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My Lady Jane Episode 2 Official Release
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00:06This marriage protects us.
00:08Shut up!
00:09I'm sorry.
00:09I don't want to be married.
00:11We're all born to certain roles.
00:13Our destiny is set.
00:14Where is she going?
00:15The Dudleys will do anything for power,
00:17and they are very, very, very rich.
00:20We're leaving now.
00:21Stop! They're here!
00:23Forgive me.
00:25He's here.
00:25Comes my baby brother.
00:27Weaker than a Sicilian's virtue.
00:29And his will for succession is done.
00:31I'm not afraid of death.
00:32Your elder sister Mary is indeed the rightful heir to the throne.
00:36What if there was somebody else?
00:37Lady Jane.
00:38Lady Jane Grey?
00:39What a happy coincidence.
00:40Jane's husband-to-be is your son.
00:43You are the rudest man I've ever met.
00:45Well, the knight is young.
00:46Mingle.
00:47Good evening!
00:48Come with me.
00:49As if.
00:50Mother about the wedding.
00:51Please don't make me marry him.
00:52I, Guildford, take thee, Jane.
00:56It's the affliction!
01:06If you ever find yourself faking a fatal disease to avoid saying, I do,
01:11first, check there isn't a royal medic in the congregation.
01:15Because if you don't, you might find yourself strapped to a table by a sadist with a penchant for knife
01:22work.
01:23Bollocks.
01:24A switch examination, Lady Jane, is the only way to assess if you are, in fact, sickened by the affliction,
01:33and indeed near death, as your recent collapse intimates, or if there is another simpler reason.
01:40She's faking.
01:41She's faking.
01:42The simpler reason is, she's faking.
01:45Now, let's have a little look, shall we?
01:46Let's go in here.
01:48Lovely.
01:49And opening, opening.
01:52Lovely.
01:53And up here.
01:55The devil is that.
01:57Oh no, don't we know what that is.
01:59That's fine.
02:00Might be a spleen thing.
02:02Yes.
02:04I'm all for de-spleaning these days.
02:07Useless organ.
02:09Oh, dear gods.
02:11Oh, Dr. Butts, shouldn't you be with the king?
02:14Don't you women ever stop talking?
02:17Now, if you are ailed by the affliction, the blood shall tell us everything.
02:23The blood shall tell him nothing.
02:25The blood is made from dried beetle shells and honey crystals Jane chewed up and dribbled out.
02:33Cheerio.
02:40Why, tis sweet.
02:43Perfect.
02:44No affliction.
02:45What?
02:46Don't say what.
02:47Say pardon.
02:48Your humours are out of balance, thus excess melancholy and unladylike aggression.
02:54A thorough bleed and the wedding may proceed.
02:57And I'll get my boy to make the blood into a sausage for your breakfast.
03:02Yummy, yummy.
03:04Jane's options are clear.
03:06Married or torture followed by marriage.
03:10Followed by a sausage made from her own blood.
03:15Don't find better.
03:16You are a masterful healer.
03:20Mother.
03:23Dr. Butts healed me.
03:26I thought he would.
03:28Come on, baby.
03:31Let's do the twist.
03:34Come on, baby.
03:38Let's do the twist.
03:42You look fine for me.
03:45Lady Jane.
03:46Do you feel better?
03:50Have you seen myself?
03:53Tell me, baby.
03:57I do.
04:10Swans mate for life.
04:12It's symbolic.
04:13Jane wants to throw up.
04:15All that effort.
04:16Begging.
04:17Pleading.
04:18Running away.
04:18And then the merest hint of torture.
04:21Wanker.
04:21And she capitulated.
04:23Did you just call me a wanker?
04:24Call myself a wanker.
04:26But I rather expect you're one to.
04:29You're even more charming and ladylike than I remember.
04:31Oh, and you're Galahad reborn.
04:34A very picture of chivalric manhood.
04:36Did you just say that you're picturing my manhood?
04:39Jane, darling, I haven't congratulated you on this happy day.
04:45I need some air.
04:46No more games.
04:48I know you hate it, but trust me, you will find this marriage empowering.
04:53Empowering?
04:54What?
04:54He owns me now.
04:56I am his wife.
04:57His chattel.
04:58His...
04:59His problem and no longer mine.
05:00Lady Frances.
05:01Lady Jane.
05:02The Duke of Norfolk sends his fondest...
05:03Move, move and leave it in the gift room.
05:07Jane, you outrank Guilford.
05:09His grandfather was an accountant.
05:12Whereas your great grandfather was the king of England.
05:15Tell me, mother.
05:17Did I fetch a good price or was I a bargain?
05:20I would pay them to take you.
05:22Eat your swan.
05:25Word to the wise.
05:26Now listen.
05:28The target is in sight.
05:30The bullseye is clear.
05:32But it still requires a steady hand.
05:35Dad.
05:35As we pull back the bow.
05:38So remember, twang, twang, twang.
05:40What?
05:42So Stan, tell me about you.
05:45My fiancee has the plague.
05:46Oh, bad luck.
05:48My husband's dead.
05:49Bad luck indeed.
05:50I know.
06:00Was that a withering look?
06:03Oh!
06:04And another one.
06:07Consider me withered.
06:10How do you fake the blood in the church anyway?
06:12The blood was not fake.
06:14Perhaps the medic was wrong when I do have the affliction simply crawling all over my lungs.
06:18And hey, now that we're married, you'll catch it and we'll both die.
06:22Fingers crossed.
06:26Margaret.
06:26What?
06:28You're ten.
06:29Beer only.
06:30I love wine.
06:31And Catherine loves bedding ceremonies.
06:34Jane had forgotten all about the bedding ceremony.
06:39People.
06:40People.
06:41Eyes to me.
06:42Eyes to me.
06:45Well, His Royal Highness King Edward has returned to the palace to rule our great kingdom and to keep the
06:53Verity people safe.
06:55Now, there are many here today who feared that this day would never come.
07:02I mean, my rascal son, the Grey's unpopular daughter, but as my darling departed wife used to say, there is
07:12a key for every lock.
07:15And Guilford has managed to insert that key today.
07:19So, let's raise a glass to the pure Verity union of Lady Jane Grey and my son, Lord Guilford Dudley.
07:33Stand up, the two of you.
07:34Come on.
07:35Raise a glass to Jane and Guilford.
07:40Smile, huh?
07:42Teeth and eyes.
07:43People love you.
07:49I'd like to say a few words.
07:52I stand before my countrymen and women offering not just my blessings, but those of my brother, King Edward.
08:00There is no soul he holds in higher esteem than Jane.
08:04I hear he's coughing all the way to his coffin, Bessie.
08:08Silence, fool!
08:10To speak of His Majesty's death is treason, even in jest.
08:15I entreat you all to remember that when speaking of my beloved brother.
08:20Besides, I can assure you, good King Edward is alive and safe.
08:27Incorrect.
08:28Edward is alive, but not safe.
08:33Too much excitement.
08:34I knew it would be. I'm always right about these things.
08:36What news of...of Jane?
08:38Jane is fine. Fainted with joy. Bessie's there on your behalf.
08:43Aethion is right in the north.
08:47More Aethion uprisings in the north.
08:49The pack, sire.
08:51A beastly leader.
08:52Archer, why haven't you killed him yet?
08:54I'm trying my best.
08:57I wish to be alone.
09:00Sleep, brother.
09:12Hey, go on.
09:16I'm starving.
09:21Cheese.
09:23Love cheese.
09:24I have had an idea.
09:26We can find the poisoner by finding the source of the poison.
09:29To dogs, it smells like rotting flesh and poo-poo.
09:32When I find my poisoner, I can order them boiled to death.
09:37Marvelously barbaric.
09:38Dad's idea, of course.
09:39Of course.
09:40Oh, here's an idea.
09:41Find the source of the poison.
09:43Find the poisoner.
09:44Didn't I just say that?
09:46Tomorrow morning, we're going to have an adventure.
09:47If I do this, if I help you, then once your poisoner is dead...
09:51Boiled.
09:52Boiled?
09:53Then you will come with me to Granny's.
09:55Promise me, I can't go back there without you.
09:57I promise.
09:59I wonder what Jane is doing.
10:01I hope she's having fun.
10:02Jane is not having fun.
10:06Like every virgin contemplating her first meeting with The Big D,
10:12Jane is feeling a heady mix of nerves and concupiscence,
10:16or as the kids call it, The Raging Horn.
10:20Jane has The Raging Horn for Guildford,
10:23even though she knows he is utterly incorrigible
10:26and that their first time, The Bedding Ceremony,
10:29will be in front of everybody in this room.
10:33Not dancing?
10:35We're just stumbling and shit-faced.
10:39Well, let me tell you a secret.
10:41Sometimes getting shit-faced is incredibly good fun.
10:47I've got something in your teeth.
10:48What?
10:49No.
10:56Kiss!
10:58Kiss!
10:59Kiss!
11:00Kiss!
11:01Kiss!
11:02Kiss!
11:02Kiss!
11:03Kiss!
11:03Kiss!
11:04Kiss!
11:07Kiss!
11:07Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
11:17Move! Move! Move!
11:25Massive!
11:28Awww!
11:30There's plenty of time for that. We all know what's coming.
11:47Let's go.
12:09Thief.
12:15How did that get in there?
12:17And an Aethian thief, I'd wager.
12:19I can tell multitudes, my lady.
12:23Well, it's been a pleasure, but I must have waved.
12:26No.
12:27You know a woman named Susanna?
12:28She's like you.
12:30Aethian.
12:31She's my best friend.
12:33We don't all know each other, actually.
12:37What a tit!
12:45I had come in here to apologise for my rudeness,
12:48but now I see you're pilfering our wedding gifts.
12:50Perhaps I should.
12:51They'd fund my freedom.
12:53You humiliated me.
12:54This is a clearly doomed arrangement,
12:58so yes, I intend to leave you as soon as possible.
13:01Oh?
13:01Oh, why?
13:02You are one of the most notorious rakes in London.
13:05No, it's not a good thing.
13:08Do you know what people say about you?
13:09That you sleep all day, carouse all night,
13:12spending your time with knaves, fools, harlots,
13:14drunkards, braggarts...
13:16Well, you certainly seem to enjoy my company in the tavern.
13:18And besides, at least I have friends.
13:21And yet you still married me, a complete stranger.
13:24I had my reasons.
13:26Oh, how terribly cryptic.
13:27My, what a fascinating enigma you are.
13:30What were your reasons?
13:31Money.
13:32And to save my sister Catherine from an ancient duke
13:35who smells like a forgotten chamber pot.
13:37Do I smell like a forgotten chamber pot?
13:42I have not smelled you.
13:44And I don't intend to.
13:46It was not the killer exit line that Jane was hoping for,
13:49but it was all she had.
13:51There you are.
13:52Ah, the young lovers began to wonder
13:55if you'd given in to temptation
13:57and jumped into the proverbial sack.
13:58No, Dad, absolutely not.
14:01Jolly good, because the bedding ceremony's about to begin.
14:04Come on, let's go.
14:05Come on.
14:08After which, you must actually shag.
14:12Seal the deal, hmm?
14:14Otherwise this marriage could be ended like that.
14:26Dad, really?
14:27This way.
14:28Come on.
14:36This is quite the turn-on, isn't it?
14:38Eh?
14:39Goodness.
14:41Jane, I know we haven't discussed what happens between a man and a woman,
14:46but if you're anything like me, I think you'll take to it like a duck to water.
14:49Please, do not demean us both with a speech about the marital bit.
14:53Right, get it off.
14:54Come on.
14:54Remember, there's a deal to be sealed.
14:58Fun is fun, but work is work.
15:00Get the job done.
15:01Now, Jane, darling,
15:03mouth closed, legs open.
15:05You're killing me.
15:06Now, that is a shoulder.
15:08Time ticks by, we all get older.
15:10Please, Dad.
15:11I spy a maiden's shoulder.
15:13Tell you what, chaps, they do rather fancy mummikins.
15:17I've got a few tips.
15:19Hold anything firm, firmly, and anything soft, softly.
15:26Apparently it really hurts.
15:27Shh, don't listen to her.
15:49Why aren't they leaving?
15:51They need to see our legs to prove consummation.
15:55They'll leave if we fought against each other.
15:56Our feet, I mean.
16:23Now what?
16:25Just wait.
16:35Jane, now that we are finally alone, let me be clear.
16:38I do not think that I should have to defend myself,
16:41or the way that I've chosen to live my life until now.
16:44Because it's indefensible.
16:45Let me speak.
16:50Jane, do you, have you ever been in a situation where you've had to do a certain thing,
16:57and then when you got there, you didn't know if you could go through with it?
17:10Not without a drink, at least.
17:17Actually, I don't require wine for courage or personality.
17:21God's teeth, no wonder your mother sold you to the highest bidder.
17:24No wonder your father had to buy you a wife.
17:26Well, I should thank him.
17:27Because of all the heinous, know-it-all wenches in the world, I got stuck with you.
17:30How dare you speak to me like that.
17:31Because I'm your lord husband, who you are to love, honour and obey.
17:41Missed!
17:48I was to be alone until the morrow.
17:49Jane, that's the...
17:50Good night.
17:52Dressing room.
17:55Hello?
17:56Let me out.
17:58Parson!
18:10To the left, left, left, left, left.
18:34Actually, I didn't.
18:36There was something to look forward to.
18:38Well, look, do you mind if we just hop back up?
18:41I'll be awfully fast.
18:43Ow!
18:46Stan!
18:46Is that damp in the ceiling?
18:49Look at him.
18:50We just feel so sad.
18:52Yeah, you'll get over it.
18:54Why doesn't your father take better care of this place?
18:57Daddy likes to spend money.
18:58He's just not good at earning it.
19:01Dudley's broke.
19:03How broke?
19:06You're scaring me.
19:09I kind of like it.
19:15Oh, it must be terribly vexing, this money situation for all of you.
19:24Now, um, come and unburden yourself and tell me everything.
19:52I cannot tempt you to join me.
19:55I cannot tempt you to join me.
19:55I detest bathing.
19:57How many times do I have to tell you?
20:00We are peevish, I see.
20:09Patience, princess.
20:10The throne will be yours.
20:12It is your birthright.
20:13And when you have that crown, we can finally be married.
20:15We can finally slay all the Aetians, just like Daddy would have wanted.
20:18That's exactly what I said.
20:20That's not what you said.
20:24Naturally, once Queen, betrothal will be your honour to bestir upon me.
20:29But until that happy day arrives, I hoped you would accept this token of my abiding love and affection.
20:37Oh, my love.
20:39I'm overcome.
20:42But you know I can't accept it.
20:44Would you give me your ring instead, and I'll wear that honour chain around my neck as a symbol of
20:52love and fidelity.
20:53My eye ring?
20:54That was a gift from King Henry.
20:55Yes, I know.
20:56And as he gave it to you, he kissed it.
20:59Because you're special.
21:07And now I have Daddy's blessing.
21:19You let me out of here, Kilford Dudley, right now.
21:26Oh, you bastard.
21:28Leaving me.
21:29Where is he?
21:30Lady Jane, you can't go around like that.
21:32You're practically naked.
21:33Your hair.
21:37You are a wife now.
21:39You only take your hair down when you're alone with himself.
21:41During marital purposes.
21:43Marital.
21:45Oh.
21:46A woman needs it at least once a day.
21:49I like it twice myself.
21:50If you don't get it, then all the fluids and vapors build up and cause fits.
21:54I knew a widow from Exeter who missed marital purposes so much that her eyes exploded.
22:01And then she died.
22:05Guildford will show you what to do.
22:07Where is Lord Guildford?
22:08Oh, he keeps a bed down by the stables.
22:11He likes the easy access to town.
22:13Ah.
22:14I'm sure he does.
22:25Oh, I'll save.
22:27You!
22:29You did my heart to stay.
22:33You did your everything.
22:37You did your...
22:39What I'd say.
22:54You!
22:56You left me stuck in that sodding dressing room all night, you knave.
23:00You locked yourself in the sodding dressing room, you numpty.
23:07Jane, I really need to be alone.
23:09Oh, well, we're married now.
23:11So not being alone is part of the deal.
23:13Jane, please just leave.
23:16Why?
23:18Why are you...
23:26You're a horse!
23:30Change back!
23:32Guildford, there's servants everywhere.
23:34Someone is going to see you.
23:35Change back!
23:38I thought I'd find you here.
23:40The inevitable wedding morning conversation.
23:44He can't change.
23:46Not until sunset.
23:48Meet Rupert, he's Guildford's groom.
23:50M'lady.
23:51What?
23:54Guildford can't control his Aethean powers.
23:57Why?
23:58Aetheans can change back and forth whenever they want.
24:00Not everybody knows that.
24:01Not my boy.
24:02Never has.
24:03We don't know why.
24:04It's a sort of horse by day, man by night thing.
24:07It's not a thing.
24:08I think you're in shock.
24:10Give yourself a little time and you'll see that it's not that bad.
24:14I mean, look at him.
24:15It's not as if he's one of those pack Aetheans you hear so much about.
24:19I mean, with Guildford, it's more of a quirk.
24:22So, you, Rupert and Guildford will embark upon your honeymoon today.
24:28Honeymoon?
24:29Why would I go on a honeymoon with a horse?
24:34To evade prying eyes and have some time to adjust and to focus on the realities of your marriage.
24:40No, no, I can't stay married to him.
24:43Jane.
24:44Jane, Jane, Jane.
24:45I often find with very clever people like your good self, they gad about the place, spouting Greek and generally
24:52arsing things up.
24:53But they're frequently blind to bigger truths.
24:57Do you know the punishment for Aethean verity intermarriage?
25:04If I tell anyone we're all dead.
25:07You?
25:08Him?
25:09Me?
25:10Your mother?
25:11Your sisters?
25:12Me, probably.
25:13Oh, definitely you.
25:14No.
25:14This is madness.
25:15My cousin, King Edward, will annul this marriage.
25:17He will protect me.
25:18The ailing verity king, who's expanded division laws, who's constantly hanging Aethean miscreants.
25:26Do you really want to bet your life on that?
25:28The only clear way out of this is quiet obedience.
25:34And a honeymoon far, far away.
25:39Oh, Jane.
25:41Did you actually think you'd find a real man to marry?
25:54As a boy, Edward thrilled at tales of Emperor Nero, who would don a disguise and cavort around Rome as
26:03a commoner.
26:03Now, Edward is finally about to experience it for himself.
26:08The world as a normal person.
26:11A pleb.
26:12A pauper.
26:13Someone who isn't probably dying.
26:16Someone who shall uncover the truth, dash it.
26:19Old woman.
26:22I am a simple farmer seeking a herbalist.
26:24Pray it tells you-
26:25Buy me pig or bugger off.
26:29Did you see that?
26:30No idea who I was.
26:32Bugger off, she said.
26:33I can't see a herbalist anywhere.
26:35Perhaps we should try the next village.
26:38Wait.
26:38Look.
26:41There's only a flower girl.
26:44No, she isn't.
26:46You distract her.
26:47I'll change and take a sniff around.
26:50Marjoram.
26:51Beaver fuse.
26:52Sage and daisies.
26:53Good for what ails you and bad for what might impale you.
26:57Good morrow, flower peasant.
27:00What can I do you for, sir?
27:02I need a sleeping potion.
27:05Yeah, chamomile.
27:06Make a draught.
27:07I need a more permanent sleep.
27:10No.
27:12Sorry.
27:13Bugger off.
27:17Filthy beast.
27:18Look at the state of ya.
27:20Aethian scum!
27:26Guards.
27:27Where are you taking her?
27:33Who cares?
27:35She's a beast.
27:36I told you.
27:37About the sleeping draught.
27:38Look, mate.
27:39Poison is verboten.
27:41Get it?
27:42I don't have it.
27:43I don't sell it.
27:44I don't even know what it is.
27:48Tafana.
27:50It's a poisonous fox.
27:51You nasty little thief.
27:53You filthy little poisoned merchant.
27:55To whom did you sell this?
27:57Was it someone at the palace?
28:00Tell him or I'll cut your blinking throat.
28:02Fine.
28:04Maybe I saw Tafana here.
28:07Some burke in a cloak.
28:09Guy with a creepy ring.
28:10He looked a bit like an eyeball.
28:12What sort of eyeball?
28:12Oh!
28:13Get out of here and leave me in peace.
28:17What does that mean?
28:24It's kind of like Bugger Off.
28:25Oh, jeez.
28:28Tafana.
28:29We must get you to Granny.
28:31No, no.
28:32I need to talk to Jane.
28:37A horse for a husband.
28:39A fucking horse for a husband.
28:43And a lying horse husband at that.
28:45Jane wants more than ever to escape.
28:47And perhaps, if she hawks her valuable wedding gifts, she can.
28:56Would you please unlock that?
28:57Oh, no.
28:58It's going on honeymoon with you.
29:00Exciting.
29:01There are some gifts that I would like to retrieve.
29:03Your new lord and master's orders, milady.
29:06He is not my lord and master.
29:09Greetings, sister.
29:12Salutations, Urchin Kicker.
29:14Oh, they love me.
29:15How's married life?
29:19Tally-ho.
29:20Good luck with that.
29:22This just arrived for you.
29:23From His Majesty.
29:31Bit manky, innit?
29:33We played with it as children.
29:35Exactly.
29:36Manky.
29:38Say hi to your mum for me.
29:51The note from Edward could only mean one thing.
29:55Jane's fake collapse in the church had forced him to come to his senses and annul her disaster of a
30:01marriage.
30:01Edward.
30:04Very definition of cloak and dagger.
30:10You look better.
30:11Jane.
30:13What do you know about poison?
30:15I have this friend and he thinks he might have accidentally ingested Tofana.
30:21The Florentine Widowmaker?
30:22Yes, I knew you would know.
30:24You've always been so jolly clever about things like this.
30:29How bad is it?
30:29It's catastrophic.
30:31Tofana is the most lethal substance that there is.
30:34I mean, in large doses, it kills you instantly.
30:36In small doses, it creeps into your lungs, seeps into your blood until it reaches your heart.
30:41And then...
30:41And then?
30:44You die.
30:49I know.
30:51I'll stay here for a while.
30:53And help your poor friend.
30:54Jane, I won't help you abandon your wifely duties.
30:57You sound like Guilford.
30:59You can't be that bad, honestly.
31:00He is that bad.
31:01In fact, he is...
31:05What?
31:07What is he?
31:09You know, you used to be the one person in whom I could confide.
31:14There was nothing we wouldn't do for each other.
31:16Jane, there is so much going on that you don't and cannot know.
31:18What do I not know?
31:19No, it's none of your concern.
31:20God, why are you being such a prat?
31:22Do you not speak to your king like that?
31:24You do realise it doesn't matter how many times you say king.
31:28You'll never be your father.
31:30And you're nothing but a wife.
31:32It's Guilford Dudley's property.
31:41Nobody.
31:43Go.
32:03Oh?
32:05Whale pipe. A little gaming.
32:07Whale, such a challenge to digest.
32:09I know.
32:10All rise, McKinsey!
32:20I call you here today to impart news that will, I trust, shock you as much as has shocked me.
32:28I have ascertained that my malaise is not the affliction.
32:34It is, in fact, poison.
32:41Furthermore, I have reason to believe that my would-be assassin is somebody at court.
32:46It could even be one of you.
32:51I demand each of you pledge to stop at nothing to find a culprit.
32:56Your Majesty, please rest assured that...
32:59We will endeavour to find who is responsible for this. We will go to all lengths. We will not stop.
33:04We will not stop. You must banish any doubt within the royal mind.
33:08I'm still speaking. This atrocity will dissolve.
33:11We will endeavour to find who is responsible for this. We will go to all lengths.
33:14There is no length to which we will not go. It's as simple as that. It is as simple as
33:18that.
33:19We will find them. Your Majesty.
33:20That's enough.
33:22If you cannot find the poisoner, I'll assume you're all treasonous bastards.
33:28And I'll bore you all together.
33:38So, without further ado...
33:42Bugger off!
33:46Delusions of persecution.
33:48The king is losing his wits.
33:50Often happens in the latter stages of the affliction.
33:52Perhaps you're right. He looked terrible. Positively waxy.
33:55Most unpleasant.
33:56Oh, most unpleasant.
33:57Let me look into this poisoning business.
34:00Nothing's more important than the monarchy.
34:02Quite.
34:03Quite.
34:03Quite.
34:04When Englishmen truly hate each other, they will agree profusely.
34:17He knows. The king knows.
34:20The king knows?
34:23You fool.
34:25I don't know.
34:27I don't know.
34:28My love, Sir Mumbley.
34:30I think you mean your highness.
34:32Yes, your highness.
34:33Your majesty.
34:35Maybe in a few days you'll just...
34:36We don't have time.
34:41I'm taking charge.
34:44You do exactly as I say.
34:57Stan.
34:59Dad!
35:00Should we get Squiffy and talk about girls?
35:02What? Oh, shut up. Listen to me.
35:03I need you to go to the Chancery.
35:06Find the king's will for the succession.
35:09You bring it back to me for safekeeping.
35:12Right now?
35:13Right now, me?
35:14I believe there are powerful forces conspiring against the king,
35:18but I haven't survived a lifetime in court by picking fights I know I can't win.
35:22My priority is the monarchy.
35:25We must safeguard the will.
35:27Do you understand?
35:29Whoever gets the crown controls the world.
35:33My future, your future, Guilford's future.
35:37The entire kingdom is at stake.
35:39So stand and go.
35:43I'll get you.
35:44I'll get you another butt.
35:46There are two types of people in the world.
35:49Those who lie down and cry for mummy when things get tough.
35:53And those who know mummy wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire,
35:56so you'd better jolly well get back up and keep fighting your corner,
36:00because it's the only way you'll survive.
36:03Rupert?
36:05Desperate for a waz.
36:07Rupert, stop.
36:11Cheers.
36:12We must make haste, my lady.
36:14If either of you want to use the tree, I can watch the horses.
36:16And the husband.
36:19I shouldn't.
36:20It's not safe.
36:22No, piffle.
36:23It's not us all around.
36:24Go on.
36:25Thank you, my lady.
36:27Here you are.
36:27Let's take a slash.
36:37Hello.
36:38Isaiah, I'm terribly sorry.
36:39My groom dropped down dead.
36:40Wasn't it a bother?
36:41Steeds absconded into the night.
36:42I'm dreadfully hungry.
36:43But I'm afraid I find myself forced to rob you to survive.
36:45So open your fucking chest, Lampkins.
36:47Open it.
36:48I've got a stick and I'm not afraid to use it.
36:50Come on, over the chest.
36:52Open it.
36:53Open the chest now.
36:58It's nothing but books.
37:00It's literature.
37:01There's no valuables in here at all.
37:03It looks like the only valuable here is you.
37:06Don't touch me.
37:12Ever.
37:14I'm not.
37:15You bastard.
37:17How dare you.
37:18Get out.
37:23Ethan, scum.
37:26Maybe, Jane.
37:27Are you hurt?
37:28Fine.
37:30Oh, thank you, God.
37:32Lady Jane, let's go.
37:33Before more of them come back to murder us.
37:36Kwame, it's remedium bestia.
37:40How interesting.
37:53I must see Lady Frances.
37:58Oh, it's you.
37:59I told you not.
38:00King Edward's will for the succession.
38:02It's missing.
38:04What do you mean?
38:05Dad sent me to the chancery and it's gone.
38:08It's missing.
38:09It's stolen.
38:11Oh, I'm so stressed.
38:12Can I come in?
38:13No.
38:15Well, Dad will freak out when I tell him.
38:16I didn't know where else to go.
38:19Frances.
38:21What does it mean?
38:22It means we're all fucked.
38:34Are you cheating?
38:35Yes.
38:38Come in.
38:42Lord, Highness King Edward, defender of the realm.
38:44Just get on with it.
38:46It brings me both joy and pain
38:48to tell you that I have ascertained
38:51the identity of your poison now.
38:58Lord Dudley.
39:01Your plan was clear.
39:03You betrayed your kingdom.
39:04Lies!
39:04Your Majesty, I am the most loyal.
39:06What on earth are you doing?
39:08What are you looking for, man?
39:09Let me get you.
39:11Tofana, a poisonous box.
39:14That's not mine.
39:17You tried to murder my baby brother, you treasonous vermin.
39:21What are you doing?
39:25What are you doing?
39:26What are you doing?
39:26Desist.
39:27Meeting, man.
39:27Arrised Lord Dudley.
39:30Lock him up in the Tower of London.
39:32Oh, sir.
39:34You're mistaken.
39:35I mean listen.
39:36You're making a grave, Ella.
39:38You're making a grave, Ella.
39:40No.
39:42Shut that dog up or I'll shut it up for you.
39:48Here, brother, take my cosy cloak.
39:50We need peace.
39:53We must move you to the North Turret.
39:59The eye ring?
40:00To whom did you sell Tavana?
40:02Going with a creepy ring.
40:04You looked a bit like an eyeball.
40:18Smuggling esoteric books on honeymoon is a jolly odd move for a renowned scoundrel.
40:25Despite being thwarted again in her attempts to escape marriage,
40:29Jane is suddenly rather intrigued.
40:45Tired after the journey?
40:46Oh, no.
40:48Boundless energy.
40:50Horses.
40:52And that's supposed to be funny.
40:54To be fair, I did try and warn you about the horse thing.
40:57That is not how I remember it.
40:58Like, we need to talk.
41:00Your father told me that you can't control your change.
41:03Why?
41:04Aetheans can switch back and forth whenever they want.
41:06What's wrong with you?
41:08I don't know.
41:10And why did you swap a wedding gift with books?
41:12I suggest you bring the wine.
41:21Das bist beenden.
41:23They're all about curing Aetheanism.
41:25Yes, it's become something of a hobby of mine.
41:28For obvious reasons.
41:29The Latin, Italian, Greek.
41:34Is that Aramaic?
41:35You speak Aramaic?
41:37No.
41:38My father says you're very smart.
41:40That you're a polyglot.
41:41Correcto mundo.
41:43It's Italian.
41:44And that you also know the medical arts and you make these little cures and things.
41:47Patronizing, but yes.
41:51I am hoping that you can use the knowledge in these books to cure me.
42:00So you married me for my brain?
42:07I mean, look, I've read about Aethean cures.
42:08Of course, I just always assumed that they were myths.
42:11You know, John Damascus said that it would be like curing the sea of being the sea, the earth of
42:15being the earth.
42:16John was also burned for blasphemy.
42:17The ancients thought it was possible.
42:20Petronius with Vericepolis.
42:22Though his research was lost to time.
42:26So will you do it?
42:27The thing is, Guildford.
42:30What?
42:32You've never said my name before.
42:40What if I can't do it?
42:42What then?
42:43All I'm asking is that you try.
42:47Please, Jane.
42:49I don't want to live like this.
42:52Neither do I.
42:56This marriage was never my desire.
42:58Then what is your desire?
43:00Independence.
43:02So a divorce.
43:05How modern.
43:07Fine.
43:09You find me my cure and this marriage is over.
43:16Jane.
43:21Please.
43:25I need this.
43:30Never tell me to obey you again.
43:33Never.
43:35Promise.
43:38I do.
43:46Jane, one last thing.
43:49Yes?
43:49Obviously, I know you'd rather not be husband and wife, so you needn't worry about marital obligations.
43:55Oh.
43:56Yes, good.
43:57I'm glad we can be friends.
43:59Yes.
44:00Friends.
44:03This is you.
44:15I'll start my research tomorrow.
44:21Guilford.
44:25Yes.
44:32Sleep well.
44:32You too.
44:33Good night.
44:34Good night.
44:34Good night.
44:35Good night.
44:35Good night.
44:45Petunia?
44:46Guards.
44:48Servants, anyone?
44:49He's mine from the out of the dead.
44:52Yes, yes, yes.
44:52It was Princess Mary and Seymour coming to kill him.
44:58Ready?
45:00Ready?
45:01Ready?
45:02Ready?
45:03Ready?
45:03Ready?
45:04Ready?
45:04Ready?
45:05Ready?
45:05Ready?
45:08Ready?
45:09Ready?
45:10Ready?
45:12Ready?
45:13Ready?
45:13Ready?
45:16Ready?
45:18Ready?
45:19Ready?
45:19Where is he?
45:20He must be here.
45:22Your Majesty?
45:23Your Highness?
45:27He's gone.
45:28The door was bolted.
45:30A dozen guards stationed below.
45:31There's no other way out of this room except-
45:35He must have fallen trying to escape.
45:38Edward is dead.
45:42Edward is dead.
46:00Edward is dead!
46:04He must have fallen why of those luck with you.
46:07I want to know him.
46:15Nice to meet you because I bought all five Weird articles today.
46:19Joe, who has a weird belief.
46:19You can see him.
46:20I amộ RM.
46:21You have to be there.
46:21The heart самом told sands.
46:21We can do scary things, man.
46:22I have a rider fairy ama
46:22It's not aière to grow.
46:24Oh, I need a villageesa ma��터.
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