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00:07and so they looked and they kept looking oh you've heard this and they never found the finger
00:17you know your captions are on what oh my captions are on david david do you know how to turn
00:23these
00:23off sorry i i don't oh they're off no they're back what what what what i don't understand this why
00:33is
00:33it happening is this just me why didn't it happen for him why is it only happening for me what's
00:49happening come join our parties they live in room sight when two teams of drag queens compete for the prize
01:11hey greetings esteemed colleagues revered guests and a few folks i just can't remember their names
01:16i'm your host murray hill and welcome to drag me to dinner this is the show where if you find
01:21a hair
01:22it's probably synthetic so don't swallow welcome to a world of imagination where each episode two teams
01:29of your favorite drag queens compete to throw the best funniest most dragtastic themed dinner parties
01:35of their lives in a show where nothing is quite as it seems this is drag me to dinner these
01:44iconic
01:45queens will cook up fabulous food you gotta lube it all up oh oh wow delicious cocktails
01:56transform these ordinary rooms
02:00it's party time into fantastical party venues
02:09and provide one night only entertainment for our judges he's tall light and handsome-ish the multi-talented
02:17neil patrick harris i'm going to be the man that calls the shots in this party
02:23meat and man eater
02:24drag superstar bianca del rio i know you're gonna be shocked by this but i'm a gay man
02:30and our legitimate actress with an illegitimate sense of humor
02:33the funny and fabulous anifa wood
02:36there were lots of wieners it was meaty and helping the queens is life of the party
02:41david burka so let the good times roll but only one team will reign supreme
02:49and be awarded the glorious golden crater
02:53yes daddy
02:56and tonight our queens take us back to the roaring
02:59actually make that roaring 20s
03:01so let's meet tonight's teams
03:06hi everybody i am lindy and i am here with my lovely darling the divilicious
03:12i'm so excited you're here
03:15hi i'm kiki ball change the one and lonely
03:19so thrilled and so excited to be making this dinner party with my wonderful good friend
03:24orgy thor
03:24bb and i have done uh several projects together television and not
03:31i love to host theme nights and game nights orgies
03:37here's the thing here's the thing okay not everyone is as nasty disgusting and perverse as kiki ball change
03:44some people are worse
03:48i'm just here to win and i'm here to win at life thank you very much thank you
03:55we're here to win because we are cooked and she decorates
04:00and we're winners
04:01we win things
04:02we win things
04:03all the time
04:06get out here ladies come on
04:10come on out
04:19wow
04:19you look fantastic and i saw that you're you're on your phone are you on one of the apps
04:24i was talking to my mom she's in the hospital
04:28that's hilarious
04:31she's throwing the doctor
04:32i guess that's how you were born
04:33yay
04:33wow
04:34trinity where do you see yourself in five years
04:37probably on my second husband
04:40and running away with the pool boy
04:42that sounds fantastic and i hope i was your first husband
04:45now bb are you prepared to take down the other queens tonight
04:49uh which are the queens i thought we were the only queens here
04:56showbiz
04:57sorgie uh you're an icon
04:59enough said
05:01kiki ball change can i get a high kick from you
05:03oh of course
05:05hey
05:06oh
05:07you okay
05:07i don't want to hurt you
05:09yeah i just i wasn't sure what i was saying
05:10okay no dinner party would be complete without a fantastic theme
05:14and here to give us the lowdown of tonight's theme is expert chef and the life of the party
05:20david burka
05:26hello queens
05:27oh
05:28hey
05:30may i say you all look like the cat's pajamas
05:34or just
05:36are we allowed to say that
05:38sure
05:38and i'm sure you've guessed tonight's theme is the whoring 20s
05:45that's you
05:45that's me
05:46and queens
05:47don't forget
05:48the judges will be keeping their eyes on
05:51food and drink
05:53design and decor
05:54and entertainment and overall vibe
05:56i would love to see you honor this era with perhaps
05:59a delightful gin drink
06:01or something decadent like oysters
06:03caviar or smoked salmon
06:04and of course we're giving you two handy helpers
06:07who are able to assist in whatever you need
06:10so let the good times roll
06:13it'll be fun
06:15okay ladies
06:16this is your big moment to sparkle for our judges
06:19and if you do
06:20you'll be showered with fantastic prizes
06:22like these
06:23a baby bottle full of babies
06:25a nut sack
06:27a cup tape
06:28a share cootery board
06:30a bathtub of butter
06:31ode to harry styles
06:3355 gallons of lube
06:35a high five from bianca del rio herself
06:37all the crackers you can carry
06:39and the grandest prize of them all
06:42the glorious golden greater
06:45because one team is great
06:47but the other is greater
06:50wow
06:51all right this is my favorite part
06:53let's start the clock
06:54and release the quiz
06:59go to your places
07:00you have 90 minutes to go
07:03that way
07:05oh
07:05well
07:06I made it
07:07wonderful dismount
07:08I gotta say
07:09thank you
07:09what
07:09okay
07:10we're in 20s
07:11so I'm thinking 1920s
07:12you know everyone's rich and drunk
07:14like luxury
07:15candelabras
07:16uh-huh
07:17chandeliers
07:18okay
07:19ostrich feathers
07:21sounds like a drag queen party
07:23mm-mm-mm-mm
07:23what if we do a speaking seat
07:25like you had to know like a password to get in
07:27murder mystery
07:28maybe we kill a couple of people
07:30instead of it being sickening
07:31it's gonna be just
07:32and we're just
07:32I like the idea
07:33that would be a
07:34oh
07:37these two girls
07:38they know drag
07:39trinity
07:39she's been around for a while
07:41royalty
07:41royalty
07:42yes
07:43you know bb has her own design company
07:44what
07:45yeah
07:45I can't say
07:46that they know their way around a kitchen
07:48but
07:48well I think they'll figure it out
07:49um
07:49okay
07:50Kiki Balchange is a broadway girl
07:52so she's quite a dancer
07:53and she's a staple of New York theater
07:55I think she's gonna use that as part of the talent
07:56I hope so
07:57Kiki saw Thorgy Thor on television
08:00and was inspired by Thorgy to be a drag queen
08:04and now they're paired up together
08:05okay so cocktails
08:06okay
08:07so gin
08:07so prohibition
08:08love it
08:08so why don't we have a bathtub
08:11of gin
08:12I want to make out with you right now
08:14okay let's do it
08:21what do you think you're for a cocktail
08:23I wasn't born back then
08:24why are you looking at me
08:25gin
08:27probably goes with anything right
08:28so I'm thinking like
08:30orange juice
08:31I want blackberries in there
08:33berrygasm cocktail
08:39I like that
08:42this is so serious
08:43we have to win
08:44okay what else
08:45we need food
08:45let's do like appetizers
08:47let's do like
08:47how about like a little sandwich
08:49like a pinwheel
08:50like a pinwheel sandwich
08:52so I'm thinking like oysters
08:54oysters
08:55Rockefeller
08:56oysters Rockefeller
08:57you're a nasty son of a bitch
08:59I am but you know what
09:00I love it
09:00we need a feast
09:01lots of big meat
09:04I like that
09:05I'm thinking a pork crowned roast
09:08a crowned roast
09:08do you need a recipe for that
09:10I think so
09:11oh okay
09:11some sautéed vegetables
09:13and we're gonna grill some shrimp
09:15shrimp is very rich
09:16shrimp is rich
09:17also we need oysters
09:18they're an aphrodisiac
09:20and I'm looking to get lucky
09:24drag queens are always asked
09:26to do all kinds of stuff
09:26but never really cook
09:28no
09:29I mean you think that they know
09:30decor and design
09:31and all of that
09:32but like cooking is
09:33you've got to have technique
09:35you've got to know
09:35your way around
09:36it's not something
09:37you can just like
09:37it's like woodworking
09:38like I'm not a woodworker
09:40but
09:40oh I know a lot about wood
09:43bitch we need some helpers
09:44uh helpers
09:45do we have some helpers here
09:51oh wow
09:53you'll do
09:54oh you need love too
09:55oh
09:55yes
09:56oh
09:56oh
09:57yes
09:58okay
09:59okay
09:59wait
10:00here they come
10:02this is
10:03this is
10:04I'm not gonna see you
10:05come on in
10:06the party has officially begun
10:07you met my whore friend Kiki
10:08yes
10:11never read the comments
10:13what
10:13what happened
10:14Neil Patrick Harris
10:16is so pasty white
10:17you can practically see through him
10:19oh
10:19don't read them
10:20don't even pay attention to it
10:22it's just phantom people
10:23that don't know you
10:24Neil Patrick Harris's
10:26husband David
10:27is so handsome
10:27what is he doing with Neil
10:30my queen
10:31you have 45 minutes
10:33what
10:33oh my god
10:35in that time
10:36you have to complete
10:36your food and drinks
10:37decorate your rooms
10:38and decide how you're gonna
10:40entertain the judges
10:41the clock is ticking
10:43so snap to it
10:44chop chop
10:45can you bring me
10:45that big slab of meat
10:47over there
10:48hmm
10:50ooh
10:51ooh
10:52oh
10:52that's a very large
10:54thing of meat
10:54ooh
10:56oh
10:57oh
10:57oh
10:58it's like a bracelet
11:01are you sure you know
11:02what you're doing
11:03um
11:04yeah
11:05I think this is pepper
11:07not too much
11:08I like
11:09that's just
11:10that might be too spicy
11:11for the guests
11:11you know
11:12here you do a little salt
11:15perfect
11:16we're gonna make
11:17pinwheel
11:18sandwiches
11:18so we're gonna need
11:19one
11:20slice of
11:21cucumber
11:21okay
11:22and then
11:23what you want to put in there
11:24is fresh salmon
11:25and we have cheese
11:26to hold it all together
11:27it is beautiful
11:28it is glamorous
11:29and she is giving it to you
11:31this is our earth paste
11:33for our crowned pork
11:35why am I chopping this
11:36we have a blender
11:37let me help you
11:38yes
11:40okay
11:41my grandmother taught me
11:42how to cook
11:43protein
11:44are the shells
11:45or not
11:45what are y'all doing over there
11:47we're cooking
11:48what does that look like
11:49okay
11:49do you have egg shells
11:50in your blender
11:51mind your business
11:53it helps with the flavor
11:57it smells very earthy
12:00mm-hmm
12:00okay
12:01I'm gonna pour this in there
12:03oh
12:08decadence
12:08don't eat that
12:13neil patrick harris
12:14more like neil fatrick harris
12:19well the camera does add 10 pounds
12:21on you
12:23you have 30 minutes
12:24to go
12:26let's make a drink
12:27we're gonna start with
12:28gin
12:29ooh
12:30not too much
12:31not too much
12:31more
12:32just a little bit more
12:33okay
12:34see that's a drag pork
12:35definitely think orange juice
12:37add cranberry
12:38I don't know if it's
12:39organic
12:40the berries
12:41the berries
12:41just drop that
12:42you wanna do it
12:45you wanna crush it
12:46just think
12:47just think about
12:47we're crushing the competition
12:48I like it
12:49it's very mushy
12:50okay
12:55damn that's strong
13:00neil patrick harris
13:01looks like he smells like pee
13:06I wrote that one
13:09get out
13:1310 minutes ladies
13:15what
13:16wait
13:16make the oysters Rockefeller
13:18onions
13:19we need to cut
13:20lots and lots of onions
13:20got it
13:21oh it's burning
13:22it's burning
13:22I think you strain
13:24the shrimp
13:25queens
13:25I'm gonna ask you
13:27a trivia question
13:28trivia
13:28it's trivia time
13:32the first team
13:33who shouts out
13:34the correct answer
13:35will get an extra hand
13:36from our resident expert
13:38David Berka
13:39oh
13:39alright
13:40I know my trivia
13:41and the other team
13:42will get an assist
13:43from Sue Sheck
13:44David's aunt
13:46got it
13:46ladies are you ready
13:48keep it a question
13:48yeah
13:49bring it on
13:49in what country
13:51was the first
13:52in-home refrigerator
13:54sold
13:55England
13:56the United States
13:56no
13:57Canada
13:58no
13:59Alaska
14:00no
14:00Cameroon
14:01Mexico
14:02Tennessee
14:03France
14:04Australia
14:05I'm gonna give you
14:07a clue
14:07starts with an S
14:09South America
14:10Seattle
14:11Sweden
14:12Sweden
14:16they said
14:17sweetie
14:17they didn't say
14:18Sweden
14:18they didn't say
14:19Sweden
14:19it's time to get
14:20a special tip
14:21from David
14:22alright ladies
14:23let's do this
14:25hello
14:25okay
14:26I need your help
14:27you guys are looking
14:27pretty good
14:28what are you guys
14:29missing right now
14:29what are the elements
14:30so the next things
14:31with
14:31because we're making
14:32oysters Rockefeller
14:33right
14:33so on top of the oysters
14:35we're missing lemons
14:36and we're missing
14:37pecorino cheese
14:37okay great
14:38that looks great
14:39okay
14:39I think that you're
14:40gonna want to go
14:41a little smaller
14:41on the onion
14:42because they want
14:42to fit onto
14:43alright guys
14:43good luck
14:44you guys are gonna
14:44feel it
14:45well done
14:46thank you very much
14:46thank you
14:47hey you need some help
14:48Sue Chef is here
14:51uh oh
14:52it's Sue Chef
14:53let me help you guys out
14:55no
14:57no
15:03you need some
15:04smash some berries
15:05you need this
15:09you stupid bitch
15:11ma'am
15:12ma'am
15:13ma'am
15:14ma'am
15:15ma'am
15:15ma'am
15:15ma'am
15:15ma'am
15:16let me go
15:17let me go
15:18let me go
15:19you're making a big
15:20mistake
15:21you're making a big
15:22mistake
15:23I'm trying to help
15:24them
15:27please you have five
15:29minutes to go
15:30oh my god
15:30we're in the oven
15:31okay
15:35the horseradish
15:36we forgot about the
15:37horseradish
15:37everything
15:38check the room
15:39okay I will
15:40hold on
15:41just check the room
15:41stop eating
15:43I'm hungry
15:43oh my god
15:44grab the strawberry
15:46strawberry
15:47where's the paprika
15:48damn it
15:49I need the paprika
15:50oh my god
15:51where's the paprika
15:52isn't it here
15:53you have to be
15:55inside the rooms
15:56when the curtains
15:57close
15:57wow look how gorgeous
15:59it is
15:59Lance
15:59oh the roast
16:01and that's happening
16:02in 30 seconds
16:07grab our meat
16:09grab your food
16:10grab the food
16:10grab the food
16:11wait it's gonna
16:12oh my god
16:12it's just hot
16:13it's gonna burn the table
16:14hold on
16:16hold on
16:17okay
16:1715 seconds
16:2210
16:239
16:248
16:257
16:266
16:275
16:284
16:293
16:302
16:321
16:352
16:353
16:355
16:365
16:386
16:39we did
16:39that
16:40oh my god
16:41that was insane
16:43that was crazy
16:44alright
16:44these queens
16:45have done
16:46all they can
16:46and now
16:47they better
16:47get ready
16:48to host
16:48because
16:49it's
16:49party
16:50time
16:57Drag Me to Dinner
17:00You're watching Drag Me to Dinner on Hulu
17:02And I just wanted to remind you in case the pills just hit
17:05I know mine have
17:06What's the name of the show again?
17:08Drag Me to Dinner
17:09Drag Me to Dinner
17:10I'm glad you're back because we're about to head to our first pouring 20s party
17:14But before we do, let's meet our judges
17:17She's a Broadway baby with a great set of pipes
17:20And she can sing too
17:21Hanifa Wood
17:23Hey Mary
17:24Oh, what kind of matching here, huh?
17:26I know, I wore this to you because I knew you were going to be here tonight
17:28Oh, I love it
17:29We spark the
17:30We shine
17:32Okay, that's good
17:34All right
17:35She cooks, she queens, and she scares the shit out of me
17:38She's the iconic Bianca Del Rio
17:42Hello, Mary
17:43And I match you too
17:45My a** is just as pink as that bow tie
17:51And this guy more than dabbles in magic, Broadway, and now in drag cooking shows
17:57It's Neil Patrick Harris
17:59Hey, thanks, Mary
18:00I'll tell you, these queens here bring the shade
18:02But you, sir, bring the shades
18:06Oh, God
18:08Line
18:10Now it's time to see what our queens have in store for us at tonight's first pouring 20s party
18:16All right, pals, head backstage, I'll see you in a minute
18:18Have fun
18:19Go ahead, get out of here
18:22These ladies, shucked and stuffed
18:24And quite honestly, I'm surprised the building hasn't been burned down yet
18:27Let's start our first dinner party with Trinity the Tuck and Bebe Zahara Banay in Whore Done It
18:40Oh, Bebe, baby
18:48Oh, darling
18:49Before they get here, let's go look at ourselves
18:51Oh, we must
18:51Yes, yes
18:52Thank you
18:53Oh, my goodness
18:54The face
18:55The body
18:56Oh, they're here
18:58They're here
18:59Quickly
18:59Oh, okay
19:00Hold on, hold on
19:01Hold on
19:01Hello
19:03Hi
19:03Oh, hi
19:04Welcome
19:04Thank you for coming
19:06Thank you
19:07Thank you
19:08Take your time
19:08There you go
19:08Take your time
19:09Let's get some cocktails
19:11Boys
19:12Oh, we're making a toast
19:14Oh, okay
19:15To old friends
19:16Oh
19:17I got old or your friend
19:24I want us to talk more about this spread we have on the table
19:27Well, this amazing delicacy right there in front of Bianca is a large slab of meat
19:34Let the spices and flavor really blend in your mouth and your tongue
19:38You can tell from my face I don't know how to blend
19:40I actually have a beautiful makeup artist
19:42Really?
19:43Why didn't you use them today?
19:45Yes, thank you
19:48May I have just a singular potato
19:51You guys not eating?
19:53Oh, yes, yes we are
19:54Actually, put it in your mouth
19:55Yeah
19:56Well, can I have your pork chop?
19:57Yep
20:02What was that?
20:03I don't chew my own food
20:05Is it less calories that way?
20:06It is
20:07No one has tried their oysters
20:08I have my oysters
20:10Would you like an oyster?
20:12Oh, absolutely not
20:13Oh, please
20:13We've all had one
20:14Have an oyster
20:15Eat one
20:16You must
20:17Put it in your mouth
20:18You really, really must
20:19I will have one
20:22Dan?
20:23Okay, there you go, Dan
20:23You first
20:24Put the oyster
20:26Oh, my God
20:26Ready?
20:28Sister, you can do it
20:29No
20:30You've done worse
20:32Oh, my God
20:35Oh, is it happening?
20:40Oh
20:42Usually I don't swallow
20:43Darling, who wants some dessert?
20:45We have a beautiful Vaginta cake
20:47I got a Vaginta cake, too
20:50Let me ask you two
20:51Have you ever ate Vaginta before?
20:54Oh, I was a big fan of Vaginta when I was younger
20:56What happened?
20:58It soured to me a little bit
20:59Well, someone tell me something
21:02Oh, oh, oh
21:04You didn't pay your bills
21:05Oh
21:05Oh, what's going on?
21:09What's going on?
21:14Normally I like a warm body on me
21:17But not a cold one
21:18Oh, oh
21:19Oh, no
21:22It's all right
21:23I was once a doctor
21:26He's dead
21:30Who could have done that?
21:32It definitely wasn't one of us
21:38All right, it's true
21:40Edmund's not just a stable boy
21:41He's also my twin brother
21:43And it is true
21:44That he hated Dan
21:45And Dan hated him
21:46But I couldn't have done it
21:47I was canoodling in a canoe
21:49On the creek with Hanifa all afternoon
21:51Oh
21:51Wow
21:53It's true
21:54I was with Dan
21:55But he just braided my hair for my family reunion
21:58In the parlor
22:00And although I was canoodling with Neil
22:02I did not kill that man
22:04I was in the Vaginta trees
22:07With radio
22:10It's true
22:11I was having an affair with Dan
22:13He had a very impressive
22:14Helping hand
22:17But I couldn't have done it
22:18I was in the solarium sunning with a stable boy
22:21Edmund?
22:22I have a type
22:23Yes
22:24It's true
22:25I know Dan
22:25Because just like him
22:27I work here on the housekeeping staff
22:29At the farm
22:30I have cleaned the canoe
22:31I have wiped the stable
22:33And I've seen your vagine tree
22:35I would never kill a man
22:36I'd beat a bitch
22:37But not kill a man
22:38I know who it is
22:40I know who it was
22:41Who is it?
22:43And who was it?
22:50Bianca!
22:51No!
22:51Yes, it was her
22:53I would have never killed a useless go-go boy
22:55Sidebar, they're never useless
22:56They're always entertaining
22:57But the point is
22:58I would never kill anyone
22:59It could not have been me
23:00It would never have been me
23:01I don't kill people
23:03I didn't do it!
23:04It was you!
23:05I didn't do it!
23:06If the gloves don't fit
23:07You must acquit!
23:08It was you!
23:10I can't believe it
23:11Was anybody surprised?
23:13Oh my god
23:14It's so hard, sis
23:16Wait
23:17Wait, wait
23:18We gotta do the toast
23:19Wait
23:19Back out
23:20We still have the whole pit to do
23:21It's coming back up
23:22It's coming back up
23:24Yes, here's a toast
23:26To finding out
23:27Who the killer was
23:28Thank you
23:29Gosh, that rotten bitch is gone
23:37Thirsty
23:38Thirsty
23:40Are you okay, sister?
23:42Are you okay?
23:44Are you okay?
23:45Are you okay?
23:45We're just choking
23:45Normally I don't choke
23:47At all
23:47Ever
23:48I normally don't
23:49But
23:51What's that?
24:14Don't go anywhere
24:16Because our second party is next
24:19Drag me to dinner
24:22Bye
24:23Thanks again
24:24Bye, Dan
24:24Sorry we killed your friend
24:32And now for our second party of the night
24:35Thorgy Thor
24:36And Kiki Ball Chains
24:39All you can eat illegal brothel inside
24:56Everyone quiet
24:57Shh
24:58Quiet
24:58Quiet
24:59Is it the police?
25:00I don't know
25:00Or is it our guests?
25:01It might be
25:02Let's see
25:02Hello?
25:03Here, come over here
25:04Hello?
25:05Um, is this where the party is?
25:07Uh-huh
25:08What's the password?
25:10Um, Bottoms Up
25:12That works for me
25:13Yeah, sure, sounds good
25:16Welcome
25:16Oh, hello
25:17How are you?
25:21We have to be very quiet
25:22Because this is a speakeasy
25:24Right
25:25We're not allowed to drink
25:26Okay
25:27It's the 20s
25:28Right
25:28Okay
25:33Who is it?
25:35Tina Turner
25:36That's kind of fierce
25:38Tina
25:39Oh, it's not Tina
25:40Well, come on
25:41In any way
25:41You look gorgeous
25:42Thank you
25:43Oh, this is great
25:44Wow
25:44Thank you for having us
25:45Of course, this is so wonderful
25:48Hey, hey, hey, girl
25:49You're wound up more than a Victrola
25:51Okay, well, welcome to our wonderful, glorious, glamorous party
25:54We're starting it off with some absinthe
25:55So, don't worry
25:56We have you covered
25:57So, before you start with our homemade bathtub gin
26:00We have to start with the absinthe
26:02Kiki, do you have your psychotropic medicine?
26:05Yeah
26:06To hallucinating all night long
26:08Cheers
26:11I love this party
26:17Yes, yes, yes
26:20Wait, what?
26:23You know, I thought that drink was offensive
26:25And then I just saw your faces
26:27Oh, gosh
26:28Wow, we have f***ing guests
26:29I mean, welcome to our brothel
26:32We have some rules here
26:33At our house parties
26:35You might have noticed there are pieces of paper
26:37On your plate
26:38Yeah
26:38What is this?
26:40It's a piece of paper
26:42Oh
26:42So, if you don't eat it yet
26:44That's not part of the course
26:46Each one of our guests is going to get a stupid phrase
26:48And whoever says this phrase the most throughout the entire dinner
26:52Wins to sleep with Kiki at the end of the evening
26:55So, whether it's a punishment or a bonus
26:58I don't know
26:59I'm good
27:02So, everyone look at your words
27:05And do not tell anybody else
27:07Keep this word to yourself
27:08And try and work it into every phrase
27:10For the rest of the evening
27:19I love what you've done with the plate
27:21Thank you
27:22Yeah, you've turned it around really fast
27:24A pair of dirty tights really does the trick
27:26It makes all the difference
27:27It matches the dirty shoe that we're drinking out of
27:29Delicious
27:31Wow
27:32And I hope everyone's enjoying their French 69s that we've made
27:35I love a good French 69
27:38I can give you something else that's French later, Neal
27:42What are we eating?
27:43Who cares about what we're eating?
27:44Let's keep drinking
27:45Because I am on a toot
27:47So, what we have on the table here
27:48We made some oysters
27:50F*** the feller
27:51And we also have shrimp cocktail
27:54Oh
27:54Thank you
27:55Well, you've got to know your onions
27:57I'm more of a cake eater
27:59But I will have some of the shrimp cocktail
28:01Oh
28:02Is that right?
28:03Oh, yes
28:05Boing, boing
28:06You know what?
28:07I'll pass it around
28:08Because I want to stand up and show everyone
28:09Don't I look gorgeous?
28:10Gorgeous
28:11Doesn't my number one money-making whore in our brothel look gorgeous tonight?
28:15She looks amazing, yeah
28:16Well, you've got to know your onions
28:18You do
28:20Excuse me, my tear seems to have dropped
28:24Do you have a lap I could sit on?
28:26Oh, yeah, of course
28:26You can sit right here
28:27Oh, thank you
28:28How kind
28:30Oh
28:32Oh
28:32Oh
28:33Oh
28:33You are on a toot right now
28:35This leg is so stiff
28:36Oh
28:37And so hard
28:38Thank you
28:39Would anybody like a cucumber sandwich with salmon?
28:42Uh, yeah
28:43We need a palate cleanser
28:44What kind of water?
28:45You know, I think I've had a little too much gig of water
28:48I think, um
28:49It's a little warm in here
28:51Don't you think?
28:51Of course it is
28:52It's full of wooden nickels
28:54Yes
28:54I don't know
28:55Should I take off my coat?
28:57Yeah, why not?
28:57I'm a little nervous
28:59You're all new people to me
29:05The guests are waiting, Kiki
29:06Oh
29:07Oh
29:08Yes
29:08Yes, yes, yes
29:10Yes
29:10Yes
29:13Yes
29:13Yes
29:13That's the experience
29:15Yes
29:15Wow
29:17Wow
29:17Wow
29:20All that from silicone
29:22And
29:23Climax
29:24Just from taking off her coat
29:25That was my special party trick
29:27I hope you enjoyed it
29:28Oh
29:29You give it up for Kiki
29:30Hey, Kiki
29:30Thank you
29:31And I think it's time in the evening
29:33That we do a little performance
29:34A little entertainment for you
29:35This better be good
29:36Because I don't want to lose my buzz
29:37I'm on a tooth
29:38Keep your mouth shut
29:39Five
29:40Four
29:41Three
29:41What a nickel
29:42Two
29:43One
29:50Get your tits out
29:56Oh
29:56Oh
29:57Oh
29:57My goodness
30:01Oh
30:05Oh
30:06Oh
30:06Oh
30:07Oh
30:07Oh
30:07Oh
30:09Oh
30:10Oh
30:10Oh
30:11Oh
30:17Oh
30:22Oh
30:45What the hell this is a set I can go this way
30:58Why not which queens are the greatest next
31:07Let's get judgy
31:08All right gang
31:10Our first party was trinity and bb in poor dunnett
31:15I loved this party and I thought it was classy
31:17It was a fun story
31:19I liked that they were too cool for school
31:23And didn't want to move a finger
31:24I loved the fact that trinity was not able to even chew her own food
31:29And that dan had to spit the food into her mouth
31:33I don't know that i've ever laughed so much
31:35I had a great time
31:35Haniva what'd you think
31:36Listen the decorations were perfect
31:39That red theme the dresses that they had on
31:41Also their background
31:43The fact that I could see the vegeta bush
31:45From inside of the party
31:47It was a tree
31:48Okay the vegeta tree
31:49I mean that made everything kind of special right
31:51I think also that their food was delicious
31:54The seasonings of the pork was just a masterpiece
31:59I ate more than one piece
32:01That's how delicious it was
32:03It's always lovely to go to a party where people you know
32:06And I was there and I knew these two old haggard queens
32:08I must say
32:10I didn't want to like them
32:11But I thought to see trinity in that light
32:14Interesting because she just had surgery
32:16But it was moving
32:18Her face was moving?
32:19No her face wasn't moving
32:21Just the moment in the evening was
32:23Yeah
32:23What about the second party
32:25Sorge and Kiki Ball changed in the illegal brothel
32:28Neil what'd you think?
32:29I was thinking well clearly we have a winner
32:31I walked into this speakeasy
32:33That I thought was fully realized
32:35The aesthetic was great
32:37They played up the element of sex appeal
32:40With the absinthe being poured
32:41I was surprised at how much I enjoyed that second party
32:45I think basically what you just said
32:47That you were drunk
32:48The absinthe didn't hurt
32:50Got it
32:51All right Hanifa
32:52Yes
32:52What'd you think huh?
32:53Now that was a party
32:56I think
32:57Okay
32:58I had a blast
33:00I loved the game
33:02That was really fun
33:03And I loved your onions
33:04I loved your wooden nickel
33:05And your toot
33:06I didn't like that so much but
33:07Bitch you're going to be tooting after those double eggs
33:09I'm just saying
33:10So embrace the toot
33:12I ate good and I felt good
33:13I had fun
33:14I also wanted to say
33:15I could relate to Kiki
33:17You know
33:17She was like spreading her whore wings
33:19And I too want to spread my whore wings
33:22When?
33:22You know
33:23Shoot right now
33:25Fiaga
33:26Sorge and Kiki
33:27What'd you think?
33:28We got in
33:29We were there for the party
33:30I was up for the sugar cube
33:31I was up even up for the gym
33:32Till
33:33I saw that Payless shoe
33:35That dirty shoe
33:37In the gym
33:38And listen
33:39I drank it
33:40Because what?
33:40I'm part of the team
33:41And that's what it's about
33:43David
33:44What did you think about the oysters?
33:46Oysters are a tricky ingredient to work with
33:48But I think that both teams did a really good job
33:51But Trinity and Bebe
33:52Their oyster
33:53It wasn't that great
33:54But
33:55On the other side
33:56With Thorgy and Kiki
33:57Their oysters Rockefeller
34:00Is something that you don't necessarily get all the time
34:02Taking onions and spinach
34:03And pecorino cheese
34:04And baking an oyster
34:06It was delicious
34:06They really made that
34:08No I know
34:08I thought that was very flavorful
34:10And about the time
34:12Like that was a really authentic 1920s dish
34:15Well kids
34:16You both went to two parties
34:18Yep
34:18And I think we have a winner
34:21It's a close one
34:22But I think you might be right
34:23Oh god
34:24Who's it gonna be?
34:26Oh my god
34:27We're actually finally about to find out
34:29Who won
34:30Ladies
34:31Thank you for hosting a dinner party
34:33That most likely gave everyone food poisoning
34:35Good times
34:36And while each of you gave us a horrid good time
34:39Only one team will walk out of here
34:41With a glorious golden grater
34:45And now
34:46The queens who threw the best party are
34:59Forgi and Kiki
35:00Oh my god
35:07Thank you
35:08Thank you very much
35:12You're also leaving with a glorious golden grater
35:21Finally the first time ever I won
35:23Ladies
35:23What are you feeling right now?
35:25I can't wait to grate something
35:27I just feel really horny
35:29Wow
35:29Me too
35:31Ladies
35:31Thanks for joining us
35:32And now I'm sure your fans are waiting for you to sign autographs
35:36Now get out of here
35:36And Forgi
35:37Maybe some water
35:38Or some coffee
35:39Or some cold shower maybe
35:40No thank you
35:44All right
35:45Well ladies
35:45I thought you did great tonight
35:47But hey
35:47Better luck next time okay
35:49Thank you
35:50Let's go look at our faces
35:52Thanks so much for being our virtual dinner guest tonight
35:55On Drag Me to Dinner
35:57You've clearly binged all of Handmaid's Tale
35:59And needed a palate cleanser
36:01I've been your host
36:02Murray Hill
36:03And never forget
36:04Just because you're good at being a whore in the 20s
36:07Doesn't mean you can't also be a good cook
36:10Oh wait a minute
36:11We never found out who done it
36:19I done it
36:22Good night pals
36:24Did you just die?
36:32Oh bitch
36:33You are good
36:35Cut it
36:37You alright?
36:39You okay?
36:40Just spit it out
36:40Here let me get you
36:42Here
36:42You got it
36:43Here
36:45Are we done?
36:46Yeah
36:46Okay
36:46Okay
36:47Okay
36:48Get the shows up