00:23Hello out there, Peabody and Sherman here.
00:25How would you like a trip to the mountain, Sherman?
00:27The Rockies, Mr. Peabody?
00:28No, the Andes, to a tiny village high atop those lofty peaks called Cusco.
00:33Who lived there?
00:34The Incas, a tribe of noble Indians who ruled Peru centuries ago.
00:38Set the way back machine for the year 1532,
00:40and we shall be eyewitnesses when the Incas are conquered
00:44by that noted explorer and soldier, Francisco Pizarro.
00:48We entered the way back and were immediately hurtled back through time and space.
00:52In 1532, Cusco was nothing more than a small village
00:55and a seemingly deserted village at that.
00:57Where is everyone?
00:58Before I could answer, we were ringed in by a cage of spears.
01:01Make one false move and you goners.
01:04One moment, Chief. I believe you're mistaking us for someone else.
01:07You're not Pizarro?
01:08Right. I'm not Pizarro.
01:09Little boy Pizarro?
01:10No, I'm Sherman.
01:11Then you must be Pizarro.
01:13I'm your wife.
01:15We were taken inside the Chief's hut and given a tall, refreshing glass of llama milk.
01:20I must say, Chief, I'm quite surprised to see you only have one or two hundred men in Cusco.
01:24Most of Incas have gone to India.
01:26India Incas, Mr. Peabody?
01:29Drink your milk, Sherman.
01:31We hear him rumor that Francisco Pizarro is on way up here to conquer us.
01:35I'm afraid you're right, Chief. It's in history that way.
01:38Well, we got him planned for Pizarro.
01:40When he get him here, we're gonna let him have it.
01:43But you can't. According to history books, Pizarro conquered you.
01:46Then we may come liar out of books.
01:48We gotta warn Mr. Pizarro, Mr. Peabody.
01:51I heartily agree, my boy.
01:53Well, it was the custom of the Incas to dally away their afternoons playing mahjong.
01:57And while they were so occupied, Sherman and I took the opportunity of leaving.
02:00We were almost out of the village when who should appear but Francisco Pizarro and two lieutenants.
02:05In the name of his majesty, I claim this village as mine.
02:09What you gonna name this place, Francisco?
02:12I gonna name it after me. Let me see.
02:15The soil here is sandy. That's it. I gonna call it Sandy Francisco.
02:21Crazy.
02:23Senor Pizarro, I don't know whether you're aware of this or not, but 200 Incas are waiting to ambush you.
02:28Oh, don't be silly. Most of the Incas are over in India.
02:32And if this little boy make that bad gag again, I gonna throw him over the cliff.
02:37Try as I may, I couldn't convince the great explorer that he was walking into a trap.
02:41In fact, you can imagine my consternation when Pizarro and his men suddenly curled up in the very heart of
02:46the city.
02:46It's time for a nap.
02:47Well, naturally, the mahjong tournament had to break up sometime and...
02:51Oh, my gosh! Here comes the chief and his men.
02:53It was too late to awaken, Pizarro, so we did the next best thing. We disguised him.
02:58What is it you got there?
03:00These are llamas.
03:01I never see llamas like that before.
03:04Well, these are from Tibet. They're high llamas.
03:07These look like llamas to you?
03:09Not to me.
03:11Me neither.
03:12What they look like to you?
03:14Donkeys.
03:15Unfortunately, Pizarro was a man who required very little sleep, for he chose that moment to crawl out from under
03:21the skins.
03:22It is donkey.
03:24No, it is a man.
03:26In the name of his majesty, you are all under arrest.
03:30Well, needless to say, this didn't meet for the chief's approval.
03:33It wasn't long before Pizarro, his men, and Sherman and I were facing a firing squad of spear throwers.
03:39You can't do this to me. I am only an observer from the UN.
03:43You are Pizarro, and you and your fellow conquerors shall perish.
03:47Golly, Mr. Peabody, they're going to throw spears at us.
03:50You mean they'll try to throw them, Sherman?
03:53Spear throwers, get ready.
03:55Get set.
03:56Aim.
03:57Fire.
03:58With all their might, the firing squad tossed their spears.
04:01However, halfway to the targets, the spears suddenly slowed to a slow drift and practically crept toward us.
04:06It's magic.
04:07No, atmosphere.
04:08You see, up here at 20,000 feet, things don't behave in a general manner, and those spears lose all
04:13their resiliency at this altitude.
04:16Here they come now.
04:17It was a simple task to catch the spears and send them back where they came from.
04:21Of course, even though they returned just as slowly as they came, they nonetheless managed to pin each and every
04:26Inca facing us, including the chief.
04:28We give them up. You conquer us.
04:31Well, that did it, Mr. Peabody. Now maybe everyone can live in peace together.
04:35Only time will decide that.
04:37My, this is a glorious view up here.
04:39I'll say. The Andes are really something to see.
04:42Some of those mountains just across the way, Sherman.
04:44Those are called the Amos Mountains.
04:46They're brothers to the Andes.
04:47I never heard of them.
04:49You never heard of the Amos and Andes?
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