- 2 days ago
Female Emperor Latest Version
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:00:00ah
00:00:13You don't have to go around here
00:00:14I don't have a fish
00:00:16fish
00:00:17fish
00:00:19What is it?
00:00:20What do you want?
00:00:22For what is this?
00:00:23This deal is going to be worse
00:00:25Your friends are going to make it worse
00:00:27What are you talking about?
00:00:29You're doing business.
00:00:31I'm doing my own way.
00:00:33If you're good, you should be thinking about yourself.
00:00:39You're doing business.
00:00:41You're doing business.
00:00:41You're doing business.
00:00:42You're doing business.
00:00:43I'm doing a couple of things.
00:00:44You're a bad guy.
00:00:45You're a bad guy.
00:00:47You're a bad guy.
00:00:49I'm a bad guy.
00:00:50I'm going to kill you.
00:00:52I'm going to kill you.
00:00:53I'm going to kill you.
00:00:58You're not going to kill me.
00:01:18I'm going to kill you.
00:01:19I mean, ready to kill you.
00:01:21What are you doing now?
00:01:24Lets march that way.
00:01:26You're going to kill me.
00:01:28I'm going to kill you.
00:01:29Especially if you don't want to die with me.
00:01:29I'll have to command you.
00:01:35このような攻撃!
00:01:37最高!
00:01:38战神!
00:01:44相材、是这支手推的套战
00:01:48那就没有必要理解
00:01:50啊!
00:01:52这...
00:01:55以后不要让我再看见你
00:01:56滚!
00:02:00Please, please.
00:02:00Shut going up.
00:02:01Shut going up.
00:02:07Are you here?
00:02:09My name is now.
00:02:10I've been here for today,
00:02:10and now, the East Coast has been beaten to me and beaten me.
00:02:14The East Coast's in the Southeast.
00:02:15The East Coast's in the Northeast,
00:02:16I'm here for the valley.
00:02:18I'll start raising the cloak of the West Coast.
00:02:20I'll be on the East Coast.
00:02:20To support my East Coast.
00:02:21As a strong team of West Coast,
00:02:23the power of hauberance is to harm me.
00:02:25Nowhere is my job.
00:02:26I'm going to go through the normal people's lives.
00:02:30You're a female.
00:02:32You're...
00:02:33Five years ago, I've already entered a female.
00:02:36You're telling me.
00:02:38You're protecting the king.
00:02:39I'm protecting the king.
00:02:40We're both not alone.
00:02:42You're not alone.
00:02:43You're already in the middle of the world.
00:02:47He's got a lot of new friends.
00:02:49You're not like that before,
00:02:52we're going to be fighting for a while.
00:02:54So...
00:02:56You're not going to be fighting for me.
00:02:59I'm going to prepare for the family.
00:03:01I'm going to go.
00:03:04I'm going to go.
00:03:04I'm going to go.
00:03:04You're...
00:03:09How did the mother-in-law take care of her?
00:03:11Your wife, please.
00:03:13She's always in the house to help her mother-in-law.
00:03:16And I'm going to invite my sister,周倩,
00:03:19to help her in the school.
00:03:20Okay.
00:03:22Let's go to check the mother-in-law at school.
00:03:24This is an important situation.
00:03:25But don't bother her to learn.
00:03:28Yes.
00:03:29I'm going to go.
00:03:30Oh...
00:03:31Oh...
00:03:31Oh...
00:03:31Oh...
00:03:31Oh...
00:03:32Oh...
00:03:32Oh...
00:03:32Oh...
00:03:33Oh...
00:03:34Oh...
00:03:35Oh...
00:03:47Oh...
00:03:48Oh...
00:03:49Oh...
00:03:50Okay.
00:03:54Oh...
00:03:56Oh...
00:03:57Thanks!
00:03:59Uh...
00:03:59Oh...
00:03:59Oh...
00:04:00You're a fool.
00:04:03You're not going to be kidding me.
00:04:05I'm telling you that you're a fool.
00:04:07Tell me!
00:04:08Tell me!
00:04:10You're a fool.
00:04:13Don't say anything.
00:04:15You're not going to see me.
00:04:16I'm going to watch the video today.
00:04:19I'm going to watch the video.
00:04:37I'm hungry.
00:04:38Don't you dare rush me!
00:04:39I'm going to watch the video.
00:04:47I'm going to watch the video.
00:04:49You're so happy.
00:04:49Hi everyone.
00:04:53Good morning.
00:04:55I'm going to watch the video.
00:04:57I'm a mother of Lily.
00:04:57I'm opening a year.
00:04:58But I didn't see her in the classroom.
00:05:01Do you know where she is?
00:05:04You...
00:05:05You're my mother?
00:05:07I'm my friend.
00:05:09She just said she's going to meet you.
00:05:14Maybe she's in the classroom outside.
00:05:17She's going to meet me.
00:05:18This...
00:05:19I'm not going to let her meet me.
00:05:22Oh, yes.
00:05:24How did you go to the classroom?
00:05:25How did you go to the classroom?
00:05:26To the left.
00:05:28To the left.
00:05:30You'll be able to go to the house.
00:05:33Okay.
00:05:33Thank you, auntie.
00:05:45You're welcome.
00:05:46You're welcome.
00:05:48You're welcome.
00:05:50You're welcome.
00:05:50You're welcome.
00:05:52You're welcome.
00:05:54I can't.
00:05:57I can't do this.
00:06:03You're welcome.
00:06:06You're welcome.
00:06:08I will be here.
00:06:10I can't do that.
00:06:15You'm a knight.
00:06:17I can't do that.
00:06:20Your mother is a good girl.
00:06:24No!
00:06:25I'm not that kind of girl.
00:06:27I'm not saying.
00:06:28If you don't want your mother to kill me,
00:06:30then you're going to kill me?
00:06:31How can you do this?
00:06:33I don't know what you're going to do with your mother.
00:06:36You're going to marry me,
00:06:37and marry me,
00:06:38and marry me,
00:06:38and marry me.
00:06:40I don't have a door.
00:06:54I'm the high school teacher.
00:06:56I'm the middle of the year of the year.
00:06:57I hope your parents should be together with our school.
00:07:02To help with our parents,
00:07:04we can help the children to be together.
00:07:05This is the most important part,
00:07:06the most important year.
00:07:11I don't see my mother.
00:07:14It's good,
00:07:16I'm so tired.
00:07:18You can play.
00:07:19Let's not play too much.
00:07:21After all, the boy who is in school is a big fella.
00:07:26He wants to be able to do a three-to-two-to-one,
00:07:28I can't do that.
00:07:30The boy who is a young man,
00:07:32I can't even imagine you're a young man.
00:07:33I can't imagine you're a young man.
00:07:37I can't imagine you're a young man.
00:07:38I want to experience how you're a young man.
00:07:42How do you teach me?
00:07:44You're not!
00:07:46You're a young man!
00:07:47You're a young man!
00:07:49I don't know how many men are,
00:07:50I'm like you.
00:07:51I'm not a young man!
00:07:53I'm a young man!
00:07:57You're a young man!
00:08:02The boy is home!
00:08:03She is now on a phone.
00:08:06Alright, let's try it on!
00:08:09We're if we're gonna die.
00:08:10We're not realize now.
00:08:14Ayah, sorry.
00:08:16I had an agreement for you.
00:08:22I'm a young woman,
00:08:25we're a beautiful sister.
00:08:27You're a young woman!
00:08:28You're a young woman!
00:08:30Oh?
00:08:30If you haven't arrived, you'll have a lot of money.
00:08:34In her life, there's a small piece.
00:08:36One piece.
00:08:39One piece.
00:08:42One piece.
00:08:44One piece.
00:08:45One piece.
00:08:47One piece.
00:08:48Today, we have a very important part.
00:08:51It's our first time-to-partner,
00:08:54our first-maker-in-law-monger-monger-monger.
00:08:55We invite her to talk to you with the guests and colleagues
00:08:58to share her learning skills.
00:09:01Please welcome everyone.
00:09:09I'm a kid.
00:09:12It's not a lady.
00:09:14Why did she beat up like this?
00:09:15She's too sad.
00:09:17She's got a job.
00:09:20I heard her job as a brother
00:09:22is the U.S. President of the U.S.
00:09:24She's got a job.
00:09:55I wasn't worried that we could get involved ...
00:09:56I'll go to the gym.
00:10:00You're good.
00:10:02You're good.
00:10:03You're good.
00:10:03You're good.
00:10:03I'm not going to let her go.
00:10:07You're good.
00:10:08Okay.
00:10:14If you have a new situation,
00:10:16you don't have to go to the gym.
00:10:17Remember to just like you and your students.
00:10:23Thank you for your time.
00:10:31Mom,
00:10:32mom just heard you're not comfortable.
00:10:34You're not comfortable.
00:10:37How's it?
00:10:38How's it?
00:10:38You're not comfortable.
00:10:43Mom,
00:10:44what's wrong?
00:10:44Mom just heard you're not comfortable.
00:10:46Where are you not comfortable?
00:10:53啊
00:10:55我沒事
00:10:56就是最近
00:10:58學習有點緊張
00:11:00壓力大
00:11:01時不時有點凶愣吧
00:11:03是阿姨
00:11:05那麼平衡的學習
00:11:06費寢忘食
00:11:07誰勸都沒有用
00:11:10孩子
00:11:11學習雖然重要
00:11:14但是要學會老益結合
00:11:15別給自民太壓力
00:11:16啊 開心的
00:11:18好的媽媽
00:11:20是啊 夢夢
00:11:22阿姨說得對 要勞役結合
00:11:24今天是我生日
00:11:26晚上我邀請同學們
00:11:28一起來我家玩
00:11:29你也一定要來啊
00:11:30正好藉此機會
00:11:31大家好好放棄
00:11:34一定要來啊
00:11:37一定要來啊
00:11:40看出來多好
00:11:42媽媽看你跟同學們相處得這麼愉快
00:11:43我就放心了
00:11:49把錢拿著
00:11:51記得過生日的時候
00:11:52給你的同學買生日的東西
00:11:54給你的同學買生日的東西
00:11:54啊
00:11:56啊
00:11:57啊
00:11:58嘘嘘
00:11:59嘘
00:12:00嘘
00:12:00嘘
00:12:01嘘
00:12:01嘘
00:12:01嘘
00:12:01嘘
00:12:02嘘
00:12:02嘘
00:12:02嘘
00:12:03嘘
00:12:03嘘
00:12:04嘘
00:12:06I'm going to get ready for you.
00:12:09Mama, I'm going to get out of the house.
00:12:11You can play with your friends.
00:12:13When you come back,
00:12:14I'll give you the most delicious fish.
00:12:18Okay, Mama.
00:12:19I'm going to get out of the house.
00:12:21I'm going to get out of the house.
00:12:23Let's go.
00:12:25Let's go.
00:12:44What is it?
00:12:45You want to see your mother being crushed?
00:12:48I'm going to get out of the house.
00:12:51Let me get out of the house.
00:12:54Mama.
00:12:59Mama.
00:13:01Mama.
00:13:04Mama.
00:13:04Mama.
00:13:05Mama.
00:13:08Mama.
00:13:10Mama.
00:13:12Mama.
00:13:13Mama.
00:13:14Mama.
00:13:17Mama.
00:13:18Mama.
00:13:19Mama.
00:13:21Mama.
00:13:23Mama.
00:13:25Mama.
00:13:26Mama.
00:13:27Mama.
00:13:28Mama.
00:13:29Mama.
00:13:30Mama.
00:13:31But the money is also very dirty.
00:13:46The people of the東洋 are crazy,
00:13:49they're all over there.
00:13:50If you look at one person,
00:13:51it's impossible to fight them.
00:13:53The water is so good,
00:13:55the water is so good.
00:13:55How do you want me to fight?
00:14:01I'm going to get you married.
00:14:02I'm going to let my wife,
00:14:04I want to introduce my wife,
00:14:06my wife,
00:14:07and she's going to play.
00:14:08I don't know.
00:14:12I'm going to find the other one.
00:14:15She's my wife,
00:14:17my wife.
00:14:17She's a good friend.
00:14:20What are you doing?
00:14:27I'm going to be very nervous.
00:14:29We heard you and my mother at school.
00:14:33We heard you and my mother at school.
00:14:35She was going to know what's going on.
00:14:37What's your mother?
00:14:39What's your mother?
00:14:43I'm a very close.
00:14:45I'm a very close to her.
00:14:47I heard my mother say
00:14:48she's only one of the mother.
00:14:51She doesn't want to tell her.
00:14:53She doesn't want to tell her.
00:14:54Especially her mother.
00:14:55She's two friends and my mother.
00:14:58Look.
00:14:59She's two friends.
00:15:01She's two friends and her mother.
00:15:02You can't believe me.
00:15:04Please be sure your mother is here.
00:15:10My daughter,
00:15:11she's a good girl.
00:15:13She's an old baby.
00:15:14She's my son.
00:15:15She's a good girl.
00:15:15She's always like the second year.
00:15:16But because she's like this,
00:15:18she's an old baby.
00:15:20She doesn't want to tell me.
00:15:21She's a good girl.
00:15:22I always want to say that
00:15:23when they're weak, they don't care.
00:15:25They're afraid to make these things
00:15:28to die for anyone else.
00:15:30I want you to help me.
00:15:33Don't worry.
00:15:36Don't you?
00:15:39This is just how you do it.
00:15:45I'm proud of you.
00:15:46I have a good rationale.
00:15:49I'll take care of my parents.
00:15:50And just help him look at the mother's house.
00:16:06Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you.
00:16:19祝你生日快乐
00:16:21祝你生日快乐
00:16:22今天我生日
00:16:24大家敞开了吃
00:16:25敞开了喝
00:16:26好
00:16:36倩姐
00:16:37那个小贱人
00:16:42孟孟快过来
00:16:44就等你了
00:16:52这么晚才来
00:16:53一定饿了
00:16:55来
00:16:56吃块蛋糕
00:17:00哎呀
00:17:01怎么就要地上了
00:17:03孟孟
00:17:04要不
00:17:06你趴在地上
00:17:07舔着去了
00:17:11小贱人
00:17:12倩姐请你吃蛋糕
00:17:14是你的荣幸
00:17:15别给脸不要脸
00:17:16让你吃你就吃
00:17:17我曼陀登做什么
00:17:18我
00:17:22哎
00:17:29哈哈
00:17:31祝你生日快乐
00:17:33哎
00:17:34让你走了吗
00:17:36你要是走了
00:17:37我们大家还怎么找乐子
00:17:39哈哈哈
00:17:40还想怎样
00:17:42蛋糕还没吃呢
00:17:44怎么这么着急走呀
00:17:45既然你不肯吃
00:17:47那你们两个
00:17:49就帮他一下吧
00:17:50我帮他
00:17:51我帮他
00:17:52我帮他
00:17:52等一下
00:17:56可以开始了
00:18:04看到了吗
00:18:07我劝你还是乖乖乖听我的话
00:18:08不然的话
00:18:09只要我一开口
00:18:11你妈的摊位不保都是小事
00:18:13怕的是
00:18:15你妈的命
00:18:16也不因为你爱的没了
00:18:18你眼里还有王法吗
00:18:20哈哈哈
00:18:21王法
00:18:22余南总督是我大国
00:18:26整个余南市都归他管
00:18:26在这里
00:18:29我周家就是王法
00:18:31在这里
00:18:31看来你还是不死心
00:18:35给我把李秋水的摊位箱
00:18:37将它抓起来卖到场子里去
00:18:39不要
00:18:40二绝对你
00:18:41二绝对你
00:18:41二绝对你
00:18:42二绝对我妈妈
00:18:43不过是吓死你了
00:18:45吓死你了
00:18:46放心
00:18:46只要你乖乖的听话
00:18:49和我们玩了爽了
00:18:50你妈妈自然会没事
00:18:54好好
00:18:55我答应你
00:18:57要不是你妈勾引总督大人
00:19:00你这废物也能上贵族学校
00:19:01就算你能上贵族学校
00:19:05你不过也是我们大家的玩物吧
00:19:07哈哈哈
00:19:10去把狗链和飞盘
00:19:11给我拿过
00:19:14本来今天是日宴
00:19:15我准备了一个
00:19:17搞雕飞盘的钱
00:19:22但是我家的旺财生病了
00:19:23雕不了
00:19:24所以刚会
00:19:28就有你来给一个节目吧
00:19:29毕竟你跟狗链
00:19:31也没什么区别
00:19:32你们说对吗
00:19:34听不懂
00:19:34没错
00:19:35他发疯的没错
00:19:36不过是个摆地摊卖鱼的
00:19:38吓得人罢了
00:19:39他可真像条狗啊
00:19:41李莫莫
00:19:42快狗叫两声
00:19:43让我们听听啊
00:19:45听不懂
00:19:45听不懂
00:19:46听不懂
00:19:47听不懂
00:19:48你自己把狗链掏上
00:19:49你们几个
00:19:52帮他把狗链掏上
00:19:54不敢
00:19:58不敢
00:20:00不敢
00:20:01不敢
00:20:02不敢
00:20:03不敢
00:20:05你是不是
00:20:06只有我死了
00:20:08他可放过我
00:20:10放过我妈妈
00:20:11谢谢你
00:20:12竟敢推我
00:20:12全能给我拿下
00:20:13你不要管
00:20:15你们这些恶心的家伙
00:20:17我觉得自己有权有势
00:20:19没有承担任何后果
00:20:21只随意犀利
00:20:22丢入殿杂大人
00:20:25从而这些恶心的事情之后
00:20:26没有任何心理负担
00:20:29你们的心
00:20:29你们比石头还冷漠
00:20:36我受够了
00:20:37我不想跟你们玩了
00:20:43竟然我警告你
00:20:44你敢自杀
00:20:45我就派人把你妈抓起来
00:20:47然后当着你的尸体
00:20:49拎着你妈
00:20:52让她生不足死
00:20:53姨默默
00:20:54你这么孝顺
00:20:55你也不想看到你妈妈被欺负
00:20:57八道话下
00:20:58我不想再说第二个
00:21:00不然我现在就派人去抓你妈
00:21:01派人去抓你妈
00:21:02你 spouse小臭
00:21:08我告诉你
00:21:10在我们没有玩狡人之前
00:21:24我不准死去把然后给我推回来
00:21:28如果你妈死的话
00:21:29Just give me a word to hear.
00:21:37Have you seen someone's house?
00:21:40Can you see me?
00:21:41Let me go.
00:21:49You're good.
00:21:53You're good.
00:21:54You're good.
00:21:59You're right, you're right.
00:22:02I said,
00:22:04you're going to be like a cop.
00:22:06I'm going to be like a cop.
00:22:08You're going to be like a cop.
00:22:13I'm going to be like a cop.
00:22:23I know.
00:22:26Lord,
00:22:27No, no, no, no, no.
00:23:25人雕飛盤還是第一次見不許此行啊是啊還得多謝倩姐安排了這麼一個節目讓我們呀踏開眼界我多謝倩姐可以放過我了嗎行吧我玩的也差不多了趕緊滾吧謝謝你本有禮貌呢
00:23:55嗯走好笑好笑好笑好笑來來來大家進入了好笑好笑好笑好笑好笑好笑好笑好笑好笑
00:24:19好笑好笑好笑好笑
00:24:48好笑好笑
00:25:16好笑好笑好笑好笑好笑好笑
00:25:17Why?
00:25:20You really think he's going to be good at it?
00:25:23He's going to be good at you.
00:25:27He's going to be scared.
00:25:27He's going to be scared.
00:25:30He's going to be worried.
Comments