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Rented A Billionaire Husband For Christmas Version Sky Garden Ranked
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00:00:04So I'm finding the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:08Alright, it's about that time.
00:00:10So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:13Uh, uh.
00:00:19Yeah, him.
00:00:22Hi!
00:00:23Just playing along.
00:00:25Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:30Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:32Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:39Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:53You have a cute scar.
00:00:55It's just my birthmark.
00:00:58Do you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:02I don't want you to stop.
00:01:04I don't want you to stop.
00:01:08I don't want you to stop.
00:01:12I don't want you to stop.
00:01:34Ah. I was so drunk last night. I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:42I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:51Happy New Year.
00:01:52Sam, it's me. Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:55I don't care how. Just do it.
00:01:58I will find you.
00:02:05Maximus, can't you get married already?
00:02:08Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend?
00:02:11I need grandkids. I need you to...
00:02:14Message received, Mom. I need to go now. I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:26Seven years. Why can't I ever find you? And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:40Still thinking about that girl? Boss, it's been years.
00:02:46I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:49Your vest, sir. But first, we found your fake Christmas wife. She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:54Blonde hair, red top. And, sir, make sure you use an alias. We can't have her know you the Harrison
00:03:00Group CEO or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:02Good. Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:08Hi. One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:11And one hot chocolate.
00:03:13I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:16Now Auntie Debra and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:21Ah. Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend. It's just for Christmas.
00:03:26But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy? Where's my real one?
00:03:30Uh. I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:39Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:49Tell me.
00:03:50Oh, what?
00:03:58Daddy!
00:03:59Oh, I'm sorry. I'm not your dad.
00:04:03No, I know you're my daddy. Just as handsome as I am.
00:04:07Oh.
00:04:08Mommy, hurry. Your fake Christmas husband has arrived.
00:04:18I asked the agency for an average-looking guy. He's gorgeous.
00:04:28Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:32She's waiting in the coffee shop. Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:35You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:38So, you're my new Christmas wife?
00:04:40See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:43Hi, my name's Hyper. What's your name?
00:04:46Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:48Max. Aurelius.
00:04:50Eva.
00:04:51I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:55I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:58I guess Mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:05:02So, per hour agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:08$1,000 an hour?
00:05:09Well, yeah.
00:05:11It's $500 a day.
00:05:13Is that enough?
00:05:14That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:16Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:18That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:20You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:22Look, my requirements are simple.
00:05:24Okay, play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
00:05:26and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:29And then my family will get off my back,
00:05:31so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:36So she's getting pressure from the folks, too.
00:05:39Fine.
00:05:40But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:44Okay.
00:05:45Deal.
00:05:48Ready to go get married?
00:06:04Wow.
00:06:05Clean up nice.
00:06:06This is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:08Pictures.
00:06:17Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:40One, two.
00:06:42Okay.
00:06:44Well, I think we got it.
00:06:45Ooh.
00:06:45It's not bad.
00:06:46I need some photos of us together, too,
00:06:48to prove to my parents that I'm actually married
00:06:51and have a happy family.
00:06:52Yeah, of course.
00:07:03Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:06From my family to you.
00:07:15Bad news, boss.
00:07:17The agency said that the girl that they recruited
00:07:19to be your fake wife failed last minute.
00:07:21Wait, she bailed?
00:07:22Then who is...
00:07:26Who is she?
00:07:28Whatever.
00:07:29It doesn't matter.
00:07:31I've got what I need.
00:07:35Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:36I already found someone.
00:07:42Okay, well,
00:07:44I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:46Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:48Christmas shopping?
00:07:49I should come.
00:07:51Look, if you want me to be the husband
00:07:53in this fake-it-to-your-family plan,
00:07:54I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:07:57It would make it more believable.
00:08:02Fine.
00:08:02Yeah, fine.
00:08:03Okay.
00:08:04You can come.
00:08:12Let's go.
00:08:13Which mall are we going to?
00:08:15Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:17Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:22Oh, what the actual fuck?
00:08:29Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:34Get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:41She does kind of look like him.
00:08:45So when we give these gifts to my parents,
00:08:48we will say they're from you.
00:08:51Here, let me get this.
00:08:53I'm going to love you, Max.
00:08:56Oh, so I was, uh, thinking that since we're married,
00:09:02we should probably kiss once or twice in front of them.
00:09:08Okay.
00:09:09Should we use our tongues or...?
00:09:11No, no, definitely not.
00:09:13And absolutely no...
00:09:14Sex?
00:09:15Yes.
00:09:17Strictly business.
00:09:19Anything physical outside of that is not happening.
00:09:22What?
00:09:23Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:26I just don't want Piper to have messy complications
00:09:29getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:33Let's go.
00:09:39Here.
00:09:40What are you doing?
00:09:42I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:09:46Well, I'm not your woman,
00:09:47and this isn't a real relationship,
00:09:49and I don't want your money.
00:09:52Attention, shoppers.
00:09:53All bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:5550% off pies?
00:09:57Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:09:5912 pumpkin pies.
00:10:00Did I hear this right?
00:10:00They're the best kind.
00:10:02Hurry up and go.
00:10:03Go.
00:10:03What are you standing here for?
00:10:06Hello there.
00:10:07Hi.
00:10:07You ready?
00:10:08Yes.
00:10:08Yeah, just these things.
00:10:09Okay, great.
00:10:11We have a holiday special today.
00:10:13Spend $500, get 10% off,
00:10:15and you are just short 15 bucks
00:10:17if you want to take advantage of the deal.
00:10:19Oh, great.
00:10:20Yeah, what do you have that's just 15 bucks?
00:10:22Will you get a move on?
00:10:24I just got here.
00:10:26Relax.
00:10:27Yeah, yeah.
00:10:30Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:32Okay, thank you.
00:10:35Hurry up and pay.
00:10:36Okay.
00:10:39Okay.
00:10:39Hurry up and pay.
00:10:47Damn.
00:10:47My fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:55Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:10:56Not the pies.
00:10:56Not the pies.
00:10:57You can just set those on top.
00:11:04I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:11:11Of course.
00:11:13Thank you so much.
00:11:14Of course.
00:11:14I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:17She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:19Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:11:20Just to give it away.
00:11:23Merry Christmas.
00:11:24Merry Christmas.
00:11:30What?
00:11:31You do that often?
00:11:33As often as I can.
00:11:38We should go.
00:11:39We got to pick up paper.
00:11:44Nip, watch out.
00:12:04You done feeling me up?
00:12:06Shut up.
00:12:07Oh, sorry.
00:12:08I was just in character, wife.
00:12:10Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:17And don't be late.
00:12:29Harrison Group?
00:12:31Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:34Sort of.
00:12:35Not that I'm judging.
00:12:36I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:12:42Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:12:45I think that's respectable.
00:12:47Can we pick another company?
00:12:49No.
00:12:50Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:52And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:53My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:12:55So, it's perfect.
00:13:00Oh, and wear something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:13:04Don't worry.
00:13:05Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:13:06I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:10Too much.
00:13:31Let's go, Sam.
00:13:32It's time to check out the new HQ set.
00:13:35Hold on, you're covered in water and you have a hair on your shoulder and it's not yours.
00:13:40It's my daughter's.
00:13:42Daughters?
00:13:43Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:14:01Hey, there they are!
00:14:03Hey!
00:14:04Nice to meet you!
00:14:06Oh, Dad.
00:14:07I'm so glad you made it.
00:14:08Oh.
00:14:09I missed you.
00:14:10So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:15He's coming.
00:14:16Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:14:18Good, good, good.
00:14:20So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:24When's he arriving?
00:14:25Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:30Poor thing.
00:14:31Not surprising.
00:14:32I mean, she's 30.
00:14:34Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:37Plus, a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:43This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:47Auntie Pamela?
00:14:48Debbie?
00:14:48My dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:52We're only worried about you.
00:14:54All these years without a husband.
00:14:56Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:58You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:15:01And look what happened.
00:15:02She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:15:06I'm not alone.
00:15:08Mm-hmm.
00:15:09And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:14He's a manager.
00:15:16Manager of what?
00:15:19Trash.
00:15:21Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:25You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:29Actually, he's right here.
00:15:33Oh, wow.
00:15:36Wow.
00:15:37He is really good looking.
00:15:40Ah, must be AI.
00:15:42Mm-hmm.
00:15:43Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:46Fake.
00:15:46That's enough.
00:15:47She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:50Show some respect.
00:15:51Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned him down?
00:15:58Well, guess what?
00:15:59William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:16:02Makes 500 grand a year.
00:16:05That's half a million.
00:16:07Half a million.
00:16:09Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:12And speak of the devil.
00:16:17Willie, you've made it.
00:16:30There you are.
00:16:32Oh, look at you now.
00:16:34Living the dream.
00:16:36Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:38Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:16:43So married, huh?
00:16:46Is it serious?
00:16:48That's what marriage is.
00:16:49It's pretty serious.
00:16:51Wow.
00:16:52You must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
00:16:55Makes sense, though.
00:16:56You not being a hot-new thing anymore.
00:16:59Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:17:02A bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:04Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:08That's right.
00:17:10Just bought this brand-new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:13Women love a man in red.
00:17:16Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:18When I sit on my lap.
00:17:20Don't touch me.
00:17:22Oh, so entitled.
00:17:24Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:28And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:32I mean, look at that car.
00:17:34Did your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:38Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:41Ditch your nobody husband.
00:17:43And marry me instead.
00:17:46I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:54My mom would never marry.
00:17:55She already has a husband.
00:17:57He's gonna kick your butt.
00:18:02Is that so?
00:18:03Well, then, where is he?
00:18:06Because I don't see him.
00:18:07Does anyone see him?
00:18:11No.
00:18:12Just like I thought.
00:18:14Telling lies just like Mommy.
00:18:16That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:19And let me show you what happens in naughty children.
00:18:25Hey.
00:18:26Mommy.
00:18:27Are you okay?
00:18:28I see your hands.
00:18:29Oh, my God.
00:18:31I'm gonna take her in and get her packed up, okay?
00:18:33Come on, honey.
00:18:33Let's go.
00:18:35What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:38How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:42Let me go.
00:18:43Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:48Let me go.
00:19:03Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:11Max, you came.
00:19:13Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:16Where's Piper?
00:19:18William Hitter.
00:19:20Mom, Dad, I'll take her inside.
00:19:22Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:25Well, well, well.
00:19:26If it isn't the Waste Manager I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:30That's right.
00:19:32I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:36Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:38It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:39I'm Max.
00:19:41Eva told us all about you.
00:19:42From New York.
00:19:43Polite.
00:19:44Handsome.
00:19:45Just like she said.
00:19:47Wow.
00:19:48He was an AI.
00:19:50See?
00:19:51He's real.
00:19:52And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:55Son of a bitch.
00:19:57You just ruined my suit.
00:19:58And watch the way that you drive that...
00:20:00That pristine automobile.
00:20:03That car?
00:20:04Oh, my God.
00:20:05That's worth more than a house.
00:20:07That car?
00:20:08It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:13Wait.
00:20:15Are you?
00:20:20Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:23And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:25I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:27You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:29You stole it.
00:20:30That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:20:33Jesus.
00:20:33How did he get away with it?
00:20:35That's what I want to know.
00:20:37Enough, please.
00:20:40I trust my daughter.
00:20:42She would never marry a criminal.
00:20:45Max, be honest with me.
00:20:48Where did that car come from?
00:20:50How much did you want for it?
00:20:52I'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes.
00:20:56Sir, you need a breath, man.
00:21:01All right, that's it.
00:21:02I'm calling the cops.
00:21:03Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:05Wait.
00:21:05What?
00:21:07Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:10Oh, well.
00:21:11Too late.
00:21:18Listen, hon.
00:21:19I believe you.
00:21:21But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:25Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:21:26It's my car, okay?
00:21:28It's not stolen.
00:21:29Yeah?
00:21:30If it's yours, then prove it.
00:21:32Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:21:35Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:21:37Okay.
00:21:37I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:39But then you have to get lost.
00:21:41And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:21:44Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:46Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:21:48Loser.
00:21:49Say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:21:54Jesus.
00:21:55Maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:57It's kind of sexy, though.
00:22:01Here.
00:22:02Title and proof of ownership.
00:22:11Mr. Harrison?
00:22:15Mr. Harrison?
00:22:18Mr. Harrison?
00:22:21Just play along.
00:22:23Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:25Now get the fuck out of here before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:22:29Yes, sir.
00:22:30I'm so sorry, sir.
00:22:32Please, it's not my serious apologies.
00:22:45Oh, that William, what a jerk, huh?
00:22:48He fooled me.
00:22:50What can I say?
00:22:51Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:22:54Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:57Oh, come on, Evelyn.
00:22:58We were just looking out for you.
00:23:00Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:23:02You know my youngest son is graduating.
00:23:05Soon.
00:23:05Do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:23:09A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mailroom, would open doors.
00:23:14We are family, aren't we?
00:23:16Family takes care of each other.
00:23:19If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else.
00:23:23Abigail, come on, talk to her for us.
00:23:26Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:29Yeah.
00:23:30I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:23:32My daughter is just far too busy for your best life for my new son-in-law.
00:23:39Come on, guys.
00:23:40Let's go in.
00:23:40Welcome to the family.
00:23:45Welcome.
00:23:46Come on.
00:23:50This is your fault, Pam.
00:23:52You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:23:56My fault.
00:23:57You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William.
00:24:00Oh.
00:24:10Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:12And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:14And how do you...
00:24:15I told you.
00:24:15I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:18I have a friend in high places.
00:24:20A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:24Yes.
00:24:25It's the season of giving.
00:24:27He knows people.
00:24:29Has connections.
00:24:30He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:24:32You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:34Yeah, and you best not forget it.
00:24:36Capisce?
00:24:36Oh, my God.
00:24:37Just don't blow your cover.
00:24:40Dad!
00:24:40Mom, thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:24:45Oh, honey.
00:24:46We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking...
00:24:52And I think they get it, huh?
00:24:56How's Piper?
00:24:57Oh, she's fine.
00:24:58One of you guys just get settled in and we will go check on her.
00:25:02And after your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:25:07Great.
00:25:07Hey, see you in a bit, shall we?
00:25:10What are you doing?
00:25:13Okay.
00:25:15Hey, was that not a, uh, breach of contract?
00:25:20Relax.
00:25:21It was just a hug.
00:25:23Ugh.
00:25:25We just got here and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:28You'll be okay.
00:25:29It's just one week.
00:25:30Kill me now.
00:25:31Well, I would, but I need to get paid.
00:25:39What are you doing?
00:25:41It was weird.
00:25:42They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago.
00:25:45I don't know.
00:25:45Something just falls off.
00:25:46Come on, this is ridiculous.
00:25:49I mean, what do you want me to do?
00:25:51Make out progress to prove it?
00:25:53Something like this.
00:25:55Later.
00:25:58Let's go.
00:26:03Here we go.
00:26:05Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:26:07Everything looks amazing and happy holidays.
00:26:10To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:26:13Oh.
00:26:14Welcome.
00:26:15Cheers.
00:26:16Thank you, Ms. Smith.
00:26:18Looks great.
00:26:19Oh, just call me mom, honey.
00:26:20I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:26:25But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:30Oh, no.
00:26:31Mom's testing him.
00:26:32She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:26:33You mean to tell me you two are married and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:40Ow.
00:26:41Eva, sweetie.
00:26:43Kicking my foot.
00:26:44Oh, sorry, mom.
00:26:45Mom, I...
00:26:46Oh, jeez.
00:26:47Come on.
00:26:48What'd you do?
00:26:49It's okay.
00:26:50Look, mom, of course he knows it.
00:26:52I would like to hear Max say it.
00:27:07Twelve pumpkin pies, did I hear this right?
00:27:09They're the best kind.
00:27:11Well, of course.
00:27:12It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:14See?
00:27:16Are you happy now?
00:27:17That's good, but something still feels off.
00:27:20Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:22We had a whirlwind romance and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:27:28But our marriage is real.
00:27:30Well, I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:27:34Ah, now those are quality.
00:27:38Okay, well, then answer this.
00:27:41Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:45Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:49I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:27:52Well, um, it's...
00:27:54Silly face.
00:27:55Dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:27:58Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:28:00Silly face.
00:28:01Listen, I am not paying extra for this.
00:28:05Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:28:07Those are lousers.
00:28:08That's nice.
00:28:10You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:13Well, believe it or not, Miss Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:28:17And I'm not just talking about William.
00:28:19I'll drink to that.
00:28:21I agree with you there.
00:28:23So, come on, guys.
00:28:24Let's eat.
00:28:25Come on.
00:28:37And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:28:40I have another room set up for Piper.
00:28:43Nice and festive for you.
00:28:45No complications, right?
00:28:47Sorry, honey.
00:28:48Uh, mom, you know what?
00:28:49I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:28:51Oh, honey.
00:28:52Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:56Oh, I just remembered.
00:28:58The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:28:59Something about water conservation.
00:29:02That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:29:0415 minutes?
00:29:06Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:08Just shower together.
00:29:10Shower together?
00:29:14Just shower together.
00:29:15Okay, you guys.
00:29:17Have a good night, okay?
00:29:21You hurt her.
00:29:43Oh, wow.
00:29:45Why are you stripping?
00:29:47Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on.
00:29:50Come on, we're wasting time.
00:29:51You have 15 minutes.
00:29:52Nice try.
00:29:53I am not showering with you.
00:29:55All right, suit yourself.
00:29:56More room for me in there.
00:29:58Not if I meet you there first.
00:30:16Come on, Max.
00:30:18Get out of the way.
00:30:19We agreed, nothing physical.
00:30:21You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:23Relax.
00:30:24I won't touch you.
00:30:26Unless you say you want me to.
00:30:30But that'll cost extra.
00:30:41And your dreams.
00:30:43Free to join me.
00:31:04You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have any shower water left.
00:31:08You wish.
00:31:09Why aren't you getting in?
00:31:11Pray you'll fall for me.
00:31:13It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:16Oh, yeah?
00:31:17True.
00:31:29Holy shit.
00:31:34This is going to be harder than I thought.
00:31:38I'll say.
00:31:40What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:31:43Still think you can resist?
00:31:45Oh, baby.
00:31:47I don't think I want to.
00:31:54Max, I shut it up.
00:31:57Or maybe we should.
00:32:00God, he's such a good kisser.
00:32:02Why does this feel so familiar?
00:32:10Mom, we're so sexy.
00:32:21Max, we cannot do this.
00:32:24What?
00:32:24I didn't mean to cross any...
00:32:26It's not you, Max.
00:32:27It's us.
00:32:28It's this.
00:32:29This is all an act.
00:32:30Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:32:33You're right.
00:32:35I'm sorry.
00:32:37I just don't need to be sorry.
00:32:40Just...
00:32:47That birthmark.
00:32:53What is that?
00:32:55It's him.
00:32:56The man from New Year's.
00:32:57Is he...
00:32:58Piper's father?
00:33:03Why are you acting?
00:33:06Oh, my God.
00:33:08Max is Piper's father.
00:33:10Are you okay?
00:33:12Yeah.
00:33:13I just, um...
00:33:14I just got lightheaded.
00:33:16I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:33:18Alone.
00:33:20Of course.
00:33:24We have a daughter together.
00:33:26Oh, my God.
00:33:27What do I do?
00:33:34I'm going to sleep on the floor.
00:33:36You can take the bed.
00:33:38Thanks.
00:33:40Hey.
00:33:42Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:44Look, fake marriage aside,
00:33:46I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:33:48So if there's something you need,
00:33:49I can help.
00:33:51I want to help.
00:33:53He's Piper's father.
00:33:54He has a right to know.
00:33:57Um, Max.
00:33:59How would you feel
00:34:01if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:06A child?
00:34:08No, no, no.
00:34:09That's impossible.
00:34:10I'm very careful.
00:34:13Mostly.
00:34:15I just mean I'm not the type of guy
00:34:17to sleep around.
00:34:18Family, to me, is a big commitment.
00:34:20And I don't want any loose ends.
00:34:23You know?
00:34:24Right.
00:34:26He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:34:28I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:34:31Why do you ask?
00:34:33No reason.
00:34:34Just curious.
00:34:36No, I feel like you're
00:34:37going somewhere with this.
00:34:39What?
00:34:41No.
00:34:42Well, then,
00:34:43can I ask you a question?
00:34:45Shoot.
00:34:51Where did you get these?
00:34:53And how did you know my exact size?
00:34:55I did not get those.
00:34:57I don't know where those came from.
00:34:59Are you sure you're just not trying to
00:35:01break the contract?
00:35:02I don't know where those came from.
00:35:33Sorry for interrupting, but Piper is asking for a bedtime story before I tuck her in.
00:35:38You think you could take this one, Dad? We're kind of in the middle of something.
00:35:42I can see that.
00:35:44Well, why don't I read it to her? I mean, if you don't mind.
00:35:48Well, that a boy. You know what? Just put a shirt on. I'm going to go get her.
00:35:53Piper! Here comes Grandpa!
00:35:58He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle.
00:36:01And away they all flew, like the down of a thistle.
00:36:05But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,
00:36:09Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a good night.
00:36:16If Piper knew he was her real dad, she'd be over the moon.
00:36:20Good night, Piper.
00:36:25Is her dad still around?
00:36:26Yeah, but he doesn't know it, because you're her dad.
00:36:31Uh, no.
00:36:33That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:36:41Do you really think so?
00:36:43From the bottom of my heart.
00:36:45Maybe I should tell him. He deserves to know.
00:36:54Max.
00:36:58You're Piper's father.
00:37:07I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:33Where's Piper?
00:37:35She must have snuck off while we were asleep.
00:37:53God, he's such a good kisser.
00:38:04Just gonna kiss and run?
00:38:06Not on my watch.
00:38:11Yeah, this.
00:38:13I remember this.
00:38:25Good morning, you two love bugs.
00:38:27How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:30Good morning, Miss Smith. It was, uh, it was great.
00:38:33Wonderful.
00:38:34Well, it's about to get even better.
00:38:38Oh, no.
00:38:40What is that?
00:38:40Sardines and Saltines.
00:38:42It's a Smith family classic.
00:38:44It was my gram-grams favorite during wartime.
00:38:47Don't be shy.
00:38:48Go ahead, grab a handful.
00:38:51Max, you don't have to.
00:38:52No, no.
00:38:53It's okay.
00:38:53It's a Smith family staple.
00:38:56Oh, there we go.
00:39:05Yeah.
00:39:06Yeah.
00:39:15Good?
00:39:16Mm.
00:39:17Good?
00:39:18It's crunchy.
00:39:20Well, you two better get dressed.
00:39:22You gotta go see Aunt Miranda.
00:39:26Could I, um, could I have some water, please?
00:39:28That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda and her brood this year.
00:39:32What's the deal with them?
00:39:34Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:39:36Says Piper's a fatherless brat, and I'm...
00:39:41Hey, don't worry.
00:39:42I'll protect you and Piper.
00:39:46Better have Sam on standby tonight, just in case.
00:39:51Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up then.
00:40:04Wait, that earring.
00:40:07Wait, that earring.
00:40:09You like it?
00:40:10I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago.
00:40:14Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:40:16I don't really remember the details, but luckily I was able to find a new pair.
00:40:22Right.
00:40:23That's just a common earring.
00:40:25Anyone can have it.
00:40:26Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:40:28She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:40:32So, Ava and Piper still aren't here.
00:40:36But Derek said that Ava got married.
00:40:40What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:40:43An aging single mom.
00:40:46Slim pickings.
00:40:47I heard he's in waste management.
00:40:50That explains it.
00:40:51She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:40:54Oh, please, Miranda.
00:40:55No, Ava is your niece.
00:40:57Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:40:59Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:41:03Her track record speaks for itself.
00:41:05Exactly.
00:41:06Not like my Sierra.
00:41:07Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:41:12Oh, they're here.
00:41:14Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:21Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:23Merry Christmas.
00:41:25You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:41:26I am.
00:41:27I'm Ava's husband.
00:41:29Max.
00:41:29Pleasure to meet you.
00:41:30Welcome.
00:41:31You're Ava's husband.
00:41:34But you're gorgeous.
00:41:37But what is handsome as you?
00:41:40Look at you two.
00:41:41You look like you just stepped out of a movie.
00:41:43Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:44Merry Christmas.
00:41:46This is from Max and I.
00:41:47Oh, my goodness.
00:41:48Thank you, Ava.
00:41:49Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:41:52Oops.
00:41:53Oh, my bad.
00:41:54Oh, a homemade gift.
00:41:57How thrifty.
00:41:59Not all gifts are about the price tag.
00:42:01Mommy's right, you mean, old hat.
00:42:03You little.
00:42:06You will not lay a hand on my daughter,
00:42:09or you will lose yours.
00:42:11Oh, I think you broke my wrist.
00:42:14Look what you just did to my mother.
00:42:16My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.
00:42:19He could ruin your life.
00:42:33Honey, are you okay?
00:42:35I'm fine.
00:42:35I'm just wet, honey.
00:42:36Yeah.
00:42:37It's okay.
00:42:38It's okay.
00:42:40What are you?
00:42:43Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:42:46Did you just slap me?
00:42:48Next time, it'll be a closed fist.
00:42:50You're a fucking psycho.
00:42:51You know what, Sierra?
00:42:52Sierra, I can take your little insults,
00:42:53but leave my family out of this.
00:42:58Her family.
00:42:59She needs me.
00:43:05You okay, honey?
00:43:06Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:43:08Do something.
00:43:10You don't know who you're messing with.
00:43:11I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me.
00:43:14Oh, wow.
00:43:15I'm sure the CEO would love to hear
00:43:17that you're using his company's name to bully people.
00:43:20Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:43:23Let's call him.
00:43:24I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:43:27Please.
00:43:28Who do you think you are?
00:43:30Enough!
00:43:33There will be no arguing during Christmas.
00:43:36Fine, Dad.
00:43:37Let it go, Nathan.
00:43:39They're just jealous.
00:43:42For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:43:45I think you owe Nathan a thank you.
00:43:48I think you owe me a thank you
00:43:50for slapping some sense into you.
00:43:52Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:43:53All right, that's enough.
00:43:55Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:44:17Is this a joke?
00:44:20Can you please pass me some food?
00:44:22Hold it.
00:44:22Who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:24My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:30My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:34King crab, fresh from Alaska, and grass-fed wagyu.
00:44:39Three times the price, 50 times the flavor.
00:44:43And you don't get a single bite.
00:44:45It's just petty.
00:44:46Maybe so.
00:44:47But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:44:51Fine.
00:44:53Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:44:55Come on, let's go.
00:44:56No, no.
00:44:57Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:45:01Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:45:03I know, dear.
00:45:05I just want to have our family together.
00:45:07Fine.
00:45:08We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:45:11Better a stray than a bitch.
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:16I just want to have our family together.
00:45:19Fine.
00:45:20We'll stay.
00:45:22Can I have a little napole?
00:45:24It's okay, sweetie.
00:45:25We'll get something right after.
00:45:27Like drive-thru?
00:45:29I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:45:32That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:45:37No strays.
00:45:38Ow.
00:45:38Please, are you okay?
00:45:40Yes, please.
00:45:41You hit my child.
00:45:43You're fucking crazy.
00:45:44Well, if you teach her some manners, maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:45:52Don't worry, baby.
00:45:53I'll handle it.
00:45:56Don't worry, baby.
00:45:57I'll handle it.
00:46:02Piper.
00:46:03Sweetie, are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:46:09Okay, sweetheart.
00:46:10Give me two minutes and one phone call.
00:46:13As if you have a chef on speed dial.
00:46:15Actually, I do.
00:46:18He's such a liar.
00:46:19This ought to be hilarious.
00:46:21Oh, it will be.
00:46:24Sam.
00:46:26Yeah, send the troops and bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:30I'm already on my way.
00:46:35Bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:37I'm already on my way.
00:46:40You hear this guy?
00:46:41He wants the best king crab in the world from Antarctica.
00:46:46Now I get why you married him, Eva.
00:46:49His silly delusions are just adorable.
00:46:52Max, what are you doing?
00:46:54Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
00:46:55Santa's already on his way.
00:46:57Actually, five, four, three, two, one.
00:47:07A helicopter?
00:47:14There's no way.
00:47:20How did you pull this off?
00:47:22Sam is like family.
00:47:23I thought I'd introduce you, too.
00:47:25Thanks, boss.
00:47:27Boss?
00:47:28Eva's always been genuine with me.
00:47:30Maybe it's time she knew who I really am.
00:47:33Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth.
00:47:36I'm Maximus Harrison.
00:47:40You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:47:43Mm-hmm.
00:47:46Come on.
00:47:48You can stop kidding around.
00:47:50If you were the CEO, why would you be here pretending to be my husband?
00:47:54No, I actually am the CEO.
00:47:56Come on.
00:47:57You can stop the charade.
00:47:58Okay, this is just another favor from that bigwig friend, isn't it?
00:48:01Eva, I'm not pretending.
00:48:03Hey, Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab, as you requested.
00:48:17How is this possible?
00:48:20This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:48:26Who are you?
00:48:27I told you, I'm Eva's husband.
00:48:30That chef called him Mr. Harrison.
00:48:33Wait, no.
00:48:34Hold on.
00:48:36You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:48:41You're worth more than some whole countries.
00:48:43Hmm.
00:48:44Some of the small ones.
00:48:46I mean, you know that.
00:48:47You work for me.
00:48:49Oh, God.
00:48:50I insulted my own boss.
00:48:52I'm finished.
00:48:57Oh, God.
00:48:59I insulted my own boss.
00:49:01I'm finished.
00:49:02Didn't think Max would commit this hard.
00:49:04Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move.
00:49:07Worth every penny I'm paying him.
00:49:08For tonight, your feast ends.
00:49:11And with that, your career.
00:49:14You're fired.
00:49:15Fired?
00:49:16Sam.
00:49:21Fired?
00:49:22Oh, God.
00:49:22I can't be fired.
00:49:25What?
00:49:26Mr. Harrison, please.
00:49:28You can have as much crab as you want.
00:49:30Please, Mr. Harrison.
00:49:31I'll do anything.
00:49:33Guys, take out the trash.
00:49:40And you.
00:49:41Oh, me?
00:49:43Mr. Harrison, come on.
00:49:45That was a Christmas joke.
00:49:47A family tradition.
00:49:48Yeah, well, there's a new family tradition.
00:49:50Sam.
00:49:55Will you do me the honors?
00:49:58Gladly.
00:50:03Merry Christmas, Aunt Mary.
00:50:07Father, do something.
00:50:10Well, you kind of deserve that.
00:50:12I'm leaving.
00:50:14Pumpkin's my favorite.
00:50:21Come on, sweetie.
00:50:22Daddy had the scrapped line just for you.
00:50:25Eat as much as you want.
00:50:26Thanks, Daddy.
00:50:30I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas.
00:50:33I just couldn't take them treating you like that.
00:50:34Honestly, this is the best Christmas I've ever had.
00:50:39Well, if you want, we can have many more.
00:50:40Just like this.
00:50:42Does he really mean that?
00:50:44Or is he just playing the part?
00:50:46I can't tell.
00:50:47And that terrifies me.
00:50:53Merry Christmas, Miss Harrison.
00:50:55I brought you a gift.
00:50:56Here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl.
00:51:04Oh, this is wonderful.
00:51:07Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:51:10Tell me everything.
00:51:12Miss Eva Smith.
00:51:13Single mother, small town gal.
00:51:15Didn't finish high school.
00:51:16Currently works in retail.
00:51:18Oh, Maximus.
00:51:19I thought I raised you better.
00:51:21A high school dropout?
00:51:22In the Harrison family?
00:51:26Not a chance.
00:51:30She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:51:34Maximus seems to like her.
00:51:35Silence.
00:51:36Get me the address where she works.
00:51:38It's Happy Heals on Broadway.
00:51:40That's nice.
00:51:41We own that one.
00:51:43Good work.
00:51:44But take off that stupid hat.
00:51:56Thanks.
00:51:57So your dad insisted that I try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years.
00:52:03Sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law.
00:52:05And how about you?
00:52:10Me?
00:52:11Yeah.
00:52:13Are you happy with your new husband?
00:52:18Eva.
00:52:29That birthmark.
00:52:31Family to me is a big commitment.
00:52:33And I don't want any loose ends.
00:52:36You know?
00:52:37Maximus, there's so much we don't know.
00:52:39So much we're not telling each other.
00:52:41Uh.
00:52:43No feelings, no complications.
00:52:45That's what we agreed upon.
00:52:46Yeah, I didn't sign a contract.
00:52:49Max.
00:52:49Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:52:52Well, it's cold.
00:52:55Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood.
00:52:58Max.
00:53:00I need to tell you something.
00:53:04Something important.
00:53:06What's gotten into her?
00:53:07Is she hiding something?
00:53:09Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:53:13I haven't been completely honest with you.
00:53:17Piper is...
00:53:21Piper is...
00:53:22Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts.
00:53:25Sweetie.
00:53:25Oh, my gosh.
00:53:26It's all swollen.
00:53:27Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier.
00:53:30Listen, you stay here with Daddy.
00:53:31Mommy's gonna go get a first date kit, okay?
00:53:35Come on, Piper.
00:53:39Okay, let me see.
00:53:43I promise I won't let anyone hurt you or Mommy again.
00:53:48But that's not true.
00:53:49You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:53:53Uh...
00:53:54Daddy!
00:53:55No!
00:53:57Well...
00:54:02Don't you dare disrespect my husband!
00:54:07Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:11Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:12Really?
00:54:13Please stay, Daddy.
00:54:18You think it was Scar?
00:54:21Hmm.
00:54:24I wouldn't worry about it.
00:54:25Scars make you look like a badass.
00:54:27I have one, too.
00:54:29Dad.
00:54:31I got that when I was about your age.
00:54:33Some punk came at me with a switchblade.
00:54:36Really?
00:54:37No way.
00:54:38No.
00:54:38It was actually a cactus.
00:54:40But it's still cool.
00:54:43I have something like that on the back of my neck.
00:54:49Piper, how long have you had that?
00:54:51My mom said I had that when I was born.
00:54:59And how old are you?
00:55:00Six.
00:55:01Six?
00:55:02That one night stand was about seven years ago.
00:55:05Okay, I found the first aid kit.
00:55:07Ivar, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:55:11What do I even say?
00:55:13And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:55:15Sorry, honey.
00:55:16This man's your dad, and he didn't know you existed until now.
00:55:20Um, yeah.
00:55:23Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:55:26Ivar.
00:55:31Okay, look.
00:55:35Piper is...
00:55:40Go on.
00:55:47That must be an emergency.
00:55:49Excuse me.
00:55:51Sorry.
00:55:52I took this.
00:55:59Mommy, are you okay?
00:56:01Yeah.
00:56:03Mommy's just realizing she's a coward.
00:56:06I don't even have the guts to tell the truth.
00:56:11Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:56:13I'm telling you, Max, that woman is manipulating you.
00:56:17She's a high school dropout.
00:56:19Doesn't even have a decent job.
00:56:21And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:56:23I'm Eva's husband.
00:56:25Max.
00:56:26That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:56:34I'm sorry, Max.
00:56:35You can't know Piper's your daughter.
00:56:37Your mother would take her away.
00:56:39After Christmas, it's over.
00:56:43Eva?
00:56:45Maximus?
00:56:45Are you even listening to me?
00:56:48No, Mom, Mom.
00:56:48Listen, I'm sorry, okay?
00:56:50Eva's my wife, and I've made up my mind.
00:56:52I'm not leaving her.
00:56:55Eva?
00:57:01Thank you, I'm the...
00:57:05Isn't it?
00:57:06Oh, I'm glad you are.
00:57:07This is for you, Grandma.
00:57:13Oh, wow.
00:57:15That's so cool.
00:57:16Did you know?
00:57:17Derek, this is from Eva and I.
00:57:21Oh, thank you so much.
00:57:23Thanks, guys.
00:57:24I'm glad you're here.
00:57:27Got it!
00:57:28Oh!
00:57:29Damn, these are nice.
00:57:31Grandpa, language, little ears.
00:57:35I'm sorry.
00:57:39Piper, do you want to go see your present?
00:57:41It's in the other room by the train set.
00:57:43I'll go with you.
00:57:44Remember the song that we sang?
00:57:45Ready, ready?
00:57:46Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
00:57:48What have we got, guys?
00:57:49Billy.
00:57:50Walking home from our house.
00:57:51Christmas Eve!
00:57:56You never told me...
00:57:59Have we met before?
00:58:04Have we met before?
00:58:07She's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:58:12I don't know what you're getting at.
00:58:15Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper.
00:58:26I don't know what you're talking about.
00:58:28Lots of people have birthmarks.
00:58:29They're very common.
00:58:30I feel so awful, but I can't lose my child.
00:58:33No matter how I feel about him.
00:58:38Maybe.
00:58:40Are you okay?
00:58:44Are the clogs a bad idea?
00:58:47No.
00:58:48I'm fine.
00:58:51Um...
00:58:51Oh, I almost forgot.
00:58:55I got you this.
00:58:57You got me a gift, too?
00:58:59Tis the season.
00:59:00Open it.
00:59:14Gloves.
00:59:16Did you make these?
00:59:17Yeah.
00:59:19I know this is a fake marriage, but...
00:59:21That's Christmas.
00:59:23You've already done so much for me.
00:59:24I just wanted to do a little something for you.
00:59:28How did I feel?
00:59:30Warm, right?
00:59:31Yeah.
00:59:33Warm.
00:59:35Soft.
00:59:38Perfect.
00:59:42Thank you, Eva.
00:59:45I've never gotten anything this meaningful before.
00:59:48Really?
00:59:50Yeah, my mom.
00:59:51She partied all the time.
00:59:53And I got gifts.
00:59:55Plenty of them, but...
00:59:57I don't think she ever bought one herself.
01:00:01Nothing personal.
01:00:03Well, you deserve it.
01:00:05You're a good guy.
01:00:06And someday you'll find someone special
01:00:11to spend all your Christmases with.
01:00:14What if that day's today?
01:00:19What if I already found someone special?
01:00:23Right here.
01:00:48Max, we can't...
01:00:51If you want me to stop,
01:00:53you better tell me right now.
01:00:59Come on.
01:01:00I don't want you to stop.
01:01:02Come on.
01:01:08No matter how many years pass,
01:01:09I still can't resist him.
01:01:25I want you.
01:01:34Oh, God.
01:01:35You are trying to be freaking insane.
01:01:41Piper!
01:01:44Piper!
01:01:50Piper?
01:01:53She can't see us.
01:02:11Eva?
01:02:15Grandma!
01:02:16I'm up here!
01:02:17Grandma, I'm up here!
01:02:29that was way too close yeah we would have gotten on the naughty list
01:02:38sometimes it's fun to be naughty
01:02:42can i still unwrap my present you still haven't given me mine
01:02:53let me give it to you
01:03:36hello
01:03:38hello eva smith i'm max's mother name your price
01:03:42what will it take for you to leave my son alone
01:03:46what we both know my son is way out of your league
01:03:50take the money leave my granddaughter with us
01:03:53and go my son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child
01:03:58piper is my daughter and no amount of money you offer could ever make me give
01:04:02her up so you keep your money and i'll leave on my own but i am not handing
01:04:06piper over to you
01:04:10there's my beautiful wife
01:04:16you okay
01:04:21look we made it through christmas
01:04:24so i think it's best we go our separate ways
01:04:28what are you talking about
01:04:29it's over it's not that hard to understand
01:04:36eva wait
01:04:41so last night meant nothing to you
01:04:48max it's not real none of it was real
01:04:52so this is just a goodbye
01:04:56didn't realize i was so disposable for you
01:04:58look
01:05:01last night
01:05:03i let my guard down
01:05:04but i'm a mother and my choices affect piper
01:05:07and being with you can mess up everything between us
01:05:10just tell me what you need
01:05:13i'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband
01:05:15a good father
01:05:16a good father
01:05:17just say the word
01:05:18just say the word
01:05:24you don't get it
01:05:26you don't get it
01:05:33i think it's time piper and i go back to new york
01:05:41i won't give up on us
01:05:58are we here
01:05:59yes
01:06:01as much as i don't want us to be
01:06:03we're back
01:06:07piper
01:06:08sweetie wake up
01:06:09we're home
01:06:14how can she just walk away
01:06:23don't forget you have to meet my mom
01:06:25it's part of the agreement too
01:06:27can i just pay you a little extra and skip it
01:06:30you promised
01:06:32eva i haven't asked you for much
01:06:34can you do this for me please
01:06:38all right fine
01:06:39when
01:06:41two days
01:06:43i'll come pick you up
01:06:44no need
01:06:45just send me the address
01:06:47and i'll meet you there
01:06:53i know you and mommy
01:06:54thought
01:06:55but she still really likes you
01:06:58so don't give up
01:06:59okay daddy
01:07:00thank you
01:07:01if there's one thing you should know about your daddy
01:07:04i always fight for the ones i love
01:07:26eva's meeting my mother today time to finally tell her the truth
01:07:30boss
01:07:32boss
01:07:36lady and gentlemen
01:07:37i am so sorry
01:07:39i need to go win back my family
01:07:41family
01:07:42boss you okay
01:07:43never better
01:07:45never better
01:07:47go get her max
01:07:51give it your best smile
01:07:53ah there he is
01:07:56maximus darling
01:07:58i have some prospects for you
01:08:00nice high society girls from the city
01:08:06oh
01:08:08i told you i already found the woman i love
01:08:17maximus
01:08:18stop this
01:08:19that eva woman is scamming you son
01:08:23tell me what kind of woman you want and i'll find you another
01:08:26you are heir to the harrison dynasty
01:08:29no i'm not
01:08:32oh
01:08:33i work in waste management
01:08:35and i'm a secret crime boss
01:08:37i'm eva's husband
01:08:39and i'm a father
01:08:42what
01:08:56oh
01:08:56that's her
01:08:57the woman who got my son head over heels
01:09:02hi welcome in
01:09:04can i help you find something
01:09:06i want to try those
01:09:10awesome i'll get them for you right away
01:09:13are you
01:09:14sure you wouldn't want something more sensible
01:09:19no no no
01:09:20i know what i want
01:09:22size seven
01:09:24oh baby can't even walk but she wants three thousand dollar heels
01:09:28come on
01:09:29she wants the white shoes
01:09:36ignore her
01:09:37she's just grumpy over the holidays
01:09:38um here let me help you
01:09:40come on
01:09:44she
01:09:46seems kind
01:09:51i shouldn't be that impressed
01:09:53she's just doing her job
01:09:56how do they feel
01:09:57well i love the style
01:09:59but it's too small
01:10:01i think i need a size up
01:10:03maybe my feet are still growing
01:10:08right away
01:10:09i'll be right back
01:10:10she's not only kind
01:10:12she's patient
01:10:13was i wrong about her
01:10:30are you gluing the heel back on
01:10:34well who gives a shit
01:10:36she can't walk
01:10:39that's just pure evil
01:10:43oh come on
01:10:45saint eva
01:10:46she's in a wheelchair
01:10:48who cares
01:10:49it's the last pair
01:10:50i get paid commission
01:10:57i am not doing that vanessa
01:10:59see
01:11:01this is your whole problem
01:11:05this is why you'll always be broke
01:11:09i don't care if she can walk or not
01:11:12i'm not selling her junk
01:11:14she has to deal with people like this
01:11:17people who insult her all day
01:11:19i'm your manager
01:11:25sell the old bitty the shoes
01:11:28or you're fired
01:11:34did i stutter
01:11:39you don't have to fire me
01:11:43i quit
01:11:49i don't work here anymore
01:11:52listen
01:11:53don't buy the shoes
01:11:54they're broken
01:11:56spend your heart and money elsewhere
01:11:57okay
01:11:58you're a good person after all
01:12:02looks like i misjudged you
01:12:04i'm sorry
01:12:07why are you still here eva
01:12:09get out
01:12:15you're not disabled
01:12:17selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped
01:12:21absolutely shameful
01:12:23who are you
01:12:25i am the chairwoman
01:12:27of the harrison group
01:12:29and the owner of the store
01:12:32you're eleanor harrison
01:12:34mother of the ceo
01:12:36i am
01:12:37and you my dear
01:12:39are fired
01:12:40what did i do
01:12:44you are a good person
01:12:46from now on
01:12:48this store is yours to run
01:12:53are you serious
01:12:56that's right
01:12:58don't be nervous child
01:13:00you are professional
01:13:02responsible
01:13:03far better than that two-bit manager
01:13:09you
01:13:10out
01:13:12i'll leave
01:13:15i'm leaving
01:13:18i
01:13:19i feel like i'm dreaming
01:13:22no
01:13:23don't worry
01:13:24you're getting a promotion
01:13:26you deserve it my dear
01:13:30thank you
01:13:31thank you
01:13:31first assignment
01:13:33i want that row
01:13:35and that row
01:13:36and the entire display case
01:13:39pack it all up
01:13:41and bring it to my house
01:13:43okay
01:13:44yeah
01:13:46once we're home
01:13:47i'll tell her i'm her mother-in-law
01:13:50i can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter
01:13:59she's the mother of a ceo
01:14:01of course she lives like this
01:14:12mrs harrison
01:14:13i'm here with your delivery
01:14:18max
01:14:19eva
01:14:21what are you doing here
01:14:23i uh
01:14:24there you are eva
01:14:27wonderful we can finally meet each other properly
01:14:30my new daughter-in-law
01:14:33what are you
01:14:34that means you really are the ceo of harrison group
01:14:42well i tried to tell you but
01:14:44stop
01:14:46and you
01:14:46you lied to me at the store
01:14:50you were both just testing me
01:14:51is this some sick game rich people play
01:14:54i'm sorry eva
01:14:55i thought you might be using my son
01:14:57just after his money
01:14:59but i was wrong
01:15:00eva please
01:15:01i don't deserve to be treated like this
01:15:03not every working class girl is after your money
01:15:07how could you think that of me
01:15:08it's not like that dear
01:15:10eva what are you talking about
01:15:13mom
01:15:14what did you do
01:15:15i was just trying to get the two of you back together
01:15:18we're not together
01:15:20and i can't love something that was never real
01:15:26i made a horrible mistake
01:15:30what are you waiting for son
01:15:31go after her
01:15:36eva
01:15:36let me go
01:15:37i swear it's not what you think
01:15:39but we come from two completely different worlds
01:15:41stop pretending like you care
01:15:42i'm not pretending
01:15:44okay i can't fake what we have
01:15:46and everything i've done for you
01:15:47and piper
01:15:48this is real
01:15:53touch my wife again and i will snap every finger that you've got
01:15:57max you came
01:15:59god you weren't driving me fucking insane
01:16:32i'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband
01:16:32deal and i met your mother
01:16:33like we discussed
01:16:35i want a fake divorce from my fake husband
01:16:40eva
01:16:44eva
01:16:46i'm sorry maximus
01:16:47walking away is the only choice i have
01:16:56and i'll do it for you
01:16:58are you okay mommy
01:17:00yeah sweetie i'm fine
01:17:02come here
01:17:10no you're not fine
01:17:12you're sad
01:17:15i'm okay sweetie
01:17:18i miss daddy too
01:17:23i want max to be my real daddy
01:17:28don't you want to be with him
01:17:31love bug
01:17:33you're right
01:17:35what am i doing running like a coward
01:17:39i've always taught you to be brave
01:17:42now it's time for mommy to be brave too
01:17:45i believe in you
01:17:46what are you gonna do mommy
01:17:49i know exactly what to say to him
01:17:54maximus deserves to know
01:17:56piper is his daughter
01:18:03enough sulking
01:18:04go get your wife and my grandbaby back
01:18:08don't you think i want to
01:18:10she doesn't want me
01:18:12i didn't raise you to give up
01:18:14your daughter is still out there
01:18:16you can't abandon her
01:18:17mom you don't get it
01:18:19i made a deal with eva to play my wife
01:18:22and piper she was
01:18:24an added bonus
01:18:26what are you talking about
01:18:28i already ran a dna test
01:18:32piper is your daughter
01:18:33what
01:18:34see for yourself
01:18:41i was right
01:18:43seven years ago
01:18:44new years that woman was eva
01:18:57eva
01:19:03eva
01:19:04piper
01:19:06oh
01:19:08i missed you so much sweetheart
01:19:15you came back
01:19:19i uh
01:19:22don't forget to be brave mommy
01:19:32i was scared but i don't want to be scared anymore
01:19:36because what we have is real and it's worth fighting for
01:19:41sweetheart
01:19:41sweetheart i have something to tell you
01:19:44i have something to tell you too
01:19:48i have something to tell you
01:19:49do i have something to tell you
01:19:49do you know
01:19:51i have something to tell you
01:19:54oh
01:19:58but i thought i was wrong
01:20:15you knew
01:20:22I love you, Eva.
01:20:25I love you, too.
01:20:27I promise, for the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:20:33As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are.
01:20:46Will you marry me, Eva?
01:20:48For real this time?
01:20:50Yes.
01:20:51Yes, of course, I'll marry you.
01:20:57Yes.
01:21:06Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas, and the Christmas after that, and forever.
01:21:13I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:21:20Who's that?
01:21:22Eva!
01:21:25Take me back!
01:21:28I'm sorry!
01:21:29I'm sorry, you're tired!
01:21:33Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:21:36Again.
01:21:39No?
01:21:40Not funny?
01:21:40No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:21:48no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:21:48no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:21:48no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:21:48no.
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