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Gogglebox Australia - Season 23 Episode 11
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00:00Oh bullshit you never changed a nappy. I did. Mick you did not. Well. You certainly did not. I recall
00:06changing nappies. I don't know it certainly wasn't our children.
00:11For over a decade in Australia. Yay look at this. Yes my favourite. Oh my god not these psychos again.
00:18You've loved watching people watch TV. Oh I don't know why I'm embarrassed. It's just so cringeworthy. So we wondered
00:25what have been some of your highlights. Oh this would be interesting. Who would actually watch this?
00:30Come with us as we check out some fan favourites from the past 23 seasons. This is the best of
00:36the best. I'm like a series out of anything. Looks pretty cheap to me. They've jumped my shark with this
00:40episode. Tonight we say hello again to one of the most infamous TV finales. What? What? What? What? What the?
00:50Shh. Get a little dirty in one of your favourite gardens. He's a peony grower. What did I just say?
00:58Peenies? Peenies.
01:00I love big ones. I love small ones. I love red ones. How can she not laugh? Because she hasn't
01:05got a mind like you.
01:07And tear up with everyone's favourite Queensland cartoon that's become the most watched show in the world.
01:13Bluey! This will hit you in all your fields. This is beautiful. You're crying. Of course I'm crying.
01:20Oh Bluey what are you doing to me?
01:28Where's Malik? Where's Malik? I can't see him. There he is. Where is he? Where is he? I can't see.
01:34Where's Malik? There he is.
01:37Can you do where's Jad now? Where's Jad? Where's Jad? Where's Jad? Where's Jad? No one cares.
01:42To kick off our Gogglebox fan favourites we simply couldn't go past.
01:46The worst piece of absolute unadulterated psychological s***.
01:52I'm excited for this one.
01:54Feel it up. Keep going. Just take it easy.
01:57Keep going Woody. Keep going.
01:59Cannot wait for this. I've thought about it pretty much every morning.
02:03You need to get a job.
02:04And back in 2019 the biggest reality show in the country brought some of the most memorable faces to our
02:09screens.
02:10And all of our participants are preparing to gather for one final dinner party.
02:16It's a reunion. We're getting the band back together.
02:20That's right. This episode sees the return of all your favourite...
02:23I can't wait. I'm just so excited.
02:26Let's rephrase that. All the participants.
02:29There's weather event Cyrell.
02:31Well wind Cyrell.
02:32Cyclone.
02:33The tornado.
02:34Cyclone.
02:35Earthquake.
02:35OK, moving on. Because also at the final dinner party is...
02:39Oh, there's bitch face.
02:41She looks like a Turkish wrestler covered in oil.
02:44The dinner is served.
02:46Here comes the phone.
02:47To fully appreciate this dinner party, it helps to understand the 40 plus episodes of conflict that have led to
02:54this moment.
02:54I want to go down there.
02:55F***.
02:56I want to go down there.
03:05Martha can't stand Cyrell, Nick and Tamara can't stand Dan, no one can stand Jess, which Jess can't understand, Cyrell
03:13can't stand anyone, and after a few more of these, she won't be able to stand.
03:17She's going to give that champagne a good nudge.
03:20We've got liftoff in five.
03:22Getting fuelled up.
03:24Four.
03:24Let's have another drink.
03:26Three.
03:26What's she drinking now?
03:28Two.
03:29Have another drink.
03:30One.
03:31My hoo-ha is for Almojab to your husband.
03:35Ha-ha, Cyrell.
03:37Hey.
03:37Oh, my God.
03:39I'm going to pour my drink on her.
03:41Yes?
03:41That's a good idea.
03:42Please do get up and do it.
03:44I want you to do it.
03:45Do it.
03:47Go.
03:47She's shit.
03:48She's going to do it.
03:48Do it.
03:49Yeah.
03:50Woo-woo.
03:51Go.
03:52Ask me one, please.
03:53Oh, my God.
03:55Oh.
03:57Oh, my God.
03:58Are you shitting?
04:00Oh, my God.
04:01It's all right.
04:02Oh, my God.
04:03He's got it.
04:04It's a puncher.
04:05Oh, my God.
04:06No.
04:07Oh, there we go.
04:08No.
04:09No.
04:09There's a puncher.
04:10Relax.
04:11Coach, coach, relax, please.
04:13Get the f***.
04:14Shit.
04:15Shit.
04:16Crazy.
04:18I love this shit.
04:23Really base and rudimentary behaviour.
04:26What it feels like to me is being the year nine coordinator.
04:28I'm having these two 15-year-old girls in your office and you're trying to sort out this stupid shit.
04:35Well, there was plenty more of that to sort out as the whining continued for...
04:39The final day of the experiment.
04:42Oh, yes.
04:43Hooray.
04:44Mishkar Allah.
04:47In this episode, they all get together to reflect and exchange ideas in what can only be described as a
04:54kind of maths debate.
04:55I think groups of women under pressure don't cope as well as groups of men under pressure.
05:01Oh, my God.
05:04Oh, my God.
05:05Oh, my God.
05:06There's differences between men and women.
05:08Oh, come on.
05:08Shut your mouth.
05:09Mike's got the worst case of fooling mouth than I've ever seen.
05:13A matriarchy and a patriarchy are two different things in time.
05:15Everyone's sinking into their seats like this.
05:18Don't mistake that.
05:19These girls have fallen apart and the men have it.
05:22Look at her faces.
05:23She looks like an emu.
05:24Maybe this just doesn't speak to their biology.
05:27No.
05:29I feel sick.
05:30I feel stained.
05:32It's time for me to go to sleep.
05:34In the race to become the least popular person on television, Mike passes the baton to Jess, who sprints to
05:40the finish.
05:41Let's get up, Dan and Jess.
05:42Dan and Jess.
05:43Oh, my God.
05:45She looks like little Bo Peep.
05:47Jessica dumped her first husband, Mick, to try things on with Dan.
05:51I'm really happy.
05:52But as Dan's about to learn, he wasn't even her first choice second husband.
05:56That was another guy called Nick.
05:58Let's take a look at how it all unfolded.
06:02I'm excited.
06:04Yes, I do find Nick very attractive.
06:08I am sexually attracted to Nick.
06:11So, Dan was third run off the ladder.
06:13Oh, my God.
06:15She freaking just leapfrogged.
06:17Your legs are like 7-Eleven.
06:19They're open for business 24-7.
06:21Oh!
06:23I love it.
06:24Tyrell, if I wanted your opinion, I'd kick you kennel.
06:26Kick you kennel.
06:29Does it get any better than this?
06:31Probably not.
06:32So, that's a good note to end on.
06:35Oh, my God.
06:36It is done.
06:37We've been released.
06:38We can now start going out and leading normal lives.
06:41That was the best show ever.
06:43Like, best show.
06:44Oh.
06:46Hello.
06:47Don't wake her up.
06:58Where's the baby?
06:59Come on.
07:00Trixie.
07:01Oh, you look terrible.
07:04Oh, don't be mean to her.
07:05I can't look at her.
07:06Why?
07:07It's so unattractive.
07:09The cone of shame.
07:10If I got a big olive, she'd be like a martini glass.
07:14Look.
07:15Fan favourites come in all shapes and sizes.
07:18And back in 2018, one of the biggest fan favourites came from a Friday night lifestyle program on the ABC.
07:24Oh, gardening in Australia.
07:26Yeah.
07:27This looks boring.
07:28In the nursing home, I'd love it.
07:30Oh.
07:30Good morning.
07:31Gardening Australia might have the best host on Australian TV.
07:35G'day, gardening.
07:36Oh, sick, Costa.
07:38What a beard.
07:39This guy's the real life agro cartoon connection.
07:42Each week, Costa, wait, that's not Costa.
07:45Oh, there he is.
07:46And his merry band of sidekicks talk us through all things garden.
07:50It's called One Bed Veg.
07:52Who is this guy?
07:53That is in fashion set up.
07:55He looks like he's drawn from the era of the Burnt Witches.
07:57Garden people are weird, hey?
07:59Yes, I love them.
08:01Why do some variegated plants lose their variegation?
08:04Sometimes that variegation...
08:05Sorry, but these people...
08:07This is quite an interesting question.
08:10I ask that question all the time.
08:11Why do they?
08:12Some plants lose their variegation.
08:15Can you imagine a dinner party at his place?
08:17You never know, he might surprise you.
08:19One of the most useful products I find in the garden is pantyhose.
08:23What?
08:24I'm using pantyhose to protect jackfruit...
08:27I hope he's just pulled out a stocking from his wife's drawer and cut it in half and he's
08:31like, look, you can hide your bananas in here.
08:34They burst, release their seed into the pantyhose...
08:37What, so the pantyhose catch his seed?
08:39Mate, he's doing IVF for plants.
08:41This man's totally insane.
08:43Sorry, Jane.
08:44Took your stockings again.
08:45A weird word of the week for my garden.
08:47Here's Leo Sayer.
08:49Fecund.
08:49What?
08:49Beg pardon?
08:50What did he just say to us?
08:52Fecund.
08:53Fecund.
08:54Fecund.
08:54Fecund.
08:55I think someone called me that in the car the other day.
08:57Body fecund wouldn't turn right.
08:59And the meaning is highly fertile.
09:01Like Millie.
09:08For context, our West Australian annual wildflowers are highly fecund.
09:14Hi, I'm Isabelle.
09:15I'm highly fecund.
09:16That should be my new Tinder profile.
09:18What a ripper.
09:18Fecund off.
09:21I never thought gardening Australia could be so funny.
09:25You are both disgusting.
09:27Next, we meet a bloke totally, unquestionably besotted with peonies.
09:34What?
09:35With what?
09:36Fecund, let's say.
09:37With peonies.
09:38Peonies?
09:39Peonies.
09:40I've been growing peonies for about 20 years now.
09:43He's a peony grower.
09:45Peonies are so special to me because...
09:49Yes, we know.
09:52Oh my gosh.
09:53There are three main types of peonies.
09:55I love big ones, I love small ones, I love red ones.
09:58I love touching peonies, I love smelling peonies.
10:01You will never be disappointed.
10:03I've never been disappointed by any peony I've seen.
10:07I have a peony in my garden and it refuses to flower.
10:10Don't you hate it when your peony won't flower?
10:14Listen, no one, stop that.
10:15This is an unbelievable, exceptional peony.
10:19Oh, the bottle, the bottle, the bottle.
10:22Peonies can be brought inside and you can enjoy the pleasure inside.
10:26You can enjoy it in your bedroom.
10:27You'll look over the fence, enjoy your neighbour's peony.
10:30The more I learn, the more I'm still attracted to these beautiful peonies.
10:38What the hell?
10:39Is there something out of The Exorcist?
10:41I'd love to come over to your place sometime and check out all your peonies.
10:51Look, this is a serious gardening show, so it's time to get our minds off peonies.
10:56Here's Sophie and she's holding a great big...
10:59Here we go.
11:00Oh, for God's sake.
11:01How can she not laugh?
11:03Holding a great big phallus.
11:04Because she hasn't got a mind like you.
11:07Look, I can barely fit my hand around it.
11:10OK, moving on.
11:12Pumpkins.
11:13Surely there's nothing about a pumpkin that could possibly...
11:16Oh, come on now.
11:18You can't have something that size and shape in a shed out the back.
11:22We're down near my pumpkin patch.
11:24You wouldn't go near her pumpkin patch, I'm telling you.
11:26Forget it.
11:28I thought that was going to be the most boring show of all time,
11:31but in some ways it was delightfully awkward.
11:33Come on, there's a lot of people that love watching the garden show.
11:38I can see why.
11:39Why?
11:40Because they can't bring themselves to watch porn,
11:42so this is the next best thing.
11:54It's actually so funny.
11:55Whenever we go to a Chinese restaurant
11:56and then we see a table that aren't Asian ordering food,
12:00we're always a fried rice.
12:03What do we normally get?
12:04Special fried rice.
12:05Yes.
12:06Spring rolls.
12:07You like the spring rolls.
12:08Lemon chicken.
12:09Lemon chicken?
12:10Yes.
12:11Steak and black bean.
12:12The black bean sauce thing.
12:13That's what we get, really, isn't it?
12:14Yep.
12:15And it's beautiful.
12:16Aw.
12:17Cooking shows have always been a fan favourite on Gogglebox,
12:21and in 2022 there was one in particular that really hit the spot.
12:25The best dishes in the world aren't made by Michelin star chefs
12:28in fancy kitchens.
12:30Yeah, it's made by me at home.
12:32Ah, no.
12:33According to host Dan Hong, it can be found in the streets.
12:36In this series we're going to hit the streets.
12:38Street food.
12:39Yes.
12:40On the street, baby.
12:42Yum.
12:42How good is street food?
12:43Nah.
12:43None of this fine food stuff.
12:45Get in your thongs, get in the streets.
12:51The streets with dong.
12:54Dan Hong.
12:55One of my favourite chefs.
12:56He looks like Jeff Hugel.
12:57He does, hey.
12:58Do you know Dan Hong?
13:00Contrary to most belief, I don't know every Asian out there.
13:03Nearly every culture has their own version of the meatball.
13:06We've got kofta.
13:07I'm talking about the iconic kofta.
13:10Kofta!
13:10I told you.
13:11I told you, kofta.
13:12I'm eating kofta.
13:13You're eating kofta.
13:14I'm eating kofta.
13:15Hey, don't touch my kofta.
13:17Kofta.
13:18Kofta.
13:18Kofta.
13:19Isn't it the kofta?
13:20Or kofta.
13:21It's kofta, not kofta.
13:23It's kofta.
13:24Also known as kofte.
13:25Or kofte.
13:26I think I've been calling kofta once in a while.
13:29So we're starting with some lamb mince.
13:31Don't piss up Dan.
13:33Dan, I swear to God, don't.
13:34I'm going to add a big pinch of salt.
13:37Oh my God.
13:38That is like snow in and out.
13:40That's normal, Mum.
13:41That's taste cake.
13:43That's the missing ingredient.
13:44So what we're going to do is make some little sausage shapes.
13:47Don't do it.
13:48Put them on a skewer, Dan.
13:49So I'm just going to make five or six.
13:51You're doing the chunky small ones.
13:52Put them on a skewer.
13:53And then we can start frying these bad boys.
13:56Put them in a skewer, Dan.
13:58Oh, baby.
13:59Mmm.
14:00Oh, yeah.
14:01I like that.
14:01No.
14:02So we might be able to do this later.
14:04Yeah, it's like a risal.
14:05It's simple.
14:06Dad, you always say that everything is easy.
14:09The only thing you can make is a pasta.
14:11Just keep quiet, Ethan.
14:13Why are you building it like the Egyptian pyramids?
14:16Lebanese, they love lemon.
14:17We look Turkish.
14:18You don't put the lemon on it.
14:19You better have some hummus, Dan.
14:22Where's the hummus?
14:23I can't watch this.
14:24We better move on.
14:25My dad saw this, he'd be losing it.
14:27Next is a Thai classic.
14:29Had krapow.
14:31Yum.
14:31Bang.
14:32Whack.
14:32Krapow.
14:33Pork or chicken with a sweet and spicy sauce.
14:36Nah.
14:36Oh, come on.
14:37Find out what's in there before you dismiss it.
14:39Garlic.
14:40Nah.
14:40And the chillies.
14:41Nah.
14:41Pork mince.
14:42Yeah.
14:43Snake beans.
14:44Nah.
14:44We've got some fish sauce.
14:45Fish sauce.
14:46Fish.
14:47Nah.
14:48Light soy sauce.
14:49No way.
14:49Dark soy sauce.
14:51Nah.
14:51Oyster sauce.
14:52Jesus Christ.
14:53See, I'd eat that.
14:54I'm going to make that another way.
14:55What, so I can eat it?
14:56Yes.
14:56Without the garlic and chilli and those beans looking things.
15:00So, just pork mince.
15:01Yeah.
15:02I reckon that'd be really nice.
15:03It comes with rice.
15:04Nah, I don't want rice.
15:05How about an egg?
15:06The egg looks dead.
15:08Should be dead.
15:09Now I want to make that tomorrow.
15:11No, I want to make the other one first.
15:14Kapata, kufa, what his name is.
15:15It's kufa.
15:16Let's move on again.
15:18When you hear delicious street food, do you think...
15:20Asian.
15:21Italy.
15:21Indonesia.
15:22Germany.
15:23What?
15:23Germany loves their sausages.
15:26Currywurst.
15:26We love our sausages.
15:28We love our currywurst.
15:29Oh, we love our currywurst.
15:31I've got these two snacks here.
15:33Why is that sausage so white?
15:35It's German.
15:36That's why it's thick and it's a mouthful.
15:40Chimamamam.
15:40They've got some hot chips.
15:42Those sausages look gross.
15:44Oh.
15:44Curry powder.
15:45We've seen three meals and this is the whitest meal you've ever seen.
15:49Oh, I know.
15:49You know what's even better than this?
15:51The same thing on a stick.
15:53Oh.
15:54I'm just going to insert.
15:55Oh.
15:55Oh.
15:56Oh.
15:56Chopsticks from the bottom.
15:58Oh.
15:59I actually sold a few catheters today.
16:00Oh.
16:01Into the batter.
16:02You know, I look at that and all I think is like, oh my God.
16:06You can see it's nicely coated.
16:12It's going to coat.
16:14Oh.
16:16There you go, big boy.
16:17Whoa.
16:18Look how big it's gotten though.
16:20You always say that.
16:21But this actually smells...
16:24No, this is too easy.
16:26This is too easy.
16:27Three games.
16:27This is a stitch-off.
16:34Is this like a tutorial?
16:37Wow.
16:38Did you?
16:39Look at it the size of your mouth.
16:43Mate.
16:44Really good.
16:45His jaw is going to lock.
16:47Okay, I probably won't be making that for the missus.
16:51Because she's going to look at that.
16:53You'd love it.
16:53And she's going to look at this.
16:54And she's going to go, I'm moving to Germany.
16:56Yeah.
17:10At the Silburys, Kerry is discussing her new male friend.
17:14Do you like him?
17:15I like him a lot.
17:16So...
17:17What do you do all day?
17:18We talk about art and painting.
17:20He's a painter.
17:21What do they do all night?
17:22I mean, she was still in bed at 9 o'clock this morning.
17:25But the good thing is that Mum's so deaf, she wouldn't hear anything anyway.
17:29Well, that's a blessing.
17:30What was that?
17:31I missed that.
17:32There you go.
17:34During the second year of Gogglebox, we caught up with the return of Australia's favourite
17:38Renault show.
17:39The block is back.
17:41Yeah, the block.
17:42You're on the block.
17:43The block is back.
17:45You are on the block, the block, the block, the block, the block.
17:48I didn't even know it ended.
17:50The final of this won't be until Boxing Day and they'll call it Bloxing Day.
17:54Bloxing Day auctions.
17:55And one episode became an instant fan favourite.
18:00Everyone's renovating a bathroom and much of the drama centred on older contestant Dan.
18:05We've got a problem here, buddy.
18:07There's graffiti all over your wall.
18:08As with all contestants, Dan must have his room approved by Keith, the foreman.
18:13This is a sand pit.
18:16After pointing out the flaws in contestant Dan's screed floor, foreman Keith goes to see
18:22his assistant foreman, also called Dan, to check for flaws in another contestant's screed
18:26floor.
18:27We had to get Dan and Keith to okay the screed before they could waterproof.
18:31Why is Dan there?
18:32I'm confused.
18:32Is there another Dan?
18:33I don't know.
18:34Dan the contestant.
18:35Dan the...
18:36What is he called?
18:37Foreman.
18:37And Dan's just measured the finished floor level of where the screed is.
18:41He.
18:41Yes.
18:42Dan.
18:43He's a contestant.
18:44No!
18:45Gotta get the all clear from Keith and Dan.
18:47Oh, that's Dan.
18:49Which one's Keith?
18:51So today's D-Day for Dan.
18:53Keith and Dan confront Dan about the time Dan is taking to fix the floor Keith found in
18:58his floor.
18:59Now the three men, two of whom are four men, argue whether the floor men can fix the flawed
19:04floor before the lower floor needs to fix their ceiling, which both foremen, including Dan,
19:10point out is Dan's floor.
19:11Who are you?
19:12Dan better...
19:13Is his name Dan?
19:14Oh, that, yeah.
19:15Yeah, the old bloke.
19:16He'd better get his arse into gear.
19:17Loved-up couple Julia and Sasha, meanwhile, are having troubles of their own.
19:22They discover an issue with their puddle flange.
19:24Puddle flange.
19:25Puddle flange.
19:25Their flange.
19:26You've got to watch the flange.
19:29That's an awful word.
19:30Just the great word.
19:32The flange.
19:32The flange.
19:33That's the flange.
19:35If the puddle flange isn't waterproof properly...
19:37Just watch your flange.
19:38Look out.
19:39It's a bit uneven there.
19:40You can get your hand in the flange.
19:42Yeah, it doesn't fit properly.
19:44It was just problem after problem.
19:46And the girls are worried about their flange.
19:48Can't you put some filler in it?
19:50In the flange?
19:51Yeah.
20:11Good with the fingers.
20:13Some of our sauciest fan favourites...
20:16Oh, my God!
20:17..have come from reality dating shows...
20:19Oh, my God!
20:20..like the time we tuned in for...
20:22Oh, my God!
20:23..the highbrow Aussie version of Love Island.
20:26Oh, my God!
20:28Imagine Holly on Love Island.
20:30Oh, my God!
20:31With a wedgie!
20:33And the thing is,
20:34I reckon I'll be picking it the whole time.
20:36Holly!
20:37You know how last week we thought we'd hit the rock bottom of Australian TV?
20:41We were just halfway there, my friend.
20:43OK, well, how about the time we tuned in to another fanfave that was all about a classic tale of
20:48romance?
20:49What is this?
20:50It's the age-old story of Americans who find a partner online, then travel overseas to meet them in person
20:56for the first time, and whilst there, decide whether or not to perform the grand romantic gesture of applying for
21:03a K-1 non-immigrant visa for a fiancé under the International Marriage Broker Regulation Act of 2005.
21:10Beautiful.
21:12That's right, it's...
21:1390-day fiancé.
21:16Wow, I'm excited.
21:18To meet our first pair of star-crossed lovers, we're off to the traditional city of love.
21:23Manila.
21:24This is crazy!
21:25Oh, no.
21:26Today's my first day in Manila with Rose.
21:29Oh, my God!
21:30Oh, my God!
21:31I want to lose your card.
21:37Oh, Jesus.
21:39Rosemary and Ed.
21:40What do you think Rose sees in Ed?
21:43Anyone want it?
21:44House of land package in San Diego.
21:46I don't know if that's an assumption you should make.
21:49If that change.
21:50Mick, excuse me, she's about 19 and he's 54.
21:53Come on.
21:54My family's from the Philippines, and I'm telling you now, I know what this is about.
21:58This is the way to get to the US.
22:00I wonder what the exchange is.
22:02I can tell you what it is.
22:03Oh!
22:04This is just a racist cultural cliché.
22:07No, it's definitely a love story.
22:10Just like our next couple.
22:12Oh, my God!
22:13Look at this pair!
22:14Oh, role reversal.
22:16I've been in Nigeria for a few days with my fiancée, Usman.
22:19Oh, my God!
22:20She looks like she's adopted him on, like, a trip now he's grown up.
22:24We are staying in hotels so we can have some privacy.
22:26Do they have sex?
22:28I bet they do.
22:29Oh, gross.
22:30I know, man.
22:30I'm trying to wait as well.
22:31Okay.
22:32Well, if that's too much, let's just head back to Manila.
22:34Oh, my God, I forgot about this pair.
22:36He is a happy couple.
22:39He looks like Violet when she ate a blueberry in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
22:42Well, get ready for this blueberry to put a cherry on top of tonight's date.
22:46So there's a test that you can take.
22:47A test?
22:48Yeah, a test.
22:49It's a test.
22:50Fidelity test.
22:51Elijah takes a test.
22:53STD.
22:54Oh!
22:55It's a great way to start off, too.
22:58Look at the face, aren't I?
22:59You can tell when an Asian gets angry.
23:01Like, I always know when Mum's about to whack me and fed the duster.
23:04Her eyes go away.
23:05Oh, yeah, it's the eyes.
23:05I bet him.
23:07Bet him.
23:08Bet him.
23:08Hey.
23:09Leave him.
23:10Get out while you can, girl.
23:11For what it's worth, I'm sorry.
23:15Look, at the end of the day, he's not going to put his neck out on the line.
23:17All right, moving on.
23:18Because in 2018, we fell in love with one of our favourite finales,
23:22the conclusion to the Honey Badger, Nick Cummins' love story in...
23:26The Badgerlar.
23:28The Badgerlar.
23:29Get it?
23:29The Badgerlar.
23:30Get it?
23:31Yes, Honey Badger.
23:32Bachelor.
23:33Badgerlar.
23:34Get it?
23:35Holy truth.
23:36Talk about rollercoaster rods.
23:37Oh, my God.
23:38He looks like once a jolly swagman.
23:40This has been challenging.
23:42It's been insane.
23:43Hello.
23:43I've got absolutely no shoulders.
23:47How are you doing today?
23:48Is one of these amazing girls going to be the...
23:51Future Mrs. Honey Badger.
23:53Actually, Mrs. Honey Badger sounds like a porn name, doesn't it?
23:55Yeah, best not to go with Mrs. Honey Badger.
23:57How about...
23:58The Badger's found the beaver.
24:00Let's just go with Nick's choosing his girlfriend.
24:02So, who's left?
24:03Brittany and Sophie.
24:04Which ones are they?
24:05Describe them, because I don't know.
24:07Sophie blonde, Brittany brunette.
24:09Ah.
24:09Let's start with the blonde.
24:11Harry high pants.
24:13What is going on?
24:15High waisted shorts.
24:16They're trendy.
24:17They're around the neck.
24:18Don't worry, they won't be there for long.
24:21Hello, hello.
24:23Oh, he's gone in.
24:25Shut up, Mum.
24:26After a quick blow dry, it's off to a rug, in time for Sophie to open up.
24:30I literally evaluate myself.
24:32Shit, Sophie's putting it out there.
24:33I'm obviously falling, like, in love with you.
24:37Now he's going to have to kiss her to shut her up.
24:40Talking's not my specialty.
24:42Kissing is.
24:43The next night, and the rug is now a couch, and we pick up the I love yous with Brittany.
24:48I'm falling in love with you.
24:49Everyone throws around the love word like it's a freaking lollipop or something.
24:55He's not into her.
24:57Oh, no.
24:58He's doing closed mouth kiss.
25:00Cow's bum.
25:01Cow's bum.
25:02Like cat's bum, I mean.
25:04A cow's bum.
25:04Imagine a cow's bum.
25:08Decision time.
25:09You reckon he's going to go blonde or brunette?
25:11I reckon he's going to go blonde.
25:13Oh, look at that bum.
25:15Holy shit on toast.
25:17Yeah, he's choosing Sophie.
25:19Sophie, 100%.
25:20I think she's the best choice.
25:23Here we go.
25:24So whoever gets out first is the loser.
25:27There's going to be dark head girl.
25:28Briggs.
25:29Brittany's gone.
25:31Here we go.
25:32Her tie is flat at the back.
25:37Oh, no.
25:40Dammit.
25:41I'm not able to wholeheartedly commit to you.
25:44Do you want a root though?
25:46Well, it wouldn't be The Bachelor without a happy ending.
25:49We've just hit the agony.
25:50It's almost time for the ecstasy, Simon.
25:51This is like the good bit.
25:52This is what makes Bachelor worth watching.
25:55The declaration of love.
25:56I've developed strong feelings for you, Brittany.
25:58Say love her.
25:58You have to.
25:59It's part of your contract to say I love you.
26:01You're an amazing woman.
26:02And I love you.
26:03When I say those three words.
26:06Say it.
26:07I want to really mean it.
26:10Listen to this music.
26:11It's just, it's just lifting.
26:14Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.
26:23I love you.
26:25I can't give 100% of me to you.
26:31What?
26:34What?
26:36What?
26:37What?
26:41This time has come to an end and let you go.
26:45What?
26:46What?
26:46He hasn't picked anyone.
26:51What?
26:52They both got dumped.
26:54The only thing more tragic than a broken heart is two broken hearts.
26:59You didn't pick me either.
27:01Why?
27:02You picked nobody.
27:03Oh, this is bloody funny shit, man.
27:06He's got to be very lost.
27:07I feel sorry for him.
27:09Five minutes ago, these women said, here's the best thing that ever walks the face.
27:12Now they're flipped the size.
27:14Oh, he's emotionally unstable.
27:15I don't know what he's looking for.
27:16Well, obviously it's not you.
27:19Trudging.
27:20That's a trudge.
27:20Mate, how long until this becomes a meme?
27:23I like him.
27:24Take your clothes off and go in the water.
27:39And I was in the bathroom with me.
27:41That's hilarious.
27:42One of the other secretaries.
27:45Someone went to the loo.
27:47Hang on, hang on, say.
27:48And I'm just talking to your ass.
27:50I know.
27:54Over the years, we've learned heaps from TV.
27:56From docos about the life of humans.
27:59I don't think there's a greater joy than your firstborn baby.
28:02Making Holly feel pretty good for this conversation.
28:04To docos about the life of...
28:05Monkey!
28:06Yes!
28:07Can I get a big cuddle like that?
28:09No.
28:10It was one of our youngest goggleboxes...
28:12Kangaroo!
28:13Not kangaroo.
28:14What's that?
28:15Dude!
28:15..that was always a fan fave...
28:17Look at that!
28:18..when it came to learning about animals.
28:20Dolphins.
28:21It's a whale.
28:22How does it feel to be corrected by a four-year-old?
28:24Not nice.
28:25And the learnings continued in 2023, with a fan-favourite moment involving her.
28:30Cow!
28:31Look at me!
28:32We've got a cow here that is obviously going to carve.
28:37Oh, don't tell me you're going to put your hand up.
28:38We're just going to help.
28:40What?
28:40Oh!
28:41Oh!
28:41Maybe take your bracelets off first, right?
28:43She's doing it with 5,000 bangles on her arm.
28:46She used to have 5,001 bangles on her arm.
28:49Cow walk around all here and jangle them.
28:50He's been on the way a little while.
28:52Oh, my goodness!
28:58It's having a baby!
29:00Do you want to block your eyes?
29:05Look how shocked he is.
29:06He's in shock!
29:10Is that the cow's vagina or no?
29:11Bessie, do you really know where babies come from?
29:14In the bone!
29:16Yeah.
29:29Hello.
29:30Can you bring a nice cube over here, please?
29:33Don't throw it!
29:35Oh!
29:37Holly!
29:39Holly!
29:44Oh, my God, that's my good glass, too!
29:50I've just raised a family of dickheads.
29:53From breaking glass to breaking records,
29:56in 2024,
29:58Holly Dalton gave us a memorable fan-fave moment
30:00during the quiz show...
30:02The 1% Club!
30:03I love this show!
30:04We've got 100 players!
30:06All right, here we go.
30:07This is the 90% question.
30:10All right, we should all get this right.
30:13Mia doesn't want to lose this game of noughts and crosses.
30:16Where should she place her next cross?
30:18You've got to, like...
30:20Your brain really has to think.
30:21What do you mean?
30:22It's noughts and crosses.
30:23B.
30:23Let's have a look at the answer.
30:25B.
30:26Easy shit, honestly.
30:28Oh, my God!
30:31The title of which popular song is indicated here?
30:35Eye of the Tiger.
30:36Eye of the Tiger!
30:38Can anyone tell me the band who played it?
30:39Who cares?
30:40What number would be next?
30:43Oh!
30:46Huh?
30:47I reckon it'll be 398.
30:50398!
30:51398!
30:52Look at Holly go!
30:53That is so good!
30:54I'm so proud of you, Holly!
30:56Why are you being so condescending as if I don't know anything?
30:59Which of these couples gets completely consumed by Valentine's Day?
31:04What is this question?
31:07This is hurting my brain.
31:08OK, so I think that Valentine's Day, if you spell it...
31:13Stephen Laney spells Valentine's Day.
31:16Stephen Laney?
31:17You're on it, Holly!
31:18Stephen Laney, it is an anagram of Valentine's Day...
31:22Anagram Holly!
31:23We're actually learning how you think, Holly.
31:26This is the 5% question.
31:30What three-letter word is missing from this unusual list?
31:37I don't know!
31:40So these are planets.
31:41So Neptune is the last one.
31:43What?
31:44Do you get it, Mum?
31:45No.
31:45Uranus!
31:46Mercury!
31:47Neptune!
31:48Oh!
31:49Where's Earth?
31:51A-R-T.
31:52A-R-T.
31:52Time is up.
31:53What's the answer?
31:55The answer is Earth.
31:56A-R-T!
31:59I've got an absolute one in a billion!
32:02Oh!
32:03Oh, my God!
32:04How does that mind work?
32:06You are the last two players standing, which means you both have a shot at the 1% question.
32:11OK, you're the 1%, Holly!
32:13No pressure, let's not talk.
32:14Bonnie is planning a heist.
32:16In a coded message, she instructs her accomplice about which type of escape vehicle to bring.
32:22What?
32:25I can literally see their brains calculating.
32:32Um, a sports car?
32:34Helicopter.
32:35Well, it says boat there.
32:36Gazebo.
32:37A top.
32:38Oh!
32:38I think she could be on it!
32:42Time is up.
32:43Shh!
32:43No, no, no, now I'm freaking out.
32:45The answer is boat.
32:47Boat!
32:48Boat!
32:50You absolute weirder!
32:54That's amazing that you can see that.
32:55That is amazing!
32:56People think, like, when they see things, they go, oh, that's it.
33:01It must be something like that.
33:03Whereas my brain's like, let's really think about it.
33:06Let's really work...
33:07I don't think you think before you speak half the time.
33:09Yeah.
33:09No, I don't.
33:10We've been looking for 20-something years, and now we've found it.
33:26What's that?
33:27A wedding invite.
33:28A wedding invite.
33:28Oh, wow.
33:29Is this for me, or do I get to bring a partner?
33:31No, this is for you.
33:32This is for you.
33:33There's no plus one.
33:34No plus one.
33:35There's no plus one.
33:36Who's your plus one?
33:37To put your mystery plus one on, it means someone's not getting invited.
33:40That we actually know.
33:43In 2017, we witnessed one of our favourite gogglebox moments.
33:47Gotta sit down and watch the news.
33:49It's Happy Gay Day.
33:50Australia votes yes to marriage equality.
33:53Yes!
33:54Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
33:55Yeah, amazing day today.
33:57Good evening.
33:57Welcome to the project.
33:58Look, it's all rainbows.
34:00God, it's such a beautiful day.
34:02Here is how it all played out.
34:03For the national result, yes responses, 7,817,247, representing 61.6% of clear responses.
34:13I just can't believe it.
34:14I actually felt proud today.
34:15Me too.
34:16I'm proud to be Australian today.
34:19It has brought happiness to a lot of people.
34:22Now my brother can get married if he wants to, my cousins, all, some of our favouritest
34:27people in the world can get married.
34:28I think it was interesting because it felt like a really terrible process had delivered
34:32a really tremendous moment.
34:33This is just 50 years of pent-up shame and shit.
34:38And finally today, you know, that whole fear that everyone hates you and doesn't accept
34:43you is not true.
34:45Magda Shabanski joins us now from Sydney.
34:48She's been a great spokesperson.
34:51When I think of the Yes campaign, I think of her.
34:53She must be over the moon.
34:54I feel like I've been run over by a big gay rainbow truck, but very happy.
34:57Don't you just love her?
34:59We are your brothers, your sisters, your friends, and I love the fact that it's actually
35:02been such a unifying thing.
35:04Oh my God.
35:05That's you.
35:05I think that's me.
35:06That's you.
35:07I thought you said you were by yourself.
35:10So instead you're getting on with a hot copper.
35:12I was crying, standing there crying, and this policeman walked up to me and goes,
35:18we're all here for you, and gave me a cuddle.
35:20That was very nice.
35:24It's a very joyful moment.
35:25Thank you, all of you.
35:26And the party continued in 2023 for a small, underrepresented, and often vilified group
35:32of Australians, soccer fans.
35:34When over four million of us got behind the Matildas.
35:38Tilly time, Tilly time.
35:40In their World Cup quarterfinal clash with France.
35:43I'm nervous.
35:44Amazing scenes at the Brisbane Stadium.
35:46For the Aussies.
35:48A chance for Australia to venture where they have never been before.
35:52Let's go.
35:53Early on, the French looked strong.
35:55It's Eddie Lesa-Mare opens the angle.
35:57Oh my God.
35:59But the Matildas kept asking questions.
36:03Go girls.
36:04And it's not cleared yet.
36:06Oh, what a save.
36:07But try as they might.
36:09A chance, Mary Fella.
36:10Oh.
36:11They couldn't break the French defence.
36:14Oh.
36:15With scores locked at nil all, it was time to bring out the big gun.
36:19Sam Kerr's in.
36:20The crowd's going to go berserk now.
36:21Yes.
36:22Woo, woo, woo.
36:23Sam Kerr, please score.
36:24Straight away into the action, Sam Kerr.
36:27Oh.
36:28Oh.
36:33But after 120 minutes.
36:35Let's go into penalties.
36:37Penalty shootout, I think, is the most savage thing in world sports.
36:41So much pressure.
36:42And the first penalty of the shootout.
36:44Oh.
36:45Yes.
36:46Come on.
36:47It was a strong start for the Tillys.
36:49Yeah.
36:51Listen to the crowd.
36:52But Leblur fought back.
36:54Straight is number seven.
36:56It was a superb save.
36:58The two teams went goal for goal in the longest shootout in World Cup history.
37:03And she sends it wide.
37:05Ha!
37:05In your face.
37:06But then it all came down to this.
37:09They are on the brink.
37:10Come on.
37:11Come on, come on, come on, come on.
37:12The weight of the nation is on your shoulders, baby.
37:16I don't want to watch this.
37:18You're going to have a freaking anxiety attack.
37:19From the spot.
37:20She sends it straight through.
37:22Yes!
37:23Yes!
37:24Look at this.
37:25She's gorgeous.
37:26I hate feeling these.
37:27Hold your breath.
37:29Yeah!
37:30They're just two steps away.
37:32They made it.
37:33They fucking made it.
37:34The Matildas, for the first time, are going to a World Cup semifinal.
37:39Yeah!
37:40We got it.
37:40It's not football.
37:41Soccer.
37:42Get off me.
37:43Like, the Matildas have been able to do something that no other sporting team has ever been able
37:48to do.
37:48Get me interested in a sport.
38:03At Nick and Milo's, the isolation is taking its toll.
38:06Alright, you ready?
38:07Ready?
38:07Mm-hmm.
38:09It's going straight in the bin.
38:12In 2020, something big happened, which meant we were all home in the Arvo.
38:17Times are desperate, Keith.
38:18And we fell in love with our favourite daytime drama.
38:21The Bold and the Beautiful!
38:23You know that this year has been a scooter to the ankle when you're watching Bold and
38:26the Beautiful.
38:28Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.
38:31Say face.
38:33I've been watching Bold and the Beautiful since I was born.
38:37If you haven't seen the show before...
38:39It used to be like...
38:40Brooke and Ridge get married.
38:41One girl is sleeping with another man's husband.
38:44Brooke and Ridge get divorced.
38:45The worst acting of all time.
38:46Brooke and Ridge get married.
38:47They go through affair plots like toilet paper.
38:49Brooke and Ridge get divorced.
38:51Speaking of Brooke...
38:52What the hell is this?
38:53What the hell is it?
38:54Brooke!
38:54It's the same actress.
38:56They've been there for 32 years.
38:58Please, let me explain.
39:00The last time I saw it, she was married to Ridge.
39:02No, she's married to him now.
39:03Who's he?
39:04That is Ridge, but he used to be played by a different actor.
39:07How could they have changed Ridge?
39:09It's a Ridge too far.
39:10You kissed Spencer.
39:11Oh, so she slept with someone.
39:12She's in the fear.
39:13You know how I feel about this guy.
39:15Guys, why is there so many people in the same room?
39:17Why is everyone standing and watching?
39:19Exactly.
39:19I'm sorry.
39:20No one's walking around.
39:21I don't know what to say to you anymore.
39:22What's Colonel Sanders doing in the background?
39:24Ridge, I was going to tell you.
39:26When?
39:26I wonder what they say to the ones that aren't talking.
39:28Just try and keep making faces.
39:29Bill was just trying to be a friend.
39:31The troubled look.
39:33You have to pretend it's not something really bad.
39:42You're going to explain it and everything's going to be how it was.
39:44It's not going to be how it was.
39:45Do you have any strepsules?
39:48Everything's changed now.
39:50Oh, dear Flamford, I just need something real quick.
39:53We've overcome so many things.
39:56My forehead still doesn't move.
39:58She's like one of those puppets where the bottom lip just moves.
40:01You know how much I love you.
40:03I was in a very vulnerable state.
40:06She'll be on as I said a word yet.
40:08Put your head down.
40:08Quick, put your head down.
40:09And it hurts me.
40:10See? See? See?
40:11That's what she does. She does that.
40:13You are who he wants. He doesn't want me.
40:16And cue.
40:18Brock was upset, so I listened to her.
40:22Bang!
40:24Yes!
40:26You betrayed your wife. You betrayed your sister.
40:28We traded the nine people in this room.
40:30Everyone's standing here.
40:32Don't ask me why there's nine people in this room.
40:33I don't know any of them.
40:37I haven't watched this show in 20 years,
40:39and I feel like I haven't missed a thing.
40:42We're going to have to watch it. This is it, mate.
40:44This is our new life now.
40:46I think I'll be busy tomorrow afternoon.
40:57When you think of Greece, what's the first thing that comes to your mind?
41:00Zeus.
41:01Olives.
41:02The economy is absolutely crumbling.
41:04Greek wrestling.
41:05Yogurt.
41:05The Coliseum?
41:07Mine's Tony Mockbell.
41:08The Greeks love to tell you about the Greeks.
41:10Oh, my God. Didn't the Greeks invent everything?
41:12We gave the world everything.
41:14Everything that the world has today, us Greeks.
41:17It's going to be an Arab and Greeks claiming...
41:19We invented everything!
41:20..that they made things that the lebs actually beat them to.
41:23We've given the world democracy,
41:25sex,
41:27uh,
41:27language,
41:29uh,
41:29I'm just trying to think what it...
41:33Um...
41:33..and pap smears.
41:35And another thing we have the Greeks to thank for
41:37is the word podiatric.
41:38Podiatric?
41:39Are we talking feet?
41:40You got it.
41:41So time to check out everyone's favourite gross-out medical program.
41:45My feet are killing me!
41:46In this Foxtel medical series,
41:48surgeons take on extreme examples of problem feet.
41:52Oh, this is going to be so grim.
41:54My name is Chris,
41:54and I'm here with my dad
41:56because he has the worst feet I've ever seen in my life.
41:59Please don't show us.
42:00No, no, no.
42:01Uh, if you're squeamish,
42:02you might want to look away now.
42:05Can't be that fat.
42:08Oh!
42:09Oh!
42:11Oh, please don't switch off.
42:14Bluey's up very soon.
42:15Holly taps out.
42:16Why are we watching this?
42:18This is the stuff they make you do in the interrogation room.
42:21Look, she's looking.
42:22How do you...
42:23How can you be okay with that?
42:23She loves it.
42:24It fascinates me.
42:26I remember when I was younger,
42:27he made me bite one off.
42:29What?
42:29He made his son bite one off?
42:31His son bite one off?
42:32This is going to require a surgery.
42:35How could you make a show like this?
42:38Good question.
42:38Here's our next patient.
42:40Why?
42:41Why?
42:41My name is Geoffrey Cox,
42:43and my toes look horrible.
42:46Been there, big fella.
42:47Can't be as bad as cheese feet.
42:49Give me a look.
42:51Oh!
42:52What are those?
42:54He's got a lot of fungus on his nails.
42:56Well, look at that.
42:58Put yourself back on.
42:59Put yourself back on.
42:59What can they do?
43:00Oh, if they were my toes,
43:01I would just consider amputation.
43:03All right, here we go.
43:04All right.
43:04Oh, no!
43:06Underneath the nail,
43:07you have a lot of stuff.
43:08The fungus there.
43:09Oh!
43:09Oh, my God!
43:11And it's moist.
43:12Don't say moist!
43:14I'm going to go ahead
43:14and dremel up these ones, okay?
43:16Get the chainsaw.
43:17You've got to grind down those nails.
43:19Oh!
43:20See, who watches this for a relaxing TV?
43:23Now that I've grounded down his toenails,
43:25it looks like a peak of normalcy.
43:28Oh!
43:28Now it's back to Basil and his crusty feet.
43:31Oh, no!
43:33Let's have a drink.
43:34God, you need something to watch this.
43:37Today's basal surgery,
43:38I'm pretty concerned,
43:39but I think I have a pretty good solution.
43:41Nurse, grab me the angle grinder.
43:44The time has come.
43:45I don't want to look at these bloody feet again.
43:48Oh!
43:49Oh!
43:50They're turning it into cheddar now!
43:52The antiseptic that we're putting on the foot right now
43:54is like Cheetos.
43:55Stop your lick off your fingers
43:56when you finish the Cheetos!
43:58Please stop talking about my favourite foods.
44:00All right, I'm going after this.
44:01All right, get ready.
44:03I mean, literally cutting through this.
44:05Oh!
44:06Oh, my God!
44:07How are you watching it?
44:08Right in this area.
44:09Yeah.
44:09No, you can't stand out. Look, look, look.
44:10Ah.
44:11Kate!
44:12That wasn't there before!
44:13We'll tell you when to come up.
44:14You can really see that pinpoint bleeding there.
44:17That looks like a wart.
44:18Ah.
44:18Don't you dare drop it on the camera.
44:20Oh, my God!
44:21This floor is going to be destroyed.
44:23You can melt that and make a good toasty.
44:25Stop!
44:25Oh, my God!
44:26Ah.
44:27OK, you can look now.
44:28It's over.
44:30Oh, that was disgusting.
44:31I can't wait now to see the finish.
44:33Oh.
44:34Yeah, great.
44:35Looks so much better.
44:36Yeah.
44:36I still can't believe you made me put my mouth on that.
44:39Ah!
44:41I'm glad that's over.
44:42That was fantastic.
44:43I'll have a nightmare over this tonight.
45:00Hello.
45:02Yes.
45:03Yes.
45:06Yeah.
45:07And who are you?
45:09Who is it?
45:10And I'm just going to give you some information over the phone?
45:14Normally.
45:15What?
45:16Oh, mate.
45:16Shove it up your ass.
45:17I'm not telling you nothing.
45:19Tonight.
45:20I love Trouble Guides.
45:22Of all the shows that use ordinary Australians to give their opinion about stuff, Trouble Guides
45:26is definitely a fan favourite.
45:28If you want to be on TV, you want to be on this one.
45:31I wonder if they've got the same people on this year.
45:33Those people include the posh, hard-to-please older couple.
45:37This is the sophisticated pair.
45:39It was boring.
45:39It's okay in small doses.
45:41Yeah.
45:41Very small doses.
45:43Then you have a boisterous family of four with a loud outspoken daughter.
45:46They're my favourite family.
45:48Throw in these guys from the Indian subcontinent.
45:51Oh, my gosh!
45:52And the new guys who have grown up in Australia but have family ties to China.
45:56War Adalia ran.
45:58What?
45:59Those are not words.
46:00Well, if you didn't like those words, you might not like these ones.
46:04It's a little poo restaurant.
46:06Oh, my God.
46:06We're sitting on a toilet.
46:08Does that mean you can just go to the toilet when you're sitting there?
46:11I hope so.
46:12Are there any specials?
46:13Special?
46:14Oh, poo meatballs.
46:15Who meatballs?
46:17You're shitting me, aren't you?
46:18Yeah.
46:18No, they're not.
46:19Or are they?
46:21I'm going to poop and do more.
46:22Oh, yeah!
46:23Oh!
46:24Oh!
46:25Oh!
46:30Then, in 2018, the travel guides also took us to...
46:34Yes!
46:34Bali!
46:35So, we're in Bali, are we?
46:36Yeah, it's full of bogans.
46:38I just got back.
46:39And it was fan favourites, the Friend family, who once again made us...
46:43Oh!
46:44And white as well!
46:46Oh, my shit!
46:49Look at him, look!
46:51He's going to work really with his family?
46:54I hope he's got some suntan cream on that boy.
46:56He's going to be bright pink by tonight.
46:58I reckon you kids would really like it just a week in Bali.
47:01It's really good.
47:01I'm going there in June, July.
47:03Who said?
47:14If his name starts with J, better stay the hell away.
47:17Don't you know J's in your life unless his name is Jesus Christ.
47:19If he takes you on your phone, tell him to leave your house alone.
47:22If his name starts with J, go.
47:31Mom!
47:36Dad!
47:42Bingo!
47:43Back in 2024, over 2 million of us watched the fan favourite...
47:47Bluey!
47:49I love Bluey!
47:51This is one of my favourite shows.
47:53Gab and I don't have kids, but we will watch Bluey.
47:55This episode of Bluey is called The Sign.
47:58Is this the 28 minute episode that everyone's just gone crazy about?
48:01I don't really know anything about Bluey.
48:04We've got the Healer family living in Brisbane.
48:06It's funny, it's charming, it's Australian.
48:09This will hit you in all your feels.
48:11Oh, sorry.
48:13And this episode is a poignant one for Bluey fans,
48:16as the Healer family is looking to sell its beloved home.
48:19What?
48:20What?
48:20They're moving out of their family home.
48:24High cost of living is even hitting Bluey.
48:26Dad's got a new job in another city.
48:28Did you feel sad when we sold our last house?
48:30I was absolutely distraught.
48:32We moved three suburbs.
48:34But Bluey is determined to keep the family home.
48:36Well, then you need to get rid of that sign.
48:39Then the house won't be for selling anymore.
48:42Makes sense to me.
48:43You think I want to move?
48:45You took your first steps in that house.
48:48Aww.
48:49Made me think of like, we'll have to move out of our home that Celia took her first steps in.
48:54You're like, ah, Bluey, what are you doing to me?
48:58Banditas!
48:59The big B!
49:00Bandito!
49:01Body Realtors, shut up!
49:03I actually don't know if I can handle if they move.
49:05Okay, so is there something I need to sign?
49:07Aww.
49:08Oh, it's so old.
49:09Bluey's moving.
49:10I feel it in the morning.
49:13I feel how low it looks.
49:16What's he doing?
49:17Oh, he's taking a phone call.
49:18Sail falls through.
49:20He took the sticker off.
49:21Didn't go through.
49:22Yes!
49:23You were always there.
49:25Oh, they're not going to sell it.
49:27I don't think they're moving.
49:28He's taking out the sign.
49:29Come on, Bandit Healer, you beautiful bastard.
49:33Into.
49:33They're staying!
49:34We're staying.
49:35Yes!
49:36I show her in.
49:38Aww.
49:39This is beautiful.
49:40You're crying.
49:41Of course I'm crying.
49:44Everywhere I was.
49:46They're back in their home.
49:48You can move out of a house, Bill, but you can't move out of a home.
49:51Forever.
49:57It's alright, mate.
50:04Oh, my gosh.
50:05Bloody hell.
50:06So Bluey's here to stay.
50:08Bluey's not going anywhere.
50:11Good night.
50:12Good night.
50:12That's good night, Neil.
50:14It's time.
50:14Off the bed.
50:15I'm exhausted.
50:16Next time you see me, I'll be your dad.
50:18No way.
50:19That's right, buddy.
50:19That's crazy.
50:20Hold that fort.
50:22Let's get another bit.
50:27Ow!
50:28The wall's been here for years, Kate.
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