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00:00:00Oh man, no amoy kulob ang damit.
00:00:04Charm Fabcon, bangun kumaka-bloom.
00:00:07With Bloomfresh Technology.
00:00:10Ang sampay sa loob, no amoy kulob.
00:00:12Sa Charm Fabcon.
00:00:14ACS.
00:00:27Why are you going to leave me?
00:00:28If you're planning to take her away from me,
00:00:32I won't think twice to give you a scrumptious death.
00:00:39It's open to all of the sweet.
00:00:41I'm going to eat it.
00:00:42They're Perouge.
00:00:44Do you need me, ma'am?
00:00:46I need to be a perfect wife.
00:00:47Why do we have a endearment?
00:00:49Are you going to be a mess?
00:00:50I'm going to be a girl.
00:00:53Good morning, Chiyoswabo.
00:00:56Can you act like a real CEO?
00:00:57What is this all about, Mr. Roswell?
00:01:00What the?
00:01:01You are the owner of this restaurant.
00:01:04Huh?
00:01:05Ako?
00:01:06What the hell are you doing?
00:01:08Ah!
00:01:08Oi!
00:01:09Wag!
00:01:09Oh my God!
00:01:11What?
00:01:12What are you doing?
00:01:12You're going to see the yellow.
00:01:14Why are you eating?
00:01:14I have something important to ask you.
00:01:16What?
00:01:17Do you know what the meaning of the word mafia is?
00:01:20Are they going to die by a person?
00:01:22Why, Jake?
00:01:22Are you going to be a mafia?
00:01:27Everyone who's involved in the mafia is expected to follow one rule, to survive.
00:01:34That's why they always need to be kind and ruthless.
00:01:44What do you mean by the mafia and criminals?
00:01:51Yeah, if you want to put it that way, sure.
00:01:55But they're like a family that lives by a code.
00:02:01Are they going to die by a person?
00:02:03Yeah.
00:02:05If they have to defend themselves.
00:02:07Eh, they're like a criminal.
00:02:10They're like a criminal.
00:02:13But they do what they have to do in order to survive.
00:02:18Even if they're going to die by a person, they're like, they don't have a body.
00:02:24They're like, they're going to do something like that.
00:02:27They're like, they're going to do something like that.
00:02:44They're like, they're going to do something like that.
00:03:20So, what if you met someone from the mafia?
00:03:27What are you going to do?
00:03:28Siyempre, lalayo ako.
00:03:30Ayaw ko makakailangan ng mga ganong tao.
00:03:33Ayaw ko sa mga masasamang ugali.
00:03:36Hindi pa naiisip ng mga ganong tao na
00:03:38ang daming tao na libo-libong ginagasas sa hospital para lang mabuhay.
00:03:44Tapos mong mga kagaya nila na kumapatay lang ng tao.
00:03:50So, lalayoan mo.
00:03:52Oo.
00:03:53Hindi talaga katanggap-tanggap yung mga ganong kwasing tao.
00:03:56Mga walang kingsu yung mga ganong jik.
00:03:59Sa mantao sila.
00:04:01So, anong nakakatakot, no?
00:04:03Maka mama, sakpan pa niya lang ako, no?
00:04:07Mga walang kingsu yung mga ganong jik.
00:04:27Mga walang kingsu yung mga ganong jik.
00:04:36Bakit mo natanong?
00:04:38Anong kong nalaban lang sa Roswell Corporation?
00:04:43Nothing.
00:04:48Ginawang pala eh.
00:04:50Ay, alam mo kung anong bagay sa'yo?
00:04:52Ang bagay sa'yo ay tilapia.
00:04:55Tilapia.
00:04:59Ay, ilaw mo nga pala eh.
00:05:02Huwag pala yan, huwag pala yan.
00:05:08Uy, okay talang?
00:05:11Gusto mo mapapakaroon naman mo?
00:05:17Uy, dong.
00:05:18Laka.
00:05:19Uy, alas ka na?
00:05:21Hindi pa nga nang obos to. Ang dami nito, huwoy!
00:05:26Huwag pala yan, huwag pala yan, huwag pala yan, huwag pala yan, huwag pala yan, huwag pala yan, huwag pala
00:05:30yan, huwag pala yan. huwag pala yan. huwag pala yan. huwag pala yan. huwag pala yan. huwag pala yan. huwag
00:05:32pala yan. huwag pala yan. huwag pala yan. huwag pala yan. huwag pala yan. huwag pala yan. huwag pala yan.
00:05:34huwag pala yan. huwag pala yan. huwag pala yan. huwag pala yan. huwag pala yan. huwag pala yan. huwag pala
00:05:47yan. huwag pala yan. huwag pala yan. huwag pala yan. huwag pala yan. huwag pal
00:06:01Do you want to leave your incorporation with Amy?
00:06:09Yes.
00:06:13You're going to have a business meeting.
00:06:17You're going to send a representative.
00:06:20Don't underestimate my wife.
00:06:27You're going to have a problem with the corporation.
00:06:40I tried to tell her.
00:06:43Mr. Russell, what did you say?
00:06:48I tried to tell her about the mafia.
00:06:53Fuck!
00:07:03Uh, wow.
00:07:11I guess if you explain to her,
00:07:15kung paano tayo nakarating dito,
00:07:19sigurado naman maintindihan niya.
00:07:23Karamiang at medyo mahaga pa eh.
00:07:27Mas mabuti ko lang munang alam si Amy tungkol sa mafia.
00:07:34I have killed hundreds of dumbasses.
00:07:41Do you really think she'll be able to understand and accept that crap?
00:07:53Mr. Russell, right?
00:07:56Mr. Russell, right?
00:07:57Sigurado ko, take time.
00:08:06Mr. Russell.
00:08:08Mr. Russell, right?
00:08:15I just want to be fucking honest with her.
00:08:19Mr. Russell!
00:08:21Mr. Russell, right?
00:08:22Did you say something?
00:08:25Huh?
00:08:27Saan do ba pinamahin ka na naraalak?
00:08:33Mr. Roswell,
00:08:36do what you think is best.
00:08:39Hmm?
00:08:53Teka,
00:08:55umuwi na si Ami sila.
00:08:58Sino kaya yun?
00:09:02Hindi kaya madanakaw ko.
00:09:18Ay!
00:09:21Ay!
00:09:22Ay!
00:09:23Naku!
00:09:24Gusto mo itong awo ko ng ambulance?
00:09:26Sumagot ka!
00:09:28Sumagot ka!
00:09:29Okay lang pa ako.
00:09:31Okay lang pa ako.
00:09:35Ay!
00:09:38Dinulat mo ba?
00:09:39Eh, ano ba kasi ginagawa mo dito?
00:09:41Di ba dapat doon ka mauwi sa bahay ng asawa mo?
00:09:46Hindi kasi...
00:09:48Hmm.
00:09:48May LQ kayo, no?
00:09:52Paano mo nalaman?
00:09:55Alam ko na yan.
00:09:57Ganyan ang buhay may asawa.
00:10:00Eh...
00:10:01Oh, May.
00:10:04Matutulang hindi ko talaga alam kung may LQ talaga kami.
00:10:07Kasi kanina kumakain lang naman kami, tapos bagla siya nag-walk out.
00:10:12Ano pa kinakain niyo?
00:10:14Ay!
00:10:15Meron akong picture.
00:10:17Pakita ko sa'yo.
00:10:20Kaya, no?
00:10:22Kaya, no?
00:10:24Hindi kaya nag-LBM tong asawa mo?
00:10:27Eh, mga hilaw tong mga to eh!
00:10:30Hmm!
00:10:30Ahoy!
00:10:31Nakakadami ka na, Mami ha!
00:10:34Baby A!
00:10:35Ano ka ba?
00:10:36Bakit mag pinakain ng hilaw tong asawa mo?
00:10:38Hindi kita pinalaki ng ganyan!
00:10:40Alam mo, dapat dito nalang kayo kumain.
00:10:43Dito, walang hilaw.
00:10:45Lahat, ihaw!
00:10:48Eh, yun lang nga.
00:10:50Ang kulit kasi ayaw makinig eh!
00:10:52Sinasabiyan ko yun eh.
00:10:56Sanlila, sanlila.
00:10:57Ano mo yung tinex mo sakin na tungkol sa pagpanggap ng mong CEO?
00:11:01Ah!
00:11:02Magsastart yun pag alis ni Zeke bukas.
00:11:06Gusto mo tulungan kita?
00:11:07Ah!
00:11:08Ah!
00:11:08Ah!
00:11:08Oh, may tatalawan mo ko?
00:11:10Of course!
00:11:12But I'm warning you.
00:11:14I have no patience when it comes to inadequacy.
00:11:21Inadequacy?!
00:11:22So, you better get ready.
00:11:25Ay!
00:11:26Ang bongga mo!
00:11:27Ang galing mo!
00:11:31Pero bago yan, Mami.
00:11:33Tulungan mo mo lang ako mag-efect ko.
00:11:35Anong magandang piss off ng Kelsey?
00:11:45Mhmh.
00:11:51Ooh!
00:12:20What's that?
00:12:22Hey, what are you doing?
00:12:29Look.
00:12:38What are you doing?
00:12:52I'm sorry.
00:13:01Okay.
00:13:06Stop mo na ulit kagawin yun, ha?
00:13:09Huwag ka na ulit kumain ng mga hilaw na kagkain.
00:13:14Pag ginawa mo ulit yung magagalit na talaga ako sa'yo.
00:13:23Huwag ka talagang nagkasakit.
00:13:27Kalim na mga i-box mo mukha ka ng panda.
00:13:31Dapat i-demanda natin yung restaurant na yun, eh.
00:13:34Demanda natin yun!
00:13:38Pag dinimanda pala natin, eh, dinimanda ko yung sarili ko.
00:13:41Ako pala may ari lang, no?
00:13:44Uy!
00:13:45Uy!
00:13:46Uy!
00:13:52Uy, ito, okay ka lang?
00:13:55Uy, tatawag na ba ako ng doktor?
00:14:00Nakakain mo ng hilaw yan, eh. Ang kulit mo kasi!
00:14:04Fuck!
00:14:05Alam mo, tamat, dehydrated ka na.
00:14:07Dapat nabirin ka lang sa maraming tubig.
00:14:11Uy!
00:14:14Nakakain ka ka?
00:14:16Okay, I'm okay.
00:14:22Shit!
00:14:24Shit daw.
00:14:27Malala talaga yata yung LVM niya.
00:14:40Tawang-tawa?
00:14:44Wait.
00:14:47Make him laugh?
00:14:51Pag-apat yung sa 10 ways to be a perfect wife!
00:14:57Sabi ko na ngabi, eh. Perfect ako, eh!
00:15:07Sabi ko na ngabi, eh. Perfect ako, eh!
00:15:09Ano na?
00:15:14Ugal mo dun, ah!
00:15:18Ano, kamusta na ba yung pakiramdam mo?
00:15:22Magsalita ka naman.
00:15:24Nakaalala na ako, eh.
00:15:26Mamatay ka na ba?
00:15:28Ano, tatawag na ba ako ng...
00:15:29Nang albularyo?
00:15:31Nang...
00:15:32Nang veterinaryo?
00:15:33Ang balsamador?
00:15:34Ano, sabihin mo?
00:15:38Ala?
00:15:43Mental...
00:15:44Mental hospital.
00:15:47Nababaliw na yung asawa ko, eh.
00:15:50Di ka ka lang ako hanapin yung...
00:15:51Di ka lang ko hanapin yung contact number moment.
00:15:58Stay near.
00:16:10Iyak.
00:16:18Nang balsam.
00:16:20Iyak.
00:16:20Iyak ati ko no mo ya.
00:16:24Mung in.
00:16:25No.
00:16:26Iyak!
00:16:27Iyak.
00:16:27In!
00:16:27Iyak!
00:16:27Iyak.
00:16:28Iyak.
00:16:30Can you tell me something about yourself?
00:16:38Why didn't you talk to a banana split?
00:16:44Hey, baby.
00:16:45Do you want to talk to me?
00:16:49You know what's the banana split?
00:16:53You're talking about gender.
00:16:58Maybe they'll have a period of time.
00:17:03I'm glad that I bought the banana split.
00:17:05It's safe.
00:17:09I'm waiting.
00:17:13Toy!
00:17:14You know, you've asked me before.
00:17:16You've asked me before.
00:17:17You've never talked to me.
00:17:18I'm going to talk to you.
00:17:21Why did you talk to me?
00:17:24Because, you know, she told me.
00:17:28You're a good one.
00:17:29All right?
00:17:31I'm a good one.
00:17:33You're a good one.
00:17:36You're a good one.
00:17:37Let's try.
00:17:37Zeke.
00:17:38Zeke.
00:17:39Ano?
00:17:40You're going to do something.
00:17:42Ano?
00:17:43You're going to use the drugs of the problem.
00:17:47All right!
00:17:48Oh, boy!
00:17:49You're already editing.
00:17:50It's a bit sick.
00:17:52You're switching.
00:17:52You're all right?
00:17:55You're cute.
00:17:56You're beautiful, hobby.
00:17:56If you're weird,
00:18:00you should get lost.
00:18:04What?
00:18:04You're a good one.
00:18:06Zeke.
00:18:06You're cute.
00:18:08Zeke.
00:18:09Don't.
00:18:13Hubby.
00:18:13What?
00:18:15Okay, I'm sorry.
00:18:18Why do you want to call you so cute?
00:18:21Okay, since now, I'm so angry.
00:18:30Can you tell me something about yourself?
00:18:34About your family and everything?
00:18:38What do you want to know?
00:18:40Oh, because you don't have social media.
00:18:45Why do you want to know?
00:18:47I'm going to be able to update it.
00:18:49I'm going to post a post.
00:18:51I want you to know.
00:18:52I don't want you to know.
00:18:53I want you to know in person.
00:18:56Like for instance, where's your dad?
00:19:01I've met your mom, but I've never met him.
00:19:09Hmm?
00:19:15Daddy?
00:19:20That...
00:19:23That's my dad, Zeke.
00:19:27He died before I was born.
00:19:32That's my mother's story.
00:19:36He died?
00:19:38Uh-huh.
00:19:42Ah-hm.
00:19:46Bye, ma'am.
00:19:48Bye.
00:19:53Bye, ma'am.
00:20:02Bye.
00:20:03Bye.
00:20:05Bye.
00:20:08Because the people who died, they're not hurting them.
00:20:18They don't know that the people who left, they're hurting them.
00:20:26They're hurting them.
00:20:35They're hurting them all.
00:20:42You, Madzy?
00:20:56Is it your family?
00:20:58Do you believe me?
00:21:01Because I don't see any pictures of them.
00:21:05They're not there anymore.
00:21:10Yeah.
00:21:14They're also good.
00:21:20My dad, Christoph.
00:21:23He was so strict with me.
00:21:27My mom, Elizabeth.
00:21:31She was the best lady ever born.
00:21:34Her hugs and kisses were my favorite form of therapy before.
00:21:38She always takes good care of her family.
00:21:41She was the perfect mother to me.
00:21:45The perfect wife to my dad.
00:21:48What?
00:21:50Sayang hindi kami nag-meet na tita, no?
00:21:53Pwede pala ako magpaturo sa kanya.
00:22:06I will never forget the day I last saw her.
00:22:17I was eight years old.
00:22:20My dad was away from a business trip.
00:22:23All the maids were on leave.
00:22:27Kamilang ni Mami yung nasa bahay.
00:22:30And one fucking night,
00:22:33I heard her scream at the top of her lungs.
00:22:40Asking for help.
00:22:43I rushed to the bedroom,
00:22:46calling out all the saints in my head.
00:22:49I was just standing there.
00:22:51I...
00:22:53I didn't do anything.
00:22:56It's like my feet were nailed onto the floor.
00:23:03I was just standing there.
00:23:04Nakita mo lahat yun?
00:23:07Pati yung mga itsura nila.
00:23:12No.
00:23:15I didn't see their faces.
00:23:24Wait a minute,
00:23:25Ay yun, Siy?
00:23:27Quento ka lang, nandika lang ako.
00:23:37Sabihin mo sakin lahat.
00:23:39Kasi...
00:23:40Ganun yung perfect wave eh.
00:23:42Kailangan alam niya lahat ng tungkol sa asama niya.
00:23:51You and your fucking husband
00:23:53were both responsible for Aliana and Sylvia's deaths.
00:23:59And now, we're almost even.
00:24:04That's what the bastard said
00:24:05before I shot my mom.
00:24:10Huh?
00:24:16Aliana at Sylvia?
00:24:20Hindi pa sabihin.
00:24:24Ang mami ko si Aliana at si Tita Sylvia ay...
00:24:29Maraming kapangalan?
00:24:31Oh my God!
00:24:35Maraming parang yung kapangalan.
00:24:44After mam died,
00:24:47my dad became distant.
00:24:51We never had the chance to talk about that fucking what night.
00:24:58And five years ago,
00:25:02he died in an accident.
00:25:05Well, that's what everybody thinks.
00:25:09Just a fucking accident.
00:25:14So...
00:25:15Pinatay din yung tatay mo?
00:25:19Yeah.
00:25:21And that was the time our corporation got nearly bankrupt.
00:25:31I was left with no choice.
00:25:35I needed to manage it
00:25:38in that fucking muff.
00:25:52I will never rest
00:25:55until I avenge both of them.
00:25:58I will make sure
00:26:01that the people who hurt my family
00:26:05will regret they were even born to this world.
00:26:24What the hell?
00:26:27Bakit ka nakaiga d'yan?
00:26:29This is my fucking room!
00:26:32Okay.
00:26:42It was my fucking room.
00:26:50Dreaming of Mia.
00:26:57Sabi ko, sakai.
00:27:12Boy, bye-bye.
00:27:30Boy, bye-bye.
00:28:27Boy, bye-bye.
00:28:33Amy?
00:28:44Amy?
00:28:57Amy?
00:29:01Amy?
00:29:07Amy?
00:29:09Amy?
00:29:10Amy?
00:29:11Amy?
00:29:13Amy?
00:29:13Amy?
00:29:40Amy?
00:29:41Amy?
00:29:41Amy?
00:29:42Sorry kasi.
00:29:43Hindi ko na mo kasi alam na bawal pala lalagyan ng foil yung loob ng microwave eh.
00:29:47Sumabog?
00:29:48Ito walang ganyan kasi sa amin eh.
00:29:50Alam mo naman?
00:29:51Ayaw girlies kami na mami.
00:29:53Amy?
00:29:58Amy?
00:29:59Damn!
00:30:00You almost gave me a heart attack.
00:30:02Fuck!
00:30:04Sorry nga.
00:30:07But are you okay?
00:30:09Nasakta nga ba?
00:30:11Okay ka lang?
00:30:17What?
00:30:19Wait, wait.
00:30:20Why are you acting like that?
00:30:22Hmm?
00:30:23Ano?
00:30:23Hey.
00:30:26So at least kaya ko na hindi buwababa ka na wala kang dami.
00:30:30Good morning, hamster!
00:30:33Ano pong nangyari?
00:30:34Mga ate.
00:30:35Patulong naman na maglinis dito.
00:30:37Sige po.
00:30:38Para mapagluto nisiin.
00:30:43Sige po.
00:30:44Ibiginat ka.
00:30:45Okay.
00:30:46Magagawa ko kapay.
00:30:47Sige, magluto ka na.
00:31:05Oh, sayang, pinakala.
00:31:09Malaga.
00:31:18Mga.
00:31:19Huwzik?
00:31:22Sakit ka pa ba?
00:31:26Bakit?
00:31:28Tapan ka pa.
00:31:29Tawa ng tawa tsaka ng ngiti ng ngiti.
00:31:30Hey, I guess you're going to be mad.
00:31:35Boy!
00:31:37Mmm.
00:31:38Is it good?
00:31:40No.
00:31:43No!
00:31:44No!
00:31:44It's good!
00:31:51It's good.
00:31:53It's good.
00:31:53And if it's not good, it's almost all you have to lose.
00:32:05Excuse me.
00:32:07Mmm.
00:32:16Fiona.
00:32:18How are you?
00:32:19Hi, hon.
00:32:20I just wanted to know what time I'm flying up to Hawaii.
00:32:23I'm so excited to see you.
00:32:2510 p.m.
00:32:27Aw, it's so cold.
00:32:29By the way,
00:32:31I got something to tell you,
00:32:33but now,
00:32:33what's the thing with them,
00:32:34for a surprise?
00:32:39I miss you, hon.
00:32:41Didn't you miss me?
00:32:46First, I...
00:32:47I miss you.
00:32:48Good.
00:32:50Well, have a safe trip, hon.
00:32:52I love you.
00:32:56Hon?
00:32:57Ugh.
00:33:00I love you.
00:33:29You're okay?
00:33:30Huh?
00:33:31Yeah.
00:33:36Can we do this again?
00:33:38It's a good bacon.
00:33:41You're going to be a good bacon.
00:33:43It's a good bacon.
00:34:00It was Fiona.
00:34:03What was that?
00:34:06About the phone call earlier.
00:34:09I'm guessing you heard me.
00:34:15I was talking to Fiona.
00:34:20Ah.
00:34:23Yung...
00:34:23Sinabihan mo ng I miss you,
00:34:26at saka I love you too, hubby,
00:34:28yun ba yun?
00:34:28Shit.
00:34:30Narinig mo yun?
00:34:33Shit daw?
00:34:37Tapos pinagpapawisan siya?
00:34:39LBM na naman ba ito?
00:34:43Tsaka ano yung tinatanong niya?
00:34:45Nanarinig ko daw?
00:34:46Oh.
00:34:47Magpaka wala pa siya?
00:34:51I'm asking you,
00:34:53if you heard the call.
00:34:55Ah!
00:34:57Ayun pala!
00:34:59Akala ko kasi na pa,
00:35:01you know,
00:35:02na nandito sa kotse,
00:35:03del sa LBM.
00:35:05Ayun ba?
00:35:06Oo dong, narinig ko yun.
00:35:07Kinabahan mo ako eh,
00:35:09kasi akala ko si Mu yung kausap mo.
00:35:11Si Fiona pala.
00:35:13Tsirwil.
00:35:22Ayun.
00:35:27Ayun.
00:35:28Ayun.
00:35:44Ayun.
00:35:46Ayun.
00:35:49Ayun aa.
00:35:54Avangun.
00:35:55Siı.
00:35:57Ayun.
00:36:01Ayun.
00:36:03Ayun.
00:36:09Eis amendments.
00:36:10Ayun yung ra Nebraska sana.
00:36:11Ayun.
00:36:13Ayun yung bin yung hun.
00:36:14Ayun.
00:36:14Ayun anayun.
00:36:15Ayun toki.
00:36:15Ayun.
00:36:15Ayun amore.
00:36:24I'm here.
00:36:25I'm here.
00:36:27I'm here.
00:36:30I'm here.
00:36:31We're here.
00:36:31We're here.
00:36:33We're here.
00:36:33We're here.
00:36:37Hey!
00:36:39This is the most fun of your honeymoon
00:36:41on your own.
00:36:42That's it!
00:36:44There's nothing else.
00:36:46I'll claim it!
00:36:47I'm free!
00:36:55Yay!
00:36:58I'm here!
00:37:00I'm here!
00:37:00I'm here!
00:37:04I'm here!
00:37:07I'm here!
00:37:08I'm here!
00:37:10I'm here!
00:37:13I'm here!
00:54:18Next time,
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