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00:02The Lion's Sea
00:02In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion's sea tonight
00:09In the jungle, the flying lion's sea tonight
00:11Whatever it is we're waiting for, it better be bloody worth it
00:15There's a ton of paparazzi in the park
00:20Mr. Tampon! Mr. Tampon!
00:22Mr. Tampon!
00:25Sorry, Daisy, but my mother had a bit of a tan
00:27It was quite a long night.
00:29I think Titania's arriving
00:33I think perhaps Audrey's gone too far this time
00:40Who are you playing?
00:42Hermia
00:43I thought you'd be playing the pretty one
00:44Oh!
00:56Nice touch for the photographer
00:58Isn't that joke?
01:13Another nail in the Ventura coffee
01:15Oh!
01:16Oh!
01:16Oh!
01:16Oh!
01:18Oh!
01:29Oh!
01:30Oh!
01:31Oh!
01:32Oh!
01:45Oh!
01:46What are you doing?
01:47The board was exceptional
01:48Well, I told you she would be an entirely authentic performer
01:51As if she's lived it all before
01:53As if she's lived it all before
01:53Thank you for telling me to hire her
01:55Oh!
01:56I'd be lost without you Donny
01:57I'd be lost without you Donny
02:10What are you doing?
02:12Getting into bed
02:13Sorry, Declan
02:14I'm back for work, not for you
02:15You were telling me I'm not welcome in my own bed
02:18Anything else you want to take while you're at it?
02:20I'm not taking anything that wasn't already mine
02:22It's my house too, remember?
02:24I decorated it
02:25Yeah
02:25I know
02:27I'm still paying the bills
02:32Close the door!
02:40Morning, Susie
02:41Hi
02:42Morning, Mrs. Barriger
02:44Here you go
02:46Can you please not broadcast the fact that I've forgotten my scripts?
02:49Okay, well I have to get back
02:51I'm waiting for the call from Carol
02:52Uh-huh
02:54The call back publishers
02:56The bidding war on my book
02:57Where's the bill?
02:58What bank then?
02:59My parka
03:00So I can make notes
03:01What?
03:01This is a rehearsal, Lizzie
03:02You have to make notes about my character
03:03You say you're a writer
03:05Can you please write things down if you can't remember them?
03:07I don't know why too many of you even asked you to do this on my stream
03:09You're not an actor
03:09The pony asked me to do this because I am the face of Carino
03:12I mean, Lizzie, for once
03:13Could you please at least try and be supportive of my career?
03:19I can't feel sorry for being married to that
03:24Thank you
03:28Methinks, Mistress, you should have little reason for that
03:31And yet to say the truth
03:32Oh!
03:33We're rehearsing
03:33Sorry
03:34I forgot my notes
03:36Methinks, Mistress, you should have little reason for that
03:39And yet to say the truth
03:41Costume is saying nipples or...
03:43No nipples.
03:44Nipples!
03:47Charles says nipples!
03:48It's like fucking Piccadilly service in here.
03:49I know. I'm sorry. Please, continue.
03:51Well, I've lost it now. I'll try and find him.
03:55I'm the most beautiful creature you ever saw.
03:59There he is.
04:00Methinks, mistress, you should have little reason for that.
04:03And yet, to say the truth, reason and love keep...
04:06Sorry, Charles, but Andrew needs the mattress.
04:08For fuck's sake!
04:10Please.
04:13Brilliant.
04:15Absolutely brilliant.
04:16Sorry.
04:18Sorry.
04:19Sorry, Charles, sorry.
04:20Actually, Charles, what do you think about going a bit further with this scene, sexually speaking?
04:25Yes.
04:25I think less is more, don't you, Charles?
04:28I think we imply, not do.
04:32Okay, well, I'll leave this in your capable hands, Charles.
04:35Just say the word, and I will happily oblige.
04:38Good drink.
04:43Good drink.
04:44Excellent work, everyone.
04:49Charles, you'll make sure I don't look foolish up there, won't you?
04:53Darling, you've never looked foolish a day in your life.
04:55I'm serious, Charles.
04:58I'm not as, I'm not as young as I once was.
05:01My darling, your beauty is like a Shakespearean sonnet, perfectly composed and internal.
05:11But the big problem is, does anyone really give a fuck about poetry?
05:16It's not just about poetry, is it?
05:18It's about power and fate, patriotism and love.
05:22And sex.
05:23But we wouldn't actually get to see any sex.
05:24No, but it'll be described by the sexiest man in England.
05:28You know, Ward Gawne and Yeats had an unbridled passion, unlike anything we've ever seen before on television.
05:34Describing all its lurid details.
05:36Every kiss, every fuck, every tortured moment of unrequited love.
05:44Great.
05:45Well, as long as you keep the tash and you don't skimp on the sex, you've got yourselves a Channel
05:494 commission.
05:51How soon can you deliver?
05:52Hello, Clara.
05:54What are these reprobates trying to sell you?
05:56I'm not trying to fob you off at the Beeb's sloppy seconds, are they?
05:59I doubt the Beeb could have handled what these two are selling.
06:01If you need a reference for Cameron, we should let her know.
06:04I'm terribly sorry, Tony, but we're all booked up.
06:06Oh, no, we aren't staying.
06:08No, I'm just picking out Clara.
06:09We're going to the White Elephant.
06:10Have you booked your seats to see your lovely wife in the show yet?
06:15Not yet.
06:16Oh, and hurry up, you're going like hotcakes.
06:19She's a great talent.
06:21I'm surprised you didn't notice her when she was under your nose this whole time.
06:24Or was she generally on top?
06:29Declan?
06:32Nice to see you, Clara.
06:34We'll send over a budget next week.
06:36How is the boyfriend?
06:38Is it fun being shacked up with a man who has fucked everyone?
06:41As I say, practice makes perfect.
06:44Great doing business with you, Clara.
06:50You were a silly boy letting those two slip through your fingers.
06:53Oh, I didn't let them go.
06:54I pushed them out.
06:56Shall we?
06:59That was a deliberate ploy to sabotage us.
07:02It didn't work though, did it?
07:03We got the fucking commission.
07:05We did, didn't we?
07:07Turns out we're a pretty good team.
07:09A fucking A team.
07:11Tony Shakespeare, we should go.
07:13We need to go.
07:13What?
07:14No, no, no, no.
07:15Where?
07:15You might.
07:16No.
07:17We show Tony that we don't give a shit about his petty tactics.
07:20We're bigger than that.
07:25Gertrude!
07:26Gertrude!
07:27Gertrude!
07:34Gertrude!
07:43Gertrude!
07:43I can't see a bit of it.
07:44Just...
07:45just need to get it all in before it rains.
07:48OK.
07:51Mummy's back.
07:53If only he'd hired her for a Midsummer Night's Dream.
07:55Oh, Christ.
07:56After all of my mess,
07:58I can't imagine that Declan's very happy about that.
08:00No, no, he's not.
08:02He's horribly worried about Ventra already.
08:04Yeah, well, I should probably...
08:06Probably crack on.
08:10Gertrude!
08:11Gertrude, come.
08:12Come!
08:13Go on!
08:13Come!
08:16Oh, God, Drew!
08:19Just...
08:20No!
08:21I'm not doing that anymore.
08:27I can't believe how well everything is going.
08:30This Shakespeare is going to be such a hit.
08:32I feel like we should turn over it.
08:35Well done, you.
08:37Ah!
08:40Ah!
08:42Ah!
08:42Ah!
08:42Ah!
09:06Oh, my God!
09:07That was Archie.
09:08He says he's going to pull his sickie and wants me to come over while his parents are at the
09:11play.
09:13It's Mummy's big day.
09:14Oh, I know.
09:16But I really like him, Dougie.
09:19Do you think she'd mind?
09:22I'll cheer loudly enough for the both of us.
09:25No!
09:31Ah.
09:35Well.
09:37Told you I had a pleasure.
09:39Um, funny thing, really.
09:41I was, um...
09:43I bumped into the Chief Whip, who suggested that perhaps I should run for your seat in the by-election.
09:50Congratulations.
09:52That's...
09:53That's wonderful.
09:55Ah, you off?
09:56Yeah, I'm gonna head to the Priory first.
09:57I think you should come.
09:58I think it'd be good.
09:59Show Tony how little effect he's had on you.
10:01I would rather be eaten alive by red ants than going to a Shakespeare put on by Tony.
10:06We'd be together.
10:07Sorry.
10:07No can do, I'm afraid.
10:09I hope it's a categorical disaster.
10:11Enjoy.
10:16How can you see looking through those tears...
10:19She leant against the gate, her thighs pricked red from the nettles.
10:24Angus stepped towards her, his handful of dock leaves.
10:27It dragged them slowly up her leg and under her skirt.
10:30The wet sap of the leaf joining Cecily's ecstasy.
10:33Right, Fred Fred, we're off.
10:36I wanna get there nice and early so we can get a good seat.
10:38Good idea, Mousie.
10:39You have a lovely time.
10:41I don't understand why I have to go if Daddy doesn't have to.
10:43Because Daddy doesn't wanna give Tony Benningham the satisfaction.
10:45Daddy is old enough to make his own bad decisions.
10:48Right, come on out.
10:49Bye, Dad.
10:50Bye, son.
10:50I don't want anyone thinking that we're not cultured.
10:52And remember, Fred Fred, do not take off your trunks.
10:56I'm not having whatever swims in and out the end of your thingy floating up to the top.
10:59I'm too old for another baby.
11:01I don't think it works that way, my love.
11:02I don't care.
11:03Just don't do it.
11:06Right, out.
11:08Come on.
11:32Do you think he's expecting us to, you know, do it?
11:35Well, I think you should only do it with someone who really loves you.
11:38And who you love.
11:40I wish I'd waited for something special.
11:43I should probably give him a blowjob, though, shouldn't I?
11:44Oh, God.
11:46How do you give him a blowjob?
11:47I thought you'd done everything.
11:48No, I've hardly done anything.
11:51Talia said that Toby's come tasted of salty orange juice.
11:58What if he thinks I'm shit?
11:59He doesn't think you're shit.
12:01What if he gets to know me and then realises I'm shit?
12:03You're not shit.
12:03You're amazing.
12:05Just be you.
12:06You're the best.
12:08Mine.
12:19Come on.
12:21Come on.
12:53What the hell are you doing here?
12:55Why aren't you with your mother?
12:57Mommy doesn't want me to see you.
13:00Please, can I come and live with you, Daddy?
13:02Please.
13:04What time did you set off?
13:05Before breakfast.
13:06You must be famished.
13:08Let's walk to one of my rosettes for a pack of Tamsin's opal foods.
13:11Aha.
13:12Breakfast of champions.
13:16Oh, come on, then.
13:16That'll be good.
13:17Let's get you home.
13:18Just wait.
13:19If you really want to.
13:31Do you want to?
13:34I'm so sorry, Archie.
13:35I'm not sure I'm ready.
13:36Oh, I'm so sorry.
13:38Don't be silly.
13:38It's fine.
13:39I'm in no rush.
13:40I love just hanging out with you.
13:44I've got Barbarian the Ultimate Warrior, if you want to play that.
13:48Yeah.
13:51What are you after?
13:52I've come to get my suit for the performance.
13:55I didn't think you were coming.
13:56If Tony wants to put on a show for me.
13:59If Tony wants to put on a show for me, I am more than happy to watch.
14:00Oh, you think he only hired me to piss you off.
14:04Your words, not mine.
14:05God, can you not see how petty you're being?
14:09Can you not see how naive you're being?
14:12Came to see you in a play, did he?
14:14Of all the actresses in the world, it was you who had to be his Titania.
14:18He didn't know I was going to be playing Nora.
14:21He was blown away.
14:22He offered you a slice of fame and you grabbed at it with both hands like a hungry child.
14:27He doesn't give two shits about whether you're good or not.
14:29It works for him either way.
14:30Maud O'Hara, wife of rival Declan O'Hara in Carinium Smash Hit.
14:35Declan O'Hara's wife bombs in Carinium production.
14:38I'm exposed regardless.
14:39He's destroyed Rupert, now he's coming after me.
14:42You think Tony expects me to fail?
14:44I don't think he cares.
14:47Great.
14:48Well, let's hope I prove both of you wrong.
14:52If you wouldn't mind fucking off, I would like to get ready in peace.
15:14Oh.
15:18Remember that dress?
15:19I was at a garden party with Malise when the housekeeper called.
15:22Where is she?
15:26Um, she's still asleep.
15:28Is it okay if we live a bit longer?
15:29She was horribly tired, poor thing.
15:31I suppose.
15:33The place looks good.
15:35I see Cameron has been allowed a vase.
15:37Must have been quite the uphill battle.
15:39Well, she's very persuasive.
15:40Better at it than I was.
15:41Well, I wouldn't say that.
15:43After all, my drawing room is pink.
15:49You know Tabitha has been bullied.
15:51No.
15:52She didn't mention it.
15:54She had a fist fight at Pony Club defending your honor.
16:00That's my girl.
16:01When are you going to learn that your actions have consequences?
16:04I didn't know I was being taped. It wasn't my fault.
16:07But you did sleep with all those women.
16:09I didn't know I was expected to live like a monk.
16:11Do you remember we're not married anymore?
16:13No one expects you to be celibate.
16:14I just think acting like an okay guy would have been enough.
16:18I don't have to answer to your strict moral codes anymore, Ellen!
16:20But I still have to answer to yours!
16:24Do you know what the moms at school think of me now?
16:27I am the slut that had a foursome with Rupert Campbell Black and his friends.
16:33Your behavior bleeds over the rest of us.
16:37Your life contaminates ours.
16:43I have spoken with a lawyer.
16:47I am seeking 100% custody.
16:49Please, please don't.
16:52Don't do this.
16:53I'll die without them.
16:55You see them once a month at best.
16:58You'll be fine.
16:58Well, I won't let you take them!
16:59Well, you won't have any choice.
17:01I doubt you'll have much credibility in court with your recent track record.
17:06I am so sorry that your parents never looked after you.
17:10But I won't leave my children to the same fate.
17:14If you can't protect them, I will.
17:18Now I would appreciate it if you went and got Tabitha.
17:42I saved the story for you.
17:48Thank you, sweetheart.
18:05I'll see you next time.
18:06Dr. Bright.
18:10Charles, Maud's in makeup.
18:12But she doesn't seem quite right.
18:15I'm afraid I've talked to her.
18:16She's having a total...
18:17Daisy, OK.
18:18I will handle it.
18:19Thank you for letting me know.
18:22She looks OK to you, doesn't she?
18:24If by OK you mean deranged as if she could snap at any moment.
18:28Jesus, just stop jabbing at me.
18:32Someone's nervous.
18:35no i shouldn't have come in i have to go home what i can't be here what are you talking
18:41about
18:41you can't leave you're the lead i know why tony hired me and i will not be used no you're
18:47amazing
18:47you're wonderful don't move i'll be right back daisy yes charles doesn't that sort of look like
18:54the sea yes it does please fetch mrs o'hara a whiskey and find lord battingham now okay thank
19:01you give me five minutes five minutes deep breaths maude in and out you two did
19:1415 minutes until curtain call wonderful to see you monica yes hello monica thank you so much for
19:19coming i wouldn't miss it for the world oh such a joy to combine culture and community i uh couldn't
19:25agree more reverend penny corinium really has gone above and beyond great to see you lady
19:34goes well you too surprising you've come out on mass it seems no freddie with you tonight
19:42no he's not as much into the part as i am he's absolutely cuckoo about the new swimming pool
19:48honestly i can't tear him away makes my skin itch just being in the corinium build take a higher
19:55ground exactly can we swap i've already had two pints and i'm gonna need a piss oh yeah
20:05apparently the four men that mow have their shirts off i fucking love shakespeare
20:10deadlands in the audience he looks extremely uncomfortable very good no battingham no battingham
20:15mrs o'hara is refusing to go on
20:22okay everyone out oh um emmy hasn't been finished yet out yeah we'll just go okay
20:34i know why you hired me i won't do it i won't be made a laughingstock
20:39all right let's sit down no come on we'll have a talk
20:50the problem is she's just not a professional we're all here to do a job and uh as we actors
20:55always say the show must go on isn't that right
21:02i can't do it i can't remember my lines i don't know what i'm doing you're doing what
21:08you were born to do you could do this in your sleep declin says you don't care if i'm any
21:11good or not because either way it reflects badly on him oh christ what a terrible thing
21:17to say to wonder why there is no chance in hell you'll be bad you're an entirely authentic
21:22performer maude it's as if you've lived it all before so this isn't a ploy to get a declin
21:29why i'll admit that watching your husband squirm is the cherry on top but i'm a businessman i don't
21:35make bad decisions i hired you because you are bloody good at what you do you were the best
21:41person for the job it's just it's just flattering me just pandering to my ego no i'm not i have
21:48no interest in producing anything that isn't exceptional i don't fail i guess this is a disaster
21:55it's not gonna be a disaster it's gonna be brilliant if you don't trust yourself trust me
22:01i am so confident in your performance i want you to come in and audition for me for the lead
22:06in the next series of four men went to moan she's the lady of the manor a rich posh english
22:13bitch
22:13john hegel of all four men's hearts and cocks in the palm of her hand
22:19that doesn't prove how confident i am in you i don't know what does
22:28the ox has therefore stretched his yoke in vain the plowman lost his sweat and the green corn
22:35hath rotted ere his youth attained a beard the fold stands empty in the drowned
22:43field and crows are fatted with the murren flock the nine men's morris is filled up with mud
22:51utterly authentic
22:55this is what you chose
22:59camera one push in
23:04therefore the moon the governance of blood's pale in her anger washes all the air
23:11that rheumatic diseases do about what's this play about it's about the fragility of being
23:17in love how easy it can happen with the wrong person but how that same haphazardness makes
23:21the triumph of true love all the sweeter and thy fair virtues force for force doth move me
23:28of the first few to say to swear i love
23:34and i love thee
23:37and i love thee
24:23Ladies and gentlemen, we will now have a shorty to the ship by a selection of refreshments.
24:43James, your bottom was marvellous. Would you like a clap?
24:47Give this to Ernie for me, will you?
25:17Lizzie, what are you doing here?
25:18I'm so sorry, I know I shouldn't have.
25:25Oh, you're reading my book?
25:27I am. I went to WH Smith's, there you were.
25:31There was The Pitting War, my new novel.
25:33All the chapters I read about Letty and Ferdy.
25:34Yes. They liked it so much they've given me a two-book deal.
25:39Carol, my agent, is over the moon.
25:41You know, I've made more money today than I've earned in my entire life.
25:44I just wanted to tell you first.
25:46That's bloody brilliant.
25:50You're bloody brilliant.
26:03I've made more money.
26:14I'm so sorry.
26:20They enjoy.
26:27We'll be back to you soon.
26:30We'll be back.
26:33I was gripped on emotionally, somehow I laid it to the heartache, as I did, I escaped, I found the
26:47way out of darkness, I kept my faith, I knew the days, I kept my faith, when the river was
26:54deep, I didn't falter, when the mountain was high, I still believed,
27:00when the valley was low, he didn't stop me, ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats, the performance is about
27:09to hit me, fuck, probably got lost, poor lad, the public must have, and cue curtain, okay, cue music,
27:31I wonder if, I can't find James, I've looked everywhere, he's not in studio two, he said he'd been there,
27:37Jesus Christ, we can't carry on without bottom, what the hell are we going to do, here comes my messenger,
27:43how now mad spirit, what night is now about this world, great, Charles,
27:50the river was deep, I didn't falter, when the mountain was high, I still believe, may she say stop, maybe
27:59she's doing a poo,
28:03Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, aw.
28:14Oh, I probably might drown.
28:16What a wonderful way to die.
28:21Dad!
28:25Dad?
28:27You alright, my angel?
28:29What are you doing on?
28:30Mummy hates me.
28:31Of course she don't hate you, she loves you.
28:33How did you get on?
28:35I walked cut straight across the Frogsmore Field.
28:37What, all that way?
28:38Well, you should have called me, I would have picked you up.
28:41I did, it just rang and rang.
28:44Mum thinks I look awful.
28:45She says I'm an embarrassment.
28:47You're beautiful, baby.
28:48You know that mummy's a silly thing sometimes.
28:50She adores you, she'd kill for you, you know that.
28:52Well, if she is right.
28:54There was a boy I liked at the stables, but he said I was weird.
28:58Well, then he's not for you.
29:00Not everyone fancies everyone.
29:03Love can be cruel like that.
29:06It's about chemistry.
29:08And lucky timing.
29:10I wish someone loved me the way you love mum.
29:16It will, baby.
29:19It will.
29:20I won't tell mum about your skin either, Phil.
29:23It'll be our little secret, yeah?
29:26Let's go and get some ice cream.
29:28Come on.
29:48Unkiss thy ears.
29:50Monsieur Cobweb, good monsieur, get you your weapons in your hand and kill me a red-hidden
29:58rubble bee on the top of the sea.
29:59I think it's James, though, it's completely important.
30:02No, that's definitely Charles.
30:04Do not fret yourself too much in the action, monsieur.
30:07And good monsieur, have a care the honeybag great.
30:11What the fuck is going on?
30:12I think it's rather good.
30:14I don't know.
30:16I don't know.
30:21Bravo!
30:22Bravo!
30:33Oh, John.
30:48Your mum was ace.
30:49Oh, she was, wasn't she?
30:51So why'd you look like someone just at your last rollout?
30:53I thought the play was a little depressing.
30:55How's it depressing?
30:55It's all about true love.
30:58And a love potion that can make you forget everything.
31:01And fall in love with the wrong person.
31:04You need a tequila and a cock in your rope now.
31:06Come on, we're going into town.
31:07I should probably wait for my mate.
31:09Fuck off.
31:10Life's short.
31:11We're never going to be this hot again.
31:14Come on.
31:16Woo!
31:18Well done, darling.
31:19Well done.
31:20You were incredible.
31:22Don't be silly.
31:22It was a tour de force.
31:25Right.
31:25Well done, Charles.
31:27Thanks, darling.
31:28You're a much better botter than James.
31:33Don't cry.
31:34It went so well.
31:39Mummy died this morning.
31:41What?
31:42I got a call from the nursing home to say that she died just before dawn.
31:46Didn't think Tony would be too impressed if I didn't come in.
31:48A lot resting on today, you know.
31:52I'm so sorry.
31:55An orphan boy had bought it.
32:07Are you decent?
32:12Oh, Gerald, did you tell him our news?
32:15No.
32:15What news?
32:16We set a date for the wedding.
32:18March the 5th.
32:27Charles' mother died this morning.
32:30Oh, Charles, I am sorry.
32:32Poor her.
32:33Poor you.
32:35Enbit really is frightful.
32:38Come on, Jerry.
32:39Let's let him dry his eyes.
32:40One doesn't want to appear tear-stained in public.
32:42We'll see you upstairs at the party.
32:44Stiff drinks all round.
32:46Doctor's orders.
33:08Why, why, you are a lucky sod, Declan.
33:11Mordy was superb.
33:12A fine filly indeed.
33:14Rarely was a masterpiece.
33:15Who the hell let Declan and his reparates out here?
33:18Mother Goose.
33:18Apparently.
33:20Oh, you really bought the bard alive tonight, Tony.
33:24The Scottish plane is my favourite, but this is proving a close second.
33:28Yes, wasn't it good?
33:29Well, I'm sorry my Fred Red couldn't be here.
33:32He's absolutely gaga about the new swimming pool.
33:35Everything smells of chlorine.
33:36Excuse me.
33:38Lady Gosling.
33:39Congratulations, Tony.
33:41Yes, yes.
33:41It was honestly the kind of thing I would have expected to see at Stratford-upon-Haven.
33:45Of course, it's exactly what we at the Ministry of Culture are looking to promote.
33:49I saw the announcement of your new position, Mr. Shatton.
33:52Lovely news, isn't it?
33:53We're so proud to be back in government, aren't we, darling?
33:55Oh, indeed.
33:55Mrs. Thatcher's been so clever to recognise Paul's talents.
33:58Why, don't you think it makes sense to invite Paul to join the board at Carineon?
34:02Ah, you're quite right.
34:06Would you like to join Paul?
34:09Well, 1987 is turning into quite the banner year.
34:13Used to hopefully topping it off with a boy in December.
34:18Ah.
34:20Yes, I must just say hello to Lizzie.
34:25What happened to James?
34:28Oh, well, he wasn't that bad.
34:30No, James didn't come on in the second half.
34:32Nobody knows what happened to him.
34:33Charles filled in.
34:35Oh.
34:36Perhaps you ought to go and look there.
34:38And you might think about toweling off your hair first.
34:42Smell a little of chlorine.
34:46Between you and me, I thought your titania at school was far more exciting.
34:51That was a long time ago.
34:53I remember.
35:03Um, Daisy, isn't it?
35:06Ah.
35:08Lovely to see you looking so well.
35:14Oh, that's right.
35:16You OK?
35:16Yep.
35:17You don't look OK.
35:19It's just been a very long day.
35:23James.
35:25James, darling.
35:26It's me.
35:28Oh, God.
35:29James.
35:31Oh, James.
35:33What happened?
35:34Oh, James.
35:37James.
35:38Oh.
35:40Oh.
35:40I think I knocked myself out.
35:41Oh, darling.
35:43Oh.
35:44Did they have to cancel the play?
35:45No, darling.
35:46So sorry.
35:50What?
35:50What did they do without me?
35:51Yes.
35:52So sorry.
35:52Oh, that'd be silly.
35:53It's not a fault.
35:54You saved me like you always do.
35:57You're a saint.
35:58I don't deserve you.
36:07All right, Cav?
36:08All right.
36:08Two shots on a snake, right?
36:10What do you want?
36:12Uh, yeah, I shot a shot, too, please.
36:13Tequila.
36:14Best love potion known to man.
36:15How was the show, then?
36:16Bunch of posh wankers prancing about.
36:18Pretty decent rendition, to be honest.
36:20Don't be jealous, Cav.
36:21One day your prince will come.
36:28One for each of us.
36:29I'm sorry.
36:30What?
36:31What are you doing?
36:32Sticking the music up.
36:33I'm coming by the night.
36:34Got the money on the back.
36:36Four crocodiles.
36:38Oh, yeah.
36:39I snap their teeth on the cigarette.
36:41I'm falling back to the hooter.
36:42I'm saying, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
36:48Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
37:14Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah,
37:23oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah,
37:23oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah,
37:23oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah,
37:23oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah,
37:23oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh
37:24We're way alone
37:28Walk like Egypt's sun
37:41You were incredible.
37:43Oh, you thought so, did you?
37:45How kind. How kind to drink.
37:47You know, it was just like watching with the old days.
37:50I want you to come to Ireland with me.
37:52Imagine if you and me in the age.
37:55It'll be our homecoming.
37:56You want me to go with you?
37:58To do what?
37:59To be by my side.
38:00Oh, to be by your side.
38:02Because I thought we were done supporting each other, Declan.
38:05I mean, didn't you just come tonight to watch me fail?
38:08No, I was angry. I shouldn't have said what I said.
38:11Alright.
38:13You were amazing in there.
38:15Please, love.
38:17Please come with me.
38:18No! I don't think so.
38:21Well, I don't want to sit around watching you work.
38:25Unfortunately, I'm going to be quite busy because Tony, uh...
38:29Tony wants me for the new series of Four Men Went To Mow.
38:33Are you joking?
38:35No.
38:36Because he believes in me even though you clearly don't.
38:39That is not true and you know it.
38:41Well, you've never done anything to help my career.
38:42All you've ever done is hold me back.
38:47Let's talk about this at all.
38:49The cast are going out for a drink.
38:50I've booked a room at the Cotchester Hilton, so...
38:54Don't bother waiting up.
39:00Oh, hey!
39:02Darling, we're done!
39:03Thank you!
39:04Oh, dear!
39:07Oh, dear!
39:08Oh, dear!
39:09Thank you!
39:10Oh, dear!
39:11Thank you!
39:12Thank you!
39:14Where's my leading lady?
39:29What's going on here? Is it someone's birthday?
39:32I don't think so.
39:33Shelley and Taggy kicked it all off.
39:35Taggy?
39:37Ninety-nine dreams I have had
39:39Just to prove the world was here
39:42And here is a red balloon
39:46I think of you and let it go
40:12I'm heading off Shelley
40:14I'll see Taggy
40:20It's not like you to drink, is everything alright?
40:22It's poor Bottom
40:25Everyone else falls in love and he just goes back to being sad old Bottom
40:30I think I'm Bottom
40:32You are not Bottom
40:33I mean, you have a fabulous Bottom
40:36But you're not Bottom
40:39Anyway, who's to say that Bottom doesn't meet somebody wonderful the day after the play?
40:45There's always tomorrow, Taggy
41:08Where's Mummy?
41:10They had a fight
41:12She's staying in Cochester
41:14Well then go and get her
41:16Just tell her you love her, tell her what she wants to hear
41:20Why are all men so bloody useless?
41:45Hello?
41:47Hello?
41:52How are you?
41:58Oh my gosh
42:00Gosh
42:01Yes
42:01Sorry
42:02Sorry
42:03Um
42:05Was Sharon okay?
42:07Yeah
42:08Yeah
42:09She didn't see anything
42:11I felt so guilty I said I'd buy her this field and build her around stables
42:15Oh
42:16Which
42:19Yes, we can't keep doing this
42:22Too many people will get hurt
42:26Yeah
42:30Gosh
42:36Oh my gosh
42:36I suppose we're lucky we had it even for an instant
42:41Yeah
42:46Goodbye, Freddy
42:49Goodbye, Lizzie
43:10My mother disappeared gradually from my life and for that I am grateful
43:16I'm not sure I could have withstood her disappearing all at once
43:23Who will I put the Christmas cards up with now?
43:28Who will I put the Christmas cards up with now?
43:28Who will I tell when I've got good news?
43:35My friends
43:37Thank you all so much
43:40I can't tell you how much this means to me
43:51Look, Declan
43:53I know I've left your adventure in an awful mess
43:55But I'm gonna make it up to you
44:03Sure
44:11Bento?
44:14I told you you could do it
44:20Are we waiting for anyone?
44:24No
44:26Just us
44:29Would you like me to read anything?
44:32I was hoping perhaps
44:34We could improvise
44:38Huh
44:41Would you like me to do the English accent?
44:44Why not?
44:48You know the first rule of improvisation is you can't say no to anything
44:52Is that right?
44:54Would you like to see me do anything in particular?
44:57There are lots of things I want to see you do
45:02You know I actually dreamt of doing some things in front of you the other night
45:06Oh really? What was that?
45:07There were some very bad things
45:08I seem to remember
45:11It started
45:14Something
45:17Like this
45:19And then
45:22What was it?
45:25Oh yes
45:30A
45:34From
45:38To
45:39In
45:39To