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00:00:03All right, boom. What's good, Chad? What's good? What's going on? What's going on? What's going on?
00:00:08Get in there. Get in there. Isla 13, what's going on?
00:00:13Yo, Mar Mar, what's good? I see you in here every fucking day.
00:00:18Nah, no spicy snacks challenge today.
00:00:20Nah, wait. I got something big planned for y'all today.
00:00:24Ay, you get, ay, man. Put Tiamo back. Put Tiamo back.
00:00:27We got a legend in the building.
00:00:30The fact that he came all the way here to see us today is unbelievable.
00:00:33I'm coming.
00:00:35Y'all know him as an OG, though. Some of you might be a little bit too young to know
00:00:38him. You know what I mean?
00:00:39Okay, come on. Okay, come on.
00:00:42All right, let's turn up. Let's turn up.
00:00:44Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay.
00:00:51Come on.
00:01:01Don't be nervous.
00:01:03This stream is going to be infinite aura.
00:01:10Hi.
00:01:12I thought I forgot this up the yard.
00:01:14Ta-da!
00:01:15It's all yours.
00:01:17Dude, this is sick.
00:01:18Yeah, all right.
00:01:19Damn. Um, honestly, I think I'm going to wear a light on it.
00:01:23Like, it just gets too hot, you know?
00:01:25Swing it out, so...
00:01:26Yeah.
00:01:27Uh, yeah, but I, um...
00:01:29Yeah.
00:01:30Okay.
00:01:30Yeah, sure.
00:01:32It was even a good move.
00:01:34Like, I don't want to be seen as a cloud chaser.
00:01:37Look, Prime is huge, okay? Embrace the cloud. It's good exposure for you.
00:01:41Yeah.
00:01:44You got this.
00:01:47Okay.
00:01:47Appreciate it.
00:01:48Yeah, kill it.
00:01:49All right, Chris.
00:01:53Honestly, is it the taking danger of my world?
00:01:57Let's not keep waiting for some more.
00:01:59Allow me to introduce my man.
00:02:02Yes, me!
00:02:16Papa Squad!
00:02:17Damn!
00:02:19We got him on the set.
00:02:21This is crazy, man.
00:02:23Finally, man.
00:02:24Yeah, man.
00:02:24Finally with me.
00:02:25It's crazy.
00:02:26Long time coming.
00:02:27How's it going, bro?
00:02:28Uh, it's good, man.
00:02:29I'm doing good, man.
00:02:30This setup is crazy, bro.
00:02:32You got the cameras, the dual monitor.
00:02:35Man's got a control room in the back where the guy just, like, monitor everything.
00:02:38What?
00:02:39Bro, you up, man.
00:02:40Shit.
00:02:41You like it?
00:02:41It's like 50, 60 racks.
00:02:44Just a little change.
00:02:44Nothing crazy.
00:02:45Nothing crazy.
00:02:46But anyways, Chad, have you guys seen his videos?
00:02:47This guy's huge in the brown community.
00:02:50Ah, stop.
00:02:50Living at homes underrated.
00:02:52Fucking banger.
00:02:53Yo.
00:02:53You know what that's like.
00:02:54Hell yeah, I know what that's like.
00:02:56You know what I mean?
00:02:56Troops.
00:02:57Three markets versus condos.
00:02:59Turbans.
00:02:59Bro, I feel like my stuff definitely has, like, a bit more, like, universal appeal.
00:03:04But, like, you legit walked, so I could fly.
00:03:06You know what I mean?
00:03:07Like, shit is crazy, bro.
00:03:08Yeah, yeah.
00:03:09I mean, like, you know, it's just different lanes.
00:03:11You know, we got different lanes.
00:03:12Yeah.
00:03:13No, I feel like you are, like, my OG.
00:03:15You know what I mean?
00:03:16Like, I legit grew up watching this guy's videos, like, as a kid.
00:03:19Like, shit is crazy, bro.
00:03:21Good problem.
00:03:22Bro, aren't you, like, 25?
00:03:23Like, look at this picture I took when I ran into you, like, four years ago.
00:03:27Shit is crazy.
00:03:29That was four years ago?
00:03:30Okay, Unk!
00:03:31We got Unk in the chat?
00:03:33Yo, I'm flying, bro.
00:03:34Yo, I'm flying, bro.
00:03:34Did you guys do any rides together?
00:03:37The question all your fans want to know, man.
00:03:40Why haven't you posted in a minute?
00:03:43Look, man, I just kind of wanted to take a little creative hiatus.
00:03:46You know, kind of really tap into my creative bag.
00:03:49Like, make something that was, like, more emotional and more deep.
00:03:52Type shit?
00:03:52I cooked something up to premiere on the stream.
00:03:55Chat, you guys excited?
00:03:56You guys trying to see what I've been working on or what?
00:03:59Let's get some W's in the chat.
00:04:01Yeah?
00:04:02Hey, Unk, shit you lame ass up.
00:04:05No one want to see that shit.
00:04:07Yeah, man, it looks like they're down.
00:04:09Yeah, it looks like they're down.
00:04:09Yeah, no, for sure.
00:04:10We're definitely going to do that, bro.
00:04:12We're definitely going to do that.
00:04:13Um, but first, we're going to have a little bit of fun.
00:04:16You know what I mean, chat?
00:04:17And don't worry, man.
00:04:18I'm not going to slime you or anything like that, okay?
00:04:20Unless...
00:04:21Yeah, nah, nah.
00:04:21Don't do all of it.
00:04:22This guy got nervous.
00:04:24Unk's mortified, bro.
00:04:25Relax, man.
00:04:26It's not that deep, bro.
00:04:27Um, I'm just playing with you, man.
00:04:29We're going to have a good time, though.
00:04:29Okay, we're going to play a little game of...
00:04:31Oh!
00:04:31Smasher Pass!
00:04:33Okay, chat.
00:04:33First off, Oprah?
00:04:35Smasher or what?
00:04:38Hey, Spindar!
00:04:40How do you keep my food cream?
00:04:42Ma ji, I have to give you love.
00:04:44I have to give you one minute.
00:04:45Stop it.
00:04:45Spindar, is my tea ready?
00:04:47Just one minute, please.
00:04:49Sorry, I'm sorry.
00:04:51I'm sorry.
00:04:54What's that for?
00:04:55Who just thought you could use a hug?
00:04:58Can I do anything?
00:05:00Yes, please.
00:05:01You're going to have to give me a hug.
00:05:03You're going to have to give me a hug.
00:05:04You're going to have to give me a hug.
00:05:05Please.
00:05:06Can you do that for me?
00:05:13Spindar, put cream.
00:05:15Okay.
00:05:16Dad?
00:05:17We're going out.
00:05:18Grab your jackets and meet me in the car.
00:05:21By the way, I got some gifts for you.
00:05:25Okay.
00:05:25This is the part where you hook me up with one of the Porsches you got.
00:05:28Bro.
00:05:29Bro, I've seen that, man.
00:05:29I've seen your give-a-thons.
00:05:30No.
00:05:31This is definitely something way better.
00:05:34Yo!
00:05:34Let's bring out Jasmine's gifts.
00:05:37Okay, okay.
00:05:37What do we got?
00:05:38Woo!
00:05:39Woo!
00:05:42Woo!
00:05:43Woo!
00:05:44No way!
00:05:45Ello, Ello, Ello, Ello, Ello, Ello, Ello, Ello, Ello, Ello, Ello, Ello, Ello.
00:05:47Come on, show us your moves.
00:05:49You're like the Pajapi guy, bro.
00:05:52Woo!
00:05:52Chad, don't you want to see some of his mangro moves?
00:05:54Come on, bro!
00:05:55Woo!
00:05:57Woo!
00:05:59Wow, he looks so uncomfortable.
00:06:03Hey!
00:06:05Hey!
00:06:08Stop!
00:06:14You know, we like to have fun and everything, but in all seriousness, it's these types of
00:06:21things that make me feel so connected to our culture.
00:06:23My parents were not even raised in India, so we've never even been there.
00:06:29So these types of things, they mean something to me.
00:06:33Thank you, Jasmin.
00:06:36Namaste.
00:06:40Your boyfriend's doing pretty good.
00:06:42You know, live streaming 2000s is not easy.
00:06:44I'm just a friend and a stylist.
00:06:47Oh.
00:06:48Well, I love your jacket.
00:06:50Well, he pops.
00:06:51Oh.
00:06:52Yeah, thanks.
00:06:53I, um, made it.
00:06:55Really?
00:06:57Cool.
00:07:00All right, yo, let's lock in.
00:07:01What the fuck?
00:07:02I'm feeling like I'm in a Hallmark movie, man.
00:07:04Ain't nobody get time for that?
00:07:05So anyways, bro, this, uh, this video that I was talking-
00:07:07No, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:07:09It's time to reveal our performers!
00:07:13Woo!
00:07:13It's everyone's favorite Daisy dynamic duo, AKA my mom and dad!
00:07:19Woo!
00:07:19Amazing!
00:07:20We were giving Claire Mendy!
00:07:22Oh, my God, yes!
00:07:25Chat!
00:07:25How about we clip that?
00:07:27Give us a hug!
00:07:29It's time for girls!
00:07:35That's my mom!
00:07:36Oh, mommy!
00:07:38Oh, I love you all so much!
00:07:42God!
00:07:46hahahahahahahahhahahaha!
00:07:48Ahahahahahahaha!
00:07:48No, ho.
00:07:50Hehehehehaha!
00:07:52Ohhh, hohaha!
00:07:54oh
00:08:10what is this you said we were going to eat sholab today
00:08:15you want me to paint my nails you need this more than you need another layer of cholesterol
00:08:24I took my youth and I was neutral.
00:08:26I also massage my hands.
00:08:28And they have strong hands, unlike my weak, pathetic, fragile ones.
00:08:36Welcome. Please come in.
00:08:41Okay, fine.
00:08:42But only photo massage, okay?
00:08:45The Lord and the Lord, the Lord, the Lord, the Lord, the Lord.
00:08:54Everything is fine.
00:08:56But on a completely unrelated note, let's bring out his real gift.
00:09:00Hey, all right. See, this is what I'm talking about, man.
00:09:05Oh, okay. It's one of these, huh?
00:09:07W gift chat.
00:09:08A box in a box.
00:09:09Yeah.
00:09:10Okay. All right.
00:09:11I get it. Let me guess.
00:09:13Yeah.
00:09:13Another box.
00:09:14LOL.
00:09:15Keep getting played.
00:09:16This thing better be jingling, bro.
00:09:18I'm telling you, bro.
00:09:19We're boys now, so.
00:09:20Yeah, I'm sure some keys.
00:09:22Yeah, maybe even a moat.
00:09:24Shit, you'll get the keys to your...
00:09:28It's a joke book, get it?
00:09:30Since you're like running out of material.
00:09:32And it's English jokes.
00:09:34I thought he was getting a Lambo.
00:09:36Like, what was your last upload even, bro?
00:09:39Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:09:41Oh, man, he's fumbling.
00:09:4350 bucks says that he either crashes out or fails altogether.
00:09:45I'll take that bet.
00:09:47Really?
00:09:48Yeah.
00:09:49I believe in him.
00:09:50He's got this.
00:09:51Oh, cute.
00:09:53Anyway, my time to shine.
00:09:55All right, give it up for Tina and Kumar chat.
00:09:59Yay!
00:10:00The best parents anyone could ask for.
00:10:02Next, we're going to have my brother come up to show off his skills,
00:10:05while Jasmine and I take a little break.
00:10:07Yeah, that I was thinking maybe you could see my video.
00:10:09Yeah, for sure.
00:10:10Oh, baby, bro!
00:10:12Look at my outfit.
00:10:14You're amazing.
00:10:15How are you?
00:10:16It's okay.
00:10:17It's okay.
00:10:18It's so good.
00:10:18I'm so proud of you.
00:10:19I'm so proud of you.
00:10:20You're amazing.
00:10:22Hey.
00:10:23Hey.
00:10:23Big fan.
00:10:24Thanks.
00:10:25Cool.
00:10:26All right, chat.
00:10:27Say W Knuckle, this baby bro right here.
00:10:30I'm so excited for him.
00:10:31Be nice to him, okay?
00:10:32Come on now.
00:10:34Bye.
00:10:35Hey, hey guys.
00:10:37So, I got some cards and why don't you take a card?
00:10:41We love you, Knuckle.
00:10:45I'm sorry, king of...
00:10:48Sorry, could you guys slow down?
00:10:50It's going really, really fast.
00:10:54Yo, great work out there, man.
00:10:56You're crushing it.
00:10:57Chat loves you.
00:10:59Really?
00:10:59Yeah.
00:11:00It doesn't feel like it.
00:11:02I know it gets a bit chaotic out there, but that's how these things go.
00:11:05And you're down to calm.
00:11:07We're crushing it.
00:11:08We're getting so many subs.
00:11:09How are you feeling?
00:11:13Yeah, I mean, it's cool, man.
00:11:15Yeah, I feel good.
00:11:16Yeah?
00:11:16Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:11:16Also, like, feel free to joke back with me, too.
00:11:19You know, like, you can roast me as well.
00:11:22Okay.
00:11:23Yeah?
00:11:24Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:11:24You sure?
00:11:25Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:11:26Yeah.
00:11:27What about you guys?
00:11:28Would you slow down?
00:11:30Sorry, um, how about, how about I just do a trick?
00:11:34Okay, wait, let's, wait, look at this.
00:11:35Ready?
00:11:36Ready?
00:11:37Oh, shit.
00:11:38Oh, my God.
00:11:41That jacket is beautiful.
00:11:43Where'd you get it?
00:11:44Give me a second.
00:11:45Oh, I, uh, I made it.
00:11:46What?
00:11:47I'm a designer.
00:11:49No way.
00:11:49You made that?
00:11:54Can I?
00:11:55How are you guys?
00:11:56Um.
00:11:59Yeah, you know what?
00:12:00Yeah, sure.
00:12:01Go for it.
00:12:02Here.
00:12:02You're gonna help me put it on?
00:12:03Yeah.
00:12:04Okay.
00:12:05First step in, I got you.
00:12:06Yeah, look, it looks, this is what I saw for it.
00:12:09Yeah?
00:12:09Yeah, it looks nice.
00:12:10Can I wear this on streaming?
00:12:12Wait, really?
00:12:13Yeah.
00:12:15Yeah, for sure.
00:12:16Go for it.
00:12:16Yeah, absolutely.
00:12:18Oh, my God.
00:12:18Is that more like this?
00:12:19I got as many as you need.
00:12:21Can you tell me what the bathroom is?
00:12:23Oh, just upstairs to the right.
00:12:24Oh, nice.
00:12:25I can make it.
00:12:26Yeah, okay.
00:12:26I need pants just like this.
00:12:28Great color for you.
00:12:29You've got to be my designer from now on.
00:12:31Yes, sir.
00:12:49Hey, hey.
00:12:50You're not going to be here.
00:12:51You're not going to be here.
00:12:54I'm going to be here.
00:12:57You're not going to be here.
00:12:59You're not going to be here.
00:12:59Hey, what are you doing?
00:13:00No, the Vietnamese.
00:13:02When I travel, I learned a little.
00:13:05But if you're carrying your own hand,
00:13:07then what are you doing?
00:13:14Manvi,
00:13:16I'm doing a great job.
00:13:19I'm enjoying it.
00:13:22My husband's hard for the crying.
00:13:24If you don't want to go to India, do you want to go to India?
00:13:29Okay, why do you let her talk to you like that?
00:13:32Say something.
00:13:42Husband?
00:13:44Yes, my husband.
00:13:47You and mom would both be less stressed.
00:13:53Husband.
00:13:54Your husband?
00:13:57Very handsome.
00:14:01Very handsome though.
00:14:03Very dead.
00:14:05Very dead also.
00:14:11Massage.
00:14:12Massage my left.
00:14:14Do my massage.
00:14:15Dad, are you even listening?
00:14:17I am listening.
00:14:19But it's not that easy.
00:14:21I know that.
00:14:22But how is anyone supposed to learn and be better?
00:14:26That's what your generation to do.
00:14:28To fix our mistakes.
00:14:31India.
00:14:32Yeah.
00:14:35You China photo?
00:14:37No.
00:14:38No China photo.
00:14:40No.
00:15:01No, no.
00:15:02No.
00:15:02No.
00:15:02Oh, my God.
00:15:32Oh, my God.
00:15:35Oh, my God.
00:15:37Shit.
00:15:42Uh, hey.
00:15:44You guys good?
00:15:55I think you're wanted back on the stream, love.
00:16:03What's going on in that room? Who are those guys?
00:16:05Just some family from out of town.
00:16:09You can go.
00:16:32What's going on in that room?
00:16:39Yeah, man. She's sick.
00:16:42Look, man.
00:16:44I think I'm going to roll out.
00:16:45You can't leave right now, bro.
00:16:47We're going to watch your video, bro.
00:16:49Let's queue it up.
00:16:50I got all emotional on me. Relax, man.
00:16:53Calm down.
00:16:54You good? Yeah, I'm good.
00:16:55All right. What are we watching here?
00:16:58Um, so basically, uh, this video is, uh, I kind of want to do something different, right?
00:17:04Because everybody's doing one thing, all the influencers, so I kind of want to go more cinematic.
00:17:08Wait, wait, wait.
00:17:08I don't know what you would do.
00:17:09Rainbow Card 2026, gay Punjabi comedy featuring Jasmine Dutta?
00:17:15What's this?
00:17:19I don't, I don't know what that is.
00:17:21Yeah, it says, uploaded an hour ago.
00:17:24Dude, you were in a queer comedy?
00:17:28No.
00:17:29No, that's not possible.
00:17:32There's no way.
00:17:33Oh, shit.
00:17:35Chat, we gotta watch this first, right?
00:17:37No, no, no, hold on. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:17:40Wait.
00:17:40One story, two young people,
00:17:43the culture,
00:17:44the culture,
00:17:46one,
00:17:47the other,
00:17:49that's you?
00:17:49The culture.
00:17:50The culture.
00:17:51The culture.
00:17:53The culture.
00:17:54Oh, man.
00:17:56Oh, man.
00:17:57Oh, man.
00:17:57Oh, no.
00:17:59From the director of Derry Smart Mundefat.
00:18:01You got a regular PR like everybody else.
00:18:04Oh, man.
00:18:04This is something.
00:18:05This is something.
00:18:07Oh, man.
00:18:08I don't know, bro.
00:18:10What do you do?
00:18:11Oh, man.
00:18:12The idea.
00:18:14Oh, man.
00:18:15Why do I put up with you?
00:18:17Oh, man.
00:18:21Yes.
00:18:22We are.
00:18:23We are.
00:18:25We have to make the baby.
00:18:27We have to make the baby.
00:18:28We are.
00:18:29We are.
00:18:29We are.
00:18:30You are.
00:18:30I will.
00:18:32We are.
00:18:34We are.
00:18:37Well.
00:18:37You two better be in love.
00:18:39Or I will send.
00:18:41You.
00:18:42Back.
00:18:43Start the kissing.
00:18:47Let's get your tissues ready for Rainbow Car!
00:19:03TF, what's that? This guy's cooked!
00:19:07Uh...
00:19:10Fuck...
00:19:13I gotta make a call.
00:19:23That was... trash! Oh my god!
00:19:29Well, well, well, look who's come crawling back!
00:19:32Navi, what the hell man? What is this Rainbow Car trailer?
00:19:35Hey! Don't what the hell me!
00:19:36You bailed on production so they had to use AI to finish the film!
00:19:40At least we got paid! You should be thanking me!
00:19:42You AI'd me in?
00:19:44Yeah, the whole movie basically!
00:19:45Got some kid in India to do it for cheap!
00:19:47Saved loads on production!
00:19:48These kids are wizards, man!
00:19:50Dude, that is so fucking illegal, man!
00:19:52What are you doing?
00:19:52I'm not okay with this!
00:19:54You signed your likeness away when you signed the contract there, buddy!
00:19:56You don't like it?
00:19:57Juice my lung, dawg!
00:19:59Bro, Navi! Navi!
00:20:01Yo!
00:20:02Yo!
00:20:03You know what this is?
00:20:04Where you at?
00:20:10I'm glad you enjoyed yourself.
00:20:12We had lots of fun, eh?
00:20:14Yeah.
00:20:17Gurdeep!
00:20:18What's up in the kitchen?
00:20:19What's up in the kitchen?
00:20:20You've been eating food and you're going to eat food.
00:20:22You're not going to eat food.
00:20:24You're going to be doing it.
00:20:29No, Dadi has a problem.
00:20:31Mom has tried everything,
00:20:34and you don't have to leave it behind you.
00:20:36Manvi, don't talk to you as Dadi like that.
00:20:39I don't know why Dadi is so much.
00:20:40I don't know why Dadi is so much.
00:20:44You know what?
00:20:45I'm an idiot for expecting better.
00:20:56I'm an idiot for expecting better.
00:21:08Wait a minute.
00:21:09How could you not know?
00:21:11How could you not know about a film that you're working on?
00:21:13Because it's not me in the movie, man.
00:21:15It's AI.
00:21:15They put my likeness.
00:21:16They used me.
00:21:17Bro, stop the chat, bro.
00:21:19This guy's using AI as an excuse.
00:21:21Plus, chat's saying there's a video of you on set.
00:21:23What video?
00:21:25Video surfaces of chat meat refusing to kiss fellow actor on set.
00:21:29Yo, I can't do this.
00:21:30Can I just take five?
00:21:31Please?
00:21:32Please, reset!
00:21:33Is just meat uncomfortable around gay men?
00:21:36Look, man.
00:21:37I gave him some thought.
00:21:38I'm not doing this movie, man.
00:21:39I'm out.
00:21:39Looks like he refuses to work in queer spaces.
00:21:42What a shame.
00:21:45Bro.
00:21:46Are you, like, not down with the gays?
00:21:49No, man.
00:21:50That video's totally taken out of context.
00:21:51Because Knuckle is gay.
00:21:53So are some of my fans.
00:21:55Yeah, I know.
00:21:56You'd be really fucked up if you were homophobic.
00:21:58This is bad.
00:21:59This is really fucking bad.
00:22:01Okay.
00:22:02Alright, then I realized that the whole thing was whack, so I walked off.
00:22:05That's what happened.
00:22:07Jack, do we believe this guy?
00:22:09Nah, he's gaslighting us, bro.
00:22:11I'm the one gaslighting?
00:22:12Bro, is this chat even real?
00:22:15What are you trying to say?
00:22:16I saw that room upstairs with all those little slaves that you have spamming for comments.
00:22:19What are you talking about?
00:22:20They got water belts full of piss.
00:22:21Are they even allowed to leave?
00:22:22Bro, you're tweaking right now.
00:22:24Game Army's real and that's all God on my mama.
00:22:27I would never fake views.
00:22:29Bro, just stop deflecting and accept it.
00:22:31You made a trash movie and now you're high key embarrassed.
00:22:33Okay, man.
00:22:34Look, I signed up to do this movie.
00:22:36Alright?
00:22:36They completely switched the concept.
00:22:38It wasn't even supposed to be a queer comedy.
00:22:39It was supposed to be a regular movie.
00:22:41So queer comedies can't be regular movies?
00:22:44No, that's not what I'm saying, man.
00:22:45You know what I'm trying to say.
00:22:46No, I don't know what you're trying to say.
00:22:48Wait, man.
00:22:48That's why I'm asking you.
00:22:49Okay, bro.
00:22:50I wasn't down with it, so I backed out, period.
00:22:52Cuz you had to be gay?
00:22:54No, and it has nothing to do with me being gay.
00:22:56I would've done Brokeback Mountain, man.
00:22:58Nah, you're homophobic, bro.
00:22:59We got a homophobic on the stream.
00:23:01Who are you talking about?
00:23:02This guy's homophobic.
00:23:03This guy's a homophobe.
00:23:04No, I'm not.
00:23:07Dude, look.
00:23:11If me not doing this D-list, trash-ass, circle-jerk of a Punjabi movie makes me homophobic, then
00:23:17fuck it.
00:23:17I'm homophobic, alright?
00:23:22What the fuck?
00:23:26Bro?
00:23:28Okay, that didn't come out the way I'm-
00:23:30Bro, I was just messing around with you, man, but damn, I-
00:23:35No, man.
00:23:37Look, what I'm trying to say is like, I, as in we, the culture, is bad at talking about these
00:23:42issues.
00:23:42We can't talk about sex.
00:23:43We can't talk about gender.
00:23:44We can't talk about our bodies.
00:23:45Like, you don't think we internalize that?
00:23:47Of course we do.
00:23:48So that's what I'm trying to say, man.
00:23:50Like, hey, maybe you're homophobic.
00:23:51Maybe your parents are homophobic.
00:23:53Even your brother, he's homophobic.
00:23:55I promise you I'm not.
00:24:06Somebody clip that, right?
00:24:07I dunno.
00:24:23You're good.
00:24:23Or do.
00:24:25Come on, Jack.
00:24:25And what, if he's a clown, the crew looks like you, look around the corner.
00:24:26I wanna be she-
00:24:26You're a clown.
00:24:27You're a clown.
00:24:28All right?
00:24:28This time you're moving.
00:24:28Yeah?
00:24:28Or do you lie.
00:24:35Larry, you're a clown.
00:24:35I'm not trying to bite.
00:24:36It's too long.
00:24:36I'm not sure.
00:24:36There's a clown.
00:24:37I'm notные.
00:24:46What?
00:25:22You like it?
00:25:23You got the keys.
00:25:27I'm just fucking with you.
00:25:29Bro, thank you.
00:25:31That was one of our most viewed streams ever.
00:25:34The dancing, the trailer, the crash out.
00:25:36She's gonna get clipped for days, bro.
00:25:38We gotta run this back, man.
00:25:43Yeah, for sure.
00:25:52So, you homophobic now?
00:25:54Yeah, I could've used your help in there.
00:25:55No one told you to scream you're homophobic to thousands of fans just in here.
00:25:58That was you.
00:25:59Okay, well that trailer just tripped me out, alright?
00:26:01And this guy totally set me up.
00:26:03Isn't that obvious?
00:26:04I shouldn't even have done this stream, man.
00:26:06It was a mistake.
00:26:07God, you're always the fucking victim, aren't you?
00:26:09My identity was stolen, okay?
00:26:11And now you're buddy buddying up with a guy?
00:26:13Like, what's that all about?
00:26:13I can be buddies with whoever I want.
00:26:15Yeah, well guys like Bram only care about themselves.
00:26:17Sound familiar?
00:26:18You know what?
00:26:19Just me, this isn't even about me.
00:26:20You did this to yourself.
00:26:22Whatever, man.
00:26:22What's the goal?
00:26:23Okay?
00:26:33Really?
00:26:36Really?
00:26:43You didn't come kick it?
00:26:44Cause I wanted to discuss some potential styling gigs for you.
00:26:48We're gonna pop some dog to celebrate.
00:26:50Reach.
00:26:51Yeah.
00:26:52Okay.
00:26:52Thanks again, bro.
00:26:54Really appreciate it.
00:27:02Sorry, homie.
00:27:03You're in the way.
00:27:04Okay.
00:27:53You're in the way.
00:28:02Fuck you, man!
00:28:04And didn't they teach you how to drive in your country?
00:28:06Fuck me?
00:28:07Fuck you!
00:28:08Get some ice and get out of the road!
00:28:10Yeah!
00:28:10You need to get your fucking head out of your ass!
00:28:14And watch where the fuck you're going!
00:28:16Get my head out of my ass!
00:28:17Yeah, you!
00:28:18Fuck you!
00:28:18Fuck you!
00:28:19Fuck you!
00:28:21This is my fucking strength!
00:28:24Get high!
00:28:25You won't get your fucking head out of your road!
00:28:28You won't get your fucking head out of your road!
00:28:29Get out of your ass!
00:28:31Good boy.
00:28:34You won't get your fucking head out of your ass!
00:28:35Put your ass in the house, we're gonna run.
00:28:39Be over Betトel, give over Betトel, give over Bet
00:28:39You won't get your fucking head out of your road.
00:29:03Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:29:16Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:29:34oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:29:34oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:29:35oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:29:35oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:29:35oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
00:29:45I'm trying to meditate here.
00:29:47Please.
00:29:49Sorry, man.
00:29:50So sorry, my friend.
00:29:53Just keep it down, all right?
00:29:56Those are new pillows.
00:29:57Please.
00:30:01God, all right.
00:30:08Hey, man, maybe if you knew how to fucking drive,
00:30:11we wouldn't be disturbing this gentleman's peace.
00:30:14Oh, so this is my fault?
00:30:17I was just walking down the road normal, man.
00:30:20What the fuck?
00:30:20You went the other way you're driving?
00:30:21Put the fucking glasses on.
00:30:23If you have a job, go get a fucking job, bro.
00:30:26You don't need to get a fucking job.
00:30:27You stole the fucking job.
00:30:29Shut the fuck up.
00:30:30You stole the fucking job, bro.
00:30:46We're cool, jerk of a movie.
00:30:48Makes me homophobic, then fuck it.
00:30:49I'm homophobic, all right?
00:30:52I fucking can't wait to read, man.
00:30:54This is a joke.
00:30:55How are you going to sit here and go online
00:30:57and say you're homophobic?
00:30:58And mind you, on a fucking C-grade podcast
00:31:02with Dumb and Dumber 2,
00:31:03what did you think was going to happen?
00:31:04What's the point in living when embarrassment
00:31:06is facing me in my...
00:31:12Hi.
00:31:13Oh, my God.
00:31:14Hey.
00:31:15The solution to all your problems is here.
00:31:18Come on in.
00:31:18Oh, thanks.
00:31:24So good to see you.
00:31:25How are you?
00:31:26Thanks for letting me crash along the town.
00:31:28Of course.
00:31:29That's really nice of you.
00:31:30Yeah.
00:31:31Well, just me, if your aura is, like,
00:31:34really tense right now.
00:31:35Really?
00:31:35Yeah.
00:31:36Stop to eat.
00:31:38Humans weren't men for this level of scrutiny.
00:31:40People's brains would have literally exploded
00:31:42a hundred years ago
00:31:43if they'd been subject to this kind of internet aid.
00:31:45Yeah.
00:31:46Whatever.
00:31:48It's fine.
00:31:50Why don't I take the fun away from you?
00:31:52Wait, why?
00:31:53Just trust me.
00:31:54It's to protect your energy.
00:31:55No, look.
00:31:56I was going to make an apology video
00:31:57and I was going to film it off my iPhone
00:31:58to make it look more authentic and real
00:32:00and just...
00:32:00No, no, no.
00:32:01You need to be present
00:32:01and process your emotions
00:32:03at your own pace.
00:32:04The world will wait for you.
00:32:06Good things take time.
00:32:10Okay.
00:32:11Sure.
00:32:14Oh, do you think I could do some laundry?
00:32:16Uh, yeah.
00:32:17Go for it.
00:32:17Thanks.
00:32:19So, I haven't booked my flight back home yet.
00:32:20I, uh, hope you don't mind.
00:32:23Mm-hmm.
00:32:24So, how was your trip?
00:32:25Oh, my gosh.
00:32:25It was amazing.
00:32:26Are you kidding me?
00:32:27Yes.
00:32:27I just got back from Cambodia
00:32:29but before that I was in Japan
00:32:30and then I was in Thailand
00:32:31and then I was also in India
00:32:32and then I made a brief trip to Sri Lanka as well.
00:32:35I mean...
00:32:36Oh, my God.
00:32:36I'm so sweaty.
00:32:37Do you mind if I take a shower?
00:32:38Go for it.
00:32:39The, uh, the towels are in the...
00:32:43The, uh...
00:32:44The towel thing.
00:32:47Oh, my God.
00:32:48I love your shower.
00:32:51That crash test is going to haunt me
00:32:52for the rest of my life.
00:32:54God, I feel like such an idiot, man.
00:32:56Hey.
00:32:57You're not an idiot.
00:32:58You just weren't given the space
00:33:00to express yourself.
00:33:01And what is Pram even contributing to society, hmm?
00:33:03Clickbait garbage?
00:33:05That's what I'm saying, man.
00:33:05He's trash.
00:33:06Yes.
00:33:07Complete trash.
00:33:07It feels really nice to be validated.
00:33:10Of course.
00:33:11Look, you just got to learn from your fuck-ups, okay?
00:33:13And not repeat them.
00:33:15I mean, take me, for instance.
00:33:16I got evicted from my place.
00:33:18Wait, what?
00:33:19You got evicted?
00:33:20Yeah.
00:33:21Are you good?
00:33:21Dude, I've never been better.
00:33:23I'm, like, traveling.
00:33:24I'm experiencing life.
00:33:25I'm making new connections all across the world.
00:33:28Like, I'm going to use it all
00:33:29to manifest something really exciting soon.
00:33:31Really?
00:33:32Mm-hmm.
00:33:32Am I allowed to know what?
00:33:34You can guess.
00:33:36Okay.
00:33:37Well, knowing you, I'm going to say
00:33:39you're going to open up an orphanage in Cambodia.
00:33:41Ooh.
00:33:42Or, like, a musical center for the deaf.
00:33:44Close, but no.
00:33:47I'm going to be on
00:33:50a
00:33:52love island.
00:33:56Well, I mean, I submitted my application.
00:33:57I'm just waiting to hear back now.
00:34:02So you're, like, looking for love?
00:34:04Well, I mean, it would be a dream come true.
00:34:07And I'd probably gain a bunch of followers.
00:34:10God.
00:34:11I just don't care to see my family's reaction, though,
00:34:13if they were to see me making out in a bikini.
00:34:15Whatever.
00:34:16I mean, I barely talk to them anyway, so.
00:34:18Yeah.
00:34:18I mean, I feel you on that.
00:34:21I feel like me and my dad don't see eye-to-eye
00:34:23on anything at all, really.
00:34:25You know, it's nothing to feel guilty about.
00:34:28I butt heads with my mom, like, constantly.
00:34:31Yeah, it's like,
00:34:32any time I try to defend myself,
00:34:33I can't find the right words, you know?
00:34:36Yeah.
00:34:36That's super common in daisy households.
00:34:39We just weren't given a safe space
00:34:40to express ourselves.
00:34:41It's, like, generational.
00:34:43But with me,
00:34:44you can say whatever you like, okay?
00:34:47There's no judgments here.
00:34:49Yeah.
00:34:51I like that.
00:34:54Trust me.
00:34:55I'm going to level you up like crazy while I'm here.
00:34:58Oh, yeah?
00:34:59Yeah.
00:35:01Okay, we'll see.
00:35:05Oh, my God.
00:35:07Is that a choo-choo maka-chingadol?
00:35:09Yeah.
00:35:10Those are so hard to get.
00:35:11Do you want it?
00:35:12Take it.
00:35:13Really?
00:35:14Yeah, I get so much shit said to me,
00:35:16I'm literally trying to declutter, so.
00:35:18Oh, my God.
00:35:20Dude, you're literally living my dream right now.
00:35:23I've been looking for one of these for forever.
00:35:25You're the best.
00:35:33What?
00:35:38My followers are going to freak out.
00:35:42I'm going through puberty.
00:35:43What do you want me to do?
00:35:44I'm not going to stand up in front of the whole gourd, though.
00:35:46I would not want to be you at that time.
00:35:47Oh, so good.
00:35:50All right, I should probably give this up.
00:35:52Let me help you.
00:35:52No, no, no, no.
00:35:53No, relax.
00:35:54No, no, please stop.
00:35:55No, you're the guest.
00:35:56Just chill.
00:35:57You've done all this traveling.
00:35:58You hurt your back.
00:36:00You're so relaxed.
00:36:01Thank you for dinner.
00:36:02Let me Venmo you my half.
00:36:04We're not Venmo in Canada, so.
00:36:06It's on me.
00:36:07Okay, well, each one's fixed.
00:36:08Oh, God.
00:36:10No, now I have to help you.
00:36:11No, just chill.
00:36:12You lost.
00:36:13What are you doing?
00:36:14It's a little spill.
00:36:15It's a tiny spill.
00:36:18Hey, are you a gamer?
00:36:19Yeah.
00:36:21What are you, like, 12?
00:36:22Hey, I play good games, all right?
00:36:24I like online shooters or whatever.
00:36:26Mm.
00:36:28Yeah.
00:36:29Video games are for boys.
00:36:31Can't really change my mind on that.
00:36:33Okay.
00:36:36Well, sleeping arrangements.
00:36:39Why not take the couch?
00:36:40You take the bed.
00:36:41Oh, my God.
00:36:41No, no, no, no.
00:36:42I always sleep on the couch.
00:36:43It's fine.
00:36:44No, no, no, no.
00:36:44I feel really bad.
00:36:44People come over all the time, and I take the couch.
00:36:47No, no, no.
00:36:47Let me take the couch.
00:36:48You take the bed.
00:36:49It's your house.
00:36:49Okay.
00:36:50Okay?
00:36:50No.
00:36:50No, no, no.
00:36:51I mean, you could also always just share, but I don't think it makes sense.
00:36:56Actually, you know, now that you mention it, it has been a really long time since I've
00:36:58had a good night's sleep, so maybe I'll take the bed.
00:37:00Yeah?
00:37:01Yeah, sure.
00:37:02I'm going.
00:37:04All right.
00:37:04Well, um, good night.
00:37:06Bye.
00:37:07Bye.
00:37:09Bye.
00:37:11Bye.
00:37:15Bye.
00:37:22Bye.
00:37:22Yeah, I'll probably just shoot some content and do some sightseeing.
00:37:26Mm-hmm.
00:37:27Dude, the guy has so much stuff.
00:37:28Yeah.
00:37:29Yeah, no, I can get one for you.
00:37:30I'm sure you wouldn't mind.
00:37:32Okay, girl, listen.
00:37:33I'm going to call you later, and I'm going to plan the dates.
00:37:35Okay?
00:37:37Okay, bye.
00:37:39Love you.
00:37:39Oh, my God.
00:37:41Good morning, sleepyhead.
00:37:43It's like, when does this guy wake up?
00:37:47It's almost 9 a.m.
00:37:48So, how'd you sleep?
00:37:51Um, pretty good.
00:37:53Yeah, I think the doom-scrolling thing before bed, uh, might be the move.
00:37:59Mm-hmm.
00:38:00I do have, like, a slight headache, though, for some reason.
00:38:04Well, maybe it's the digital withdrawal?
00:38:07Yeah.
00:38:09I think I might have the perfect remedy for that.
00:38:12Oh, yeah?
00:38:13Mm-hmm.
00:38:15An early morning guide.
00:38:20Meditation!
00:38:22Oh!
00:38:22Oh, for real?
00:38:23Come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:38:24Oh, my God, I suck at meditation.
00:38:26I can't ever focus.
00:38:27Oh, that's because you don't know what you're doing.
00:38:29You've got to follow me.
00:38:31Okay.
00:38:32All right.
00:38:34Breathe in for four.
00:38:37And breathe out for four.
00:38:41Good.
00:38:43Oh, we should totally use the new meditation app that I just launched.
00:38:45That way I can join in, too.
00:38:47You have a meditation app?
00:38:48Mm-hmm, I do.
00:38:49Really?
00:38:50Mm-hmm.
00:38:51That's pretty cool.
00:38:52Thanks.
00:38:53You should totally post this for your followers to see and show them that you're on a new path now.
00:38:57I thought you wanted me to be offline.
00:38:58When you're back online, silly.
00:39:01And don't forget to tag me up.
00:39:02I'd really mean a lot.
00:39:04Thanks.
00:39:05Okay, let's get started.
00:39:08Welcome to Deep Soul Peace Meditation.
00:39:12I'm Maya, your guide.
00:39:14Let's start by sitting straight, breathing in deep, and loosening up.
00:39:20And remember, nothing makes you feel more loose than a scoop of bloomy bells in the morning.
00:39:26Bells and fortifies your gut walls and allows for stools to pass much easier.
00:39:31Use my discount code MAYA15 for 15% off of your first purchase and get your gut blooming healthy yet
00:39:38again.
00:39:40And now, let's just settle in.
00:39:43Another deep breath.
00:39:45And remember, in order to breathe deeper and better, your nasal passages need to be clear.
00:39:50That's why I suggest trying NostroBand.
00:39:53The nasal strips that will have you breathing like your nostrils are the size of an airplane hanger.
00:40:00I have a little surprise for us.
00:40:03Really?
00:40:04Uh-huh.
00:40:05Did you guys have breakfast?
00:40:06Even better!
00:40:10Hey!
00:40:12How are you doing?
00:40:12I'm good.
00:40:13It's been forever.
00:40:14Come in.
00:40:18Who's place is this?
00:40:19Oh, come in.
00:40:20Let me show you.
00:40:20Okay.
00:40:22Did you just meet?
00:40:24I want you to meet my good friend Shannon.
00:40:26He's a, um, holistic healer.
00:40:28What's going on, man?
00:40:29This is a great place.
00:40:31Uh, yeah, thank you.
00:40:32Appreciate it.
00:40:33Nice to meet you.
00:40:33After noticing all the tension in your body, I, uh, decided to get us a little at-home session.
00:40:41Okay, um, what kind of session?
00:40:44Well, I practice a wide range of modalities, and I can assure you that both of you will
00:40:48be nice and relaxed when I'm finished.
00:40:52Yeah, okay.
00:40:53Right on.
00:40:54Are there any areas of concern for you guys?
00:40:56Well, I mean, my neck and shoulders are killing me.
00:40:58Right.
00:40:58It's probably from the backpack and all the traveling, so.
00:41:01Well, why don't we start with a little shouts and massage like the girl days, huh?
00:41:03Oh, okay.
00:41:04What about you, Micah?
00:41:06Um, yeah, I, yeah, I just, like, tight hips and a slight headache.
00:41:11Uh, right, right, right.
00:41:17Your energy, it's blocked.
00:41:20Reiki.
00:41:21Reiki's the way to go.
00:41:23It'll clear things right up.
00:41:24Wish I'd set my things.
00:41:26Oh, uh, well, there's plenty of room in the bedroom.
00:41:27Why don't we go there?
00:41:28Yeah, all right.
00:41:30What do you think, Justine?
00:41:38Sure.
00:41:39Okay.
00:41:39Oh, okay.
00:41:40Okay.
00:41:41I'll go first.
00:41:42Come on.
00:41:43How's your mom, by the way?
00:41:45She's great.
00:41:45Thanks for asking.
00:41:46That's so sweet.
00:41:47She's been asking about your life.
00:41:49Oh, okay.
00:41:49I'll just wait out.
00:41:51Up here.
00:41:55Okay, let's start with those glutes.
00:41:58Oh!
00:41:59Lay still, little Miss Jittery.
00:42:03Oh, yes!
00:42:04Yes!
00:42:06Yes!
00:42:10So, do I just lay here, or, uh...
00:42:13Oh, yeah.
00:42:14Stay still.
00:42:15Close your eyes.
00:42:16Close your eyes.
00:42:17Relax.
00:42:18Relax.
00:42:21Ooh.
00:42:22I'm sensing a lot of tension.
00:42:24Forehead region.
00:42:26Right here.
00:42:27Probably the headache I told you about.
00:42:30Mm.
00:42:31It's probably a headache.
00:42:34Ooh, interesting.
00:42:35Mm.
00:42:41Oof.
00:42:42A lot of heat coming from this area over here in the groin.
00:42:45Wow, real tight.
00:42:47Use a little bit of release, huh?
00:42:49Yeah, the tight hips that I mentioned before.
00:42:52Mm.
00:42:54All right.
00:42:55We made some real progress.
00:42:58That's it?
00:42:59We pinpointed all your issues.
00:43:01Yeah.
00:43:03I told you all my issues.
00:43:05Right.
00:43:06Just stretch a little bit more.
00:43:07Stay hydrated.
00:43:09Drink water.
00:43:10That's key.
00:43:11Okay.
00:43:15So let's pay what you can.
00:43:17Oh.
00:43:18Yeah, I thought this was a hookup thing.
00:43:21We got to pay rent somehow, right?
00:43:25Yeah.
00:43:26Yeah.
00:43:26Okay.
00:43:31So usually these type of procedures are around, like, 150.
00:43:35And that's on the low end.
00:43:37Okay.
00:43:40Per person.
00:43:41Because Maya.
00:43:43Yeah.
00:43:44Right.
00:43:49Great, man.
00:43:51So I'm just going to ask you one last question.
00:43:59You got this.
00:44:05Unreal.
00:44:07Thank you so much, man, for supporting my art.
00:44:14Stay tight.
00:44:19Thank you so much.
00:44:21I got you, my love.
00:44:22Anytime.
00:44:28What the hell was that?
00:44:30I don't know.
00:44:32I'm so sorry.
00:44:33I don't...
00:44:34I was trying to be a good friend and support him.
00:44:36I think he's new to all of this.
00:44:38Yeah, clearly.
00:44:39I'm sorry.
00:44:40Oh!
00:44:42Well, thank you for paying, though.
00:44:44That's really nice of you.
00:44:45I mean, I didn't really have a choice.
00:44:47Oh, God.
00:44:48Fuck.
00:44:49Okay.
00:44:52I have another surprise plan for us.
00:44:54But it's tonight.
00:44:55How about no more surprises, then?
00:44:57Let's just do something regular.
00:44:58Like, go out or go watch a movie.
00:45:00Oh, no, no.
00:45:00Don't be nervous.
00:45:01It'll be fun.
00:45:03Plus, did you know that tonight's a full moon?
00:45:05Okay.
00:45:06So, who knows what kind of crazy things could happen during the full moon?
00:45:12Okay, look.
00:45:13I need to go shoot some content with a friend.
00:45:16Why don't you meet me at 6 p.m. at Kensington Market?
00:45:19Okay.
00:45:20Okay?
00:45:20Yeah.
00:45:21I'll text you.
00:45:22Okay.
00:45:23Sounds good.
00:45:24Okay.
00:45:25Bye.
00:45:26See you.
00:45:36You're telling me you still haven't cracked that?
00:45:38I don't know what's going on, man.
00:45:39Like, it's flirty, but I don't know.
00:45:41The vibe just feels off.
00:45:43Maybe you're friend-zoned.
00:45:45Women are like horses.
00:45:47Like, they're beautiful, and you just got to let them go.
00:45:50What the fuck does that mean?
00:45:51I don't know.
00:45:54Yo, how long is she staying for?
00:45:55Bro, that's the thing, man.
00:45:56She hasn't even booked her flight back yet.
00:45:57And on top of that, she applied to Love Island.
00:46:00Like, why, bro?
00:46:00Like, the love is right here.
00:46:02And the island's right here.
00:46:04Man, that shit isn't even real anyways.
00:46:06They just do that to go viral.
00:46:07Dude, she brought one of her homies in to do, like, a massage Reiki session.
00:46:11The guy didn't do nothing.
00:46:13Was it a dude?
00:46:13Yeah, man.
00:46:14It was a dude.
00:46:14And he was hot.
00:46:15He was really hot.
00:46:17What's his name?
00:46:18Shannon.
00:46:18I know that guy.
00:46:20Would you do?
00:46:20Yeah.
00:46:21He fixed me.
00:46:22He didn't do shit for me.
00:46:23It was amazing.
00:46:25On top of that, $150 per person.
00:46:27$150?
00:46:28$150 per person, $300, plus tip.
00:46:30What the fuck?
00:46:31That's crazy.
00:46:32And also, she has some, like, ritual planned for me tonight.
00:46:34Like, a full moon thing.
00:46:34It's like, can't we just have, like, a regular date, you know?
00:46:37Just, like, hold hands.
00:46:38Just go watch a movie.
00:46:39Yeah.
00:46:39Look at the turtles in the lake.
00:46:41Look at the turtles in the lake.
00:46:43Count the doves in the sky.
00:46:45Steal a truck.
00:46:46Steal a truck.
00:46:48I don't know, man.
00:46:48I feel like I just got to talk to somebody that, like, gets it.
00:46:50I got to talk to, like, a chick, you know?
00:47:02Don't even think about it.
00:47:03Boundaries, man.
00:47:04Got to respect women.
00:47:06Plus, all good pussy costs money no matter what.
00:47:09Look, think of everything you could learn, right?
00:47:11The moon is, like, a beautiful planet.
00:47:14I'm learning so much.
00:47:15I've been seeing this girl.
00:47:16She's, like...
00:47:16Wait, really?
00:47:17Since when?
00:47:18I don't know, like, three weeks.
00:47:19She's from a different country.
00:47:21She speaks another language.
00:47:22It's...
00:47:22How did you even meet this girl?
00:47:24At work.
00:47:25Dude, I feel like I'm finally realizing who Neil is, like, deep down.
00:47:29I feel like a Navabunda.
00:47:31Yo, look at this guy picking up his mother tongue.
00:47:33Not bad.
00:47:34Anyways, he's right.
00:47:36You're the universe experiencing itself through interesting experiences.
00:47:40If you play it safe and boring, you're just gonna delete it.
00:47:44Huh.
00:47:45That's really profound.
00:47:48Okay.
00:47:49Yeah, no.
00:47:49I'll do the full moon thing.
00:47:51See, you don't need chipping.
00:47:56Oh, fuck.
00:47:58I fucking told you, man.
00:48:00I don't have a driver right now.
00:48:01What the fuck do you want me to do?
00:48:03What's wrong with him?
00:48:04I don't know.
00:48:05Some client's pissed off.
00:48:07I can't fucking do it right now.
00:48:09I fucking told you that.
00:48:09All right, I gotta go study.
00:48:11Study?
00:48:12Study for what?
00:48:14Just life.
00:48:15Studying life.
00:48:17Don't worry about it.
00:48:19Okay.
00:48:20Fuck you.
00:48:20I love you.
00:48:21All right.
00:48:30Oora.
00:48:31Oora.
00:48:33Era.
00:48:34Era.
00:48:36Eri.
00:48:37Eri.
00:48:38Eri like eyes.
00:48:40Era.
00:48:41Like eyes.
00:48:42Era like eyes.
00:48:44Eri-li.
00:48:45Eri-li like your eyes.
00:48:48They're so sasa-sensual.
00:48:56Stop it.
00:48:58You sasa-silly.
00:49:00Ha ha ha ha ha.
00:49:02Ha ha ha.
00:49:02You need to focus.
00:49:05These are all just things a baby says.
00:49:07Stop.
00:49:08Like every baby can speak Punjabi.
00:49:10They're like...
00:49:11Da-da-da-da-da.
00:49:12Ba-ba-ba.
00:49:14Okay, get serious.
00:49:16Ba-ba-ba.
00:49:17Zaza.
00:49:17That's weed.
00:49:19Hey, shut the fuck up, man.
00:49:21Ha ha ha ha ha.
00:49:33Life could be wonderful, it could be a breeze.
00:49:37Like the bluebells in spring and the humming breeze.
00:49:41Walking down the avenue hand in hand with you.
00:49:44Makes me feel like a bird in the trees
00:49:47One moonlight night
00:49:50Counting stars with you
00:49:52And that smile on your face
00:49:54And the twinkle in your eyes
00:49:56Makes me feel as though I'm going into space
00:50:00Life can be wonderful
00:50:04To be with you
00:50:08I'd spend my whole life through
00:50:12Making love to you
00:50:15Life can be beautiful with your Johnny Wayne
00:50:18Every moment I'd spend
00:50:20Oh my god
00:50:30Hey, it's the Harry Potter wand songer
00:50:34Oh my god, here, come here
00:50:37Aren't these so pretty?
00:50:41The rocks?
00:50:42What am I looking at?
00:50:44They're crystals, just me
00:50:45And they're very powerful
00:50:46Okay, different energies
00:50:47That align with different frequencies
00:50:49And chakras
00:50:50Damn, what the hell?
00:50:51Fifty dollars for a tiny ass pink rock?
00:50:53Shh
00:50:53Pick one
00:50:55For who?
00:50:57For me?
00:50:58Yes
00:50:58I want you to use your intuition
00:51:00And see what you resonate with
00:51:04Okay
00:51:11Okay
00:51:12Okay, okay
00:51:14What drew you to this one?
00:51:15I don't know, it just feels like it's the best one to skip
00:51:17Using the same thought process I would if I were at a beach, you know
00:51:20I just feel like it's so flat and smooth
00:51:21It's just
00:51:23Yeah, like eight, nine skips out of this one
00:51:25If I really kind of angle it right
00:51:26Thank you so much
00:51:28It's perfect
00:51:29Okay, I don't appreciate you making fun of something this powerful
00:51:35You for real?
00:51:36Mm-hmm
00:51:36Yeah, you're being childish
00:51:39I was just joking
00:51:41I am just the type of person that uses truth with my words
00:51:44I don't use humor as an avoidant technique
00:51:46You joke around with me all the time
00:51:51Okay
00:51:53Fine
00:51:53My bad
00:52:01Okay
00:52:02Okay
00:52:03A blue tiger eye
00:52:04Connected to the throat chakra
00:52:08What does that mean?
00:52:09It means it helps with communication
00:52:11Something you may be lacking in
00:52:14Okay, I'm not that bad
00:52:16I literally talk for a living
00:52:24I'm not going to throw a coat in that shit
00:52:34Wow, what a beautiful selection
00:52:37Oh, thank you
00:52:38Your total is $553
00:52:40Will that be cash or card?
00:52:49What the fuck?
00:52:51How?
00:52:55Yeah, card is fine
00:52:56Okay, tap whenever you're ready
00:52:58Are you interested in trying some of our incense today?
00:53:02First, let us write down
00:53:03Whatever we want to let go of
00:53:05On this piece of rubber
00:53:06Okay
00:53:08Me first?
00:53:09Mm-hmm
00:53:13Just let it come to you
00:53:14Then we'll charge the crystals under the moon overnight
00:53:17To maximize their healing power
00:53:39Ready?
00:53:40Yeah
00:53:40Oh shit
00:53:42Pyrotechnics
00:53:43It's cold
00:53:44Shh
00:53:44Yeah, sorry
00:53:45Now we burn away
00:53:47What doesn't serve us anymore
00:54:06Step one done
00:54:07How do you feel?
00:54:09Honestly
00:54:10I feel pretty good
00:54:11Not gonna lie
00:54:12Right?
00:54:13Yeah
00:54:14I mean, I was almost tempted to make fun of it again
00:54:17But
00:54:18That felt nice
00:54:19I feel lighter
00:54:21That's good
00:54:21Yeah
00:54:22It's so good
00:54:22Yeah, yeah, I love that
00:54:28Shit
00:54:30Is everything okay?
00:54:33Yeah
00:54:34Yeah, I know everything's fine
00:54:37Yeah, let's just get these crystals charged, yeah?
00:54:41Can I just use your balcony?
00:54:43Yeah
00:54:43Yeah
00:54:43Go over it
00:54:44Okay
00:55:02Fuck, are you fucking serious right now?
00:55:05What the fuck?
00:55:07Oh my god
00:55:08Oh my god
00:55:09Just me
00:55:09Were you not gonna mention that you have a shitty ass view that doesn't even face the direction of the
00:55:12moon?
00:55:14Wait, are you okay?
00:55:15What's going on?
00:55:16Don't you have another balcony or something?
00:55:18No, this is the only balcony
00:55:19What am I, the Pope?
00:55:20Well, can we use the neighbor's balcony?
00:55:22No
00:55:23Why not?
00:55:24Because I'm not gonna go ask the neighbors if we can use their balcony to charge a bunch of rocks
00:55:27God, why?
00:55:29Because it's a weird request
00:55:30Oh my god
00:55:31Just me
00:55:31Look, I'm fucking going through it right now, okay?
00:55:33And I really needed these crystals charged tonight because I really needed their guidance
00:55:36But your tiniest place with the shitty ass balcony is totally fucking me over right now
00:55:39Hold on, what are you
00:55:39What is going on?
00:55:41Look, why don't we just leave these crystals out, right?
00:55:43The moon will get to a certain point in the sky
00:55:45Just me
00:55:45It will shine through the buildings and you'll get like some sort of charge
00:55:48Like 20, 30 percent
00:55:49It's better than nothing, yeah?
00:55:50This is another one of your stupid fucking jokes
00:55:53Like seriously, what is wrong with you?
00:55:56Look, I don't know, man, I'm just trying to
00:55:59I'm just trying to help, okay?
00:56:00I don't know how this all works
00:56:01You should have a bigger spot without a shit view
00:56:05Are you not supposed to be successful or something?
00:56:14Wow
00:56:15You know what?
00:56:15Fuck it
00:56:16I'm going to sleep
00:56:51I'm going to sleep
00:57:08I'm going to sleep
00:57:08I'm going to sleep
00:57:10I'm going to sleep
00:57:27And so I'm thinking
00:57:27Maybe I travel to Bali for another two to three months
00:57:30I go to Thailand from there
00:57:32Nice
00:57:33Oh, and I also have this amazing friend in Budapest
00:57:35Who's got this beautiful wellness scene
00:57:37That I could totally tap in with
00:57:38Yeah, sounds dope
00:57:43Okay
00:57:43What is with you?
00:57:46What?
00:57:46You are so close off right now
00:57:48Look at your body language
00:57:49Your arms are crossed
00:57:51You have no expression on your face
00:57:52You're so distant
00:57:54Yeah, I don't know
00:57:55I'm just like
00:57:57Whatever
00:57:59Whatever
00:58:00Oh my god
00:58:01Use your words
00:58:05You're just going to act like whatever happened last night wasn't weird
00:58:07Weird?
00:58:08It was actually quite upsetting
00:58:10I just found out I didn't make it to Love Island
00:58:13And I'd rather not talk about it
00:58:15So you just take your frustration out on me and my condo instead?
00:58:18You don't take anything seriously
00:58:20Your problem is you take things way too seriously
00:58:22Okay, you know what?
00:58:24I am doing the work to align with my higher self and higher purpose
00:58:27So I'm very sorry if that's not fun for you
00:58:30But I do not take that lightly
00:58:31I'm not like you
00:58:32Holding yourself back from abundance
00:58:34Just me
00:58:34You should totally have a bigger place
00:58:36Considering who you are and all the influence you have
00:58:39Is that so wrong?
00:58:41I'm living within my needs
00:58:42No
00:58:42You don't live abundantly
00:58:44I'm being serious
00:58:45Oh my god
00:58:46You could be manifesting and aligning your 4D self with more money and a bigger apartment
00:58:50But instead just mean you were just stuck in the 3D
00:58:56What the hell does that even mean?
00:58:58Like you just love throwing around all these like weird terms
00:59:01No explanation
00:59:02How am I supposed to understand what you're saying?
00:59:04Like do you even know what you're saying?
00:59:05Of course
00:59:06Okay, explain it then
00:59:07Explain what?
00:59:09Explain wherever the hell it is you're trying to say
00:59:11And use regular words that ordinary humans understand
00:59:14Go ahead
00:59:16Go ahead
00:59:17Fine
00:59:22If you had signed a lease on a bigger apartment
00:59:25Even if it cost you a few thousand more
00:59:27The universe would have provided you with the extra cash flow
00:59:30If you had reprogrammed your subconscious mind
00:59:32To allow for more space to attract more abundance
00:59:36Of course
00:59:37It's that easy
00:59:38It's that easy, of course
00:59:42What the fuck does that even mean?
00:59:45Like what are you saying?
00:59:47Just wish for money and it magically appears?
00:59:50You won't understand
00:59:50No, I don't think you understand
00:59:52What about the work it takes?
00:59:54You just haven't reached that stage of enlightenment
00:59:56There's levels to this
01:00:02I can't with you, man
01:00:04You're just
01:00:05A completely different person
01:00:07What do you mean?
01:00:08You're just so different now
01:00:09No, I've always been this way
01:00:10No, you haven't
01:00:12You used to be way cooler
01:00:14And way more chill
01:00:15But now you've adopted this fake surface level woke Instagram persona
01:00:19And you don't even understand what it is
01:00:21I think it's all bullshit
01:00:22Really?
01:00:23Yeah
01:00:23And you're always preaching about healing and alignment
01:00:26But you yourself aren't even any of those things
01:00:29You're a mess
01:00:32Wow
01:00:32And on top of that
01:00:34You're entitled
01:00:35Okay?
01:00:36You expect princess treatment everywhere we go
01:00:38You're using me for clout
01:00:39And then you dangle your sexuality in front of me
01:00:42Like for what?
01:00:43Just so you have a place to stay?
01:00:44I thought you were being a nice friend to me
01:00:46By offering me a place to stay
01:00:48Now you expect sex?
01:00:50No
01:00:51Look, I just barely got over Max
01:00:54And then you came back into my life
01:00:56And I thought this would be something special
01:00:58So you just used me to get over your ex?
01:01:01No, I liked you
01:01:02And I like you too
01:01:04No, you don't
01:01:05I do
01:01:05No, you don't
01:01:07You're just a
01:01:09A homosexual
01:01:11A what?
01:01:12Like a person who dates somebody just to have a place to live
01:01:15And at this point
01:01:16I'm becoming extremely
01:01:22Homophobic
01:01:23I'm sorry?
01:01:27I appreciate everything you did for me
01:01:29Okay?
01:01:29You really helped me a lot
01:01:30And I'm very thankful
01:01:31But I just
01:01:32Can't go through the ups and downs anymore
01:01:35I'm done
01:01:38Okay?
01:01:40I think you should book your flight back
01:01:42Now
01:01:44Or find somewhere else to stay
01:01:56Looks like I finally got it to open up after all
01:02:06Chicken's really good
01:02:09Well
01:02:10Thanks again for letting me crash
01:02:12Um
01:02:14I left your phone on charge for you in your bedroom
01:02:16So
01:02:18Okay
01:02:22Oh, um
01:02:23I
01:02:23Would you mind just making a quick video of me entering in your place?
01:02:25I just
01:02:26It's the last bit of my Toronto vlog that I have left
01:02:28Uh
01:02:28If you could just hold the phone up right
01:02:30Yep, right here
01:02:34Okay
01:02:34Um
01:02:37Sorry, I'll just take two seconds
01:02:39I'll finish the vlog
01:02:42Okay
01:02:43Okay
01:02:45Just
01:02:47Can you just make sure it's framed up right?
01:02:50I'm just going to enter into the unit
01:02:52And then you just
01:02:54Make sure it's framed
01:02:55What are you doing?
01:02:58No
01:02:58I need you through
01:03:05Woo
01:03:06Yes
01:03:08Yes
01:03:09Thank you
01:03:10God
01:03:10Finally
01:03:11Fuck
01:03:12Woo
01:03:13Yeah
01:03:15Woo
01:03:17Oh my God
01:03:19Oh
01:03:21All right
01:03:25What are you doing?
01:03:42What are you doing?
01:03:47Hey
01:03:47What are you doing?
01:04:06What are you doing?
01:04:06How do you doing?