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00:00:15A lot of people ask what I've been up to since high school.
00:00:21Honestly, nothing good.
00:00:54It is the night, my body is weak.
00:00:58I'm on the run, no time to sleep.
00:01:02I've got to ride, ride like the wind, to be free again.
00:01:10And I've got such a long way to go, to make it to the border of Mexico.
00:01:18So I ride, ride like the wind, ride like the wind.
00:01:26I've got to ride like the wind.
00:01:28I've got to ride like the wind.
00:01:52I'm going to ride like the wind.
00:01:58I'm going to ride like the wind.
00:01:59I'm going to ride like the wind.
00:02:05I'm going to ride like the wind.
00:02:12And I'm going to ride like the wind.
00:02:22And I'm going to ride like the wind.
00:02:29Fuck!
00:02:32Okay.
00:02:34Shh.
00:02:38Okay, I'll go back.
00:02:47Come on!
00:03:00There's a couple.
00:03:21Fuck!
00:03:25Ah!
00:03:28Oh my...
00:03:41Shit.
00:04:01Ah!
00:04:04Ah...
00:04:05Ah, ah, ah, ah...
00:04:06Ah, ah, ah...
00:04:11Ah!
00:04:24Oh shit!
00:04:45There we go.
00:04:54Okay.
00:05:19There we go.
00:05:36There we go.
00:05:38There we go.
00:05:43There we go.
00:05:47There we go.
00:05:50There we go.
00:05:52There we go.
00:05:59There we go.
00:06:01There we go.
00:06:07There we go.
00:06:15There we go.
00:06:16There we go.
00:06:25You want a cup of milk?
00:06:35Sure.
00:06:53That's the best fucking milk I've ever had.
00:06:56It's Dahlia's.
00:07:01Thank you, Dahlia.
00:07:05We want to thank you, Lord Jesus Christ, for giving us our daily bread and for giving
00:07:10us our trespasses.
00:07:12And Lord, please guide our new friend Ruby and her college newspaper to help expose the
00:07:19pure evil that's poured across our border and poisoning our great nation, the United States
00:07:24of America.
00:07:25Amen.
00:07:29Amen.
00:07:30Amen.
00:07:31Let's eat.
00:07:33All right, pass the eggs.
00:07:34We're gonna help you get your place with you.
00:07:35Here, let me get some first, Dad.
00:07:38This is our address.
00:07:39Will you be sure to send you an article when it's in the paper?
00:07:42Yeah, as long as the commies at college don't censor it.
00:07:46You're doing the Lord's work.
00:07:49Hope to see you again soon.
00:07:51Thank you so much.
00:07:51Good luck with everything.
00:07:52Yeah.
00:07:53Bye, guys.
00:07:54Bye.
00:07:55Bye.
00:07:55Bye.
00:07:56Bye.
00:07:56I wish you well.
00:08:00Safe travels.
00:08:01God bless.
00:08:02Bye.
00:08:03Bye.
00:08:03Bye.
00:08:11I just got my permit.
00:08:26God bless, Ruby.
00:08:30I've never been on the internet.
00:08:33You know, Daisy, I think you got it made.
00:08:38But I can't help but be curious.
00:08:42All the people out there living big, exciting lives.
00:08:50I trade spots with you in a heartbeat.
00:08:55Bye.
00:09:03Bye.
00:09:04You get too much in a shiver,
00:09:07shiver.
00:09:08Love enough and you're gonna die.
00:09:22You ought to come back out in the spring and meet Dahlia's baby.
00:09:27I just might.
00:09:40Oh, shit!
00:09:42Hey, Faso!
00:09:43USA!
00:09:44USA!
00:09:45USA!
00:09:46USA!
00:09:48USA!
00:09:49USA!
00:09:50USA!
00:09:51USA!
00:09:53USA!
00:09:54USA!
00:09:55USA!
00:10:00USA!
00:10:04USA!
00:10:05USA!
00:10:08USA!
00:10:09USA!
00:10:10USA!
00:10:13USA!
00:10:15USA!
00:10:16USA!
00:10:17USA!
00:10:17USA!
00:10:17USA!
00:11:33Hello, Rue.
00:11:35Hey, baby.
00:11:38Where's my car?
00:11:39I had to leave behind.
00:11:41I guess I'll just add it to your tab then.
00:11:45A few years after high school, I was working at a smoke shop.
00:11:49Could I just get a raw cone, please?
00:11:51Yeah, for sure.
00:11:55You can keep the change, actually. Thanks.
00:11:58Okay.
00:12:10Lori, hey.
00:12:11How are you?
00:12:12You owe me money.
00:12:14I know, yeah.
00:12:15I was gonna pay you back.
00:12:16You were?
00:12:17Yeah.
00:12:18But then, you know, you moved.
00:12:21I don't really have, like, 10 grand right now.
00:12:23You don't owe me 10 grand, silly.
00:12:26I don't?
00:12:27No.
00:12:28You did 46 months ago.
00:12:30And, um, now $10,000 at a 20% monthly interest rate over 46 months means that you actually owe
00:12:39me, uh, $43,887,000.
00:12:46Uh, $43 million.
00:12:50I'll settle for $100,000, but I bet you don't have that either.
00:12:59And that is how I became a drug mule.
00:13:19Here we go.
00:13:20Here we go.
00:13:34Here we go.
00:13:44Swallow.
00:13:45Um, I don't, I don't really think that's possible.
00:13:51Claro que sí.
00:13:53Disfruta.
00:14:09The most important thing is to make sure each balloon is properly sealed.
00:14:18Uh.
00:14:19Uh.
00:14:24Uh.
00:14:26Uh.
00:14:30Uh.
00:14:32Uh.
00:14:33After a few runs,
00:14:35I decided to bring a friend.
00:14:39Uh.
00:14:43Uh.
00:14:44Uh.
00:15:02The danger of body packing is, if a balloon breaks, you die.
00:15:15When I'm there, maybe more than a kilo.
00:15:20Let's go fishing, brother.
00:15:55Let's go fishing.
00:16:08Yo.
00:16:09Sorry.
00:16:10Don't, man.
00:16:11I can only clench for so long.
00:16:13Yeah, I know, but you gotta keep that shit up there, all right?
00:16:16Read through it.
00:16:19Damn.
00:16:20Sorry.
00:16:21Hey, what the fuck did you eat?
00:16:24I'm good, thank you.
00:16:32Turn the engine off, please.
00:16:36Passports.
00:16:42What were you ladies doing in Mexico?
00:16:44Uh, I was just showing my girl how the mamacitas do it down here.
00:16:53Ruby Bennett?
00:16:55That's me.
00:16:57Hey, Valentin?
00:17:00Have fun?
00:17:02No.
00:17:04Do do.
00:17:05Do do.
00:17:12Do, do, do.
00:17:12Do, do, do.
00:17:13Do, do, do.
00:17:14Do, do, do.
00:17:17Do, do, do.
00:17:24Do.
00:17:50Welcome to America.
00:17:51Thank you, sir.
00:18:05Get this strainer.
00:18:06It's in the dishwasher.
00:18:08My man.
00:18:09Come on, bro.
00:18:12Hang in there.
00:18:13Hang in there.
00:18:14Okay.
00:18:14Okay.
00:18:15I got you.
00:18:16What the fuck are you doing?
00:18:17Just breathe, man.
00:18:18I had an accident.
00:18:20You better get the bucket.
00:18:22Shh.
00:18:22Shh.
00:18:22No.
00:18:23No.
00:18:26And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how Fenton is smuggled into the United States.
00:18:34Oh, yeah.
00:18:37Oh, yeah.
00:18:38That's enough to do.
00:18:39Oh, yeah.
00:18:41Oh, yeah.
00:18:42Oh, yeah.
00:18:42After Fesco's house got raided, Lori left East Highland and went into business with her cousin
00:18:47Harley and his son Wayne.
00:18:51I'm not saying they're inbred, but I have my suspicions.
00:18:57Looks good, right?
00:18:58Mr. Rue, you haven't been killed or caught yet.
00:19:02He, he, he, he, he.
00:19:04Praise the Lord.
00:19:06Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:19:07I'd done a dozen runs over the course of two years.
00:19:10And somehow ended up their number one mule.
00:19:14I guess we finally found something.
00:19:15Go ahead.
00:19:23You think Wayne liked the spaghetti?
00:19:27Um, I think Wayne likes you.
00:19:33You know, he's trying to get out of the drug business.
00:19:37Yeah, I don't know about that.
00:19:41He's been saving up.
00:19:43That's why he's got a lot of money in his safe.
00:19:48What's safe?
00:19:50The big one in his basement.
00:19:52He wants to get into avocados, and you can make a lot of money with avocados.
00:20:06What else does he have in that safe?
00:20:08Uh, I don't know. Important stuff.
00:20:13Where's the key?
00:20:14On his belt.
00:20:17What if there was a way to, like, take off his belt?
00:20:25I think I can figure that out.
00:20:28In between runs, I'd pick up extra cash driving for Uber.
00:20:37I left the old farm down in Texas.
00:20:42And bombed all around for a time.
00:20:46Then one day I found myself staring.
00:20:50At a sign that rips on certain vine.
00:20:55The big cars and the views.
00:20:57The city is crumbling.
00:20:58Crime is out of control.
00:21:01Somebody's got to do something.
00:21:03Yeah, totally.
00:21:06Ooh, up here on the right.
00:21:08Oh, okay.
00:21:11All right.
00:21:12Let's go.
00:21:13You stay in trouble.
00:21:14Yeah, will do, Batman.
00:21:18My winder?
00:21:20Hey, babe, how are you?
00:21:28Yo, Howard!
00:21:29It's Bennett! Open up!
00:21:36Hey!
00:21:37Hey!
00:21:38How was Arizona?
00:21:40Um, yeah, it was great.
00:21:41Uh, just got to hang out with Gia, and she's doing good.
00:21:44She's, like, top of her class.
00:21:45So was I.
00:21:48I know.
00:21:49Sometimes, Lexi would let me crash on her couch.
00:21:53But I always came with a lecture.
00:21:55What are your long-term goals?
00:21:58And since I couldn't be honest about what I'd been up to,
00:22:01I'd be fake.
00:22:02Right now, it's kind of just a day at a time.
00:22:05You have to plan for the future, because pretty soon,
00:22:07Uber drivers are going to be extinct.
00:22:09I mean, it's all going to be automated, like AI.
00:22:12They're not going to need people like you.
00:22:15Right.
00:22:20You know, I met these, uh, these Christians on a homestead in Texas.
00:22:25Christians in Texas?
00:22:27It was a drop-off, but, yeah, the Miller family.
00:22:31I can't stop thinking about them.
00:22:33There's, like, six kids.
00:22:35And they lived on a farm with, like, a bunch of animals.
00:22:39And no technology.
00:22:41No nothing.
00:22:42And I genuinely think that they were the happiest people
00:22:45I've ever met in my life.
00:22:47Because they're in a cult.
00:22:48Oh, well, maybe that's the answer.
00:22:52Christianity?
00:22:52I just feel like if I grew up religious, maybe my life would be better.
00:22:57Well, I'm not going to be friends with a Christian.
00:23:00Why?
00:23:02Because they're judgmental.
00:23:11You know, you really should call Fez.
00:23:15Yeah, I know.
00:23:17I feel guilty, but I just, I haven't, I haven't had any time.
00:23:20I've been really busy.
00:23:22Yeah, well, you're free today.
00:23:24This is rare.
00:23:25Like, I work, like, seven days a week.
00:23:28Yeah, well, he misses you.
00:23:30Did he say that?
00:23:32Multiple times.
00:23:35I don't know.
00:23:36My hours and his hours don't really line up, so it's hard.
00:23:41I'll just, like, pick up the phone and call him.
00:23:43It's not like he's going anywhere.
00:23:45He's in prison for 30 years.
00:23:50Lexi was working in Hollywood on a nighttime soap.
00:23:56Her boss, Patti Lance, was an industry legend.
00:24:01Writers are the engineers of the human soul.
00:24:04People underestimate the power of entertainment.
00:24:09What you see on television directly impacts the way we see one another.
00:24:16The decisions we make at home, in schools, and more importantly, what we do at the ballot box.
00:24:25Okay?
00:24:26That means it's really important that we get 7-12 together.
00:24:32Lexi felt right at home.
00:24:34She was surrounded by smart, creative people who cared about the world.
00:24:37This election is giving me so much anxiety.
00:24:42Unlike her sister, who's living in some right-wing suburban bubble.
00:24:51How much is that doggy in the window?
00:24:57The one with the waggly tail?
00:25:04How much is that doggy in the window?
00:25:08I do hope that doggy is for sale.
00:25:19How much is that doggy in the window?
00:25:24I do hope that doggy is for sale.
00:25:27I do hope that doggy is for sale.
00:25:27Black people who are doing .
00:25:31I'm not the one with the presume.
00:25:33I'll work that dog it will happen.
00:25:39I walk right away and ignore them.
00:25:39So, I go to work all day.
00:25:41I come home, and you're pretending to be a puppy dog.
00:25:45I'm just creating content.
00:25:48There are dishes in the sink from last night's dinner.
00:25:51There are flies buzzing around.
00:25:53I am so sorry, Mr. Nate.
00:25:55No, do not apologize, Juana. You work for the two of us.
00:25:57She is a housekeeper, not a videographer.
00:26:00Well, she's good at both.
00:26:02I pay her to do one. Get to work.
00:26:04Cheers, Mr. Nate.
00:26:11How many times do we have to talk about this?
00:26:14I am in the real world making deals.
00:26:17If an investor comes across a video like this online, I'm a joke.
00:26:20People make money doing this.
00:26:22Think about what you're saying. What you're actually saying.
00:26:25How much is that doggy in the window?
00:26:28Who's the doggy?
00:26:30I'm the doggy.
00:26:31So you're for sale?
00:26:32No.
00:26:33No, but what you're saying is you can buy me.
00:26:36It's just a funny video.
00:26:38Except you're not a doggy. You're a grown woman.
00:26:40So that makes you a what?
00:26:46A prostitute.
00:26:49No, I am not a prostitute.
00:26:51Then stop acting like you are.
00:26:53You are blowing this way out of proportion.
00:26:55I am growing my following.
00:26:56This brand might sponsor me. It's called monetization.
00:26:59Mm-hmm.
00:27:06Come.
00:27:08Just...
00:27:15Just...
00:27:16Just sit.
00:27:25You don't need to worry about money.
00:27:27I've got money.
00:27:29Why haven't we remodeled the living room?
00:27:32Or the kitchen or the master en suite?
00:27:34Maybe we will.
00:27:36Maybe we will.
00:27:36But right now I'm investing in myself.
00:27:39In the business.
00:27:41It takes money to make money.
00:27:44Let me chip in.
00:27:45No.
00:27:54You've been a bad, bad dog.
00:27:59Mm.
00:28:01Woof, woof.
00:28:05Nate had taken over his dad's business.
00:28:09How about this?
00:28:10Just turn them on and pretend.
00:28:12Pretend to do what?
00:28:14Work.
00:28:16We gotta put on a shower.
00:28:19All right, boss.
00:28:20But what he didn't realize is how fucking hard it is to build in Southern California.
00:28:27Their wedding was around the corner.
00:28:31And Cassie was dreaming big.
00:28:35Fuck.
00:29:02How's it going, buddy?
00:29:03Hey, how are you?
00:29:03Nice to see you.
00:29:04How's it going on?
00:29:05Thank you for coming out.
00:29:06I know.
00:29:07It's all happening.
00:29:09I got an A++ team.
00:29:10What's going on?
00:29:12You know how many baby boomers died today?
00:29:13What's going on?
00:29:17You know how many baby boomers died today?
00:29:20No.
00:29:216,000.
00:29:22Jesus.
00:29:23Boomer dies every 15 seconds.
00:29:25You fast forward 10 years from now, it's a tidal wave of death.
00:29:29There's only two things certain in this life, and that's death and taxes.
00:29:34Sun Settlers will be the premier end-of-life transitional facility in California.
00:29:39We're gonna offer dignity and care when these people need it most.
00:29:43You don't have to sell me.
00:29:45I just need to make sure things are moving smoothly before I invest in the second round.
00:29:49Smoothly.
00:29:49Yeah.
00:29:51Take a look at what we got going on here.
00:29:54These guys have been here since the crack of dawn.
00:29:57Trust me, Kurt.
00:29:58We're gonna make a killing.
00:30:00If Fred ever tried to tell me what I could and could not post on social media, I'd castrate him.
00:30:06He just doesn't get the online world.
00:30:08I mean, people make so much money using it.
00:30:10I don't wanna have to fight about the prices of floral arrangements or a wedding cake or ice luges.
00:30:16I don't think you can make money that fast.
00:30:17I mean, you can on OnlyFans.
00:30:20Isn't that porn?
00:30:21See, I used to think the same thing, but I started reading and it's actually the biggest misconception.
00:30:27I mean, the platforms used to sell content, communicate, I'd be the one in charge.
00:30:32Wait.
00:30:33Are you really considering this?
00:30:34I mean, I wasn't.
00:30:35Not until Nate started nickel and diming me.
00:30:38So what would you be posting?
00:30:41I don't know.
00:30:42Probably the same stuff that I post on Instagram.
00:30:46So why would people pay for it?
00:30:48To form a deeper connection with me.
00:30:50Like, imagine all the unhappy men in the world for just $50.
00:30:56They could get a personalized pick and text from me saying,
00:31:00Good morning, handsome.
00:31:02Thinking about you today.
00:31:05That's it?
00:31:06People just wanna feel special.
00:31:13Well, good luck with Nate.
00:31:15Wait.
00:31:18Don't underestimate me.
00:31:36Hey, Kelly.
00:31:38Hey.
00:31:47Are you seeing anyone?
00:31:49No.
00:31:53You?
00:31:54Nah.
00:31:57You hear about Jules?
00:32:00No.
00:32:02Don't tell her I told you, but Maddie told me she's a sugar baby.
00:32:07A sugar baby?
00:32:09A hooker.
00:32:10But there's a difference, right?
00:32:11Sugar babies don't have to have sex.
00:32:13That's like carrying a chef who doesn't cook.
00:32:15You ready?
00:32:17Maddie worked in management.
00:32:19Representing influencers and a few actors.
00:32:21Including Dylan Reed.
00:32:29The heartthrob of L.A. Nights.
00:32:35And action!
00:32:50You're drunk.
00:32:51I just had to build up the courage.
00:32:58Cut.
00:32:59Cut it!
00:33:01Gorgeous.
00:33:03What if he kisses her and then says the line?
00:33:07The kiss is the button.
00:33:10Let's try it.
00:33:13Spinner.
00:33:14Spinner.
00:33:14Kiss her.
00:33:15Then the line.
00:33:16Okay.
00:33:17And action!
00:33:22You're drunk.
00:33:26I just had to build up the courage.
00:33:32Good note.
00:33:34And cut!
00:33:35That's a cut.
00:33:37That was the day.
00:33:38Lexi gained Dylan's respect.
00:33:42Hey, Lisa.
00:34:02Uh...
00:34:03Maddie's job appeared more glamorous than it was.
00:34:06Most days she was stuck behind a desk.
00:34:13Spenser's office.
00:34:14This is Maddie speaking.
00:34:16Hi.
00:34:17Yeah.
00:34:17Please move.
00:34:19I have Annie on line too.
00:34:21I'll take it.
00:34:25Darling.
00:34:25How are you?
00:34:27How's Guatemala?
00:34:28I was just about to call you.
00:34:36But she had good relationships with the town.
00:34:38I wanted to stay at this thing.
00:34:39Stop pouting.
00:34:40You're getting paid $50,000 to watch a movie.
00:34:43Do I have to stay for the whole thing?
00:34:44Give me a fucking break.
00:34:48A manager takes 10% of everything.
00:34:54Five grand for the night.
00:35:00Good money.
00:35:02If you're Maddie's boss.
00:35:05Thank you, Ms. Marston.
00:35:07I...
00:35:08The first step I get, right?
00:35:09Like, I'm powerless over my addiction.
00:35:11My life's manageable.
00:35:13Fine.
00:35:13Step two.
00:35:14Only a power greater than myself can restore my sanity.
00:35:17Fine.
00:35:18I get it.
00:35:19But step three...
00:35:22I just...
00:35:24That's hard.
00:35:25Why?
00:35:27Because how am I supposed to give my life and will over to the care of God?
00:35:30Easy.
00:35:31You believe in something greater than yourself.
00:35:33That something is God.
00:35:34God is good.
00:35:35That is that.
00:35:35You know, I've never been into the whole believing in God thing.
00:35:38You know?
00:35:39Yeah.
00:35:40But I did meet this family.
00:35:41And, um, they were super religious and just, like, so happy.
00:35:47And it just made me think that maybe I'm the one missing something.
00:35:50Oh, religious people are happier.
00:35:51That's a fact.
00:35:52Okay, so what do I do?
00:35:53Just, like, pick up a Bible and start reading it?
00:35:55That would be a start.
00:35:56Yeah, but isn't there a bunch of crazy shit in there?
00:35:58Like what?
00:35:59Ali, I like girls.
00:36:01What does that have to do with anything?
00:36:02Well, doesn't it say that, like, gays should be put to death or something?
00:36:05That was, like, 3,000 years ago.
00:36:07What, so 3,000 years ago was fine to, like, put the gays to death?
00:36:10Okay, look.
00:36:10You're talking about the Israelites.
00:36:12They were on the run.
00:36:12That was the main thing, all right?
00:36:14It wasn't time for any type of distractions.
00:36:16So being gay is a distraction.
00:36:17If you're running from the Egyptian army, fuck yeah, that's a distraction.
00:36:19Ain't no time for sex.
00:36:20Yeah, but it specifically calls out gay sex.
00:36:24They didn't want men fucking men, all right?
00:36:26Okay.
00:36:27They didn't say nothing about women.
00:36:30But hold on, it kind of makes sense, though,
00:36:32because the men had to focus back then, all right?
00:36:34The survival of the people was at stake.
00:36:35Okay, so if two men got caught kissing, they just kill.
00:36:39Oh, my God.
00:36:39What are you writing?
00:36:40A romance novel?
00:36:41It says men who lay with men.
00:36:43You're talking about butt sex.
00:36:46Yo.
00:36:46I don't know nothing about butt sex, but I do know that war ain't the time for butt sex.
00:36:51Stop.
00:36:52Dude.
00:36:53Okay.
00:36:54This is before the invention of soap.
00:36:56Germ theory.
00:36:57Antibiotic.
00:36:58Okay, okay.
00:36:59I get it.
00:37:00You gotta have ground rules, Ru.
00:37:01I get it.
00:37:02Okay, what I'm saying is you could spend all day picking apart these books.
00:37:06What about this?
00:37:07What about that?
00:37:08All kinds of mistranslations.
00:37:09You know, just taking everything out of context.
00:37:11You either have faith or you don't have faith.
00:37:14Otherwise, you can argue about this shit forever.
00:37:19Okay, I'm sold.
00:37:21I'm making the decision, God be my witness, that I'm gonna read the Bible.
00:37:26Okay?
00:37:26And when I do, I'm gonna read every word as absolute fact.
00:37:30God damn, you ain't gotta be so extreme about it.
00:37:32No, no.
00:37:32Ali, you said it yourself.
00:37:33Either you believe or you don't believe, right?
00:37:36So I'm choosing to believe.
00:37:42The miracles have begun.
00:37:45Amen.
00:37:45Hallelujah.
00:37:51All right.
00:37:59The first book of Moses, called Genesis.
00:38:06In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.
00:38:11The earth was without form and void, and darkness was on the face of the deep.
00:38:19And the spirit of God was hovering over the face of the waters.
00:38:25Then God said,
00:38:27Let there be light.
00:38:40Hello?
00:38:41You're a retard.
00:38:42Lori needs you.
00:38:43Uh, yeah.
00:38:44I'll see you tomorrow.
00:38:51Hey.
00:39:05You know what I want to do?
00:39:07No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:12No, no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:33Yo. Hey, uh, I'm gonna need you to drop off a package to a real piece of shit.
00:39:38Wait, me? Really?
00:39:39Yeah, me.
00:39:40Are you sure?
00:39:41Mm-hmm.
00:39:42Hey.
00:39:43Yeah, and he's a big virus and don't fuck it up.
00:39:48I'm making a chicken dinner. You know, for Faye's.
00:39:52You know, I'm just the two of us.
00:39:54Right.
00:39:54That's really sweet.
00:39:58Faye, hurry the fuck up!
00:40:08Ta-da.
00:40:11What'd you happen?
00:40:16Wish me luck.
00:40:25Okay, wait.
00:40:27So, go and get out.
00:40:32I'm back to going past school.
00:40:33Go!
00:40:33Go!
00:40:33Go!
00:40:34Go!
00:40:37Go!
00:40:40Go!
00:41:43What the fuck?
00:41:58Hey man, uh, Alamo?
00:42:15Is there anywhere I could take a leak?
00:42:19Okay.
00:42:20Inside, upstairs, take a right, then a left.
00:42:25And don't touch anything you're not supposed to.
00:42:30Yeah, yeah, for sure.
00:42:45Yeah.
00:42:48Yeah.
00:42:51Yeah.
00:42:53Yeah.
00:43:01Yeah.
00:43:02Yeah.
00:43:20The probability of drawing four of a kind is 0.17%.
00:43:28I got lucky, man.
00:43:31Is that what you call it?
00:43:40Yo, do you know where the bathroom is?
00:43:42Yes, up the stairs to the right.
00:43:44Actually, do you know where the bathroom is?
00:43:49Do you know where the bathroom is?
00:44:05Lucky.
00:44:09Asshole.
00:44:20Oh shit, sorry.
00:44:22Actually, could you help me?
00:44:26Of course I can.
00:44:27Yeah, no problem.
00:44:28Thank you so much.
00:44:29Yeah.
00:44:40I'm still sore from my boob job, so it's...
00:44:43Oh yeah?
00:44:43It's a little bit difficult.
00:44:47Well, if it's any consolation, I think you look fucking amazing.
00:44:53You think so?
00:44:54Hell yeah.
00:44:55Alright, there you go.
00:44:58No problem.
00:44:58So, how do you know Elmo?
00:45:07Marco!
00:45:09Marco!
00:45:10Marco!
00:45:11Marco!
00:45:12Marco!
00:45:13Marco!
00:45:13Let's go, let's go, let's go!
00:46:00Let's go, let's go!
00:46:05Let's go!
00:46:07Let's go, let's go!
00:46:13She works for Lori.
00:46:26You walk up into my house,
00:46:29dance with my girls,
00:46:32and you don't even introduce yourself.
00:46:34I'm so sorry.
00:46:40That's mighty disrespectful, little lady.
00:46:42Got that new bash, man.
00:46:50This'll hit the spot.
00:47:02I was beginning to believe that I met Alamo Brown
00:47:05for a reason.
00:47:07It's my little slice of heaven.
00:47:09Now, will some of these girls?
00:47:12Demons.
00:47:14Ask as I hand select them.
00:47:16Oh, yeah?
00:47:17What business are you in?
00:47:19Look, is this girl? FBI?
00:47:22No, I'm just curious.
00:47:24Hmm.
00:47:25Hmm.
00:47:29I collect the most sought-after resource
00:47:32on God's green earth.
00:47:34More valuable than gold, oil, uranium combined.
00:47:41I'm in the business of pussy.
00:47:44Oh, shit.
00:47:45My men.
00:47:47Hell yeah.
00:47:52See, I done peeped it from a young age now.
00:47:55I seen it.
00:47:58Pussy.
00:47:59That thing between your legs got a Mr. Powell.
00:48:03So I figured I'd stand me right by some pussy
00:48:06with my cash register.
00:48:10Ka-ching.
00:48:12Ka-ching.
00:48:15Couple motherfucking shit.
00:48:17Yeah.
00:48:18Aw, man.
00:48:19Well, I came to right fucking house then.
00:48:21That's right.
00:48:22I'm the motherfucking king of pussy.
00:48:25I own and operate five of the dirtiest,
00:48:29most delectable strip clubs in the state of California.
00:48:32Fully nude.
00:48:33And I always lewd.
00:48:36Ain't that right, B?
00:48:38Yes.
00:48:40Okay.
00:48:41I'm just gonna, like, lay my cards out on the table here.
00:48:45That's like my dream job.
00:48:47Owen.
00:48:48What?
00:48:49You wanna be a hoe.
00:48:50No, man, no, no, no, no.
00:48:52I mean, like, helping out in a club, you know?
00:48:56Like, uh, troubleshooting.
00:49:00Troubleshooting?
00:49:02Or troublemaking?
00:49:04I mean, a little bit of both.
00:49:05I see you.
00:49:06You a gay one, huh?
00:49:13I bet you run them bitches like a nigga, don't you?
00:49:17What?
00:49:19You see me?
00:49:20We got a freak up in here.
00:49:23I'm begging you.
00:49:24Hire me.
00:49:25Come on, man.
00:49:27Please.
00:49:28Don't you work for that crack of lorry?
00:49:30Yeah, but that's like the worst fucking job in the world.
00:49:32Mm-hmm.
00:49:36Well, little lady, that's the beauty of this country we call America.
00:49:43Anyone can reinvent themselves.
00:49:47That's right, babies.
00:49:49That's right.
00:49:50That's right.
00:49:51That's right.
00:49:52Your daddy.
00:49:54Does he always like this?
00:49:55Look away.
00:49:56Oh.
00:49:58Okay.
00:49:59I know.
00:49:59No.
00:50:00No.
00:50:00No.
00:50:01No.
00:50:02No.
00:50:03No.
00:50:05And then the scene is still there.
00:50:24Nope.
00:50:27No, no.
00:50:28No.
00:50:28No.
00:50:35How's the food?
00:50:39It's good.
00:50:41Great.
00:50:46Are you happy?
00:50:50Yeah.
00:50:51Good.
00:50:55So, um,
00:50:58can we talk about the wedding?
00:51:02What part?
00:51:05Florals.
00:51:06Jesus Christ.
00:51:09So, I have an idea.
00:51:10I'm not spending $50,000
00:51:12on floral arrangements.
00:51:14Will you just listen?
00:51:14$2,000. I understand.
00:51:17$5,000, fine.
00:51:18But $50,000 on something
00:51:21that's gonna die in a couple of days?
00:51:24That's insane.
00:51:26Well...
00:51:28I might have a solution.
00:51:32Is it less flowers?
00:51:34No.
00:51:35Is it less money?
00:51:38No.
00:51:39And there's no discussion?
00:51:44What if I paid for the flowers?
00:51:51You don't have any money.
00:51:54I can make it.
00:51:57Doing what?
00:52:00So, I've kind of actually
00:52:03been doing some research.
00:52:04Oh.
00:52:06And...
00:52:06there is a way
00:52:09to make
00:52:10a lot of money
00:52:12really fast.
00:52:14How?
00:52:18Onlyfans.
00:52:21Onlyfans.
00:52:25The porn website.
00:52:28See, no,
00:52:28that's a common misconception
00:52:29about the platform.
00:52:30You actually just...
00:52:32You want to do porn?
00:52:34Well, if you would just
00:52:36let me finish.
00:52:37It's really fascinating.
00:52:38You want to sell your body
00:52:39for floral arrangements?
00:52:44I will if I have to.
00:52:51Absolutely not.
00:52:53No.
00:52:56Well, then we have
00:52:56a really big problem.
00:52:59Um...
00:53:00Because...
00:53:00I didn't wait
00:53:02my entire life
00:53:03to have a ghetto wedding.
00:53:05So...
00:53:08So what...
00:53:09What are you trying to say?
00:53:11That...
00:53:11Maybe we...
00:53:13shouldn't have a wedding
00:53:14if you can't afford
00:53:17a wedding.
00:53:21I'm treading water right now.
00:53:25I can't move forward
00:53:26with Sun Settlers
00:53:27till I get the fucking
00:53:28environmental survey.
00:53:29I got interest rates,
00:53:30the regulations,
00:53:32the planning and zoning
00:53:33commissions trying to
00:53:33fuck me in the ass.
00:53:34And Kurt...
00:53:35Oh, Kurt's not sure
00:53:37if now's the right time
00:53:38to invest.
00:53:39Then maybe it's not
00:53:40the right time
00:53:41to get married.
00:53:44Baby.
00:53:45Baby, I'm trying to give you
00:53:46everything that you want.
00:53:48It doesn't feel that way.
00:53:49I...
00:53:52I just need to get
00:53:54to the starting line.
00:53:55The starting line?
00:53:56What about the finish line?
00:53:57It's in view.
00:53:58It is in view.
00:53:59We are so close.
00:54:00We're so close.
00:54:03This is going to be
00:54:04our moment.
00:54:05My moment is
00:54:06walking down that aisle.
00:54:09Surrounded by my friends,
00:54:12family,
00:54:14and $50,000 worth of flowers.
00:54:37What kind of pictures are we
00:54:39talking about?
00:54:41Pretty ones.
00:55:01You promised me you're not
00:55:04going to show those
00:55:04and your pretty face
00:55:06at the same time.
00:55:13Tish?
00:55:27She's laced with fentanyl.
00:55:41She sent you?
00:55:44Sabotage my shit?
00:55:46Is that what she did?
00:55:47She put your ass up to this?
00:55:48I swear to God, I just, I gave you what they gave me.
00:55:50I didn't pack it, I didn't open it, I had no idea.
00:55:55I mean, if I did, why the fuck would I say here?
00:55:59You tell me.
00:56:02It's gonna sound fucking stupid now, but I just,
00:56:05when we were talking, I thought that, um,
00:56:11I don't know, maybe God brought us together.
00:56:15God?
00:56:16Yeah, I mean, I don't want to be working for Lori.
00:56:20She's got me swallowing balloons the size of golf balls,
00:56:23and like, pathing my intestines, and going across the border.
00:56:25It's fucking hell on earth.
00:56:27And it's over some shit I did in high school.
00:56:29Wait, wait, did she just say fucking high school?
00:56:32Nigga, she talking about high school.
00:56:34Lori fronted me a suitcase in high school,
00:56:36and then, like, my mom found it,
00:56:38and she flushed it down the toilet.
00:56:39I mean, I'm not, like, blaming my mom, obviously,
00:56:41because I should have hid it better,
00:56:43but the point is, Lori came back,
00:56:44and she said that I owed her $100,000,
00:56:46and I have been paying for that single fucking mistake ever since.
00:56:53So, you know, when you started talking about how in America you can reinvent yourself,
00:56:58I thought, I don't know, maybe this is God.
00:57:04Maybe this is the hand of God at work,
00:57:08you know, giving me something to look forward to,
00:57:10or, like, some kind of hope that one day I could,
00:57:20you know, I could also have my own little size of heaven.
00:57:27So you believe in God?
00:57:31Yes, sir.
00:57:38Well, let's see if he believes in you.
00:58:29If I were you, I'd stay real still.
00:58:52Shhh.
00:58:55No.
00:58:57Shhh.
00:58:58Oof.
00:59:23Shhh.
00:59:24Shhh.
00:59:40Shhh.
00:59:42Shhh.
00:59:46Stray Twigger.
00:59:46And if that's not loving me, then all I gotta say, God didn't make the little green apples.
01:00:05It don't rain in Indianapolis in the summertime.
01:00:09Shhh.
01:00:14Shhh.
01:00:14There's no such thing as Dr. Seuss, Disneyland.
01:00:18Mother Goose, they know nursery rhymes.
01:00:23God didn't make the little green apples, and it don't rain in Indianapolis in the summertime.
01:00:34And when myself is feeling low, I look across the face of love to ease my mind.
01:01:08Oh, sometimes I call her up at home, knowing she's busy, and ask if she could get away, meet me
01:01:24and grab a bite to eat.
01:01:31And she drops what she's doing, and hurries down to meet me, and I'm always late.
01:01:42But she sits waiting patiently, smiles when she first sees me, cause she's made that way.
01:01:52And if that's not loving me...
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