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00:01:36Honestly, I don't either.
00:01:50Oh, come on.
00:02:04Oh, I gotta do this stupid account?
00:02:14Oh, come on.
00:02:39Oh, come on.
00:02:42Oh, come on.
00:02:52Oh, come on.
00:02:56Focus, man.
00:02:58Focus.
00:03:04I guess that's it.
00:03:07It's done.
00:03:09Yep.
00:03:10Okay, then.
00:03:13Oh.
00:03:14Oh, come on.
00:03:17Oh, come on.
00:03:20Oh, come on.
00:03:46Oh, come on.
00:03:50Oh, come on.
00:04:04Oh.
00:04:05Oh.
00:04:05Oh.
00:04:07What?
00:04:08What?
00:04:08What was with my frames?
00:04:09Look at my frames.
00:04:15What is that?
00:04:19My frames are terrible.
00:04:34I don't even care about the frame.
00:04:35Don't care, don't care.
00:04:36What is speed.
00:04:37Fuck.
00:04:38Kill my frame.
00:04:41What is the frame?
00:04:43Oh.
00:04:45How do you...
00:04:45How do you do anything?
00:04:47You have a...
00:04:50I'm such a buff.
00:04:52What the hell?
00:04:55What?
00:05:00I don't even...
00:05:02What the hell?
00:05:03What?
00:05:03I don't even...
00:05:04Is there a plant?
00:05:06Wait.
00:05:11Alright, I'm gonna have to...
00:05:14Hopefully next time I play, maybe the weak girls...
00:05:19Come on.
00:05:20Oh.
00:05:21Oh.
00:05:21Oh.
00:05:21Oh.
00:05:21Oh.
00:05:21Oh.
00:05:32I saw that.
00:05:34Wait.
00:05:35Why does something?
00:05:37What?
00:05:41I guess it's not bad for my first race.
00:05:44And it was horrible.
00:05:47Oh.
00:05:50Oh.
00:05:51Oh.
00:05:51Oh.
00:05:51Oh.
00:05:53It was wild.
00:05:54It's like I do ten.
00:05:56To get my achievement.
00:05:59Yeah.
00:06:00I'm ready.
00:06:01Whatever.
00:06:28I also might be running like crap because I fiddled with my PC not long ago and had
00:06:35to restart my GPU driver like five times.
00:06:40So hopefully that's what was causing the lag or maybe shaders, I don't know.
00:06:53Alright, farm racing.
00:06:58Oh, oh.
00:07:02Me, man.
00:07:03I suck.
00:07:07Oh.
00:07:11Oh.
00:07:19Did I hit?
00:07:21Yeah.
00:07:21Oh.
00:07:34Oh.
00:07:36Oh.
00:07:38Oh.
00:07:42Oh.
00:07:50I don't know what that was
00:07:57No
00:08:19All right, that guy is so far ahead
00:08:36Yeah, fuck you
00:08:45Oh, he's got a bigger vehicle
00:08:53I didn't get anything
00:08:55Oh, my butt
00:09:00Whoa, what was that?
00:09:03What the hell?
00:09:12No
00:09:20Oh, fuck me, man
00:09:29I just
00:09:31Got my butt gate
00:09:37Oh, fuck you
00:09:38Fuck you, guys
00:09:47What the fuck?
00:09:58Oh, he left
00:09:59Oh, no
00:10:00Oh, no
00:10:13Oh, no
00:10:13Oh, no
00:10:17Oh, no
00:10:21I was out
00:10:22I don't know
00:10:22I did that
00:10:23Wow, no
00:10:23They're full
00:10:23They're full
00:10:29They're full
00:10:42Jeez, the loadies.
00:10:51Oh, me, man.
00:10:59I didn't know it was- okay.
00:11:03Alright.
00:11:12Oh, no!
00:11:16I'm fucking stupid.
00:11:27Okay.
00:11:31Okay.
00:11:32Okay, I didn't know there was a drift style.
00:11:42I gotta be a tryhard.
00:11:45That sucks.
00:11:47Okay.
00:12:00Lucky people.
00:12:22Okay.
00:12:30Now I'm gonna fumble it.
00:12:42Okay.
00:12:44Okay.
00:12:44I guess I can get rid of those.
00:12:45Okay.
00:12:49Okay.
00:12:51Okay.
00:12:53Okay.
00:13:01Okay.
00:13:02I can't let them win
00:13:21Suck it. Oh
00:13:40Oh
00:13:57There's guys you ten races
00:14:12Oh
00:14:16Dying over here
00:14:39It's good
00:14:43Oh
00:14:44Oh
00:15:06Oh, hell yeah.
00:15:11Oh, no.
00:15:12Alright.
00:15:24I don't know what this does.
00:15:30You fucker.
00:15:36What?
00:15:38Whatever.
00:15:39I don't even care.
00:15:44Jeez.
00:15:47Wow.
00:15:48Ouch.
00:16:00Oh, man.
00:16:06What just happened?
00:16:11That sucked.
00:16:16Did I hit myself?
00:16:35I don't know.
00:16:43Alright.
00:16:48Where is this motherfucker at?
00:17:15I don't even see them.
00:17:31I want this guy to pass.
00:17:42He's got a little track.
00:17:43I don't know.
00:18:05I don't know.
00:18:19I don't know.
00:18:22I don't know.
00:18:30Oh
00:18:58I need your... shit.
00:19:03We in our mobile?
00:19:06These guys are...
00:19:08Oh my god!
00:19:14Oh fuck!
00:19:16That was insane!
00:19:22What?
00:19:26What?
00:19:27What?
00:19:28An action error?
00:19:38Am I still on mine?
00:19:43I don't... I don't... I don't know.
00:20:05I can't even hit him.
00:20:12What was that?
00:20:14What was that?
00:20:20Oh shit.
00:20:24He saved me.
00:20:30He wanted that, I guess.
00:20:32He wanted that, I guess.
00:20:40What?
00:21:01Oh shit.
00:21:02There we go.
00:21:02Look at this.
00:21:02It's not gonna be loud.
00:21:02I think it's a cavern
00:21:16I'll take a second, I don't care
00:21:37Switch back and forth
00:21:40Can I also drop
00:21:44Alright, uh, advanced
00:21:46Can I do advanced?
00:21:48Oh wait, can I do instead
00:21:50Can I just do high?
00:21:55Yes
00:21:58Maybe that'll stop my frame drops
00:22:01Usually the difference between epic and high
00:22:03Is not much
00:22:07For a visual card
00:22:13Unless you take a picture
00:22:15Like screenshots
00:22:17I just want to get my achievement
00:22:26Playing these races
00:22:31For more about 5-minute
00:22:32If you forget
00:22:50It's really easy
00:22:50And now
00:22:50Swing
00:22:50And this is
00:22:54You
00:22:57come on did they just shh what was that
00:23:07that was weird
00:23:11i guess i saw a dude
00:23:19i don't know how to play
00:23:29oh shit
00:23:32blow ups honey
00:23:36no
00:23:43i don't know
00:23:45i am savage
00:23:52that's weird
00:24:07that's weird
00:24:10oh god
00:24:17come on
00:24:17man
00:24:37aww
00:24:38yeah suck it
00:24:39ow
00:24:52oh no
00:25:17oh my god
00:25:20my brains
00:25:24you know at least i'll be playing offline after these
00:25:35i don't know how to jump you fucks
00:25:49oh
00:25:50oh
00:25:51oh
00:25:51oh
00:25:51oh
00:26:16Oh. Okay. That matters.
00:26:22I think this game shuts down next year.
00:26:31Dodge the lasers.
00:27:00Oh my god.
00:27:02Oh my god.
00:27:07Oh my poor.
00:27:09I can't handle these brick fish.
00:27:19Oh my god.
00:27:21Oh my god.
00:27:38Oh my god.
00:27:42Was that a bad play?
00:27:44It feels like it was.
00:27:50Yeah.
00:27:51I missed every item.
00:28:04I can't shoot behind me I guess.
00:28:07Okay.
00:28:07Good to know.
00:28:12Wait, he did nothing?
00:28:23That was...
00:28:24Okay.
00:28:30He was right on.
00:28:50You got no.
00:28:51Okay.
00:29:07That's pretty cool.
00:29:29Wait, they all look so cool compared to me.
00:29:38Oh my god.
00:29:41Oh my god.
00:29:53Here you go.
00:29:58Oh my god.
00:30:04He still killed me.
00:30:14Oh my god.
00:30:17Oh my god.
00:30:20Oh my god.
00:30:22nae.
00:30:29I don't know why.
00:30:31I've just blanked out.
00:30:43The enemy's be dead.
00:30:49Which hell?
00:30:50I didn't call them했어.
00:30:50Tornado.
00:30:52I don't know why.
00:31:03Yeah, it's a bingo.
00:31:16I didn't see it.
00:31:20Oh my god.
00:31:22I will not respawn.
00:31:34No, I won't do that.
00:31:35That's so bad.
00:31:48Shoot.
00:31:56Whatever.
00:32:08Cool.
00:32:19Neat.
00:32:43Oh my gosh.
00:32:45Oh, this is- it has physics.
00:32:51Ooh, this is-
00:32:52Oh god, oh god, oh I messed up.
00:32:56Or did I?
00:33:03Oh my-
00:33:05Okay.
00:33:06Oops.
00:33:07That was awesome.
00:33:10Man.
00:33:11Aww.
00:33:26I want the-
00:33:29Okay, Bob.
00:33:34Come on.
00:33:37Yeah, so-
00:33:39Oh shit.
00:33:41I deserve that.
00:33:47I deserve this so bad.
00:33:59Yeah.
00:34:01I deserve that.
00:34:11Neat bitch.
00:34:12Ass bitch.
00:34:13Oh yeah, I got a tap.
00:34:15No, I forgot!
00:34:23Yes, suck it.
00:34:25Whatever your name is.
00:34:40Yes.
00:34:44Alright, last lap.
00:34:46Got to play it smart.
00:35:04Suck it.
00:35:12I'm trying to win.
00:35:42I got coming up.
00:35:44I like Tamri.
00:35:58It's a beautiful place.
00:36:24What are we supposed to do?
00:36:31Oh, is Y jump?
00:36:35Yep.
00:36:36Well, now I know.
00:36:39That's totally safe.
00:36:43Wait, can I do it?
00:36:48Okay, that potential right there.
00:36:58Oh, my guys.
00:37:01Alright, this is a bad map for me.
00:37:07I want to do it.
00:37:09I want to do it.
00:37:15Alright, whatever.
00:37:18Ow.
00:37:19Ow.
00:37:31Can I just DNF, please.
00:37:48Can I just DNF, please?
00:37:52I wanted to chill, chill.
00:38:23Ow.
00:38:32I made it.
00:38:50Shit in my pants.
00:39:17The only race that took over, I had no idea to jump midair.
00:39:26Son of a gun, he sent me into space.
00:39:40Not my proudest race.
00:40:11Not my proudest race.
00:40:14Oh, what is that vehicle?
00:40:25Yep, they play like I do.
00:40:42Oh, I did it.
00:40:53The only achievement that I...
00:40:56That is required.
00:40:59Or, that has online requirements.
00:41:01How do I leave?
00:41:03Wait, load how?
00:41:16Oh.
00:41:23Wait, what the heck?
00:41:28Monkey McCann?
00:41:29Or, like, grease monkeys?
00:41:34Hi.
00:41:35I'm Sunny Monkey, and this is my uncle, Unky Monkey.
00:41:39Hello.
00:41:42Welcome to our garage, where we welcome you to build an awesome vehicle.
00:41:48There are also free banana smoothies.
00:41:50You're welcome.
00:41:52Well, all this welcoming is tiring.
00:41:55I'm gonna go take a break.
00:41:57No problem, Monkey.
00:41:58No problem, Monkey.
00:41:58I got it from here.
00:42:06I'm excited!
00:42:11Ooh, ah.
00:42:12Friendly monkey reminder.
00:42:13You can end a tutorial any time by going to the options menu.
00:42:19Ooh, ooh.
00:42:20What's your favorite color?
00:42:21Let's paint your vehicle that color even quicker.
00:42:25We need the paint tool in the toolbox, so go ahead and open it up.
00:42:30Now, select the paint tool.
00:42:33Ooh, ah.
00:42:34Let's paint all the red parts a different color.
00:42:37I'll show you how to select all the red bricks at once.
00:42:41Move the little circle within a circle thingy over the highlighted red brick.
00:42:46Here's a pro tip.
00:42:47Press select all color with a brick selected or highlighted to select all the bricks of the same color.
00:42:54See?
00:42:55That was quick.
00:42:58Now, let's change up these red bricks.
00:43:01How about a cool metallic color instead of red?
00:43:04Select the metallic paint page.
00:43:08When you move the selection, the color of your vehicle will change to show you what it looks like.
00:43:14Pick any color you want.
00:43:16Ooh, ah! I love it!
00:43:18And that's how you recolor your vehicle super quick.
00:43:24Cool.
00:43:26To save your creation, open the options menu.
00:43:32Oh.
00:43:33Now select save.
00:43:34Now that you saved it, you'll be able to take it for a spin whenever you want.
00:43:39Okay.
00:43:44There's a lot more you can learn in the garage.
00:43:46All the tutorials can be found in the options menu.
00:43:50Yeah, yeah, no.
00:43:51I'm gonna leave.
00:43:53I'll have to look at this another time.
00:44:07Okay.
00:44:13I think that's it for this game for now.
00:44:16I got that achievement I wanted.
00:44:27I got two achievements.
00:44:32Now I wonder if I really should a little down.
00:44:38Even if I just capture one.
00:44:44Oh.
00:44:45Area.
00:44:46Yeah.
00:44:49Yeah.
00:45:13Isn't that so safe?
00:45:15Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:45:15Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:45:16So, yeah.
00:45:31Hopefully this
00:45:33doesn't make me
00:45:34log. Oh, come on,
00:45:36Ubisoft.
00:45:43I just want to
00:45:45do one
00:45:46takedown,
00:45:48maybe one
00:45:49tower,
00:45:51open the map
00:45:52a bit.
00:46:21I just want to
00:46:22see you
00:46:22in a
00:47:22Please don't be loud.
00:47:32Taking it's sweet time.
00:47:38You can do it.
00:47:45Come on.
00:47:45Come on.
00:48:10Come on.
00:48:12Oh, God.
00:48:13Oh, my God.
00:48:16Come on.
00:48:17Come on.
00:48:18Come on.
00:48:20Come on.
00:48:38Come on.
00:48:49All right, I don't remember how to play.
00:49:08All right, so those are, oh yes, those are captured, that is not, that is not, or, no, I can't
00:49:26do trials, I guess I'm here, holy map, so I guess I'll do that, I think I own that tower,
00:49:42I don't forget, all right.
00:50:11All right, you know what, there's a car up here, oh, fiddle sticks.
00:50:27That sounded vicious.
00:50:38Jesus Christ.
00:50:40Jesus Christ.
00:50:42Jesus Christ.
00:50:47No.
00:50:47Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:51:18Don't.
00:51:19Okay.
00:51:51Fuck!
00:51:53Fuck!
00:51:53Fuck!
00:51:55Fuck!
00:51:58Fuck!
00:52:17Fuck!
00:52:19Fuck.
00:52:19Fuck!
00:52:24Fuck!
00:52:31Fuck!
00:52:32Fuck!
00:52:32Don't let him down!
00:52:45Alright.
00:52:46We're gonna try it quick and dirty new.
00:52:59I thought you could break that box.
00:53:03Oh, fuck.
00:53:06I don't know how to...
00:53:08How do I get my other weapon out?
00:53:22Uh-oh, my controller.
00:53:27What do I gotta hit?
00:53:30Did that really just happen?
00:53:36Is that a rock?
00:53:38Oh, okay.
00:53:41How do I get my other weapons out?
00:53:45Is it X?
00:53:48This.
00:53:49Okay, so I have AK, I have...
00:53:52God damn it, guys.
00:53:57That was so bad.
00:54:01Alright, where's the cage?
00:54:11Fuck it.
00:54:13Ready?
00:54:14Ready?
00:54:15Right, to the knees!
00:54:17Watch him back!
00:54:18Fuck me!
00:54:24I'm gonna fire you up!
00:54:27I'm gonna be scared.
00:54:29I'm gonna be scared.
00:54:45You're gonna be scared.
00:54:51I'm gonna fight.
00:54:52Get hit!
00:54:52You're gonna be scared.
00:54:59Oh.
00:55:01Oh.
00:55:02Oh.
00:55:02That was so bad.
00:55:05A castle area or something.
00:55:12Devil bird.
00:55:20Fuck.
00:55:43Hey, that wasn't so bad.
00:55:50Wait, can I get...
00:55:54Ammo in here? I don't remember.
00:56:10Oh.
00:56:20I have a lot.
00:56:21Okay.
00:56:34There's a box. Yeah, it is.
00:56:36A doll.
00:56:38Just what I always want.
00:56:49Okay.
00:56:49Alright, moving to... next.
00:56:56Alright, I don't think I can actually get to these.
00:57:05Alright.
00:57:07We're gonna check it out, though.
00:57:11I hope my family's okay.
00:57:14Shut up.
00:57:19Hmm?
00:57:21Hmm?
00:57:26Oh, they are in a boat.
00:57:30Oh, they are in a boat.
00:57:37Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:57:39Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:57:41My 12 years!
00:57:47There it is!
00:57:53The Jurassic Park.
00:57:57Ha ha ha ha!
00:57:58Oh, oh, oh!
00:58:02It's best quality.
00:58:03I got my wife.
00:58:04It's been a holler for me to get there.
00:58:06So?
00:58:06What do I do getting back?
00:58:06Oh mean?
00:58:09Where you gonna?
00:58:10Did I buy my house?
00:58:23Holy crap, that was rough.
00:58:48Oh, that's not where I'm at.
00:58:57Are you mad at me?
00:59:03Okay.
00:59:08Bye, pig.
00:59:11Alright.
00:59:21What's the map look like?
00:59:27Why are there, I guess because there's no, um, cause I can't take over a base right here?
00:59:39I do like the little aims.
00:59:55Wait, was I not hitting A that whole time?
01:00:02Did it switch buttons without me?
01:00:05Nope.
01:00:06Oh no.
01:00:07This is why.
01:00:08Good old controller.
01:00:12Alright.
01:00:15Where's my wave?
01:00:22Oh, okay.
01:00:24I'm basically where I want to be.
01:00:26I want that, that boat.
01:00:28Okay.
01:00:50Why did I hit that button?
01:01:07Oh wait, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:01:11Geez.
01:01:11Alright.
01:01:15Now, can I, what are the reds?
01:01:22Can I, can I go there?
01:01:27Or is it out of bounds right now?
01:01:53I feel like it's gotta be out of bounds.
01:02:12Yup, here it is.
01:02:18Damn, dude.
01:02:21They got me.
01:02:26Really game?
01:02:29You started me out of bounds.
01:02:31Quit that.
01:02:43Okay.
01:02:48Story, yellow is just missions.
01:02:50Let's see.
01:02:53All the way over there.
01:03:23Okay.、
01:03:44let's go through. Let's
01:03:44go through. Okay.
01:03:44Let's
01:03:44take a look. Let's
01:03:44go through the high speed. Okay.
01:03:44what do you do? Let's
01:03:44go through, the heat. Cool,
01:03:44thanks. All the
01:03:50The flow
01:04:15I'm not gonna do a mission I'm just gonna get there
01:04:19because it's late and I work
01:04:45hey
01:04:52all right I just gotta get there
01:05:01hell yeah
01:05:18yolo
01:05:23yolo
01:05:25yolo
01:05:54yolo
01:06:00no come here
01:06:04mother
01:06:32we need me to fix it for you buddy
01:06:44this piece
01:06:45watch it
01:06:45wait
01:06:49okay wife
01:06:50it
01:06:56you're welcome
01:07:20you're welcome
01:07:23you're welcome
01:07:42you're welcome
01:07:45you're welcome
01:07:53you're welcome
01:07:56you're welcome
01:08:04you're welcome
01:08:07you're welcome
01:08:08you're welcome
01:08:09you're welcome
01:08:11you're welcome
01:08:22you're welcome
01:08:42you're welcome
01:08:59out of my way
01:09:16you're welcome
01:09:26that ledge looks perfect
01:09:29this way
01:09:31wait
01:09:32wait
01:09:34what is this guy
01:09:36is he gonna make me use it
01:09:40where's oliver
01:09:43we better wait until i see him
01:10:15i don't even see
01:10:20okay
01:10:24leave him alone
01:10:27Assholes
01:10:34Oh, no
01:10:38I can't hold I just have to watch
01:10:49Can't let them put all in the chopper
01:10:54Come on I hate controller
01:11:03Oh
01:11:03Wait
01:11:11Why did I
01:11:22Wait what hey I can zoom in
01:11:28What
01:11:35I hate this game
01:11:42Man do not play this
01:11:46With a controller
01:11:56Son of a bitch
01:12:19I can't let them put all in the chopper
01:12:21So I can't even
01:12:27Run Ollie come on
01:12:38Alright what is this fucking sensitivity shit?
01:12:46Would it be this?
01:12:48This is not an easy one
01:12:52I don't
01:12:53Fuck it
01:12:54Just fuck it
01:12:55I don't know
01:13:01I'm a
01:13:02Cool
01:13:04Okay
01:13:19This is like cancer.
01:13:45Where?
01:14:05Why does it just jerk?
01:14:19God I hate, but this scene is horrible.
01:14:37Oh my god, no one runs downstairs like that.
01:14:47Oh my god, no one runs downstairs like that.
01:14:48Really, dude?
01:14:52Oh, steal the boat!
01:14:55I'm gonna die.
01:14:59No.
01:15:10No, this is personal.
01:15:22Hey, thanks for saving me.
01:15:25Hey, nice tats, man.
01:15:26Let's get out of here!
01:15:28What is the sky?
01:15:31Boat!
01:15:34Keep the boat straight!
01:15:37I'm trying!
01:15:38Faster!
01:15:40Getting away!
01:15:52Yo, truck on the bridge!
01:15:54Yeah!
01:16:00Boat!
01:16:02Boat!
01:16:04Boat!
01:16:06Boat!
01:16:07Boat!
01:16:08Truck's coming up on the road!
01:16:10Where?
01:16:11Ah!
01:16:12Wherever!
01:16:13Shoot them!
01:16:28Oh, bro.
01:16:29You have to go!
01:16:31Yeah!
01:16:32Oh my god.
01:16:41No, bro.
01:16:45Shit, dude, helicopter!
01:16:48A chopper?
01:16:49You're not gonna be fucking kidding me!
01:16:53I got it!
01:16:55It's going down!
01:16:57Woo!
01:17:05Did we do it?
01:17:07We did it.
01:17:10You saved me.
01:17:11Isn't that a sniper round?
01:17:14Fuck.
01:17:15They were putting the screws to my dad.
01:17:16He was about to give them a ton of money.
01:17:19Ollie, you would have been sold right into slavery afterward, even if he'd paid.
01:17:23Oh, shit.
01:17:25Man, this is some heavy shit, man!
01:17:28I don't know if I can deal with this.
01:17:30I know you, Ollie.
01:17:32You're stronger than you think.
01:17:35Come with me.
01:17:36I have someplace safe to hide you.
01:17:49Lisa, Daisy!
01:17:52I found all of them.
01:17:53Ollie!
01:17:54Hey, girls!
01:17:55It's good to be back.
01:17:57I'm so glad you're okay.
01:17:58Oh, I'm as high as a Kai-chan.
01:18:00The greenhouse is on fire.
01:18:02What kind of a place is this?
01:18:04Wow, this has got quite a kick.
01:18:07Does anyone want to have a puff before I put it out?
01:18:10I'm in.
01:18:11Hey, I'll be with you in a second.
01:18:13This place is like heaven.
01:18:16Hey, Jason, when you have a sec, can you come over here?
01:18:18I have something to show you.
01:18:20I've got something to show you, too.
01:18:22Come on.
01:18:24Hey.
01:18:26I'm building a cross for Grant.
01:18:30Thanks.
01:18:32Haven't really had time.
01:18:36We have to talk.
01:18:37We will.
01:18:38Just not now.
01:18:39I need to find Riley.
01:18:41If anything happens to that kid...
01:18:42I miss you.
01:18:43What?
01:18:44Okay, and you're carrying all these weapons, and you have all these weird tattoos, and...
01:18:50I'm not saying you shouldn't go rescue them.
01:18:52I'm just worried.
01:18:53It's affecting you.
01:18:55Lisa, don't worry.
01:18:57I'm taking control of my life for the first time.
01:19:00That's a good thing.
01:19:01You've been working really hard on that, and I have a studio job waiting for you, and I help Steve...
01:19:05Oh, look, I don't want to talk about your exes right now.
01:19:10All right, this is my path.
01:19:11I've got to find it on my own.
01:19:14Okay.
01:19:15Okay.
01:19:16I get it.
01:19:17You're stressed out.
01:19:18We can meet up later.
01:19:20I love you.
01:19:23Now go.
01:19:25Before I try and stop you again.
01:19:29Hey, I built this cross for your brother.
01:19:32Uh, let's talk about my exes.
01:19:35Oh my god.
01:19:39What is this?
01:19:43I'm really gonna eat that?
01:19:49Okay.
01:20:04So, it turns out it was a cow that had stepped on a fucking landmine.
01:20:09So where was, where was Colby then?
01:20:11That's the funniest part.
01:20:12He got AWOL for a hookup, and the girl was so spirited that he fucking passed out.
01:20:17No way!
01:20:18Poor man, it really makes you think.
01:20:20Oh, yeah.
01:20:21About how high Ollie is.
01:20:22These are the fun stories, Oliver.
01:20:24You wouldn't believe the real ones.
01:20:26Yeah, I'll be back.
01:20:28Hey, are you grabbing a beer?
01:20:29Grab me a beer.
01:20:30Hey, bitch, I'm not buying.
01:20:32Grab, baby, give him some money.
01:20:34Give him a little.
01:20:34All right, I'll give him some money.
01:20:36Give me some money.
01:20:37All right, all right.
01:20:38Who wants money?
01:20:38I have tons of money.
01:20:39There you go.
01:20:40Anybody else want money?
01:20:42No, thanks, honey.
01:20:43Go, baby.
01:20:43Go, go, go.
01:20:46Um.
01:20:48I just wanted to see what was in the bowl.
01:20:56That texture is odd.
01:21:01Oh, water drinks.
01:21:06Fuck beer.
01:21:07What's the drink here in Bangkok?
01:21:09The Mai Tai.
01:21:11Forget it.
01:21:12Let's do Sambuca shots.
01:21:14Five, six, seven.
01:21:17Girlfriend troubles?
01:21:19Yeah.
01:21:19She told you.
01:21:20You know, Jason, Lisa is a keeper.
01:21:23I have shots.
01:21:25Now that, right there, is what I'm talking about.
01:21:29Cut down those shots.
01:21:30Hey, baby.
01:21:31All right, hang on, hang on.
01:21:34Watch it, watch it, watch it, watch it.
01:21:35Don't spill it, don't spill it.
01:21:36Take it, take it.
01:21:38Take it.
01:21:39Take it.
01:21:39Take it.
01:21:39Take it.
01:21:40Yeah, baby.
01:21:41Okay, do what?
01:21:42Do what?
01:21:42Oh, shit.
01:21:43Uh, to my brother Riley for getting his pilot's license.
01:21:47Win it.
01:21:48Win it.
01:21:49Oh, this is a motherfucker.
01:21:51To my father's black car, to my black car.
01:21:54Woo!
01:21:55Yes!
01:22:05I'm not 114, old lady Robbie Fontaine.
01:22:06I'm not 114, old lady.
01:22:07I'm 124, old lady.
01:22:11I don't want to start at me.
01:22:12I notice I am 115, old lady.
01:22:13I don't want to stay up to my friend.
01:22:15I'm 136.
01:22:16I don't want to stay there.
01:22:16All night
01:22:17And we're soớt.
01:22:18I'll be so busy.
01:22:18I tell you, biri gung on Independenceела,
01:22:19I'mjas, you?
01:22:20I don't want you.
01:22:23I used to take it.
01:22:30I callerly McLars toITTER
01:22:30That was a lot going on.
01:22:40I can't even reload here.
01:22:45Okay.
01:22:50Well.
01:22:54That's fine.
01:22:59Yep. Good enough for me.
01:23:03Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
01:23:10If anyone's in that chat...
01:23:15Goodbye.
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