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​ @MegaMetrx
Lots of jank, bad games and really bad internet
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00:00There we go.
00:21There it goes.
00:25I switched, or I mean, I did pull off the key.
00:28And guess what? It still was, is acting a fool.
00:32Isn't that great?
00:33Son of a bitch.
00:34Yeah.
00:45Give me, give me this piece of shit.
00:50Are you talking to Joodoo again?
00:52No, my adapter for my hard drives.
00:56I keep it plugged in now.
01:00Because when we play this, I'm going to have a video, and I'm going to throw it on there instead
01:05of my other hard drive.
01:06One is for cutting shorts, and one is for, like, cold storage.
01:12So...
01:14I might as well just keep it ready to be...
01:18You know what I mean?
01:20Mm-hmm.
01:21I really want to know why this is so, like, finicky.
01:25The, the cord for Xbox.
01:29Like, I'm...
01:30Yeah, I don't...
01:30I know what you mean.
01:31...fucking with it.
01:32And, like, I can wiggle the fuck out of it, and only sometimes does it.
01:40I hate it.
01:41I hate that cord so fucking much.
01:46And it wouldn't be bad if it didn't totally, like, you feel when it does it.
01:52Like, you're game and shit.
01:53It, like, chugs and whatnot.
01:56It's not a just simple oop.
01:58Like an anthem?
02:00Yeah.
02:00It can totally just fuck you.
02:03I'm going to click C if I have any other cord near to try, and I don't think I do.
02:11It just sucks, because if I wiggle it just a little bit, it's like...
02:19Pizza face.
02:22Yeah, basically.
02:25I hate...
02:27No, that's my only real gripe for micro USB.
02:32Yeah, the speed sucks.
02:34And it's not super innovative, but, like...
02:37It's not terrible, except for that.
02:41That is absolutely dog shit.
02:44And I, I figured out...
02:46If I keep the...
02:47It's so loud.
02:49If I keep the, um...
02:52Chord pulled downward, it doesn't disconnect.
02:57Only if the...
03:00Chord comes up at all.
03:03Alright, I'm ready for that invite.
03:06Sorry.
03:07That was really loud.
03:10Apologies.
03:12I will not do it again.
03:13Or just mute.
03:16Oh, that's what I mean.
03:21I just had to quickly tap back in, because I was about to start the stream when you...
03:25Want it to the invite?
03:25Oh boy.
03:36I wonder if my...
03:37My audio was reset.
03:39It's kind of sounded pretty loud right now.
03:41The music...
03:42Louder than what I would like.
03:49I'm not sure if you can check right here.
03:52I can always back out and I can just re-invite you.
03:55No, I'll just check in-game.
03:57If it is loud.
03:59I'm back in.
04:04I'm dying over here.
04:12Get off my screen.
04:20Hmm.
04:21What?
04:23Because sometimes I look at the OBS meters and...
04:27I wasn't really doing crap for game audio.
04:31Until you speak.
04:32I don't understand.
04:33Yeah, I know what you mean.
04:35Like it brings you right up to the minus 30 on mine.
04:39Yeah.
04:39I haven't seen this.
04:53Yeah, I think a lot of people don't know.
04:57...
04:58And I'll be just right here on shore looking for ya'
05:01Now you hurry back with that gasoline...
05:02And I'll be right here!
05:04We'll signal ya' when you should return!
05:06Do you trust that guy?
05:07He's good people.
05:08Oh, you're the first three people in the world, I have never trusted the shit I didn't trust myself.
05:14Well, I don't know, Nick, I learned to trust you.
05:17So what do I know?
05:18In that case, I don't think we can face your judgment on this matter.
05:21Look here, the gas station's right across the street.
05:24We could've already been there and back by now, come on.
05:35Heh.
05:36What?
05:38My aw- my music was full, again.
05:42Oh god.
05:43Wait, are there actual weapons, or is it just this?
05:47Just- there's a pistol on the ground, but-
05:50Just- really?
05:56There's medkits, there's a whole bunch.
06:04Kills.
06:10Wait, what?
06:12What?
06:15You touching my stuff?
06:17No, Nick is.
06:26Smoker?
06:27Here you go, man.
06:29Barrax had hit the spot.
06:31Here you go, man.
06:31Here you go.
06:31I hear a charger.
06:36Nice shot!
06:42That sucks for you.
06:47Oh, brother!
06:48Brother!
06:49Brother!
06:49Where are you?
06:51It hurts so bad.
06:53Was it just a spitter?
06:54Yeah.
06:56Oh.
06:56We are reloading!
07:01Incoming!
07:03Oh.
07:04Ow.
07:09Hello?
07:10Reloading!
07:14Gotta reload!
07:15Divergle!
07:16I'm gonna hit him!
07:20I'll get him!
07:29Alright.
07:31Up this way.
07:33Let's head to the sugar mill!
07:33Let's head to the sugar mill.
07:35Oh!
07:41Alright.
07:42Up this way?
07:49I'm getting shot up I think uh I was talking about there's thunder in the
07:58game yeah especially this level it's almost called hard rain not as hard as
08:08my penis
08:16hey I'm reloading
08:18Jockey
08:26better
08:29reloading
08:32yeah through the playground
08:36why are we going to the playground?
08:38that's the way to go
08:39oh hell looks like a bad storm's coming
08:47reloading
08:55oh no I just hear the balk in the darkness
08:59I love it
09:00a smoker
09:07upstairs yeah where you went
09:08yeah I came back now
09:12you can't run from this
09:24reloading
09:29reloading
09:31reloading
09:31reloading
09:37reloading
09:46dude you instantly eat em
09:48yeah my game glitches sometimes
09:54reloading
09:54I think my computer has a virus
09:57it's not my fault
09:59I'm the victim here
10:03oh my god
10:05oh my god
10:06good
10:07there's just a horde
10:17Jockey on me right outside you
10:31down here
10:32down here
10:32there's two pipe bombs out
10:34in the building
10:37there's a witch
10:38yep
10:40don't worry guys
10:41I can fix her
10:46yeah
10:49I can see her you gonna fix her
10:51chest paddles here
10:53I'll med get chest paddles
10:59just chest paddles right
11:02yeah I wish there was more
11:03that'll keep me tight
11:11all right
11:12all right which way we go
11:12oh no
11:14I was behind you
11:16what no way
11:19you ate two bottles of pills
11:22I needed them
11:23my ankle hurt
11:30oh
11:30oh
11:34I
11:34didn't even hit her
11:35I don't
11:36or maybe I did
11:38oh
11:39you can have
11:39that
11:40oh
11:41I see her
11:42she's to the right
11:43by this building
11:45some sort of ammo in this treehouse
11:47yeah
11:50where is it
11:52explosive rounds
11:54um
11:54she's walking towards us
11:56the boy frag round
11:58um
12:00one of them's gonna end up triggering her
12:04yeah
12:08do it
12:09she's gonna
12:10go off
12:11this way
12:12she wants to shoot her so bad
12:18your jockey
12:23jockey's below you
12:24careful
12:25um
12:25where are you?
12:26weapons here
12:27Miller
12:28I see you over there
12:37me
12:38run
12:44there was nothing I could do
12:46I didn't have adrenaline
12:48I
12:49oh
12:49charger
12:50I'm getting charged
12:51I know I saw
12:52if they don't get me we have to restart
12:54come on Rochelle
12:55I have paddles
12:58you got a pipe bomb?
13:00yeah
13:02um
13:03your paddles aren't here
13:04what?
13:07what the
13:07did she take them?
13:09did someone take them?
13:10no
13:10what the fuck?
13:12didn't have any paddles
13:14didn't have any paddles brother
13:14that's not
13:15wait
13:17there's some in the back of this ambulance though
13:19is that not where I got them?
13:22I don't know
13:23but you were definitely carrying some
13:25uh there are guns in here along with a magnum
13:28where?
13:30where's he?
13:30yeah it took everything from me
13:32everything
13:35isn't that magnum
13:37fuck that oozy
13:39huh
13:41that was kinda horse shit
13:43mhm
13:54there's a charger
13:59also it sucks that I startled the witch
14:02like come on
14:03yeah how
14:05I don't think I was the one that shot the propane tank
14:09what?
14:10is it cause I threw it down there?
14:12that it registered as me?
14:14i
14:14i guess
14:17oh
14:32you're dropping
14:35to my left?
14:36no
14:37sorry
14:37quit putting that thing my way
14:41oh
14:42oh i see it
14:50really?
14:57let's take this
15:00thanks
15:09is that a tank?
15:10yes
15:11way down the road
15:16don't get near any cars
15:19i'm getting smoked back by the house
15:26oh god
15:26oh god
15:29oh
15:29don't let him hit a car and be his instant down
15:33oh
15:36oh
15:36shoot the shit out of that thing
15:40oh
15:40oh
15:41oh
15:41oh
15:41oh
15:42oh
15:42oh
15:42oh
15:42oh
15:43oh
15:44oh
15:48oh
15:49we
16:13whoo
16:27All right, I got what matters to me.
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