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Georgie & Mandy's First Marriage Season 2 Episode 19
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00:00We'll climb back into the low 70s Saturday night.
00:03Can you believe that's who they replaced me with?
00:05Thanks for watching. I'm Kelly with an eye.
00:07And that eye is on your weather.
00:09She kind of looks like you.
00:10No, she doesn't.
00:16I'm Kelly with an eye.
00:17And that eye is on your weather.
00:20That ain't Mandy.
00:21I know.
00:22So you're watching her competition?
00:24Kelly's cute and she wasn't mean to me as a kid.
00:27Well, still, we should probably switch to your sister.
00:29Mandy's not going to know who we watched.
00:31Well, it's true. It's my house. I can watch whatever I want.
00:34Hey, yeah.
00:35Hey! Just watching Mandy do the weather.
00:38That wraps up our seven-day forecast.
00:40Stick around for Don with sports.
00:42I know it's not football or baseball season,
00:44but there's probably other sports.
00:46Don?
00:48Mr. McAllister, were you ever a member of the Chamber of Commerce?
00:51No, why?
00:52I got an invitation to a mixer for prospective members.
00:54Oh, you're going to do it?
00:56Seems like it could be a good thing for the store.
00:58What's the Chamber of Commerce?
01:00Oh, it's an organization of people engaged in commerce and...
01:06And they, well, they get together in, you know, a chamber.
01:12So neither of you know?
01:13Not a...
01:15But I will let you know as soon as I get in.
01:17Careful.
01:18This is how people get sucked into a cult.
01:20No, it ain't a cult.
01:21Well, when your mother sold Tupperware, that was a cult.
01:28Chamber of Commerce.
01:29That sounds important.
01:30Oh, it is.
01:31It's a big deal.
01:32Are they the ones that wear the tiny hats with tassels?
01:35No, that's the Shriners.
01:37Well, who drives all the little clown cars in the parade?
01:40Also the Shriners.
01:42Oh.
01:43Maybe you should join them.
01:43You can fix all their tiny tires.
01:48I like it.
01:49Be good for business.
01:51You know what they do?
01:52Chamber of Commerce?
01:53Yeah, my barber's a member.
01:54He said it's good for networking.
01:55Wait, you have a barber?
01:57Yeah.
01:58He said the Chamber does a lot of charity stuff.
02:00Sponsors community events.
02:01But you're bald.
02:03Not totally bald.
02:05I get this shaved.
02:06Why don't you shave it yourself?
02:07You want to hear about the Chamber of Commerce or not?
02:09Sorry.
02:10Go ahead.
02:11Could help us get some new clients.
02:13We'd be in their directory.
02:14We'd get a plaque to put...
02:15Hey, my eyes are down here.
02:18So what do you say we go to this mixer?
02:19Do a little schmoozing.
02:20Oh.
02:21I don't see the downside.
02:22Great.
02:23Last question.
02:24About the Chamber of Commerce or my head?
02:26Never mind.
02:59There's the lady who owns a pet store.
03:02And that's the guy who runs the barbecue place with the awesome chili.
03:04Oh, I love that chili.
03:06He uses brisket instead of ground beef.
03:09Hey, hey, hey.
03:09Don't get starstruck.
03:11Gentlemen.
03:12Jerry Clemens.
03:13Clemens Hardware.
03:14Glad y'all came.
03:15Georgia Cooper.
03:16Ruben Alvarez.
03:17We took over to McAllister.
03:18Oh, Jim McAllister's old place.
03:21I did hear that was under new management.
03:23Newer, younger, better.
03:24Just what people are saying.
03:26Any questions?
03:28A lot of people don't actually know what we do here.
03:30You're a kid.
03:31Networking, charity, community outreach.
03:33Seems pretty obvious.
03:35It did to me.
03:37So, Jerry, what do we got to do to join?
03:39Pretty simple.
03:40Just introduce yourselves around.
03:41Talk to members.
03:42If you want to be involved, we're happy to have you.
03:45Great.
03:45You usually meet the first Wednesday of every month.
03:47That'll work.
03:48I mean, I've got a small child at home.
03:49But my partner here's got nothing going on.
03:52I've got plenty going on.
03:54Like what?
03:56You don't know everything about me.
03:59Well, let's not argue in front of Jerry, okay?
04:01All right, fellas.
04:02We'll talk later.
04:06Why do you put me down in front of other people?
04:08I wasn't putting you down.
04:09Yes, you were.
04:11Hey, how about after this I'll take you out for some of that chili?
04:14That'd be nice.
04:20So me and Ruben raised the money from friends and family,
04:22and we bought the place.
04:23Impressive.
04:24You don't look much older than my son.
04:26I'm 21.
04:27I'm 21?
04:28That would make you our youngest member.
04:29I'd probably be your first Puerto Rican member.
04:31That's my background.
04:33A real-life immigrant success story.
04:36Where were you born?
04:37Here.
04:39Well, it'd be great to have some fresh faces join us.
04:43Don't get any fresher than this.
04:44Or this.
04:46Believe it or not, we got a haircut for y'all.
04:50What did we just talk about?
04:55Jim, do you want to go to the nursery with me tomorrow?
04:57I want to replant those azaleas.
04:59Are you sure?
05:00With a forecast that it looks like rain.
05:02Aw, sounds like somebody watched me.
05:04It sure does.
05:07Hey.
05:08Hey.
05:09How's the mixer?
05:10Great.
05:10You're looking at the youngest member ever of the Medford Chamber of Commerce.
05:13Oh, congratulations.
05:16Before I got there, the youngest one was like 32.
05:18Oh.
05:19That's the same age as...
05:20Watch it.
05:2132 ain't old.
05:23Everyone else there was like in their 50s.
05:24Watch it.
05:26Good for you, Georgie.
05:27They loved me.
05:28One lady pinched my cheek and called me plucky.
05:31Careful.
05:32Does like older women.
05:34Anyways, it got me thinking.
05:36Maybe there's a new story here.
05:39You mean you?
05:40It's pretty inspirational when you think about it.
05:43Oh, honey, I'm really proud of you, but I'm trying to do more edgy stories.
05:47Didn't you just do one about a dog with wheels for hand legs?
05:51Yeah.
05:51He bit a kid and rolled away.
05:53Edgy.
05:55I'm just saying, it's a great story.
05:56A high school dropout making good.
05:58Please don't go on TV and tell people you're a high school dropout.
06:02I ain't ashamed.
06:04No, you really ain't.
06:09Mandy said I wasn't newsworthy, but on that Doogie Howser show, folks loved that he was
06:13the youngest guy in his profession.
06:15I never watched that show.
06:16He was a doctor and a teenager.
06:18He lost his first patient and his virginity on the same day.
06:22Do you have a point?
06:24Being young is a good story.
06:26News people did all kinds of stuff about Sheldon when he was a kid.
06:29He was a science genius.
06:30And I'm a tire genius.
06:33Mandy's not the only news lady in town.
06:35There's that Kelly girl on Channel 7.
06:38I can't call her.
06:39She's Mandy's competition.
06:40I guess.
06:42What if you called her?
06:44Mandy be mad at me.
06:46I'm just a tire genius.
06:52Hey, how was work?
06:54Good.
06:56Look, just so you know, I'm really sorry I couldn't help you out.
06:59It's okay.
07:00And just so you know, Channel 7 thinks I am a story.
07:03Excuse me?
07:04Yeah, that Kelly girl said it's perfect for her.
07:07I'm sorry, Kelly?
07:08Yeah, you know, with the mouth.
07:10Oh, I know, Kelly with an eye.
07:12I hate Kelly with an eye.
07:14How does she know about you?
07:15Did you call her?
07:16No, ma'am.
07:16I most certainly did not call her.
07:18So Ruben called her.
07:19Dang, you do have a nose for the news.
07:22God, what the hell, Georgie?
07:23How would you feel if I bought tires from Fagenbacher?
07:25I feel like you're throwing your money away
07:27because you get a family discount with me.
07:29That is not the point.
07:30She's just trying to embarrass me.
07:33I came to you first.
07:34You said no.
07:35You are not doing that interview.
07:36You can't stop me.
07:39You know what?
07:40You're right.
07:42You do whatever you want.
07:46It's your decision.
07:54Okay, she may have stopped me.
07:59Mandy would do whatever she wanted
08:01if she thought it was good for her career.
08:04Wood has will again.
08:06So she can't be mad if I do the interview?
08:08Can, will, gonna be.
08:11See?
08:12Stuff like this is the reason why I'm not married.
08:14No, the reason you're not married
08:15is no one wants to marry you.
08:17So what should I do?
08:19Well, before I fight with Audrey,
08:21I always ask myself,
08:23is it worth it?
08:24I've heard you fight about pillows on the bed.
08:26There's too many.
08:28Pro pillows, shams,
08:29I don't know what's going on.
08:31Well, a news story is free advertising,
08:33so yeah, it's worth it.
08:35And for your information,
08:36there were two girls who wanted to marry me.
08:37What happened?
08:39They found out about each other.
08:44If this run continues,
08:46we can expect rain all weekend.
08:48I would be the father of her children.
08:50This is normally the time
08:52when I do my
08:53Eye on Medford segment,
08:54where we focus on folks in the community.
08:57But, unfortunately,
08:58we had a last-minute cancellation.
09:00Apparently,
09:01our guest is married to the weather girl
09:03on our rival station,
09:04and she told him
09:06he wasn't allowed to do it.
09:08I don't want to name names,
09:09but she's on Channel 9.
09:12Oh, no.
09:13Oh, no?
09:14How about Oh Baby?
09:16Oh, baby.
09:17Oh, baby.
09:22What the hell, Georgie?
09:23You told Kelly I wouldn't let you do it?
09:25You wouldn't let me do it.
09:26Well, she didn't need to know that.
09:28I didn't know she was going to blab it on TV.
09:30Do you know how this makes me look?
09:32I do,
09:33but now does not seem like the time to say it.
09:36You could have said
09:36you were sick or busy
09:38or anything else.
09:39All I did was tell the truth.
09:45Can you give us some privacy?
09:47I've heard you all fat before.
09:48It's fine.
09:49Dad.
09:50I'm hungry.
09:51This is where the food is.
09:53You didn't want me to do the interview.
09:54I didn't do it.
09:55You're welcome.
09:56She embarrassed me on television.
09:58No, she didn't even say your name.
10:01So you watched her?
10:03I probably snapped too much.
10:11You wanted to see me?
10:12Close the door.
10:18So I guess you saw what Kelly said.
10:21Sure did.
10:23Well, I just want you to know that
10:24I will rise above this.
10:26Unlike her,
10:27I can behave in a professional manner.
10:29Why on earth would you do that?
10:32Wait, what?
10:32This is ratings gold.
10:34Hit back.
10:34Get down in the mud
10:35and roll around that, gang.
10:37Uh, but if I say something,
10:39won't she just swing back harder?
10:41Do you not know how feuds work?
10:44No, I mean, of course I do.
10:46Made a lot of girls cry in my heyday.
10:48Girls who look like you always do.
10:55That storm front petered out
10:57looks like it'll be a beautiful weekend
10:59for folks to catch up on some gardening.
11:01So get out there
11:02with a watering can,
11:04a rake,
11:04and like that bimbo
11:05who does the weather for Channel 7,
11:07a hoe.
11:09I raised her better than this.
11:12If it helps,
11:12you knocked it out of the park with me.
11:15So, Kelly with an eye,
11:16I'll make a deal with you.
11:18You don't talk about my marriage,
11:19and I won't talk about your nose job.
11:22For Channel 9 News,
11:24I'm Manny McAllister,
11:25and this
11:26is my real nose.
11:29Pretty mean.
11:31You know what they say,
11:32do what you love
11:33and never work a day in your life.
11:37When we went to commercial,
11:39the whole crew applauded.
11:41Good for you.
11:42You know,
11:43after all that trash talk
11:44I did in high school,
11:44it is nice to know I still got it.
11:48Ain't you worried
11:48that Kelly's gonna swing back?
11:50No, let her.
11:51Found the yearbook picture
11:52with her old nose.
11:53You could have vacuumed
11:53the floor with that thing.
11:55Well,
11:56I'm glad I didn't know you
11:56in high school.
11:58Now,
11:58with that accent,
11:58I would have torn you apart.
12:01You know,
12:01this is good for Kelly, too.
12:03It's like Nancy Kerrigan
12:04and Tonya Harding.
12:05I mean,
12:05nobody cared about ice skating
12:07until those two started
12:07going at each other.
12:09Didn't one of them
12:10break the other one's
12:10kneecap?
12:11Yeah,
12:11and we're still
12:12talking about it.
12:19Check it out.
12:20We're official.
12:21Nice.
12:22We're not really
12:23going to those meetings,
12:24are we?
12:24Nah,
12:25we got the plaque
12:25hanging up.
12:26We're good.
12:27Hey,
12:28welcome to Callister.
12:30Oh.
12:30I was hoping
12:31we could talk.
12:32Wow,
12:33you're even prettier
12:34in person.
12:35I have a boyfriend.
12:36Should have two.
12:38Look,
12:38I know you and my wife
12:39are having a thing,
12:40but I don't want
12:41to be a part of it.
12:42I understand.
12:43I come in peace.
12:45Okay,
12:46so...
12:46I know.
12:47I fired the first shot.
12:48I was angry
12:49you canceled last minute.
12:50I told him not to.
12:52Does he listen to me?
12:53No,
12:54I did.
12:55Don't you have work to do?
12:56Fine,
12:56but we're talking
12:57about this later.
13:00Look,
13:00I would really
13:01just like this
13:02to be over.
13:03Why aren't you
13:03saying this to Mandy?
13:04Honestly,
13:05she's a little scary.
13:06I heard she punched
13:07a woman in church.
13:08Oh,
13:09that.
13:10So it's true.
13:11Yeah,
13:12but it's Texas.
13:13I've been punched
13:14in church.
13:15Doesn't matter.
13:16I just worry
13:17she and I
13:18are setting a bad example.
13:19Women shouldn't be
13:20tearing each other down.
13:21We should be
13:22lifting each other up.
13:23Amen,
13:23sister.
13:30Did you watch Kelly?
13:31No,
13:32Georgie made us
13:32watch you.
13:34Don't worry,
13:35we taped it.
13:35Oh,
13:36good.
13:36Put her on.
13:37I want to see
13:37what she said about me.
13:38Maybe she found out
13:39you wore a helmet
13:40as a baby.
13:42You did?
13:43It's not her fault
13:44her head was pointy.
13:46I had a petite pelvis.
13:48Fine,
13:49me too.
13:49Before I get
13:50to tonight's weather,
13:51I'd like to address
13:52some of the comments
13:52made about me
13:53by my competitor.
13:55I don't want to
13:55personally attack
13:56other women
13:57to advance my career,
13:58but then,
13:59I guess,
14:00as the number one
14:00weather personality
14:01in Medford,
14:02I don't have to.
14:04No one tape over this.
14:07Besides,
14:07I wouldn't want
14:08to pick a fight
14:09with someone
14:09who once punched
14:10a woman in church.
14:12How does she know that?
14:13Did you tell her?
14:14Soda?
14:15She tricked me.
14:16Wait,
14:16you punched someone
14:17in church?
14:18She deserved it.
14:19She was kissing Georgie.
14:20Why were you
14:21kissing someone?
14:22She kissed me.
14:23Wait,
14:24Kelly didn't kiss you,
14:25did she?
14:26No.
14:26That's too bad
14:27I could have used that.
14:29What is happening
14:30to this family?
14:31You know what?
14:31I'll just say she did.
14:32Who's gonna know?
14:41Hello.
14:43Oh, hi.
14:45Don't worry,
14:46I'm not here
14:46to start anything.
14:47At least,
14:48not until I've had
14:48my coffee.
14:50So,
14:51what do you want?
14:53Well,
14:53I just saw you here
14:54and I thought
14:55maybe I'd say hey.
14:56It's a lot harder
14:57to be mean to somebody
14:58that you know.
14:59Is it?
15:01I don't know,
15:02what's a thing people say?
15:04And just so you know,
15:05I was never actually
15:06gonna show any pictures
15:06of your old nose.
15:08Really?
15:09Because someone
15:09mailed in baby pictures
15:10of you in a helmet.
15:13Wow.
15:14Maybe we are setting
15:15a bad example.
15:16Should we call a truce?
15:18Yeah, I guess.
15:20That's kind of fun, though.
15:21The weather is so boring.
15:23It's rainy,
15:23it's sunny,
15:24and ooh.
15:25And being catty
15:26really brought me
15:27back to high school.
15:29Me too.
15:29It's like riding a bike,
15:30isn't it?
15:33You know,
15:34it doesn't have to end.
15:36It has been good
15:37for ratings.
15:38I mean,
15:38maybe we should give
15:39the people what they want.
15:40So we'll keep it going?
15:42Done.
15:44We probably shouldn't
15:44be seen hanging out
15:45like this.
15:46Oh,
15:47I can fix that.
15:48I came here
15:49to bury the hatchet
15:51and you insult
15:52my baby daughter.
15:53What?
15:54That is low.
15:55You mentioned my kid again
15:56and you're gonna need
15:57another nose job.
16:06I hear you and Kelly
16:07got in a fight
16:08at a coffee shop.
16:09Yeah,
16:09but don't worry.
16:10I won.
16:11Oh, honey,
16:12you got to save
16:12that stuff for on air.
16:13Quit giving away the milk.
16:14We got a cow to sell.
16:16Right.
16:17Look,
16:17I have been digging up
16:18some dirt.
16:19I got some pretty juicy leads.
16:21Lay it on me.
16:22Uh,
16:23she takes ballet,
16:24so I think I can call her
16:25an exotic dancer
16:26without getting sued.
16:28That's messed up.
16:29I like it.
16:31What else you got?
16:32Okay,
16:32her mother is in
16:33a women's prison
16:34in Arkansas.
16:35You're kidding.
16:36Well,
16:37it's assisted living,
16:38but there are locks
16:38on the doors,
16:39so...
16:40Great.
16:41And just so we know,
16:42is there anything
16:43she can dig up
16:43on you this damning?
16:44Hmm.
16:45Hmm.
16:46You're working for a guy
16:48you used to sleep with.
16:49Well,
16:49what's all this stuff?
16:50They're counterfeits.
16:51We're selling them
16:52for a bundle
16:52to desperate mothers.
16:54I'm not handling any money.
16:56I just take bets
16:56for Ruindale's home.
16:57That's still illegal.
17:00Clean as a whistle.
17:05CBS Next Thursday,
17:06time to treat ourselves to...
17:08Can I look?
17:09...a brand new
17:09Georgie and Mandy's
17:10first marriage.
17:11You bought a jet ski.
17:12It's like a motorcycle,
17:13except if you fall off,
17:14instead of dying,
17:14you get wet.
17:16New Georgie and Mandy,
17:17CBS Next Thursday.
17:20Oh, joy,
17:20a new episode of Ghosts is here.
17:22CBS Next,
17:23and streaming on Paramount Plus.
17:24We'll see you next time.
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