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00:14Alleluia, Alleluia, Alleluia, Alleluia, Alleluia.
00:24Alleluia, Alleluia, Alleluia, Alleluia, Alleluia, Alleluia, Alleluia, Alleluia, Alleluia.
00:40Excuse me, what are you doing?
00:45I bought this, what?
00:47Is it this?
00:52Oh, oh, it's, it's, it's not, I noticed you're on half the round sound.
00:57Have you placed these speakers in different parts of the room?
00:59You, you, you know.
01:01Poor boy, you've had a terrible accident.
01:03I hope it hasn't affected your brains.
01:04Perhaps you got out of bed too soon.
01:06Please, into bed.
01:08You sure?
01:08If you watch Top Gun, the whole room shakes.
01:11Tonya.
01:11No, please, into bed.
01:12Where the hell is this place, Henry?
01:13Shh.
01:18Oh, he's still feverish.
01:20I hope there's no swelling in the brain.
01:29I am Senor Piñeda.
01:31You were in a very minor car accident.
01:35Somehow, you stumbled in front of one of our vehicles.
01:38She had no intention of hurting you.
01:40Fortunately, the only injuries you sustained were a slightly sprained ankle
01:45and a few other extremely minor cuts and bruises.
01:54There was some damage to our vehicle.
01:58But considering that you are from the village and therefore of modest means,
02:03you will forgo the damage.
02:06Nevertheless, we are still sympathetic to your situation
02:09and we'd like to provide you with a little something
02:12to help you recover any lost income
02:16that you may have incurred as a result of the accident.
02:26Two hundred dollars.
02:30Is there something wrong?
02:31Well, it depends on whether a man such as myself
02:36that is not only responsible for the feeding of my very big and lazy family,
02:42not to mention my many cousins, goats, chickens, cats, and deer.
02:49There are no deer on the island.
02:50That must be brought in and fed very special and rare deer food.
02:57So there can be the, what if there is brain fever?
03:17A thousand dollars.
03:20This may, this may help to recover part of my very big lost income
03:26and feed my many people.
03:28At least for today.
03:31But what really worries me is...
03:42Are you all right?
03:44Yes, I mean, not counting my back, of course.
03:49I am so sorry about what happened.
03:52It's all my fault.
03:53No, it's not.
03:54I just hope that you, you're not in too much discomfort.
03:58Well, you, you never know with internal injuries.
04:02But now that you're here,
04:06I'm improving.
04:08Margarita, Senor Pineda,
04:09I believe we have a car waiting to take El Senor back to the village.
04:22I will need you to sign this waiver.
04:25Senor Pineda, I'm sure he's a very honest person.
04:28He knows I didn't mean him any harm.
04:31Would I be seeing you again?
04:33No.
04:35Senor Rogelio, Senorita Margarita is a very busy woman.
04:38Perhaps you could send her a letter.
04:40Hmm.
04:40Oh!
04:43Oh!
04:45Oh!
04:54Okay, I'm okay.
05:03I just meant to take a little fall.
05:06Those stairs are slippery, man.
05:08Couldn't stop.
05:10So you're saying this is El Comandante's house?
05:12Yeah, man.
05:13Everybody around here talks with a weave this and weave that.
05:16So it took me a while to figure it out.
05:19That's because they don't want you to figure it out.
05:23Man, you should see this place.
05:25It's got something like, I don't know, 500 rooms.
05:29And they're getting ready for some kind of body or something.
05:33A party at El Comandante's house.
05:35You're going to get me in, right?
05:36Listen, I'm not calling you back.
05:38Hey, Rogelio.
05:39Hey, Rogelio.
05:51Wow.
05:53Okay.
05:59Margarita.
06:06Margarita.
06:09Margarita.
06:15maybe, that's a good boy, that's a good boy!
06:20A good boy!
06:22A good boy!
06:23A good boy!
06:24A good boy!
06:24A good boy!
06:25A good boy!
06:25So, Vineda!
06:28He's a beauty, isn't he?
06:29Mr. Jones?
06:31Mr. Jones?
06:33Yes, sir.
06:36So, what you mean to say is you think he's a spy?
06:39I thought you said he was a thief.
06:41Who, sir?
06:42Our guest.
06:44Oh, he's a spy and a thief, sir.
06:46Ah, excuse me.
06:48It's a thieving spy, not a spying thief.
06:51What?
06:51Never mind.
06:53For a thieving spy, he doesn't seem particularly discreet, does he?
06:59Well, there has been a lot of grumbling among the villagers.
07:03The villagers have even been meeting.
07:05Why?
07:06Have we been sending them the money to help them?
07:09Yes, of course.
07:10You know we have, but these people, they are inmates.
07:16Besides, they breed like rabbits.
07:19You've grown bitter, my friend.
07:22People fall in love.
07:23They want to have children.
07:25It's natural.
07:30It's a beautiful thing.
07:36Are you ill, sir?
07:39No, I am, uh, I am trying to see your point.
07:46Oh, yes.
07:48This, uh, boy from the village, I want you to keep him happy.
07:55Ah, yes, yes.
07:57The last thing we need right now is for the people to think that el comandante's daughter has run one
08:03of them over.
08:03Yes, that would invite-
08:05Invite him to dinner.
08:06Dinner?
08:09Dinner.
08:09Dinner!
08:10Dinner!
08:10Surely you've heard of it.
08:12Yeah, yeah.
08:13Are you sure, sir?
08:15Of course I am sure.
08:16I am always sure.
08:17I am the sure one.
08:18That's why the people have chosen me to be their comandante.
08:24With my humble respect, sir, you're a fifth generation dictator.
08:29The people have no choice.
08:30And that is beside the point.
08:31The point is that as my father taught me and his father before him, these are my people.
08:36I must be kind but firm.
08:38Absolute decisiveness is a requirement.
08:41Yes, your comandante.
08:41Now look at this reading.
08:43It's going through the roof.
08:44From now on, no one will be allowed to bring me bad news before twelve o'clock.
08:48Yes, sir.
08:49No.
08:51Better make it two.
08:52Yes.
08:53No!
08:55Two is too early.
08:58Better make it, you know, closer to dinner time.
09:04Um.
09:10No, I can't do it today.
09:11No, I can't.
09:12I'm busy.
09:13Yeah, no.
09:14It's too late.
09:14No, no, no.
09:15It's uh...
09:16No.
09:16Let's do something.
09:17Let's um...
09:19Yeah.
09:19Why don't we...
09:20We meet tomorrow.
09:21Hold on.
09:22Hold on.
09:23I'll talk to you tomorrow.
09:25No, no, no, no.
09:25I have to go.
09:26I have to go.
09:28Mwah.
09:29You okay?
09:30Huh?
09:30Yeah.
09:31You sure you weren't hurt in that accident?
09:34No, no, no.
09:34I have to go.
09:34It's that poor boy I ran over.
09:37He was so injured.
09:39Think of him.
09:40Oh, he's fine.
09:42People like him are hard to kill.
09:44I mean tough, you know.
09:47Um, I've talked to your father and, um, I'm going to get you a driver.
09:53From now on, you will no longer have to drive yourself.
09:56But I'd love to drive.
09:57Margarita, this is to protect you.
10:00Besides, you shouldn't go to the other side of the island.
10:03Why not?
10:04Because...
10:07Because you don't belong there.
10:08That's why.
10:09Yeah.
10:09That's why you shouldn't go there.
10:11You know, Margarita, I love you.
10:13This is for your own good.
10:15I just want to protect you.
10:16That's it.
10:22Yes.
10:23I love you too.
10:25It's just...
10:42The peasant is staying for dinner.
10:46The peasant is staying for dinner.
10:50The peasant is staying for dinner.
10:52Very good, sir.
11:14You are our unearned guest.
11:25It may have been fate,
11:29or perhaps it was magic
11:32that has brought you to our humble abode.
11:36But whichever I believe that you are here...
11:42I'm here.
11:43You are here in order that we might come
11:47to better understand each other.
11:52It is the duty of your comandante,
11:55as it has been the duty of every comandante
11:59since the formation of this island,
12:06to reach out to his villagers,
12:10to talk to them.
12:12But more important, to listen.
12:22El comandante!
12:24El comandante!
12:24El comandante!
12:25El comandante!
12:52El comandante!
12:55El comandante!
13:08El comandante!
13:10El comandante!
13:19El comandante!
13:53El comandante!
13:56El comandante!
14:01El comandante!
14:02El comandante!
14:17El comandante!
14:22El comandante!
14:25El comandante!
14:32El comandante!
14:36El comandante!
14:37El comandante!
15:24El comandante!
15:50El comandante!
15:53Oh, can I call you Al?
15:57I'm just kidding.
16:01Can I have a beer?
16:03Uh, I'd trade you for the room.
16:07That's a deal.
16:08There you go.
16:09Mucho gusto.
16:11What do I say?
16:24Excuse me.
16:26I did not receive my mint on the pillow this morning.
16:28Oh, we do not leave mints on the pillow.
16:32El Comandante said that there would be a mint.
16:36Oh, it's okay.
16:38I'll just tell El Comandante he's wrong.
16:42Oh, no, no.
16:43I'll check on the mints.
16:46Gracias.
17:19Hey!
17:37If you want a fish, shouldn't you be using a rod and reel?
17:43I have quick hands.
17:44You should see me play cards.
17:56Take a deep camera and have a Whoseita hand.
17:58It's nice to see you feel it feels safe.
17:59What's your hand on it'sæ°— vakily.
17:59Oh, my back then.
18:19Here you go.
18:22It's nice to see you're feeling better.
18:24Don't say that. I might have to hurt myself again.
18:27Here. Come on. Give me your best shot. Come on.
18:30Now why would I want to hurt you?
18:32Well, let's see. I could stay here at a mansion and drink out of silver goblets.
18:37Or I could go back to my village and break open the canopies.
18:43If I didn't have to, I'd never leave this place.
18:49Be careful what you wish for.
18:55What's that supposed to mean?
19:25I never leave this place. I mean, I travel, but I'm not allowed to go anywhere on my own.
19:34I was in Europe last month. It's one cathedral after another.
19:40Listen, I know how lucky I am, but being able to come and go as you please, it's not a
19:44bad thing.
19:46First time I was on the other side of the island was the day I ran you over.
19:50Appreciate that, by the way. You know what? I still take a concussion.
19:59All right, this is a refined game for refined people. That's it.
20:02No, no silly. You just have to...
20:04Hey, listen, if you want to see the other side of the island, I'll take you.
20:10It wouldn't be proper, would it?
20:12Um, let's hope not.
20:17Margarita?
20:19Oh, sorry. I have to go.
20:21Playing croquet?
20:22Oh, no. Just, uh, hunting for gophers.
20:26Wonderful.
20:28Let's go, darling.
20:34Come on, come on, come on.
20:35Right now, I'm sure.
20:39No, no, no, no.
20:44Come on, come on, come on.
20:46Come on.
20:47Come on.
20:49Come on.
20:50Come on, come on.
21:25Oh, my God.
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