- 23 hours ago
Love/comedy
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Short filmTranscript
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02:52What do you think?
02:55Margarita, you look beautiful.
02:57Why won't you let me try it on?
02:59Oh, please, sweetheart.
03:01I'm just worried about your father.
03:03Think how he might feel.
03:04Yes, but how would she feel?
03:10Oh.
03:21Margarita, calm.
03:29It's beautiful, Sonia.
03:31And she looked beautiful in the day that she married your father.
03:34She always hoped to see you wear it one day.
03:38So young you were.
03:40Seventeen.
03:41Only five years ago, it seems like so much longer.
03:45If only she could be here to see me in it.
03:49She is here, darling.
03:51She's always here with you.
03:54Margarita, atrás, vistete.
03:57I'm coming.
04:02Señor.
04:07Sonia, where is my little one?
04:10Has she picked a gown yet?
04:12No, Papa.
04:13Mija, por qué no?
04:14It is only a week until your wedding.
04:16We're very close, Señor.
04:18Didn't you have a business minister that you had to tend to today?
04:22Yes, I believe I do.
04:23Well, if you want your daughter to have a wedding, sir,
04:25why don't you go and tend to it?
04:27But how many gowns is it necessary for her to try, Sonia?
04:30Oh, Señor, you know women, Sonia.
04:34Yes.
04:36You know women, Papa.
04:50Oh, joven.
04:54Eres la más bella del mundo.
05:03Your mother would be so proud.
05:09Papa, are you all right?
05:11Yes, I'm all right.
05:11Are you all right, Señor?
05:13Is it your heart?
05:14Come on, me so.
05:22I was afraid something like this might happen, Margarita.
05:54Do you see this shrimp?
05:57It looks healthy, yeah?
06:00But we can't eat it because the water is poison.
06:05You could eat them, which means you could sell them.
06:08Why don't you look for a job?
06:09Where is there to look for work on this island?
06:11We are surrounded by an ocean and we're not allowed to fish.
06:15And what is El Comandante doing about it?
06:17He's eating chicken.
06:18Look, you know, I feel like Tom Hanks in that, uh, in that movie.
06:22Always talking about shrimp.
06:24For his gum?
06:27He's not talking about shrimp.
06:29Baba's talking about shrimp, remember?
06:31You can barbecue him.
06:32You can even chop him up into little pieces and put him in with your rice.
06:36There's a thousand...
06:37Are you done?
06:39Yeah.
06:41Okay.
06:41Look, if you ask me, I think we should all learn shipbuilding.
06:45Why is that?
06:46Because everyone's gonna sail out of here if we can't fish.
06:49Why don't you start selling jellyfish repellent to the tourists again, huh?
06:53You know, actually, that was a great idea.
06:54It could have worked.
06:55Yeah, it could have worked.
06:56You got caught.
06:57And so did you, Louis.
06:58Dumping jellyfish by the jet ski rental.
07:01Tourists don't come to this side of the island anymore.
07:04El Comandante will take care of us.
07:06No.
07:06I think El Comandante has forgotten about all of us.
07:11All we do is talk.
07:12Talk, talk, talk.
07:13Nobody does anything.
07:16There is a curse over El Comandante.
07:20Right, Aurelia.
07:21A big fat do-nothing-for-the-people curse.
07:36Pineda, Comandante.
07:39What is this?
07:41Is the...
07:43Help?
07:45Will you agree down for the village?
07:47Yes, sir.
07:49Hi, Pineda.
07:55The people are my responsibility, Peniela.
07:55Are you sure?
07:57The language is lawyer, sir.
08:00Lawyer, sir. I agree.
08:02They make everything so much more confident.
08:04It's confusing.
08:09Sir?
08:14Just sign here.
08:16The people are my responsibility, Peniela.
08:21My wife and I made a promise to take care of them.
08:25They are why I am El Comandante, no?
08:28Absolutely, sir.
08:31My wife and I made a promise to protect them.
08:36Yes, sir.
08:37But how can we protect them now that the ocean has turned green?
08:41Sir, do this, sir. One more, sir.
08:47Fine.
08:55Good morning, Mr. Manolo.
08:57Good morning. How are you?
09:00Thank you, sir.
09:24Good morning.
09:32Oh, God.
09:39Rosita.
09:48Our baby has grown up.
09:52She's become an angel like you, Biala.
09:56As long as I am drawing breath, Rosa,
10:01no one will harm her.
10:19Minerva! Minerva! Minerva! Minerva! Minerva! Minerva!
10:33Manolo, I didn't know you were coming over.
10:36Oh, I was feeling restless, and somehow here I am, like a bee to a honey.
10:42I hope you don't mind.
10:43Oops.
10:45Of course not.
10:47It's just Jennifer's on her way to take me shopping.
10:49But you know what?
10:50It's not important.
10:51I can do it another time.
10:52No, no, no, no, no, no.
10:53It's fine.
10:53If there's one thing my father taught me, it's to never get in the way of a woman and
10:57her shopping.
10:58But it's really Jennifer.
10:59Even my father doesn't need to tell me not to get in the way of two women who are going
11:03shopping.
11:04It seems your father taught you well.
11:07Do you mind if I borrow the groom?
11:10Just for a little moment.
11:11Mara Rita!
11:13Oh, hello Manolo.
11:15Hi.
11:15Vamos.
11:16We gotta come out.
11:18Adios.
11:27Rito, you looking for it, man?
11:31Oh, look at this man.
11:33Can you hear it?
11:35I don't hear nothing.
11:36What do you mean you can't hear it?
11:38Ow.
11:39The day I own this sound system, I know I've died and gone to heaven.
11:45You know, I feel like going to El Comandante's and giving him a piece of my mind.
11:50Um, first you better think about marching past in the other direction, my friend.
11:59Oh, shit.
12:02Hey, baby.
12:04Don't you dare baby me.
12:05Where the hell were you?
12:06I was at the town meeting, you know.
12:08I got a lot to say about the politics.
12:10Don't give me that.
12:11You were supposed to take me out.
12:13Take you out.
12:16With what, you know?
12:17We gave everything to the church.
12:19Don't start with me, Rogelio.
12:20Because I will hurt you and you know I will.
12:22Hey, hey, look, look, look.
12:23Relax, relax.
12:24You know, I take you out tomorrow.
12:26It's all good.
12:27Oh, no, you won't.
12:28You want to know why?
12:29Because you're a loser, Luis.
12:31Loser.
12:31You don't have two cents today, and you are never going to have two cents.
12:35I should have listened to my mother.
12:37She saw you coming a mile away.
12:44Maybe you can get your mother to take you out.
12:53Come on, come on.
12:57Go, go, go.
13:20Have you heard the English version?
13:22Yeah, but it's so much sexier in Spanish.
13:25Everything's sexier in Spanish.
13:27Especially Manolo.
13:30I can't believe you're going to be a married woman, huh?
13:34Just think.
13:35I'm going to come visit you, and we're going to go shopping, and go driving, and we're going
13:40to tell each other all our secrets.
13:42We already do that.
13:43And you're going to be Mrs. Manolo.
13:46Oh, pampered to the max.
13:49Sounds like fun.
13:53What's the matter with you?
13:54Hmm?
13:55You scared?
13:58I'm just worried about my father, about the island.
14:03You know what's the matter with you?
14:05You don't know whether you want to come or go.
14:08Maybe.
14:10It's just, I've done everything everybody ever told me to do.
14:15And now, listen, you, you better get this out of your system right now, because once you're
14:21married to Manolo, it's going to be a diamond leash, girl.
14:24What's that supposed to mean?
14:26Look out!
14:30Sorry, sorry.
14:31Hi.
14:32Where are we?
14:34I don't know.
14:35We're just coming on the other side.
14:36Go.
14:38What's the matter with you?
14:40That's my girlfriend.
14:41You know, you could have killed her.
14:41Yeah, right.
14:42She could have killed us.
14:43Oh, right, right, right, right.
14:44Carvalita?
14:45Yeah.
14:45Come on, she loves me, man.
14:52Next time I get serious, I'm getting myself a girl with gas.
14:55Right, right.
14:56Like someone like that is ever going to fall for a loser like you?
14:58Shut up.
15:02No spare.
15:03No spare.
15:05That car has the same tires.
15:08Wait, wait, wait, wait.
15:09Are you crazy?
15:10We can't just take some tourist tires and that's it.
15:12Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:13We'll take their tires and then we'll slap ours on and then we'll come back later.
15:16We charge them 20 bucks.
15:17We change their flat.
15:18You know, none of this would have happened.
15:19You would have just taken that crazy woman out.
15:21There you are, Luis.
15:22Come on.
15:24Come on.
15:26Come on.
15:26Come on.
15:29Come on.
15:54Oh, my God.
15:56Is he dead?
15:58I don't know.
16:00It was either him or the pig.
16:19Don't leave me.
16:21I won't.
16:26Kiss me before I die.
16:28Kiss me before I die.
16:43Kiss me before I die.
16:49Kiss me before I die.
16:54Kiss me before I die.
16:55Kiss me before I die.
16:56Kiss me before I die.
16:56Yes?
16:57Yes?
16:57I thought you might have use for this, sir.
17:01Yeah, yes.
17:02Oh, wait.
17:03Hmm?
17:04Where am I?
17:05But you're in his house, of course.
17:12Oh, my God.
17:34There's a door now, too.
17:34You're in his house.
17:34You're in your house.
17:34Hi, my, my.
17:34I got you to my house.
17:35My house, uh-you're in your house.
17:35My house, you're out of my house.
17:35Yeah.
17:37You're in the house.
18:09Excuse me, what are you doing?
18:14I thought this was...
18:16Isn't this...
18:21Oh, oh, it's, it's, it's done.
18:24I noticed you're on half the round, so have you placed these speakers in different parts of the room?
18:28You, you, you know...
18:30Poor boy, you've had a terrible accident. I hope it hasn't affected your grounds.
18:33Perhaps you got out of bed too soon.
18:35Please, into bed.
18:36All right, be assured, if you watch Top Gun, the whole room shakes.
18:40Please, into bed.
18:41How is this place, Henry?
18:48He's still feverish.
18:49I hope there's no swelling in the brain.
18:58I am Senor Piñera.
19:00You were in a very minor car accident.
19:04Somehow, you stumbled in front of one of our vehicles.
19:07She had no intention of hurting you.
19:09Fortunately, the only injuries you sustained were a slightly sprained ankle and a few other extremely minor cuts and bruises.
19:26But considering that you are from the village, and therefore of modest means, you will forgo the damage.
19:35Nevertheless, we are still sympathetic to your situation, and we'd like to provide you with a little something to help
19:42you recover any lost income that you may have incurred as a result of the accident.
20:01Well, it depends on whether a man such as myself that is not only responsible for the feeding of my
20:08very big and lazy family, not to mention my many cousins, goats, chickens, cats, and deer.
20:17There are no deer on the island.
20:19That must be brought in and fed very special and rare deer food.
20:26So there can be the...
20:28What if there is brain fever?
20:45A thousand dollars.
20:49This may help to recover part of my very big lost income and feed my many people.
20:57At least for today.
21:00But what really worries me is...
21:11Are you all right?
21:13Yes.
21:13I mean...
21:15Not counting my back, of course.
21:17I am so sorry about what happened.
21:21It's all my fault.
21:22No, it's not.
21:23I just hope that you're not in too much discomfort.
21:27Well, you...
21:27You never know with internal injuries.
21:30No.
21:31But now that you're here...
21:35I'm improving.
21:36Margarita, Senor Pineda, I believe we have a car waiting to take El Senor back to the village.
21:51I will need you to sign this waiver.
21:54Senor Pineda, I'm sure he's a very honest person.
21:57He knows I didn't mean him any harm.
22:00Would I be seeing you again?
22:02No.
22:04Senor Rogelio, Senorita Margarita is a very busy woman.
22:07Perhaps you could send her a letter.
22:09Hmm.
22:11Oh!
22:12Oh!
22:14Oh!
22:14Oh!
22:23Okay, I'm okay.
22:32I just meant to take a little fall.
22:35Those stairs are slippery, man.
22:37Couldn't stop.
22:39So you're saying this is El Comandante's house?
22:41Yeah, man.
22:42Everybody around here talks with a...
22:43We this and we that.
22:45So it took me a while to figure it out.
22:47Oh!
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