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00:14Alleluia, Alleluia, Alleluia, Alleluia, Alleluia.
00:24Alleluia, Alleluia, Alleluia, Alleluia.
00:40Excuse me, what are you doing?
00:45I thought this was, is it this?
00:52Oh, oh, it's, it's, it's not.
00:55I noticed you don't have the round sound.
00:57Have you placed these speakers in different parts of the room?
00:59You, you, you know.
01:01Poor boy, you've had a terrible accident.
01:03I hope it hasn't affected your brains.
01:04Perhaps you got out of bed too soon.
01:06Please, into bed.
01:08Are you sure?
01:08If you watch Top Gun, the whole room shakes.
01:10Sonia?
01:11No, please, into bed.
01:12Who the hell is this place anyway?
01:18Oh, he's still feverish.
01:20I hope there's no swelling in the brain.
01:29I am Senor PiƱeda.
01:31You were in a very minor car accident.
01:35Somehow you stumbled in front of one of our vehicles.
01:38She had no intention of hurting you.
01:40Fortunately, the only injuries you sustained were a slightly sprained ankle and a few other extremely minor cuts and bruises.
01:54There was some damage to our vehicle.
01:58But considering that you are from the village and therefore of modest means, you will forgo the damage.
02:06You will forgo the damage.
02:07Nevertheless, we are still sympathetic to your situation and would like to provide you with a little something to help
02:13you recover any lost income that you may have incurred as a result of the accident.
02:26$200.
02:30Is there something wrong?
02:32Well, it depends on whether a man such as myself that is not only responsible for the feeding of my
02:39very big and lazy family, not to mention my many cousins, goats, chickens, cats and deer.
02:48There are no deer on the island.
02:50There must be brought in and fed very special and rare deer food.
02:58Senor PiƱeda, what if there is brain fever?
03:00Senor PiƱeda, why?
03:02Senor PiƱeda.
03:17Senor PiƱeda.
03:18A thousand dollars.
03:20this may this may help to recover part of my very big lost income and feed my many people
03:29at least for today but what really worries me is
03:42are you all right yes i mean
03:46not counting my back of course i am so sorry about what happened it's all my fault
03:53no it's not i just hope that you you're not in too much discomfort well you you never know with
04:00internal injuries but now that you're here
04:06i'm improving margarita sony pineda i believe we have a car waiting to take el senor back to the
04:20village
04:21i will need you to sign this waiver senor pineda i'm sure he's a very honest person
04:28he knows i didn't mean him any harm
04:31would i be seeing you again no senor rogelio senorita margarita is a very busy woman perhaps you could send
04:39her a letter
04:54okay i'm okay
05:03i just meant to take a little fall
05:06those stairs are slippery man i couldn't stop
05:09so you're saying this is a comandante's house
05:12yeah man everybody around here talks with a with this and with that so it took me a while to
05:17figure it out
05:19that's because they don't want you to figure it out
05:23man you should see this place it's got something like i don't know 500 rooms
05:29and they're getting ready for some kind of body or something
05:34it'll come in dante's house you're gonna get me in right
05:36listen man i'll call you back
05:37hey rogelio
05:39hey rogelio
05:40hey rogelio
05:42hey rogelio
06:06margarita
06:09margarita
06:10then you sabe
06:12you cc dc dc dc dc dc dc dc g ģ©
06:40You said he was a thief.
06:41Who, sir?
06:42Our guest.
06:44Oh, he's a spy and a thief, sir.
06:46Ah, excuse me.
06:48It's a thieving spy.
06:49Not a spying thief.
06:51What?
06:51Never mind.
06:53For a thieving spy, he doesn't seem particularly discreet,
06:57does he?
06:59Well, there has been a lot of grumbling
07:01among the villagers.
07:03The villagers have even been meeting you.
07:05Why?
07:06Have we been sending them the money to help them?
07:09Yes, of course.
07:10You know we have, but these people, they are inmates.
07:16Besides, they breed like rabbits.
07:19You've grown bitter, my friend.
07:22People fall in love.
07:23They want to have children.
07:25It's natural.
07:30It's a beautiful thing.
07:36Are you ill, sir?
07:39No, I am, uh, I am trying to see your point.
07:46Oh, yes.
07:48This, uh, boy from the village, I want you to keep him happy.
07:55Ah, yes, yes.
07:57The last thing we need right now is for the people to think that
08:00El Comandante's daughter has run one of them over.
08:03Yes, that would invite him.
08:05Invite him to dinner.
08:06Dinner?
08:09Dinner.
08:09Dinner.
08:10Dinner!
08:10Surely you've heard of it.
08:12Yeah, yeah.
08:13Yeah, yeah.
08:13Are you sure, sir?
08:15Of course I am sure.
08:16I am always sure.
08:17I am the sure one.
08:18That's why the people have chosen me to be their Comandante.
08:24With my humble respect, sir, you're a fifth generation dictator.
08:29The people have no choice.
08:30And that is beside the point.
08:31The point is that as my father taught me and his father before him,
08:35these are my people.
08:36I must be kind but firm.
08:38Absolute decisiveness is a requirement.
08:41Yes, Your Comandante.
08:41Now look at this reading.
08:43It's going through the roof.
08:44From now on, no one will be allowed to bring me bad news before 12 o'clock.
08:48Yes, sir.
08:49No.
08:51Better make it two.
08:52Yes.
08:53No.
08:55Two is too early.
08:59Better make it, you know, closer to dinner time.
09:04Um.
09:10No, I can't do it today.
09:11No, I can't do it today.
09:11I can't.
09:12I'm busy.
09:13Yeah, no.
09:14It's too late.
09:14No, no, no.
09:15It's, uh, no.
09:16Let's do something.
09:17Let's, um, yeah.
09:19Why don't we meet tomorrow?
09:21Hold on.
09:22Hold on.
09:23Talk to you tomorrow.
09:25No, no, no, no.
09:25I have to go.
09:26I have to go.
09:28Mwah.
09:29You okay?
09:30Huh?
09:30Yeah.
09:31You sure you weren't hurt in that accident?
09:34It's that poor boy I ran over.
09:37He was so injured.
09:39Think of him.
09:40Oh, he's fine.
09:42People like him are hard to kill.
09:44I mean tough, you know.
09:47Um, I've talked to your father, and, um, I'm going to get you a driver.
09:53From now on, you will no longer have to drive yourself.
09:56But I'd love to drive.
09:57Margarita, this is to protect you.
10:00Besides, you shouldn't go to the other side of the island.
10:03Why not?
10:04Because...
10:07Because you don't belong there.
10:08That's why.
10:08Yeah, that's why.
10:10You shouldn't go there.
10:11You know, Margarita, I love you.
10:13This is for your own good.
10:15I just want to protect you.
10:16That's it.
10:18Huh?
10:22Yes.
10:23I love you too.
10:25It's just...
10:26I love you too.
10:48It's just...
10:50The peasant is staying for dinner.
10:52Very good, sir.
11:13To our unlearned guest.
11:25It may have been fate, or perhaps it was magic that has brought you to our humble abode.
11:36But whichever I believe that you are here, you are here, in order that we might come to
11:47better understand each other.
11:52It is the duty of your comandante, as it has been the duty of every comandante since the
12:00formation of this island.
12:05And to reach out to his villagers, to talk to them, but more important, to listen.
12:40When I found out my margarita had been in an accident on the other side of the island,
12:45I was...
12:46A very minor accident.
12:48Wow.
12:49A very minor accident, yeah.
12:51Well, to be honest, my first thought was that she had been kidnapped by some peasants.
12:56They're not peasants.
12:57Yes, I know.
12:58The villagers, whatever you want to call them, they are...
13:00Kidnappers?
13:04So I was relieved when I found out it was really an accident, a minor one.
13:10Actually, it was my fault.
13:13That's impossible.
13:14No, no, no.
13:15She didn't do it.
13:17I kind of rolled in front of her car.
13:19You see, my friend's girlfriend threw a rock at my Corvair and punctured my tire.
13:26I was trying to find a spare, which was stupid, because I don't have a spare.
13:32I go through a rock at your car?
13:34Thank God she didn't have her knife.
13:36Well, however it happened, I'm sure we're all glad no one was seriously injured.
13:40Yeah, it's for you to say.
13:48Rogelio, may I call you, Rogelio?
13:52Please, sir, you can call me anything you want, sir.
13:55You're, you're el comandante, right?
13:57Thank you, Rogelio.
14:01SeƱor Pineda and I have been discussing the difficulties the island has endured since the water became contaminated last year.
14:10Which I can assure you, we are working very hard to remedy.
14:15Considering Rogelio's condition, I think it best that we do not put him through an inquisition.
14:19No, no, no. Go ahead. I don't mind.
14:23Is it true, Rogelio, that the villagers have been organizing?
14:27I heard they were ready to hold massive demonstrations opposing el comandante.
14:37I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's, it's just that the people are scared.
14:40I mean, they're surrounded by water and they can't fish.
14:45They don't fish, they don't eat.
14:49But why?
14:51What about the emergency fund?
14:53That is why we have it, no?
14:55As I was telling el comandante, it's not enough, is it?
14:59Look, you guys want me to be honest?
15:05Yes, of course, by all means.
15:07Okay.
15:09The truth is, we don't want any emergency fund.
15:13Just use the money to clean up the water.
15:16Most of the people just want to have a better life for their kids.
15:19That's it.
15:19At this rate, they won't even be able to keep the old crummy one.
15:25People are talking about leaving the island.
15:30That would be terrible.
15:35Excuse me, sir.
15:36There's someone here.
15:37He says that he's a cousin of SeƱor Robelio.
15:41That he's here for the party.
15:43Cousin!
15:48Hello, how are you?
15:49Slide down, will you?
15:50Hi.
15:51How are you?
15:52Oh, hi.
15:52This is el comandante.
15:53Oh.
15:55Can I call you El?
15:57I'm just kidding.
16:01Can I have a beer?
16:03Uh, I'd trade you for the roof.
16:07That's a deal.
16:08There you go.
16:09Mucho gusto.
16:11What do I say?
16:24Excuse me.
16:26I did not receive my mint on the pillow this morning.
16:28Oh, we do not leave mints on the pillow.
16:32El comandante said that there would be a mint.
16:35Oh, it's okay.
16:38I'll just tell El comandante he's wrong.
16:42Oh, no, no.
16:43I'll check on the mints.
16:46Gracias.
17:11I'll check on the mints.
17:37You want a fish?
17:38Shouldn't you be using a rod and reel?
17:43I have quick hands.
17:44You should see me play cards.
17:45Yeah.
17:48Here we go.
17:55Mm.
17:57Mm.
18:01Mm.
18:06Mm.
18:07Mm.
18:08Yeah.
18:22it's nice to see you're feeling better don't say that i might have to hurt myself again
18:28here come on give me a picture come on now why would i want to hurt you well let's see
18:33i'd stay
18:33here at a mansion and drink out of silver goblets or i could go back to my village and break
18:39open the
18:39canopies if i didn't have to i'd never leave this place be careful what you wish for
18:55what's that supposed to mean
19:25i never leave this place
19:28i mean i travel but i'm not allowed to go anywhere on my own
19:34i was in europe last month it's one cathedral after another listen i know how lucky i am but being
19:41able
19:42to come and go as you please it's not a bad thing first time i was on the other side
19:48of the island
19:48was the day i ran you over appreciate that by the way you know what i still take a concussion
19:57oh no all right this is a refined game for refined people that's it no silly just have to hey
20:04um listen if you want to see the other side of the island i'm taking it wouldn't be proper would
20:11it
20:12um let's hope not
20:18margarita oh sorry i have to go playing croquet oh no just uh hunting for gophers
20:27uh
20:35um
20:39um
20:40um
20:40um
20:44Come on, come on, come on.
20:46Come on.
20:47Come on.
20:49Come on.
21:08What is it?
21:09I don't understand.
21:12What is it?
21:25Oh, I don't understand.
21:39I'll see you next time.
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