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Off Campus is an American romantic drama television series created by Louisa Levy for Amazon Prime Video. It is based on the Off-Campus book series by Elle Kennedy. Off Campus. Genre. Romantic drama.
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00:20Do you know I'm all day?
00:22Yeah, it's just something I do.
00:25Meet me when I'm stuck.
00:26Keep going.
00:31Keep going.
01:07Keep going.
01:08You make me nervous.
01:14Why is that?
01:35I don't know.
02:14You can do it.
02:15I know, I know.
02:17I'm going to.
02:22Are you almost there?
02:23I'm trying.
02:26Keep going.
02:27I can do this.
02:29I can do this.
02:32Can you?
02:48I can do this.
02:58Wellesie!
03:00Hey, I'm on a way to you right now.
03:01Got my flashcards and everything.
03:03Uh, actually, uh, about that.
03:07Uh, I know we're down to the wire,
03:09and I promise I'll have you ready for Tober tomorrow.
03:12But.
03:13But.
03:13But I can't meet right now
03:15because I have my first songwriting session with, uh, Justin.
03:18I asked him for help with my showcase song, like you said,
03:21and you went for it.
03:25Hello?
03:28Did I lose you?
03:30I'm here.
03:30Are you keeping up?
03:32Calling to say that you were right.
03:33It's usually where you hit me with some arrogant reply.
03:36What can I say?
03:37I know my pretentious douches.
03:38There he is.
03:40Okay, anyway, uh,
03:41it's impossible to get a rehearsal space last minute,
03:43but I got one,
03:44so I have to push tutoring until later.
03:47Five-ish?
03:47Sure.
03:49Are you okay?
03:52Yeah.
03:53Yeah, why?
03:55Because you're speaking in two- and three-word sentences.
03:58No, I'm not.
04:01Yes, you are.
04:03Well, Z, I am thrilled beyond words
04:05that we have accomplished this key step in Project Loverboy,
04:10and you are on the road to getting laid.
04:12Uh, excuse me.
04:14That's not what this is about.
04:17Justin is not just some random guy I want to hook up with.
04:20He is a talented musician who I respect.
04:24And also want to hook up with.
04:28Well, yeah.
04:30Oh, my God.
04:31Oh, my God.
04:31Oh, my God.
04:31I'm so nervous.
04:34You're overthinking.
04:36Get out of your head.
04:38You know your shit.
04:39Just do you.
04:41Yeah, right.
04:42Me.
04:45By the way,
04:47he may not know it yet,
04:48but you're the real catch.
04:50So,
04:52act like it.
04:55Thanks, coach.
04:58Okay.
04:59Gotta go.
05:10Come on.
05:13Come on.
05:14Come on.
05:15You're about to rest.
05:17One more night less.
05:19Yes!
05:20No!
05:21No!
05:21I win.
05:22Eden De Laurentiis, everyone.
05:23Losing to a girl.
05:25Sexist.
05:25How is that sexist?
05:26She is not a girl.
05:28She's a person
05:29in a girl's body.
05:30Aw, Dean.
05:32Mandel's cannibal.
05:33Sorry.
05:34You're good.
05:34Gee, this is Lexi's friend Zoe.
05:36Zoe.
05:37Zoe.
05:38Two out of three, okay?
05:39Let's go.
05:39Let's go.
05:40Dean.
05:41Dean, chill.
05:42Garrett needs to study.
05:43Yeah, well, and I need to live.
05:44This is a living room.
05:46Hey, Dean.
05:47Come on.
05:47Garrett's bench if he doesn't pass this thing,
05:49and then he's fucked.
05:49Then your whole line is fucked.
05:50And the season's fucked.
05:51I can't be the number one fan of a shitty team.
05:53That's so embarrassing.
05:55Right.
05:55Guys, I'm trying here.
05:56Brain fuel flying in, Cap.
05:58We got you.
05:59High in omega-3s, carb-4, no keto bullshit.
06:03Yes, sir.
06:04What is that?
06:05More liquid IV.
06:07I thought you passed on the sponsorship.
06:08Yeah, I did.
06:09They DM'd my dad some happy family marketing angle.
06:11They want me to do the whole thing with him.
06:13Wait, sorry.
06:14That's it?
06:15How much money did you leave on the table?
06:16Does it matter?
06:17It's kind of his business.
06:18Y'all, he's trying to study.
06:19Trust me.
06:20No amount of money is worth it.
06:22That's why Taco Shack is the ideal sponsorship.
06:24No strings attached, just carne asada.
06:27All I'm saying is cash is better than tacos.
06:29Unless you don't need the cash, I guess.
06:30Jules.
06:31What?
06:31He knows he's a nepo.
06:33Okay, you know what?
06:33I need to focus.
06:34Jeez.
06:35No.
06:37See what you did?
06:41Think he's coming back for that?
06:50I mean, it's just a start.
06:52What I have.
06:53It's rough still.
06:56Might totally suck.
06:58That might suck.
06:59Might not.
07:00It's a process.
07:03Yeah.
07:13Yeah, I like this, uh, I like this phrase here.
07:16You do?
07:17Yeah.
07:19These, are these lyrics?
07:21No, uh, maybe.
07:24Maybe.
07:25They're my attempt.
07:27Um, I haven't written lyrics since high school.
07:29Okay.
07:30Uh, can you sing it for me?
07:31Oh, no, I'm not a singer.
07:33Sorry.
07:34Well, I, um, I can't read your handwriting.
07:38You know what?
07:39That might be fine.
07:40Okay.
07:41Uh, um, why don't you tell me what you think the song's about?
07:48Yeah, yeah, sure.
07:50Um, uh, it's a love song, I think.
07:55Um, kind of wanted to use the cello here.
07:58Like a guitar.
07:59Kind of like a George Harrison vibe, right?
08:02Um, like a counterpoint to the vocals.
08:05Like they're having a conversation.
08:08Uh, sorry.
08:09But the lyrics, um, could be about, like, being in love with someone who doesn't see you.
08:15And the cello's like, hey, I see you.
08:19I'm into you.
08:20You know?
08:23Yeah.
08:25Yeah.
08:25Yeah, I, um, I get what you're suckling.
08:29Really?
08:29Hmm.
08:31Hey, can I, can I borrow this?
08:34Mess around with it a bit?
08:35Yes, please.
08:36Of course, take it.
08:38Sweet.
08:39Sweet.
08:46Your life is about to change.
08:48It is?
08:49Yeah.
08:50Well, we think my life's about to change.
08:52Hence, airgo therefore.
08:53Keep reading for life changing.
08:54Okay.
08:56Do you remember that agent I told you about?
08:57The one that reps Riger U theater legend, Joanna Maxwell?
09:01Mm-hmm.
09:02Well, he came to see our town a couple weeks ago, and he wants to sign me.
09:06Oh, wow, that's great.
09:08It is.
09:09Like, it really, really is.
09:11His agency has offices all over the place, so this could mean film and TV work in LA,
09:16like, stage work in New York.
09:18Like, this is everything.
09:19Everything.
09:21What happened to Vermont?
09:22I thought you'd join me there after you graduate.
09:24My family, my dad's insurance company.
09:27Vermont was summer.
09:29Vermont was the plan.
09:32Vermont was your plan.
09:36Maybe I have different friends.
09:39It's just, what are the odds?
09:44What do you mean?
09:45I mean, what are the odds of you actually making it?
09:48In Vermont, we can build a life together.
09:50Yeah.
09:51A great life that's stable and secure.
09:53Yeah, and that is a great life, but...
09:56And you can select.
09:56I mean, you can do all the summer stock you want.
09:58You basically always get the lead, which I know you love.
10:01Okay, and what about fall and winter, spring?
10:06I guess I just thought you'd have girl all this.
10:12Wow.
10:13I didn't mean it like that, Allie.
10:16And then...
10:18Look, I'm getting cold.
10:19Can we talk about this later?
10:21Are you done?
10:26No, I'm not.
10:39Uh, hey, you don't have to lock it.
10:41You can just leave it on the porch.
10:42Or actually, you know,
10:45I can leave it on the porch.
10:46Oh, hi.
10:47Thanks.
10:48All right.
10:53What happened to your Subaru?
10:55Oh, my Blue-Baru.
10:57How do you know about that?
10:59I fixed it.
11:00Freshman year, you brought it to my family's garage
11:02just off Route 6.
11:03That was you?
11:04That was me, yeah.
11:05I loved that car.
11:07Tragically, she died.
11:08Oh, shit.
11:09Sorry.
11:09No, no.
11:10You gave my Blue-Baru six more months of life.
11:12I had her my whole freshman year.
11:13That was huge.
11:14Well, if your bike ever needs to tune up,
11:17I'm your guy.
11:19Okay.
11:20I'm actually, I'm serious.
11:21I kind of made a little business out of fixing things,
11:24doing handyman work,
11:25whatever I can get around campus.
11:27I'm actually currently on my way
11:29to hang Professor Walden's new widescreen TV
11:32for $25 an hour.
11:34Nice.
11:34Yeah, I'm rolling it.
11:37Well, I'm holding down three jobs at the moment
11:39for, wait for it, minimum wage.
11:42Damn!
11:43Where's the Bentley?
11:44I love riding my bike.
11:46Keeps me grounded, you know?
11:48Really good for you.
11:49Yeah.
11:49I'm proud of you.
11:50You're a hockey player.
11:51I thought all you guys got free rides.
11:53Yeah, well, scholarship money only goes so far.
11:56Can't all be Gary Graham, right?
12:00Anyway, he is, uh, studying in his room.
12:03It's the last door.
12:04On the left.
12:04I know.
12:06Right.
12:07All right.
12:08Bye.
12:23Garrett.
12:25Garrett.
12:27I'm not sure how cherry pie is going to do to Phyllis.
12:31Oh, my God!
12:37Hannah, wait.
12:38You know, locking the door is a thing that people do.
12:40I'm sorry.
12:41Okay, you know, I plan these sessions for you,
12:43and you're always distracted.
12:44You're at the gym curling or pressing or whatever
12:47or sexting or, God, fuck, actually having sex.
12:51Which, by the way, kind of blows up our entire story.
12:53No, it doesn't.
12:54Yeah, it does.
12:55We're supposed to be a couple.
12:56Yeah, but we're not exclusive.
12:58We talked about this.
12:59Well, I know that nobody would believe
13:01that Mr. I Don't Do Girlfriends
13:02would actually have a girlfriend.
13:04That's not the point.
13:05The point is that you're not taking us this seriously.
13:09Yes, I am.
13:09I was studying.
13:10Yeah, studying what exactly?
13:12Okay, no, actually, don't.
13:14Don't answer that.
13:15Zoe offered to help, you know,
13:17take my mind off of things, loosen up a little bit.
13:19Oh, my God.
13:20Please, stop.
13:20You changed the study time.
13:22Yeah, I changed it to now, and you agreed.
13:25Okay, hold on.
13:25Wait.
13:27Oh.
13:28Okay, I'm sorry.
13:30I want to learn this.
13:31I do.
13:32I don't get how there can be two truths.
13:36Like, shit's either true or it's not.
13:40Subjective, objective.
13:41I mean, what the fuck, Kierkegaard?
13:45Okay, he believed that people needed to define truths for themselves.
13:50Like, believing in God.
13:53See, this is why I need you.
13:55That actually makes sense.
13:56Yeah, well, what can I say?
13:57I know my pretentious philosophers.
13:59Hmm.
14:00Okay, look.
14:02I messed up.
14:04Can you please come back inside?
14:06Tucker made salmon.
14:06We can eat, study.
14:08Okay, you have a naked woman in your room.
14:11Oh.
14:13Shit, I do.
14:14Uh, that's okay.
14:15Just, uh, give me five minutes.
14:19What?
14:19Uh, Justin has some thoughts about the song.
14:25All right.
14:26Well, what about studying?
14:27I'll send you a video on Kierkegaard that explains everything.
14:30Okay?
14:31And I'll meet you tomorrow before class.
14:34With your clothes on!
14:56And then the cello part you wrote for the pre actually worked great as a vocal melody.
15:00Then I added another section before the call and response, like, um, what was it all for?
15:07Hello, hello pain.
15:10Sinking into your yellow, yellow eyes.
15:16Yellow, yellow.
15:18And then your cello part.
15:22Yellow, yellow.
15:29Yellow, yellow.
15:31Something like that.
15:33You just came up with that?
15:35That's your melody.
15:36I just, um, just gave it words.
15:39Do you like it?
15:41Yeah, yeah, I do.
15:43I really, really do.
15:45Yeah, I mean, I thought you would.
15:46I'm just, yeah, I'm really glad you like it.
15:51Uh, shit, sorry.
15:53Hang on.
15:55Uh, do you, do you always record yourself?
15:58Well, you never know what inspiration might strike.
16:00Like, if you see me around campus with my phone in the air, it's because I'm recording.
16:04Like, the sound of the wind or, um, trees rustling.
16:08Or the astronomer clinking them alone.
16:10Such a specific sound.
16:11Such a specific sound, yeah.
16:13And, and then you use it?
16:15Yeah, sometimes.
16:16Usually, like, really deep in the mix if I'm trying to change things up.
16:19Ben Folds does it too, and Sharon Van Etten.
16:22Like, Billy I, this and Phineas.
16:23Yeah, yeah, exactly.
16:24Oh my God.
16:25Yeah.
16:27Uh.
16:28Let me, um, send you this file and we can, we can riff on it.
16:32Are you a Pro Tools or a Logic, girl?
16:35Logic.
16:36All the way.
16:36Right.
16:39Okay.
16:41Sick.
16:46Uh, let me actually just, uh, shit, it's, um, it's 7.30, I've got to, I've got to go.
16:55Okay, yeah, yeah, no problem.
16:58I'll see you later.
16:59Yeah.
17:00Okay, cool.
17:01Yeah.
17:01I'll see you later.
17:05Yeah.
17:11Fuck.
17:17All right.
17:19Got a lot of friends that I can't escape
17:22Sleeping in my head like a Motel 6
17:24Hold it all together with a little duct tape
17:26It bends, it breaks
17:28Got a lot of dreams but let them die
17:30Ping pong, chip drop, oh my my
17:32The TV's on but the noise is white
17:34What am I doing now?
17:35God, can I catch my breath?
17:38Not even for a second
17:40Chase, some Santa in the woods
17:44And I obsess
17:45I slow dreams with attention
17:48Can you taste it on my lips?
17:51I'm so scared
17:53But for a second
17:55I don't feel
17:57I'm saying
17:58Come medicate me
18:00I don't sleep at all, yeah
18:02I've been counting sheep
18:03I look perfect on the surface
18:05But the nightmare underneath
18:07I've got anger problems
18:10I say things that I don't mean
18:11Some people pay for therapy
18:14I find it in the sheets
18:26Hey let me send you this file
18:27And we can riff on it
18:30Uh, we could
18:32Or
18:34Or
18:34Or
18:35Baby don't make me spell it out for you
18:39All of the feelings that I got for you
18:43Can't be sweet but I can try for you
18:47Baby don't make me spell it out for you
18:51You keep on asking me the same questions
18:54Why?
18:56Once I can guess and all my intentions
18:59Should know by the way I use my compression
19:03You got the answers to my confessions
19:07It's like I'm powerful with a little bit of tender
19:12An emotional sexual bender
19:16Mess me up, yeah, but no one does it better
19:20There's nothing better
19:22That's just the way you make me feel
19:26That's just the way you make me feel
19:29Oh, I'm so good, so good, so fucking real
19:34That's just the way you make me feel
19:40That's just the way you make me feel
19:43What do you want, Wellse
19:46Wellse
19:46Wellse
19:51Sorry, yes, what?
19:53What if she picks Kierkegaard?
19:54I still don't get the two truths thing
19:56I'm so screwed if I get them
19:58No, you're not
19:59You know everything on these cards
20:01I promise
20:03What if I forget or something, you know
20:05I've been told her
20:06It kind of intimidates the fuck out of me
20:08Okay, well pretend she's a defenseman from Eastwood
20:11Coming at you, okay?
20:13What would you do?
20:14Skate away
20:16Hockey
20:17Hockey's easy
20:19Okay, well if you forget
20:20Just look at me
20:22Okay, convince me
20:28Isn't this fun?
20:29Huh?
20:53Kierkegaard
20:54Shit
20:55Shit
20:56Shit
20:56Okay, Mr. Graham
20:58Your topic is ghosting
21:01Would Kierkegaard argue ghosting is moral or immoral and why?
21:07Uh, Kierkegaard would argue that ghosting someone is immoral because it is like, um, you know, really wrong to do
21:23to somebody morally
21:32You know, ghosting might sound like no big deal, but Kierkegaard would say not only is it harmful to the
21:41victim, it is an absolute abdication of selfhood
21:48While an objective truth is supported by facts, Kierkegaard believed that as individuals we have a shared moral responsibility to
21:59be honest based on our own subjective definition of truth
22:04To suddenly disappear from someone's life without an explanation is basically like discarding their humanity
22:12Ghosting is choosing comfort over courage, despair over strength. It is labeling another human being as unworthy
22:21And as Kierkegaard himself said, once you label me, you fucking negate me
22:32Uh, I'm paraphrasing
22:39We did it, a fucking B
22:41Plus, don't forget the plus
22:43B plus
22:43Yeah, you are officially a professional bullshitter
22:45Thanks to you
22:46Oh
22:50What do you want, Wellesie?
22:53Um, you can put me down now. Y'all know how much you can bench
23:01Shit, I think Justin saw me
23:07Uh, yeah, he just waved at you, crazy
23:11He's walking away now
23:14What's going on?
23:16So embarrassing
23:18I think he saw my Justin Cole playlist
23:20You have a Justin Cole playlist?
23:22Hey, don't make it worse
23:23Are we talking like songs that remind you of him or his band stuff?
23:31His band stuff
23:33And some solo stuff from high school
23:36Wow, you went down the fangirl rabbit hole
23:38Hard
23:38That is the exact opposite of everything we've been working on
23:42Yeah, I know
23:45Oh my god
23:46He wants to know if I'm good
23:49What should I say? Am I good?
23:50Nope
23:50What are you doing?
23:52You're not going to respond
23:53Say nothing
23:53What?
23:55Hey, fangirl
23:56Start thinking like a fuckboy
23:58Ghost his ass
23:59Wait, didn't you just give a whole impassioned argument about how ghosting is immoral?
24:03That it's an abdication of selfhood?
24:05That was to get me the grade
24:06This is to get you the guy
24:09You want that, right?
24:13Yeah, I do
24:14Alright, well then you're stuck with me
24:15Because we've only finished half of the deal
24:17And, uh, oh shit
24:18Haven't I been completely right about everything so far?
24:22You are intolerable
24:23So, you are not going to text Justin
24:27You are going to put your phone away
24:30And come to Malone's with me and the guys tonight
24:32Tonight?
24:32You're not working, are you?
24:34No
24:34Okay, so you're coming
24:35To Malone's?
24:35Yes
24:36Okay, with all the guys?
24:37We've established this
24:38Garrett
24:38Hannah
24:38Do you know what tonight is?
24:40Hell yeah, I do
24:42We're going to karaoke night with Garrett Graham
24:45And the rest of the team
24:46And you
24:47If you're free
24:48Maybe
24:50Oh
24:53Ah, my slut top
24:55Take it
24:56From my boobs to yours
24:58Okay, what do you mean, maybe?
25:00You might stay in
25:01Stay in?
25:03Holly, you didn't even stay in last year when you sprained your ankle
25:05You bedazzled your boot
25:07Yeah
25:08Still a little
25:11What's going on?
25:12I told Sean I got an agent
25:14And he got all like
25:16But what about the real world, babe?
25:17I'm sorry, you got a what?
25:19Oh, yeah, no, I got an agent
25:21Yay
25:21Oh, my God
25:22You let me go on about my shit when you have news like that?
25:25Holly, this is everything
25:27Every fucking thing
25:28Oh, yeah, it like is everything, right?
25:33You're the best
25:35I love you
25:36I love you, too
25:39Okay, screw him
25:41You're coming out with me
25:42And we're celebrating you
25:45I don't know
25:46It's karaoke night
25:47You're really going to rob the people of your talent?
25:52Take me for what I am
25:55Who I was meant to be
26:00And if you give a damn
26:04Take me, baby
26:06Or leave me
26:08Woo!
26:09Yeah
26:10She's really going at it
26:12The stage is our happy place
26:14Hey, who's next?
26:16Someone, please
26:17Save us from Adele Dazeem up there
26:21Who's in your bed?
26:23Who's in your bed?
26:27Woo!
26:28Well, Z
26:28What you singing?
26:29Nothing
26:30Come on
26:30It's karaoke
26:31Yeah, well, sober karaoke's no fun
26:33I'm sober, too
26:34Game to me on
26:35Yeah, and what are you singing?
26:36I don't know
26:37You guys will pull me up or something
26:39I'm good, thanks
26:55All right
26:55You know, you don't have to be sober
26:57If you don't want to be
26:59Yeah, well, I don't
27:00Drink it public
27:01No, I know
27:03But do you want to?
27:05Want to what?
27:06Drinks
27:09I told Ali
27:10I will look after Ali
27:11She's a no-filter drunk
27:13Gotta rein her in
27:14I can handle it
27:17And I will guard your drinks with my life
27:21I got you, Mosey
27:24Do you trust me?
27:27Yeah
27:28Yeah, I do
27:34Okay
27:34Uh, I will have a drink
27:37A drink drink
27:38And what is your drink drink of choice?
27:41I don't know
27:42Well, that is a fun problem to solve
28:05I think we found you drink drink
28:08Yummy
28:10You thought I would outgrow acting
28:13Like, dude, I would love to be your nurse number two with half a line
28:17Like, Jon Hamm had one scene in Gilmore Girls
28:20I know he's the bad man
28:22I'm like, I get it
28:24There's no guarantee that I'll make it
28:26But isn't that kind of what's exciting about it?
28:28Like, that's why they call it a dream
28:29But I do love him, you know
28:32And, and I know he loves me
28:34And, like, we're supposed to be together
28:43God, we've broken up and gotten back together so many times
28:46It's like insane
28:48I mean, that's gotta mean something, right?
28:50That we keep getting back together
28:54My mom always used to tell me
28:56Never give up on love
28:59Well, that and love your body
29:00Which, I do
29:02My mom said the same thing
29:04Oh my god, really?
29:08Wait, hold on
29:09The love thing or the body thing?
29:14Hang in there, girl
29:26G-Lo
29:28Maverick
29:32I've got a boyfriend, you know
29:34Yeah, no, I heard
29:35Along with the rest of the ladies' room
29:37Doesn't sound like he's gonna last long, though
29:39Okay
29:40This is supposed to be, like, a sacred space
29:42Who the hell hooks up in the ladies' bathroom anyway?
29:45Sorry
29:46Not you
29:46You're a sweetheart
29:48And you're disgusting
29:55Well, I walk into the room
29:57Passing out hundred-dollar bills
29:59And it kills and it thrills
30:01Like the horns on my super-auto grill
30:04And I fire the bar up around the crown
30:07And everybody's getting down
30:09And this town
30:10Ain't never gonna be the same
30:13Cause I stand up my horse
30:16And I ride into the city
30:19I'm making a lot of noise
30:21Cause the girls, they also rotate
30:24Riding up and down Broadway
30:26I'm my old star, Leroy
30:28And the girls say
30:29Save a horse, ride a cowboy
30:33Good, you're here
30:34I'll put you and Garrett down for summer nights
30:36I know that's a joke, but I would kill Sandy
30:41You know, I wasn't sold on them at first
30:43But I can see it now
30:44Yeah, sure
30:53You fixed my car
30:56You fixed my car
30:58You have a car?
30:59No
31:00Had a car
31:01Great car
31:02I'm buying you a very special thank you drink
31:11Okay, you're gonna love it
31:13Hannah has discovered the piña colada tonight
31:17I only had one
31:18Or four
31:20Is that what I'm into?
31:22Nope
31:25Okay, for my mechanic
31:26I call this the blue guru
31:28See?
31:29Wow, that looks like wiper fluid
31:31That might actually be wiper fluid
31:33It's mostly blue curacao
31:35With a secret ingredient
31:37Or blue curacao
31:39Oh, I'm so excited
31:41I can't believe that
31:43Hey, G
31:43What's up?
31:44Brought you something
31:46Thought you were looking a little parched
31:49I know
31:50Nebo babies have feelings too
31:51Sorry, I was an asshole
31:53You're always an asshole
31:54There
31:55Here goes
32:01Save a horse, ride a cowboy
32:04This is pretty good
32:05They just keep sending you those for free
32:06Yeah, they still want them
32:08They want my dad
32:08Wait, you guys should just do it together
32:11I mean, look at you
32:13Best friends
32:13All right, maybe we'll slow down on the piña coladas a little
32:16No, I mean it
32:17Screw your dad
32:17Do it with Logan
32:18You could be teammates spotting each other at the gym
32:24Or besties wingmanning each other at the bar
32:27No, besties
32:28Besties
32:29Am I drunk or is she brilliant?
32:31No, I'm drunk
32:31And you're brilliant
32:32And I'm brilliant too
32:34It's not a bad idea
32:35Thanks, man, but I don't need the charity
32:37Yeah, you do
32:38I mean, seriously
32:39Nobody wants to see Oldie McGold's fuck has been
32:42Okay
32:42What's better than two hot young hockey players?
32:48Three hot young hockey players?
32:50Yeah
32:54Hannah Wells
32:55Hey
32:56You're up, bitch
32:57Woo!
32:58All right, hold on
32:59Wait, I thought you weren't singing
33:00Well, that was before I found the perfect song
33:13Oh, shit, girl
33:14You know this one?
33:16Yeah
33:19She's my cherry pie
33:21Cold drink of water
33:22Such a sweet surprise
33:24Taste so good
33:25Like a grown man proud
33:27Sweet cherry pie
33:31Woo!
33:34Woo!
33:37Yeah
33:40We're swinging on the foam pods
33:42Swinging on the lawn
33:43Swinging on the lawn
33:44Swinging on the lawn
33:44Swinging on the lawn
33:46Swinging on the lawn
33:53Swinging what we want
33:54Come on.
33:57Swinging in the living room, swinging in the kitchen.
34:00Most folks do them because they're too busy bitching.
34:02Swinging in the deck, she won't beat the beat her.
34:05So I mixed up the battery, she'll eat the beat her.
34:08I scream, you scream, you scream.
34:10Don't even try because you can't ignore.
34:17Such a sweet surprise.
34:20She'll make it grow, man.
34:22Woo!
34:24She's my cherry pie.
34:27Put a smile on your face, ten miles wide.
34:30Looks so good, bring a tear to your eye.
34:32Sweet cherry pie.
34:35Yeah, yeah, yeah.
34:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.
34:41Swinging!
34:43All night long.
34:45Kind of sweet, isn't it?
34:48Seeing Garrett being serious about someone.
34:51You think he's serious?
34:53Everyone on fifth line seem to think so.
34:55They get more likes than anything else I post.
34:58Swinging in the bathroom, swinging on the floor.
35:01Swinging so hard, forgets her like the door.
35:04Ain't no one to daddy, so I'm six foot four.
35:06So Jane and I swing with my daughter.
35:09No more.
35:10She's my cherry pie.
35:13She's my cherry pie.
35:14Such a sweet surprise.
35:16She'll make a comment.
35:19She's my cherry pie.
35:20She's my cherry pie.
35:23Put a smile on your face, ten miles wide.
35:26Looks so good, bring a tear to your eye.
35:28Sweet cherry pie.
35:31Sweet cherry pie.
35:52Oh, you did good, Mosey.
36:52You guys, I forgot my purse at the bar.
36:55Your purse with my wallet and keys in it?
36:57We gotta go back.
36:58It's closed.
36:59What now?
37:02Next party.
37:12Night-night.
37:18Balzy?
37:30Balzy?
37:33Balzy?
37:37Balzy?
37:45Balzy?
37:47Balzy?
37:48You look really nice, wanna share a bed?
37:51Well, you wanna put my foot down right now, but it's happening.
37:56Don't kiss me.
37:58So I might end up on the ceiling.
38:02Way too hard to ever come down to reality.
38:05Back to my sanity
38:07Guess it's too late for that now
38:11Hope is a scary thing
38:14Hope is a scary thing
38:19Flying on temporary wings
38:23Hope is a scary thing
38:26I found something to sleep in
38:31I can see that
38:44Whoa, whoa
38:45But I'm a fuck bunny
38:47A puck funny
38:49No, no
38:52A fuck bunny, that's it
38:55You're a drunk bunny
38:57Come here
38:58Come here
39:02Alright
39:22A fake relationship means we can fake sleep together
39:26I don't think it's a great idea
39:27I actually think it's my best idea
39:31Well
39:44Go to sleep, Rosie
39:47Hey, you're not going to remember any of this in the morning
40:16Go to sleep
40:28Oh, my God.
40:36Can you?
41:07Coffee?
41:12Oh, uh, uh, thanks.
41:26Morning.
41:28Morning.
41:30You were pretty drunk last night.
41:33How much do you remember?
41:35All of it.
41:37You tried to have sex with me.
41:39Yeah, I know.
41:41And now you're bringing me coffee.
41:44Yep.
41:48Okay, are you 100% awake?
41:51Because there's something really important
41:53that I need you to do for me.
41:56Oh.
42:05Okay.
42:08I need you to give me an orgasm.
42:18Oh, oh.
42:19Oh, no.
42:21I think I'm losing all my self-control.
42:24If you say I should go.
42:27But if you don't, I think I'll risk it all.
42:30Oh, oh.
42:33Oh, oh.
42:35Oh, oh.
42:36Oh, oh.
42:38Oh, oh.
42:39Oh, oh.
42:40Oh, oh.
42:41Oh, oh.
42:41Oh, oh.
42:42Oh, oh.
42:42Oh, oh.
42:42Oh, oh.
42:42Oh, oh.
42:43Oh, oh.
42:43Don't underestimate me.
42:46I can't change your life.
42:49My friends affecting you.
43:08I mean, I don't even know what to say at this point.
43:13Oh, oh.
43:14Oh, oh.
43:15Oh, oh.
43:15Oh, oh.
43:16I think I'm losing all my self-control.
43:19If you say I should go.
43:22But if you don't, I think I'll risk it all.
43:26Give you reason to live.
43:29Baby, I think it's for the win.
43:32Cut all ties with the old
43:35And I'll give you something to miss
43:39When the good gets harder to hold
43:42Throw it all to the wind
43:45For the wind, for the wind, for the wind
43:50Don't understand me
43:52How news am I?
43:55Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
44:00I think I'm losing all my self-control
44:03If you stay, I should go
44:06But if you don't, I think I'll risk it all
44:29But if you don't, I don't
44:30Pass me
44:31Pass me
44:33I think I should go
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