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The Valley
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00:05The girls and I have been planning a pageant.
00:10What are you doing to me, dude?
00:12I look like a clown.
00:15Stop breathing your voice.
00:17Stop breathing your voice.
00:19This is making me feel very uncomfortable
00:20the way you're talking to her.
00:21It's making me very triggered, and I don't like it.
00:24Oh, really?
00:25Miss Triggered?
00:26I would hate to see how you talk to her behind closed doors.
00:33Lala!
00:34I'm coming!
00:36Lala's triggered!
00:37She's triggered!
00:38Hey, Daniel, knock it off, dog.
00:41I'm not with you right now.
00:43You're not gonna come in and be passive aggressive,
00:45because what happens is you're passive aggressive.
00:48There's no passive aggressive.
00:48I'm just aggressive.
00:49Don't do that to me.
00:50Well, you did it to me.
00:51You were being aggressive and disrespectful to your wife.
00:56I'm very respectful saying that I'm triggered,
00:58and instead of being like, sorry, Lala.
01:00Me, I'm sorry.
01:01I'm a little in my feelings and I want to look good.
01:03You are passive aggressive going, I'm Miss Triggered.
01:06I'm Miss Triggered.
01:07She didn't even say anything.
01:08You were disrespectful to me then, and I didn't like it.
01:11Because you didn't know what happened beforehand.
01:12What could she possibly have done to make you pissed off
01:15about a synthetic wig?
01:17It was nothing about what had been done.
01:19I didn't like the way you were talking to her,
01:20so I said something.
01:21Can you just hear Lala?
01:22Exactly.
01:22And you don't have that right to do that.
01:25Clearly I do, because I did it.
01:26Yes, she does.
01:28The vibe that I get from Dani and Nia
01:30feels suffocating to me.
01:33I think there's a lot that's pushed under the rug,
01:36and I feel so badly for her.
01:39I didn't like what went down just now,
01:41and I didn't like how you tried to mock me.
01:43And that's okay.
01:43That wasn't okay.
01:44And I'm trying to convey to you that I don't like it.
01:48Don't talk to me that way.
01:49You got the wrong one.
01:51The same one.
01:52Stop. Stop.
01:52Goodness gracious, Daniel.
01:53Can we just stop and take a breather and reset?
01:57I need us to have a good time.
02:00What's going on?
02:01Dani's about to get the smoke from me,
02:03you little shrimp.
02:05Listen here, Polly Pocket.
02:07Sorry, hold on.
02:07What you're not going to do is mock me.
02:10No.
02:11You got the wrong one.
02:12I'm so offended by him.
02:14Do you understand?
02:15That's not okay.
02:16That is not okay.
02:17When he gets mouthy.
02:18Yeah.
02:19He gets mouthy.
02:21Look at how good Zach looks, though.
02:23You look amazing.
02:24I'm the hottest girl in the room, baby.
02:27This is an extreme makeover.
02:29You don't need much, baby.
02:30It's my time, I'm the queen.
02:32Oh, my God.
02:33Can you do Miss Triggered instead of Misunderstood?
02:36Uh, no.
02:37Work it, own it, love it.
02:39What are those?
02:40Nine inches.
02:41Yeah.
02:42Oh, my God.
02:42They jiggled when I laughed.
02:44That's a sensation.
02:46Shoulders back.
02:47Chin out.
02:47Leave with your tits.
02:48Leave with your tits.
02:49Oh, my God.
02:51You look like Dolly Parton.
02:52You look awesome.
02:53These are the judges.
02:54Get away from the judges.
02:55Get away.
02:55Get away.
02:56These are the judges.
02:57Just practice your walk right here.
02:59We are on a team.
03:00Yeah.
03:01Come on.
03:02I can tell your shift in energy and I appreciate it.
03:06I love you.
03:07I'm talking about that.
03:08Huh?
03:10I just can't with you.
03:12I'm so exhausted.
03:13It's exhausting.
03:15I keep getting more frustrated with the way that Daniel's speaking to me and I don't
03:19know why he doesn't get it.
03:20Like, I'm trying to tell him this is not cool and I love you and I know you're trying
03:26to be competitive and like be in character and all that kind of stuff, but it's not working
03:29right now.
03:29Okay.
03:30Quick little judges meeting.
03:31I feel like you guys are very prepared.
03:33You have your markers, your scorecards.
03:35Okay.
03:35Great.
03:36Oh, my goodness.
03:37Oh, my goodness.
03:39I feel really uncomfortable and rather than like getting angry, I'm the type of person
03:45to just walk away if I need to.
03:47Ladies to the living room.
03:49Kristen, let's go.
03:50I just feel like I need to kind of like pull in and be very like centered and calm.
03:55Ladies, you guys all did a really good job.
03:57They're going to be scoring on performance outfit to get the final scores.
04:02Okay.
04:03All right.
04:04We have contestant number one, Miss Judge.
04:12Girl.
04:15Never judge a book by its cover until you open up and read it.
04:21I feel like a woman.
04:23Shania Twain would be proud.
04:25Mr. Wino.
04:31Oh, I lost the shoe.
04:33I'll make it.
04:34I'll make it.
04:35Eye contact.
04:37Make sure I'm not walking like this, like a duck, like I always walk.
04:41Straight on sex appeal.
04:43Miss Taken.
04:44Woo!
04:46Woo!
04:48Woo!
04:51Luke kind of turns me on a little bit, to be honest.
04:55Miss Penny!
04:58Woo!
05:00Woo!
05:01Woo!
05:02Woo!
05:02Woo!
05:03Woo!
05:03Woo!
05:03Woo!
05:05Woo!
05:07Woo!
05:07Woo!
05:08Woo!
05:08Woo!
05:09Woo!
05:09Woo!
05:12Woo!
05:15Woo!
05:16Woo!
05:17Woo!
05:17Oh, my God.
05:20Wardrobe malfunction there.
05:23Woo hoo!
05:27Woo-hoo!
05:28Woo!
05:30Woo!
05:32Woo!
05:34Woo-hoo!
05:37Tom came out looking like a cross between Edna Mode from The Incredibles, you know,
05:43and a bootleg Cinderella that has a stigmatism.
05:51Jessie is giving me Anna Nicole Smith vibes.
05:55Chimp Spa baby, R.I.P.
05:57Oh my God.
06:00Zach looks like a horror that Tom Schwartz probably banged back in the early 2000s.
06:06Okay. All right.
06:08Tell me.
06:10Who's that? Okay. Yeah.
06:12Okay.
06:13All right. Okay.
06:15Attention, attention.
06:17The first prize is for Miss Congeniality, chosen by the judges.
06:23And that is Miss Judge.
06:30Woo!
06:33It's so unfortunate because sans drag, Tom Schwartz is clearly the best looking guy.
06:40But then you just put those Coke bottle glasses and the blonde wig and the Cinderella dress,
06:44and it's like, Michelle, what the did you do to my Tom?
06:48We did it!
06:51Next, we will call out our top two, and then we will announce who is the winner and the first
06:56runner-up.
06:57The top two are Luke and Zach.
07:04Miss Patty, Miss Taken. Step forward.
07:06The top two?
07:07Yes.
07:08Overall?
07:09Overall?
07:09Over.
07:14Bulls!
07:15I am kind of disappointed.
07:17I didn't make it to the top three.
07:19I think my little stumble threw me off a bit.
07:22Yeah.
07:23I mean, this is always next year.
07:25The runner-up is...
07:32Miss Taken!
07:34Which means that our winner is Miss Patty!
07:40Oh my God.
07:42Oh my God.
07:44I just want to thank everybody.
07:50Wait!
07:50I think you had that wrong, Mia.
07:52Huh?
07:53That's all right.
07:54That's all right.
07:55Yeah, no, no, she had it wrong.
07:56Yeah, she had it wrong.
07:57Yeah, she had it wrong.
07:58Oh, she...
07:58Yeah, she had it wrong.
07:59Miss Taken won!
08:01Miss Taken won!
08:02Miss Taken won!
08:02Miss Taken won!
08:05Dad, take your crown, baby!
08:07There you go.
08:07Here you go.
08:08What the ?
08:09That?
08:10That's the winner?
08:12That's it.
08:13Do we need to do a recount again?
08:14Because y'all up.
08:16You are!
08:17You deserve this.
08:19You deserve this.
08:21I know what my daughter's gonna look like!
08:24I'm changing!
08:25I can't even tell you that, Chief.
08:27You look so good.
08:28You're making me feel beautiful.
08:31Get him off the stage!
08:33Jessie is a woman.
08:34Shoot for the moon and land on the stars.
08:36Listen.
08:36He tried his best.
08:40No comment.
08:42Don't!
08:43You remind me of the killer!
08:45Aw, besties!
08:47Aw, my best friend in his big ass chair!
08:52You gave me rhythm!
08:54Daniel!
08:55I love it.
08:56I love it.
08:57Hey!
08:58Hey!
08:58Okay, okay, okay.
08:59Don't break an ankle.
09:01That's enough!
09:02That's enough!
09:02That's enough!
09:03What am I wearing?
09:05Is it what you guys gotta do every time?
09:07Jeez of peace!
09:08I got you.
09:09I got you.
09:09I got you.
09:10You're good.
09:10Just don't spread your legs.
09:12Stop spreading your legs!
09:14I have my hand...
09:16Look at me!
09:17That's enough!
09:18None of us wanna see that.
09:19Like, nobody wants to see your private parts.
09:21I'm gonna pee.
09:22Another example of him just being drunk and inappropriate.
09:29Coming up.
09:31Do you have the mic on?
09:32Yeah.
09:35Okay, then stop talking.
09:37Take the mic off.
09:38Stop talking.
09:43That was hilarious, though.
09:45Are you kidding me?
09:47Jesus!
09:47No one's out here.
09:49Yes.
09:51This is nice.
09:52We haven't even been out here.
09:53Oh, my goodness.
09:53I haven't seen any of this stuff.
09:55That was so funny.
09:57Wait, Luke is gorgeous, and he took it so seriously.
10:00Can I squeeze in here?
10:01Yeah.
10:03Why do I still have all this on?
10:05I don't know.
10:05Take the wig off.
10:06It's a lot.
10:08What's going on?
10:11Um...
10:11It's hard to have a serious conversation with you like that.
10:13Why'd you do a dirty like that?
10:16My love.
10:17What?
10:17I don't want to talk to you.
10:18I don't want you to hear me.
10:20Maybe you can put your foot down.
10:25Um...
10:25I just feel like things got really tense earlier.
10:27Talking about you and me or me and mama?
10:29You and me.
10:30You and me while we were getting ready.
10:31I feel like things got a bit tense.
10:34I was trying to communicate to you.
10:36I know what you're doing.
10:37I know you're being playful, but it's still bothering me.
10:40And it got to the point that other people in the house could feel the energy and the way that
10:44things were being said that people in the house felt they need to speak up even when I was speaking
10:48up, but you weren't listening to me.
10:49So I just wanted to, like, check in with you.
10:52Like, what...
10:52What was going on?
10:55It's a competition.
10:57You know me.
10:57I'm super competitive.
10:59Mm-hmm.
10:59And then people were coming up and saying, I'm triggered by how you're speaking to your wife or whatever.
11:06Even though I was, like, joking.
11:08I know, but I was telling you that it wasn't...
11:10It wasn't making me feel good in that moment.
11:14Something is not right there.
11:15Okay, what happened?
11:16She's telling him, like, stop talking to me that way.
11:19And that's when I was like, it's enough.
11:22And he goes, yeah, I miss triggered.
11:26Now he's mocking me.
11:27That was mocking me.
11:28That's so wrong.
11:30If he feels comfortable talking to her that way, he feels comfortable talking to me that way.
11:33Who the do you think you are?
11:35She should have said, I'm triggered because this is how I was treated by my partner.
11:41Like, we're on the same anything level as her and that person.
11:47Okay.
11:47Who was a very...
11:48Please, I want...
11:49Can I finish?
11:49No.
11:50No, because I don't...
11:51Yes, I can.
11:53Oh, you just wanted to interrupt me?
11:54Daniel, it's not about Lala.
11:56You have a problem?
11:57If I tell you I'm not able to receive your playfulness right now...
12:02You don't have to...
12:02You don't have to...
12:02You don't have to raise your voice.
12:03I did not raise my voice.
12:04I just feel like you're not hearing me now.
12:05And you weren't hearing me before.
12:07So can you hear me and acknowledge me and make me feel heard?
12:10Can you say...
12:11Of course.
12:11Can you, like, listen to me and say, I hear what you're saying?
12:15I hear what you're saying.
12:16And...
12:16What am I...
12:17Okay.
12:17You don't have to raise your voice.
12:20I think he is mean to her.
12:22And no one says anything.
12:23What is going on?
12:24Well, if you say things...
12:25I tried.
12:26It gets very bad.
12:27And he's heard...
12:28He's mad himself because he has a drinking problem and he comes to this bar and does
12:32stuff that he's embarrassed by and he's blaming me for talking about it instead of
12:36being mad at himself for what he has done.
12:38Well, guess what?
12:39You were on to something.
12:42No one wants to admit it.
12:43I just watched it out there and everyone's letting it slide.
12:46This poor sweet woman is sitting here trying to keep a brave face, has four kids, and he's
12:52out here screaming at her about a wig?
12:55If I had to guess what Danny and Nia's relationship is like behind closed doors, he probably struggles
13:01with little man syndrome where he's got to show him who's boss all the time.
13:07And I think that they're really deeply rooted in their faith.
13:10And from what I know about that is the man is king and you are here to support.
13:17It's just getting frustrating because I feel like you're not listening to me.
13:20After I already said I apologize and I hear what you're saying, give me a break.
13:28Mmm...
13:29Oh, no?
13:31I feel like the give me a break part was really dismissive.
13:35How about own the apology and not say, give me a break right after?
13:41He's a real problem.
13:43He's a real Polly pocket-sized problem, bro.
13:46I mean, we've all heard something.
13:49And then we all have to pretend that it doesn't exist.
13:52A lot of the people in the group stay very quiet when it comes to Danny.
13:56They don't want to be the other person on the other side.
13:59Janet is the perfect example.
14:01Everybody destroyed her for her giving her opinion and how she felt about Danny.
14:07Public enemy number one, if you say anything other than they're perfect.
14:13Well, they are far from it.
14:20Chat more in the morning.
14:29Do you want to go to bed, hun?
14:33Let's do a body shot off the table.
14:36Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.
14:36Oh, my God!
14:38You know what?
14:39Flicky, I don't know.
14:40What is this?
14:41Zach, you have to hold your boobs like this and put the shot glass in the middle.
14:45No.
14:45No, you do it.
14:46And then she does it with...
14:47Oh!
14:49Nia, are you not having sex with your mane?
14:51Yeah, yeah.
14:51No, she's not.
14:53That's fine.
14:53No, she's not.
14:54No, she's not.
14:56You can't even feel it.
14:57I think you'll boast of the way I can.
15:01We can have a beer and get out of here.
15:13My love, I need to take your makeup off.
15:16And those are my lashes and I want to preserve them.
15:19You said that .
15:21Can I help you take your heels off, please?
15:24You said that .
15:25You're might and I might.
15:26Please let me help you take your heels off.
15:32Okay, Daniel.
15:34You're tired.
15:36You've had a long day.
15:38I would have never said that to you.
15:40Okay.
15:41I would have never said that.
15:43Okay, I hear you.
15:44I know.
15:45I don't understand why you said that to me.
15:48I'm trying to have some fun.
15:49What is going on here?
15:51We're a team.
15:52Like, this isn't how we operate.
15:53We don't have these conversations.
15:55Now we're around other people.
15:56Like, we do this in private.
16:00What the fuck?
16:01That's what mine look like.
16:02See?
16:03They go like this.
16:04They're great.
16:05They're amazing.
16:10You got the mic on?
16:11Yep.
16:12Take it off.
16:13Mine's off.
16:14I hear you.
16:16Wait, the camera, find one.
16:17Okay, then stop talking.
16:19Take the mic off.
16:20Stop talking.
16:37Oh, this is gross.
16:46We'll put them in there.
16:51Shrews.
16:52Good morning.
16:54Hi, buddy.
16:55I miss you so much.
16:56I can't wait to see you, my love.
16:59I'll be home in a couple of hours.
17:02Oh.
17:04Oh.
17:07It's a new day.
17:08It's a new day.
17:09I just wanted to start the new day by making sure it's brought up so that it's not something
17:13we carry with us.
17:15Yeah.
17:15Last night, I feel really bad that I brought things up in a time that I would never normally
17:21bring things up.
17:22We've both had something to drink and, like, we're not super on the same page.
17:26And I was feeling kind of hurt yesterday.
17:31It was not fun for me.
17:33And I wanted to have a good time.
17:34Yeah.
17:35I wanted to, like, laugh and giggle and, like, just be silly with you.
17:38Yeah.
17:38You know, and it was not that.
17:40Definitely took the competition to a next level.
17:45Yeah.
17:46And wasn't talking to you in the right tone.
17:49Yeah.
17:49And I feel embarrassed by it.
17:52I'm really sorry.
17:54Apologize again.
17:55Obviously, alcohol takes away your inhibitions a little bit.
18:00If I have had one too many, my fears can be shorter and I can be snappy.
18:06I took it too far.
18:09I do have another thought.
18:11The stuff with Lala yesterday, personally, if I were you, I would check back in and be
18:17like, hey, it's a new day.
18:19And, like, say however you're feeling of, like, sorry or whatever, because that's not
18:24cool.
18:25Yeah.
18:26You know?
18:26Yeah.
18:27He was completely out of line last night and he was off his rocker the whole night.
18:31Very obnoxious.
18:33He needs to practice personal space.
18:35There's certain people that once they have one too many cocktails, they turn into someone
18:39that they're not.
18:40And it happens with many people.
18:42Mm-hmm.
18:42There's just like a switch.
18:43And I have never felt uncomfortable or anything, but because he was wearing heels, I was like,
18:48oh, I'm still taller than you.
18:50Kind of like a joke.
18:51Oh.
18:51He was like, no, we're not.
18:53And he was just like getting close to me.
18:55Totally fine.
18:55But, like, I could see another girl being like, okay, personal space.
18:59We've all been around when we've seen Danny drink a little too much.
19:04And I have a much higher threshold than most women because, let's be honest, I was married
19:08to Jessie for a long time.
19:10So I know how to deal with men when they're acting like boys.
19:13Each woman has a different boundary, right?
19:16Mm-hmm.
19:17Exactly.
19:18But when alcohol starts flowing and you don't know how to read someone's energy, it just
19:26gets, it makes me nervous.
19:28Mm-hmm.
19:29This is tough, honestly, even hearing and seeing again, because I feel like they would
19:35rather remove people from their lives who say things.
19:40And I would like to say something to her, but I don't even, this is a lot.
19:43Have you said a single word to them?
19:45No.
19:46I just, I don't know.
19:47I mean, if it feels like a right time, I'll say something to her, but it doesn't feel
19:51like a right time right now.
19:52It's a big group.
19:53Today, because of last night, she may be a little bit softer.
19:59Mm-hmm.
20:00I think so.
20:00And open to it.
20:01Yeah.
20:02I don't think I'm ever going to have a real honest conversation with Nia about what happened
20:06last year.
20:07It's very clear that even though this thing with Danny probably really hurt her, that she's
20:14also very defensive of him.
20:16And to be honest, all I want is just to get this apology off of my chest.
20:22Not just to make besties with Nia.
20:25I don't think that's ever going to happen.
20:26But to let her know that I am empathetic to the situation she's in.
20:31There was no denying what happened.
20:33What was going on last night.
20:35You couldn't hide it.
20:36You could not hide it.
20:43I was feeling my oats.
20:44I created a monster.
20:47Give a guy boobs and they don't know how to act.
20:55Those boobs will sweat as .
20:57This is ridiculous.
21:00Lala?
21:00Yeah.
21:01I wanted to check back in about last night.
21:03I talked to Nia obviously this morning too and apologized and I just felt really stupid.
21:08Should never have talked to her how I was talking.
21:10The tone was all wrong.
21:12What I have observed, okay, because I will never inherit anybody's beef.
21:18I think there's something that happens when you have one too many drinks.
21:22And by the way, there's no judgment here.
21:24I want to make that very, very clear.
21:27I also turn into a different person when I drink.
21:31I feel for you.
21:33You are so seen by me, Danny.
21:35You are a great dude when you don't have alcohol in you.
21:39So how simple would it be to say, well, then I guess I shouldn't drink anymore.
21:44I'm not saying you have an issue.
21:45So, and I know that that's been talked about in the past.
21:47I need to make that clear that that is not what I'm saying.
21:50I just want to make sure that you're good.
21:56That didn't need to be said.
21:58We don't know each other like that.
22:00We're not friends like that.
22:01Lala needs to just mind her own business.
22:06Okay.
22:06Yeah, yeah.
22:07I am good.
22:08Okay.
22:08I am good.
22:09I rarely drink.
22:11So those times where it does get to a point, things get heightened.
22:16Yeah.
22:16Whatever.
22:17Making light of the whole, you know, being triggered thing was just really, really stupid.
22:22Sorry.
22:23Yeah.
22:23I want to make sure that if I'm going to be talking about you, that I'm also going to
22:27have conversations.
22:28A hundred percent.
22:28To your face.
22:29Good.
22:30I just want it up again.
22:31Thank you, Danny.
22:32I appreciate it.
22:33Of course.
22:33Of course.
22:34Who has those pictures?
22:35I want them.
22:36The group pictures.
22:37The greatest ones are me strewn out on that dining room table with others.
22:42Oh my God.
22:42That is not.
22:44Oh my God.
22:45Look at her face too.
22:47What is, what's happening right here?
22:48Oh.
22:50That.
22:52Benji, that's your soulmate.
22:54That is true.
22:55I really...
22:56I don't know what it is.
22:58Guys wanting to open their legs in a tight dress.
23:00Oh yeah.
23:01Do you have a second?
23:02You want a second?
23:03Can we just hang by the garden?
23:05Are you good with her?
23:06She looks comfortable.
23:08You can go maybe out here.
23:09Yeah.
23:10You know.
23:12Go by the bunnies.
23:14It is nice and peaceful out here.
23:16It is peaceful.
23:19How are you?
23:20I'm good.
23:21Good.
23:22Yeah, I'm good.
23:22I wanted to sit down and talk.
23:24I know it's been a little awkward and stuff.
23:27You know, I know that last year was really rough and I caused you a lot of pain.
23:31Mm-hmm.
23:32And I'm really sorry.
23:35I totally understand how some of the things I said would hurt you.
23:40I wish I could go back and not say some things or say things differently.
23:44I just feel very almost indifferent at this point.
23:50I try my best to see the good in people and I feel like when you would look at me,
23:57your lens was like not seeing any good in me.
24:00You'd see the negative or if there was good, you'd be like, yeah, there's that, but here, let me turn
24:03it into this.
24:04You're definitely right.
24:04I feel like all of us are seeing the worst in each other and assuming the worst in each other.
24:09I feel like that's a blanket statement.
24:10That doesn't feel real for me.
24:11I see the best in most people.
24:13I see your repeated actions that now I look at.
24:17It's not like a, oops, I did this.
24:19I'm sorry.
24:19Oops, I did this.
24:19I'm sorry.
24:20For me, it was a long time period of behavior over a period of time that became a pattern.
24:26The delivery of Janet's apology is very fully planned out and it doesn't feel like there's any real deep, like,
24:35understanding of the hurt that she's caused by how she's just always taken things too far.
24:41Literally not that long ago.
24:43Right, yeah.
24:43You're still saying stuff.
24:45It's not like this was a year ago and last summer.
24:46That's not one-sided.
24:47Everybody's been saying stuff and posting things and, I mean.
24:50Who?
24:51What?
24:51About me and Daniel?
24:52Like, Daniel likes and posts stuff with our names and stuff.
24:57He does.
24:57But I'm talking about you.
24:59Right, I'm just saying, like, it's not a one-sided thing.
25:02No, but I'm talking about you because you're the one making the apologies.
25:09Um, but I feel like all I can do moving forward is just say I'm sorry.
25:12Well, I appreciate the effort.
25:18Coming up, I love you and I've always appreciated that you ride hard for your friends.
25:24Yeah.
25:24But there's a real issue happening.
25:26Okay, and I don't know what you're talking about.
25:28You've got to step in, Kristen.
25:37See you back in L.A.
25:38All right.
25:38Safe travels, babe.
25:39Love you.
25:40Bye, guys.
25:41Bye, everybody.
25:44I would say the San Diego trip was a great success.
25:46It was a little glimpse into my future.
25:48Like, I want to retire.
25:49I want to just live on a little ranch with my animals.
25:52A couple llamas.
25:54Kiki.
25:55Whatcha gonna do?
25:58Oh, .
25:59That's got the boobs in it.
26:06That was a good trip.
26:07That was great.
26:08A lot of resolution on this trip.
26:09Yes, thank God.
26:22Isabella.
26:23Let's finish eating and then we can play after.
26:29How dare you.
26:31Okay, you ate that on your own.
26:46You need to make sure you don't bark when Kai is napping.
26:51You don't know what that means, but you were a menace last night.
26:55Oh, you felt ashamed?
26:57Hey.
26:58Everyone around me fresh.
27:00I could have won best dressed.
27:02Let's go, girl.
27:04Oh.
27:04When she hangs off, don't worry my bacon when she's done hanging.
27:09Woo!
27:09Bye-bye.
27:10You're so strong.
27:11Let me see your muscles.
27:13Let me see your muscles.
27:17I feel better than never.
27:19I feel better than never.
27:22I feel better than never.
27:25It should be illegal to feel this good.
27:27Are you pretending to be on the phone?
27:29Hello?
27:30Hello?
27:30Is it for mommy?
27:31Oh.
27:32Hello?
27:33Hello?
27:34Oh.
27:35Oh, you want to talk to Cameron?
27:36Hold on.
27:37It's for you.
27:38They want to talk to you.
27:40It was definitely a fun trip.
27:41I actually had a great trip.
27:43I felt like with Lala, Michelle, and Brittany, we were all cracking up.
27:48Half the trip, I feel like I was belly laughing with the three of them.
27:51Did you have any trouble with getting pregnant?
27:53Barely one try and I got pregnant.
27:55What do you mean barely?
27:56Barely.
27:56Just a tip.
27:57I basically jumped on top of him and 10 seconds later, I was pregnant.
28:05This is horrendous.
28:06I can't believe I just said that.
28:08I was talking to them about meeting with my OB and then how I want to meet with this fertility
28:14specialist.
28:16Checking on your egg count and things like that.
28:17Yeah, my hope is we'll go to the fertility doctor and they'll be like, you've got a healthy amount of
28:22eggs to try for, you know, the next year or two.
28:26Jason and I are starting to get comfortable with the idea of baby number two.
28:31The idea of having like back to back babies seems like a lot to me.
28:34So I really wanted Cameron to kind of get to a closer to a toddler phase before we start talking
28:40about baby number two.
28:41If a doctor told me right now, like, oof, like you're at the end of your ability to get pregnant,
28:46then I would be like, all right, it's worth trying sooner.
28:49Yeah.
28:50With Cameron, we were very lucky. Third time's a charm.
28:53But my second pregnancy will technically put me in geriatric pregnancy zone.
29:01Because I've looked into potential adoption and it's like, you know, my dad was adopted.
29:06He has six adopted siblings.
29:07My mom has two adopted siblings.
29:10Like you have, you know, adopted cousins.
29:13For me, adoption is something that's been a really big part of my life.
29:16It's something that if we weren't able to naturally have a second kid, I would 100% love to explore
29:24that option.
29:25It would be great.
29:26It's just, yeah, I don't know if we could handle it, honestly.
29:30There's a lot of red tape and it takes like, could take like years.
29:34So I think, yeah, if we could try to have one on our own, I think that would be...
29:38I think we don't close the door on adoption.
29:40No, just a lot to handle.
29:42Like to have a baby and then have the baby taken away through the courts or something.
29:47I'm not sure I can deal with that.
29:49I know people who have done that.
29:51But then there's also such, you know, beautiful success stories.
29:54Yeah, no, absolutely.
29:55I hate that I even have to think about this.
29:57It's really unfair.
29:58What do you mean?
29:59You should have to carry the second baby.
30:02Carry it?
30:04It's your turn to get pregnant.
30:05Yeah.
30:06I'd have a smaller opening for him to come out of, ultimately.
30:10I don't think it...
30:11I think it would hurt a little bit more for me.
30:12As much as it hurt for you, I think it would hurt a little bit more for me.
30:15Yeah.
30:15Part of the charity baby.
30:16Maybe.
30:16Yeah.
30:19Coming up.
30:21Oh, .
30:21He went wrong.
30:24Oh, .
30:30All right.
30:31First score wins.
30:34Let's go.
30:35I'm a boss.
30:36I'm a beast.
30:37I'm a hustler.
30:37I'm a jeep.
30:38Grinding 365, working seven days a week.
30:41What's this game called?
30:42Hoops.
30:43Hoops?
30:44That's it.
30:44We're playing hoops.
30:46What's happening?
30:47Schwartz is here.
30:48All right.
30:49Look at Jason all greened up.
30:51This guy rolling in here, like warming up his fingers.
30:54You got swagger.
30:55Anyone else have the 1990s Chicago Bulls theme song going through their head right now?
30:58Yeah.
30:59I consider myself pretty athletic, especially for my age.
31:02So we're going.
31:04It's like a deer walking for the first time.
31:06So I played high school basketball.
31:08Unfortunately, I wasn't good enough to play for Boston College when I went there.
31:11But I did play intramural.
31:13Sat a few years out and played like a 30-year in all of our league for about four or
31:16five years.
31:16Haven't played basketball since then.
31:18Ready?
31:19Let's go.
31:20It's in my, it's in my, it's in my head though.
31:24Ho, ho, ho, win.
31:26Ho, ho, ho, ho, win.
31:29Ho, ho, ho, ho, win.
31:30Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, win.
31:31Oh, oh, oh, oh.
31:33I actually did kind of hurt my knee with that jump.
31:35It's all right.
31:37Oh, wow.
31:38That's way off.
31:40Oh.
31:40Oh.
31:42Oh, .
31:43You went balls.
31:45Oh.
31:48Oh, .
31:49All right.
31:50First score wins.
31:52First score wins.
32:00Quick.
32:02Help, help.
32:03Oh.
32:05Let's go.
32:06With the pump fake.
32:06With the pump fake.
32:07Would he be on?
32:09Hey.
32:09One more time.
32:10Let's go.
32:13It's like you came in.
32:14Oh, .
32:15Oh.
32:16What the was that?
32:17Are you okay?
32:17No, I'm not my knees .
32:18Oh.
32:19Oh, .
32:20Oh, my God.
32:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
32:23Oh, my God.
32:24What was that?
32:25Holy .
32:25It doesn't look right.
32:26I don't know what it is, but it doesn't look right.
32:28Can we get someone here fast?
32:29I retired from basketball for a freaking reason.
32:31Yeah.
32:31Dude.
32:32Do you want us to call the ambulance right now, or do you feel okay to be put in a
32:36car?
32:36Probably ambulance, maybe?
32:38Oh.
32:39Do you want me to tell Janet?
32:40Do you want me to send her a video, Jason?
32:42Janet.
32:43No, dude.
32:43Oh, sorry.
32:46Ambulance is here.
32:47To see my future of the next however many months where I'm going to be disabled is really scary.
32:54My son, like, he's at an age where he just wants to play.
32:57He wants to run around.
32:58And I'm seeing the prospect of that vanishing for who knows how long.
33:02Maybe forever.
33:03One, two, three, lift.
33:05Nice and slow.
33:09Thanks, guys.
33:10Yep.
33:10Not a problem, my man.
33:11Ugh.
33:12That wasn't bad, was it?
33:13I am so freaking pissed.
33:14That was fine.
33:15Jason and I have a weird friendship relationship right now.
33:18But when you blow out your knee in front of me, I don't wish that on anybody.
33:21I hope I'm just a baby and I'm fine.
33:23That's my hope.
33:25Play on?
33:26No.
33:27Game on.
33:28Game on.
33:30I think I've ever seen someone get taken away in an ambulance before.
33:33Maybe nothing happened at all.
33:35Maybe it's just in his head.
33:36Gaslight him while he's down.
33:37Real quick.
33:38I'm trying to hope for the best.
33:39It's not my specialty, okay?
33:42Sometimes I think I think my head is working over time.
33:46This tasty feeling keeps me spinning like a satellite.
33:51My head is in overdrive.
33:53Right away, please?
33:55Is that what okay?
33:57Yeah, that's perfect.
33:59Hello.
34:01My baby.
34:02This place is cute.
34:03Oh, my God, I love this dress.
34:04Oh, this little outfit.
34:06Thanks.
34:06Actually, why am I sitting here?
34:08I'll sit over here.
34:08Okay.
34:09Hey.
34:10What's up?
34:12How you feeling?
34:14Good.
34:14Sleepy.
34:15Always sleepy.
34:16How long did it take you to get home?
34:19Four, four and a half hours.
34:20Hi, guys.
34:21Ooh!
34:23Fancy pants.
34:24I was like, are you going to a fancy dinner?
34:26No, I'm coming to meet all my gorgeous friends.
34:28And I wanted to look nice for you.
34:30I know.
34:31You look great.
34:32I feel like all of San Diego, I was like, the moment we were done with the day, I immediately
34:36get into sweatpants and take my entire face off.
34:39Same.
34:39You guys, Cruz was so cute when I came home.
34:41Like, he's like, the way that he interacts now has improved.
34:46Exponentially.
34:47Like, he's moved mountains.
34:49Just like, hugging me the whole time, wanting me to pick him up the whole time.
34:52Just like, incredible.
34:54And do you want to know what?
34:55I think it's also, because he's nonverbal, he takes on everything and keeps it in.
35:00So now that Jax has been out of the house and it's just been you, I'm sure he feels unbelievably,
35:07like, safe and secure.
35:08Yeah.
35:09It's, yeah.
35:10Good job, mama.
35:11Cruz seems so much better with his dad being away and he's, like, doing so well.
35:16He is so happy.
35:17He's always smiling.
35:19He is more social.
35:21He is thriving.
35:22He is doing great.
35:23Unfortunately, Cruz had to see how I was treated for so long.
35:31That, um, I think it's, it really affected him more than either of us wanted to, to realize.
35:41This is what Jax's perfect world looks like.
35:44He is single to fight whoever he wants, do the drugs, maybe the drinks, whatever.
35:51But also have Britney and also have Cruz.
35:54But that's because the narcissist always has a life over here.
35:59But then the picture perfect family to create the illusion.
36:03And it's wild.
36:04He could have been calling Cruz every day and making an effort.
36:08I think I've put so much belief that he would change.
36:11But he's 46 and he's still playing all the same tricks and doing all the same things to me.
36:18And it makes co-parenting extremely difficult.
36:21I'd say it's like...
36:22The dark cloud is gone.
36:23Yeah.
36:24I didn't let it ruin my time.
36:26It all worked out.
36:27I did.
36:27Everyone had a great trip.
36:28I had the best time.
36:30Um, it got a little bit funky, which I don't know if Nia told you.
36:35That Janet talked to her at the end?
36:37No.
36:37Oh.
36:37I know about her and Janet sort of talking.
36:41Did she tell you about the night of the pageant with me and Danny?
36:47I can feel your nervous energy and it's making me nervous.
36:50And I don't even know what's about to happen.
36:51We can sit here all day long and talk about Daniel and Nia and how wonderful they are.
36:56All right?
36:57And Kristen, I'm gonna be very careful as I say this because I know that they're your friends.
37:04Yes.
37:04But there's a real issue happening.
37:14Kristen, I'm gonna be very careful as I say this.
37:19The way that your friend Danny speaks to his wife is utterly unacceptable.
37:27I hear him say, get these lashes off of me.
37:30Yeah.
37:31Yelling at her.
37:31Okay.
37:32And I don't know what you're talking about.
37:33I love you and I've always appreciated that you ride hard for your friends.
37:38Okay?
37:39But there have been a lot of things said about Danny and I'm not gonna end up a Janet.
37:45I'm not here to destroy or be labeled a destroyer.
37:49Yeah.
37:49I'm telling you, this is something I saw and heard with my own eyes and ears.
37:54Last year, whenever I brought something up, it was like, whoa, like I wasn't allowed to feel what I saw.
38:00Come on.
38:01We all know that he's drunk.
38:03He's tired.
38:04He got three little kids.
38:05I'm not saying he didn't drink.
38:06I'm not taking that out of .
38:08But I know he's tired all the time.
38:10I have to share my entire life and everything I'm going through, but nobody else does.
38:14That's funny.
38:14That's funny.
38:16That's funny.
38:16That's funny.
38:17We get labeled as horrible people.
38:19I was all of a sudden this jealous person.
38:21I all of a sudden was a bad friend.
38:23I was mean.
38:24I was this.
38:24I was that.
38:25I mean, I was like, apologize.
38:26I was crying.
38:27I'm sorry.
38:28No, no.
38:30Just as a side note, as far as just Danny and Nia as a couple are concerned, like just
38:35because they don't share it with the group, doesn't mean they don't deal with it with
38:41themselves.
38:42Of course.
38:42I really try to model my relationship with Luke like that.
38:45When I look at Danny and Nia's relationship, it's something that I really strive for in
38:51my relationship with Luke.
38:52You should always have your partner's back.
38:54You don't air your dirty laundry.
38:56You should learn how to communicate at home and have these conversations in private and
39:01work past them without embarrassing your significant other.
39:04That's something that I really look up to when it comes to Danny and Nia and their marriage.
39:09As they are very faith, like about their faith in God.
39:14And I think the way she deals, just talking about Nia, not Danny, right?
39:17The way she truly operates is I need to breathe and pray through this and then put a smile
39:23on my face because it's how I'm, how I've learned to cope kind of thing.
39:27Okay.
39:27Not that me and Jax were anything like me and Danny.
39:29But you're just saying.
39:29I've protected Jax many times.
39:32Yeah, we know.
39:32So I can like, I can understand more than the average person.
39:36Absolutely.
39:37You know?
39:37I think this is more for, you don't like Nia.
39:40I don't like Nia?
39:41He's said this for a really long time and I've never brought it up.
39:43You know you don't like Nia like this.
39:44I like Nia.
39:45You do digs about Nia all the time too.
39:47When?
39:47All the time.
39:48When?
39:48But I don't call it out.
39:50I'm like, okay, like, let's calm down.
39:52When?
39:53One example off the top of my mind is last summer when we were in Santa Barbara, Danny and
39:58Nia were having a fight on the phone.
40:00Nia was yelling at him.
40:01I need you to stop by the house for multiple reasons.
40:04You're not going.
40:05You do not say that.
40:06Listen to your wife first, please.
40:08Oh.
40:08Oh.
40:09Sorry.
40:11That's all I'm talking about.
40:12Who is she talking to me?
40:13Nia got upset.
40:14Brittany thought that Nia was hiding from the cameras, them fighting.
40:18But Brittany, I'm sorry.
40:20There's cameras everywhere.
40:21So I don't see what you're talking about.
40:23I've been very careful not to say anything about them.
40:28I don't like that.
40:28I don't like that.
40:30Because of all the stuff.
40:33I have been in Zach's life for over 17 years.
40:37Danny has been in his life for a very short amount of time.
40:40So to defend someone who obviously did something wrong against someone who love you so much
40:46does not make any sense to me.
40:48It's just very disrespectful.
40:50I immediately get attacked every time I say anything.
40:52I'm not attacking you.
40:53Anything.
40:54I'm done talking about it.
40:55No.
40:55I'm never talking about Nia or Danny ever again.
40:57They're perfect.
40:57I see you.
40:59Okay?
40:59You are seen.
41:00And I hear you.
41:01We never got to see those things.
41:04There might have been some like, oh, rumors of some stuff or maybe like whatever.
41:07But it's never been this bad.
41:09And especially the way he was in San Diego, that was absolutely inappropriate.
41:14I have not witnessed.
41:16But when she hears it, she knows.
41:18But like I believe everyone telling me this.
41:20Exactly.
41:20I'm just saying it's like I haven't seen it with my own eyes.
41:22I just find it hard to believe that you've never heard him speak to her that way.
41:26I have never been to like a bar with him.
41:28Like I see like dad, Danny, Danny at home.
41:31Danny not drinking ever.
41:34Kristen saying this is such bull .
41:36She has literally been around Danny drinking on many occasions.
41:43It's not a friendship that Kristen has with Danny and Nia.
41:46This is called an alliance.
41:48Like let's just call it what it is.
41:49I think Kristen is intentionally turning a blind eye.
41:53It is something that needs to be brought to her attention because it is being talked about.
41:57If this is your friend, you've got to step in Kristen.
42:05Next time on The Valley.
42:07RIP to the testes.
42:10This is a big surgery.
42:11Oh, it's getting ripped.
42:12Like what if something went wrong?
42:14Does Danny know when he gets drunk that he acts a fool?
42:18It's a behavior that has maybe been repeated.
42:21Why is this a thing when every single person in this friend group has done that?
42:24Why is it a thing about my husband?
42:27You won't divorce me.
42:29We don't have papers to sign.
42:30We do have papers.
42:31Are you going to cry?
42:32I just want to be happy again.
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