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00:15Previously on Below Dick Down Under, what are you like in relationships?
00:19I'll never ever, like, date somebody if I'm not gonna marry them.
00:22There's nothing wrong with that, it's just a very mature attitude.
00:25Like, just broke things off with Eddie.
00:27But the truth is, I do like Ben.
00:30And he clearly likes me, too.
00:33I like that.
00:34We've got a stewardess, we've got someone that actually knows how to do stuff and can get into it.
00:38Hi, Barbie.
00:39Hi.
00:40Well, definitely very pretty.
00:42Hi, I love to meet you, I'm Jenna.
00:45Massive resting bitch phase.
00:47Girl hates me.
00:49She's out of her mind.
00:50We cuddle.
00:51The next day happened, it was like, put it off, put it off by you.
00:55And I know that's a god, but it's confusing.
00:58I don't deny that for a second.
00:59Okay, good.
01:00I've heard a bit about Joy's reputation.
01:02I'm willing to pass that, but it's affecting how I'm feeling.
01:06This is really hard.
01:08Jenna, you messaged me, can't stop looking at you like I miss you way more than I'm supposed to.
01:14Come on, what's your thoughts on that, then?
01:16I don't like it.
01:17What kind of person are you?
01:19Clearly the type of person that needs attention from at least two guys at the same time.
01:25We should just be friends, honestly.
01:26I think it's too complicated.
01:28You sent him a message saying, I can't stop thinking about you, and I'm regretting my decision that I made
01:34with you.
01:48I think we should just be friends, honestly.
01:50Eddie's my roommate, and you sent him a message saying, I'm regretting my decision.
01:55I never, ever said that I'm regretting my decision.
01:58Look, come on.
01:59You did.
01:59So stop playing everyone.
02:01Actually, you know what?
02:02I'd rather just walk away right now.
02:04No, no, no.
02:05I don't have enough time.
02:09What the f**k, Eddie?
02:10Why are you showing Ben our private conversation?
02:14F**king idiot.
02:15I think she toys with you.
02:18At this point, like, you just gotta let it go.
02:21I think you and I, that just feels different this time.
02:24Like, you know how many times I just want to get into your bed and just cut off?
02:28Of course, that's what I want.
02:29I don't mean to put this down in you.
02:32This is all about me.
02:34Hey guys, can I share with you?
02:35Yeah, of course.
02:36Of course.
02:37Of course.
02:38You okay?
02:39I'm obviously not f**king fine, am I?
02:41What happened?
02:42She's playing me like a f**king cat.
02:45Oh, skew, skew.
02:47Right now.
02:49What do you want?
02:51Stop, Jenna.
02:53I saw a message to Eddie.
02:55I can't stop looking at you and I really regret breaking up with you.
03:00And I called her out on it.
03:02I'm being a little harsh on Jenna right now, but her texting Eddie.
03:06Today.
03:07Meanwhile, she's flirting with me at the bar.
03:09I think it's kind of inappropriate.
03:12I don't have enough time in the f**king world to deal with the likes of that.
03:15Is that bad?
03:17No.
03:17You're thriving in the attention, which right away, I don't blame you.
03:21I do like Ben's conversation, but I have feelings for Eddie.
03:25There are other people's feelings involved.
03:28I know that.
03:29You want my advice?
03:30Yeah, go for it.
03:31Stay the f**king away from the two of them.
03:33Yeah, whatever.
03:36Jenna has been double dipping in the attention pool from both Ben and Eddie.
03:40Barbie shows up, makes Jenna feel insecure, and now she's in full self-destruct mode.
03:46The boys are sharing a cabin.
03:48You're my seconds to pick a lane and f**king stay in it, because jealousy is not a cute look.
03:54No, Ben was not in my hopes so we can f**k.
03:59Tomorrow's a new day.
04:02Who do you think you are?
04:04Why is sharing our f**king contacts to anybody?
04:08No, I didn't.
04:09I said to Ben, you spoke about that feeling for me.
04:12I did not show him where to work.
04:14Yeah, uh-huh.
04:14It is.
04:16Jenna messaged me, can't stop looking at you like I miss you way more than I'm supposed to.
04:31Are we ready guys gone? Let's go. Yeah, Jenna, what's up? Come on. Thanks, Alicia
04:43Yeah, it was a weird day
04:45I'm not gonna lie
04:52Thank you so much
04:58Why am I doing very fun tonight?
05:02I'm in bed. Yeah, I don't blame it, bro. Holy moly. She's just gonna shoot
05:09Oh, yeah, you did do a little bit
05:14What did I do? I'm sorry, mate. You might want to sit down. What have I done?
05:18She was playing me and stuff like that as if we were gonna have a relationship together and she was
05:24pissing me off so much
05:25I said why did you send Eddie a text today?
05:32I'll be honest. I didn't even know that you two were a thing that's enough
05:36We're not a thing. I just kissed her on the lips like that's it when like a week ago
06:00Hey
06:01Anyone talk to her? No, no, you don't need to talk to her. It's over now
06:05You never have to think about it again
06:07And nor do I
06:08I'm prepared for you
06:10No, that's my problem
06:13What happened?
06:16Do not f***ing talk to her, mate
06:18You're being a wuss, dude
06:20Do yourself a favor. If you're gonna say anything to her
06:22Say, I'm prepared to be your friend
06:25But I'm over you and I'm moving on
06:28I'm going up since I've done a thing wrong
06:30We'll talk in the morning
06:34How the f*** was that taxi ride?
06:36What happened?
06:37Jenna's like staring at me like
06:41Ben, can I talk?
06:43Yeah, you can talk
06:44Yeah
06:44I would love to continue things with you
06:47But you have given absolutely
06:49Continue things. We have never even started
06:50What are you talking about?
06:52Honestly, I just don't f***
06:54Yeah, I don't care
06:55I'm here to do a job
06:56So why the f***
06:57What do you mean?
06:58Why the f*** are you angry?
07:00What are you right f***ing out if you're not angry?
07:03I'm not angry
07:04What are you?
07:05Frustrated?
07:06What are you?
07:07No, I'm trying to help Eddie out
07:09That's what I'm doing
07:10You need to get over your differences
07:11Alright?
07:12Why don't we get out of my way?
07:14Alright, cool
07:16Bye everyone
07:18What the hell?
07:20What the f***?
07:22She's just a little bit
07:23Funted right now
07:24Jesus, she's slamming doors
07:25Idiot
07:27What the f*** happened, Ed?
07:29You come and tell me
07:30They're having a day, who's?
07:33Jesus f***ing Christ
07:34You have a f***ing job to do, Ben
07:37What the f***ing dirt bike to land on the day?
07:40Oh my God, that's so scary
07:42Don't f***ing gaslight me
07:44I'm so pissed about this whole situation
07:46Eddie, you need to listen to me
07:49Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
07:51Absolutely not
07:52Stop this
07:52I'm serious
07:53If I speak to you in private about anything
07:57I don't expect the whole world to know
08:00Jenna
08:00At the moment
08:01Jenna, please
08:01What do you want me to say, Jamal?
08:04You're not understanding what I'm trying to say right now
08:06I don't give a f*** right now
08:08Shut up after that
08:09That's it
08:09Come to me, come to me
08:11For what?
08:12For what reason?
08:13I'm not having you
08:13Who do you want, Alicia?
08:14Oh, that was a low blow
08:17No
08:19Jenna, calm down
08:20What is wrong with this girl?
08:22Stop
08:22Jenna's actions right now are unacceptable
08:25Literally running up and down the main salon
08:27Slamming doors, screaming, shouting
08:29It's becoming poisonous and toxic and uncontrollable
08:33How f***ing dares she?
08:35I'm actually f***ing sick of it
08:36Throwing her f***ing weight around
08:37Causing chaos between crew members
08:40How is that acceptable?
08:42Jenna
08:43Cut the f***ing bulls***
08:45No, I'm getting fed
08:46It's absolutely deplorable
08:48You have no right to put your f***ing fingers
08:51In pies that you're not even eating
08:53Oh, bless her
08:54I hope she's okay
08:57What is happening on this boat?
08:59Jenna
08:59No, I'm getting fed
09:01Evie
09:05Kicking and screaming and fighting
09:07It's an insane asylum
09:09Girl, I have a therapist for you
09:10She'll do wonders
09:11Jenna, open the door
09:13What the f*** is happening?
09:17At least the bar is clean
09:18Jenna, open the door
09:20Open the door
09:23Whatever
09:23I'm not dating with this
09:25No, I'm gonna date this
09:26I'm clucking out
09:28Hey
09:31Are you okay?
09:32Why is he even going home?
09:35Jenna's f***ing crazy
09:37I'm done being on Eddie's team
09:39Does it to himself?
09:40You're chasing around her like a puppy
09:41Like
09:42Figure your s*** out, man
09:47Goodnight, Alicia
09:48Go f*** yourself
09:50Everything through door tonight
09:52I'm like
09:54It's insane
09:55It's insane
09:55But other than everything else
09:57This has been
09:58This has been my favourite season
10:00Because of you
10:02Honest
10:02And
10:03Stop it
10:04No, I promise
10:05Sweet
10:06I love it
10:07Give me all the compliments
10:08I know you love it
10:10Yeah
10:10I don't have to
10:11You just compliment yourself
10:12Like I laugh at my own jokes
10:14Shut up
10:15You do love your own jokes
10:18I love that I'm your favourite season
10:22Yeah, you're on
10:25Goodnight
10:27So why am I your favourite person?
10:52Oh
10:53F***
10:56Oh
11:07Ben
11:08Hello
11:09Hello.
11:15I don't want to fight with you, Ben.
11:17I don't want to fight with you.
11:19It's all right.
11:19Everyone just got a little emotional this night.
11:21It was nice of you to come up here.
11:25Of course, Ben.
11:26The last thing I want is to fight with you.
11:28Like, the last thing.
11:32It's Jenner now.
11:34Poor Eddie.
11:36Yeah.
11:37I just see him being very emotional over you.
11:41No, 100% he is.
11:43He needs to move on.
11:45They've got him attached somehow.
11:47Who's Jenner?
11:49Eddie.
11:49I don't think he's strong enough to be with you.
11:52Yeah.
11:52I need a dominant man so that I can be something to make sense.
11:56It makes too much sense.
11:58Yeah.
12:03You're crazy.
12:04You know you're crazy.
12:05Yeah.
12:06It's crazy.
12:07It's crazy.
12:09Okay.
12:10All right.
12:10But don't worry about that.
12:11That's not important.
12:13Oh.
12:14Hello.
12:14Who is that?
12:15Off.
12:17Oh, .
12:18It's Eddie.
12:36That's a kick in the teeth.
12:40I've got something to play in.
12:43You're a mug, Eddie.
12:44You're an absolute idiot.
12:47All right.
12:47Cool.
12:48Well, that was a good shot.
12:50Yeah.
12:51Fantastic one, right?
12:53All right.
12:53Take care.
12:53Yeah.
12:54I slipped up.
12:55Yeah.
12:58Bad.
12:59I've not been this messy ever.
13:01And I would never want to be treated how I treated Eddie right now.
13:05So, I have to put my hands up.
13:07And I need to figure this out.
13:10I **** up.
13:11I love my socks.
13:14A lot of all night.
13:16What?
13:17Uh, rude.
13:20Good morning.
13:21How are you?
13:22Good, brother.
13:23I **** up, Alicia.
13:25Last night, I ****ing made World War Three.
13:30All good?
13:31Not really, no.
13:33You can go outside for a jam.
13:35You can do.
13:36My head ****ing scrambled.
13:38Such a beautiful day.
13:40What an idiot.
13:42So, Eddie, I was giving him advice yesterday.
13:45And I felt like Jenna was going to go out.
13:48I was kind of playing both of us.
13:50But I may have kissed her this morning.
13:52And I never really know how to handle it.
13:54Like, as a friend to Eddie.
13:57The things that are hard to say are usually the best things to say.
14:01You know?
14:01There is it.
14:02Hey, Eddie, Eddie.
14:03Yeah, you can get ****ed.
14:06Didn't go down very well.
14:07No, I can't go anywhere on this boat.
14:09I'll chat with him as well, if you don't mind.
14:12Yeah, no, that'd be great.
14:13Eddie.
14:14Don't talk to me.
14:15Leave me alone, Jenna.
14:16Oh, no.
14:17I don't want to leave me alone.
14:18Well, I've asked you to go away.
14:19Please.
14:20Leave me alone.
14:21Oh, ****.
14:24I don't want to be there right now.
14:34My problem, as I said there, and I think I'm the recurring problem.
14:37For me to get back into the dating pool for the first time
14:41and have this happen so harshly to me just gives me loss of faith.
14:46And it's not fear.
14:47My morning's just going great.
14:49Barbie, the laundry looks amazing.
14:51You're welcome.
14:52Do you have fun last night?
14:54Usually it's a lot more fun.
14:57Ah, ****.
14:58Jenna's massively ****ed up.
15:00But so did the boys.
15:01Are they ****ing stupid?
15:02Yeah, she played the two of them against each other.
15:05****ing open your eyes.
15:07I think it was really over the top from all parts.
15:11Way too much.
15:12Do you want to have a chat?
15:13Captain, I just don't know if I want to be here anymore.
15:15Really?
15:16Yeah.
15:17I've not felt like such an idiot before.
15:19It hurts.
15:20Probably sick.
15:20I've just been royally mugged off.
15:23Mate, I've messed up and I've had bad relationships, you know.
15:26I would love to be with someone.
15:28I really would.
15:29But when you look for it, if it's hard, it's not right.
15:33No.
15:33You've been trying to push up the river with this relationship.
15:37And it's telling you it's not the right way to go.
15:40Oh, yeah.
15:40Look, you're doing great at your job.
15:43You're a great person.
15:43That means a lot.
15:44And you're interacting with everyone.
15:46You're a vital part of this crew.
15:47Focus back on that.
15:48Yep.
15:49We've got two charters.
15:50Don't be passive aggressive.
15:51Don't be angry.
15:51You're going with the flow.
15:54Can I have a hug if that's right, please?
15:55Yes, mate.
15:56Come here.
16:00You know, growing up without much of a father figure
16:03and Jason offering me support and guidance,
16:05telling me to get my head into work
16:07and put that emotion into that is, you know, brilliant
16:10and what I needed to hear.
16:12Hello.
16:12Hello.
16:13We're dealing hard today.
16:21All right.
16:23Hey, bud.
16:24Hi.
16:25It's Catherine.
16:26I made out with Jenna this morning.
16:29And Eddie saw us in bed together.
16:31Come.
16:32Sorry.
16:33Am I interrupting?
16:34No, no, no.
16:35I'll come back.
16:36Did you talk?
16:37Huh?
16:37With Eddie.
16:39No, I haven't.
16:40He's kind of giving me the cold shoulder.
16:43What the ?
16:44I literally just spoke to Ben and Ben said,
16:47like, just Jenna this morning.
16:48And then Eddie walks in to find Jenna and Ben in the room.
16:52What?
16:53What?
16:53He said, like, just Jenna this morning and I feel bad.
16:58You're joking.
16:59That is a messy move.
17:02When the second she was causing trouble in every single department,
17:05that becomes my problem.
17:07Because the next charter is going to be a show if deck, interior, and the galley are all fighting.
17:14I'm having a fantastic morning.
17:17Jenna, go to work.
17:18I'm getting my coffee.
17:19Go to work.
17:20Three of you.
17:21Three of you work.
17:30Right, let's go.
17:31Come in, come in, come in.
17:32Hell, man.
17:33Whoa.
17:38How are you doing, mate?
17:39Yeah, good, bud.
17:41Ugh.
17:42You know how Eddie's emotional and all that?
17:45I feel like Jenna's tried to break it off with him many times.
17:48But also not.
17:49Bear in mind.
17:50Really?
17:50Yes.
17:51Dude, I was doing really well right up until she put those pajamas on.
17:59I f***ed that really bad.
18:03Mmm, not that bad, girl.
18:05Eddie, I'm sorry, but when I remember that you do really similar thing with me, Alicia.
18:11Makes you so embarrassed to read them back.
18:13Believe me when I say I haven't been able to stop looking at you.
18:16No.
18:17Same too, but you're with Jenna and she's a safe bet.
18:20I would drop it in a second to be an alien with you.
18:24Oh, my God.
18:25Carpa's a b***h.
18:27Did you kiss Ben this morning?
18:29Yeah, I did.
18:31Sure.
18:32Attention, Daisy, Ben and Joelle.
18:34Please meet in the crewmates immediately for the preference sheet meeting.
18:37Coffee for Daisy.
18:38What space do you have?
18:39A bunch.
18:40You can pull more.
18:41Oh, can you?
18:41Yeah.
18:42I can't beat you.
18:44That's crazy.
18:46Charter 8.
18:48Okay, guys, here we are.
18:49Getting close.
18:50Yep.
18:51Sounds good, doesn't it?
18:52James, a landscape and floral designer, as well as his partner, Kai, simply can't wait
18:58to create lifelong memories with their best friends.
19:02Yeah, that's why I just wait so fresh.
19:06Fresh.
19:07We're getting ready to go on this boat trip on the yacht, but I wanted to talk about Turks
19:12before.
19:13So we're gonna meet in Turks and Caicos at the compound.
19:17This order's probably gonna be, like, around a million dollars for this place.
19:22I work for billionaires and really nitpicky, needy clients.
19:25Like, I've worked with Pamela Anderson, Zooey Deschanel, Neil Patrick Harris, Natasha Leone.
19:31My guys are at her house today, actually.
19:33And then we have this billionaire client's compound in Turks and Caicos on a private island.
19:38So, yeah, we're busy.
19:39All right, see you guys.
19:40All right, bye.
19:41I just hope I'm not over the Caribbean by the time we get on the yacht.
19:45Oh, darling.
19:45Yes, I hope you're not over the Caribbean, darling, by the time you get to your yacht, darling.
19:51James and Kai are bringing along their friends.
19:53Mark, Sam, Garrett, Andrew, Ashley, and Courtney.
20:00Itinerary Quest.
20:01James would like an afternoon with water toys.
20:03Dinner of the chef's choosing.
20:05They would love to have the night themed as Garden of Adam.
20:08I'll be Adam.
20:09Jen can be the serpent.
20:11**** am I the problem.
20:13James would love if the captain can give Garrett a birthday cake to end the night.
20:18Exciting.
20:19Exciting.
20:20Well, let's go.
20:23I'll take this, thank you.
20:27Oh, thank you.
20:31Daisy, Daisy, can you make me in my office?
20:33Coffee.
20:38Hi.
20:39Here she is.
20:40What happened last night?
20:41Last night sucked another night.
20:44Ben spoke to me this morning and then, um, Eddie was about to leave.
20:47I don't know the context of it all, so.
20:50It was wild.
20:51Everyone but Jenna was trying to deescalate the situation.
20:54She was climbing over furniture, slamming doors, screaming at Eddie.
20:58I don't give a **** right now.
21:00I **** told Jenna.
21:01I said, stay away from him.
21:02Just stay away from him.
21:03She couldn't help herself.
21:04She played the two of them against each other.
21:06And it ruined everyone's mind.
21:08Like every single person was involved in it.
21:10That's not cool.
21:11I can't believe what I'm hearing from Daisy right now.
21:14Jenna has been a solid second stewardess.
21:17Very professional.
21:18And what I'm hearing is, well, it's leaving me in shock.
21:20If Eddie left, we're left with only two crew members on deck.
21:24And I cannot run the vessel with two deck crew.
21:27One night of drunken petty drama.
21:30This could threaten the season.
21:31This will happen again.
21:33And again.
21:34And again.
21:34I don't want to penalise someone.
21:36And I don't like to get involved in the personal stuff.
21:39But it's affecting the crew.
21:41Yeah.
21:41Yeah.
21:42Look.
21:43Leave it with me.
21:44Okay.
21:45Thanks, Jason.
21:46Yep.
21:48When you're done with this, we're done, okay?
21:50Okay.
21:51Do you see anything, Jenna?
21:53I don't see.
21:54Okay, cool.
21:55Good job, Keith!
21:55Yay!
21:57I would like to ask if you and I could go for a glass of wine.
22:00I feel like you don't actually get a chance to just be by ourselves.
22:04No, I agree.
22:05Yeah, I'll go for a drink.
22:06Okay.
22:07What's been going on?
22:08Uh, what's with the kiss, bro?
22:11It's like she just wants the guy that doesn't want her.
22:14Eddie, would you be available?
22:15I just want to chat.
22:17It's diabolical.
22:23Well, I let myself down, man.
22:25I let you down.
22:26And I probably let Jenna down.
22:28I have a weakness, um, with girls.
22:31And, um, she lay in bed with me and I kissed her.
22:37Just know that I'm sorry, okay?
22:41I'll be honest, I think you're a massive prick.
22:43Yeah, that's fine.
22:45I'm just going to stay away from you two.
22:47Uh, could I just ask you to put yourself in my shoes for a second?
22:51Nope.
22:52That's fine.
22:53I'm going to leave this conversation there because I've had enough.
22:55I respect that and I respect you, man.
22:57Well, it's just a one-way street there.
23:06Absolutely mother****er.
23:16There we go.
23:17Yep.
23:17I'm excited to get off of those.
23:19Good.
23:19I'm glad.
23:21I have no friends.
23:23Can I ask you a favour?
23:24Yeah.
23:24No work.
23:25Uh, no.
23:26I promise I won't talk about work.
23:27I'm talking about full moon.
23:29Good.
23:29Daisy can be hot and cold with me and it's tough because, you know, there's something there.
23:32I want to know if what I feel, she feels too.
23:37Hello.
23:37What are you going to drink?
23:39Negroni.
23:39I'll have a Negroni as well.
23:43Sometimes women pull away when things are good.
23:45They want to save your needy.
23:47Thank you so much.
23:48You're welcome.
23:49So, friend, at the end of this, what?
23:54Where do you think we stand?
23:56Well, we're more than friends.
23:57I like the cuddles.
23:59Really?
24:00Yeah.
24:00Did you say it was the best thing that ever happened to you?
24:05Good guess.
24:07My only ask is that how you are with me, you are consistently.
24:14In the morning, it's like nothing happened.
24:16That's the difference.
24:18Yeah, it's fair.
24:19Me being hot and cold, by the way...
24:22Is distrust or I may trust him, I may not.
24:26This will break us.
24:28I have a lot of walls, though.
24:30And those walls are completely wanted.
24:33Right.
24:33This is not easy for me.
24:36I've had 700 vote romances that don't end well.
24:39I am just, like, having my own inner conflict.
24:43Fine, and I respect it.
24:44And then I'm at your pace.
24:46It's okay.
24:46Even if it's for the next five days, I'm at your pace.
24:49At the end of the day, I'm more so scared of losing whatever we have.
24:59I do really like you.
25:02Even if I'm cold, I love how affectionate you are with me.
25:06I do.
25:07It's sweet and it's endearing.
25:09But I'm glad you invited me for a drink.
25:11Aw.
25:13You got the bell.
25:14Okay.
25:25There comes a day in every man's life where he finally realizes that women come and go no matter how
25:30long you've been together.
25:31I was wrong yesterday for shouting at everybody.
25:36Jenna, I love you dearly, but stop figuring out what Jenna really wants and not want to get the validation
25:43from another man.
25:45That is your whole problem.
25:46I know, I know.
25:47I seek attention.
25:48I'm so self-aware, and yet I repeatedly do the same .
25:53Start changing.
25:55Put your pride in your pocket.
25:56Love you.
25:57Bye.
25:58Bye.
25:58I'm about to pass out.
26:02Oh, the boat is so clean.
26:04Oh.
26:05And here's the crazy thing.
26:07I don't even have to invite you to my room.
26:10Not everyone.
26:14It is.
26:24How are you?
26:25How'd you sleep?
26:26Yeah.
26:26All right.
26:27I love you and your energy.
26:28Aw.
26:31And your hair.
26:32The list goes on.
26:33Aw.
26:34Thanks.
26:36She's so nice about me.
26:38Meow, meow, meow.
26:40Look, I realized the other day when I completely...
26:42I was obviously in with him.
26:44Very emotional spot.
26:45Yeah.
26:46But we've both been screwed over by the same person here.
26:48I just want to check that you're okay.
26:50That's really very sweet.
26:51You know, I'm sorry that you've had to go through all this.
26:55I don't intend to pursue it any further.
26:58Okay?
26:59Right.
27:05What?
27:06Nothing.
27:08I just smiled.
27:09It's like a cheeky smile or a cute smile and now I'm confused.
27:12It's just a smile.
27:14Okay.
27:14Perfect.
27:15Just checking.
27:17Eddie.
27:18Let's go outside.
27:18I...
27:20I don't even know, like...
27:22Look, I'm gonna just cut in front now.
27:26I've got a charter today.
27:28I want to just put my best foot forward into the rest of the season.
27:32Yesterday.
27:33Yeah.
27:33You didn't deserve mine.
27:36No, I didn't.
27:37I don't deserve your time.
27:38I didn't...
27:39I'm talking right now.
27:41My entire season has been emotionally manipulated.
27:45You don't control my emotions anymore.
27:48And that's that.
27:48So, enjoy the charter.
27:50Let's crack on.
27:50And that's that.
28:00I **** up, Putsu.
28:02I know.
28:02Sometimes we all **** up.
28:05Give them a time.
28:07Attention all crew.
28:09One hour call for guest arrival.
28:11I have to get done for charter, I guess.
28:13I love your hair like that.
28:16It's so nice and cute.
28:21Ben, next time can we have to launch at 11?
28:24It really **** with our days, thank you.
28:26That's why she annoys me a little bit.
28:28If crew food doesn't fit my priorities,
28:30then guess what?
28:31Crew foods, later.
28:32Daisy, Daisy, can you come to the bridge?
28:34Don't be a dick to someone.
28:36Just as the charter is starting, you know?
28:38Well, exactly.
28:38You can eat lucky charms.
28:41I said what it said.
28:42Now, I'll say it again.
28:43I know you will.
28:44That's what I love about you.
28:45Like a true catty soldier.
28:47I love it.
28:48Hi.
28:49Hey, Daisy.
28:50I'm not afraid of anybody.
28:53I've got a second stewardess that created a **** storm.
28:56What Jenna did, I've already ****ing lost my ****.
29:00It's not cool.
29:00It's never to happen again.
29:01I told her to stay away from them and they all had a part to play,
29:04including Eddie.
29:05And I understand they're all hurting in some way,
29:07but everybody else had to get dragged into their mess.
29:10And I agree.
29:11That's not how a second stewardess behaviour.
29:13I agree.
29:14What I'm seeing is someone that has gone out, caused issues.
29:18100%.
29:19Jumping on couches, slamming doors.
29:21That's not second stewardess behaviour.
29:23That's immaturity on her end.
29:25I know this happened off charter, but when it starts to affect the crew,
29:29I have to step in.
29:30And without any punishment or being...
29:34I didn't want to bring her down.
29:36No, I got it, yeah.
29:36I just want this lesson to be learned from her.
29:38Yeah.
29:40Take away Jenna's stripes.
29:42That option's there.
29:43Okay.
29:44It's not an emotion for her, for say.
29:46It's a lesson.
29:47No, that's fine.
29:48I'm fine with this.
29:52We've rolled through the punches all season long.
29:54I want to see it resolved.
29:56If you have a problem with that, we made changes.
29:59We've reprimanded Ellie.
30:00We've let Mike go.
30:02I need you to leave the boat today.
30:04I'm sending you home.
30:05I've even scolded Ben in front of crew.
30:07Ben, I need you to set us down.
30:08Stand it for everyone else as well.
30:10Cross the board.
30:11If you keep going around like that, it's just going to be fail, fail, fail.
30:15Step up.
30:16Start taking responsibility.
30:18I'm at my wit's end.
30:19And although I'm upset at the whole team, Jenna's behaviour last night put her at the epicenter of my decision
30:25I have to make.
30:25Taking her stripe away from Jenna, it's a wake up call.
30:28There's a possibility she can win it back.
30:30That's your decision.
30:31I will talk to you later about that.
30:33Okay.
30:34Can you grab Jenna?
30:35Sure.
30:39They are my emotions.
30:42Jenna?
30:43I'm in the master.
30:45Can you go to the bridge?
30:46Jason wants to speak to us.
30:49Well, okay.
30:51Toughen up, buttercup.
30:53Right.
30:54I don't like getting involved too much in personal stuff, but the last 24 hours I've had two people come
31:01to me with concerns.
31:02We nearly lost Ed.
31:03That's a concern.
31:04It's starting to affect my team.
31:06I'm not penalising you.
31:07I want you to learn.
31:09I'm going to take away your role as second stewardess.
31:15Okay?
31:16I have to take responsibility, so, and I, yeah.
31:20I appreciate it.
31:26It has to be done.
31:27I agree.
31:29Hi.
31:32So, let's get on with Chad, all right?
31:34I'm busy working.
31:35All right.
31:36You're good on you.
31:36It's not me.
31:43Stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp.
31:45Jen?
31:46Who?
31:47Oh.
31:48You're only not okay.
31:49What's up?
31:50Jason?
31:51Is it going on his stripes?
31:52Because Eddie wanted to leave.
31:54So, it affected the crew.
31:59Jesus.
32:00Yeah.
32:02Really not how I wanted to end this season, but...
32:07You f***ed out.
32:17Jason took away my stripes.
32:19Really not how I wanted to end this season.
32:22Like a phoenix in the attic.
32:24You could ride.
32:26You're in your f***ing middle class.
32:29And your stripes back.
32:31To be fair, she probably deserves it.
32:35Second sure is being able to manage other people and yourself.
32:38Not shouting at people, like, screaming in their faces.
32:41Your actions have consequences.
32:43Come then, let's take a Jenna stripe away.
32:46I'm going to put her in such a bad funk for the tribe.
32:49Are you okay?
32:50I mean, there's nothing I can do about it, really.
32:52So, take it.
32:53Take it from somebody who's been doing this a long time.
32:56Yeah.
32:56You're going to be fine.
32:57My advice is, move on from it.
32:59If you want to hang out with Ben, you made your decision.
33:02No, I know all this s***.
33:03Okay.
33:03Come back to me and say you're back into it because I will come for you.
33:08Definitely not happening.
33:10Heavy?
33:11You're joking.
33:12It's okay.
33:13It took so much control to not go off at her.
33:16She's upset.
33:17She lost second stew today.
33:18Huh?
33:19She got her second stew taken from her today.
33:21No way.
33:22Only thing I need to do is these curtains.
33:24Otherwise, there's a mistake calling out at all.
33:26Okay.
33:27All crew, 15 minutes until guest arrival.
33:30Copy.
33:31Nice, nice, nice.
33:33So, what happened?
33:34I just heard that Captain Jason went and took her stripes.
33:37Well, rightfully so.
33:38Right, come on.
33:38Let me put your stripes down.
33:41Stripe.
33:45Beautiful.
33:46Oh, my God.
33:48Nice.
33:49Okay, all crew, all crew.
33:50Can you come to the next one, please?
33:52Let's go.
33:53That's so freaking cute.
33:56Back down to the other corner.
33:58Indisa gave Susha the time to shine.
34:00She got what she wanted.
34:01Hey, look.
34:01You moved up.
34:03Yeah, we're back together where we belong.
34:08Gorgeous.
34:09Big boat energy.
34:10I want everybody to come out on these balconies and wish us farewell.
34:14Oh, here we go.
34:14They are coming.
34:15Welcome.
34:16I'm Jason.
34:16Pleased to meet you.
34:17My hands are sweaty.
34:18That's right.
34:18It's nice to meet you.
34:20Garrett.
34:20Oh, birthday boy.
34:22Birthday boy right now.
34:23Yay, Garrett.
34:24Welcome to Katina.
34:25Daisy will show you around the boat, get you comfortable, and let's have some fun.
34:29Yeah.
34:29Yes.
34:30Good luck to show, Barbara.
34:32You got this.
34:33Oh, amazing.
34:34Oh, my God.
34:35Oh, wow.
34:36This is really pretty.
34:37You can start releasing.
34:39A forward line is off.
34:42And we have the jacuzzi.
34:44Do we make the jacuzzi cold?
34:45Yeah, 100%.
34:46It's big.
34:47It's all for us, babe.
34:48Four quarters.
34:50Need to swing.
34:51Make yourself at home.
34:52Well, I guess we could get changed.
34:53All right, so I'm going to get these in the sous vide machine.
34:56Housekeeping.
34:57Yep.
34:58Just to let you know, just leave anything you need to be on the bed and we'll get it right
35:01way.
35:01What about unpacking?
35:03We can help unpack.
35:04Good work.
35:10What is all that?
35:11The steaming, please.
35:13That's for Garrett and Garrett's husband.
35:15Okay.
35:16How do we get a drink?
35:17Elisa's sous chef got her time to shine.
35:19She's standing in front of me in line now.
35:22No, she's not.
35:23Yeah, she did.
35:24She's still not above you.
35:25She's a galian.
35:26Then all he does in that galian inflate her ego.
35:30So now she thinks she's queen bee.
35:32She is the lowest person on the boat.
35:34It's crazy.
35:35They just do what the they want.
35:37I really wish you didn't do that.
35:42As usual, we'll get the cabana out.
35:45I know.
35:46What can I get everyone?
35:47Diet Coke?
35:48Yeah, of course.
35:49Tequila soda with a bunch of lime juice.
35:51I'll do a Grey Goose with still water.
35:53Like muddle the fresh ginger.
35:55Okay.
35:55Skinny margarita?
35:56Sure.
35:57And if you're muddling ginger, just throw some in there.
35:59Okay, perfect.
35:59Get crew.
36:01Prep in cup, please.
36:02Can you help me with drink?
36:03Yeah.
36:03I'm going to be toggling between bitchy and zen this whole time.
36:07But as long as I have a drink, I think I'll be zen.
36:10Oh, is this a scene?
36:12Ugh, I hate them, hate them, hate them.
36:14Drop.
36:17Something's happening.
36:20Lock off on two shackles.
36:22Grey Goose, ginger, lime, and normal water.
36:25You're welcome.
36:26I'm going to barb.
36:27Have you ever done the sea barb?
36:28It like blows a lot of water on your penis.
36:37Can we go down the slide?
36:39I love that, I love that.
36:43Did you try this debop thing?
36:45Not for me.
36:46Not for you?
36:47You don't like it?
36:48You look like a nerd doing it.
36:56Jenna.
36:58Hi.
36:59Are you all right?
37:00Yeah, I'm all right.
37:01Look, there's quite a few moving parts on this, but I do feel like...
37:05You just have to clear a few things up.
37:07It's pretty easy to screw up my position, okay?
37:10A lot of pressure in there.
37:12Okay.
37:13There's no hostility.
37:14I'm here to do a job, all right?
37:16That's the main thing.
37:17All right.
37:17That's my main thing.
37:18Mm-hmm.
37:19Okay, good.
37:20Jenna's demotion.
37:21I think it's an example for everyone.
37:23We've reached a level of maturity, and I think we should hit the brakes on this romantic affair moving forward.
37:30If I take my eye off the ball, you know?
37:33I understand.
37:34We're gonna change.
37:35I'm gonna go down for a bit.
37:36These are done.
37:37Just need to do these shirts.
37:39Okay, dinner at eight.
37:41And what's your menu?
37:42We are doing fillet and hole snapper.
37:46Okay.
37:46On that topic, when you are given a hole fish, you're gonna wanna have, like, a station to kind of
37:53dissect the fish, for lack of a better term, right?
37:57Well, you want me to fillet the fish?
37:59Well, that's how you silver serve the hole fish, yeah.
38:03Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
38:04It takes too long.
38:05There is absolutely no way that I can flay eight fish at the same time.
38:11I don't have enough people.
38:12I don't have enough hands.
38:13I would need eight of me.
38:14I think a little snapper fillet really is not gonna do this fish justice.
38:21A hole fish is very beautiful, and I think the guests would enjoy it.
38:25Such a ridiculous request.
38:26To do tableside, it's like, you get taught that.
38:29You don't hire a waiter and be like, go do tableside.
38:32Ben, it's gonna take too long.
38:33Please come up with a different plan.
38:35I'd love to have a hole fish, personally.
38:37You need to fillet it for me.
38:39I'm willing, obviously, to help you, but we also have a cake to tackle as well.
38:43Don't make my job any harder than it needs to be.
38:47Thanks.
38:56Tonight's dinner is gonna be a bitchin' service.
38:59All crew, all crew.
39:00When we start getting ready into our leaves and togas.
39:03Excited about your birthday dinner?
39:05Um, I guess.
39:06I mean, I'm turning 40, so...
39:09I'm just drinking.
39:10His hair is so bad.
39:11It's, like, beachy.
39:12It's not very, like, garden-themed, but I still feel like Adam would've worn this.
39:17I never worn a bed sheet before on this.
39:19I was crawling out of somebody's bed.
39:23Okay.
39:24We're done.
39:26Oh, she's done.
39:27Wow.
39:28Oh, my God.
39:29This is gorgeous.
39:31Oh, my God.
39:32This is so beautiful.
39:33Oh, my God.
39:34Oh, my God.
39:35The golly guests are starting to sit down.
39:38Can I order another martini?
39:40Were you just drinking straight vodka?
39:42Yeah.
39:45Same.
39:45I'm gonna squeeze my hand.
39:48Cheers to the flower cone.
39:50Ah, it's so beautiful.
39:53Cheers, guys.
39:54Happy birthday, Garrett.
39:55Cheers.
39:56Everything's ready to go, chef?
39:58Yeah, they are.
39:59So, are we offering to take these back?
40:01I don't...
40:02Just get them up there, please.
40:03Okay, okay.
40:03And I need to then do other things, and then I'll come up in a minute, all right?
40:07Yeah?
40:08Just have a go at it.
40:09You want to fillet them?
40:10Yes.
40:10Are you kidding me?
40:12I already told Ben this was an awful idea.
40:15It is quite a lot to do, but I've seen people at the Ritz Carlton be able to do it
40:19in about one minute, you know?
40:21I don't know what to do about this fish.
40:22I'm so confused.
40:24I can fillet it if you want.
40:26I told you so, this was gonna be a nightmare.
40:28Yes!
40:29Guys, the food's here.
40:30For a main course, you have whole staff of fish with a beurre blanc sauce and New York strip loin
40:35steak.
40:36Enjoy.
40:37How do I do this?
40:38What do you do?
40:39Would anyone like their fish filleted?
40:42Can you do it for me?
40:43Yeah.
40:44Can I do it for you?
40:46Can I do it for you?
40:47Yes, please.
40:48Can I have another one?
40:49Dirty vodka martini.
40:50Thank you so much.
40:51I'm going to have to do drinks.
40:54It's okay.
40:54It's okay.
40:55It's okay.
40:56It's okay.
40:56I'm going up.
41:02There might be a little bone right there.
41:03Just be careful.
41:04Babe, can you cut this for me?
41:06Do you need my assistance with filleting?
41:08Joao's filling mine.
41:11Oh, is he?
41:12Um.
41:13I mean, it's just a bloody nightmare up here.
41:16None of the girls are there.
41:18None of them are there.
41:19I think you need a little help.
41:21Can you please help me?
41:23Yeah, come.
41:23He's mingling his fish.
41:25Pass me your knife and fork as well.
41:28The fish looks fantastic.
41:29It's well presented.
41:31However, the guests should not be witnessing this.
41:34Just need a plate to put the bones on.
41:35I think we're facing the same problem that we've been facing all season.
41:39We get plates for the fish bones.
41:42F*** no.
41:42There's a communication discrepancy between the galley and the interior.
41:46And now it's served to me in a fish form.
41:48You have to have that plate.
41:50Let's go watch the bones.
41:51Oh, my God.
41:51I know the bones.
41:52I hate bones.
41:53This is the most awkward.
41:55F***.
41:58I'll do it in two seconds.
42:00I am mortified.
42:01Right now we need at least half the crew up on the sun deck to execute this stupid f***ing
42:07plan.
42:07I've never seen this on a yacht in all of my years.
42:10I tried to warn him.
42:12I really rattled you.
42:14This is a f***hole.
42:17I'm eating like a skeleton over here.
42:22Next on Below Deck Down Under.
42:24One lost challenge.
42:26Did you take that?
42:27No, you took my blood again.
42:31Look at that.
42:33I wanted to recommend Ellie for a promotion for a sous chef position.
42:37I'll throw a f***ing tantrum.
42:39Last time I checked, the boat was not called Daisy.
42:42You're a b**** baby behind my f***ing back.
42:45Daisy, why don't you skedaddle?
42:47Be careful, bitch.
42:48F*** off.
42:49You f***ing wanker.
42:50Let me show you.
42:50Wearing the drugs at that star, maine.
42:50Wearing the drugs.
42:52Wearing the drugs.
42:52Make us fair enough.
42:53Wearing the drugs.
42:53Wearing the drugs that mimic NHL.
42:53Wearing the drugs.
42:54Wearing the drugs.
42:54Wearing the drugs.
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