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00:06Hey there! My name is Doraemon!
00:09I'm a super-sized, gizmo-eyed gadget cat from the future!
00:13I've been set back in time to take care of this guy!
00:16Nobody, but he's a mess!
00:18Doraemon!
00:19And that's where I come in!
00:21To save the day with an amazing invention
00:23from my fourth dimensional secret gadget puzzle!
00:26But things never turn out as planned!
00:30Get ready, cause here we go again!
00:37What?!
00:38You're doing your homework without being told?
00:41Did Martians come in and plant a chip in your head?
00:43Maybe this is a sign!
00:45The zombie apocalypse must be near!
00:47That has to be it!
00:50Will you pipe down?
00:51I wasn't really doing any homework.
00:53Were you?
00:55I don't get it. What were you doing then?
00:57Here, see for yourself.
00:58My goals in life?
00:59That's great!
01:00It's important to set goals for yourself.
01:03When I grow up, I want to become a superhero.
01:07You really want to be a grown man who wears tights?
01:10Yeah, maybe.
01:11Besides, just think about it.
01:13Spending your days defending justice, battling evil, protecting the world.
01:17That's the kind of job you never get tired of doing.
01:19Well, if you're gonna dream, might as well go ahead and dream big.
01:23It's the insectifier!
01:26When kids from the future pretend they're superheroes, they use this!
01:30You put a bug inside this thing here, and presto!
01:34All of the powers of the bug are transferred to you!
01:37Woohoo! Bug powers, yawn!
01:38Bugs are super cool!
01:40They can do all kinds of things!
01:41They're the real superheroes of the animal world!
01:45For example, the rhinoceros beetle can carry up to 20 times its own body weight!
01:50The average flea can jump 30,000 times without stopping!
01:54Moths are masters of disguise!
01:57If you don't believe me, then I'll show ya!
02:00Let's see, which bug should I use first?
02:04Hmm...
02:04All the bugs I'm seeing are lame.
02:10Ants don't exactly scream tough guy!
02:12There's gotta be something better out here!
02:14Huh?
02:15A spider!
02:17Perfect!
02:18That'll work great!
02:32Arachne Cat!
02:33To the rescue!
02:35Whoa!
02:36Check you out!
02:36You're a robo-cat in tights!
02:38Not only do I look cool in tights, I've got full-on arachne powers, too!
02:46Dude, awesome!
02:48You're right, buddy!
02:48That gadget is cool!
02:49And there's more!
02:51Yaaah!
02:53Yaaah!
02:54Yaaah!
02:55Yaaah!
02:55Yaaah!
02:56Flip it down!
02:56Whoa!
02:57Yaaah!
02:58Fun fact!
02:58A spiderweb has tensile strength that's five times greater than steel!
03:03Yaaah!
03:04Pretty cool!
03:05Totally!
03:06Now let me try it!
03:08Yaaah!
03:10Yaaah!
03:11Yaaah!
03:11Yaaah!
03:12Are you okay, pal?
03:13Just knocked on the old noodle!
03:15What the heck happened?
03:16This gadget's transformation only lasts for three minutes.
03:19It gives off a warning signal first, so pay attention to it!
03:22Got it!
03:23Alright!
03:24Time to clean the mean streets of suburbia!
03:30Okay, trouble!
03:31Come and find me!
03:32I'll write your wrongs in the name of justice!
03:34Aha!
03:35And then I said, fine!
03:36Take the pumpernickel!
03:38Greetings!
03:38Any injustice I can settle for you?
03:40The fact that you pass first grade?
03:42Look!
03:42Any problems you're having?
03:43If they're wrong, I'll make them right!
03:46Uh...
03:46Think we're good here, thanks!
03:48And even if there was a problem, the last chump we'd come running to was you, Nerdburger.
03:54Totally!
03:55If injustice comes your way, you're on your own, then, jerks.
03:58Hey!
04:00Hi there, Mr. S.
04:01Hey, Noby. What are you up to?
04:03I'm patrolling the streets to help rid our town of its criminal element.
04:06Well, good for you. That's commendable.
04:08You see any injustices lately?
04:11Innocent people being attacked by huge, hairy monsters.
04:14Or maybe you saw world domination at the hand of some evil, maniacal genius.
04:17Why don't you ever read the books I assigned you instead of those Inferno comic books?
04:23Man, isn't there anyone around who needs the help of a superhero today?
04:29Don't cry. I'm sorry, it's just too high.
04:33Yes, time to come to the rescue.
04:35Now, I just need a book, I guess. One that can fly, maybe? Something cool?
04:43Huh?
04:51That's right. Mosquito Boy is here to tell Injustice to buzz off.
04:55Mosquito what?
04:57War relief.
05:03Not really the speed I was hoping for.
05:09That's not good.
05:17Well, that failed.
05:22Huh?
05:23Oh, no!
05:28Help!
05:30Slow down, Tuffy! Please, come back here!
05:33Someone help!
05:34Come, Tuffy, and no!
05:36Just stop that!
05:37Tuffy!
05:38Okay, I need a bug with strong legs.
05:40Strong legs, strong legs, strong...
05:42Come on, where are you?
05:43This'll do.
05:44Oh, dear, I give up. That's enough.
05:49Grass Supper Boy is here to tell Injustice to take a hop.
05:54I will catch your wayward tailwagger.
05:56What?
05:58Mandible bounce!
05:59Oh, no, I didn't mean to jump this far.
06:03Mandible bounce!
06:12Oh, hey, little guy.
06:14Oh, good boy.
06:15Here you go, ma'am.
06:17What nice young man you are.
06:19Yep, that's us.
06:21Mandible, stop!
06:23He said it was a pleagle, but I knew it was really a pierogi.
06:27Oh, yeah, totally.
06:29Man, I wanted to be the one who saved that puppy.
06:32Wait, all I have to do to find some Injustice is follow these troublemakers.
06:37Uh-huh.
06:37Yeah, okay.
06:38I mean, if I have to, then I can go.
06:39I knew it.
06:40Those bullies are taking some poor kid's comic.
06:42All right.
06:43I need to find some kind of super strong tough bug.
06:46Cool.
06:47Thanks a lot.
06:48Bye.
06:49Halt!
06:50Mantis Boy is here to make you pray for some mercy.
06:54Look at that weirdo.
06:56Yeah, it's like a bug farm threw up.
06:58You can't hide your evil deeds from me.
07:01Return that comic to its rightful owner.
07:03Huh?
07:04Mantis Head!
07:06Super Swipe!
07:08Hmm.
07:10No.
07:14My bad.
07:15But I'm sure with a little tape, it'll be good as new, citizen.
07:18He borrowed it from me.
07:21Ooh.
07:26Happy taping.
07:27I want my comic back!
07:29No, can't do!
07:31Hey, you!
07:31Get back here now!
07:33Hmm?
07:36I mean it, Sue.
07:37That was one whacked out dude.
07:39It's true.
07:40I'm telling my daddy needs to get me a bodyguard to keep me safe from this guy.
07:44What's going on?
07:45Something wrong?
07:46There's some nutjob in a weird costume going around town.
07:49I bet he's some kind of crazed kleptomaniac.
07:51I'm scared to even be outside now.
07:54Nutjob?
07:54Weird costume?
07:56What'd he call himself?
07:57It was something like praying mantis boy?
07:59No, it was mosquito boy.
08:01Oh, great.
08:02I really should have seen this one coming.
08:06Man, I'm a complete failure.
08:09Maybe the truth is I'm just not cut out to be a superhero.
08:13Help!
08:14Wait, what?
08:15Stop running!
08:18Get up!
08:19I'm taking you down!
08:21Is he trying to mug him?
08:23That's it.
08:24I'm saving someone today.
08:25I just need a bug.
08:26Hey!
08:27And there you are.
08:35Ladybug boy is here to pollinate the seeds of justice.
08:38Hurry!
08:39Grab a hold and hang on tight.
08:41I've got you now!
08:44Yeah, sure.
08:44Why not?
08:47Pliny power!
08:51Dang it!
08:56Don't worry, you're safe now, citizen.
08:59I really owe you one, man.
09:00That's just what I do.
09:02Stand up to injustice.
09:03Defend the indefensible.
09:04So, what happened?
09:06Was he, like, trying to mug you or something?
09:07No.
09:08He was a plain-clothed cop.
09:10He's been trying to bust me for years.
09:12Say what?
09:13I thought he had me this time.
09:15But then you showed up.
09:18He's the cop?
09:19And you're the bad guy?
09:21Come here.
09:23Huh?
09:24Huh?
09:25Heh.
09:27There.
09:28That ought to hold you.
09:31Doraemon's not here to help either.
09:33Guess the truth is I'm the worst superhero ever.
09:36Later, kid.
09:38Heh, heh, heh.
09:43Huh?
09:49Whoa, no way!
09:54Whoa, I'm feeling stronger already.
09:59This is amazing.
10:01Who knew ants were such tough little dudes?
10:03Hmph!
10:09Hmph!
10:11Yaaaah!
10:20Huh?
10:22Huh?
10:23Hmph!
10:25Any?
10:28Go no further!
10:30The Antinator is here to put the sting on your criminal behind!
10:36The wrath of Antinator knows no equal!
10:39The wanted man was carried by an ant?
10:42No way!
10:43I'm sorry. The Antinator got me.
10:46I wish you would have seen me, Drymon.
10:47I was incredible, amazing, spectacular.
10:50Oh, yeah? And you're really humble, too.
10:53Being the Antinator was the coolest thing ever!
10:56You should have seen me take that guy!
10:58I'll never make fun of an ant again!
11:00Do you know how strong they are?
11:02I'd toss that guy around like he was a ragdoll!
11:04A cork in the ocean! A lone sock in the dryer!
11:07Please?
11:08Clean more!
11:14This is gonna be so sweet!
11:16Just a little bit farther...
11:19Eww!
11:21Soundgown! Nice!
11:22That's a scratch bin, you treatin'!
11:24Nice! This is looking great!
11:26It's getting so big!
11:29Awww!
11:30Awww!
11:31Awww!
11:32Awww!
11:32Awww!
11:33Awww!
11:34Awww!
11:35Awww!
11:36Awww!
11:37Awww!
11:39Awww!
11:40Right here!
11:41Sirai-mon!
11:43Coraemon!
11:44Coraemon!
11:44You gotta check this out, buddy! I built something cool!
11:46No way! There's a heater in this table!
11:49Oh! Stop being a baby! Come on!
11:51Ta-da!
11:53So what? You made a snowman. Big whoop.
11:55What? Incoming!
12:00Hey, that was rude!
12:02Why are you hanging out on the sidelines like some kitty?
12:04You've got a major winter sports complex out there.
12:08Thanks to my dad pulling a few strings, we've got this whole place to ourselves.
12:11You can go skiing, skating, bobsledding, even luge.
12:16And all you guys want to do is sit in an igloo and build a snowman?
12:19Yeah!
12:21Even without legs, I bet that snowman would be a better skier than Noby any day.
12:26Sure, yeah, dude, totally. See ya, loser.
12:30I like your snowman, Noby. I think he looks pretty cool.
12:33Wow, thanks, Sue.
12:35Hey, Doraemon, is there any way we can add a little pep to my snow buddy here?
12:39What do you mean, pep?
12:40Come on, you know what I mean? Peep in that pocket, pal.
12:44Well, maybe.
12:45Hey, Doraemon!
12:48Sticker box!
12:49Stick one of those little guys on something and it'll turn into a robot!
12:53Nice!
12:55Well, come on, let's get to it then.
12:57We'll put you dead center.
13:08Cool!
13:09I don't believe it, he's moving!
13:12Sweet!
13:15Oh!
13:16Uh...
13:17Okay, weird.
13:19Oh!
13:20Faceplant!
13:21Easy there!
13:22I gotcha!
13:26Hey!
13:27You're kinda cute!
13:30Here, you can borrow this!
13:33Wow!
13:34That looks really good on you!
13:39Look at you go, little snowman! You're like a chicken star!
13:42Not back on you!
13:44That's one big klutz!
13:46I'm guessing he takes after his maker!
13:48Hey!
13:48Go eat some yellow snow!
13:49But I like the idea of him taking after me!
13:52What do you say we call this guy Snowbee?
13:55Ha!
13:55I like it!
13:56Snowbee it is then!
14:00Well, by the looks of it, he likes it too!
14:03Ha!
14:03Ha!
14:04Ha!
14:05Ha!
14:05Uh, it's so cute!
14:06Careful there!
14:07We're gonna have to rebuild the space!
14:11So, what should we do with him?
14:12I don't know, let's think!
14:14Huh?
14:16Eek!
14:17Seriously?
14:18You wanna play ice hockey?
14:20That's a great idea!
14:21But I don't even know how to skate!
14:23I'll look like a klutz out there!
14:25What do I do, Draimon?
14:26You mean, what am I gonna do?
14:29The Winter Walkers!
14:32These babies are good for all kinds of winter sports.
14:35For ice hockey, just press this button.
14:37You see?
14:38Whoa!
14:39Here.
14:40Yeah, but I still don't know how to skate.
14:42Don't worry.
14:42Just put those on and you'll be skating like a pro in no time.
14:46Awesome!
14:47You guys!
14:50I'm coming back to my nice warm igloo.
14:52Okay.
14:53Let's hit the ice!
14:54Stop hogging it, Sneetch!
14:56Pass it to me!
14:57Settle down.
14:58Wait for it.
14:59Wait for it.
15:00Think fast!
15:01For me, thanks.
15:02Huh?
15:03Nobie?
15:05You can skate.
15:06And so can your snowman.
15:10We got something!
15:12Woohoo!
15:14What the?
15:17Nobie and Snowbie, you guys are amazing!
15:19Yeah, what can I say?
15:20We're both just naturally gifted.
15:27This will be great.
15:28Snowbie will have a whole bunch of friends to play with now.
15:30There's so much more we can do.
15:32Yeah!
15:33Try and skate out of this!
15:35Loser!
15:36Oh yeah, we'll take this!
15:42Oh man, this is just way too easy!
15:46Get him!
15:47Yeah!
15:49We're great!
15:50We're great!
15:51See you long kids later!
15:55Woohoo!
15:57Go big or go home!
16:00Nice!
16:01Look at that air!
16:06Awesome!
16:15Okay, I took the sticker bots off the little ones.
16:18Thanks, Sue.
16:19We had so much fun today, Snowbie.
16:21Thank you!
16:22You're the best little snow dude ever!
16:24Stop lollygagging you two!
16:26We're heading home now!
16:28Relax, dude!
16:30Well, see ya.
16:31You take care of yourself, Snowbie.
16:37What?
16:43I'm freezing my tushy off out here!
16:45Come on!
16:46I'm coming, I'm coming!
16:47What about the weed?
16:48Let's hit the road before it gets dark!
16:55That was super fun!
16:57I thought I don't know, this is the worst!
16:58Look at that!
16:59That was super fun!
16:59That was super fun!
16:59That was super fun!
16:59It was super fun!
17:11Oh, my God.
18:03I've been at the office for 20 hours, and I'm exhausted.
18:09I'm so tired, I didn't even see you.
18:11Sorry about that.
18:15Giant snow!
18:16Snow giant!
18:18You were at the office for hours today.
18:21What's wrong?
18:21Giant snow!
18:22Snow giant!
18:22Walking big as hell's coming to get us!
18:24It's just outside!
18:25I saw it!
18:26It moves!
18:26A giant snowman that can walk?
18:28Really?
18:29I know it sounds crazy, but I saw it!
18:32Honey, I think you've just been working too hard.
18:34Yes, but...
18:35You need to stop pushing yourself like this.
18:38I may be exhausted, but I know what I saw!
18:40Oh, hey, Sneetch.
18:42What?
18:43You saw a giant snowman, too?
18:47Where, Sneetch?
18:49Big, scary, snowy walking, looking in my window!
18:53But where?
18:53I don't see anything.
18:55Look at those things!
18:57Are those footprints?
18:59They're dynamis!
19:00Somebody help us!
19:02There's a huge snowy thing walking down the street!
19:06I just saw the exact same thing!
19:08Hold me!
19:08Let's check it out!
19:10Okay!
19:14I wonder what everyone's saying!
19:16It doesn't make any sense!
19:18What?
19:20You gotta be kidding me!
19:22Here, let me help you!
19:23Time for the Winter Walkers!
19:33Wait, that was Sue's voice!
19:34We're right behind you!
19:36Whoa!
19:37What is that?
19:42We're coming, Sue!
19:45This thing is massive!
19:49Put me down!
19:51You live so long!
19:58Whisker nips!
19:59What's that?
20:00Gotta find something fast!
20:01What do I got?
20:02I won't let go till you put Sue down!
20:04Perfect!
20:05The season selector!
20:07I'll set it to summer!
20:08What does it want?
20:10I have no idea!
20:11Come here!
20:12It's it!
20:17Hello!
20:18Noobie!
20:31Noobie!
20:33Huh?
20:34I'm fine!
20:35I'm fine, but what's happening?
20:39It's Snowbee!
20:41You're right!
20:42Hey, what are you doing here, Snowbee?
20:45Yes!
20:48I don't believe it!
20:50You came all this way to bring my hat back?
20:54No way!
20:55You really are the best snow dude ever!
20:57I gotta turn the season selector back to winter!
21:00Ugh!
21:18So that's what did it!
21:22Aw!
21:23Thanks, little man!
21:30I'll always remember you, Snowbee!
21:34Forever!
21:38Now, how did you get here?
21:40Oh, I've got this ship just to the piss!
21:43Next stop...
21:44Where are we?
21:45No idea!
21:46That is terrifying!
21:47Anywhere!
21:47Oh!
21:48Oh!
21:49Yes!
21:50Doctor Who, brand new, Saturday at 9 on Disney XD!
21:53No-
21:54No-
21:55...
22:04No-
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