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00:08I'm a super-sized, gizmo-eyed gadget cat from the future.
00:12I've been set back in time to take care of this guy.
00:16No, but he's a mess.
00:19And that's where I come in, to save the day with an amazing invention
00:23from my fourth dimensional secret gadget puzzle.
00:26But things never turn out as planned.
00:30Get ready, cause here we go again!
01:00It's not fair! Nah, it's just not fair!
01:02Why, Doraemon? Why?
01:04Maybe it's because you keep giving them reasons to be mad.
01:08Geez, I never thought about it like that.
01:11No, no, that's not it!
01:12I think everyone's just grumpy and they like to take it out on me!
01:15I've done absolutely nothing wrong!
01:19People stink.
01:21Everybody keeps blaming me, but it's not my fault!
01:24I can't deal with it anymore.
01:26I wish they'd all just chill out.
01:27It's unbelievable.
01:28Stop feeling sorry for yourself.
01:30Let's get out of here and do something fun.
01:32Let's see what's happening in the empty lot.
01:34No way, fat chance, buddy.
01:35I'm not leaving my room.
01:36I don't want anyone else getting angry at me.
01:38It's just way too stressful.
01:41Oh, this is ridiculous.
01:43Here, let's try this.
01:47That chill out stick!
01:49Oh, cool. It's a tic-tac-toe stick.
01:51No, it's even better.
01:53What do you see this guy in action?
01:54Let's try it on my mom.
01:56Yeah, that's perfect.
01:57Huh?
01:58What have you guys been up to?
02:00We were hanging out.
02:01I was reading, minding my own business.
02:03Then Noby started talking trash.
02:05Huh?
02:06What do you mean he was talking trash?
02:07He said your meatloaf tastes like rhinoceros toes.
02:11Whoa!
02:12No, no, no, no, no.
02:14What did he say?
02:15She's going to kill me.
02:16That's the last straw.
02:19Chill out.
02:20Just chill out, Mom.
02:23Uh, what?
02:27I'm going to make meatloaf.
02:31Oh, my gosh.
02:33That's the coolest thing ever.
02:34It sure is.
02:35And now you won't have to be afraid of people getting mad at you anymore.
02:38Press it against someone's mouth, say chill out, and voila.
02:41They're no longer angry.
02:45I still don't believe it.
02:47I mean, I don't get how this crazy thing actually works.
02:50What if Doraemon was just pulling my leg?
02:52Huh?
02:55Uh-oh.
02:56It's Big G, and he's got his angry face on.
03:00Hey, Big G, cool shirt you got there.
03:03You making fun of my shirt?
03:04Uh, no.
03:06I'm out of here!
03:08You're going to be sorry, punk.
03:10My cam cam gave me the shirt for my birthday.
03:13Get back here!
03:15You think you can go around making fun of people?
03:17Somebody needs to teach you a lesson, like me.
03:20Come here, you little...
03:21Chew out! Chew out!
03:22Please, please, chew out!
03:28That's weird.
03:29What happened?
03:32I want Fro-Yo.
03:36This thing is amazing.
03:38It literally just saved my life.
03:40Awesome!
03:41I could be the neighborhood hero.
03:43All I'd have to do is follow Big G around
03:45and save everyone from his wrath.
03:47People would love me.
03:59Unless you're cruising for a bruise
04:01and stop falling!
04:02Chew out!
04:04Do they have hot dog flavored Fro-Yo?
04:13What's up, fellas?
04:15I was just looking for a new comic book.
04:18Thanks, guys!
04:19We haven't even finished reading it yet!
04:21Yeah, give it back!
04:23What's mine is mine,
04:24and what's yours is also mine!
04:27Chill out, bud.
04:28Chill out!
04:30What?
04:33Why am I chilling out
04:34when I don't want to chill out?
04:36I believe this is yours.
04:37Wow, thanks!
04:38Yeah, you're like a superhero.
04:40Oh, stop!
04:41Hero, maybe, but not superhero.
04:50Oh, hey, Sue!
04:52Huh?
04:52Hey, what's up, Nobee?
04:54Oh, nothing much.
04:55Just saving the neighborhood from Big G.
04:57No offense,
04:57but I don't think that's possible.
04:59Maybe not to you,
04:59but I got this.
05:00I know how to turn that crazed lunatic
05:02into a gentle giant.
05:04Really?
05:08You don't think this is a bit dangerous?
05:10I mean, it's Big G we're talking about.
05:12Trust me, I know exactly what I'm doing here.
05:15You're breathing so loud,
05:16I can't even hear myself think.
05:18It's giving me a headache.
05:19It's so annoying.
05:20I'm sorry, Hanomitu.
05:22I just don't know how else to breathe.
05:24You better find a way,
05:26and it better be in the next five seconds.
05:28Chill out, bud.
05:29Chill out.
05:31I'm still so angry,
05:32I don't understand my brain.
05:34Dude.
05:36What just happened?
05:37How on earth did you do that?
05:39I can't believe it.
05:39That was amazing.
05:40You just saved Sneet's life.
05:42Oh, stop it.
05:43It was nothing, really.
05:46Hey, it's because of this thing, isn't it?
05:48Hey, that's mine.
05:49Give it back.
05:50Chill out, chill out.
05:52Okay, I'm chill.
05:56Yes, I'm going to have so much fun with this thing.
06:00Guys?
06:03Hey, bubble butt.
06:05Yeah, I'm talking to you.
06:07What did you just call me, Dweeb?
06:09I think you heard me, bubble butt.
06:12It's not my fault I was born this way.
06:15Chill out, chill out.
06:18Freaky.
06:23Chill out, chill out.
06:26It's not the weirdest day, I can't believe it.
06:30You're so dumb.
06:31Chill out, chill out.
06:36That's it.
06:37Chill out, chill out.
06:38I can't believe it.
06:40One more.
06:40Blah!
06:42What?
06:43Don't you know with great power comes great responsibility?
06:46What's wrong?
06:47We're stopping Big G from getting angry.
06:49It's not the end of the world.
06:50It's better for everyone involved.
06:52Anger doesn't work like that, Nobi.
06:54It doesn't just simply disappear.
06:55That gadget forces people to swallow their anger and hold it deep down inside their gut.
07:00I have no idea what any of that means.
07:03Listen carefully.
07:04Everyone gets angry.
07:05That's just a part of life.
07:06But normally, they release it immediately.
07:08That's the healthy thing to do.
07:10But you've prevented that release.
07:12You've made Big G swallow his anger over and over again.
07:16Big G's like a volcano right now.
07:18His anger is the lava.
07:20Pretty soon, it will be too much for him to contain.
07:23And when that happens, there's going to be a massive volcano corruption.
07:49Don't you see his face?
07:50Oh, I saw it.
07:51I told you this would happen.
07:52What are we going to do?
07:54We've got to get him somewhere where we can't hurt anybody.
07:56when he finally blows.
07:58And just how are we going to do that?
08:06Hey, what's up, Big G?
08:08You look calm right now.
08:11Don't be looking calm.
08:13Say, we should go hang out in that empty lot down the street, Dumbagy.
08:17Why do we have to go to the empty lot?
08:19You guys aren't trying to trick me, are you?
08:21What?
08:22No, not us.
08:23The talent show's getting close.
08:25Gotta get your singing chops off.
08:27I mean, you could sing here if you wanted, but the acoustics in the empty lot are way better.
08:32Right, Novi?
08:33Aren't the acoustics way better there, huh?
08:34Oh, yeah, singing here wouldn't do your voice justice.
08:38The lot is much better.
08:39Well, if you insist, I could use some practice.
08:45Come on, keep coming.
08:47That's it.
08:48Gotta find the right spot.
08:49Easy does it.
08:51No rush here.
08:52Almost there.
08:53Good.
08:54We're not home free yet.
08:56He's still wired to blow in the slightest bump and set him off.
08:59Yeah.
09:01Yeah.
09:08So angry.
09:12You didn't really want to hear me sing, did you?
09:15This was your plan the whole time, wasn't it?
09:17That rock came out of nowhere.
09:18We're dying to hear your angelic voice, I swear.
09:20All right.
09:21I guess.
09:22Stupid rock.
09:24Let's do this.
09:26Why are you guys hiding?
09:27Nothing.
09:28Nothing.
09:29You can't speak without a microphone.
09:31He's singing voice haunts my dreams.
09:33I'm going to start crying and he's going to explode for sure.
09:36What?
09:36Then why on earth did you ask him to stay for us?
09:39I panicked.
09:40I didn't know what else to say.
09:43Yeah, what are we going to do?
09:44What are we going to do?
09:45Come on, there's going to be some gadget in here.
09:47Oh, my God, you.
09:48The Magnify Ray.
09:49Sleep Sucker.
09:50Moon Maker Orchestra.
09:52Translation Gummy.
09:53Aha.
09:54The Yummy Bun Unplugged Yesterday.
09:56Are you kidding me?
09:57How the heck is a Yummy Bun going to save us?
10:01There you are.
10:02I've been looking everywhere for you, Big D.
10:05Time for a little fun.
10:10What's up, you tone-deaf gorilla?
10:16He's going to blow!
10:18He's going to blow!
10:20He's going to blow!
10:23He's going to blow!
10:24He's going to blow!
10:26He's going to blow!
10:26He's going to blow!
10:27He's going to blow!
10:29He's going to blow!
10:29He's going to blow!
10:29He's going to blow!
10:30He's going to blow!
10:31He's going to blow!
10:32He's going to blow!
10:33He's going to blow!
10:34He's going to blow!
10:41He's going to blow!
10:45Ch-ch-ch-chill, chill.
10:49W-w-w-what?
10:51W-w-what happened?
10:52Chill, chill, chill.
10:55Huh?
11:00Chill out.
11:01Well, better snitch than us.
11:08Man, I'm getting hungry.
11:11Yep.
11:12You know what?
11:13I think I'm gonna treat myself to a great big serving of Froyo.
11:16Well, why don't you buy us some, too?
11:18Yeah, why don't you share for once?
11:20Okay, I'll share with you the secret to free Froyo for life.
11:28Really? You saw another UFO?
11:30Yep.
11:31Please, come in.
11:32You can tell me all about it over a big bowl of Froyo.
11:36Hmm, Froyo!
11:37What kind of aliens did you see?
11:38Man!
11:39Hmm.
11:40I figured I saw it around 8.30.
11:42Got it.
11:438.30.
11:44That's, of course, in the evening, right?
11:45Hmm.
11:46Of course.
11:47And it had three orange lights.
11:49And where exactly did you see the vessel?
11:51It was right around the corner from the vacant lot.
11:54On a northwest to southeast trajectory.
11:56The next time, try to take some notes on its altitude and speed.
12:00It's such a shame you didn't get a picture this time either.
12:04You might want to consider carrying a camera around with you.
12:06Great idea! I'm totally on that.
12:09If you can manage to get a good photo, I'll give you cash for it.
12:12Nice!
12:14Good luck!
12:16He's way into UFOs.
12:18When did you see a UFO?
12:19Yeah, were there real aliens flying yet?
12:21You dopes!
12:22I never saw a UFO!
12:23I totally played that guy!
12:25Huh?
12:25It's so easy with him.
12:26I just tell him I saw some aliens and he plies me with goodies to hear the details.
12:30Nice!
12:31I'll tell him the same thing and see what treats I get.
12:34Hmm.
12:36Hmm.
12:37Those guys can be such dirty rats sometimes.
12:40I agree.
12:41Low down, dirty rats!
12:42I'm glad you and I see eye to eye on this one.
12:44But I have to admit it's a brilliant idea!
12:47What?
12:47Let's get him a picture, pronto!
12:50You can't be serious.
12:51I don't want to trick that guy with some bogus photo.
12:53Who said anything about a bogus photo?
12:55I want to take a real picture of a UFO.
12:57You know where to find real life space people?
13:00Have I told you lately how awesome you are?
13:02Okay then.
13:03I guess Mars would be the best place for this.
13:05You mean they've got UFOs flying around Mars?
13:07No, no, no.
13:08We gotta create all that first.
13:10So you do plan on making a bogus photo?
13:12How can the photo be bogus?
13:14I'm gonna make sure it's made by real Martians.
13:17Seriously, Martians?
13:17Do those guys really exist?
13:20Not yet.
13:21We're gonna have to make those too.
13:23And we're back to this being bogus.
13:24Just hear me out, will ya?
13:26Look!
13:27Hmm?
13:28Mars has both air and water on it, although not very much.
13:31And near the polar camp, there's a little bit of plant life.
13:35So we just gotta aim this baby at that plant life.
13:39Yee-haw!
13:40Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!
13:43We just turn the dial here to its highest setting, aim it at the plant life,
13:47and then a billion years of evolution will occur in just ten days.
13:50That little patch of plant life will evolve into Martians.
13:54And we can monitor and control their evolution right here on this display.
13:58We'll be making UFOs in no time!
14:01We'll get the beam closer to Mars with this rocket!
14:10You gonna stand there with your mouth gaping or watch a civilization unfold?
14:14Oh yeah, the monitor!
14:15It's traveling almost at the speed of light, so it should get there pretty soon.
14:19There it is!
14:21Okie dokie, closing in.
14:24And time to land.
14:26That looks like a pretty good spot.
14:32Reverse test!
14:35A successful soft landing!
14:37Way to go!
14:38Now we just gotta wait ten days and then you'll get your picture of a real live UFO!
14:42So cool!
14:45Ok, are you ready?
14:46Oh yeah!
14:52How's it coming?
14:54Come here and check it out!
14:56Man, that place looks pretty bleak.
14:58You see that reddish mossy stuff there?
15:01That's the plant life I was talking about!
15:03Oh, it looks like it's moving!
15:06Yeah, it's starting to take shape and grow something sorta like muscle.
15:09It's beginning stages stuff.
15:11Right now it's just reacting to the sun and the elements around it.
15:14That's amazing!
15:16So what happens next?
15:17Well, I wanna pick up the pace, so I'm thinking I'll have the rocket hit it with super hot air.
15:21But that'll kill it!
15:23Not all of it.
15:24Some will wither away.
15:25But the strongest ones will move around and search for water and a new species will be born.
15:29And that'll be the real beginning of life on Mars!
15:36We should start seeing the Martians take some sort of shape right about now!
15:39There it is!
15:41The spot where I sent the hot air!
15:42But now nothing's there!
15:44Did the plant life all dry up?
15:48Whoa!
15:49I think I just saw something move!
15:51Let's zoom in on it and see!
15:55Mikey!
15:57It's like a walking mushroom!
16:01It's a mushroom!
16:07They're existing by eating other plant life!
16:10They formed a little tribe and are surviving by joining forces!
16:14A primitive society has been born on Mars!
16:16Let's see those little walking mushroom dudes will be making some flying saucers and be headed straight for Earth!
16:22Look!
16:22They've started making, like, little villages and stuff!
16:25Yeah!
16:26They've made their own fields and are learning how to cultivate the food they need to survive!
16:32Hmm...
16:32I'm not saying that I don't believe you, but that looks more like a toy than the real thing!
16:37Yeah, you're right!
16:39I'll try and take a realer-looking fake picture next time!
16:42Shhh!
16:43Man, these guys are really making progress!
16:45Yep!
16:46Their population is increasing, and they're beginning to create large-scale buildings and infrastructures!
16:51We're getting so close!
16:56Look in that window there!
16:58Looks like a Martian dad with his kid!
17:00Yeah!
17:01Looks like they're pointing to the stars and saying something!
17:04Oh, I really wish I knew what those two were saying!
17:07I should have sent a microphone there, too!
17:09Noby, it's time for you to get to bed!
17:11Okay!
17:13All right, dear! It's getting late! You should be getting to bed now!
17:16Okay, Mom!
17:18I'm telling you, Dad, I know for sure they exist!
17:20You really think Earth has intelligent life forms on it?
17:23I do! And you know what else? They're gonna attack Mars! I read it in this book called Space Wars!
17:28Well, son, that's just a story. I wouldn't lose sleep over it.
17:32Trust me, the only intelligent life is here on Mars!
17:34Someday I'm gonna build my very own space rocket! And when I do, I'll go to Earth myself!
17:40If you want to do that, you'll have to study hard and do well in school!
17:43Now sleep tight, son!
17:46I'm home!
17:48What's the UFO update?
17:49We do not have liftoff yet!
17:51They've had ten whole days to evolve from Sludge and still no UFO? I'm getting...
17:57Hey, I know! Let's watch some real TV to help take our mind off of the waiting!
18:01Okay, sure!
18:02Hey, we can watch the real aliens of Area 51!
18:05We are about to leave behind new footprints in the history of Mushroomity!
18:11This marvelously memorable moment is getting closer with every second!
18:16We are ready, sir!
18:17Good luck, pilot!
18:19This is a major milestone!
18:21Mushroom kind is about to take its first steps into space!
18:32Could Earthlings truly exist? That answer will soon be revealed!
18:38We are closing in on Earth now! We'll soon be entering its atmosphere!
18:52It's a metropolis! There is civilization on Earth!
18:58The noise level is deafening! This is far from a tranquil place!
19:04And the air is extremely polluted!
19:06Dumped!
19:07Dumped!
19:09Dumped!
19:11Dumped!
19:11Dumped!
19:13Dumped!
19:13Dumped!
19:15Dumped!
19:16Okay, let's observe the Earthlings in their natural environment!
19:23Dumped!
19:24Okay, team equation! Let's add this space trash up!
19:27We will subtract!
19:28Multiply!
19:29Divide!
19:29And cocker!
19:30To protect the peace of Earth!
19:39Oh, yeah! Don't you dare mess with the green multiple again!
19:43Oh, did you see that?
19:47They're barbaric!
19:48Earthlings are nothing but a bunch of savages!
19:51Come on, green multiple!
19:53I think the plant was my thing!
19:56It's far too dangerous for me to stay on this planet.
19:59I must go back to Mars and warn them of this place!
20:03Ugh, what the?
20:04Did this little thing just hit me?
20:08It's nothing but a cheap trinket.
20:10I bet they're using this gimmick to make their phony photos.
20:13I'll teach them to make a fool out of me!
20:18Hey, look! It's a UFO!
20:20Yes!
20:21You did it, man!
20:23I don't believe it!
20:24We finally got the real thing! We screwed!
20:27Are you telling us the Earth is full of crazed, unruly giants?
20:30They could invade Mars at any second!
20:33We can't live in peace near such a barbaric planet!
20:37We have no choice!
20:38We have to move to another planet far away!
20:46Hey, look!
20:47A whole group of UFOs is taking off!
20:49Finally! They'll be coming to visit us on Earth!
20:52Now I've just got to get a picture!
20:53Over there?
20:54Okay, UFO people, where are you?
20:55Maybe this way!
20:56How about there?
20:57This way?
20:58Uh-huh.
21:05They're not coming.
21:07Yeah.
21:13And now the Martian city is crumbling to ruins before our eyes.
21:18Hmm.
21:18This one's really real!
21:20I'm not lying this time! I just have a dishonest face!
21:23I don't believe you!
21:24I won't get duped by you boys again!
21:26But I'm telling you, we really saw it!
21:28What do I have to do to make you believe me?
21:30Start an intergalactic war?
21:33Those Earthlings...
21:34It's sad they haven't evolved beyond fungus.
21:39Let's go play hero!
21:40Yeah!
21:41Disney XD's got your favorite Marvel heroes!
21:43Hulk smash!
21:45Avengers, assemble!
21:46Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man!
21:48All in one place!
21:50Ah!
21:51Hey!
21:51Watch the Marvel Universe every Sunday morning!
21:54And I'll do my hero fang!
21:55Oh boy.
21:55All this and an epic team-up on a new Marvel's Hulk and the Agents of Smash!
21:59That'll leave you hungry for more!
22:02The Chili Burgers are worth it!
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