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00:09After the Islamic Revolution of 1979, there was a huge migration.
00:16A lot of Iranians packed up and fled to many countries, but the number one place is right
00:23here in L.A.
00:25We have a beautiful culture, and it's truly a melting pot of both worlds.
00:32Growing up in Beverly Hills was amazing, but now that I'm older, the valley offers us
00:38the exact slower pace that we crave.
00:42So hell yeah, let's go, bitch.
00:45A lot has changed.
00:47I'm a mom now.
00:49I'm not naked.
00:50No, you're not going naked into a pool, bro.
00:54I've made a lot of new friends out here, and I feel like I've got some old friends.
01:00Lift the boobs.
01:02They're way low.
01:04Reza, Golnesa, and I are in a really good place.
01:09It took a very long time to get here.
01:12You're talking about me.
01:13I was talking.
01:15You're chiming in all the f***ing time.
01:17It's going to be your f***ing business.
01:19Go back to your stupid husband.
01:20Oh, hold on.
01:22Watch your baby, bitch.
01:23What are you doing here?
01:24F***ing.
01:25I haven't seen your kid.
01:26He's breaking bread with you in a house that I've never visited.
01:30We made stupid mistakes, but we mended fences.
01:35I needed it more than you know.
01:38We've built the trust back, and the fact that the three of us are back together makes me
01:44so f***ing happy.
01:47The Persian community in the valley is very tight-knit.
01:50Hi, babe.
01:51Hi.
01:51I met everyone through Golnesa.
01:53Golnesa, I met her 14 years ago.
01:55What in the actual f***?
01:57You can't stay f*** for your whole life.
02:00I agree.
02:00I've known Reza for a while, started on social.
02:03I met Emre and Natasha through Greg and Tanning.
02:07I met Skye at my cousin's birthday.
02:10I've tripled on various to eat a rose.
02:13Put it in your mouth and go like this.
02:15The Persian community is full of love.
02:19Maybe I'll suck the first knock.
02:21That's what you said.
02:22Maybe I'll suck the first cock.
02:24What?
02:25And the Persian community of the valley is full of drama.
02:29Oh, my God.
02:30Oh, my God.
02:30It's f***ing hard.
02:32People know each other's business.
02:35I don't like to talk about my problem in front of people.
02:38I was totally disrespected by everybody on that table.
02:41It's in our blood to judge.
02:43She's Tanning's friend.
02:44I don't f***ing know the f*** yet.
02:45Oh, boy.
02:46Everyone knows what you're doing, what car you're driving, what you're wearing, if you're
02:51having financial problems.
02:52There was some weird girl texting at 2 a.m.
02:55You cannot teach an old monkey a new trick.
02:58It's old dogs, Mommy.
02:59No, no, no.
03:00It's a monkey.
03:01You're not f***ing happy.
03:03There is a door.
03:04It's right f***ing there.
03:05It feels like they're beneath you, but they are.
03:10Tanning is not a girl that I would mess with.
03:13If this friendship is over, I am honestly done.
03:16F***ing get your...
03:20I will drop you like the napkins that I clean my nose with.
03:25Get out of my face.
03:26You raised your f***ing voice to me!
03:27I'm wearing YSL shoes.
03:30Can we be civilized?
03:51Homework time.
03:52You stamp, and then I'll sign, okay?
03:54Give me the tea.
03:56Okay, this one.
03:57This is Chinese chicken salad.
03:59Do you want me to put it in a bowl and toss it?
04:01Like, present it, yes?
04:03Ready to eat?
04:08From the last time that I was on television, I got back into real estate, but not just back
04:14into real estate, I joined the agency.
04:17Working for Mauricio, really big deal for me.
04:20Be careful not to put too much.
04:22No.
04:23Like in there.
04:23Ooh, that's a lot.
04:25But I'm also, like, prioritizing wellness.
04:28Get plastic surgery if you want it.
04:30I just did.
04:31I got a neck lift and a breast reduction.
04:34My boobs are like weeds.
04:35They grow and they grow.
04:37I'm looking forward to the next thing I'll get done.
04:40Uh, I don't know.
04:41Probably a tummy tuck.
04:44You have terrible handwriting, buddy.
04:46Oh, man.
04:46That was brutal.
04:48That was brutal.
04:49Come on, Shams.
04:51No.
04:51Mom, you're in the shower.
04:53I'll wash it out.
04:54What's happened?
04:55He said.
04:56No, no, that's okay.
04:57That's okay.
04:58She sure.
04:58Be careful.
04:59Your head.
05:00Come here.
05:01Moose, come here.
05:01Are you just mocking me again, dude?
05:03What's the matter with you?
05:04What are you doing?
05:05We've been married seven years.
05:06I've never seen a smile like yours.
05:08Like Superman, it brings me to my knees.
05:11Sometimes it feels like 700.
05:13Um, in the best way.
05:17Mom, we're doing date nights.
05:19You know now that Shams is older.
05:21And Tommy's New Year's resolution has 17 date nights in 2025.
05:27Yeah, and we've done three.
05:29When you have kids, we stop prioritizing that romantic, whimsical thing.
05:34Just, like, stay at home and peg out and, like, fall asleep in front of the TV.
05:38It's very Al Bundy of him.
05:40I know you love grandma food.
05:43The carbs that kill me, that's when I'm a fat ass.
05:46Fat ass.
05:47And I also don't want to be Peggy Bundy.
05:49I will not stick around for that.
05:54You can go play.
05:58Come on, bubba.
05:58He's just going to do his own thing.
06:00Huh?
06:01Let him play.
06:02Okay?
06:02Let's be honest.
06:04Nobody can do it the way that I do it.
06:06I am a mom now to a son, Elijah, that is five years old.
06:12I have to have a child, and I'll do whatever it takes.
06:15I have a lot of hormones in me right now because of this IVF journey.
06:21Guess who's knocked up?
06:26And I somehow collected two divorces under my belt.
06:33I like a relationship, and then I get over it.
06:36I am so happy to be single.
06:39Did you see any other house today?
06:41Raza has been showing me houses, and we're still looking.
06:44He's been helping me out.
06:46This reminds me.
06:47Every friend I had, their parents' house, looked exactly like this.
06:51Well, welcome to the valley.
06:53Yeah.
06:54This is four bedroom, four bath.
06:57Do you have a dining room table?
06:58I don't think so.
07:00Okay.
07:01That's...
07:01Exactly.
07:02A lot of clothes.
07:03I have to move out of my place because my landlord wants to move back in.
07:07How many bedrooms?
07:09Besides that I'm in now, the amount of bedrooms I have now.
07:11You got the mansion for your wardrobe.
07:13So that's not the reality.
07:16Some of your credit is not that good to get it.
07:19Because my parents always have helped me financially.
07:22I've never had a job in my life.
07:24You know, Shaz was my first paycheck from anyone.
07:27But my parents are getting older.
07:29We need to be saving all that money up.
07:31So I need to hustle.
07:33Adult life sucks.
07:34I got to make some money so I can spend the money, not spend Papa's money.
07:39Eli can spend Papa's money, not you.
07:42When you get a little older, you get a little bolder.
07:47And you don't really care what the people got to say, do you?
07:50Did you fill up the fountain, my love?
07:52Yeah.
07:53Okay, thank you.
07:53Do you have scissors out here, my love?
07:55I think I have a pair of clippers right there.
07:58Oh, this thing looks like he's ready to go.
08:01Procreate.
08:02Yep.
08:03So once you go ahead, rush the haters like this old dust brush.
08:06Life right after reality TV was very difficult.
08:09Why are you dressed like you're going to a Halloween party later?
08:14This is my farming outfit.
08:15I was literally walking around like a zombie.
08:19Like, if I'm not a Shaw, who am I?
08:22But once I adjusted back to normal life, things were great.
08:26Why do white people love overalls?
08:29It's comfortable.
08:30You should try it.
08:31They're easy to take off.
08:33You know, stuff happens, comes up, rip it off.
08:38Adam and I have been married for 10 years.
08:41Long years.
08:4210.
08:43Flew by.
08:43That's insane.
08:46Do you feel, like, good about the decision that we didn't have kids?
08:50Or are you going to feel like you want kids?
08:52I don't think I could be around a kid 24-7.
08:55Plus, I'm 51.
08:57I feel great other than my sciatica pain.
09:00Adam has definitely calmed me down.
09:02He's just like, do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
09:05You know, Oklahoma.
09:07His dad's in the military.
09:08Basically, he's saying that I'm not dramatic.
09:11A bitch has been known to be a bitch-o-matic.
09:14F*** you people!
09:16You f***ing people!
09:18You f***ing people!
09:20You're funny!
09:22I did have a big fear that I would be, like, a 75-year-old queen with, like, a feather
09:29boa and a cigarette holder, driving around West Hollywood, talking about, like, my heyday and s***.
09:36So, I feel like, thank God, that didn't turn out to be my story.
09:41You're welcome.
09:47I was holding my hand out to be held.
09:49I mean, you're a little far away from my... your hand to be held.
10:04How many times have you wiped the counter?
10:06Because you guys are putting your sticky little fingers all over the counter, and I don't like it.
10:12Oh, what about the homework?
10:13It's boring.
10:15Hello, everybody!
10:16Daddy!
10:17Hello, guys.
10:18I want a baguette.
10:19Can I have a baguette?
10:20You're good.
10:22How was your day?
10:24Good.
10:28I met him when I was 27, and I was working in a restaurant.
10:32I was going to college.
10:33We did homeworks together.
10:35Because 20 years young...
10:37No, I'm not 20.
10:3818 years younger than you.
10:40I'm only 18 years younger than you.
10:41I am 19 years younger than you.
10:45Age-wise.
10:48Mentality?
10:48Thank you so much.
10:50Definitely, I'm older.
10:51For sure.
10:52I'm 105, for sure.
10:54Are you going anywhere tomorrow?
10:55So, tomorrow, yeah.
10:57We're going to...
10:58We're going to a party, remember?
11:01Baby, we don't do that.
11:03You know that.
11:05I didn't want to get married.
11:06He didn't want to get married, either.
11:08This is 17 years after.
11:12We have twins, 10 years old, girl and a boy.
11:16Parenting styles are very different.
11:18Very different.
11:19She is more restrict.
11:22I'm a bit more...
11:23Loosey-goosey.
11:25You guys are going to have a very salty...
11:27Stop it, then.
11:29I think he needs a little bit more salt.
11:31For me, it's never enough.
11:33I'm not trying to be conceited, but I know what you really want.
11:37My life makes you envy me.
11:41Wow, look at this backyard.
11:43Isn't this great?
11:44Want to put the tabbouleh over there?
11:46We're going to put all the foods here.
11:48Oh, my God, this is so heavy.
11:49Oh, my God, it's too small.
11:55Eli is turning five years old, and I absolutely just cannot believe it.
12:00I don't even know how he became five years old.
12:03What?
12:03What happened?
12:04You want to change your diaper now?
12:05Eli definitely has some demands for his fifth birthday.
12:08He wants to swim.
12:09So I have been looking for Airbnbs, and I finally found one, which I think will be perfect.
12:17I remember when I turned five.
12:18Five is like a whole hand.
12:19It's a whole hand, so it needs to be a whole big deal.
12:24It's fine.
12:25It's fine.
12:26It's going to be fine.
12:26Everything's going to be fine.
12:28There's so much...
12:30Balloons, balloons.
12:32Do you know how to blow?
12:32Gee, Art.
12:34Persian gatherings are wild.
12:39We love partying and having a great time.
12:42Cheers!
12:44Persians do it on another level.
12:47Oh, I have to tell you guys something.
12:50I saw Tannen recently.
12:52Are you ready for the party?
12:54No.
12:58Tannen is my girl girl.
13:00Like, I met Tannen a long time ago.
13:02I was at her bachelorette party in Miami.
13:05Tannen does a lot of amazing parties all the time, and Skye is always there.
13:11I don't know what's going on with Skye.
13:13What do you mean?
13:14You think it's bad juju on her that she's had my ring for a year?
13:18The last time you told me, I texted her, and you didn't get your ring?
13:21No, she still hasn't given it to me.
13:23She's like, I thought you had it back by now.
13:25I was like, no.
13:26I had a ring at that time that a couple of the diamonds had fallen out.
13:31So, of course, I'm going to ask Skye, the jeweler, to fix it.
13:35I have asked for it every month for the last nine months.
13:39She calls herself a jeweler because she needs to check her credentials, or maybe I should have.
13:44If that was my fault.
13:47Do you think she's going to bring it today?
13:48If she doesn't bring it today, yeah, it's like, Seema or God.
13:53Yeah, that's bad.
13:58Let's do this.
14:00All right, and I have to shave.
14:03She's going to shave.
14:04The only time you see these rogue hairs is when you're in the car.
14:08Okay.
14:09With the daylight.
14:10Oh, my God.
14:11You're like a werewolf.
14:12You can't be out in the daylight.
14:13And it's always these, like, four inches.
14:14The list can start coming out.
14:19That's the Persian.
14:20All of a sudden, the Persian werewolf.
14:22Yeah, tell Daddy to stop making fun of him.
14:24That's a Persian werewolf.
14:25So, you're going to come after work?
14:27No, I'm not coming.
14:29I hope you guys have a good time.
14:30I don't do the birthday parties.
14:32I'm good.
14:33My wife will always try and get me to come to things.
14:36But when you bring Reza into the equation,
14:39I do not hang out with people that I don't like.
14:43When my son was born, Reza wasn't there.
14:45Adam wasn't there.
14:46Gigi wasn't there.
14:47I made vows to you to protect you and keep you safe.
14:51You know what I'm saying?
14:52When you were in that hospital bed,
14:53I couldn't do s***.
14:56You know what I'm saying?
14:56I couldn't do anything.
14:58You know Reza 30 years, dude,
15:00and he left you to rot in the hospital.
15:02He knew with his severity.
15:04He knew how bad it was.
15:06That's why it's not easy for me just to turn the page.
15:09It's not.
15:11I'm braced for the shade that people are going to say.
15:15Why doesn't her husband ever come out
15:18and why is she doing, like, what's going on in their marriage
15:20or what's going on with him?
15:23I've already covered this with all the people involved.
15:25I know.
15:25We're not going to be guilt-tripped into these things.
15:27You're not being guilt-tripped.
15:28Every time we do something.
15:29I just want my marriage to be protected.
15:31And my marriage is fine.
15:37Coming up...
15:38The mortgage on a house that I have to buy
15:41is not what I can afford.
15:42I can wear a shirt.
15:43I can shimmy.
15:44It is kind of, like, low-class tonight.
15:47You've been a topic tonight.
15:49Oh, God.
15:50It's about your house hunts.
15:51Who says that to someone who just walked in?
15:54Why would you do that?
16:08Incoming.
16:09Hi, there, John.
16:11Beautiful star.
16:12My parents are bringing him right now.
16:16Oh, number five is the one that emptied?
16:18The best one?
16:19Yeah.
16:19Son of a bitch.
16:20Shove him a bitch.
16:22All right.
16:24Hey, Mom.
16:25Woo!
16:26It's my birthday, boy.
16:29Baby, don't let me go.
16:30You got me guessing all night.
16:32You're the one that I want.
16:33Made my love so much so I better lock you up.
16:35Hi, baby.
16:36You look beautiful.
16:37I love the curls.
16:38Bro, should I let him go?
16:41I know.
16:42Boom.
16:43Woo!
16:43The beat don't lie.
16:44The beat don't lie.
16:46Oh, my, my, my, my, my, my.
16:47Do you know the feelings on the dance floor?
16:50What?
16:51I saw her and I was like, what?
16:53All right.
16:53Woo!
16:55Woo!
16:55Woo!
16:56Woo!
16:56Woo!
16:56We have school for Eli.
16:58The first person I saw was Natasha, this gorgeous, stunning woman.
17:03And I'm like, I just need to be friends with her.
17:05I don't care if she's the biggest bitch in the world.
17:07And then she ends up being an angel.
17:09Three amazing children.
17:10And I know I scored a new bestie.
17:13Merced, where's Tommy?
17:15Tommy actually just dropped me off.
17:17Is he going to come back?
17:18He will come and pick me up.
17:20When are we going to start drinking?
17:22When?
17:22The beat don't lie, yeah, the beat don't lie.
17:25Oh, my, my, my, my, yeah.
17:28Eli, are you having fun, baby?
17:30Yes!
17:30Yeah, that's all that matters.
17:32I want to have jewels like Vida June.
17:35Miss, why are you sleeping?
17:37Vida shows up looking fly every time.
17:42Nothing's going to hold her back, honey.
17:43She is still the extra, the brash.
17:48She's dripping, and it's like, va-voom, va-vida.
17:51She has a watch.
17:53Someone was asking her the time, and she's like,
17:56I was embarrassed to tell what time it was,
17:58because my watch has so many diamonds on it.
18:01No, really?
18:01She's saying it was too much.
18:04So it was too, too much.
18:05Yeah, too, too much.
18:07Did you bring Golnesa's ring?
18:08No.
18:09Oh, boy.
18:10That good thing that you've mentioned.
18:13I told you to bring it today.
18:15Let me just call Z.
18:16Yeah, please do that.
18:17I know Golnesa through Tannin.
18:20We are very different.
18:22We're not close.
18:22So it was a big favor for me to just fix that ring.
18:27I don't do repair.
18:28You know, I do design a fine jewelry, very expensive.
18:32My time was much more expensive than her ring.
18:35So his driver's coming 100%.
18:37Of course.
18:38I have not toasted once with you to my five years.
18:41I toast to you teaching me how to do it,
18:44being one step ahead.
18:44Oh, come here.
18:46No.
18:46No, yes.
18:47Come here, come here, come here.
18:48I love you.
18:49Your tits are so small now.
18:51Usually we'd be out here hugging.
18:52That's right.
18:53Now we're like this.
18:54Oh.
19:02What is the chest situation?
19:04He's asking me, do I shave my legs?
19:06I'm like, no.
19:06I have a lot of chest.
19:08I'm thinking of shaving my chest for the party.
19:10I'm like, it's a five-year-old party.
19:13Who's the more affectionate one?
19:15Me.
19:15No way.
19:16Way more.
19:17I thought it's Adam.
19:18Not at all.
19:19I need Adam to be more affectionate.
19:22Like, I want to love on him constantly.
19:24I can't keep my hands off of him.
19:25Yeah, that's not my jam.
19:27Do you think you need to work on that?
19:28Or are you good with the way it is?
19:30I think everything is fine.
19:32Yeah, yeah.
19:34What if I ask Greg?
19:35I think he would like it to be more affectionate.
19:38Yeah.
19:42Generally, in marriage, it's good to marry your best friend.
19:45Greg is my adopted child.
19:49You're going to dice these up for me, right?
19:51Yes.
19:52I need my space, though.
19:54You're going to do it.
19:54You got it.
19:55Wherever you are, I won't be.
19:57I love with actions only.
19:59With my friends and my husband.
20:01I'm not, like, I'm my boyfriend.
20:05And so it's, like, it's kind of, like, that's how my brother Greg.
20:09We've been together 10 years and married six years.
20:13Six.
20:13We started off pretty rocky.
20:15Greg was definitely a player.
20:17Like, a Hollywood, bottle of service, girls.
20:21Did you bring the ladies up to the valley?
20:22Of course he brought the ladies to the valley.
20:24Did you?
20:25I didn't have to do much convincing, to be honest.
20:27Oh, God.
20:28Okay.
20:28You're a dime piece.
20:30I would be worried that people had eyes on you.
20:33Honestly, I'm so grumpy.
20:34Nobody wants to talk to me anyway.
20:36It's fine.
20:36That's good for Greg.
20:37Yes, it is.
20:38I'm not approachable.
20:40That's good for Greg.
20:43Let's feed the kids.
20:44Yeah, okay.
20:45We deliver.
20:46Peyton's eating meat.
20:47He's going to get bigger than you.
20:49Mmm, he's getting big.
20:50Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.
20:57Oh, my wrist.
21:01As I'm sliding it on, I can see there's something off.
21:05It looks like she scraped some gold
21:08off these little teapots and just shoved it into my ring
21:13and made those yellow diamonds.
21:15Yeah, those stones were up that she put in that ring.
21:18Are you kidding me?
21:23You guys ready for birthday cake?
21:43You want to turn on the sun machine?
21:46Shoo!
21:49What are you doing here?
21:50What's the bedtime, dude?
21:51No, we're supposed to go eat.
21:53I'll tell you what, guys, if you can make the basket,
21:55we could stay up here.
21:56Otherwise, we've got to go downstairs.
21:57Who wants to do it?
21:58Me!
21:58Oh, good job.
22:01Life is great.
22:02Shoot it.
22:05Me and Amir met at our mutual friend's dentist's office.
22:08My friend said, hey, I hired this girl
22:11and showed me a picture of her.
22:12And I was like, holy , my tooth hurts.
22:15We always talk about this, how it was, like, perfect timing,
22:17because I was like, the next guy I meet, I want to,
22:20he's, like, going to be my husband.
22:22I still have the, like, post-it that he wrote his number on.
22:25Best decision, getting my teeth cleaned.
22:28Ah!
22:29Mommy!
22:30What happened?
22:31Get back in.
22:32Everybody relax.
22:33All right?
22:34That's like way too much energy.
22:36Having three kids under five, it's exhausting.
22:40Do you want more kids?
22:41No.
22:41Are you sure?
22:42Yeah.
22:42What if you change your mind?
22:44No, I will not.
22:45Good work up there.
22:46I just want my body back.
22:50I just want to be, like, confident.
22:52Once I get these done, then I'll be really confident.
22:56We could watch a movie.
22:58All right.
22:58Let's do it.
22:59Mommy!
23:00No.
23:00Not a lie.
23:06Lookin' so good, I'm fancy.
23:08A bad girl, but I keep it classy.
23:11Dripped her head and toe flashy.
23:13I bring that here.
23:14Robin McKay is here.
23:16Hello.
23:17How are you?
23:19Hi.
23:19How are you?
23:20Good, how are you?
23:21Hi there.
23:21Hi.
23:22Good.
23:23Love the blue.
23:24Hello.
23:24How are you guys?
23:26Are you guys coming to lunch?
23:27No.
23:28We're gonna stay.
23:29Yeah.
23:29Okay.
23:30So you guys can hang out with Maral June and Maria in the back.
23:34Sky and I have been inseparable for about five years.
23:37We've become best friends and we say sisters.
23:43We love to party and we love to have fun.
23:47We've traveled all over.
23:50Fun dinners, drinks, dancing.
23:54I hold my liquor so much better than her.
23:57It's actually not very sunny today.
23:59It's pretty chilly.
24:04Hello.
24:05We're just checking in.
24:06Under it's Hannah.
24:08But more than being hungry, I'm so thirsty.
24:11You just want wine, you weirdo.
24:13I just want glass of wine.
24:20Cheers, babe.
24:21Cheers, babe.
24:22Cheers, babe.
24:25So good.
24:25We need to actually plan another trip immediately.
24:28Where are we going next?
24:30Girls' trip, we could do New York.
24:32Aspen, we need to, next year, go at least four times.
24:36Yeah, for sure.
24:37I would love to do that.
24:38Thank you so much.
24:40How are things going with bombshell in general?
24:43Good.
24:44After 17 years of being married, nobody care anymore.
24:50I never wanted to get married, but when I met him,
24:53because he was older, he was very mature.
24:56He's very loving.
24:57He loves me so much.
24:59I know that.
24:59I love him, too.
25:01Like, how many years did it take for you to be, you know,
25:03over the honeymoon phase?
25:05I don't know.
25:06Six months?
25:08What?
25:09And then what?
25:11Good and normal life.
25:13He has a strong personality.
25:14I have a strong personality.
25:16It's very hard to come to the conclusion,
25:18because nobody wants to admit who is wrong.
25:21But at the end of the day, we love each other.
25:24We have an amazing kids, and we have an amazing family,
25:27and we're doing our best.
25:29I think it's very similar for me.
25:31Right?
25:32And mine is not 17 years.
25:34But you guys have been together for so many years.
25:3710 years.
25:39You're getting there.
25:40Like, for me, it's just more like, I mean,
25:42I have my own room and all those things.
25:45Is that lovely to have your own place?
25:48I've had my room for a very long time.
25:51But then I realized I can sleep a lot better
25:55without Greg being next to me.
25:57You know it's like I did the same thing.
25:59Yeah, but I can't sleep.
25:59I took over the guest room.
26:01Oh, you are in separate rooms?
26:03You never told me that.
26:04He sleeps in the middle of the bed, breathing into my hair
26:09and my face, and snores.
26:13Is he OK with you being in separate beds?
26:15Not really.
26:16One, one, two.
26:18Then I am there.
26:20Did I get for anything?
26:26Best excuse ever.
26:44What?
26:45What's up?
26:46What's up, baby?
26:47Hey, no jumping.
26:47No jumping.
26:48Oh, my God.
26:49What's up, dude?
26:50How are you?
26:53Oh, no.
26:54No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
26:54Why?
26:55No, I have big dogs.
26:57What's up, man?
26:57It's OK.
26:57You're good.
26:58How are you?
26:59They're already riled up.
27:00I miss you.
27:01What's going on?
27:02You happy to have a boys' bed?
27:03Boys' bed?
27:06It's so cold.
27:07It wasn't like this in the valley.
27:10Hey, boys.
27:12Cheers.
27:12Thank you for having us, Greg.
27:14Hi, babe.
27:15Hi.
27:16How are you?
27:17I'm good.
27:17How are you?
27:18Good.
27:19Guys, it is time for you to chill out.
27:25You guys, what are the girls doing right now?
27:27Good question.
27:28They're having a girls' night.
27:29They are?
27:30Yeah.
27:32Hi.
27:32How was the traffic?
27:34I thought it was fine, this one.
27:36Not that I'm upset, but just next time,
27:39it would be nice if it was, like, a little bit closer,
27:42more like the valley.
27:43Maybe I'll meet you guys for after a drink.
27:48We used to live in Bel Air.
27:51And then when the pandemic happened,
27:52we moved to the valley.
27:54But there's so many reasons about the valley I don't like.
27:57I'm not crazy about the food.
27:59It's really hot.
28:00And it's far.
28:01Every morning, every afternoon, midday,
28:04there is traffic.
28:05It's just not my style.
28:06But some people are not as picky as I am.
28:09I'm just going to drink Jack Daniels meat.
28:12I don't know if I would call Skye a snob.
28:14I would just say insecure.
28:18It's Bel Air.
28:19It's Beverly Hills.
28:20She needs that zip code.
28:22Like, a crackhead needs a pipe.
28:25Brandino.
28:26Oh.
28:27Lovely.
28:28The thing about when you have children, for me,
28:31is that I lost my womanhood in a way,
28:34and I was, like, completely detached
28:36from the sexy, seductive baby mama.
28:42Just to make you feel better, I don't have any babies,
28:44and none of the sexy, seductive thing is happening.
28:48So you're fine.
28:49I think for us, even though we don't have kids,
28:52we've been trying for so long.
28:54So it becomes a chore.
28:55We've done IVF, surrogacy, all of that.
28:58It just hasn't worked out.
29:00But I work as a COO of a tech company.
29:03I can't really compare it to motherhood
29:04and what kind of time that takes,
29:06but my job definitely has replaced that.
29:09I think my other issue was I met Skye.
29:11Him and I used to travel all the time together,
29:14and since she came into the picture,
29:15she's become my wife.
29:17Oh, my God.
29:18This is, like, such a boring day.
29:20Here we go.
29:22I get less boring.
29:25What about your wives be traveling together?
29:28What the do they do?
29:30They have a great time.
29:32Too bad Greg and Bumsy aren't gay,
29:35because Skye and Tiny vibe more with one another
29:39than they do with their husbands.
29:41The reason why she's been going without me
29:43is because I've been broke.
29:44Your wife is paid as how you broke.
29:47You're married.
29:48No, that's her money.
29:49Let her do her thing.
29:50Stop.
29:50Why?
29:51He's broke.
29:52I'm broke?
29:53You go to Paris.
29:54I'll stay here.
29:57Can you please find me a place right now?
29:59Because I'm actually desperate.
30:00What?
30:00I don't have any credit to buy anything,
30:02and I've never been a buyer.
30:04The mortgage on a house that I have to buy
30:06is not what I can afford.
30:07You know, I can wear a shirt.
30:09I can shimmy.
30:10I can suck a dick.
30:11No, I can't suck dicks, actually.
30:13I'm more of a starfish.
30:14But I can do things.
30:16For a big house, I will do things.
30:19We're not 15 years old, 16 years old, that we're like,
30:22oh, okay, so let's just get, you know, wasted and drunk.
30:25And it is kind of, like, low class to me.
30:28Oh.
30:29Oh, .
30:30Woo!
30:31All right.
30:32What's our next thing that we have to look forward to?
30:35Friday.
30:36Everyone is invited, except for Tony.
30:38Except me.
30:39You and Greg are going to be in Mexico?
30:41I'm going to be in Pago for a wedding.
30:43Bring your husband.
30:44We're going to have Persian food, some drinks.
30:47No kids, right?
30:48No kids.
30:49Friday!
30:51Cheers!
30:52I can't wait to see.
30:54You guys have a great surprise.
30:58I want someone that's more like me.
31:00I don't have, like, a hundred percent preference of, like, I want her to be a hundred percent Persian.
31:05Were you, like, looking for, uh, not a wifey is not the right word.
31:08You were married before, right?
31:09Yeah.
31:10My first wife, um, she passed away, and, and she was young.
31:16She had cancer.
31:17Uh, it was, just came out of nowhere.
31:21It's a big part of who I am.
31:23It's difficult because you don't want to talk about it.
31:26But I also don't want to be, like, pitied or looked at differently because of it.
31:34At the time, when we found out that she was sick, we were trying to do IVF.
31:38So we, she starts doing the chemo.
31:40We go to the hospital, stay there for four days.
31:42She's just, like, she was so brave, you know?
31:47And, um, sorry.
31:49It's just, like, all rushing back to me.
31:51Yeah, yeah.
31:52She's like, yeah, I spoke to the doctor.
31:54I told him I'm in some pain, but he thinks it might be working.
31:56And, like, she's planning a birthday because her birthday and my birthday are the same.
32:00And my birthday is on the 14th of October.
32:02Hers is the 20th.
32:03And then October 11th, she passed away.
32:06So sorry.
32:07Yeah.
32:08It's just the, the finality of it was overwhelming.
32:12I remember it so vividly.
32:15Every day, just waking up, like, I can't believe this is real.
32:22Her passing changed me a lot.
32:24Uh, even now with Natasha, there's definitely a lot of anxiety.
32:29A lot of pressure.
32:30I'm scared for the kids when they get cold, when they get sick.
32:34Like, how, how serious is this?
32:37So we go to the doctor a lot.
32:39But it provides a peace of mind for me that I need.
32:45How long were you married with your first wife?
32:48We were together since 2009.
32:50We got married in 2014 and she passed in 2016.
32:53How soon after?
32:55Before I met Natasha?
32:56Yeah.
32:56I'd say, like, a couple years.
32:58She always would say, you're not, you're not the one that has cancer.
33:01I do.
33:01You know?
33:02And she was like, I want you to, I want you to move on and I want you to have
33:07a good life.
33:08She was a good person, man.
33:09She was a great person.
33:10Yeah.
33:10Yeah.
33:11I, um, you're going to meet somebody.
33:14You're going to have, you know, I, you know what I believe is that she's probably your angel that set
33:18you up in the family.
33:19100%.
33:19You've got a soft landing, bro.
33:20That's why you met Natasha.
33:22Because I definitely found the lottery.
33:25At the same time, taking on, like, working and helping the kids and being there for Natasha and doing that
33:32stuff is possible because I know what real work and real pain feels like.
33:38You know?
33:40Yeah.
33:42Everything that's coming in my life is because of her.
33:44So I was like, I'm not going to take this life for granted, you know?
34:03What was that house release?
34:05God, I need a house.
34:11This is nuts.
34:12It's not even rush hour.
34:14Don't people work?
34:20What are you wearing for the wedding?
34:21That black dress you were seeing?
34:23Yeah.
34:23What's the weather?
34:24I think it's like 70s in Cabo.
34:26When was the last time we had a couples trip?
34:29I don't know.
34:29You keep leaving me with the sky and everyone else.
34:32I have no idea.
34:32I know.
34:33This is a little uncomfortable for me.
34:43Hello.
34:44Hello.
34:45I so wasn't expecting you to look gorgeous.
34:47Yes.
34:48Did you just get back from the Daytona 500?
34:50I know.
34:51I did.
34:52Did you have to see if I won or not?
34:54Oh, my God.
34:55Natasha is so perfect.
34:56It is the most annoying thing ever.
34:58She's, oh, okay.
35:00One time she had left something in my car.
35:02Natasha comes to the gate and it was like 7 o'clock in the morning and she was flawless.
35:08And I was like, I feel so much less connected to you right now.
35:11I think I need to go.
35:13Oh, my God.
35:13Let me see your hand.
35:14Oh, you look so cute and pretty and natural.
35:17No, I just wanted to see.
35:18You know, I just came back from drop off.
35:20I have this thing lately where I've just been like, my face has been like scrunched in little
35:25ball of stress.
35:28And I think it's too much mom bubble.
35:30And if I feel that way, you've got to feel that way.
35:32Yeah, I was like, that's my entire life.
35:35You're done.
35:35You've said many times.
35:37100%.
35:37I bet you when Cece is six that you will be pregnant.
35:42What?
35:43No, absolutely not.
35:44Yeah.
35:45No, I'm done.
35:46I met Amir and Natasha through Golnesa.
35:49Our boys are the same age.
35:51Natasha and I, our drop offs are sometimes synchronized where we might bump into each other while on
35:59the phone with each other.
36:00God, I love them.
36:01I f***ing love them.
36:03Honestly, it's like the valley is the small town life.
36:06The difference between you and Amir is that you're both a lot more chill.
36:10Like with me and Tommy, we have to make sure we don't destroy each other so that when we
36:14want to circle back five or ten years from now that we're not going to be like, oh, I f***ing
36:18hate you.
36:18I'll never forgive you for that s***.
36:20I wish Tommy would come around more.
36:22Is everything okay with like everyone in him?
36:26Tommy and Reza had a really big falling out.
36:29What we all went through was like friendship tsunami just ended everything.
36:35I just wish that the past never happened.
36:44I broke the print.
36:46I want there to break his legs.
36:48He's lost.
36:49They haven't seen each other.
36:51They haven't talked to each other.
36:52They've just completely left it.
36:54And I'm in the middle.
36:56I feel like that six year old girl who witnessed the very last biggest fight before their parents got a
37:02divorce.
37:03I pray for us and everyone that, you know, it just moves forward peacefully.
37:08And like, I don't like it.
37:30Hi, may I get two extra icy almond milk lattes, please?
37:35And your name?
37:36Reza, R-E-Z-A.
37:38And your outfit?
37:42Hi, hi, hi, hi.
37:44What's up?
37:46Oh my God, look at this dog.
37:47This place is so cute.
37:49Isn't it?
37:49I brought this for you.
37:51What is it?
37:51My tabbouleh.
37:52Oh, the tabbouleh.
37:54I'm surprised you guys didn't eat it all over here.
37:56God, I died for his tabbouleh.
37:57I died for this tabbouleh.
37:58This one always has tabbouleh on him like a Werther's original.
38:04Reza?
38:07Is that you?
38:08Yeah.
38:08Yeah.
38:08I'll go get it.
38:09No, it's Reza.
38:10There's no re in Reza.
38:12Mm, those look good.
38:14So, the realtor texted me last night that Gigi's not approved.
38:19They wanted you as a tenant.
38:20But when they saw your bank statement and your credit report, that's when things went left.
38:26I would be remiss if I didn't have a big brother conversation with you.
38:30It's very Middle Eastern to talk about finances.
38:33What you're supposed to do with your money.
38:35It's just, it's an immigrant thing.
38:38And now that I'm the age of my parents, when they were drilling that shit into me, I look out
38:44for my girl.
38:45You spend money like...
38:48I'm not spending so much money.
38:49There's my son's tuition.
38:51I help you.
38:51Okay.
38:52I spend money on weed.
38:55Every two days, I buy an ounce.
38:58Yeah, I might spend like $3,000 or $4,000 a month on weed.
39:01So what?
39:02If I did not spend this much on weed, this world would not be a safe place.
39:06I want you to scale back on $8,500 or $9,000 a month in rent.
39:14Gonesa needs to grow up a little more because she's had a dad that's bankrolled her life forever.
39:19Just over the whole bank account situation and whatnot.
39:24I'll figure it out, what my dad can do.
39:26That poor man has the weight of the world on his shoulders.
39:30And there's a point where you need to have a plan.
39:34What are you going to do?
39:35Are you going to sell your hoo-ha?
39:36I want you to spend much less.
39:42I'm tired of talking about my move.
39:46I don't understand.
39:46Your bank stays and looks like shit.
39:49Your credit looks like shit.
39:51I'm not saying anything other than what you said to me.
39:53I know, but it's a bit much.
39:54It's just, let's get over it.
39:56I'm not trying to get over it.
39:57I'm just saying...
39:57No, it's literally, I don't know what else...
39:59I don't know how to...
40:01Yeah.
40:01I don't...
40:01This is so lame.
40:21You okay, Baba?
40:22How are you feeling?
40:24My other chef is coming in like 25 minutes.
40:27Perfect.
40:28Okay.
40:28What time is everyone coming?
40:29eight. What I love about being Persian and the Persian culture is the hospitality. You know,
40:34there's a lot of that tarof, as we call it, and obviously the food is incredible, so it's nice to
40:40kind of bring everybody in to the house and have it be that culture together. Oh, no shoes, sorry.
40:46No shoes, go back. I should have told you for that. This is a lot. Nice. I know. Yeah. It's
40:51all new.
40:51Is everything, like, good? Yeah, I mean, she got, like, she's doing the decor. What color are you
40:57doing? Roman, please stop. Um, it's a Persian party, so black. Black.
41:08Honestly, you look better than I've ever seen you. Thank you. Who's going to this extravaganza,
41:14babe? Um, Colmessa, me, you. I'm not going. How cute am I? You look great. You say, now beat it.
41:27Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. You got this, lady. Woo! All eyes around me. They love how I
41:37talk,
41:37how I'm chasing after green. All eyes around me.
41:43How excited are you? I'm very excited. Persian themed, Persian people, Persian food. Like,
41:51I'm getting my fill.
41:52Like I'm going to a Persian gas station
41:54and filling up.
41:59Too much stuff to carry.
42:02Sorry, I feel like I'm going to
42:03my pants, quite frankly.
42:06Okay.
42:09Give me a kiss.
42:10Have fun, kid.
42:12Don't drink too much.
42:14I'm going to now.
42:19Hi, what are you doing?
42:21Oh, Miss Sexy.
42:23Thank you so much.
42:24Tommy didn't help me, so that's why I'm a little flustered.
42:27I'm taking out my shoes.
42:29Okay.
42:30Hello.
42:36Hi, gorgeous.
42:39I'm going to meet my friends.
42:41Okay.
42:42And I have a friend
42:43that I want to introduce to.
42:46He's really cool.
42:48He's Reza Jax.
42:49He's really, really nice.
42:50For a Persian night,
42:53we're setting you up with a girl.
42:55I'm confident you're going to like the way she looks.
42:57And I would suggest you wear shoes
43:00that have some kind of heels.
43:03I don't know why.
43:04Is she tall?
43:05I'm just kidding.
43:06He's such an asshole.
43:08Hello.
43:09The door is open.
43:10Hi.
43:10Hi.
43:11Hello.
43:12Oh, my God.
43:12Oh, damn.
43:13Which part?
43:16Someone is showing off the good.
43:20About my taboo.
43:20Good to see you.
43:21I know.
43:22Thank you so much.
43:23Come in.
43:23I'm Reza.
43:24Sophia.
43:24Nice to meet you.
43:25Nice to meet you, Sophia.
43:33I don't like labels, but I'm definitely like a party.
43:38I'm a retiring party boy.
43:45A typical night would look like go to the bar, maybe,
43:48where I'm in my element,
43:50and then end up, you know, talking to a few girls.
43:53What's up?
43:55Late as usual.
43:56What happens after is none of your business.
43:59I went to Greg's house by accident.
44:02You went to Greg's house?
44:03Yeah.
44:03During COVID.
44:04I went all the way there.
44:05Dude.
44:05And then I was like, wait a minute.
44:07This is not, this is Greg's house.
44:08I'm going to give you booties.
44:09Okay, but I'm keeping them on.
44:11Yes, I know.
44:11That's what I'm saying.
44:12We have booties at our house.
44:13Nice haircut, dude.
44:14It looks good.
44:15She's here.
44:16She's having a drink.
44:17She's here?
44:17Oh, f***.
44:19This does not look as sexy.
44:21Hey, guys.
44:22Look who decided to join us.
44:24Hey!
44:27That's how I brought a gift.
44:32Did you get a haircut?
44:33I did.
44:34Looks good, man.
44:35Looks good.
44:35Hello.
44:36This is my friend Sophia.
44:37Hello.
44:38Sophia, this is Reza Jack.
44:39See you, too.
44:41Wow.
44:41I like the outfit.
44:42I did not expect you to arrive before me.
44:47Wow.
44:47Thank God she's not taller than me.
44:53I have my eyes on the prize.
44:59I wore my nicest shoes for you tonight.
45:02Wow.
45:03Gorgeous.
45:04Where is Gwesa?
45:07At girls' night, I was just actually talking to her about your one person, so maybe you don't
45:13need, like, 5,500 square feet.
45:15What did she actually tell you?
45:16I mean, honestly, I think that number one for her is to fix our credit.
45:21Because she already said she needs a co-signer.
45:24Amir, we need an attorney on deck.
45:27How fast is fixing credit?
45:29I don't think so, right?
45:30Uh, it could be, like, three to six month thing.
45:34I wonder who it is.
45:42No, no, no.
45:44Hi.
45:45Save the best for last.
45:46Why no?
45:47Because, uh, it's kind of, like, weird.
45:49She's walking in, and then now we're all talking about...
45:52You're usually here first.
45:53I know.
45:53I was like, something like...
45:55I know.
45:56Hi.
45:56Hi, darling.
45:58Handsome.
45:59Hi.
45:59Hi.
45:59How are you?
45:59Um, I have to tell you, you've been a topic tonight.
46:03Oh, God.
46:04It's about your house hunt.
46:06Can I get kissed before I get...
46:08Not at that bush.
46:10Who says that to someone who just walked in?
46:13Why would you do that?
46:15I just want you to know before it comes from anybody else that we've...
46:20And it's just about your home house hunt.
46:23Don't be upset at all.
46:26Where's my drink?
46:28I'm not sure the intention behind this, but, you know, if you guys are going to find ways
46:33to fix my problem, talk about that.
46:35Other than that, shut the f*** up.
46:37We were talking about your house hunting.
46:39But why?
46:42Because, I don't know, because you're looking.
46:44It's a good thing to know, so why?
46:46Because you're looking.
46:47Why was it brought up?
46:48Because you brought it up.
46:50I don't remember.
46:51Yeah, you do.
46:52You don't forget anything.
46:54Um, the elites have the decency to just go ahead and tell me, or else you couldn't...
46:58You didn't have to say s***.
47:09You've been a topic tonight.
47:11We were talking about your house hunting.
47:13But why?
47:14I don't know.
47:15Tell me, or else you couldn't...
47:16You didn't have to say s***.
47:17I'm sorry that I said anything.
47:20I just wanted to...
47:20No, don't be sorry for being transparent with me.
47:22I shouldn't be being talked about.
47:25No, we all talk about each other.
47:27I mind my own business.
47:29Okay.
47:30And yours.
47:33Colnesa and I are in a really good place, and I just felt like I needed to protect her
47:36because I don't want to be two-faced.
47:38It's really important that Colnesa knows that in this room, I have her back.
47:53Let's see.
47:54Let's see.
47:57Hell yeah, baby.
47:59Okay, everyone.
48:00Dinner time.
48:01Dinner is served.
48:03Oh, my gosh.
48:04This is amazing.
48:06Yeah, I should have had to make a few.
48:08That's it, Dad, not Claire.
48:10Cheers.
48:10Cheers, everyone.
48:11Stop it.
48:12Hats off to the host.
48:13Cheers.
48:14That's awesome.
48:15I love you.
48:15Love you.
48:16Love you.
48:16Thank you guys for having us.
48:18Thanks for joining us.
48:19I was hanging out with Skye, and she told me,
48:21Bumshut snores like a mother s***.
48:24I don't snore, man.
48:25Like a mother s***, she said.
48:27It's not that bad.
48:28What?
48:29I moved out.
48:31Because you wake up three times, and then you come back to bed like 40 minutes after,
48:36and then you literally throw yourself in the bed.
48:39It's like, who cares?
48:41I'm here.
48:42There's no reason for me to be married and live alone and sleeping in a...
48:48That's your problem.
48:49I have one bit of advice.
48:51Immediately get back in the same bedroom.
48:54Because if you're not sleeping in the same bedroom, it's a precursor to divorce.
49:05My group of friends are very important to me.
49:08They're just like family, and I worry about them.
49:12Everything is common knowledge in the Persian community.
49:16Your business is on blast.
49:18It's been that way for thousands of years.
49:20Who am I to change it?
49:22Would you say you have things that he deals with?
49:25I can't answer that.
49:26That's fine.
49:27Ask him.
49:28Go ahead.
49:32Answer.
49:37Can't cut that with a knife.
49:42F*** it.
49:44Oh, f*** it.
49:48People talking about other people's marriages.
49:53If you say anything that does not help the situation, why say it at all?
49:58Just be quiet.
49:59Do you want to sleep in separate rooms?
50:00Absolutely not.
50:05In the thought.
50:06Guys, just look at this.
50:07Yeah.
50:10Yeah.
50:11It seems like you're having so much fun over there.
50:15Why don't you just participate a little bit more?
50:17Sure.
50:18I like sleeping at home.
50:20Jandy talk.
50:21Yeah.
50:25I'm exhausted about the same conversation happening over and over and over again.
50:28If it's not about you and your bad credit, it's about...
50:31Oh, my God.
50:32Oh, my God.
50:35God.
50:36F*** that.
50:37The table is empty.
50:38That means that the conversation was so boring.
50:40It's like, I'm out of here.
50:45What's Tommy up to tonight?
50:48He's hanging out with his son.
50:51Are you having fun?
50:52Yeah.
50:53Are you sure?
50:54Yes.
50:55Oh.
50:56You mean that?
50:57I mean it.
50:57What's the deal with the house?
51:00What are we going to do?
51:01I just don't even want to talk about the house anymore.
51:03I love Golnessa, but, like, you're out of time.
51:07You need to move.
51:09You need to downsize.
51:10I see that it's eating you up inside.
51:12Let us help you.
51:13Let's deal with this.
51:15You guys can talk about it when I'm not around.
51:17I apologize for that.
51:25I'm going to go home.
51:27I'm done.
51:30Golnessa, in general, she's also very, like, hot-headed.
51:34Yeah, she's throwing grapes at me.
51:36She's like that.
51:39Okay.
51:43Don't let one mess that to you take you out of the zone.
51:46She's not walking away from us.
51:48She's walking away from her own problems.
51:53So stupid.
51:54It's time to grow up.
51:55Drama.
51:56We are not doing kindergarten over again.
52:00This is like MJ watched her go and let's go when she got here,
52:03and she's like, hi, just so you know,
52:05we were all talking about you before you got here.
52:07When someone comes to a dinner party,
52:10you don't tell them that.
52:14MJ, she's so f***ing annoying.
52:21This is totally my fault.
52:29This season on The Valley Persian Style.
52:32Find that length in his spine.
52:35Excellent.
52:37I ain't done yet, in fact, it's just begun.
52:40Where's the single man?
52:42Hey.
52:42These look good.
52:43Golnessa.
52:44Cheers.
52:44I love you.
52:45I love you.
52:45I'm going to stuff my big, fat face.
52:48Oh, yeah, diarrhea.
52:49Today's not the day.
52:50It's skate night.
52:51You go and play among yourself.
52:54Are you ready for this trip coming up, Palm Springs?
52:58What the hell is this?
52:59Let's go.
53:00Ha, ha, ha.
53:02Tia!
53:06My head.
53:07Oh, my God.
53:08What did I do?
53:10I just have a little surprise coming in.
53:12She's a medium.
53:13Do you understand a younger female?
53:15Sudden passing?
53:16Is this your wife?
53:19Do you think he's still in love with her?
53:21If you love somebody, you can take ownership.
53:25Shushu dan bae, love.
53:26The painful question.
53:28How much?
53:29$14.5?
53:31I'm going to ask Dennis for the moment.
53:33I haven't spoken to him since a week after we got married.
53:36Are you a boy?
53:37I'm a retired boy.
53:40I'm tired of talking about the same s***.
53:42Is Tommy open to being friends?
53:45She's not happy.
53:47Then she should get divorced.
53:48So tell me what brings you here today.
53:51Um.
53:54Last time that you came to my house, you were smoking weed.
53:58Ashkali.
53:59F*** her.
54:00I'm going to call the police.
54:01I'm being very serious.
54:02I'm not the one, not the two, not the three, not the four, bitch.
54:05You're getting hot?
54:06I'm not getting hot with you.
54:07Why are you guys heated?
54:08You guys never fight.
54:10This is Asiago, by the way.
54:12Ooh.
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