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00:28You
00:30It's me
00:32It's me
00:35Mommy
00:36I thought you were one of dad's students
00:38You smell like a
00:40Brewery
00:41I called you like a million times
00:43Where were you?
00:47I was here all night
00:51There is something very unseemly about a woman
00:53neglecting her only daughter
00:55so she can slobber over a married man
00:57who was in all probability just being nice
00:59I think I fucked a man
01:01in the train bathroom
01:03You think?
01:04No, I did
01:06What, willingly?
01:08Basically
01:10Sweetie, what is going on?
01:23It's fine, I wanted to
01:25Were you safe?
01:29Alexis
01:29Keep me out
01:35Such a buckle
01:47Weren't you staying the night?
01:49I, uh
01:50Wasn't feeling up to it
01:53Sid's upstairs
01:55She came home?
01:56She's a mess, John
01:57She thought I was one of your girlfriends
01:59She was blind drunk, she and Alexis have split up
02:02She's having a really hard time with all of this
02:05I'll talk to her
02:11Um, I bumped into Lynn and Steve at the Ramsdale
02:14What?
02:16Steve the president of a college?
02:18Mm-hmm
02:19The president and his wife saw you with your date
02:22at the most conspicuous bar in town?
02:24It's a hotel bar, I mean only tourists go there
02:26It's on Main Street
02:29She wanted a Cosmo
02:30I bent over backwards for you
02:32and you blow it because some 23 year old
02:34wanted to live out her sex in the city fantasy
02:36She's 28
02:38She's an elementary school teacher
02:40She's kind of a Charlotte, actually
02:42Oh, don't joke with me
02:43I wanted to stay in with you
02:44You told me to go
02:47Now I'm the one who's gonna suffer the most for it
02:49May I be alone
02:51Please
03:34Okay
03:34Oh my god
03:35Sorry
03:37I wanted to ask
03:38I'm applying to this
03:40The creative writing program at Brown
03:43Right
03:43And you need a letter of recommendation
03:46And yes, of course
03:47Oh, thank you
03:49Thank you
03:49I know you have so much going on right now
03:52Oh, oh no
03:53I'm happy to do it
03:54Which sample are you submitting?
03:56Either desk salad
03:57or the one about the evil babysitters
04:00Well, you know how much I love those evil babysitters
04:03No
04:04Hi
04:05Oh, hey
04:06See you soon
04:06Okay
04:08How do you like her class?
04:10Professor Tong's class
04:11Not a professor
04:12It's like the highlight of my week
04:14Like she's so down to earth
04:15but also so brilliant
04:17You know
04:18And I mean
04:19No one can compare to you
04:21Although I'm ecstatic to hear that
04:24Yes
04:24Where does it meet?
04:25But this time no adverbs
04:28Just try it
04:29She said
04:31Encouragingly
04:33I believe the best way to stop coveting your neighbor's husband is to make your neighbor your friend
04:43I'm hearing good things
04:45Oh, all lies I am sure
04:48Oh
04:49Man loves to check in on me
04:53Um
04:53I wanted to see if we could grab a coffee
04:56Fuck
04:57I wish I could
04:58But I have to go meet a student
05:00Uh
05:01Yeah
05:02These weekdays are such a blur
05:04Oh, maybe this weekend?
05:07I feel like an idiot
05:08But weekends are actually the worst right now
05:11Vlad needs weekends to write
05:13So it's
05:14A total childcare blackout for me
05:17Not in a fun way
05:18Well
05:19If Vlad needs to write
05:20Would you and Fi want to come over and swim in our pool this weekend?
05:24Oh, uh
05:26Wow
05:26Yeah, Fi
05:27Oh, I'm coming to see you
05:30Fi loves the water
05:31Well, maybe Sunday
05:32I'll grill
05:34I could make you a mocktail
05:36Yeah
05:38Yeah
05:38You're so kind to offer
05:39It's just we have so much to fucking do
05:42We haven't even fully unpacked so I can't find the towels
05:46Much less our swimsuits
05:49Well, why don't you think about it
05:52And
05:53God, I am so sorry
05:54But would you excuse me?
06:06White and sweet
06:07Thank you
06:08That's how you like it
06:12I guess you know the hearing is no longer being delayed
06:16Jesus Christ
06:17Lynn was upset
06:19So John can't be seen with anyone who's not his wife?
06:21I mean think about it David
06:22It is a little 1984-y
06:24Not really
06:25David's an Orwell scholar
06:27Lynn found it icky
06:29Icky?
06:30The hearing is going to happen this semester
06:34Thank you for your help
06:36My help
06:36In response to your blackmail over our old emails?
06:39Blackmail is a big word
06:42I did go back and re-read them
06:45You did?
06:46You did?
06:46They were
06:48Pretty fun
06:50I am fun
06:51But I got rid of them and I would appreciate it if you did the same
06:56I don't know mister
07:00I think it's a good idea to have something to hold over you so you don't misbehave
07:10I scrubbed my inbox of his emails ten years ago
07:16John?
07:17Can you call me?
07:18The hearing is up
07:19It's
07:20Oh!
07:21Huh
07:22Discovered her greatest departmental amenity
07:26I am not above the pods
07:28Oh
07:31So what's on the syllabus this week?
07:34Rebecca
07:36You familiar?
07:37Last night I dreamt I went to Manderley again
07:41Nice
07:43I love a gothic romance
07:44You know the fixation, the pining
07:48My wife always says that I have a thing for crazy girls
08:02Well, speaking of Cynthia, could you do me a favor?
08:06I invited her and me over to swim on Sunday
08:08Oh, but I think she's worried about imposing
08:11That's very nice
08:14Yeah, she finds socializing tricky these days
08:19You know, she's gotta keep it pretty tight
08:21Mmm, mmm, mmm
08:22Well, here's the thing
08:24It'll be the last warm weekend of the year
08:27And the water's perfect
08:28And we'll feed them
08:30And I think it'll be more nourishing than she expects
08:33Yeah, we'll be there
08:34No, no, sorry, I just invited her
08:40Oh, devastating
08:41Oh, no, no, sorry, it's just she said you needed time to write
08:44Please, I know when I'm not wanted
08:47Besides, you cannot get distracted
08:49The world is waiting for your next novel
08:51Yeah, I don't know about that
08:53Well, I am
08:54Thank you
08:55Yeah, I'll talk to her
08:57Wonderful, thank you
08:59Excuse me, oh, God, it's my daughter's partner
09:02I should take this
09:05She's a bisexual woman
09:09Great
09:10I'm very proud
09:14Alexis, hi
09:19Dad, you shouldn't be going in blind
09:21How am I supposed to prepare if I don't have access to the evidence?
09:24You don't?
09:24I sent you the report
09:25You should
09:25Yes, the report, but not the evidence they're using
09:29Sid, you have to understand, this whole thing is a kangaroo court
09:33Can you use the salad spinner?
09:35It ruins the structure
09:36It's a lot of paper towels
09:38Does this look right?
09:41The report is quite extensive
09:43Will you afford it to me?
09:44You don't need to be involved, honey
09:45You have enough going on
09:46I'm literally a lawyer
09:48May I ask why you're not at work?
09:50Uh, no, because I don't want to talk about that
09:53Secrets, yay, I love them, literally
09:55Pop
09:56Listen, we're having people over this weekend
09:59Who?
10:00Cynthia and her daughter to swim
10:01Who is she?
10:02She's a new professor
10:03No, she's not a professor
10:05Oh, be sure to tell her that
10:06How old's the daughter?
10:07Three, so cute, you'll love her
10:09Oh, no, I'm not going to be around
10:11You're going back to the city?
10:13No, I'm staying here indefinitely
10:14I just don't want to be around for a play date with a three-year-old
10:17You used to love being around kids
10:19Somehow my wonder dissipated after seeing a buttload of them at Alexa's friend's parties every single weekend
10:24Oh, sweetie
10:26That's right
10:27Excuse me
10:29Do you know what's going on with her?
10:32Yes, I do
10:47Who cares?
10:53Me likey
10:55You make the legs so high cut these days
10:58You know, it's been reported that Eva Longoria finally embraced the Brazilian wax because it gave her the ultimate orgasm
11:05What are you trying to say?
11:06Just an offering
11:09What story was said?
11:11She can tell you
11:12Why can't you?
11:13Because it's her business
11:15She'll tell you when she's ready
11:18Maybe I like your little pubes
11:20I don't want Sid involved in the hearing, do you understand?
11:23I understand
11:24And I agree
11:25You run the filter on the pool
11:27Oh
11:29I feel like we have other things to deal with rather than entertaining
11:33Cynthia is so interesting, I want to make a new friend
11:36Since when? You haven't made a friend since 1997
11:39Well, now I want to
11:41Why?
11:43It's like a mousy-ass woman married to a toxic man
11:46I can't relate at all
11:47Hell yeah
11:48I know this book is misogynist because every book written in 1938 was misogynist
11:53Even one written by a woman
11:55But can't we connect the universality of the story?
12:00Rebecca is about an all-consuming obsession
12:04It's a young woman fixating on her husband's dead wife who's named...
12:11Rebecca
12:12It's very relatable
12:14How?
12:15What? You've never Googled your lover's ex?
12:19Hmm?
12:20You've never spent time on their Instagram or whatever social media you use
12:26You've never compared yourself to her style, her body
12:30You've never fantasized about knowing about their relationship
12:35How they talk together, their private jokes
12:38How they, dare I say it, made love
12:42Well, that's what this story is about
12:44It's about the inescapable pull of your lover's lover
12:48I don't have a lover
12:50Well, learn, we're gonna have to change that
12:59Hi!
13:00Hi
13:26Aaron!
13:33You know, if Dad loses at the college, there could be a civil suit and that could affect you
13:38Oh my God
13:39There are 36 pages of forms for me to fill out for this dumb appointment
13:44I mean, why do they need to know if I have a history of mental illness?
13:47What are you getting done?
13:48I'm just getting waxed
13:50I thought you couldn't get waxed
13:51Well, they say it's a new kind, so let's hope for the best
13:57Oh, sweet pea
13:59Just a breakup
14:00I really fucked up
14:04I cheated
14:06On Alexis
14:07With the train man?
14:09No
14:10Ask Dad what happened
14:12You tell me
14:13No, because I don't want you judging me
14:15I promise
14:15I won't judge you
14:18No
14:19No
14:19I cheated on Alexis with an intern
14:23from work and then she got hired and it got messy so I left before anything could happen
14:27and I hated that job anyway and I can find a new one in two seconds so I just don't
14:31want to talk about it any further, okay?
14:32You quit your job?
14:34You're judging me!
14:35No, I'm not, I'm not
14:36That is such a lie
14:37No, okay, let's go, let's go
14:42You didn't know any of the people, Dad's students, right?
14:47Yes, fancy ladies?
14:49Not personally
14:50By sight at the most
14:53Okay, are you sure?
14:54Absolutely
14:55You didn't have any of them in your classes
14:59Never
15:25I had one of them in my classes
15:38Stop biting your nails
15:48I wanted to apologize for avoiding you
15:53I shouldn't have got so angry
15:55Hmm
15:56You kick my car and call me a bitch
16:01Sorry
16:02I was feeling desperate
16:05It's okay
16:06What did you want to say?
16:10Oh, um
16:12Well, yeah, I'm back, obviously
16:15Uh, now that everything has come out about John, I was just hoping you and I could, like, repair our
16:24relationship
16:29Fascinating
16:32Didn't you join the case?
16:35Yeah
16:37Yeah
16:37But that's what I wanted to tell you, that that has nothing to do with you
16:42Lila, that is exactly what I have been saying all along
16:46Are you still writing?
16:48Not really
16:50You should, I'm sorry things have been so hard
16:54Never feels good to be 29 and moving back in with your mom
16:56Mmm, I bet
16:59And it's like, how many times can I take her to get the edema fluid drained before she realizes it's
17:04her responsibility?
17:05Yeah
17:05She thinks that she's doing me some big favor by asking Trevor to move his bogus evasion in my bedroom
17:11I do care
17:11Lila, I hate to do this but I have to run
17:13I wish we could talk all day
17:15I'm so glad we connected
17:17And I'm so glad we're on the same page
17:20Yeah
17:22I wanted to say I'm sorry about what happened with John
17:26Thank you for saying that
17:28I...
17:31I appreciate you taking some responsibility for your actions
17:38I have to go
17:40Oh
17:47Beautiful
17:53Oh, stunning
17:55Huh
18:12You reach an age when if you come across a good towel, you don't let it slip away
18:18Do you sell these?
18:33There is great power in a hand delivered gift
18:38Hi, I just wanted to drop off a little house warming present
18:42Hi
18:42You don't have to talk to me, I can just hand it over and get on out of here
18:46Uh, I...
18:47I...
18:48Oh, um...
18:48This...
18:49This...
18:49Honey...
18:50Is from my bees
18:51Did you know that honey is as effective as cough syrup for young children?
18:57It's for Fi
18:59Oh...
19:00Oh my God
19:01That is so nice of you
19:03These are...
19:03These are gorgeous
19:05Sorry
19:07Um...
19:08Did Vlad give you our address?
19:10I got it from the contact sheet
19:12This is...
19:13This is temporary
19:13It's, um...
19:15It's kind of a shithole
19:16Oh, no, no
19:17It's not
19:18Don't come inside
19:20Uh, Fi is fine
19:21I just...
19:22I got...
19:23Paranoid
19:24Because...
19:25People are weird about colds
19:27And then I was like, what if they're offended?
19:28I'm very difficult to offend
19:30Me too
19:31No, um...
19:33God, I'm...
19:34I'm aware I'm being an asshole
19:36No, no
19:37Anyone who been through half of what you did would be twice the asshole
19:42What do you mean?
19:45I...
19:46Just...
19:46Moving...
19:48A young child...
19:50I...
19:52Um...
19:52I'll, uh...
19:54I'll, uh...
19:55I'll leave you alone
19:58Um...
20:00This may sound crazy, but I think we'd get along
20:03I...
20:05I do too
20:07Thank you so much for these
20:09Okay
20:11Bye
20:12Bye
20:33I wonder what domestic politics went into that text message
20:37So what's this about?
20:40It's about growing up in Florida with Russian immigrant parents
20:44So he's a naval gazer
20:45No, it's excellent
20:48I'm out
20:48Where are you going?
20:50I'm going to see my friend at Cornell
20:52I think I'm gonna stay tonight
20:53Oh
20:54What kind of friend?
20:55She's an expert in Title IX
20:57Sid, I'm serious, I don't want you involved
20:59I'm gonna take the Volvo
21:00Be careful
21:01Why'd you buy lettuce?
21:03I have a bumper crop
21:04Because I need it as a wrap
21:06I thought we were grilling
21:07The steak is grilled
21:09What are these for?
21:11A mocktail
21:11A mocktail?
21:14Ugh
21:15What's happening here?
21:17It's my stupid wax
21:19I'm inflamed
21:20It's fine
21:21It's what I deserve
21:24Why do you have this?
21:26You got mixed up in my mail
21:29Looks like a paycheck
21:30Yes, I will give it to her when she arrives
21:33Did you get rid of the deer netting?
21:35We're not hosting a wedding
21:36It's suburban
21:45Hey ho!
21:47Hi!
21:48Hi
21:50It's you!
21:51We don't go near the water unless Daddy's there, right?
21:54And stay away from the bees
21:56What bees?
21:57What, you don't keep bees?
21:59No
21:59Oh
22:01Is Cynthia not coming?
22:03She has a migraine
22:05So you'll have to make do with me
22:07Bee!
22:08Bee!
22:08I told you no running by the pool!
22:22of it
22:25Well I tried香rois
22:29Handicap
22:43Ha-a
22:45-a-a-a-a-a-a-y I-a
22:47-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a. Into the throttle
22:50And then um,
22:50uh, you know, I said yes 무언 in
22:50I need you. I need, I need, I need, I need, I need you.
23:00I need you. I need you.
23:04Come on, come on. I never said I wasn't gonna tell nobody.
23:11No, baby.
23:13You're very sexy, Vladimir.
23:17God. I know.
23:20Why do you come by this physique?
23:22Oh, that's invasive.
23:23It's a nice question.
23:24It's a lovely question. I don't know.
23:27What?
23:28Grappling wild beasts?
23:29As you do.
23:30Like wrestling bears.
23:31Exactly.
23:33I go to the gym.
23:35It's like the only thing that I do.
23:38I need the outlet.
23:40Well, it's a healthy outlet.
23:41It sure is.
23:43I'm a simple fellow.
23:44I lift, write, work, eat, fuck.
23:49You wasn't saying that.
23:51John.
23:52It's just a natural progression.
23:54No, but, you know, who are all those writers who had all that time for hobbies?
24:00Like Hemingway and his bullfights.
24:01Oh, Hemingway didn't do bedtime.
24:03That is true.
24:05He did miss out on that.
24:06Oh.
24:08Oh.
24:12I like your smile.
24:18He's just being nice.
24:23Here you are.
24:25Oh, thank you.
24:26And, cheers.
24:28Cheers.
24:31I have a confession.
24:33You do?
24:35Yeah.
24:37I haven't started reading your book yet.
24:40Oh.
24:44No problem.
24:49Hey.
24:50My wife seems to have come across a piece of Cynthia's mail.
24:56Oh.
24:57I meant to give it to you.
24:57I think it landed in my box by mistake.
24:59Ugh.
25:00Yeah.
25:01It's probably the only way she'll get it.
25:03Never known that woman to check a mailbox.
25:13I worry about her.
25:15You do?
25:17No, Cynthia was, uh, she was hospitalized after the suicide attempt.
25:22Oh.
25:23Yeah, for six months.
25:25She didn't have a mother, just a nanny and me.
25:32But you're together now.
25:35Yeah.
25:36And she's doing all right.
25:38Yeah, much better, thank God.
25:41Yeah.
25:45Cynthia doesn't have a migraine.
25:48Oh.
25:49Yeah, we had a fight.
25:50About me?
25:51Uh, no.
25:53No, I, uh, I did something bad.
25:58I'm being a jerk.
25:59Just forget I said anything.
26:01No, don't.
26:01No, no, no.
26:02What's that thing that people say?
26:04Um, marriage is hard.
26:08Divorce is hard.
26:10Choose your heart.
26:20Choose your heart.
26:22Choose your heart.
26:28Can I get rid of you?
26:29Of course.
26:31Of course.
26:32Oh, sorry.
26:42Here we are.
26:43Here we are.
26:46Here we are.
26:50Here we are.
26:51I'll see you out.
26:55Good night.
27:07You in love?
27:18Oh.
27:26Oh!
27:29Oh, eno.
27:31Oh, no.
27:34Oh!
27:36Oh!
27:38Oh!
27:39Oh!
27:41Oh!
27:41Oh!
27:42Oh!
27:42Oh!
27:42Oh!
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