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00:19What the fuck?
00:21What the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, you psycho, why the fuck am
00:27I'm going to die to a chair, what the fuck, oh god, oh, it's okay, it's okay, are you, how
00:35are you, how am I, how the fuck do you think I am, what did you do to me, Vlad,
00:42I'm sorry,
00:44we were, we were so drunk, and then you said that you might want to be dominated, just,
00:52just to try it, but then nothing happened, because I myself was so drunk, and then, you
00:56know, God, I passed out, and, and this whole thing is just a huge misunderstanding, and
01:01I'm going to get you out of here right now, okay, okay, okay, get you out right now, there
01:10we go, okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, did we, did we do anything, no, no, no, nothing happened,
01:23and I promise, oh god, I, I told you, um, I told you, oh god, this is really hard to
01:32say,
01:32but last night I told you that Cynthia and John are having an affair.
01:50Um, are you, are you sure, I caught them together, I'm so sorry, can I stay here tonight,
02:06fine.
02:17He slept in the guest room, I couldn't tell what he was thinking when we parted ways, so in
02:24the morning I left him a note, a number for car service, and I went to the store.
02:28before. Now it's on him to decide. It's his choice. He'll probably never speak to me again.
02:44Maybe he'll call the police. I wouldn't blame him. It was a mistake. People make mistakes
02:54and I made one.
03:21Hello?
03:24It's me. You okay? The door can stick. You better come around.
03:45I thought you'd left. I just went for a walk.
03:52How are you feeling? That was the best sleep I've had in three years.
04:02Would you like coffee? I'd love some.
04:11You, uh, dropped your phone in the toilet last night. I could put it in some rice or...
04:18a nice one, Vlad.
04:28Thanks.
04:36Is it not, not okay?
04:39It's the best coffee I've had in my entire life. I'm gonna do some journaling.
04:45Oh.
04:51He's still here.
04:54He's still here.
05:23Can I ask what your plan might be?
05:28Well...
05:28The way I see it...
05:31Cynthia got to run away.
05:32What?
05:33She left me with Fi.
05:35What? You mean when she tried to...
05:36Kill herself?
05:37Yes.
05:40You can't really call that room away.
05:42You know, she found something that I'd written about that day.
05:44And she made me throw it away.
05:47It was the first good thing I'd written since...
05:49Since my last book.
05:52Oh, she said it belonged to her.
05:57Right.
05:58And now she's fucking someone else.
06:01Sorry, but when she, um...
06:05You knew where she was.
06:07She doesn't know where you are.
06:08No, she kind of does.
06:11Basically.
06:12How?
06:15You told her.
06:19Yeah, you wrote her on my phone about needing time.
06:22What?
06:23I have my laptop with me.
06:27I saw the text messages on my computer.
06:30Yeah, you have a Wi-Fi next to the bed.
06:32Probably rentals, I guess.
06:34Oh, well, drunk.
06:35You must have, um, decided to...
06:37No, you wrote that.
06:39I didn't write that.
06:42I know I didn't.
06:45It's okay.
06:49It's interesting.
06:58Did you put something in my drink last night?
07:00I would never do something like that.
07:07I will leave you.
07:09Good, because I'm telling the truth.
07:16I'm gonna take out a boat.
07:39I'm gonna take out a boat.
07:40I'm gonna take out a boat.
07:40I'm gonna take out a boat.
07:46He wants to stay.
08:05Hello.
08:06You answered.
08:07How's it going?
08:08It's a fucking farce.
08:10They say it'll be done by tonight.
08:12Are you mad at me?
08:13You know, I was thinking about it.
08:15And, um, making my wife sit by my side
08:17during my Title IX hearing
08:20just didn't feel like us.
08:24Right.
08:24As long as you're fucking riddled with guilt.
08:27You gonna tell me where you are?
08:29No.
08:29They're starting back up.
08:31I gotta go.
08:32Is that Sid? Can I speak to her?
08:34You okay?
08:35Yeah, are you okay?
08:37Yeah.
08:39You're very impressive.
08:48Oh, the kayak tipped.
08:50Oh, but you all right?
08:52Yeah, I'm fine.
08:53I just need to get out of those wet clothes
08:54and into a dry martini.
08:57It's from The Simpsons.
09:01Um, there are some pants of John's in the dresser.
09:04You don't like me like this?
09:09D. H. Lawrence is great.
09:11You forget.
09:12You think he's gonna be nuts
09:13and then he's amazing.
09:15Oh, yes.
09:15The first line is something like,
09:17uh, ours is essentially a tragic age,
09:19so we refuse to take it tragically.
09:23Gosh, you're impressive.
09:24Oh, please.
09:25I just learned all those first lines
09:26so I can show off to boys like you.
09:28Oh, it's effective.
09:33Is that your new book?
09:35Oh.
09:37Oh.
09:38Yeah.
09:39Yes.
09:40Do you like it?
09:42It's the best work I've ever done,
09:44but I'm still trying to figure out an ending.
09:48Do you want to write together?
09:51No.
09:53I'll go get my computer.
09:54Uh, well, where are your clothes?
09:56I can wash them.
09:57Uh, they are on the porch.
10:02The jeans can't go in the dryer.
10:10It's okay.
10:14He made me feel dirty.
10:18I dropped out of school shortly after.
10:22Did you ever alert the school about what had transpired?
10:25No.
10:26Why not?
10:28I was ashamed of myself.
10:31I thought professors were gods.
10:35I was just a townie kid,
10:37and all I had was being good at school.
10:45I don't want to ruin anyone's life,
10:48but I was so vulnerable back then,
10:50and him doing that,
10:53it wasn't...
10:57kind.
11:06You were in his wife's class?
11:09Yes.
11:09What was the nature of your relationship with her?
11:21Honestly, I didn't know her that well.
11:25She was a good teacher.
11:56You don't have to look down.
11:58Nope.
12:03Did you ever have an affair with a student?
12:06No.
12:07Yes.
12:09But he was a grad student.
12:11He was in his late 20s,
12:14and I was in my early 30s.
12:17I was in my prime.
12:18Why are you still in your prime?
12:20Not in the same way.
12:21And he was, um...
12:23I was wild about him.
12:25Why?
12:26He made...
12:29the most incredible eye contact.
12:31Mm.
12:37Mm.
12:40Mm.
12:51Mm.
12:54All right.
12:55Mm.
13:00Mm, mm.
13:21you're so good in there honey thank you so now we just see what happens right uh lexus is on
13:29her
13:29way we're gonna head back to the city but they said it'd be any minute till we get the big
13:34old
13:35verdict you don't need me for that part that's it it's been so long since anybody's cooked for me
13:56that was um that was special i'm happy you enjoyed it today was productive i wrote 12 pages i'm so
14:06glad
14:07i i actually didn't write a word too distracted sure so how long do you think john and cynthia have
14:17been at it i really don't want to think about that
14:27so
14:56i need to tell you something
15:00i did something bad
15:06i didn't hand it my paper professor
15:11my trouble
15:16excuse me
15:37i i am i'm so sorry oh god don't be sorry please
15:44didn't you say that that's that's what we were gonna do last night i don't want to act out your
15:49high school fantasy of some pervy older woman i that that's not what i want i thought that's what
15:54you wanted i don't i want i want to do what you want well i want you to do what
15:58you want how do i
15:59make you happy
15:59please don't try to make me happy
16:01please don't try to make me happy
16:10god vlad did i make it all up
16:17what
16:19what
16:19oh i'm gonna i'm gonna go get ready for bed
16:27should i join you
16:28stop asking me questions
16:31stop asking me questions
16:57when i saw you at that faculty meeting i wanted to do this to you
17:09oh my god
17:11oh my god
17:14and when i came over that first time
17:17i wanted to do this
17:36i remember in the conference room that one day
17:37i wanted to do this
17:43i remember in the conference room that one day
17:48i wanted to do this
17:49i wanted to do this
17:50oh god
17:50under the table
17:52oh god
17:53fuck
17:54no
17:56no
17:56no
17:56no
17:57no
17:58no
17:59no
17:59no
18:00no
18:00no
18:23Oh, my God.
18:27I'm coming.
18:34We're so hot.
19:04You can come.
19:06What?
19:06You can come.
19:08Is there?
19:09Yes.
19:25Oh, my God.
20:06You can go to the guest room.
20:11Okay.
20:54What the hell?
20:55It's me.
21:00I like his undies.
21:02Fuck you, man.
21:03Oh, where are you going?
21:07Nice work.
21:09Seriously.
21:10I'm impressed.
21:11If you say one more word, I will kill you.
21:22Don't get too close.
21:23Oh, I'm freezing.
21:28Are those my pants?
21:29Vlad has been staying in the guest room because he needed a little space, that's all.
21:33You don't have to lie.
21:34You're not allowed to say anything, right?
21:35Oh, I'm allowed to say exactly what I want.
21:37But even more so, even more so, even more so, what about you and Cynthia?
21:42What?
21:43Cynthia?
21:45What?
21:46Hey, stop fucking laughing.
21:48I'm sorry.
21:49I can't help it.
21:50Friends, Cynthia is way above my pay grade.
21:53What?
21:54No, she, you said you caught them, right?
21:56Caught us doing what?
21:57I did.
21:58I, I, I saw you together at some, at some, uh, you were with her.
22:05Yeah, well, unlike the two of you, we were not fucking.
22:10Cynthia's finishing her memoir and I'm writing an epic poem.
22:14Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
22:15So you, you, you weren't betraying you?
22:19No, sir.
22:23You said you saw them together.
22:25Well, I did.
22:26I, I thought I did.
22:27You were writing?
22:29You are not the only one that can write.
22:31At two o'clock in the morning.
22:32That's right.
22:32We take drugs and then we write.
22:35It's fun.
22:35What?
22:37Oh, he's the shit!
22:38I'm gonna go!
22:40What the hell is wrong with you?
22:41She's sober, you fuck!
22:43Cynthia can make her own choices!
22:44No, she can!
22:45You have no idea what she's doing!
22:46Stop!
22:47Stop!
22:49It was her idea!
22:50Of course it was!
22:51Because she's an addict!
22:52She bought them, I kept them.
22:53It's like a half an Adderall.
22:55She's fine.
22:55Oh, you have no fucking clue, you moron!
22:58She just wants to get this book done and move out of that fucking condo so it can stop being
23:01about you all the time.
23:02What?
23:03When has it ever been about me?
23:11Oh, God.
23:15Can I borrow your phone?
23:17Why?
23:18To call my fucking wife!
23:20Oh.
23:21Yeah, sure.
23:24Tell her I said hi.
23:26Fuck you!
23:26Shut your fucking mouth!
23:44You want to know about the hearing?
23:45Yes.
23:49The complaints were dismissed.
23:51I won't teach again, but I got to keep my pension, so I won.
23:56You don't seem happy.
23:58I think it was a mistake to involve Sydney.
24:01She'll get over it.
24:02No, I think I fucked it up for a while.
24:05Okay.
24:08I had a thought.
24:10Mm-hmm.
24:12Maybe we revisit our agreement.
24:16What do you mean?
24:18We're not getting any younger.
24:21We could...
24:23Recommit.
24:24I mean, isn't this all starting to feel a little sad?
24:28After you're finished, of course.
24:32What did she say?
24:36She said that...
24:38That you...
24:41Help her feel like a normal human.
24:46I don't know.
24:49Well, I'm going to bed.
24:55Okay.
25:11You want to know what I want?
25:13What?
25:20I want you to meet me here once a week.
25:28Say you will.
25:52You inspire me.
26:05There was a time in my life when that was the most exciting thing that someone could say to me.
26:20I'm just getting my notebooks.
26:24Should I change the sheets?
26:28It might be wise.
26:30Was it everything you wanted?
26:32John.
26:34It's the best feeling, though, isn't it?
26:35What?
26:37Desire.
26:38I thought it was about desire, but it's not about that as much as...
26:42What?
26:44What the desire did.
26:46It was invigorating.
26:48It gave me this.
26:49Got your groove back.
26:51Jesus.
26:51She's still got it.
26:52John, please.
26:55So, what's it about?
26:59I'll, uh...
27:01I'll let you read it when it's published.
27:03You think it'll sell?
27:04I think it could give me a whole new life.
27:07You want a whole new life?
27:08Well, I want choices.
27:10I want options.
27:11I want...
27:11Power?
27:12I think the kids call it agency.
27:17Are you...
27:19Coming to bed?
27:23I don't know.
27:26You don't like that ending?
27:37It has recently come to my attention that both Vladimir and John are thinking of me as a character.
27:44in their own story.
27:47And they both have an idea about how it's going to play out.
27:53But there are forces beyond anyone's control.
28:01A fire breaks out when we're asleep.
28:05Just like in a gothic novel.
28:08As though that obsession, that thrill of desire, goes up in flames.
28:15Wake up!
28:16John!
28:17Wake up!
28:18Get up!
28:19There's a fire!
28:20Get up!
28:21Oh, shit.
28:22What happened?
28:22Shit.
28:24Fucking door is stuck.
28:25Get out of the fucking door.
28:26And I understand...
28:28Get out of the fucking way.
28:29I got out of the fucking way!
28:31Get out of the fucking way!
28:32Get out of the fucking way!
28:32Get away, you fucking...
28:33That I have to make a choice.
28:36Get out of the fucking way!
28:38Get out of the fucking way!
28:41Get out of the fucking way!
28:45Wait, wait, wait, where are you going?
28:49What?
28:50Hey, wait, wait, stop!
28:51What are you doing?
28:52Wait!
28:58A whole new life.
29:13And this is how it plays out.
29:17I finish my book about a woman's obsession with her younger colleague.
29:23Vlad writes a book about a tender affair with an older professor.
29:27Mine does much better.
29:29Speaks to a certain...
29:34Oh, don't worry.
29:36I call 911.
29:37Everybody gets out.
29:47You don't believe me?
29:51Why are men great till they gotta be great?
29:54Woo!
29:55I just took a DNA test.
29:58Turns out I'm a hundred percent that bitch.
30:01Even when I'm crying crazy.
30:02Yeah, I got boy problems.
30:04That's the human in me.
30:05Bling, bling.
30:06Then I solve them.
30:07That's the goddess in me.
30:08You could have had a bad bitch.
30:10Non-committal.
30:11Help you with your career.
30:13Just a little.
30:14You're supposed to hold me down.
30:16But you're holding me back.
30:17And that's the sound of me not calling you back.
30:21Why are men great till they gotta be great?
30:24Don't text me or tell it straight to my face.
30:27Best friends set me down in the salon chair.
30:30Shampoo press get you out of my hair.
30:33Fresh photos with the bomb lighting.
30:36New man on the Minnesota Vikings.
30:39Truth hurts me to something more exciting.
30:42Bum-bum-bee-dum-bee-dum-bum-bee.
30:47Let the bomb lighting.
30:50Yeah, yeah.
30:52Oh, oh.
31:09And rock.
31:29I'm so excited.
31:34A mission. I
31:34love you.
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