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00:07How does the Dorothy Parker saying go?
00:09She actually didn't say that.
00:11What is it? I know you know it.
00:13Come on.
00:15I like to have a martini.
00:18Two at the very most.
00:21Three, I'm under the table.
00:24And four, I'm under the...
00:29Host.
00:50Spanish nut mix.
00:55Your house is incredible.
00:58Oh, thank you.
00:59Right now I want to burn it all down, become a minimalist.
01:02No, it's the best kind of clutter.
01:06Is that your book?
01:10I can't wait to hear your thoughts.
01:12Oh, I can't wait to read it.
01:15This is as cute to ask for mine.
01:22How are you feeling about classes starting tomorrow?
01:26Fine, I think, yeah.
01:27Do you know all the shortcuts, the labyrinthine intricacies?
01:32How intricate is it?
01:34Well, do you have an ID yet?
01:35No, I tried to get my photo taken the other day, but I couldn't find the office.
01:39Do you want me to take you there tomorrow?
01:40I could give you the underground tour.
01:42That would be amazing.
01:45Oh, shit.
01:55Hello?
01:56Hello.
01:59How's it going, man?
02:00Oh, John, we didn't expect you.
02:03This is Vlad.
02:04Vlad, this is John.
02:05You can shake my hand, bud.
02:06I don't think cancellation can be spread through skin-to-skin contact.
02:09Oh, no, I don't care.
02:11Oh, don't tease him.
02:12I'm just messing with you.
02:14No, it's none of my business.
02:15Honestly, I'm actually Star Shark.
02:17I'm a huge fan of your criticism.
02:19Come on, don't bullshit me.
02:20No, you're Brooke Arden Ashbery's first collection.
02:22That book is so fucking good, man.
02:25Well, thanks.
02:27I appreciate that.
02:28What are you doing home, John?
02:29Ah, may I steal this one for a second?
02:31Yeah, I should get going.
02:33Oh, no, don't go.
02:34We haven't unpacked yet.
02:35I should be home for bedtime.
02:36Oh, you sweet modern fathers.
02:38I don't think John helped with bedtime ever.
02:41How was your little one?
02:42Ah, she's three.
02:43She's a beast.
02:45Oh, I love three.
02:46You can still control them with your body.
02:48Yeah, well, yeah.
02:49It's better than two.
02:50Two almost killed Cynthia.
02:52Literally.
02:55Huh.
02:56Well, I'll walk you out.
02:58Sure.
02:59Hey, good to meet you.
03:00Yeah, you too.
03:21That hair's growing from your chin again.
03:23Heads up.
03:24Fuck.
03:25It wasn't there yesterday.
03:26We need to talk.
03:27Nope.
03:28Listen.
03:28Uh, no, you're not even supposed to be here.
03:31Stop acting like a teenage girl.
03:33Don't denigrate teenage girls.
03:36I've had some time to reflect.
03:37I don't care.
03:40Stop.
03:40No, I need food.
03:41I'm cleaning.
03:41Just sit down.
03:42I'm hungry.
03:43I drank that martini on an empty stomach.
03:45I'll make you a sandwich.
03:47Sit down.
03:56I'm sorry.
03:57What are you sorry about?
03:59I'm sorry that I made you upset.
04:01Oh, okay.
04:02Sit.
04:06Sorry that I was rude.
04:07And dismissive.
04:08And dismissive.
04:09And patriarchal.
04:11Ooh, he doesn't like that.
04:13I'm sorry that I was taking you for granted.
04:16But I've been thinking about it, okay?
04:17And I realized, all we need to do is delay the hearing until the end of the year.
04:23That's it.
04:24And then I'll retire before the hearing can happen.
04:27And I'll get my full pension and it'll be done.
04:30So do you think we can figure out how to make that happen?
04:32You figure it out.
04:33I need your help.
04:36If Florence even saw me on campus, I'd think the stick up her ass would come out of her mouth.
04:43You know, Lila joined the case as a complainant.
04:49When?
04:50Last week.
04:52So I just, I think it's in your best interest to help me push it back.
04:57You could reach out to David.
05:06I talked to Sid this afternoon.
05:09Why isn't she answering my calls?
05:11She's just acting out.
05:14How is it?
05:18That's my girl.
05:21And then I was also thinking Spanish for, because grad programs require written proficiency.
05:27Smart.
05:27And then weightlifting for my anxiety.
05:30Also smart.
05:32And then for my English requirement, I was thinking creative nonfiction.
05:36With Cynthia Tong.
05:40I thought you were taking women in American fiction with me.
05:44Right, but.
05:44Oh, but of course.
05:45I do.
05:46You want to write essays.
05:47No, yeah, I've been trying.
05:49Yeah, it's very smart, because my class is so full in the fall.
05:54Students worming their way in off the wait list.
05:57Better to take it in spring when the students are abroad.
06:01That's what I was thinking.
06:02Absolutely take her class.
06:05Love to give new teachers a boost.
06:09Come in.
06:11Am I interrupting?
06:12Oh, I have to go anyway.
06:13No, no, wait, wait.
06:15Black.
06:16This is Edwina.
06:17My best and favorite student, Edwina.
06:20This is Professor Vlodinski.
06:22Black, please.
06:23Hi.
06:23Hi.
06:24Okay.
06:25Bye-bye.
06:26Bye.
06:27Hi.
06:28Hi.
06:28Um, so you came for the tour.
06:30Mm-hmm.
06:31Um, after you.
06:32Okay.
06:34Hey, you.
06:35You did not give me your book last night.
06:38I thought you'd never ask.
06:41Aw, look at you.
06:43Coffee all ready to go.
06:44Well, yes.
06:49It's a nice photo.
06:51Mm, I hate it.
06:52Hi.
06:53Bit of a thirst trap, don't you think?
06:55It's okay.
06:56Desire is okay.
07:00What are you working on now?
07:01Honestly, I've had crippling writer's block for the past 15 years.
07:06Give me a break.
07:07That's not a real thing.
07:08No, it is for me.
07:08I've tried everything.
07:10Artist's way, microdosing ketamine.
07:12No, seriously, I have.
07:14Nothing works.
07:15Okay, well, then how are we going to get you going again?
07:17I mean, who cares?
07:19Nobody.
07:20Oh, thank you.
07:21No, that's why you should write, because nobody cares whether you do it or not.
07:26Because that makes it free or something?
07:29It makes it yours.
07:31Something secret, dirty, only for you.
07:40I try to stay away from secret and dirty things these days.
07:44Mm-hmm.
07:44Mm-hmm.
07:46How's that working for you?
07:59Trust me.
08:00After the first week, it'll be standing room only.
08:09Hey.
08:11You started without me?
08:14Just warming up.
08:22So, are you coming to the faculty happy hour on Friday?
08:25I don't think so.
08:29Do you know the date for the hearing yet?
08:33It's in the works.
08:35Do you know if it's this semester or next semester?
08:38It's going to be soon.
08:40Oh, I'm just wondering, because if we could delay until the end of the year,
08:45John could retire, and he'd be gone, and the department could avoid a whole mess.
08:51Is this about Lila?
08:54Do you think you could help me?
08:56No way.
08:58There's a zero percent chance I'm going to intercede, okay?
09:03Fine.
09:08Do you know what's interesting?
09:11I've had the same email address at this college since 1996.
09:15Me too.
09:16What's interesting about that?
09:18Oh, it's just interesting the non-professional ways we used email back then.
09:24I mean, I was naive.
09:25I was tenure-track at the time, but you were on my review board, weren't you?
09:30You were, weren't you, when we were writing all these lovely, sexy emails to each other
09:36and doing the other things, obviously.
09:39Things that, just to confirm, your wife is still unaware of, yes?
09:51You're better than this.
09:53Well, I thought I was, but apparently I'm not.
09:57Sorry.
10:07All right.
10:09And I'll see what I can do.
10:14You should know this was a disappointing conversation.
10:24I think I'd let that pompous pencil of his twat little schoolmarm fuck me.
10:35He has an enormous cock.
10:38Dumb, dumb, dummy, I'm nobody, I'm no sloppy boy.
10:41I'm never back for no money.
10:43Fun, fun, funny, you run from no irony, no iPod, no one, nobody.
10:48Chop, chop, chop it, right hand chop it like a big bugger.
10:51You had the mic, now you can't.
10:53Chop it, dumb, dummy, wants nobody.
10:55I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
10:57She must be busy.
10:59Oh, hi.
11:00Hello there.
11:01Sorry, I'm running to get fee.
11:02They charge extra if you're late.
11:04Oh, yeah, I remember that whole racket.
11:06Are you, uh, you coming to the drink thing on Friday?
11:09Probably not.
11:10Oh, boo, please come.
11:12Come.
11:12Yeah.
11:16I think I'm up for the challenge to show.
11:19I got me some mileage.
11:21I bought a car in the cottage.
11:23I got to sell in my baggage.
11:26Got the list in my book.
11:27I remember when men used to put their hands behind their head
11:30in the playground with me when Sid was little.
11:34They're just like peacocks.
11:37When they're attracted to a woman,
11:38they actually make themselves bigger.
11:42Hi, David.
11:43I got you a meeting with Lynn.
11:45No.
11:46You know it's the only way.
11:48I don't know that.
11:50The president's wife is so backdoor.
11:53Well, it's the most effective way.
11:55When are we going?
11:56She only wants to meet with you, but I can't talk.
11:58I'm at an event.
12:05I met me.
12:11We are.
12:15So,
12:15backdoor.
12:15What's the most effective way?
12:16If and filho are not,
12:21what are we doing?
12:22We can do everything we can.
12:22We can jump on you with a few,
12:27and then we are.
12:29We are safe to meet with essa camp.
12:29We are safe to meet.
12:52I used to be able to orgasm in a second.
13:28I used to be able to orgasm in a second, and I used to be able to orgasm in a
13:31second, and I used to be able to orgasm in a second.
13:44Excuse me.
14:03It's after 8.
14:04Oh, thank you.
14:07Oh, shit.
14:08Did you speak to David?
14:11I had a meeting with Lynn today.
14:21Are you good?
14:24Unfortunately, yes.
14:26One hit wonder?
14:27I don't think so.
14:29But I didn't think I was back then, either.
14:33Good looking.
14:35It's almost as hot as I was.
14:41Are you smoking?
14:44No.
14:51This is the college president's house.
14:54It's like the White House.
14:55The college gives it to him.
14:57Of course, the president is always someone who would ever need free housing in the first place, but I don't
15:03see why I should.
15:05I find the whole thing very disturbing, insulting to women our age, humiliating for you, don't you think?
15:13Uh, yes.
15:14Well, Lynn, I...
15:15Your face looks just fabulous.
15:19What are you doing?
15:20Hearing like this would be such bad timing for the college.
15:24Is it ever bad timing for truth?
15:26Well, these were consensual affairs.
15:29I fucked a professor once.
15:30He didn't call me after that night, and I was devastated.
15:33Oh, I am sorry.
15:35Statistics.
15:36You were a statistic?
15:37He taught statistics.
15:38Oh.
15:39I'm not unhappy to have had the experience, though, because he was uncircumcised.
15:46It was a different time, wasn't it?
15:48You remember what it was like for us?
15:50It was a casting call.
15:53It's good.
15:54It's not like that anymore.
15:56Of course.
15:58Lynn, remember, the last thing with a student happened more than ten years ago.
16:03John knows times have changed.
16:05He would never do anything like that now.
16:08You are just so contoured.
16:11Oh.
16:12Well, I bought a device on sale.
16:16I'll send you a link.
16:17Hmm?
16:21Are you sure you can control him?
16:28Absolutely.
16:48Might as well get it over with.
17:04Hey.
17:07Wait.
17:09Hey.
17:10Sorry.
17:10I just wanted to...
17:12When you came in the other day, I didn't get a chance...
17:15You...
17:15You're...
17:16You're pulling away from me?
17:17Bitch!
17:27Oh, God.
17:49Hey, you guess what?
17:50What?
17:50We did it.
17:52Fucking Lynn.
17:54Delayed until summer.
17:55Just like that.
17:56I mean, can you believe it?
17:58You're fucking with me.
17:59I'm not.
18:02That's incredible.
18:02I mean, oh, my God, I can't believe it's over just like that.
18:05That's outstanding.
18:07Oh, my God, that is outstanding.
18:09Oh, look at you.
18:11I am very proud of you.
18:13Well, I am desperately ashamed of myself, but the end justifies the means.
18:17Maybe.
18:17Okay, okay, okay.
18:18We're going to celebrate these popular champers.
18:22What are you doing?
18:23I'm going to, well, I had some plans, but, uh...
18:25He means he had a date.
18:26Oh, cancel then.
18:27No, don't cancel.
18:28Don't cancel.
18:29We can celebrate tomorrow.
18:31You sure?
18:32I'm fully sure.
18:33I also have some plans.
18:36Hmm.
18:38Say thanks to your old boyfriend.
18:41I'd take a look at your eyebrows if I were you.
18:43I'm getting up.
18:45Appreciate that.
18:59Hi, honey.
19:01Oh, hello.
19:01You look lovely.
19:02Is this cashmere?
19:03It's Polly Blast.
19:06Oh, may I have a white wine, please?
19:09Coming right up.
19:22Hi.
19:27Hi.
19:28Hi.
19:28Oh, sorry, sorry.
19:30I touched you.
19:31I just wanted to be sure you were here in the flesh.
19:35I was supposed to what?
19:37Oh, in my dreams.
19:39No, no.
19:41I just have been reading your book for the last couple of days,
19:44so you've been very present in my mind.
19:47Oh, it's wonderful.
19:49But I hope you know that.
19:52Well, I never mind being told by someone whose opinion I value.
19:56Well, maybe we can have lunch sometime and discuss it.
19:59And if you enjoy lunch...
20:01You love lunch.
20:02Lunch is one of my top three favorite meals.
20:05Uh, but I can't have lunch with you.
20:08Oh.
20:09No, I'm sorry.
20:10I mean, I can't have lunch until I've read your book.
20:12Oh.
20:13It should be a, you know, reciprocal exchange.
20:16Uh, of course, there is a value in, um, in reciprocity.
20:23Where, where's Cynthia?
20:25She took Fee for dinner.
20:27Um, bars are triggering for her, so she'll pick me up.
20:31You only have the one car.
20:33Who needs more than one car?
20:34Oh, well, that's what I thought when we first moved here.
20:37And then what happened?
20:38Um, uh, should we, should we sit down?
20:46Sure, yeah.
20:48What?
20:48Yeah.
20:49No, I don't think so.
20:50I just think people are into it for the pot Irish sex.
20:53Bye, kids.
20:54I'm heading home to see the spawn before they go to sleep.
20:58How is Sid?
20:59Mm, wonderful.
21:00She's arguing a case in front of the Supreme Court.
21:04Wow.
21:05I thought it was a circuit court.
21:07No, it's the Supreme one.
21:10A circuit court is still impressive.
21:13Hey.
21:14Oh.
21:15Oh, hi.
21:16Oh.
21:17Hi.
21:19I just met your student.
21:21She is exceptional.
21:23Oh, you'll adore each other.
21:25And, and who is this little nugget?
21:28I have been texting you for a half hour.
21:36Sorry.
21:36Hey, I'm not drunk.
21:38I'm not drunk.
21:39You're more drunk than I am.
21:40Can we go?
21:41Uh, yes.
21:42I'm, uh, you know, I'm just going to go to the bathroom.
21:44Okay.
21:48How's the book coming?
21:49It's, it's a memoir, right?
21:51Oh, uh, man, yeah.
21:54I don't know.
21:56Right now it's kind of heavy.
22:00I'm writing about this time when she was two and it was just, uh, hard.
22:04Oh, great.
22:05Vlad was telling me.
22:08He was?
22:10Don't worry.
22:11A three is much better.
22:13Okay.
22:13Ready?
22:15I'm going to wait in the car.
22:18Okay.
22:19Okay.
22:21Okay.
22:25Uh, well, I look forward to reading you.
22:35What?
22:38I don't want to go.
22:41Um.
23:12One benefit of the arrangement between John and myself is when he has a date, he's gone
23:18for the night.
23:19If he comes back, can you read me another Cosmo?
23:20No, I just got a piece.
23:21Okay.
23:22There I am.
23:23And I get a glorious, undisturbed evening to myself.
23:34John?
23:38Lynn.
23:39Steve.
23:40John, good to see you.
23:41Good to see you.
23:58Good news.
24:00Very good news and I, I seriously can't thank you enough.
24:03Hi.
24:04Uh-huh.
24:05Oh.
24:06But.
24:08I'm going to go join my husband.
24:15Fuck.
24:15Is everything okay?
24:29Is everything okay?
24:42Oh my god.
24:54I'm going to go join my husband.
25:00I'm going to go join my husband.
25:00I'm going to go join my husband.
25:00I'm going to go join my husband.
25:01I'm going to go join my husband.
25:02I'm going to go join my husband.
25:03I'm going to go join my husband.
25:03I'm going to go join my husband.
25:04I'm going to go join my husband.
25:04I'm going to go join my husband.
25:05I'm going to go join my husband.
25:05I'm going to go join my husband.
25:05I'm going to go join my husband.
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25:06I'm going to go join my husband.
25:07I'm going to go join my husband.
25:08I'm going to go join my husband.
25:10I'm going to go join my husband.
25:22Oh, my God.
26:11Oh, my God.
26:14Oh, my God.
26:43I want to be her.
26:46Yes, I do.
27:17I want to be her.
27:47I want to be her.
28:17I want to be her.
28:43I want to be her.
28:44I want her.
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