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00:00:49Cadet Dan Ramey, personal message, stardate 868858.7
00:00:56Dear Mother and Father, in the three weeks since the Academy began, I'm confident I'm maintaining the standard of excellence
00:01:03we agreed upon.
00:01:07As I promised, last to bed, first to rise.
00:01:25All the Accounts
00:01:47Wait, you already
00:01:50What time do you
00:01:52For Speed and Agility Days or for Power Days?
00:01:54either 4 40 a.m. for speed and agility 3 30 a.m. for power anyway i gotta go hit
00:01:58the track for
00:01:58sprints see around sleepyhead i strive to be first in each endeavor every day brings a new
00:02:05opportunity to prove myself starfleet academy report for cardio and sprint war college you
00:02:13have weight and flexibility watch your posture that's it all back straight you next job
00:02:21keep those boots in the air buns of steel cadets starfleet maggots i want to see that you want to
00:02:28be here do you want to be here let's go show me you're worthy of this uniform get moving
00:02:38you call that a lunch lower cadet no one down to the night cadet to the night what is this
00:02:47is this a tea party get out no no wait
00:02:52war college versus starfleet academy who will win
00:02:55the cats are even it's cadet nearing the lead
00:02:59cadet here for the win
00:03:08dude what was that you're the best in the war college and smoked you embarrassing
00:03:22next station romeo
00:03:25every warrior knows that you live each day with an eye towards death
00:03:30as she walks free and upright amongst the living but if by chance you survive until tomorrow
00:03:35we'll be having tryouts for the calica team sign up here
00:03:45there's no need to speed it it scanned you
00:03:53genesis life captain of the inner base youth league five years and change and top of a class and student
00:03:59ambassador to the model fight council
00:04:02when do you sleep admiral's daughter we don't need sleep what happens if you do
00:04:07you get court martial
00:04:11i'll never know not easy being an admiral's daughter
00:04:14takes daddy issues to a whole new level for sure
00:04:16also makes losing out of the question too bad there can only be one captain though
00:04:21of anything sorry yes you'll have to learn to live with disappointment
00:04:26good luck i'll cut the ponytail off do it you did not grow up playing calica either
00:04:32i know i haven't played anything not a team guy more of a rely on myself and don't get killed
00:04:38guy
00:04:39oh what's he says he's allergic to organized sports so which part the sports and the fact that they're
00:04:46organized oh that's funny academy cadets do you find it challenging to run while also debating the
00:04:59ethical ramifications of hurting the floor do you find it challenging to be a war college douchebag
00:05:04no you're best dude i just got smacked in the head you're gonna take up half her space
00:05:09get ready to be target practice oh i see we don't like each other don't talk i smell
00:05:20here you know properly channel those feelings of inadequacy can lead to
00:05:24well in your case just more inadequacy better love the uniforms guys
00:05:29may be the only thing about the war college that stays relevant all right this has been fun but i
00:05:35don't think you guys can afford to take any more time away from whatever it is you're um
00:05:40compensating for starfleet academy is an experiment like all experiments it must prove its value
00:05:44the war college has nothing to prove then why'd you go out of your way to hit me in the
00:05:48head with
00:05:48the ball you're an angry toddler yeah maybe our very large klingon friend will smack the eyebrows off
00:05:54your freaking face no blood will be shed on my court without my express permission back to your classes now
00:06:13ah darren my scar it's painful
00:06:18how'd you get it you ever thought someone with a knife between your ribs
00:06:21i don't have ribs you know i used to know a guy like that war college bicep back on kyonia
00:06:26oh please god no my parents didn't think we were a good match your parents tell you who to date
00:06:31nah well i mean the relationship was doomed after i slept with his sister both of them actually and their
00:06:37cousin i would love to just have one shower without having to hear about darren's multiple polycule
00:06:42underwater hookups we indeed violate the fundamental laws of temporal mechanics to achieve
00:06:55oh boy okay whoa that's a lot
00:07:17get me out of here
00:07:23attention starfleet cadets we did this because we could
00:07:27and we will keep doing it and we will keep doing it because it is fun enjoy yourselves
00:07:39this is war
00:08:00so
00:08:02this is
00:08:04a
00:08:04this is
00:08:24this is
00:09:56We are about to have a prank war on our hands just as the Oversight Committee arrives.
00:10:00This is a PR dumpster fire.
00:10:03Commander, in our line of work, something is on fire all the time, and everything is on fire at that
00:10:15time.
00:10:15Be that as it may, as a War College graduate, I can promise you they shenaned once, they'll shenan again.
00:10:22Well done, number one.
00:10:25Advise.
00:10:27I thought you would never ask, Chancellor.
00:10:29This is your only possible response.
00:10:36Demand a formal apology from Kellrec and he nips it in the bud or kills it in the cradle if
00:10:41you prefer.
00:10:41I'm good with a plant metaphor.
00:10:43It's not our job to resolve our students' problems for them.
00:10:46We're in the teach them how to fish business.
00:10:49Also, it's not fun.
00:10:52Remember those that see us as an experiment waiting to fail?
00:10:55You've said it yourself.
00:10:56Your tacit approval hands them ammunition in front of the committee.
00:11:00I'm beginning to get the feeling you don't trust me.
00:11:02Quite the opposite.
00:11:03I trust that you'll come to the right decision before it's too late.
00:11:08So you don't trust me?
00:11:09Lord, this is kid shit.
00:11:11Forgive my language.
00:11:13I'm pro-kid shit.
00:11:14They grew up in the burn.
00:11:16I'm not going to crush the life out of them anymore that the universe already has.
00:11:20Captain, Chancellor, I choose to work for you and not Kellrec for three reasons.
00:11:26I believe in Starfleet's mission of peace, and despite what you may think,
00:11:30I believe in you.
00:11:33What's the third thing?
00:11:34I just find him very odd.
00:11:38And that whole tea fetish.
00:11:40Tea fetish?
00:11:42Out of all the fetishes available?
00:11:45Want to give it one last pitch before I disregard your counsel?
00:11:49You know that a single transgression is like a weed.
00:11:54Yank it now, or it multiplies and strangles the entire field.
00:11:59What's with you on the plant metaphors?
00:12:01I hear you, Commander.
00:12:03I do.
00:12:04Perhaps it would be beneficial if our cadets did too.
00:12:09What?
00:12:10That's a cool idea.
00:12:12Chancellor, we were basically naked.
00:12:13No, completely naked.
00:12:15Everybody was looking at us like we were insane.
00:12:16Like we're crazy.
00:12:17In front of the homeschool.
00:12:18What about our honor?
00:12:20I took a bath for the first time.
00:12:21You want us to get back at them with botany?
00:12:24Seriously?
00:12:24I don't know, guys.
00:12:25Do you think botany can end a prank war, or did you have other ideas?
00:12:29Yeah.
00:12:30Hit him back harder.
00:12:30Yeah.
00:12:31Break some serious pain.
00:12:32Wait till exams, and then fix their servers.
00:12:35Like I was saying...
00:12:39Captain.
00:12:42We are going to plant and grow the rare and highly protected fetus reflux.
00:12:49Despite being known as the empathy flower, it's not actually a flower.
00:12:53It's a fungus.
00:12:58Speak your mind, cadet.
00:13:00Don't hold back.
00:13:06Chancellor, respectfully, this is the single dumbest idea I've ever heard.
00:13:10How is this strategic?
00:13:11How is this strategic?
00:13:12How is this strategic?
00:13:14How is this strategic?
00:13:19Ever read The Art of War?
00:13:21Raimi, this century B.C., Sun Tzu learned patience in the garden and respect for the opponent.
00:13:29They got you pretty bad.
00:13:30They got you pretty bad.
00:13:31If I may, Chancellor, it was not an original idea.
00:13:35The War College stole that prank.
00:13:38Cadet Sam ran a search through old Starfleet disciplinary records.
00:13:42In the 28th century, some cadets transported the entire first-year class from the Islamic
00:13:47Star Wars to the rules of Alcatraz.
00:13:49It took the faculty half a day to get everyone down.
00:13:53No way.
00:13:54It's legendary.
00:13:56Then you've already learned your opponent's lack of imagination.
00:13:58Grab a trowel.
00:13:59Grab a trowel.
00:14:00Oh, my God.
00:14:00Anybody who rolls their eyes, guess expel.
00:14:03Guess expel.
00:14:05Spritz the spores.
00:14:08Add the growth accelerant.
00:14:12Venus only blooms at night.
00:14:16So be patient.
00:14:19Plants are like cadets.
00:14:20All they need is water, food, and a little encouragement.
00:14:25Go, go, go, go.
00:14:30Specialist Krebs, your Talaxian furfly is attempting to mate with a beaker.
00:14:35Please intervene.
00:14:38You're doing great, buddy.
00:14:39I love you.
00:14:39Okay.
00:14:40You all ready for Calica tryouts?
00:14:42No, I will not pursue violence in any form.
00:14:45I have chosen the XO Ecology Club in that same time slot.
00:14:50I know.
00:14:51I respect that.
00:14:55But I swiped your delta while you were showering.
00:14:58I maybe signed you up?
00:15:01What the hell, Genesis?
00:15:03What?
00:15:04It's just...
00:15:04No, no, no.
00:15:05I'm not signing up for some culty school spirit war, okay?
00:15:09I don't do spirit tribes or teams.
00:15:12I want to be captain.
00:15:13I need to be captain.
00:15:15And when I am, I need my strongest players.
00:15:18You fought the Benari well.
00:15:20Look around.
00:15:22Look at that.
00:15:23Oh!
00:15:24Oh!
00:15:25Oh!
00:15:25Oh!
00:15:26Oh!
00:15:29Oh!
00:15:42How's your, um...
00:15:44Your Betasoy princess?
00:15:45President's daughter, and she's not anybody's.
00:15:49Well, I guess your tour was so compelling she went and ran away to the war college, hmm?
00:15:55She ain't comment retracted.
00:15:58But I get the vibe she likes sports.
00:16:00Okay.
00:16:01I'll do it if you stop talking.
00:16:06Strategy!
00:16:06Skill!
00:16:08Teamwork!
00:16:09Calica is more than just a game!
00:16:12I want you to write your minds and prepare your hearts for battle.
00:16:18There are two teams, each with a mascot.
00:16:22The mascot protects a target.
00:16:24The goal of the game is simple.
00:16:28Fight your way to the other side of the field and shoot a target guarded by the opposing team's
00:16:35mascot.
00:16:36Tryouts today will not be easy.
00:16:39You'll be scored in a series of drills.
00:16:43Highest score makes the team.
00:16:45I want you to strike with the force of a thousand tachyons.
00:16:51Strike until your opponent's innards liquify and...
00:16:55And...
00:16:56You'll do it all while wearing really snazzy uniforms.
00:17:02You all know Coach Reno?
00:17:04Professor!
00:17:05How did you talk to Pro Mechanics?
00:17:07I'm a nerd jock hybrid.
00:17:09Each team is made up of eight players, a mascot and an alternate.
00:17:13The mascot is the last line of defense.
00:17:16They protect the target.
00:17:18What kind of mascot?
00:17:19What are we working with?
00:17:21What we're working with is a hundred push-ups.
00:17:23Now!
00:17:24And the next interruption, two hundred.
00:17:27Using the mascot in the game is a tradition.
00:17:30Way back, Starfleet was a Laffling.
00:17:33Fuzzy, mean like a koala, cute like a Targ.
00:17:37They called him...
00:17:38Laffy!
00:17:38They called him Laffy.
00:17:41So it's basically like a fun game with a laser tag?
00:17:45Yeah.
00:17:46Just like laser tag.
00:17:49It's not like laser tag!
00:17:54What is happening?
00:17:56I warned you, tryouts would not be easy.
00:18:00Calica prepares you for real-world combat.
00:18:04Which is why I will not have a losing Calica team at this academy.
00:18:10Today's obstacle course is designed to show me what each of you is made of.
00:18:15Every move you make will gain or lose you one individual point.
00:18:20Any cadet who rings the bell of victory at the end of the obstacle course,
00:18:25wins a bonus point.
00:18:27The top eight cadets will make the team.
00:18:30The rest of you will live in shame.
00:18:33Begin!
00:18:37Release the drones!
00:18:45No!
00:18:46Let's go!
00:18:47Go!
00:18:51Go!
00:18:55You forgot
00:18:57about us! At the
00:19:01point, live.
00:19:05Bonus point, Ramey.
00:19:09Bonus point, live.
00:19:13Bonus point, Ramey.
00:19:21Bonus point, Ramey.
00:19:23Enough him back. You're trying too hard.
00:19:26Slowing you down.
00:19:33The Calica game phaser.
00:19:36It will not win the game for you.
00:19:39Look who finally showed up.
00:19:41But it can keep you from losing.
00:19:43Better late than never.
00:19:44I'm showering with my Delta from now on.
00:19:46The phaser has only one setting.
00:19:54Transport.
00:19:55Son of a bitch.
00:19:56If you are hit, you will be beamed out of play
00:19:59and into the casualty box for the entirety of that round.
00:20:02You will be able to rejoin your team in the next one.
00:20:08Do not be late again.
00:20:19Ooh. Lone Wolf came to play.
00:20:31Matt, why you hated sports?
00:20:33I do. I hate them.
00:20:39Yes, man, yes!
00:20:42No, man, no!
00:20:43No!
00:20:46Mirror, disqualification.
00:20:51To the desk!
00:20:53Where are the ghosts?
00:20:54I can't see them through the smoke!
00:20:56Shut it up, please!
00:21:07Come on!
00:21:07Come on, she's porous!
00:21:10Yeah, the best of us are.
00:21:12And it's permeable, not porous.
00:21:14Get your pee straight.
00:21:17Five minutes left, Cadets!
00:21:19If you want to make the team, impress me now!
00:21:23Pathetic!
00:21:24A little feedback?
00:21:25You're not trying hard enough.
00:21:27It's making you stupid.
00:21:37I want blood!
00:21:38There's no blood?
00:21:39I want blood in it.
00:21:40You need blood in food for you to consider it food.
00:21:42To tear it to pieces.
00:21:44That doesn't sound healthy.
00:21:44That's the only way it should be.
00:21:46Roqueque blood pie.
00:21:48Breguet along with Grandpa.
00:21:49Blood sauce.
00:21:51Heart of tar with blood sauce.
00:22:00Hey, can you distract him from me for a sec?
00:22:03With what?
00:22:04I don't know.
00:22:04Use her biting humor.
00:22:06Nothing about me is funny.
00:22:08Ha!
00:22:09That's funny!
00:22:11Cadet!
00:22:13Greetings, more college brethren.
00:22:15Hey!
00:22:16You!
00:22:17Hello, my name is Jayden.
00:22:20Jayden.
00:22:21It means he who crosses oceans of fire.
00:22:24So, yeah.
00:22:26I'm Kyle.
00:22:28It means Kyle.
00:22:35Okay, great.
00:22:36As we were discussing Klingon humor, I discovered two Klingon jokes.
00:22:41Waiter.
00:22:43What is this ghar doing in my own maturre?
00:22:48Screaming.
00:22:50Ah, because duh, it's dying.
00:22:54What?
00:22:54Hold on.
00:22:55What, uh, what was the second one?
00:22:58Please, no.
00:23:03Excuse me, miss.
00:23:04Don't I know you?
00:23:05Nope.
00:23:06Yeah, I do.
00:23:07Uh-huh.
00:23:09Tarima, right?
00:23:10Caleb Mayer?
00:23:11Tour guide?
00:23:12Turns out you forgot to fill out a comment card.
00:23:15Shoot, I must have left it in my other pants.
00:23:17I can't remember how many stars I gave you.
00:23:19Five.
00:23:20Definitely five.
00:23:21Out of five?
00:23:21Doesn't sound like me.
00:23:24I get why you enrolled in the wrong school,
00:23:25but you could have just come to the academy and avoided me there.
00:23:28Believe it or not, I didn't choose award college because of you.
00:23:31Uh-huh.
00:23:31Mm-hmm.
00:23:35Okay.
00:23:41Blink twice if this is a hostage situation.
00:23:46Ultimate theory.
00:23:47Oh, yeah?
00:23:47Your whole life on BetaZed was rules and walls,
00:23:49and now that you can go anywhere and be anything,
00:23:54you freaked out and you chose the award college because it's safer.
00:23:57Glib, reductive, and stupid love to be analyzed like this.
00:24:01Yeah, I get it.
00:24:02Too much freedom at the academy, right?
00:24:05Too many ancient Bajoran scripture classes,
00:24:07interspecies ethics courses, and yoga clubs.
00:24:13So you decided to join the asshole factory instead.
00:24:15Oh, and we're done.
00:24:17Look, I didn't mean you're an asshole.
00:24:19I'm the asshole, okay?
00:24:21Look, I'm sorry.
00:24:22But you...
00:24:23Anything before the word but is bullshit.
00:24:25No, no, no.
00:24:25You didn't even tell me.
00:24:28After everything that we've been through.
00:24:30Everything?
00:24:36Yeah.
00:24:37I don't know.
00:24:38I kind of thought we had some...
00:24:41energy between us.
00:24:45Was I completely wrong?
00:25:02Are you okay?
00:25:06Did I do that?
00:25:12Caleb, we're strangers.
00:25:14Oh, okay.
00:25:16We are strangers.
00:25:18Mm-hmm, we're strangers, yeah.
00:25:19You feel a certain way about me, and you think...
00:25:22I feel that way too, except I just haven't realized it yet.
00:25:25And you think if you keep barking at me, I'll eventually get there.
00:25:28You need all the school you can get.
00:25:43If you are here, then congratulations.
00:25:47Your scores yesterday were slightly less terrible than everyone else's.
00:25:53Or your score was just plain terrible, but you fit the Laplane costume.
00:26:04Congrats, Lappy.
00:26:06Welcome to the Calica team.
00:26:08Sweet. It's an honor.
00:26:09Yeah.
00:26:11And we didn't forget Team Captain.
00:26:15Glythe, Raimi, you guys tied.
00:26:17Commander Thock wanted you to settle it by digging each other's graves,
00:26:21with the loser getting their eyes plucked out by Baby Gorn.
00:26:26Unfortunately, we weren't able to get that cleared by the Alumni Association.
00:26:31Side-by-side shootout.
00:26:33The winner is your captain.
00:26:36Computer, activate simulation.
00:26:38Simulation.
00:26:39Simulation is activated.
00:26:41Simulation is activated.
00:26:42Simulation is activated.
00:26:50Target one, tie.
00:26:52Target two, tie.
00:26:55Target three, tie.
00:26:58Target four, tie.
00:27:03Target five, tie.
00:27:06Target six.
00:27:07Six to six.
00:27:08Tie.
00:27:09Boy, you two just love a tie.
00:27:11First one to eight, takes it.
00:27:14Target seven, tie.
00:27:15Good focus.
00:27:16Making those daddy issues work for you.
00:27:18What did you say, you piece of shit?
00:27:21Target eight, Raimi.
00:27:23Target nine, Raimi.
00:27:25Let's go!
00:27:26Darum, Raimi is your new Calica captain.
00:27:38Darum, Raimi.
00:27:39Darum, Raimi.
00:27:40Darum, Raimi.
00:27:41Who's the new Calica captain?
00:27:43Darum, Raimi.
00:27:43Let's hear it.
00:27:44Come on, let's hear it.
00:27:45Let's hear it.
00:27:47Let's hear it.
00:27:50Darum, Raimi.
00:27:50Darum, Raimi.
00:27:51I believe it is a captain's chair.
00:27:53And I believe he's hoisted by his whooping posse of dude.
00:27:57This guy's a sufferer.
00:27:59Darum!
00:28:00Darum!
00:28:02Darum!
00:28:04Darum!
00:28:04Darum!
00:28:05Darum!
00:28:08Darum!
00:28:09Do you aspire to be the best and brightest in the galaxy?
00:28:17Good God.
00:28:19I soiled myself!
00:28:21I gotta die!
00:28:23Darum!
00:28:25God!
00:28:28Where am I?
00:28:34Exceed your physical, mental, and spiritual limits.
00:28:43Be the captain of your own destiny at Starfleet Academy.
00:28:47Where did they find these people?
00:28:57Calm down.
00:28:58Oh, it's funny.
00:29:01Oh, yeah.
00:29:02Oh, you're laughing at me.
00:29:03Oh, yeah.
00:29:03Not you.
00:29:04You want something to laugh at?
00:29:05Tonight, RHM off to class.
00:29:08So sad.
00:29:10Calica.
00:29:11Right.
00:29:12Plan for a short night.
00:29:13Aye, aye, Captain.
00:29:14Good night, Academy.
00:29:16Bye!
00:29:16Bye!
00:29:23Retinal biometrics and trace DNA confirmed.
00:29:26Welcome, Commander Kellrich.
00:29:28Your security's pretty serious.
00:29:30Well, we tried funny security, but no one felt safe.
00:29:33Tea?
00:29:34Computer.
00:29:35Resume leisure protocol.
00:29:40It's critical to use the proper tools.
00:29:44Fresh, dried leaves, water, heated to 86.4 degrees Celsius.
00:29:52If one step is handled carelessly, the result is a weak cup.
00:30:10Cheers.
00:30:11You don't choose.
00:30:13Oh, if you muster, uh, place the spoon at 12 o'clock, then softly fold the liquid back
00:30:20and forth 12 times to 6 o'clock.
00:30:2212... to 6.
00:30:25Your kids accessed our security to get that footage, which was only possible with an instructor's
00:30:30help.
00:30:31Is that an accusation?
00:30:32A fact.
00:30:32I analyzed all the metadata.
00:30:34You aided and abetted the humiliation, my cadets.
00:30:37We learn more from our failures than our successes, and someone has to teach our cadets that life
00:30:42and war will come at them from all sides.
00:30:45Some of them came here in cargo holds.
00:30:47They don't need a reminder that life isn't fair.
00:30:49Apparently, they do.
00:30:53Put yourself in their shoes for a sec.
00:30:57The E-word.
00:30:59Empathy.
00:31:01These kids have no reason to believe in anybody.
00:31:03I-I want them to believe in me.
00:31:05I-I need them to believe in you.
00:31:08Yeah.
00:31:09Surprise.
00:31:10I got no problem with kids being kids, but you're putting your thumb on the scale that
00:31:14defeats both our purposes.
00:31:16Our cadets need to know that our campus is a level playing field.
00:31:20I'd call you naive, but you've got 300 years on me.
00:31:23352.
00:31:26This is only gonna get worse.
00:31:28Do you really want to risk shenanigans when the Oversight Committee gets here?
00:31:32I'm giving you a chance to end it.
00:31:34Chancellor, my cadets and I will continue to outflank, outmaneuver, and outplay yours.
00:31:39And then you can decide how that E-word is working out for you.
00:31:42Oh, yeah?
00:31:50Well, my 12 to 6 is your 6 to 12.
00:31:54So think about that.
00:31:58What?
00:31:59Based on the measurable differences in our capabilities, we have a 2.7% chance of winning.
00:32:04Exactly.
00:32:05See, this is our chance to prove ourselves.
00:32:06No, no, no.
00:32:07This is your chance to prove yourselves.
00:32:09Okay?
00:32:10I was about to say, luckily we have you, my right-handed, rule-breaking...
00:32:13I'm not your anything.
00:32:16Apparently, that's...
00:32:17Premature.
00:32:18Premature.
00:32:19And why did you have to say it was our atrium?
00:32:21I can't afford any more service hours if I want to get into Starfleet this century.
00:32:25You were so ready to throw down when we first met.
00:32:27Are you really gonna let these idiots get away with this?
00:32:33Now, who's with me?
00:32:36Am I really the only one that believes they need their asses handed to them?
00:32:39Hm?
00:32:40I'm with you!
00:32:42Every calculation says that they'll keep terrorizing us if we don't rally.
00:32:48Caleb.
00:32:49You're an idiot.
00:32:50That's a yes.
00:32:52Genesis.
00:32:53You know what kind of captain sends his team into a slaughter?
00:32:58When I got the red wine dirty.
00:33:03Hey!
00:33:04I win at all costs.
00:33:05I said that out loud.
00:33:07What'd you expect?
00:33:08I expected you to not use my family shit against me.
00:33:12Good luck.
00:33:13Captain.
00:33:23Hey, I'll make fun.
00:33:26Bye.
00:33:27Attention, the dots.
00:33:29Please exit immediately.
00:33:30Really?
00:33:30The atrium is closed for cleaning.
00:33:36Since we don't have access to an actual calic field, this will have to do.
00:33:40We've divided the atrium in half, your side and ours.
00:33:43Mascots on the risers.
00:33:45Caleb, you ready?
00:33:47Yep.
00:33:48This will fool the Insomniac and Nocturnal Cadets, but once the sun's up, so go with the jig.
00:33:53Okay.
00:33:55First of four points.
00:33:56Deal.
00:33:57And it's open season on the mascots if they leave the target zone.
00:34:00Targets will materialize when any player gets within five feet of the target zone.
00:34:04Your bleachers have been designated the casualty box.
00:34:07The calica computer will monitor our gameplay.
00:34:09Less talking.
00:34:10More humiliation.
00:34:11Granted.
00:34:18You need to be careful what you wish for.
00:34:23Okay.
00:34:24You will focus on defense.
00:34:26Protect.
00:34:27I'm late.
00:34:29That's what it looks like.
00:34:31I'm a lab link.
00:34:33Oh, yeah.
00:34:34Man, I've seen tougher tardigrades.
00:34:36Okay, okay.
00:34:37The offensive plan is me.
00:34:40Just you?
00:34:42And what happens when that player goes to shit?
00:34:46Gonna stay away, huh?
00:34:47Yeah, teamwork makes the dream work.
00:34:50Anyway, as I was saying, the offensive plan is just me.
00:34:55They'll be expecting a full-on offensive assault.
00:34:57Let's surprise them.
00:34:59Have faith in your captain.
00:35:01You ready?
00:35:02No.
00:35:03Let's bring it in.
00:35:03Come on.
00:35:07Players, take your positions.
00:35:13Map cops to the target zone.
00:35:16Bring it, Lugacho.
00:35:17Why don't you blow my horn, love, please?
00:35:19Whip it up, bro.
00:35:20Whip it up.
00:35:21Game one begins in five, four, three, two, one.
00:35:30Commence play.
00:35:35Stay back and give me cover fire.
00:35:37And don't let them anywhere near Arkham.
00:35:39Ready?
00:35:39Now.
00:35:49Go, cover Arkham.
00:35:50Okay, okay.
00:35:53Let's go.
00:35:55Cover us.
00:35:56Yep.
00:36:01Guys, guys, guys, over there.
00:36:02Really tall, handsome dude on the moon.
00:36:05Genesis.
00:36:06Genesis!
00:36:08Save him.
00:36:09Tank, come out.
00:36:09Tank, come out.
00:36:10What is wrong with you?
00:36:12Behind you.
00:36:13Behind you.
00:36:13Behind you.
00:36:14Hey, princess.
00:36:19No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:36:21Somebody help.
00:36:22Somebody help.
00:36:24First point to the war college.
00:36:28Game two begins now.
00:36:33Again, Terram?
00:36:57Game three begins now.
00:37:01Shoot them.
00:37:02Shoot them.
00:37:06Caleb, over there.
00:37:07I just checked it.
00:37:08He's on your left.
00:37:12Guys, are we even trying?
00:37:16Oh, guys, why?
00:37:18Three-zero, war college.
00:37:20Well played.
00:37:21Match point.
00:37:22Time out.
00:37:24One minute time out called by Starfleet Academy.
00:37:26What's our next play?
00:37:28I don't know.
00:37:29Hey!
00:37:29What are you doing?
00:37:30What are you doing?
00:37:32Pull a strategy out of your ass or stand down.
00:37:34Sorry, are you the captain?
00:37:35Are you?
00:37:36No, I didn't think so.
00:37:37Come on.
00:37:38Come on.
00:37:38Come on.
00:37:40Resume play.
00:37:58I like this game.
00:38:00Foul.
00:38:01Prohibited strike.
00:38:02Cadet Raimi will sit out the point.
00:38:05You okay?
00:38:08If we can't out-muscle them, we outsmart them.
00:38:11Hey!
00:38:12Get physical.
00:38:13Get after them.
00:38:15Okay, we need a real plan.
00:38:18What are you thinking?
00:38:24Genesis, come on!
00:38:26What are you doing?
00:38:27I told you what to do.
00:38:28Come on!
00:38:30No.
00:38:31I have a different strategy.
00:38:32Just wait for my signal, okay?
00:38:34Sam, I'm gonna need you to do something for us.
00:38:36Okay.
00:38:38Players, resume positions.
00:38:42Play will continue in three, two, one.
00:38:48What are you doing?
00:38:49The replicators move by!
00:38:55That's not the plan!
00:38:57What are you doing?
00:38:57Using our training!
00:38:59They can't hit what they can't see.
00:39:02The smoke's too thick.
00:39:03Hold your positions.
00:39:05So much smoke, I can't see!
00:39:07I can't see!
00:39:08Shoot the mascot!
00:39:10They're shooting at me!
00:39:11Guys, they're shooting!
00:39:12Malcolm, come on.
00:39:13What are you doing, mate?
00:39:14Just kidding!
00:39:15I'm not a mascot!
00:39:16I'm a dog!
00:39:18Sam.
00:39:20I can make myself permeable, bitches!
00:39:23Hey, that's cheating!
00:39:25Nothing in the rulebook about it!
00:39:34No, no, no, no!
00:39:36No, guys!
00:39:37Guys!
00:39:39Boom!
00:39:393-1!
00:39:40That's how you do that!
00:39:41Boom!
00:39:42First point for Starfleet Academy!
00:39:45Yeah!
00:39:45That's a special!
00:39:47That was for you, my furry little friend!
00:39:49I'm all up in you, baby!
00:39:51Woo!
00:39:52He used our own shots to locate us in the smoke.
00:39:55Smart.
00:39:55Let's go!
00:39:56Let's go!
00:39:57Let's go!
00:39:57Let's go!
00:39:59Let's go!
00:39:59Holy shit!
00:40:02They found a strategy that works.
00:40:04Replacing you.
00:40:11Let's go!
00:40:14Well, we can't pull that off a second time, but at least it's not a shutout.
00:40:25Wait, you're leaving?
00:40:28You're a better captain than I am.
00:40:31It seems yours.
00:40:32What in the sweet name of Kornosh is this?
00:40:39Why is this always on my watch?
00:40:41You will pay!
00:40:43You will pay with blood, sweat, and shame!
00:40:47Why are none of you crying?
00:40:49I'll cry.
00:40:50Quiet!
00:40:51To your chances!
00:40:52Now!
00:40:55I've got a lot of paperwork to get through.
00:41:06None of you have been paying attention.
00:41:08For the record, I've actually been paying attention.
00:41:09The very last time.
00:41:11Patience.
00:41:12And empathy.
00:41:13They are not concessions.
00:41:15These are stra...
00:41:19Hello.
00:41:20Hi.
00:41:21Patience.
00:41:22And empathy.
00:41:24These are strategies.
00:41:26Tools.
00:41:28What?
00:41:30Mirror.
00:41:31Are your pajamas covered in little accordions?
00:41:33They are tiny war cords.
00:41:34You want to say something cute about them?
00:41:36Huh?
00:41:37Do ya?
00:41:37Do ya?
00:41:38You want to end this war once and for all?
00:41:40Show some growth.
00:41:42Growth!
00:41:45Is anybody whistling, whistling, whistling?
00:41:48There will be no more after-hour shenaniganizing.
00:41:51I'm putting the campus under lock and key with biometric security.
00:41:54I'm sure Chancellor Kellering is.
00:41:57Teal of an eyeball.
00:42:02Would be flattered.
00:42:05Disciplinary, menial labor assignments reposted tomorrow.
00:42:0830 hours a person.
00:42:0930.
00:42:10According to item 48.9 being the rulebook, 7-0.
00:42:13Woo-hoo!
00:42:1335.
00:42:15Any other take or see?
00:42:17Dismissed.
00:42:20Out!
00:42:22She must be pissed if she's breaking the rules.
00:42:24Yeah, maybe we should have just listened to what she said and stuck botany.
00:42:28Quiet.
00:42:28Shh, shh, shh.
00:42:31Quietly now.
00:42:32Quietly now.
00:42:32Quiet.
00:42:33Quiet.
00:42:34Shh, shh, shh.
00:42:35It's okay.
00:42:36It's okay.
00:42:37Almost there.
00:42:38Almost there.
00:42:48I think the Chancellor was trying to tell us something.
00:42:52I know she just said patience and empathy.
00:42:56But she also said end the war once and for all.
00:43:00We're going to prank the war college.
00:43:01Yeah.
00:43:02We're going to prank the war college so hard, they'll write songs about it.
00:43:06What?
00:43:06Now.
00:43:07Yes, now.
00:43:09If I'm getting busted, it's going to be worth it.
00:43:11We're going to take what our Chancellor taught us and wait for the right moment.
00:43:15Patience.
00:43:16And hit the war college back on their level.
00:43:19Empathy.
00:43:19Chancellor wants to see some growth?
00:43:21We're going to show her some growth.
00:43:23We're going to be doing disciplinary labor for the rest of our lives.
00:43:26This pad is healthy as a newborn.
00:43:29What's the problem?
00:43:30Teething?
00:43:31It's not receiving incoming messages.
00:43:33Weird.
00:43:38You know what?
00:43:39It's fine.
00:43:40The problem must be on the other end.
00:43:42Yeah, that happens.
00:43:44Look, kid.
00:43:46Any message that you have to chase down does not deserve to be read by you.
00:43:52It's fine.
00:43:53You don't.
00:43:53It's not.
00:43:54It's fine.
00:43:55A teenager with parental issues.
00:43:57Never before in the universe.
00:44:00People are simple.
00:44:01They either show up for you or they don't.
00:44:04Oh, there you are, Commander.
00:44:06Not a good time dispensing wisdom.
00:44:08We were having to ducken for dinner, but now it can't exist because you forgot to prep the replicator.
00:44:15I'm sorry, kitten.
00:44:16My bad.
00:44:17Are you not respecting dinner?
00:44:19Dinner is important.
00:44:20We'll go out.
00:44:21Chinese, Navari.
00:44:24French.
00:44:24I won't cook over, but we'll grab that leg and wrap up sauce.
00:44:29I'll make a res at Yvette's.
00:44:31See?
00:44:33Everything is going to be all right.
00:44:36Nope.
00:44:37Goodbye, my love.
00:44:38Even more now.
00:44:41French Klingon fusion.
00:44:43The cuisine I never knew that I needed.
00:44:45I left a starship on the edge of creation to be with her.
00:44:50That's what you call showing up for someone.
00:44:52Has anyone ever done that for you?
00:44:54I don't know.
00:44:55Maybe someone who was furious with you or maybe someone you repeatedly underestimated who is
00:45:03also your classmate named Genesis?
00:45:06Okay.
00:45:07I didn't know.
00:45:07I mean, you went far away.
00:45:09I was worried about you.
00:45:12So, technically this doesn't require violence, but...
00:45:15The honor of my friends is bound to my own.
00:45:18I will join you.
00:45:19All right.
00:45:21This needs to go like clockwork.
00:45:31Can I, uh...
00:45:38Have I ever told you I used to play the Belaclavian as a kid?
00:45:41It's a Bajoran...
00:45:42I know what it is.
00:45:44Do I care?
00:45:46The kids across the galaxy were starving.
00:45:50And I was playing fancy instruments.
00:45:52I played that thing until my fingers bled.
00:45:55My mom and dad were sitting right in the front row.
00:45:56And I...
00:45:59I missed a note.
00:46:03They left before I could finish the piece.
00:46:05That's my family.
00:46:07You're either the center of the universe or you're nothing.
00:46:11Mom and dad are shoes.
00:46:14Impressive.
00:46:15Yeah.
00:46:16I had to be you or something.
00:46:19Look, I...
00:46:20I took advantage of you when you opened up.
00:46:23I'm sorry.
00:46:24It's a big universe.
00:46:26I can't expect everyone to play fair.
00:46:29You had the right to expect it.
00:46:31He learned something.
00:46:32He didn't mean a word of that.
00:46:34Shut up.
00:46:35Meh.
00:46:42You lead.
00:46:44I follow.
00:46:46Okay.
00:46:49Uh, one thing now.
00:46:52And then I open the ropes.
00:46:55Yeah.
00:46:55Uh, I was six.
00:46:58Kyronians have multiple appendix I.
00:47:00Oh, wow.
00:47:00Appendixes.
00:47:01Appendixes.
00:47:03Let's begin.
00:47:11The war college arms are secure during the day.
00:47:13While the cadets are at class, someone will need to disable the system so we can get in.
00:47:18Where are we supposed to find someone with clearance?
00:47:21Well, uh...
00:47:22Yeah.
00:47:23Uh...
00:47:23It's not perfect.
00:47:25I replicated it from memory.
00:47:27And I had to guess to make Caleb's size.
00:47:30My size?
00:47:30Yeah.
00:47:33I'm not wearing that.
00:47:34Look out of it.
00:47:36This part's way too techy for anyone else to pull off.
00:47:41Oh, my God, go!
00:47:44Oh, my God, go!
00:47:48Oh, my God, go!
00:48:09You want me to remove Calric's eye?
00:48:11Hi.
00:48:11So, yeah, like you, I originally thought
00:48:14that we were removing people's eyeballs and ganglia,
00:48:16but it turns out pranks aren't meant to draw blood.
00:48:20Got it.
00:48:21Sir.
00:48:22Sir?
00:48:25I want to apologize for the illicit game of Calica.
00:48:29This is Cionian tradition.
00:48:31You're not familiar because you've never met Cionian before,
00:48:34but we do this all the time.
00:48:35I offer you my deep remorse.
00:48:39That's quite enough.
00:48:40Please don't deny this culturally sensitive moment,
00:48:43Chancellor Kelric.
00:48:53Thank you, sir.
00:48:59With that polymer DNA imprint,
00:49:01I can code the programmable biometric gel
00:49:04to replicate any one of Calric's body parts.
00:49:15Retinal biometrics and trace DNA confirmed.
00:49:18Yes.
00:49:18Welcome, Commander Kelric.
00:49:21So, once in, I'll override the security grid so it shuts off,
00:49:24but it'll only last 60 seconds.
00:49:26We're gonna need someone fast to deliver the packages while the cadets are at class.
00:49:32It's go time.
00:49:36And I'll deliver the gifts in down under a minute.
00:49:40Like Santa.
00:49:41Oh, I almost forgot to mention, I juiced the growth accelerant,
00:49:45and all those plants were a little too cute for our purpose.
00:49:48You'll see.
00:49:53Once the security system comes back online,
00:49:55you'll need to haul ass.
00:49:57And make sure you don't get caught.
00:49:59Hi, Caleb.
00:50:02Where are you running off to?
00:50:03Caleb?
00:50:04Who-who-who's Caleb?
00:50:05And you should be in class, young lady.
00:50:07You should be ashamed of yourself.
00:50:08Just stop, okay?
00:50:09I can sense you through this ridiculous outfit.
00:50:13Can we talk?
00:50:17Do we have to?
00:50:18No.
00:50:23I'm sorry I didn't tell you when I chose to work college.
00:50:26I should've.
00:50:27I owed you that.
00:50:29I just...
00:50:31I didn't know how.
00:50:33You make me feel-
00:50:35Amazing.
00:50:36Exhilarated.
00:50:37Nuts.
00:50:38Out of control.
00:50:40I'm not like other Betazoids.
00:50:43Back home, I was able to manage it.
00:50:47Now that I have the freedom to...
00:50:49go where I want and...
00:50:51be who I want, that freedom...
00:50:54it cost me something.
00:50:56I think I'm getting the picture.
00:50:57I didn't choose the war college because of you.
00:51:01I chose it so I can finally learn the discipline
00:51:04of being in control of myself.
00:51:06Okay, this place...
00:51:08it's-it's who I am.
00:51:09I mean, it's who I have to be.
00:51:11Oh, come on.
00:51:12You're no more this place than on the Academy.
00:51:15Okay, please don't fall for this.
00:51:17Us versus them shit.
00:51:19You're the one who's...
00:51:20angry.
00:51:21Because I didn't choose your team.
00:51:23You're at the Academy now and you need...
00:51:25everyone to pick up with you because...
00:51:28you don't have the guts to face your own choice.
00:51:30I didn't choose anything.
00:51:32It was either this, or prison.
00:51:35Okay, and I'm not...
00:51:37what are you...
00:51:47you're fighting yourself so hard.
00:51:51You're convincing yourself not to care about this place.
00:51:55These people.
00:51:57I could feel you during the game, Caleb.
00:52:00I can feel it now.
00:52:02This is the first time you've...
00:52:04felt part of a group.
00:52:08And you like it.
00:52:12But you're afraid they'll let you down.
00:52:18Control...
00:52:20is...
00:52:23overrated.
00:52:24there.
00:52:31I win.
00:52:35This isn't over.
00:52:37That's for sure.
00:52:40Hey!
00:52:41Hey!
00:52:42Mr. Magato!
00:52:43Over here, come on!
00:52:45Come on!
00:52:50No running in the hallways!
00:52:54No running in the hallways!
00:52:56No running in the hallways!
00:52:57Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!
00:52:58Ah!
00:52:59I thought you might need to be rescued.
00:53:01Genius has left our transporter module in our changing room.
00:53:04Not bad.
00:53:05How'd you find her?
00:53:06Because I'm an all-seeing genius.
00:53:09Chancellor assigned me lavatory duty.
00:53:11Dammit, she's good.
00:53:12No running in the stairwell!
00:53:13Then all we have to do is wait until sunrise.
00:53:18And...
00:53:19No!
00:53:27No!
00:53:30No!
00:53:33No!
00:53:34No!
00:53:35No!
00:53:37Get outside!
00:53:38Get outside!
00:53:40Kyle, come on!
00:53:47Get out!
00:53:48No!
00:53:48Come on!
00:53:50I'm going to kill whoever did this!
00:53:52Woo 250!
00:53:57Are you fit?
00:53:58No!
00:53:59Jess, Jess, Jess!
00:54:01helfen?!
00:54:02Are you having fun of your
00:54:20Good morning.
00:54:22Is the War College doing primal scream therapy now?
00:54:25We are going to rip those weeds out and shut them so far down your throat you're a shit coral
00:54:30film.
00:54:30You will not fall in.
00:54:36The vitus reflux is a protected species under Starfleet Regulation 286.3.
00:54:43286.4, actually.
00:54:47Unless I'm mistaken, it says disturbing the plant before it reaches adulthood is a crime.
00:54:54Maturation takes longer if those plants sense any stress.
00:55:00So keep calm if you can.
00:55:04Oh, and it helps to talk to them with patience and empathy.
00:55:13Oh, oversight committee has arrived, Chancellor.
00:55:18They'll be inspecting dorm rooms, too, so you might want to try and, you know, tidy up, shall we?
00:55:27I yield.
00:55:29The victory is yours.
00:55:31I commend your cadets for their efforts.
00:55:34And I yours.
00:55:38They learn from the best.
00:55:42The best.
00:55:44The best.
00:55:51Later, guys.
00:55:53The bug.
00:55:59It was you, wasn't it?
00:56:00You were one of the cadets who transported the first years to the roof all those years ago.
00:56:04What was that word you used?
00:56:07Legendary.
00:56:09You've been dropping him since the War College first hit us.
00:56:12Empathy plants.
00:56:13Calric's eyeball.
00:56:14You even said, show me some growth.
00:56:16I know.
00:56:17And then you made us think it was our idea.
00:56:19Why didn't you just tell us?
00:56:20And let you cheat?
00:56:21Like, Calric?
00:56:22Half the fun was seeing if you'd all actually do it.
00:56:24And you did.
00:56:26You executed it with exceptional brilliance.
00:56:29And grace.
00:56:32Sort of.
00:56:32Man, why does everything have to be a full-on lesson in this place?
00:56:36Because it's a school, Caleb.
00:56:40And it's how we were taught.
00:56:43The War College teaches its cadets to fight battles.
00:56:47I'm teaching you to end wars.
00:56:49To learn the patience to formulate a true strategy.
00:56:53And the empathy to understand your opponents so you can disarm them.
00:56:58That's what Starfleet needs to be again.
00:57:01And leading through fear alone makes that impossible.
00:57:12So, like, what would you say to someone who just keeps choosing fear?
00:57:23I literally am asking for a friend.
00:57:30It isn't on you to control anyone but yourself.
00:57:36Hard lesson.
00:57:38But not all opponents are enemies.
00:57:41And the more you play, the more they help you live up to your potential.
00:57:45Maybe you could do that for your friend.
00:57:48Maybe.
00:57:51We'll see.
00:57:59We'll see.
00:58:11We'll see.
00:58:28Did you have this all gamed when I first came into your office?
00:58:32Not really.
00:58:34But when you doubled down on the plan analogies, it all came together.
00:58:39I want to thank you, but I figured you'd need plausible deniability
00:58:44if the Oversight Committee ever found out the new chancellor had shenaned.
00:58:56I appreciate it.
00:59:00I knew you were doing your job.
00:59:03And you were doing yours.
00:59:06I'll admit I couldn't see that.
00:59:08I should have trusted it.
00:59:11I'm going to meditate on trust.
00:59:13What do you usually meditate on?
00:59:16Decapitation.
00:59:22Dear Mother and Father,
00:59:24Academy training remains rigorous as expected.
00:59:29What I hadn't anticipated and am coming to appreciate
00:59:32are the lessons in leadership that I couldn't have received anywhere else.
00:59:37I think that one's mine.
00:59:42Bye, Captain.
00:59:44It's fascinating, really,
00:59:46to be a part of a community where excellence is prized and rewarded,
00:59:51but not to the detriment of its individual members.
00:59:54One can lead and be led with empathy,
00:59:59patience,
01:00:00and not just for others,
01:00:02but for oneself as well.
01:00:04I haven't.
01:00:05I never knew such a thing was possible.
01:00:13Perhaps this is what friendship
01:00:16and family
01:00:18are meant to be.
01:00:20Perhaps this is who I am meant to be.
01:00:36Heads up.
01:00:43Welcome to the team.
01:01:06It's perfect.
01:01:10Check this guy out.
01:01:39Welcome to the team.
01:01:54Welcome to the team.
01:02:23Welcome to the team.
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