00:23A question, Chairman. Where is Toronto?
00:26Out on the reservation with the Lone Ranger, Mr. Peabody.
00:28Ha, ha, ha. You're close. Actually, Toronto is in Canada, and that is our destination for today.
00:33What great name in history are we going to meet up there?
00:36Constable Archibald Woolley.
00:37Never heard of him.
00:38He was the first Royal Canadian Mounted Policeman.
00:41I instructed Chairman to set the way back machine for the year 1869,
00:44the place, an outpost in the wilderness territory of Toronto.
00:47And before you could say, halt or I'll shoot,
00:49we were standing inside the post headquarters watching a very irate Constable Woolley.
00:53What's the matter, Mr. Peabody? He's tearing the place to pieces.
00:56Looking for something, Constable?
00:58Yes, by George, a new job.
01:00You mean you're quitting the Mounties?
01:02Yes, the whole thing's a bust.
01:04For my very first case, I'm supposed to bring in Ottawa O'Toole.
01:07Well, bring him in.
01:08I can't.
01:09Why not?
01:09Because of our motto. We always get our man.
01:13Ottawa O'Toole is a girl.
01:15Well, I convinced the Constable that girl or no girl, Ottawa O'Toole had to be brought in.
01:19Following up the latest information as to whereabouts,
01:21we arrived at the Pettigrew Fair Company only to find it in a complete state of disorder
01:25and a going-out-of-business sign over the main gate.
01:28Trouble here, Pettigrew?
01:29Trouble ain't a word for it.
01:31Ottawa O'Toole struck again.
01:33She's ruined me.
01:34What did she do this time?
01:36She crossed all my minks with skunks.
01:39Now my business stinks.
01:42One good thing came of all this.
01:43O'Toole had left a very clear trail.
01:45Hoping to head her off before she could commit another atrocity,
01:48Constable Woolley took off but didn't get very far for Miss O'Toole had set a booby trap.
01:53Yes, and she caught a booby too.
01:56Undaunted, we picked up the trail on you
01:58and followed it to the edge of a dense forest of mighty Saskatchewan spruce.
02:02There on a tree was a wanted poster.
02:04Look, Sherman.
02:05Wanted!
02:05Ottawa O'Toole and her two sisters, Hermione and Gingold.
02:09This unfortunately gave the Constable an idea.
02:11If only I could find two ladies and talk them into posing as O'Toole's sisters,
02:16I'd put them in jail and when she came to break them out, I'd have her.
02:21Unfortunately, ladies were hard to come by in the wilderness,
02:23so the Constable did what he considered to be the next best thing.
02:26How come I have to wear a bonnet, Mr. Peabody?
02:29Because most girls don't have cowlick, Sherman.
02:32We were locked up in the nearest jail and awaited developments which were soon to come.
02:35As Constable Woolley had figured, Ottawa O'Toole took the bait.
02:39Look, Hermione, a rock with a note tied to it.
02:42Suppressing the urge to throttle Sherman, I instead read the note.
02:45Sisters, I will take care of the Mountie and have you out in a jiffy, signed Ottawa.
02:50Hmm, it seems as though she means the Constable bodily harm.
02:53Yeah, we'd better warn him.
02:55Constable, come here, hurry!
02:57Be with you in a moment.
02:58Someone's at the door.
02:59But that's what we want to...
03:01Good evening, madam.
03:04We're still locked up.
03:05How's she going to get us out?
03:06Just then there was a tap at the window.
03:09A hand thrust its way through the bars and dropped the long, thin object at Sherman's feet.
03:13A burning candle, Mr. Peabody.
03:14That is not a candle.
03:16Are you sure?
03:18Positive.
03:20When we came to, we were trussed up in the back of a speeding buckboard heading into a remote area.
03:24Our driver was obviously the fiendishly clever Ottawa.
03:27Also, obviously, she had discovered the ruse and was out to dispose of us.
03:30I'm awful hungry, Mr. Peabody.
03:32Mind if I eat my jelly beans?
03:34What jelly beans?
03:34I ripped a hole in your pocket and you've been dropping them at the rate of three beans per quarter
03:38mile.
03:39What did you do that for?
03:40To provide a trail for Constable Woolley.
03:42Sure enough, a scant 400 feet behind was the redoubtable constable, not only following the trail, but eating it as
03:48well.
03:49It was almost sundown when Ottawa O'Toole brought the buckboard to a stop at the edge of a lofty precipice.
03:54How come she's stopping here, Mr. Peabody?
03:56Obviously, she intends to push the buckboard and us over.
04:00But before she could do so...
04:01Ottawa O'Toole, you're under arrest.
04:03Good work, Mr. Constable.
04:05Tie her up.
04:05I can't do it.
04:07We always get our man, not our woman.
04:10This isn't cricket.
04:12O'Toole would have escaped had it not been for my superior powers of deduction.
04:15So grabbing a nearby rock...
04:17You can't hit a lady, Mr. Peabody.
04:18She's no lady, Sherman.
04:21The disgrace of it all.
04:23Capturing a woman instead of a man.
04:26Ah, but you did get your man.
04:28Observe.
04:29Ottawa O'Toole was a man disguised as a woman.
04:32Bravo.
04:33Hear her and all that, Tommy Rout.
04:35Gee, how did you know Ottawa was a man?
04:37Because she had 5 o'clock shadow at 3.30.
04:40That Constable Woolley sure is a great policeman.
04:43Very true, but he became even a better actor.
04:45He did?
04:46I never heard of him as an actor.
04:47Well, of course you have, Sherman.
04:49Surely everybody's heard of...
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