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The great indian kapil show - The return of samay raina and ranveer
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00:03Oh
00:08Good evening and welcome to the great Indian Kapil show
00:17Shukriya Shukriya, please bet here
00:24Kisne ka I love you
00:27Jiti roo khush roo
00:30Shukriya, Situ bhaji,
00:31Aaj kal,
00:32Har benda YouTube channel bana raha hai
00:34Aap doonoko toh patahiyya
00:37Aap kisiko Netflix jaisy platform pe bhi lhe aho maal loo
00:40192 country mein jahaan pe loog dekh rahe hai
00:42Phir bhi benda apna YouTube channel bana ta jurur hai
00:45Mä aapni baat kera raha ho
00:48Acha ek ghar mein agar 4 log rheitae
00:50Toh maa ka alag hai, baap ka alag hai, bacho ka alag YouTube channel hai
00:54Is bar mein aapki baat kera raha ho
00:57Kehne ka mitslub hai
00:59Aap dhekho
01:00Har benda video banane mein laga hua hai
01:03Aap itne saare channels aage hai
01:05Pataniyaan laghi hoi in kitchen mein
01:07Guys
01:08Aaj me ne dahi bali ur kadi chaawal banai hai hai
01:12Pichhe uske husband ka muh kulae ka kula ra jata hai
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02:02ha
02:02I also thought about YouTube.
02:04Hi guys!
02:05Guys, everyone has to be like a house.
02:08Hi guys!
02:09Okay, so comment on their videos that you are very bad.
02:12Guys, I will tell you about backless blouse.
02:20Guys, I will tell you about backless blouse.
02:21Look, only one person has a blouse.
02:24They are hearing people who are normal.
02:28What's the problem?
02:29When an interview see her, my parents told her,
02:33she said she made a tattoo,
02:34she laid a tattoo on her.
02:38There is a different channel of knowledge.
02:41Do you know them?
02:42They are walking the piano.
02:43I didn't know the piano.
02:45They are the expression of Ahrung Govil and Alok Naat Ji.
02:48Let us make the expression.
02:49They keep closed and open them from the door.
02:52They say that they appear to say that
02:54the problem is the peace.
02:55It's a new world, friends.
02:57Everyone is living in life.
02:59This is a living four days.
03:01She tells me about it.
03:02She says, what's your mother?
03:03She says, what's your name?
03:03She doesn't take a name from 25 days.
03:05It's a living four days.
03:09Some people make a video of traveling.
03:12Bring your bag and bring your bag.
03:15The world is waiting for you.
03:17Someone commenting below.
03:19If you want to go to the house, who will you give a baby?
03:21I have a
03:23but this is true
03:24the talented people
03:27who are their work
03:28and their original content
03:29and their own channel
03:30become a superstar
03:31and their channel
03:35please welcome
03:38Mr. Samiraina
03:39and Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia
03:51Steve
03:51Mr. Ranveer Allah
03:59How are you, bro?
04:01Welcome
04:02Welcome, welcome
04:05Welcome
04:07Joseph, Joseph, Joseph!
04:09Joseph, Joseph, Joseph!
04:11Joseph, Joseph!
04:11Joseph, Joseph, Joseph!
04:15What a story.
04:16What a matter of fact, what a matter of fact is that you love your people.
04:19I'm just happy that we're out of jail.
04:24You all know them well.
04:27The last year we've been searching for the most of the celebrities.
04:33People were searching for the internet.
04:35There weren't a lot of people who were searching for the police.
04:40What did you feel last year? How did it go?
04:42It was a very strange year.
04:44In this whole studio, there were two people who went to Supreme Court.
04:49That's us and Siddhu Paji.
04:58That's why I wrote a share for you.
05:01Okay, wow.
05:03Come on, come on.
05:05Don't be afraid of yourself.
05:09Don't be afraid of yourself.
05:11Don't be afraid of yourself.
05:19Don't be afraid of yourself.
05:28Don't be afraid of your men.
05:29If the women are in the world,
05:32when their dreams don't forget the people who were apostated,
05:33they h Security.
05:33I'll get a screenshot.
05:34No, no, no.
05:38I feel like I'm going to get lost at home.
05:41Today, you'll have a little coaching
05:42about how to bounce back.
05:44The last time Ranveer and Samir were at 7,
05:46when there was a police case,
05:48so, today, you'll be at the same time.
05:51We'll take a coffee or an anti-spittery bail.
05:58You were watching later on, like?
06:00I've seen a lot of episodes.
06:01I've also done a lot of episodes.
06:02Yes.
06:02I've just called it.
06:04I've just called it.
06:04I said, why didn't the case happen?
06:06So...
06:07And...
06:07When my show closed,
06:10one day before,
06:11I called a call
06:12that something is going to be bad.
06:15What?
06:16Is it true or not?
06:17I said,
06:18look, you've got to look at it.
06:19You've got to look at it.
06:20I've got to look at it.
06:21I've got to tell you about it.
06:23I don't have to say anything.
06:26You can say anything,
06:27but when you're famous,
06:29you can't say anything.
06:30What?
06:34What?
06:42What?
06:42What?
06:46What?
06:47What?
06:52What?
06:54Why?
06:56Why?
06:57Ranbir is very beloved and these are the controversies, bro.
07:02They come to teach you all. I'm sure you will have learned a lot of things.
07:05People, let's see how much love you today.
07:11When the show closed, who was first calling you? What happened to you?
07:16I had to call you a lawyer before.
07:18Okay.
07:20And his phone didn't stop.
07:22Okay. So where did Ranbir call you?
07:24No, my brother came here in an audience and I went to their house.
07:29He's here for that.
07:30So the person who has been able to help you to help you, is the only person who has been
07:33able to help you.
07:37I didn't have an idea.
07:38Directly, it was about an hour and I said, come on.
07:41Then I knew that everything was going on.
07:43Then when you saw this clip, I said, come on, come on, come on.
07:49Until I left my house.
07:50I was just going to leave my house.
07:53After this controversy, you have a phone to do more shows.
07:56Do you have a live show?
07:57Or do you have the books that were the first?
08:00I said, go on, go on, go on.
08:00Put advance.
08:01The phone is very high, sir.
08:03But today, comedy is very difficult.
08:06Do you know?
08:11Sir, I mean, how do you do?
08:13I don't know.
08:13I mean, I mean, that's when I was genuinely the first call of Kapil sir.
08:17I don't know what the price was, what it was.
08:20He said, what time is going on.
08:21I mean, whatever your good time is going on,
08:23your bad time is going on.
08:29We were waiting for the other.
08:31Something will happen, but...
08:35At that time, Kapil sir also stopped tweeting.
08:37There were 25 months in the last few weeks.
08:46He stopped tweeting.
08:46The first two evenings, the time he stopped taking theруг.
08:48He stopped drinking.
08:50He stopped doing it.
08:52Kapil, you later, I came to 2004 or 2005,
08:562007.
08:58As I thought I was feeling 2007,
09:00this girl seemed so close to me.
09:01Oh!
09:02It's lovely, it's lovely.
09:04It's lovely.
09:04It's lovely.
09:05It's lovely.
09:05It's lovely.
09:06It's lovely.
09:07It's lovely.
09:09It's lovely.
09:11It's lovely.
09:14It's like a breath of fresh air.
09:15First, I would like to say that their heart is very clean.
09:18That's what people should know.
09:20No, don't you close the show.
09:21Then leave your life.
09:24Your heart will be clean.
09:28It's lovely.
09:28In the last year our friends are getting significantly higher.
09:31I feel like.
09:32It's the truth.
09:34It's the truth.
09:37It's the truth.
09:38What a joke, son.
09:40It's the truth.
09:41It's the same thing.
09:44When we see ourselves, people will have some blood.
09:47The charge will also be put on the subject.
09:49When you've prepared your set of comedy,
09:51you'll read our friends or your attorney.
09:54Sir, I am the lawyer with my wife.
09:57I am sitting in the basement of my house.
10:00The entire theater broke up.
10:03Sir, I'm really sorry.
10:05I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
10:07How many times do you have to go to the venue?
10:11Oh my God.
10:14I want to talk to you about your venue.
10:17Sorry about your venue.
10:19How many times do you have to go?
10:21People came to the joke, they were offended and now they had to talk about it.
10:26You all are here, honestly, you have been great inspiration for all of us.
10:30You see us, we are thinking that we are going to laugh.
10:33Thank you, sir. Thank you, brother.
10:37Genuinely a very, very big moment for me.
10:40In fact, I am watching you from childhood, across various shows.
10:43It was always my dream that I would come to the TV one day.
10:46I never thought that you would come to OTT one day.
10:56I genuinely love you so much, Alchana Maham and Siddupaji.
11:00I love you guys so much.
11:02If God closes one door, then open ten doors.
11:07You are the one who will see the doors.
11:08The most people are killing us, sir.
11:23I love you.
11:24I love you, brother.
11:25I love you, brother. You are absolutely brilliant.
11:32You are a part of my whole childhood.
11:38I was watching you and Shaker, sir.
11:41I was watching you in the comedy circus.
11:43I followed every episode.
11:45Then I didn't know what to say.
11:46I love you, brother.
11:54Come and sit down and talk. Come, please.
12:01You are too good, man.
12:03Genuinely, sir.
12:04I respect you both.
12:06But I do a little bit more.
12:08I don't know why I'm doing it, because he hasn't been out of zero.
12:19He has hit, he has hit, he has hit.
12:24It feels like someone has hit me.
12:27He was batting strong.
12:32But when we went to the police station,
12:34there was a lot of fans there too.
12:36Okay.
12:37He was hitting their dialogue in the camera.
12:40He said, take it, take it, take it.
12:50Oh my God.
12:52Oh my God.
12:53Oh my God.
12:53Oh my God.
12:55Rindir, tell me, how is the beard biceps?
12:58When I started, I had a goal to make a fitness channel.
13:02I thought it was a cool name.
13:04Like in wrestling, people's names.
13:06Triple H, Stone Cold.
13:08I thought it was cool.
13:10Okay.
13:11But over time, I didn't drink beer.
13:16Bicep is still here.
13:17But the name is a bit popular.
13:20So we've kept it.
13:21Do you have to take a liquor license?
13:23Do you have to take a liquor license?
13:23Or do you have to take a liquor license?
13:24No, no, no.
13:25It's a liquor license.
13:26When you've seen stand-up,
13:29this is a lot of jokes on your grandma.
13:32My grandma has never said,
13:34why are you wrong with my family?
13:37When you have jokes on my grandma,
13:38they're true?
13:49Well said.
13:51Well said.
13:53Well said.
13:55Well said.
14:081-0-0 is the only call.
14:10That's the police.
14:11Yes.
14:12I didn't even remember.
14:13Brother, I called 102 to the hotel.
14:15Who comes to it?
14:16Fire.
14:18He said, where did the fire look?
14:20I said, the fire looks like in the morning.
14:31Did any parents come and say,
14:34I watched my child's video?
14:35Yes, the parents said.
14:36What?
14:38What?
14:43My parents liked Kapil Sharma Show.
14:47There's also a story.
14:48It's a genuine story.
14:49Yes.
14:50My dad was a lot of watching.
14:52He was bedridden in his final phase.
14:54But Kapil Sharma Show was a lot of watching.
14:57So, wherever he is,
14:58he's very happy today.
14:59Thank you brother.
15:00Big, big day.
15:01Thank you brother.
15:02Thank you brother.
15:02Samai,
15:04you're an amazing comedian.
15:05So, who do you think in India is the best stand-up comedian?
15:11Stand up.
15:12In this case,
15:14there's no doubt in this, ma'am,
15:16that India is the best stand-up comedian.
15:18India is the world's right here.
15:20Kapil Sharma.
15:21Thank you brother.
15:22Lovely.
15:25Genuinely,
15:26I don't know how he does it.
15:30I mean,
15:30every week,
15:32every show,
15:33like episode,
15:34I don't know how many thousands of episodes you have done, sir.
15:36It is unbelievable.
15:37Like,
15:38it's,
15:39yeah,
15:39a legend better now this time.
15:40Thank you brother.
15:43This is what they do.
15:45When they give you love,
15:46you have confidence.
15:48And normally,
15:49what happens is that
15:50sometimes we make a script,
15:51sometimes it's not secure,
15:52sometimes it's not.
15:53But,
15:53people,
15:54giving you applause,
15:56giving you a compliment,
15:56giving you a compliment,
15:57giving you a compliment,
15:57giving you a compliment,
15:58you are with us.
16:00And,
16:00this is your love.
16:05How are you?
16:05Kapilpaji,
16:06let me ask a question.
16:08Dancer.
16:08Dancer.
16:09Dancer.
16:11Yes,
16:16please.
16:17How are you in your life?
16:18Like,
16:19generally,
16:19how do you feel that
16:20you've played so many years?
16:22And,
16:23from your perspective,
16:24what is it all?
16:25Like,
16:25many times,
16:26you meet with a police officer,
16:29what is your shock?
16:30I feel great.
16:31I feel great.
16:33It's a shock.
16:34Sometimes,
16:34in free time,
16:35we will listen to it.
16:36Our shock,
16:38our profession,
16:39our brand and butter.
16:40And,
16:41there is a jam,
16:43Is it?
16:44It's a jam,
16:45It's a jam,
16:46So,
16:47I feel like,
16:47this is a blessing,
16:49that you feel good.
16:50We are still with people,
16:52when we don't get money.
16:53So,
16:54I feel like,
16:55you keep doing your work
16:55with your heart,
16:56and the rest of the things
16:57come.
17:00And,
17:00I've seen so many films,
17:02which actors have seen,
17:03when they come to our show,
17:04so,
17:04I feel like,
17:06that,
17:07this is a dream,
17:08or something,
17:09there is a life,
17:10everything happens.
17:11I'll do a show run.
17:12Today,
17:13my brother has kept a little bit,
17:13because,
17:14after death,
17:14he talks about it.
17:19In the show,
17:21In the show,
17:22that,
17:22that,
17:22of,
17:23that,
17:24the,
17:24of,
17:32the,
17:37and,
17:48of,
17:50I'm going to go out and go out and go out.
17:52Is there something uncomfortable with this?
17:54Or any question?
17:55No, I feel that people are open.
17:58So you can move forward in the conversation.
18:01How do I do that?
18:01Give me a little example.
18:02I'm going to drill.
18:04Do you think about death?
18:07I didn't think about it.
18:08I don't think about it.
18:10But you don't worry that you're excited.
18:14Who's excited for death?
18:17Wow, I'll die tomorrow.
18:18I'll die tomorrow.
18:19What is this?
18:21It's a good thing.
18:22Where are we going?
18:23I'm afraid of death.
18:25Last year he asked me,
18:27do you think about death?
18:30I didn't think about death.
18:30But for the last year,
18:32I thought about death.
18:40What's that?
18:40Go to the bathroom?
18:41Who's the team?
18:43Who's the team?
18:44We've seen them,
18:45didn't come to a police.
18:51Come in.
18:53Go!
18:54Go!
18:59Go!
19:00Go!
19:02Go!
19:03Go!
19:03Go!
19:03Go!
19:04Go!
19:07Go!
19:16Hello, hello, hello!
19:18Hi!
19:18Hi!
19:19Hi!
19:20Hi!
19:23Listen, listen.
19:30Let me know you can take some of the meat.
19:31Yeah!
19:32That's the best of the meat, Papa.
19:33oh my god, eating meat is a good thing
19:36I'm on diet
19:36I don't know, first time I eat a little bit
19:40Open your mouth
19:42Wow
19:44You go to the house and eat it
19:48Why did they eat it?
19:49Dad, don't open your mouth
19:55If they opened your mouth
19:58In the desert
20:00In the desert
20:00We're closed
20:04That's right
20:06That's right
20:07India has got latent
20:08India has got deleted
20:11That's right
20:12Let me introduce myself
20:14I wrote a script from Sunil Paal
20:17Oh
20:21I've watched your show
20:22Thank you so much
20:24You listen to the audience
20:26You listen to the jokes
20:27Yes, you listen to the jokes
20:29I have a joke
20:29I have a joke
20:31One time
20:31One time
20:31There's a kid
20:32On the balcony
20:34There's a kid
20:35There's a kid
20:36He asks
20:37He's at home
20:38He says
20:39He's out
20:42What happened?
20:43He didn't come out
20:44He didn't come out
20:44He didn't come out
20:46He didn't come out
20:47He didn't come out
20:54He response
20:57He didn't come out
20:58It was a ethical
20:59He is trying to come out
21:05He's putting some details
21:09Who's going outbright
21:11thing The
21:11way you would like to work Was
21:12he Tennessee What
21:14did he come out He
21:17won't What
21:18did he say? To
21:18did he come out I
21:22asked Look
21:23him
21:24I have understood that you read such books and that's why you ask all of us, right?
21:30Of course.
21:30Yeti, Alien.
21:33Have you ever seen your own podcast?
21:38India is the best podcast.
21:41This is mine.
21:42No, I have seen it. I have seen it.
21:44I have seen it. I have seen it.
21:45I have seen it on their podcast.
21:46There was a very big comedian, Kiku Sharada.
21:51He said that you are so cute,
21:55if I am your wife.
21:58What are you talking about?
22:00No, I have seen it.
22:02No, I have seen it.
22:02No, I have seen it.
22:03What are you talking about?
22:04A very big comedian, Kiku Sharada.
22:07What are you talking about?
22:11A big comedian?
22:12Social media, now the price is also dropped.
22:15You are more than 2,000,000.
22:17I have seen it more than 2,000,000.
22:24We will check the details.
22:26You will have seen it while you are at the same time.
22:28Please, let me see.
22:31Which is your bag?
22:33This is Samai.
22:34Oh!
22:35Chess.
22:39You are very shocked to play chess.
22:41Let me tell you something.
22:43Jib Aapko Unt Ki Chal Ka Patata Tha Wazir Ki Chal Ka Patata Tha Ghoڑe Ki Chal Ka Patata Tha
22:52To It's Ne Bڑe Podcaster Ki Chal Ka Aapko Patata Nighi Chala
23:01It's Na Roast Matkar Acha Lega Acha Lega Acha Lega Acha Lega Ganya Bura Lega Aisha
23:05No No Suneel Pal Kuka Acha Lega Acha Bye Chance Kambhi Koko Acha
23:11Whatever you said, we didn't understand any jokes.
23:14So, Saturday comes to our show on Netflix.
23:17Let's watch it.
23:17If you can't watch Saturday,
23:19you can watch it in the future.
23:21Our episodes don't delete it.
23:27Thank you so much.
23:29Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
23:34We have some pictures of you.
23:36And your audience, who you can see now,
23:38are you going to comment?
23:39Let's watch it.
23:49I'll see you.
23:49We have some pictures.
23:50Caption this.
23:51Who is it?
23:52You or Anveer?
23:53He says he's with Minati.
23:54He's a fokra man.
23:56Mr. Beast, who is the world's biggest YouTuber.
23:59We have Kabil Sharma.
24:00We are also Mythpat.
24:02Let's watch the comments below.
24:03It seems that everyone's one lawyer.
24:08Let's see.
24:13.
24:14Who is standing above?
24:18Ranmi.
24:21.
24:21And look at this.
24:239 years of bare bicep.
24:25I now enter my tenth.
24:26All the beginning of my career, my mind was full of ideas.
24:29But my heart was full of
24:30.
24:33It's samurai show.
24:35It's samurai show.
24:36It's called Katana, so...
24:38After having a joke, he's still standing in the house.
24:43Look at the comments below.
24:45I don't think anyone has commented on the caption.
24:48Okay.
24:49What?
24:50Swinney Niveden is that the caption is like caption,
24:53but the caption is not like caption.
24:55Look at that.
24:57And look at it.
24:59If you look in the sky,
25:01you will not open the sky.
25:07And look at it.
25:08It's like a mask.
25:10If you're right,
25:12you don't need to be right.
25:16And look at it.
25:19Hey.
25:20This is a photo of Scotland.
25:22Sir, what did you put in your back?
25:25You're stretching it.
25:26Sir, before the show,
25:27you had a muscle pulled back.
25:28Like you had to do it.
25:30Yes, sir.
25:31So, he was doing a person,
25:33but after he did it,
25:57my real personality only comes through in Goa dumps,
26:02not on the podcast
26:04yeah, you have never had a whole blood test
26:06all reports are normal
26:10but is it a good feeling?
26:15It's a good feeling like therapy
26:16I was also on the beach
26:20and a dog came
26:22before I came out of the race
26:23and he was gone
26:24and look at me
26:32the police is being under ground
26:34and look at me
26:38look at me
26:39look at me
26:40look at the comments
26:45longest and shortest running shows together
26:53and look at me
26:55show stopper with show stop
26:59public
27:00creative
27:01and
27:01see
27:04finished
27:06today
27:08a special guest
27:09in our
27:10name is Charles
27:11he is a great
27:11beautiful
27:12man
27:13he is
27:13in charge
27:14for
27:15more
27:15more
27:15more
27:18come
27:19our
27:21event
27:23and
27:23Charles
27:24was hosting this event
27:26in the office
27:27brilliant
27:28host
27:29and
27:29the
27:30who
27:31did that
27:32Charles
27:34I want to
27:35first
27:36tell you
27:36something about
27:38and then
27:39what are your
27:39fun
27:40so first
27:42women's
27:43ladies first
27:43so
27:44the same thing
27:46I love you
27:49so
27:49my name is Charles
27:50Rao
27:50and I work for the National Association for the Blind India
27:54so we are the India's first National Association for the Blind India
27:58which works on the cradle till the grave for the community
28:03and what do I know
28:04what do I know
28:04I am not born blind
28:06from sighted to partially and partially to blindness
28:09someone asked me
28:10at the show
28:10someone asked me
28:12when you are doing comedy
28:12and I said
28:13when I was born
28:14you are going to be comedy
28:16and
28:17I want to tell
28:17something
28:18I am
28:19for you
28:19do you know
28:21what is the difference between sympathy and empathy
28:22today
28:23I was able to come to the show
28:24I was standing on the platform
28:25on the border
28:26for crossing the road
28:27to cross.
28:28One person came and was running in his own way and I was stuck.
28:32He was stuck and he saw me.
28:34He didn't say anything.
28:35I said, okay, okay, okay.
28:36And I went and took him.
28:38I said, okay, okay, I went and took him and left him.
28:41And left him and left him and left him.
28:42He disappeared.
28:43And left him and left him.
28:45And left him and left him.
28:46At last, I knew that I was running from one to two to one.
28:50Because people were in sympathy with me.
28:54Yes.
28:54So the story says that, if you like to cross,
28:57in your life, if you want to keep someone in your life,
28:58then you will keep it with empathy.
29:00And not so much that I have to do something.
29:02And left him and left him.
29:05Charles, do you want to do one podcast with me?
29:08Yes, sir.
29:10Do you want to take my interview?
29:11Or do you want to take my client?
29:12Kapil, sir, I have brought something which is made by my hand,
29:15my friend Mpraful.
29:19So he's here.
29:20Beautiful.
29:21Thank you, brother.
29:22I also have a gift for you.
29:23So Charles, you are so beloved.
29:34Thank you very much.
29:38Thank you very much.
29:39Thank you, man.
30:04Thank you very much.
30:09Oh, Sunil, brother.
30:13Welcome, welcome.
30:26Okay.
30:28How are you, Sarjee?
30:30I'm just watching how you're wearing the shoes today.
30:36Sunil, you're very happy.
30:50You're very happy.
30:53I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
30:58You're very happy.
31:11What's your love?
31:14It doesn't come to the world, it doesn't come to the world.
31:17And if it doesn't come to the world, it becomes a person.
31:22What do you tell me, Kapil?
31:24You have to have to see this in the world.
31:29What is this?
31:31One second.
31:32I have done so much love with you.
31:35I have so much difficulty with them.
31:37I am going to shoot a grenade from my mouth.
31:40I am not going to perform any other questions.
31:43I am not going to perform any other questions.
31:46I am not going to perform any other questions.
31:49I am not going to perform any other questions.
31:50Why don't you do the brush?
32:00The time of brushing is over.
32:03I have come to polish it here.
32:04I am going to polish it too.
32:08Yes, sir.
32:09I love you so much.
32:10Look at me.
32:14But Sunil Pai, you have forgiven them or not?
32:17Because he loves you.
32:19I would request.
32:20I don't do anything.
32:21But I want to ask Sunil.
32:23What have you done in the time?
32:24I would say that,
32:25If you are a fool of a fool,
32:26remember the fool of a fool.
32:28And if you are a fool of a fool,
32:30only the fool of a fool.
32:32What is my fool of a fool?
32:37I am not making an fool.
32:38I will have done anything.
32:39I will have to do anything.
32:40Even if you are a fool,
32:43I will teach Sunil Pai's video.
32:44They have never done a fool?
32:45No.
32:45I will teach them from the comments.
32:51I will teach them.
32:52comments here. Sunil, Paal ji, genuinely, I think I have one number from 10, and...
33:04So, thank you very much, Kapil sir, the first one, that you have such a good
33:07mehfil, which is Jengiz's mehfil, and these Jengiz's two superstars are standing here.
33:12What did I say about them?
33:14They got a new name, Showstopper.
33:16Showstopper.
33:18This is a very cool life moment for me, that this generation's goat comic, and last generation's goat comic.
33:25They've cut so much of the shit, that they got out.
33:28Sir, they're giving you advice, sir.
33:34Thank you very much.
33:36Thank you very much.
33:39Sir, you're in attack mode.
33:43No, no, no.
33:44Thank you very much.
33:45Love you, love you.
33:48I have a question in my mind. Sunil, bro, where do I know you?
33:50The first laughter challenge, you're a winner.
33:52We've seen you. We've also thought that we'll give you an audition.
33:55And you...
33:56I was sitting in that office,
33:57and the phone comes in front of us.
33:59So, there weren't dates for six months.
34:01Sunil, Paal, how much so busy for the next six months?
34:03You've earned the coronavirus.
34:04That day, you came to my film's premiere to Chapel.
34:07Yes, sir.
34:08What are your strategies behind that?
34:09What's that?
34:11I thought that one of the big people will come.
34:15So, I don't see the big ones,
34:17I don't see the big ones,
34:18I don't see the big ones,
34:19I don't see the big ones,
34:20I don't see the big ones.
34:22I thought that I'll do something like that,
34:25that it's different.
34:27Seriously?
34:28Yes.
34:29So, I thought that you were probably going to be a place where you are going.
34:31You can see that light white,
34:32so you can go there.
34:34That up.
34:36He's going to pipes in the kennel,
34:37and he turns out to them.
34:38From there again.
34:43See that?
34:52Yes, sir!
34:53Yes, sir.
34:54They all said so many things,
34:56I told you,
34:57my mom,
34:58you are happy to see me.
35:00I remember when we came to a laughter challenge.
35:04Sunil, he was a legendary comedian of Pakistan.
35:08He said something.
35:09He said that there is competition.
35:11The film star, the hero in make,
35:13he said that he would wear this,
35:14I would wear this.
35:15What is it?
35:15You are also laughing.
35:17We are also laughing at the world.
35:18You are taking a lot of laughter.
35:22There is no difference.
35:24But the thing is that you are doing
35:25is a noble job.
35:26Sunil, we love you for our hearts.
35:29And you also mark them.
35:30No, no, no.
35:32I just request that I have never done that.
35:37I have downloaded it.
35:41As a comedian, genuinely,
35:43I think that when we are angry,
35:47when comedians are angry,
35:47the whole world is attacked.
35:49In the media, everyone comes.
35:51There is a time when we expect
35:52that our industry will support us.
35:55So, you will also come.
35:57Then...
35:59It's just...
36:00It's a little bit.
36:05Now...
36:05Let's do a job.
36:06Let's keep a debate in this mood.
36:07Yes.
36:08Debate?
36:09What should happen in comedy?
36:10What should happen in comedy?
36:10What should happen in comedy?
36:10This is the debate.
36:11Very good.
36:12Done, sir. Let's go.
36:29Welcome to Tijik's News Debate.
36:32Oh!
36:33Oh!
36:35Now, tonight...
36:36Oh!
36:37In the debate.
36:39Debate in the tonight.
36:44If you want to talk to us,
36:46What you want to talk to us,
36:47it is not a matter of mind.
36:48Just say,
36:48Noise pollution has to be there.
36:51Oh!
36:52Have your...
36:53Debut that I want to talk to you in a moment.
36:54A new noise pollution.
36:56The debate can be.
36:58Yes.
36:59Let me introduce.
36:59Excuse me.
37:03I have to sit in my hands on my hands.
37:07Two dogs, one mother.
37:10Sorry, sorry, sorry.
37:13Two dogs, one dog.
37:15Sunil Palser.
37:20I have to sit in my hands on my hands.
37:23One minute.
37:27What's your hands on my hands?
37:28What's your hands on my hands?
37:29Why don't you put a jet spray?
37:32I have to understand.
37:33Because that's the sprayer.
37:36Sometimes the pressure comes.
37:39Let's concentrate on the defense.
37:42Relax, relax.
37:44Here, two of them are sitting here.
37:49What's your name, brother?
37:53I can't explain my real name for this security reason.
37:57But my social media name is Bihsi Dharinda.
38:25Bihsi Dharinda?
38:27I have to say that you are in Bihsi Dharinda.
38:29I have to say that you are in Bihsi Dharinda.
38:31I have to say that you are in Bihsi Dharinda.
38:31So I have done the best.
38:33So we are starting on the comedy.
38:35First of all, we have to know what is comedy.
38:38Yes.
38:44I want to know that.
38:46Excuse me.
38:48Excuse me.
38:48I want to know that.
38:49Excuse me.
38:50Excuse me.
39:11Bihsi Dharinda.
39:13As always.
39:17As always.
39:19Can I help you?
39:20Uncle please can you shut up.
39:21Uncle, Uncle…
39:22Uncle…
39:23Uncle…
39:23Uncle…
39:23Uncle, I am your mother.
39:27Look, I will show the answer.
39:35foreign
39:58I don't think you are wrong with the last meeting.
40:00I'm sorry to say that your mouth is totally different.
40:03I'm sorry to say.
40:05I'm saying that your mouth is uploaded to YouTube,
40:08and then delete it.
40:12Let me add, let me add.
40:13Can you just shut up, please? Two minutes, two minutes.
40:16Can we just listen to me?
40:18Yes.
40:20Sunil Paal Ji's saying that
40:23the girls who are young and young people are not interested in the show.
40:26Sunil Paal Ji,
40:28do you want to say this again or change?
40:30I just want to say that I am from Naakpur.
40:33And Naakpur Santranagiri.
40:35And Santranagiri.
40:37And Santranagiri.
40:42But our Santranagiri is not happening.
40:47We are here from the streets.
40:49We are here from the streets.
40:52Now you have no choice.
40:53There's no choice.
40:55Is there any choice?
41:00No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
41:03No, no, no.
41:04You have no choice.
41:09Do you have no choice?
41:17Mr. Anbeer, what do you think?
41:20What do you think?
41:21How do you think?
41:21Say that, you're close, let's go home.
41:29I'm not sure you're a little old boy.
41:34I've never seen such a young girl.
41:35I've never seen such a young boy,
41:36I've never seen such a young boy.
41:38But you know, this young girl has never seen such a young girl.
41:40After she's a young girl, she's a young girl.
41:50I support it, I'm a lot of Gen Z in my mindset, so I'm fluid.
41:55First, tell me about Gen Z.
41:57I don't know how many years I've been playing.
42:02Like Gen Z, it's Gen Z.
42:05Okay, you tell me, what do you say?
42:09What do you say about Gen Z?
42:12Sir!
42:13There are girls in 35 years.
42:15Come here, come here, come here.
42:19No, come here.
42:25Sir, I feel like a girl is becoming a girl.
42:31People just see that they are becoming a girl,
42:34but they don't see them behind them.
42:35They don't see them behind them.
42:36Like now, Kiku sir and Krishna ji are in the back stage,
42:39they are becoming a girl for 35 minutes.
42:42They are becoming a girl for half an hour, right?
42:50This is another one.
42:51Sir, this is another one.
42:56So once upon a time, Victor said,
43:00Who is Victor?
43:02I don't know who.
43:04But he just said that.
43:05And I heard it.
43:07Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
43:10Well, to me.
43:12Well, to me, it's not true.
43:13I don't care what Victor said.
43:15But what I am sure to say, I care.
43:18Oh.
43:19I say a comedy in small things.
43:21What's the truth?
43:22I also think there's funny things.
43:23In small things, in naughty naughty things,
43:26sometimes it's in a belt in a belt.
43:29I, if someone gets up to a belt,
43:31I'll enjoy myself.
43:34For example, it's a belt.
43:51I get it, I get it, I get it, yeah, I get this.
44:06I respect that.
44:08In the wordplay, the class is great.
44:13I have seen this.
44:15I have seen this.
44:16I have seen this.
44:20I have seen this.
44:28The person has never slept in a flight.
44:31So I don't.
44:36Okay, my personal question was that you would say,
44:40comedy-like Sonil Pal.
44:43Which comedy did you get?
44:48Tell me about how you said it.
44:54What do you say?
44:58Look, I want to say this.
45:01The one who is a bear, the one who is a bear.
45:06And I want to say one thing.
45:08Sunil Gavaskarbala is better than that.
45:12That's also mine.
45:14That's also mine.
45:15I'm following them all for 15 years.
45:17I'm following them all.
45:18This is the first joke in which Archana is not us.
45:24Let's move on to the next topic.
45:27Dada Ji has put it on the back.
45:30He has cut the chin.
45:32Look, the story is gone.
45:33So what do you think of the boss's art?
45:37Art?
45:38Art?
45:39I don't know.
45:40But it's a big comedy.
45:43I saw Sunil Gavaskarbala,
45:45you objected on the fart comedy.
45:49What's wrong with it?
45:50Gas pass?
45:51It's fart!
45:52It's fart!
45:53What's the problem?
45:54It's a natural possessed fart!
46:00It's a natural ghost.
46:02It's a natural ghost.
46:02I'll tell you something.
46:03Any person who's a criminal is not a criminal.
46:07I'll tell you one story.
46:09It was two brothers Ramesh and Suresh.
46:11The police joined the police.
46:13The Suresh had a silver ship in the world.
46:16They both have a pistol.
46:36Then I move to the next topic.
46:38The next topic is we use words in the comedy in the chutkalos, in the comedy.
46:49Why?
46:52Because they don't have a voice.
46:56Why?
46:59Where are you talking from?
47:00Why do we do that?
47:04Look, what are you saying?
47:06Why are you saying that the animal羽 lives in the brain?
47:13Why do you actually use a ghost in the brain?
47:14I'm saying that the bulls has no regard.
47:16In the heart of the bulls has no conviction and the bulls gave so many years.
47:21It's not the work of your figures.
47:24We have spoken about the greed of the bulls.
47:27a manga my such care home doses are underneath the pangham no but I think it
47:37born day yes my teen and did this at home and this rock is got it a key one
47:47three are they via Mirko bought book like it here though yellow egg the
47:52cardina my teen and they come lit this is a pot art so Pika airport by art so
47:58come let me be under the murky kayak a pilot in the idea it's not jore murky
48:07can laga jitna omelet banana miller harry mirchi tori dal dana itini there
48:18Next move, what do you want to do in comedy is my question.
48:26What do you want to say about this?
48:33The nation wants to know, what do you want to say about this?
48:44What do you want to say about this?
48:44Oh my God!
48:46I want to say that the big one is getting a big one.
48:54So what should someone else have to know about this?
48:58In my opinion, the big one is okay with this.
49:03Come on. You tell me something about this.
49:06Sir, look, I think it depends on how far the big one is standing from you.
49:13If he is standing in the past, he should not say.
49:17But if he is far, he can say and run away.
49:22Correct!
49:23And then if you don't say the big one, and if you say the big one,
49:27it's a lot of fun.
49:29This is good, sir. Come on.
49:38This guy is so good.
49:40I want to ask you something.
49:45You are like a cycle.
49:48Why are you talking to me?
49:51This is an example that I am giving.
49:53Okay.
49:53The fingers will go down.
49:54It's like a cycle.
49:57You are like a baby.
49:59You are like an athlete.
50:02You are like an athlete.
50:03These are all examples.
50:04Yeah.
50:04You are like an athlete.
50:06And you are like an athlete.
50:07You are like an athlete.
50:07So, all these examples.
50:09You are like an athlete.
50:11Is that comedy?
50:16Is this the comedy?
50:19Is that comedy?
50:20Is this the comedy?
50:24You tell me if this the...
50:35Is this the news?
50:54Oh my god!
50:56Tell me is this the company?
50:58Is this the company?
50:59Is this the company?
51:01Is this the company?
51:04Are you mad?
51:07Is this the company?
51:10Is this the company?
51:11I am the company.
51:13Yes, you are a company.
51:16That's the company.
51:22Is this the company?
51:25Is this the company?
51:26Is this the company?
51:29No!
51:30No!
51:32No!
51:40I don't see anything.
51:42I don't see anything.
51:46I don't see anything.
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