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New Zealand Spy Season 1 Episode 2
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00:16Are you an angel? I'm a nurse. You're beautiful. Thank you. You're the most
00:24beautiful person I've ever seen and I have seen many movies. Okay. I'm sorry. I think the drugs are
00:32affecting me. We didn't give you any drugs. Huh? We didn't give you any drugs. Why was I being so
00:42flirty? I'm not sure. Gosh, I'm really sorry about that. It's okay. No, I think I just assumed I would
00:48be on some drugs. And so you thought you could just say anything without consequence? Yeah, I guess so.
00:54I'm really sorry about that. It's okay. You've got some people out in the hall.
01:01So they're planning to kill the Indian foreign minister? Correct. At the World Unity Games? Yep.
01:06And the assassin, Magnus, did you see what he looked like? I did actually. They had a photo of him.
01:12Can you describe it? It was really nice, like a glamour shot. Yes, but what did he look like? I
01:19think
01:19everyone should get some nice headshots done while they're young because then when they're older...
01:22Michael, we're not interested in your theories about headshots. We just need to know what the
01:27assassin looks like. Oh, okay. That's tough. Let me think. He was... male.
01:37We already knew that! We know he's male, Michael! Come on, damn it!
01:39She just said the man in the photo. That implies he's male! I'm sorry, guys. The nurses got me on
01:44a lot of drugs.
01:45No, I'm sorry for getting mad. That's okay. You've done well. You've all done well.
01:49Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. I'm sure we've all done well.
01:51Usually, I'd say take some time off. You know, recuperate. But the thing is, the games are in two days,
01:57and you are the only one who knows what this assassin looks like.
02:02You want me to protect the Indian foreign minister? We've got no choice.
02:07I'm fair. I'll do it. Top man. We'll get you a good cover.
02:11Oh, awesome. Undercover. You were just undercover.
02:14I want you to get out of here. Get to Christchurch. Tomorrow afternoon.
02:19So, have a word. Bye.
02:30Oh, my gosh.
02:44What do you want? Hello.
02:48What are you doing out there? I need to come in.
02:52Oh, no. You're not coming in. Please. I was just trying to leave, but it's really dodgy.
02:57No, you go back the way you came. No, I can't. It's really scary.
03:00I don't care. You're not coming in. Why? What's your problem?
03:04You. Trying to get into my damn room. I'll leave your room immediately.
03:07Keep moving, buddy. Please. It's so perilous out here. I'm telling you. It is so perilous.
03:12Keep moving, buddy. Fine. But if I die, my blood is on your hands.
03:17Good. I hope you do die. Peering through my windows trying to marry me.
03:21I wasn't trying to marry you. My goodness. She's freaking crazy.
03:25I beg your pardon? I'm going. I'm going.
03:30What are you doing? Huh? What are you doing? I'm just...
03:39Are you trying to escape? Hmm. You don't have to do that. You know, you could just leave.
03:44Really? Yeah. This is a hospital, not a prison. I could have just gone down the stairs.
03:49Yeah. You could also take the elevator. Could you please do me a favour?
03:55Hmm. What is that? There was an attractive nurse in my room just before.
04:00Could you please not tell her about this? I'm already here, Michael.
04:03Oh, God.
04:09Oh, God.
04:11You okay? Yeah. You sure?
04:14Yeah, I'm good. It looked painful.
04:17Before you say that, can I just say thank you so much for everything, for having me,
04:22looking after me. I would love to stay and chat, but I've got to go to Christchurch now. See ya.
04:50All right.
04:56Pellet. Pellet? My name's Pellet. Like a Pellet. You work for the agency?
05:02I'm a freelancer. I make spy technology. Awesome.
05:07Take this. Oh, I already have a watch. This one's special.
05:10Well, mine was given to me by my grandparents, and there is nothing more special than that.
05:14That is so touchy. Thank you. You treasure them. I will.
05:18This is a tracking device. Check it out. Slide this out and press this button.
05:24Press it once more to stop the noise. And the next time you're within 500 meters of this tracker,
05:29the watch is going to start beeping. The faster the beep, the closer you are to this.
05:34Oh, that's awesome.
05:35Check it. Yeah.
05:37You're going to have two watches?
05:38Yeah.
05:40Double the style.
05:41Exactly.
05:42Well, here's your invitation to the opening night gala. It's in the dining hall.
05:46The target's going to be there, which means the assassin will probably be there too.
05:51Magnus.
05:52Do I get any weapons?
05:54The only weapon you'll need is up here.
06:00Headbutt. I want you to headbutt him.
06:04Peter is the Chancellor of the Cathedral of the Holy Trinity in Bruges.
06:08Uh, not Bruges, uh, Brussels.
06:10Wow. That's crazy.
06:12And he's rumored to be the next Archdeacon of Northwest Europe.
06:17There he is.
06:19Who, Peter?
06:19No, sir. I don't know who that is.
06:21He's Chancellor of the Cathedral of the Holy Trinity in Brussels.
06:24He's going to the bathroom.
06:25Who, Peter?
06:26No, sir. I don't know who Peter is. Magnus is going to the bathroom.
06:30Well, I don't know who Magnus is.
06:31He's the assassin that I was telling you about.
06:33Did you listen to nothing that I told you?
06:35It is boring. I liked talking about Peter. He's got a bright future.
06:37He's old. Peter is old. He doesn't have a bright future.
06:41Look, sir, I am sorry. It has been fantastic getting to know you,
06:46but I've got an assassination to stop.
06:48Oh, yeah. That's, uh, that's a pip.
06:51The officer of this bell.
07:15Sorry. I was looking for my son.
07:27Hmm. What was that guy's problem?
07:49Did you find your son?
08:14Please. Stop. Please.
08:17Why are you doing this?
08:18Because I know why you're here.
08:20I'm here to enjoy the party.
08:22You're here to kill the Indian foreign minister.
08:24But I am the Indian foreign minister.
08:27Nice try, Magnus.
08:29Please. My name is Swaran Dhanaraj.
08:32I am the Indian for...
08:34You beat the hell out of the Indian foreign minister?
08:37Yeah, but you see, I thought he was the assassin,
08:39but it turns out he was actually the target.
08:43They set you up.
08:45What?
08:45The Australians, they set you up.
08:47They intentionally showed you that photo,
08:49knowing that you'd think he was the assassin,
08:51and kill him, meaning they wouldn't have to send an assassin.
08:54You'd do it for them.
08:56I mean, I think I just got confused,
08:58but I would happily go with that,
09:00as it paints me in a much better light.
09:02Where is he now?
09:03Oh, man, I need to get better at fighting.
09:05I nearly lost to a government official.
09:07This guy is probably sitting down all day.
09:09A real assassin would be way better at fighting than that.
09:12Oh, man, I'm nervous.
09:14Where is he?
09:19Hello?
09:20Don't let him out of your sight.
09:21He stays with you tonight.
09:23But I'm staying in the athlete's village with Brian.
09:25Who's Brian?
09:26Brian Curtis.
09:27He's the weightlifter I'm coaching.
09:28That's your cover?
09:29You're a weightlifting coach?
09:30Yeah.
09:31That's bullshit.
09:32What?
09:33Well, you get to be a coach.
09:35Anderson's a friggin' athlete, and I'm in catering.
09:38Wait, Anderson gets to be an athlete?
09:39Yeah, he's running the 1500.
09:41That's why he's not at this party.
09:42He's resting up for his race.
09:44Committing to the role.
09:45You can't fault him for that.
09:47Suaran stays with you tonight.
09:50Come on, people.
09:51Let's do some hassle.
09:53Come on, Suaran.
09:54Let's go.
10:02Hi, Brian.
10:03Hey, what's up, man?
10:04Uh, this is Suaran.
10:06He is a new assistant coach that I've just hired.
10:13Cool.
10:14Nice to meet you, Suaran.
10:16Hey, guys.
10:21I know it's bedtime, but can I just say something real quick?
10:24Go for it.
10:26Yesterday, when I was told I was getting a coach,
10:29I thought, what the hell do I need a coach for?
10:34Now, one day later, I have two.
10:37And I've got to say, it's been amazing having you guys in my corner.
10:42Thank you so much for believing in me.
10:45I feel like I could lift anything.
10:48Do you mind if I say something real quick?
10:51Of course.
10:54I've never coached someone so talented before.
10:58I have the greatest job in the world, and I'm so lucky to be your coach,
11:03so I want to thank you for giving me this honor of being your coach.
11:08Suaran, do you want to add anything?
11:11Thank you for letting me join the team.
11:14Without seeing other competitors, I think we have a chance to do something very special here.
11:23Wow.
11:25I love you guys.
11:28Good night.
11:31Good night, Brian.
11:32Good night, Brian.
11:33Good night, Michael.
11:35Good night, Suaran.
11:36Good night, Brian.
11:57What?
11:59Sorry.
12:00What do you want?
12:01Come down.
12:03Oh, what the hell?
12:05Stop throwing them.
12:06Meet me in the park.
12:08I'm coming, but don't throw anymore.
12:10Stop.
12:11I'm coming.
12:12I'm coming.
12:13I'm coming.
12:13Sagi, calm down.
12:17I found your assassin, Magnus Gould.
12:21He's a high jumper in the Australian team.
12:23Oh, my gosh.
12:24Wow, that's amazing.
12:26I'm sorry I woke you.
12:28I like your pajamas.
12:30Oh, yeah.
12:31I'm sorry I didn't get changed.
12:32I thought if I tucked it in, it might look like a business shirt.
12:35We smacking business trousers?
12:37Exactly.
12:40Well, you look really handsome.
12:44Thank you for saying it.
12:47You don't like eye contact, do you?
12:48No, I do.
12:49I do.
12:50I'm just taking in, it's such a beautiful, trees.
12:56And I'm taking in just the beauty of the night.
12:59And it's just also, it's just also beautiful.
13:02Okay.
13:03And you're beautiful as well.
13:06You think I'm beautiful?
13:08I mean, yeah, of course.
13:12Well, thank you, Michael.
13:19I should go to bed.
13:21Yeah, I should too.
13:23It was nice seeing you again.
13:25It was a pleasure doing business with you.
13:28Likewise.
13:29It was fantastic business.
13:31Yeah, I loved it.
13:32I loved doing that business.
13:33It was incredible.
13:34Business deal complete.
13:36Complete.
13:39Okay, bye.
13:41Bye.
13:42See ya.
13:42See ya.
13:49Suara and I wanted to apologize again for last night.
13:52Michael, you are only trying to protect me.
13:55In life, it is not mistakes we judge, but the hearts that are behind them.
14:01That's 100.
14:02Good shit.
14:04Well, well, well.
14:06If it isn't coach Dweeb.
14:08Well, well, well.
14:09If it isn't long distance runner.
14:11Go on.
14:13Dweeb.
14:14He's gone with Dweeb as well.
14:16Nice.
14:17There's a card game in the reading room at half one.
14:19Your assassin might be there.
14:21Interesting.
14:23See you later, trainer dork.
14:26See you later, long distance runner dork.
14:40Let's get everyone's names and events.
14:43I am Rolf, England, clay pigeon shooting.
14:46Rodney, New Zealand, 1500 meters.
14:50Wendy Jones, Canada, butterfly.
14:52I'd prefer not to say my name.
14:54I'm from New Zealand and I'm a weightlifting coach.
14:57John, Fiji, dekeflon.
15:00Magnus, Australia, jumper.
15:07Long jump.
15:09Hi.
15:10Hello.
15:11Do you do long jump?
15:13No, I do high jump.
15:14Ah, sorry.
15:16Yes, I thought you were greasing me.
15:18Sioux, New Zealand, Schiff.
15:20I thought this was only for athletes and coaches.
15:22Don't worry, she's cool.
15:24Who?
15:25Me.
15:26I vouch for myself.
15:28I don't mind your style.
15:29Let's play.
15:37Check.
15:39Five.
15:41Hold.
15:45All in.
15:50All in.
15:52Has this guy ever played before?
15:54I'm not sure.
15:56Doesn't seem like it.
15:57Fiji?
15:57I'm out.
16:01Stop looking at me, please.
16:11All in.
16:14Eiffel.
16:14Sadly, I'm out too.
16:16I'm extremely out.
16:17Ten of diamonds.
16:19Let's see what you've got, New Zealand.
16:27He has...
16:29nothing.
16:30Ace high card.
16:31That's quite possibly the worst hand you could have played.
16:34Okay, well, I wouldn't go that far.
16:36No, it literally is one of the worst hands you could possibly have.
16:38To not get a single pair is crazy.
16:41Okay, well, why don't we wait and see what he has before we criticize what I had.
16:49Two pair.
16:50Queens and aces.
16:52Magnus wins.
16:53Easily.
16:57A stupid game.
16:59That is a stupid game.
17:02It's just not even a fun game.
17:04I like fun games, personally.
17:07But, whatever.
17:24Room service.
17:42Paul, I need to use the bathroom.
18:09I need to use the bathroom.
18:10I need to use the bathroom.
18:10I need to use the bathroom.
18:11It's a bathroom.
18:33It's set for 2.15 during the women's fencing final.
18:39Very good.
18:5312 minutes.
19:00I'm sorry.
19:01I'm so sorry.
19:02I'll bring it back.
19:03I'm sorry.
19:04Give me back my voice.
19:26Three.
19:44Right.
19:45I'm sorry.
19:56Triple nines.
20:01Flush.
20:04Flush of hearts.
20:05Magnus wins.
20:24Sauron!
20:27Run!
20:30Run!
20:31Run!
20:31Run!
20:31Run!
20:34Run!
20:37Run!
20:44Run!
20:50Run!
21:01Run!
21:14Run!
21:15Run!
21:17Run!
21:17Run!
21:18Run!
21:19Run!
21:20Run!
21:30Run!
21:37Run!
21:47Run!
21:50Amen.
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