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Death Valley Season 2 Episode 6
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00:22Dennis Dyer was the best bloody groundsman this club has ever known.
00:26And it was my privilege to have known him since 1992.
00:30A time when I played the best rugby of my life.
00:37But today is not about that.
00:39He leaves behind Sue.
00:41Now, this is an octa for six.
00:42I mean, he would be when you drown in.
00:45Horrible way to go.
00:47Poor, poor dad.
00:49Does he do many funerals for your dad?
00:51Great, isn't he? Why are you doing that?
00:53Open flames next to Wicker. I'm a firefighter. I can't have that.
00:57But today is not all sad.
00:59Amongst Dennis' possessions, Sue has unearthed home video footage of the 1993 District Cup Final against Trevaldwin.
01:10A game in which I'm sure everyone remembers.
01:12I scored an entry.
01:14Now, Rachel, I set it all up for us so we can watch it in tribute to Dennis.
01:27Come on, Rach. In your own time, love?
01:30She was, yeah. I'll go look for her now.
01:33What a game it was.
01:35And what a try.
01:36Still talked about to this day.
01:38Terry, maybe talk more about Dennis and less about yourself.
01:41I'm just trying to lighten things up. It's not all about death, is it?
01:47She's dead.
01:48Rachel!
01:50She's dead.
01:53What do you mean she's dead?
01:54She's dead.
01:55Rachel.
01:57Rachel Jenkins.
02:00The best bloody chairperson this club has ever had.
02:21Cause of death looks to be blunt force trauma.
02:24A trophy found near the body is likely the weapon.
02:27Ooh.
02:27Never held a trophy before.
02:29Always wanted one.
02:31Josh Daniel's back of the year.
02:34Is that, like, rear of the year?
02:36Back's a rugby position.
02:38Take it you're not a fan.
02:39Ooh, no.
02:41I'm gonna miss these deeper meaningfuls when you're gone.
02:43Please.
02:44No emotional goodbyes.
02:46Anyway, I'll only be gone a year.
02:48Just need to get this wrapped up by Friday.
02:51Ooh.
02:52Ooh.
02:53Hello.
02:57Laptop adapter.
02:59Bit to the story.
03:00She'd gone to get her laptop.
03:02No sign of it anywhere, though.
03:05Looks like she brought her drink with her.
03:08Hmm.
03:08Rum and Coke.
03:09Oh, I like her style.
03:11Reckon we took her on.
03:14Eeeeee, Clark's here.
03:15Good luck with that.
03:16Come on.
03:18Sir!
03:19Looking sharp.
03:21New shirt.
03:22Malowan.
03:23Who's our victim then?
03:25Rachel Jenkins, 42, club chairwoman.
03:28Went to get a laptop, whacked over the head.
03:31No sign of the laptop near her body or in her office.
03:34So, she disturbs a thief, they whack her over the head and then leg it?
03:39I dunno.
03:40Seems a bit violent.
03:41Why not just push her?
03:42Something feels off.
03:43Yeah, well I don't want feelings, Malowan.
03:45I want evidence.
03:47Ideally, before you leave me high and dry.
03:49Sir, you're being petulant.
03:50Okay.
03:51My armpit out.
03:54You're my protege.
03:55I groomed you.
03:56Can't say that, sir.
03:57Planted my seed in you.
03:58Definitely can't say that, sir.
04:00Chowdhury.
04:01Loyal.
04:02Faithful.
04:03Chowdhury.
04:04What have you got for me lovely boy?
04:05Er, that's the husband.
04:08Dale Jenkins over there.
04:09He's in shock.
04:10I don't think we'll get much sense out of him yet.
04:11How'd you get on with CCTV?
04:13Not good.
04:14All the cameras except the one on the entrance have been down the last few weeks.
04:17It's Sue Dyer, the woman whose husband the service was for.
04:21She said she thinks she might have clicked on it, but they make it all very confusing.
04:26And my Dennis used to do this.
04:27The edited highlights is fine.
04:28Got it.
04:30Can I go yet?
04:31Josh Daniels.
04:32Have you made a statement?
04:33No, but I'm late for the gym.
04:35I need to hit my training window.
04:36I've already fueled.
04:36Oh, well if you've already fueled.
04:39No.
04:39Chowdhury, take Mr Daniels' statement, please.
04:47There's no way this was a robbery.
04:49Someone low enough to rob a memorial service has the nerve to kill someone and leaves the
04:54phone, rings and purse.
04:57A characterful analysis?
04:59How far you've come under my tutelage.
05:02If this is to be our last case...
05:03Now I've got you a little present.
05:06Oh.
05:08Cinema membership so you can watch a film every week.
05:11Keep our film nights going on FaceTime and get you out the house.
05:15Oh.
05:16You'd be nice for me.
05:18Stop me losing my eyeballs.
05:20I'm not 90, you know, but thank you very much.
05:22It's kind of you, but...
05:23No, I'll be fine.
05:25It's you I'm worried about.
05:27Are you sure you're leaving for all the right reasons?
05:30Yeah.
05:31Need a reset.
05:33Bit of Janie time.
05:34Do what I want for once.
05:36Oh, what, you mean your famed love of surfing?
05:38I take it by your cheery mood you haven't heard back about the audition.
05:42No.
05:44Not that I'm surprised.
05:46Fickle, bloody industry.
05:48Make a BAFTA winner, self-tape an audition and not get back to him.
05:54Well, maybe they're just taking their time.
05:56Oh, trust me.
05:57If you hear nothing, you invariably mean to know.
05:59Well, bollocks to them.
06:01It's pretty done with television.
06:03Let's just concentrate on the case.
06:05Right.
06:06I'm going to interview the husband, Dale.
06:09Firefighter.
06:09I couldn't get much sense out of him yesterday.
06:12I'll come with you.
06:13Yes.
06:15Well, rather popular with firefighters.
06:17I had a reoccurring role in London's Burning in the late 90s.
06:21Yes.
06:21Homeless arsonist.
06:22Benny Prince.
06:23It's a tricky carrot to get into the headspace of, actually.
06:27I doubt they'll be bothered.
06:29I didn't mean to.
06:31I never mean to.
06:33One minute.
06:35It's...
06:35Can I have a box of matches, please, Mr Patel?
06:38And then the next...
06:39Whoosh!
06:43Thank you, thank you.
06:45I really want to get back to my consultation, though.
06:48Er, I'm surprised you're back in work.
06:51I needed to take my mind off it.
06:53Yeah.
06:53When there's a call-out, you don't get a chance to sit around thinking about things.
06:57Fingers crossed for a massive fire.
07:01Er...
07:01Did Rachel have any worries leading up to yesterday?
07:05I don't know.
07:06We didn't talk much.
07:08My night shifts, her running the club.
07:12I think she was more into the uniform than me, but I get it.
07:15I'm the cliché fireman hunk.
07:18Yeah.
07:20Er...
07:20Did Rachel have any enemies?
07:22Oh, yeah.
07:23Modernising the club.
07:24Starting the women's team.
07:27People don't like change.
07:28Yep.
07:29Someone over there even knocked her wing mirror off the other day.
07:33Violent reaction.
07:34Any idea who?
07:35No.
07:36But she wasn't very popular last week.
07:39She cancelled the women's team tour to New Zealand.
07:43That's very interesting.
07:45Why?
07:46I...
07:46I don't know.
07:48I don't seem to know much about her, do I?
07:54Was there anything else?
07:55Like...
07:56I've always wanted to have a go on the pole, but...
07:59It's not really appropriate time, is it?
08:01So, er...
08:02Don't worry!
08:03Thanks.
08:04Good luck!
08:06God, I'm covered in flipping sand from your car.
08:10It's bad enough being into something as banal as surfing.
08:13At least leave the beach on the beach.
08:15Don't.
08:15I need to get it deep cleaned.
08:17I'm trading it in for a van for Portugal.
08:20Dad thought it would be fun for us to live out on the road.
08:23You're going to live in a van?
08:25Yeah, like a modern camper van.
08:27Proper bougie.
08:28Defecating into a glorified bucket.
08:31Oh, they're really bougie.
08:32You love that car.
08:34It's just a possession, okay?
08:36Chill out!
08:37Anyway, Dad hasn't got the best credit rating,
08:39so I said I'd take care of the wheels.
08:42I'm sure you've really thought all this through.
08:45Hmm?
08:46Hmm?
08:47You're giving up a lot just to make one person happy.
08:52Well, I'm making me happy.
08:54It's only a year I'm not emigrating.
08:56They'll replace you, hmm?
08:58A new DI at your desk?
09:00Hmm?
09:00Sitting in your chair?
09:02Well...
09:02One extra hot latte macchiato and a biscotti.
09:07Oh, lovely touch, my dear Chowdhury.
09:10Any update on the missing laptop?
09:12Nope.
09:13Nothing yet.
09:14They're of little importance anyway.
09:16Now we have a proper lead.
09:21The glaring character and inconsistencies in Rachel's actions.
09:25If I call you a clever little boy, will you get to the point quicker?
09:28Thank you, Miss Millenowen.
09:29Right.
09:30Now, Rachel was a fierce advocate of the team.
09:34And yet...
09:36She cancelled the big tour to New Zealand.
09:39Why?
09:40The captain of the women's team, Abby Michaels, came up in a few statements over that.
09:44She was really annoyed with Rachel.
09:46Unsurprisingly so, my dear Chowdhury.
09:48A bruising volte-fuss from a trusted advocate of the team.
09:52Quite the perfidious betrayal.
09:54You have to agree.
09:56Uh...
09:57Yes?
09:57Right.
09:58I'm going to interview this Abby Michaels.
10:01All right.
10:01I'll come with you.
10:02I've found a plan to integrate my way into the rugby club.
10:06Please tell me you're going to play.
10:07I've never seen your legs.
10:09And you never will.
10:10HE LAUGHS
10:20Abby Michaels!
10:21DI Janie Millenowen, Mid Wales Police.
10:25Yeah, I...
10:27I'm here to talk to you about Rachel.
10:29I heard you were unhappy with her after the New Zealand tour cancellation.
10:33You found that out?
10:35Wow.
10:36Are you being sarcastic?
10:38No, no.
10:39That's...that's really great detective work.
10:41Well done.
10:42Oh, thanks.
10:43Yeah.
10:44Er, the tour.
10:45The tour cancellation.
10:47It was really worked at.
10:48We raised 30 grand and then she suddenly pulled the plug and I...
10:52Couldn't understand why.
10:55Did you knock off her wing mirror in revenge?
10:57No.
10:58No.
10:59But I did kill her.
11:00What?
11:01Joking!
11:03Sorry.
11:03Sorry.
11:04It's a force of habit.
11:05It keeps the morale up.
11:05It would be much easier if you had killed her.
11:08I just really need to wrap this up and I...I've got nothing.
11:11Hey.
11:12Ain't none of that.
11:14Who's gonna crack this case?
11:16I am.
11:17Who's gonna crack this case?
11:19I am.
11:20Yeah!
11:22Yeah!
11:23Yeah!
11:24Yeah!
11:24Yeah!
11:26Yeah!
11:26Yeah!
11:26Yeah!
11:33Yeah!
11:35Yeah!
11:37Yeah!
11:39Yeah!
11:40man show anecdotes from my storied career a glimpse behind the curtain i thought you were
11:45supposed to be helping me i am it is just a trojan horse to better comprehend our suspects
11:52now if i was you i'd speak to sue she seems to be the one running things around here i'll
11:59introduce
11:59you so um the officer would love to uh speak with you about about rachel bear with me i'm just
12:09taking down the rum rachel was the only one who drank it oh poor thing shaken the whole community
12:20how was rachel on the day she was murdered well there was a business with a phone call yeah
12:26what phone call well that morning in here she had a phone call from the accountant and she wanted to
12:31write something down but the pen that was on the bar wasn't working people don't put the tops back
12:36on the pen you see dennis always said you're never too busy to put the top back on the pen
12:41couldn't agree more soon yeah yeah so true but the phone call rachel went to her handbag to get
12:48the pen i don't know what the accountant said to her but she went ashen faced
12:56what did the account say it was funny actually uh i made a joke about balance sheets which had them
13:03howling you're such a nerd did they say why they called rachel it was to query a five grand loan
13:09the
13:09club had made to terry daniels very interesting did you want to hear the joke oh what the phone's dying
13:19bye i still couldn't make caesar's famous line sing and it came to me the word that defines him
13:39crime the star of the sentence crime the core of his very being crime crime crime
13:51wits for no man rest is history oh goosebumps john goosebumps i always seem a bit silly banged
14:00on about some old show that nobody remembers there's nothing wrong with having a greatest hits
14:05maybe people loved you yeah men like us john who were big when it mattered you have to make way
14:11for
14:11the younger generation sometime i mean let them have the floor are you mad yeah come with me
14:23here we are oh oh no look at these trophies john followed by my josh oh yeah no no he's
14:35uh
14:35he's certainly done well because he had his old man to look out for him you know like every time
14:40he said oh dad they want to play football i was like nope kept him at the club well the
14:45younger lot
14:46we have to let them make their own mistakes they're not capable of making decisions it's not default
14:52it's like all these phones all this technology you know anyway
15:00what's weird that does been squeaking for months it's fine now mind you it's not the first weird
15:07thing that's been going on around here lately really what sort of things blue rolls disappearing
15:13uh strange sounds coming from the cellar oh yeah rachel was down here the other day got the fright of
15:19her life
15:24what's weird that does speak to you rachel
15:29where's the light switch
15:32oh
15:34oh
15:56What are you doing?
15:57Oh, Christ, you know, my God.
16:01Damn, oh, what a shame.
16:05I had been hoping for a trapdoor for my one-man show.
16:09We don't have a trapdoor because we're a rugby club.
16:13And you shouldn't be down here.
16:15Of course, I'm so sorry.
16:17Oh.
16:19Oh, Sue, should this be lying around?
16:22Anybody could find it.
16:24You've had a rodent problem.
16:26Rachel was meant to lock it away.
16:29Now then, John Chappell, let's get you above ground.
16:32Of course.
16:33Ellisman, get in his case!
16:35But the bigger they are, they are, they fall!
16:39You received a loan of £5,000 from the club.
16:42That is a lot of pounds.
16:44What was it for?
16:45That was to turn the back bar into the Terry Daniels Lounge.
16:49A very classy space where you could come in, have a pint with me,
16:53maybe give a selfie or talk about that try in 93.
16:56Yeah, Rachel wasn't happy.
16:57The accountants called, and according to Sue, she went ashen-faced.
17:03Rachel didn't have a problem with the loan.
17:05Anyway, I was going to pay it back through my business.
17:07How you run Daniels Butchers in town.
17:10Ah!
17:10Joshy boy!
17:11Ah, come here!
17:13Hey, hey!
17:13Nice handbag!
17:14It's a cross-body bag, that.
17:16Pulling your chin!
17:17Hey, he's hardly as nails, this one.
17:19He's going right to the top, just like his old man.
17:22I'd better go.
17:22I'm up and train the women's team.
17:23Ah!
17:24No, no, good boy.
17:26You're back in the gym, double session.
17:27We've got to work on the muscle around your shoulder now, Josh, now, boy!
17:30Let's ship!
17:32Fine.
17:33I'll go with the weights.
17:34I just want to check something out in the clubhouse first.
17:36Right, goodbye.
17:37Right.
17:37Right.
17:38Yeah, I've got a head in as well.
17:40I forgot my pen.
17:41Right, well, make sure you put the top on, because Sue will go spare.
17:45Oh, yeah!
17:48Alice!
17:49Take his legs, man!
17:50You can't run without legs!
17:51Oh, my gosh.
18:00Sorry, I was, um, I was just, um...
18:02Wanted to see what happened.
18:03Yeah.
18:04Yeah.
18:04It must have been a shock, the murder.
18:07Yeah, it's not nice to lose anyone,
18:10but the best thing me and the boys can do right now
18:11is to keep our heads down
18:12and focus on getting a great result at the weekend for Rachel.
18:16A lot of these got your name on.
18:18Yeah, but, you know, it's not about one man,
18:20it's about the team.
18:21And I'd be nothing without those boys.
18:23Hmm.
18:24Yeah, have you had media training, Josh?
18:27Yeah.
18:27Yeah, how do you know?
18:28Just a hunch.
18:30Yeah.
18:31Do you enjoy rugby?
18:33Well, me and my dad have worked really hard
18:34to get me where I am, so...
18:36Yeah.
18:37Just because your dad wants you to do something
18:38doesn't mean that you should, didn't you?
18:39Yeah, OK, but it's not that simple.
18:41See, because these are my key years.
18:43I can't waste them.
18:44This is a big deal!
18:47Sorry, sorry.
18:48I didn't mean to do that.
18:52No, it's all right.
18:53Sometimes when we're angry, we take it out on things.
18:55Yeah.
18:56Yeah.
18:57Like a car wing mirror.
19:01How do you know?
19:02I'm a detective, Josh.
19:04It's my job to know these things.
19:06Nah, total guess.
19:08But why did you do it?
19:09I was angry at Rachel.
19:11Canceling the women's tour was out of order.
19:12And I know my dad thinks they're a joke,
19:14but they're actually really good.
19:15You know, Rachel was always sticking her beak in.
19:18So you taught her a lesson.
19:19But I didn't kill her!
19:22Seriously, this is a long season ahead
19:24and me and the boys are going to do everything we can
19:25to get to the top of that table.
19:27Can I go?
19:28Yeah.
19:29Oh, one last question.
19:30Where did you get your bag?
19:31I really like it.
19:32It's unisex.
19:33Why are people still having a go at me about it?
19:40Quite the temper under the bland surface of our young star.
19:44Now, Terry has to be lying.
19:46We only have his word that Rachel knew about the loan.
19:49What did you dig up at the club?
19:51What?
19:52Are you even listening?
19:53I'm planning my running order.
19:56Oi!
19:57An evening with John Chappell.
19:59Behind the mask.
20:01Caesar Q&A.
20:02Brian Blessed Heathrow anecdote.
20:05Distracted, John Chappell.
20:06Oh, this is important.
20:08My agent has suggested a regional tour.
20:10Nordic river cruisers champion at the bit to sponsor.
20:14It was only one.
20:14Oh, sounds like a cry for help.
20:16This will be a chance to lift the veil
20:18on the alchemy
20:20of producing high culture.
20:22With your Brian Blessed Heathrow anecdote.
20:24Stop the bloody plane!
20:27Sorry.
20:28Pardon me.
20:29Pardon me.
20:31Oh.
20:32What is that?
20:38Just taking her up for a test drive.
20:41She's perfect.
20:42I thought you were getting a bougie camper van.
20:45Camper van?
20:46John!
20:47For tourists.
20:48Part-timers who are buying into the aspirational lifestyle
20:52pumped into them by the colour supplements.
20:55Now, this is where we get real.
20:58It certainly looks very real.
21:00It's perfect, Dad!
21:02I thought we'd pick her up tomorrow night
21:03and then drive straight to the ferry.
21:06If it makes it,
21:07it won't just pack in
21:08when the mood takes it.
21:10Having promised to take you
21:12to an arts festival.
21:13Ah, sorry again about that, John.
21:16Events beyond my control.
21:19So, you want to take her for a spin?
21:21Not so much,
21:22but I've got a very busy investigation on the go.
21:25Can't you get somebody else to do that?
21:27There aren't many officers
21:28as skilled and qualified as Janey.
21:31It's important delivering justice.
21:32We need these forces.
21:35Karma is a massive force.
21:37Sometimes the world
21:39rights its own wrongs, John.
21:41Hey, catch you later.
21:44I've got a first edition.
21:45Do you have a Thomas?
21:46It's up to it now.
21:47No, just keeping it on.
21:49Bye, guys.
21:52Right, back to the case.
21:54Do we need to?
21:55Can we just sit in the lotus position
21:57and let karma solve it?
21:59Do it.
22:03Chowdhury?
22:04I've been going for the one working camera
22:06on their rugby club CCTV.
22:08And you ID'd a killer?
22:10No, but a few days before the murder,
22:12Rachel's on camera kissing one of the players.
22:15Not pecking either.
22:17Tongues and everything.
22:18Yeah, yeah, who?
22:20Grab a ball bag.
22:22Why didn't you tell me
22:24you were sleeping with Rachel?
22:25Whoa, you uncovered that?
22:28You are, like, seriously one hell of a cop.
22:31You must feel amazing.
22:32Good dog.
22:33Can you stop being so positive
22:34when I'm trying to be all serious?
22:36It's hard enough when you tell me
22:37this is called a bowl bag.
22:39Sorry.
22:41There's only a little fling.
22:43I felt bad doing that to Dale.
22:45Plus, Rachel was too full on,
22:47proper controlling, like,
22:48sweating to it a few days ago.
22:49How'd she take it?
22:51Really badly.
22:52That's why she cancelled the tour.
22:54It's back on now, though.
22:56She dies and you get what you want.
22:59Ah, you walked me right into that one.
23:02You're like Columbo on speed.
23:07Look, I know it looks bad,
23:08but no rugby tour's worth killing for.
23:12Is there anything else you haven't been telling me
23:14if I find out you've been holding anything back?
23:17Well, the day before she died,
23:19I did hear Rachel shouting at Sue in her office.
23:23What about?
23:24Her cleaning,
23:25which is mad if you've seen Sue with a mop.
23:28Rachel was all,
23:29this isn't acceptable,
23:30this club needs to be clean.
23:32Sue has been off lately.
23:35Hmm.
23:36Suspicious.
23:37There was this rugby initiation
23:38and Terry just got a new guy
23:40to drink the top shelf.
23:42Hmm.
23:42You know, every spirit in the bar
23:43mixed in a pint glass.
23:45Say, lost it,
23:46saw everyone to get out.
23:49Oh, my God.
23:50I just got suspicious.
23:52Yeah.
23:52That is brilliant.
23:54It's so good.
23:56It's a bag.
23:58If Dale did know about the affair,
24:01then he has to be prime suspect.
24:03It's a massive motive.
24:04Fighting for his marriage.
24:06No, no, I think he'd already given up on that.
24:08Perhaps he knew about it subconsciously.
24:11I can't see his subconscious slipping out
24:13and murdering Rachel.
24:15Interesting idea for a film, though.
24:16Maybe, Chuck?
24:17Oh, yes, the killer, Ed.
24:19No, crap.
24:20Back to where we started.
24:21No, the affair tells us a lot
24:23about Rachel's true character.
24:25Cancelling the tour
24:26shows that she was willing
24:27to abuse her power
24:29for petty reasons.
24:33It's open.
24:38What's going on?
24:39You two haven't shacked up again, have you?
24:41No.
24:41Only once?
24:44I was at a low edge.
24:46Sake, Mum!
24:47We agree not to talk about that.
24:50No, Yvonne's here
24:51because we want to talk about you leaving.
24:54We think you're making a mistake.
24:56Oh, do we?
24:58Mum, we can go with Vivi naid, okay?
25:02Do you seem good, bud?
25:04Well, you were supposed to pack me up, Vivi.
25:06You did!
25:07Mum, can you put the kettle on, please?
25:13I can't believe you do that,
25:14roping my mum in.
25:15I don't want you doing anything
25:17you might regret.
25:18Look at everything you've built.
25:20Your career, your flat.
25:21You said my flat was rubbish.
25:23Yes, but I don't want to see you
25:24throwing it all away
25:25for some childish fantasy.
25:26Telling yourself that a surfboard
25:28in some cut-out van
25:29will make up for decades
25:30of fatherly neglect.
25:32Well, maybe I'm being childish.
25:35So what?
25:37I never got the chance
25:38to be a child with my dad.
25:39I never thought I would.
25:41Unlike you,
25:42my dad is actually here for me.
25:44Why can't you just accept that
25:46instead of being jealous?
25:48Jealous?
25:50I just don't like seeing you
25:51trying to be someone else.
25:54I want you to be you, Janie.
25:57He wants you to be him.
26:01Well, maybe that's better than nothing.
26:09Oh, yes.
26:14I tried.
26:17You look at a low ebb.
26:24No, he shouldn't.
26:27No, you're right.
26:28I better check she's okay.
26:38You a fan of Caesar?
26:41What's Caesar?
26:44Yeah, I suppose you're a bit young, aren't you?
26:47Think Luther,
26:48but in 1950s York.
26:51What's Luther?
26:53Then mind, George.
26:54Hello, Josh Bach.
26:56You okay?
26:57Nice boy.
26:59Yeah.
27:00He's got a temper on him, aren't you?
27:02No.
27:03The other day,
27:04Rachel called him into her office
27:06and told him that his season was over.
27:09He'd had an injury, see.
27:11And Josh Bach, well,
27:12he was thumping
27:13and he stormed out.
27:15Hmm.
27:16What are you doing there now?
27:17Oh, I can't make this seem work.
27:19I didn't...
27:20Oh, he's not quite meant to do that.
27:23Oh, I take it that's Dennis?
27:27Yes, that's him, yeah.
27:31Why is there a jar of Nescafe in the background?
27:35He always used to take his Nescafe on his holidays, yeah.
27:39And that's us in Sorrento.
27:40Instant coffee to Italy.
27:42Good God.
27:44Oh.
27:45Oh, that's us in Thailand.
27:47Oh.
27:48And that's where he...
27:51How did it happen, Sue?
27:55Scuba diving.
27:57Don't really want to talk about it.
28:00Hmm.
28:03Cause of death,
28:04blunt force trauma to the head.
28:06Murder weapon?
28:07Definitely the trophy.
28:09Waiting on possible DNA.
28:10One thing, though,
28:11the victim
28:12had a couple of liquid stains on her top.
28:14Sent her off for testing
28:15and it came back as ethanol and caffeine,
28:17likely from the rum and coke,
28:18but also sodium fluoroacetate.
28:20I love it when you sound like a toothpaste advert.
28:23What's that?
28:24Finding rat poison.
28:25Someone leased her drink.
28:26None in her blood sample, though,
28:28so...
28:29She was killed before she could drink it.
28:31Oh, now, before you go...
28:33Mm-hmm?
28:34...go you a little something.
28:37Leaving present.
28:38Said you always wanted one, so...
28:39Aw!
28:41Janie Malowan.
28:42Cup of the year.
28:43It's supposed to say cop.
28:45Friggin' auto, correct?
28:46Aw, mate!
28:47Oh, no.
28:48Let it happen.
28:49All right.
28:50Aw.
28:51I didn't even nick anything.
28:52Oh, of course not, yeah.
28:53I usually carry eight watches around myself
28:55in case the other seven stop working.
28:57Hopefully forensics will turn up something on the weapon.
28:59The husband's now got a pretty big motive.
29:01Still no laptop.
29:03Yeah, well, come back to me
29:04when you've got something concrete.
29:05Makes me wonder if you're just phoning it in
29:07because you know you're not going to be here next week.
29:08Ah, sir!
29:10Right.
29:11Eight watches.
29:12Two wallets and one laptop
29:14with a cum Gwynweil RFC sticker.
29:17Let me see that laptop.
29:22This is Rachel's laptop.
29:24Where'd you steal this?
29:25That one's not nicked,
29:26but the rest is, like, off the record.
29:28But I found the laptop in the bins
29:30on the back of Daniel's butcher's.
29:33How's that for concrete, sir?
29:36Terry, did you mean to kill her?
29:38I didn't kill her.
29:39Then what happened?
29:40I just wanted to look at her laptop.
29:43There was a video on it
29:44for the memorial,
29:45the District Cup final.
29:46I...
29:48I wanted to watch my try.
29:51That's where I know you from.
29:52My old man still talks about that try.
29:54Yeah, well,
29:55on the morning of the memorial, right?
29:57Well, I watched it.
29:59I'd never seen it before.
30:03It was just a try.
30:06Nothing spectacular.
30:07But I talked it up to people for so long,
30:10well, I couldn't let them see it,
30:11so I took the laptop.
30:13Well, I was going to put it back
30:14after the service,
30:15but when they found Rachel dead,
30:17well, I...
30:19I just panicked.
30:21How did you take the laptop
30:22without anybody seeing?
30:23Ah, no, see, no, right.
30:25That was impressive, right?
30:27I got it tucked under my arm,
30:28right then,
30:29quick as a flash,
30:30I'm out the back of the door.
30:31They've still got to get to my car,
30:32and there's this bloke,
30:33and he...
30:33Well, he wants to say hello to me,
30:35like, you know?
30:35So, I give him the eyes,
30:38drop my shoulder,
30:39change of pace,
30:40BOSS!
30:40Past him,
30:41like a rat of a drainpipe.
30:43When he gets to my ability,
30:44right, see?
30:51Thank you for coming.
30:52Were you going to surprise me
30:53with this time?
30:55My nan?
30:56No.
30:58I may have
30:59slightly overstepped the mark.
31:01Well, you're a grown woman,
31:03you should be free to go
31:03wherever you like.
31:04I'm...
31:05I'm sorry.
31:07Okay, well,
31:08seeing as I'm free to go
31:09where I like,
31:10can I come in and have a biscuit?
31:11Please.
31:17I wish it was, Terry,
31:18then I could get this
31:19wrapped up by tonight,
31:21but...
31:21I don't know.
31:24You still going tonight?
31:26You're not going before my show,
31:27are you?
31:29Are these your props?
31:31Oh, my God,
31:32is that Caesar's badge?
31:34Yes, I'm just sorting out
31:36some relevant props for the show
31:38and updating my inventory.
31:41I made my own version of this.
31:44Used to use it to arrest ma'am.
31:47God, I was uncool.
31:49Right, now, we can't discount Josh.
31:52Rachel tried to end his season
31:54because of his injury.
31:56Well, it's hardly a reason to kill someone.
31:58You dig up anything else at the club?
31:59Well, Sue's done something worse than murder.
32:02She took instant coffee to Italy.
32:04The home of the espresso.
32:06Snob.
32:07No, but there is something off about Sue.
32:10Her husband dies,
32:12yet she barely mentions him.
32:14No, that doesn't scan.
32:16Ah.
32:17Oh, excuse me,
32:18that's Caesar's cherished fountain pen.
32:20It's not Caesar's.
32:22It's from the Christmas special,
32:23A Dusting of Death.
32:25They just look the same.
32:26Do it.
32:30That's it.
32:32The pen.
32:34They look the same.
32:37I think we need to put on a show.
32:46Ladies and gentlemen,
32:48you are about to witness a rare event.
32:53For the first time in my decorated career,
32:55I, Charles Caesar,
32:57require assistance.
33:00Mid Wales Police Detective Inspector,
33:04Jamie Malawa.
33:08Good evening, everybody.
33:11Sorry, I don't know why you said it like I...
33:14Hello, everyone.
33:16Hello, Caesar.
33:20Sorry.
33:21Miss Malawa and I have pulled our not insignificant mental faculties
33:25to bring to justice
33:27the killer
33:28of Mrs. Rachel Jenkins.
33:31Rachel wasn't good at keeping secrets.
33:34And she'd discovered a sizable one.
33:38Hadn't she?
33:40Sue.
33:42What business is it of yours?
33:44Good question, Sue.
33:47House lights, please.
33:50Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid I have been misleading you.
33:54I've been helping the police in an official capacity
33:57to uncover a myriad of secrets in this club.
34:01Some strange goings-on.
34:05Missing loo rolls.
34:06Phantom rodents.
34:08The door that didn't squeak.
34:11Someone oiled the door during the night.
34:14Someone who has been living in the cellar.
34:19Chowdry!
34:20Chowdry!
34:22Ladies and gentlemen,
34:24Dennis Dyer.
34:29You stupid man.
34:31The number of times I told you to oil that thing when you were alive.
34:35And now you go and do it when you're meant to be dead.
34:38But I was bored down there.
34:40I'd done all my sudoku's.
34:42The pair of you faked Dennis's death
34:45for the life insurance money.
34:47It was the mysterious, broken CCTV
34:50that gave you away that
34:51and your holiday photos.
34:58No, not that, no, no.
35:01Yes!
35:02It was the instant coffee that struck me
35:06not just as an act of extreme philistinism
35:09but because it was so out of character.
35:13Someone who takes instant coffee
35:15on holiday to the Mediterranean
35:17doesn't do something as intrepid as scuba diving.
35:20But your plan of deception worked.
35:24Until Rachel went down to change a barrel
35:27and she saw you.
35:31I pretended to be a ghost
35:33but she saw straight through it.
35:35You both knew that she wouldn't keep the secret for long
35:38so you decided to kill her.
35:41And you nearly did.
35:42But Rachel didn't drink the poisoned rum.
35:46That's why you lost it
35:48when Terry suggested someone drink the top shelf
35:51because you had already laced the bottle
35:53only Rachel drank from
35:55with rat poison.
35:57Oh, it's a load of rubbish.
36:00And as you say,
36:02she didn't drink it.
36:04I wouldn't be so smug about that.
36:05They're both still going down for it.
36:08So why was Rachel killed then?
36:10It all centred on a phone call from the accountant.
36:14Yeah, but I already explained about that.
36:16She was fine with the loan.
36:17It wasn't what was said on the phone call.
36:20Rachel went to get a pen from her handbag
36:22only she picked up the wrong one
36:24and opened up a bag
36:27that looked just like
36:28a woman's handbag.
36:32It looks nothing like a handbag.
36:34It's dead masculine.
36:35It does look a bit feminine to be fair.
36:38She didn't find a pen
36:39but she did find your secret stash, Josh.
36:45Steroids.
36:46The pressure from your father to bulk up
36:49after coming back from injury.
36:53Your career at a crossroads.
36:55You leaned on illegal help.
36:58It wasn't Sue Abby heard Rachel shouting at.
37:02This club has to be clean.
37:05It was you.
37:07She was going to report you.
37:09Not just your season over.
37:12Your career.
37:14Everything.
37:16This is rubbish.
37:19Josh wouldn't dope.
37:21Annie's not a killer.
37:22Things came to a head the day of the memorial.
37:25You saw the woman
37:26that was going to ruin everything
37:28on her own.
37:30You saw your chance to end it.
37:40I didn't want to let you down, Dad.
37:46I did it.
37:47It was me.
37:48Dad, please stop.
37:48No, it was me, okay?
37:51The results came back from the lab an hour ago.
37:53His DNA is on the weapon.
37:55Yeah, but that's, that's my, no, no, no.
37:57We are blood.
37:58We've got the same DNA.
38:00I killed her, please.
38:01Josh Daniels, I'm arresting you
38:03for the murder of Rachel Jenkins.
38:05You do not have to say anything,
38:06but it may help your defence
38:07if you do not mention my questions.
38:15It's okay, look, I don't want to...
38:16Don't say anything, son, okay?
38:17Yeah, I, I, I'm sorry, no loud.
38:22Just heard on the radio.
38:24Well done, I suppose.
38:26Buy you off, then?
38:27Yeah, yeah.
38:28Well, at least I'll be out your hair now, sir.
38:31Look, I...
38:33I'm sorry, Malawin, I, I've been childish.
38:36Truth is, I'm going to miss you.
38:40Oh.
38:41We all are.
38:42Chowdhury's a mess.
38:44It's only for a year, sir.
38:46Right, I...
38:47A good cop, I'm allowing, is like a tree.
38:50Your trunk.
38:51Us, yeah, nuts and bolts, procedures, paperwork.
38:54But you also need your branches.
38:57I don't mean branches as in, like, police station branches.
38:59I mean...
39:00Sir, you're going to have to put this in a text.
39:02I've got to go.
39:02Oh, yeah.
39:04Ah.
39:05Yeah.
39:13Well, I was going to suggest a celebratory ballman back at mine,
39:17but, um,
39:18boys, we've got to go.
39:20Yeah.
39:22Well, you know, it's a coat.
39:23Oh.
39:25Um,
39:27I'm not really sure what to say.
39:28I just want to thank you for everything, well...
39:31I'm going to miss you, John Chappell.
39:34I'm going to miss you, too.
39:37Janey and my heart.
39:40Yeah.
39:41Yeah, go on, go on.
39:43I'll send you a postcard.
39:44Yeah.
39:51Actually, I'll just call you.
39:52Postcards are a pain in the ass.
39:56Bye.
39:58Bye.
40:01Bye.
40:15Fishing chip, Zach.
40:17Just like we used to, yeah?
40:19We did this, like, twice over the course of ten years,
40:21what with you not being here.
40:23Well, it's just the start of a new chapter.
40:27I was thinking,
40:28I could sneak a few jazz fads into the van
40:30now you're no longer a PC plot.
40:36You had a really good result today.
40:37Got a murder and insurance fraud wrapped up.
40:41Good. Well done.
40:43Well done, Jenny.
40:47You never take an interest in my work.
40:50Sorry.
40:52I am trying, love.
40:53We'll have all the time in the world for you to fill me in
40:55when we're away.
41:01I'm not going.
41:02What?
41:03To Portugal.
41:05What do you mean?
41:07Yeah, I want to stay.
41:08I love it here.
41:10I love my job.
41:13I know what'll happen if I go to Portugal.
41:17You'll let me down.
41:18Oh, come on.
41:19No, you will.
41:20Because if we're not doing exactly what you want to do,
41:23you will let me down.
41:24And I don't deserve it.
41:25Well, I didn't think I was going to win Dad of the Year,
41:28but I didn't realise I was this bad.
41:29Don't sulk.
41:33I love you.
41:36But I know who I am now.
41:39The I'm allowing.
41:41I'm good, Detective.
41:44I'm going to be fine.
41:48To be honest, it's because you hate sand, isn't it?
41:51It's 15% of sand for him, yeah.
41:52I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.
41:57It's just me and you now, mate.
42:15You didn't go.
42:17Had reports of some uneaten bourbon,
42:20so I thought I should investigate.
42:27I couldn't leave you on your own.
42:29It's only been a few hours,
42:30you've already broken out the grief jabs
42:32and the shepherd's pie for one.
42:35Hmm.
42:36One and a half, actually.
42:38Alan likes the topping.
42:40And champagne.
42:42Glad to be rid of me, are you?
42:44No.
42:45No, actually, I've been celebrating.
42:48Yeah, I just got off the phone with my agent
42:50about the Netflix job.
42:51Oh.
42:54I got the part.
42:55Oh, my God, John Chaffell, that's amazing.
42:57Yeah, it looks like I'm going to be in Toronto
42:59for a couple of months.
43:01Oh.
43:03That's far.
43:04I know, yeah.
43:06Well, we'll be all right.
43:08We can FaceTime.
43:09And I've got some holiday.
43:11I could come visit.
43:13Ooh, Canada.
43:15Toronto's in Canada, isn't it?
43:16Famously so, yeah.
43:18Yeah, yeah.
43:19Well, I'd like that.
43:21Hmm.
43:22If I come, can I be in it?
43:26Cor blimey, Mr. Shakespeare!
43:28It's not an Australian production.
43:29That was a damn good Cockney accent.
43:32Come on.
43:32No, no, you need to lengthen your dip thongs,
43:34and the less said about your glottal stops, the better.
43:36Wait, if you're going to insult me,
43:38can you at least pour me a glass of champagne first?
43:40Talk about a bad host.
43:42Oh, give me a little spin.
43:43Come on, we'll do something.
43:44Go round two.
43:46Go round two.
43:55Go round two.
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