- 1 day ago
Category
🥇
SportsTranscript
00:00With the white headphones, Mr. Tyler Milner's in the building.
00:04That beard.
00:05That Jordan jersey.
00:06That's that Jordan baseball.
00:07That's Birmingham right there.
00:09He pulls them out.
00:10What'd you know about the Barons?
00:11My God, man.
00:12Tyler, you are.
00:14See, I feel like it's a combination of it all.
00:17I feel like Tyler runs into a night in the Heights, has him double bourbon, goes door
00:27dash, and then I think Tyler gets some significant shopping, online shopping done in all of that.
00:35I think he has a taco while he's eating a taco, and I feel like he can be had by
00:41some online
00:42shopping.
00:42I feel like some of these purchases, because there is no way, I mean, between the three
00:47of us, not counting our wives, between the three of us, Tyler has to be the one who orders
00:54more things offline than anyone on the show.
00:59No question.
00:59I do like some good online shopping.
01:02Some of those shirts, I watch those shirts, those shirts weren't bought in stores.
01:07Those were ordered and sent.
01:09The thing is, too, is, I mean, I think the way you laid it out there, the double bourbons
01:16in the Heights, then get something on your belly, and while you're one-handing that taco,
01:21you're scrolling whatever just popped up on your IG.
01:25Oh, probably the cinnamon twist at this point.
01:26And I bet it's full of hats and T-shirts.
01:28Oh, you ain't lying.
01:29I mean, I bet.
01:30Tattoos.
01:31No lies detected.
01:33I mean, that season of life was a...
01:35That would happen frequently.
01:37He would run on that van.
01:38Where would he get his van?
01:39Not sure I've had one of them drunken online shopping nights in a couple years.
01:44You don't even have to be drunk.
01:45Just maybe for you, you've got a pretty high tolerance, probably two doubles, and you're
01:51like the give-or-rip about...
01:52You don't want to probably check the price tag on it.
01:54You probably check it normal.
01:55Well, I never really have to, no.
01:57Well, but you do.
01:59I mean, most people do.
02:00Just whether they have to or not.
02:02You get a couple double bourbons in you, you're like, hell, it don't even matter.
02:04That's a good-looking T-shirt there.
02:05Let me go ahead and add that to cart.
02:07You check that the next morning when you're an email receipt.
02:10Look at them vans.
02:11Look at them vans.
02:12Let me...
02:13I got a Vans order coming in tomorrow.
02:15You hear him?
02:16I got a Vans order coming in tomorrow.
02:17I got some green ones.
02:19Hey, by the way...
02:19Green?
02:20Yeah.
02:21For what?
02:21I got every other color so far.
02:24Oh, wow.
02:24Straight green, huh?
02:25Yeah, man.
02:27Vans old school.
02:28That's my look.
02:29Slip-ons?
02:30No, no, no.
02:31I mean, I make them slip-ons, but they got them laces.
02:35I thought about getting some...
02:36Are the slip-ons the old school?
02:37I want some slip-ons.
02:39I usually like the slip-ons.
02:41Hmm.
02:42All right, Tyler.
02:43There you go.
02:44Slip-ons.
02:44Got some basic...
02:44Are slip-ons the originals?
02:46What's the originals?
02:46Well, they have their old school style, and you can get them in either slip-on or lace-up
02:51like I do.
02:52Okay.
02:53By the way, folks, just to let you know, it is day eight of Joe's Gotta Go.
02:56Oh, hell.
02:58Day eight of Joe's Gotta Go.
03:03He does.
03:04Oh, Joe.
03:04And his latest.
03:07I just want to know what my man Joe let us know that, hey, man, we're going for this sweep.
03:13Altuve goes to the IL.
03:14Can't control that because who else doesn't go?
03:18But Isak Parade, day off.
03:20Got it.
03:21Hmm.
03:21Hmm.
03:23I'm going to tell you.
03:24I'm going to tell you.
03:24I sat my happy ass down to watch Isak, man.
03:27You can't get no days off.
03:29Your dad's played every game this year.
03:31You've got to be Isak-ing me.
03:32Tyler.
03:33But, Ron, this is exactly what I was talking about Friday when you asked me about it,
03:38and I said, you know, I'm still in the boat, but I ain't going to a game.
03:41I ain't buying no tickets, man.
03:42I ain't spending no money.
03:45I sat my ass down on that couch yesterday.
03:49Flipped them Astros on.
03:52See if they couldn't get that old sweep of the Rangers.
03:56And I look up there, and at this point, I did not realize that Altuve had gone down, too.
04:01So, I flipped the TV on.
04:02We got no Altuve.
04:03We got no Parade either.
04:06And I'm thinking, are you kidding me?
04:08And meanwhile, old Pete's out there throwing a gym.
04:11I'm like, are you kidding me?
04:13What are we doing here?
04:14Well, then it took a little bit of the heat off when I found out Altuve was out, but still
04:19today, it makes zero sense.
04:21You were in a hole like you dug two years ago and somehow found a way to get out of,
04:25and no Paradees.
04:28You got, literally, you got Christian Walker out there all by himself.
04:31You got no Correa, no Pena, no Altuve, no Diaz, no Hunter Brown.
04:37Alvarez was out there.
04:38I mean, you got to be kidding me, man.
04:41And you think it's a good day to rest Paradees.
04:44They went four, five, and six, baby.
04:47Zach Cole, DeCenzo, and old Shoemake.
04:50Hey, man, you couldn't have told me, Tyler and May, that was going to be going to be in the
04:56lineup together.
04:57Not to mention the three of them were going to be in four, five, and six hole.
05:02Did not have that.
05:05And this is how bad it's gotten for you, Cam Smith.
05:09Cam Smith, this is how bad it's gotten for you.
05:11They almost flirted with putting Nick Allen to Salazar in front of your ass.
05:18Anyhow, that's a tough one, Joe.
05:21Listen, man, a better weekend.
05:23But, I mean, my man Joe knew, knew he did not have Altuve available.
05:29And he said.
05:30There's no adjustment whatsoever.
05:32Like, there's no.
05:33There's a lot of baseball left.
05:34It's like they had scheduled games.
05:36My man, it's going to grab a seat, Doug.
05:36That when the schedule came out, I think he sat down with each player and said,
05:41these are your days off.
05:43And he is.
05:44It's tense it out, man.
05:45I mean, our clubhouse has been nuked with injuries.
05:48And all of a sudden now, there's no adjustment whatsoever.
05:51I just know East Sox said, hey, Coach, I can go.
05:55I'm just letting you know.
05:56I can go today.
05:57I know we're short here.
05:59Hey, can I say this, though?
06:02Shoemake got a little something to him, Coach.
06:03Oh, yeah.
06:05I don't think he's going to be the one going down when Pena comes up.
06:10Well, we've got to talk about that.
06:11We've got to talk about that.
06:12Because there's some rumblings out there that I ain't real sure that I can get down with.
06:15Ring, baby.
06:16Hey.
06:17Hey, T.
06:18He's always ready.
06:19Shoemake got a little something to him.
06:21Hell, yeah, he does.
06:23You see that dive in?
06:24That wasn't even.
06:25He dove in the hole between short and third.
06:27I don't even remember what game it was.
06:28It was still an infield hit.
06:30But, I mean, there's just the way he moves and the way he goes about his deal.
06:35Now, it helps that he's swinging the bat.
06:36Well, obviously, if he couldn't do that, he'd be in Jake Myers' territory.
06:38But exactly what Jake, like, doesn't have, like, that aura or that vibe or that feel or that confidence or
06:47that swag.
06:47Like, whatever.
06:48Like, exactly what he doesn't have, Shoemake's got every bit of.
06:51I screwed it up.
06:52I mean, there's something to this cap, man.
06:56Him and old Pete, it's been hell.
06:58It's been hell for these Astros the first month, month and a half here.
07:01But, boy, they found a couple dudes.
07:02Man, they made.
07:03Hey, Pete is dealing now.
07:04That pissed me off, though.
07:05Which one?
07:06For Pete.
07:07They just made, boy, they made Pete look like he had a really bad.
07:10Now, you go look at Pete's line, you're like, damn, man, Pete lost it for the first time.
07:16Nah, man.
07:17Pete's carrying a score.
07:18Where'd he go?
07:18What was it?
07:19It was the 60th.
07:19It was the 7th.
07:207th.
07:20Well, I think he gave it a two-run homer.
07:24He went, oh, boy, poking over the right field fence in the day.
07:27Yeah.
07:28Burger.
07:29Do you think he, come on, man, you got to change that as your last name if you look like
07:33him.
07:33Big Burger?
07:34Oh, he's a hillrunner, too.
07:36He's a hillrunner, too, man.
07:37I mean, it.
07:38You can't, man.
07:39You can't, man.
07:40That can't be your last name.
07:41Your last name can't be Burger.
07:43Big, thick hillrunner.
07:44My last name can't be Roast.
07:51I'm sorry, man.
07:52My last name can't be Roast.
07:53Like, man, I can't be Ron Roast.
07:56Like that.
07:57You can't, man.
07:59You can't be a little husky or a little heavy and have a food and a real good food.
08:05Hey, your last name can't be, oh, Jake Burger.
08:08No, man, he's got to go like an actor and make his last name, his middle name, Jake Burger.
08:15But, no, man, they made Pete look bad.
08:17Come on, man.
08:18Pete was out there dealing, man.
08:19Pete's all right, man.
08:20Pete's got a chance to stick around a little bit.
08:22Yeah, this is, I mean, this is, we're starting to get.
08:25I mean, what's Pete's shortest outing been, man?
08:27I mean, he's got.
08:28He's been in the seventh inning three times, ain't he?
08:29Well, he went seven back-to-back starts before this one, but he got into the seven.
08:34And, I mean, you know, he's having to pitch damn near perfection, like Spencer did.
08:40Damn near perfection because the offense couldn't get nothing.
08:45And why not?
08:46Because when you got Cole DeZenzo shoemake as your RBI men in the middle of the order,
08:54they're probably going to get you some.
08:56Oh, boy.
08:58Yeah, that's exactly what it is, Ron.
09:00I mean, I'm just, the only thing about me flipping my TV on and seeing Prady's not
09:04in that lineup is it was free.
09:05I was at home.
09:06If I'd have been at that game, I'd have been hot, boy.
09:09I just can't.
09:10I just can't.
09:11I just can't believe they all came together and said, yeah, I'm two days out, man.
09:16Let's keep him out.
09:19Literally.
09:19Christian Walker was the only one that, other than the outfield.
09:22Him and Alvarez.
09:23They're the only ones.
09:24Yeah, well, yeah, yeah.
09:25Well, I didn't think of that.
09:26You're talking about Alvarez.
09:27I guess you're right.
09:28Alvarez has played every game of the season.
09:31Isak couldn't get this one.
09:33Like, right now, guys, we know Christian Walker, Isak Paredes, and Alvarez,
09:39they don't get to get off work, whatever else they want to do.
09:44But they can't get a day off.
09:46Correct.
09:46They've got to play right now.
09:47I'd add Vasquez to that.
09:49But, yeah.
09:50I mean, as a catcher, sometimes you can't catch every game.
09:53Right.
09:53But those three guys have got to be in the lineup.
09:55Absolutely, 100%.
09:56Even when Pena comes back.
09:58Yes.
09:59It's part of what you've done.
10:00You've dug this hole.
10:01You've got to get out.
10:01Now, guys, got to play.
10:05100%.
10:06Yes, correct.
10:07You're missing Pena.
10:08You're missing the entire infield.
10:10I mean, that's it.
10:13Hey, man, we got shoemake.
10:15We got coal, man.
10:16We got the Zenzo.
10:17Let's make a run.
10:18Let's make a run.
10:19It is a hard watch, boys.
10:21And they had a good weekend.
10:23Starting to feel like, all right.
10:24I'd like to see best foot forward play and have a great weekend.
10:28I'm telling you, man.
10:28You can look around.
10:29I'm telling you, your new one-two punch, Tyler.
10:32Go get you.
10:33Go get you a Spencer and Getty jersey.
10:36Go get you a Pete Lambert jersey.
10:38I'm holding off on all jersey buying this season right now.
10:41That's fair.
10:41You're right.
10:41Just right now, man.
10:42You're right.
10:42We'll see.
10:43We're boycotting and spending money at Dyken.
10:45Yes.
10:46Period.
10:47Until he quits load managing, guys.
10:48Can we still?
10:49I mean.
10:50Boycott spending money at Dyken until they spend money.
10:52How about that?
10:54I'll just go to El Tiempo and drink it and watch it there.
10:58By the way, I heard some bad news about El Tiempo apparently is only going to buy one
11:03margarita per ID.
11:05What?
11:06Are you serious?
11:07Wait.
11:08Just at Astros games?
11:09At Astros games.
11:11Not at the restaurant.
11:13No, no.
11:13Okay.
11:14They'll over-serve you there.
11:15They'll definitely over-serve you there.
11:16I got it.
11:17I was just thinking about us doing a, you know, now that the Astros suck, it's not going
11:20to happen.
11:20But the taking over the El Tiempo section up there and just banging margaritas.
11:24I don't know, man.
11:25This might be the time to do it.
11:26Now that the Astros suck, for some reason.
11:28But what I'm saying is, is you got, I mean, unless you got a bunch of fake IDs, you can
11:31only get one.
11:33You go back up there, they scan your ID when you buy one, and you go back up there for
11:36the second one, and it already tells you, nope, you've already got one, sir.
11:38You only have one.
Comments