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America's Funniest Home Videos - Season 36 Episode 22 -
Feline Follies, Bear Encounters, and Wedding Woes
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Feline Follies, Bear Encounters, and Wedding Woes
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00:00Here's a sneak peek at tonight's AFV Grand Prize Spectacular.
00:04Let the laughing commence!
00:25Welcome to America's Funniest Home Videos Grand Prize Spectacular.
00:30And now, here he is, the host of our show, Alfonso Ribeiro!
00:39Let's go!
00:42Come on!
00:44Come on!
00:45Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!
00:48Hello and welcome to our Grand Prize Spectacular.
00:52Tonight, our season's two $100,000 winners will battle it out to win the ultimate prize,
00:57a four-night Disney Cruise Line vacation aboard the Disney Wish for the winner and up to seven guests.
01:03Talk about a vacation that will create memories to last a lifetime.
01:06But first, here are some funny videos that don't last as long as a four-night Disney Cruise.
01:12Aren't as tasty, either!
01:13You ever have unlimited, soft-serve by the pool?
01:16Hoo-wee!
01:22I don't want to hit you.
01:24You won't.
01:25Ready?
01:31What have you done?
01:33I know some kids love peanut butter, but this is ridiculous.
01:38What?
01:39What?
01:43Oh, God!
01:44I guess he spent so much on his new snowboard, he didn't have any left for clothes.
01:56He did it!
01:58He did it!
01:59Is it?
02:00Oh!
02:01Oh!
02:01Oh!
02:02He did it!
02:04He did it!
02:06He did it!
02:07How are we doing this?
02:08Man, doorbell cams sure made TPing a house a lot harder.
02:12He did it!
02:14He did it!
02:16He did it!
02:17He did it!
02:17I love you!
02:18Okay?
02:22He did it!
02:24He did it!
02:27He did it!
02:28Get out of here!
02:33I've never enjoyed anything as much as this cat enjoys having his eyebrows massaged.
02:39Rude, does that feel so good?
02:46Do you really think a wild animal with a burglar mask
02:49is going to obey you, lady?
02:52Don't you even think about it.
02:55Go on.
02:56Go on.
02:58Go on.
02:59No.
03:01No.
03:02It's me, I'm hungry.
03:07I'm hungry, I'm hungry.
03:11Careful, careful.
03:12I'm hungry.
03:16Fearful, fearful.
03:17Be quiet.
03:24Release the hounds.
03:27It's time to go to the dog park.
03:30You want a treat?
03:31Want to go outside?
03:32You want a treat?
03:33Want to go outside?
03:33You want a treat?
03:34You want to go outside?
03:35You want a treat?
03:36You want a treat?
03:37You want a treat?
03:38You want a treat?
03:38You want to go outside?
03:38You want to go outside?
03:39You want to go outside?
03:39Barney got out of his pen.
03:44This is my kitchen.
03:46Look at.
03:47My kitchen.
03:49And these are Troy's pants.
03:55He ate the grass.
03:57These are Troy's pants.
04:00And Barney, look at mama.
04:02He's got the pants in the house.
04:03He's got the pants in his mouth.
04:06Barney, come here to mama.
04:11I'm not sure if this means he likes hot sauce or hates it.
04:32He wants that window open and you'll be hearing about it for the rest of the drive.
04:46He likes going on walks, but he loves going on drags.
04:54He's doing a bunch of pants.
04:56Oh my God.
04:57He just looks attempts at me.
04:59I love you.
05:01You look like a cat on thepunk.
05:07You'd be looking at me.
05:16Oh my God.
05:20to blame it on him.
05:31Are you serious?
05:32I swear to God, I hope you got that on camera.
05:35I really do.
05:41Some magic tricks are so difficult
05:43that a magician might spend five years learning an illusion
05:46that only lasts 30 seconds.
05:48Also that some guy in the audience can turn to his wife
05:50and say, I'm bored, meet you at the black deck table.
05:54Well, get ready for a montage of amateur magicians messing up
05:57magic faster than you can say, Afro-Kadabra.
06:20Oh, I want to go.
06:21Shine from the rooftop.
06:23Dance until my heart stops.
06:25Always need to know how to get it out of the room.
06:28I'm done.
06:28Singing through the speakers.
06:30Jumping out my sneakers.
06:32Tell me the time and place to be.
06:34You don't even know what you're missing.
06:37You want a little more.
06:46You don't even know what you're missing.
07:03You don't even know what you're missing.
07:06You don't even know what you're missing.
07:17You don't even know what you're missing.
07:21You don't even know what you're missing.
07:33You don't even know what you're missing.
07:37And scrub itself clean with a brush in one hand and a sponge in the other.
07:43Turns out it just means the oven gets really hot and burns off all the gunk.
07:48What a let down.
07:50Anyway, here are some boneheads and even they probably know self cleaving ovens don't have robot arms.
07:57But a removable handle is a blessing and a curse
08:07This is the domino equivalent of a marathon runner falling down right before the finish line
08:29I'll help you. Let's do it again
08:38Dad pushes him into the pool. What could be more humiliated?
08:48Dad answers my question
08:52Those things work better with the hose attached
08:59Yeah, getting it real clean babe
09:09Eric
09:22Eric, what are you doing?
09:27What time is it?
09:29For real, what time is it?
09:31It's like 11.
09:33No.
09:34Why?
09:35What time is it?
09:36What do you mean?
09:37For real.
09:39It's like 11. Why?
09:41What?
09:43Are you supposed to open?
09:48It's 11 at 9, baby
09:56This guy's a venti bonehead
10:10He's so distracted by the cat he should have put in the carrier that he forgets about the car he
10:14should have put in park
10:28videos of things going wrong at weddings and AFV go great together so great that if they could actually marry
10:35each other
10:36They probably would now if there are no objections, please say I do to these wedding day disasters
10:45Lots of girls dream of their wedding day
10:48But not their wedding day chest bump
11:00Katie, are you in there?
11:01A bridesmaid's work is never done
11:03Isn't that right, Katie?
11:04He's under that dress
11:05There we go
11:06Ah, there she is
11:08The ability of putting your words from your heart onto paper
11:13And so
11:14He's the best man
11:15But he turns into the best zombie
11:34All marines are ready for battle
11:36But these are ready for dance battle
11:48This isn't the type of helicopter they're used to
12:00He's a Yankees fan, but she likes the Red Sox
12:03Guess who ordered the cake?
12:20And with the power vested in me by the state of Ohio
12:23Ohio may have vested him the power, but it didn't vest him the coordination
12:37There's nothing prettier than a light dusting of snow on your wedding day
12:58Ready for the bride's big entrance?
13:02Because the bride wasn't
13:11Now it's time to meet our first grand prize finalist with a video they're hoping will be crowned this year's
13:17favorite
13:17Let's meet the bun family
13:21Their video features a grandma who's chock full of sass
13:25She fires off a zinger while face down in the grass
13:29It's sassy spouse squab
13:44Don't tell me you'd fail
13:54What do you think I just got down here?
14:12Well it's our last show of the season and it's always bittersweet for me
14:17On the one hand, I like having the summer off to hang with my family
14:21On the other hand, I'll miss having a studio audience applaud when I come down the stairs
14:25The biggest reaction I get from my kids is
14:28What's up dad?
14:32I'm gonna miss you guys
14:36Muddy backyards and crocs aren't a great combo
14:43Can you tell me something?
14:45What's three times three?
14:48He knows the answer to every math question
14:52Hey, what's eight plus one?
14:56Nine
14:56What?
14:57Oh my god
14:58As long as the answer is not
14:59What is, hey
15:01What is seven plus two?
15:05Nine
15:05Oh my goodness
15:08Wow, you are so smart
15:10Here's a big one
15:11Oh yes
15:12What's one hundred minus ninety one?
15:17Nine
15:18Oh
15:18Oh
15:23Cats would be scared of a robot or a dinosaur
15:28So you can imagine how they feel about a robot dinosaur
15:36What are you guys doing?
15:38Okay, that's mommy's keto ice cream
15:40They don't care that it's keto
15:42They just care that it's yummy
15:45Sawyer, what are you doing?
15:50Hayden
15:51Yeah, they have mom's ice cream
15:53But they also have some very sound reasoning as to why they're eating it
15:57Why are you having ice cream?
15:59Because it will not make me a square fish
16:04I had to go potty
16:14She's a rock stacking rock star until hat-tastrophe strikes
16:19Emily Sobs
16:20Yeah
16:26Perfect
16:32Ah, the wind in their hair
16:39The sand in their mouths
16:51It's time for some videos that feature such bad judgment
16:54they leave me stupefied, bewildered, and befuddled
16:57Which means I'll be be stupewildered
17:01Stupefuddlefied
17:02Well, whatever you call it
17:04I'll be shaking my head, believe you me
17:08Get set for Do I Have That Right?
17:10Or I try to make sense of your nonsense
17:15People always assume your son is Irish
17:17even though he's actually Dutch and Italian?
17:20Do I have that right?
17:27Your guinea pig's latest TikTok video has so many views
17:31that he subtly insists on being treated like a star
17:34Am I hearing you correctly?
17:43You tried to build your own self-driving taxi
17:46without having any sort of engineering background?
17:48Is that what you're telling me?
17:57Your buddy with the 35 handicap claims he's been playing lights out lately
18:02Does that sound legit?
18:12You're so sick of washing dishes that you told your son to eat his meals like this?
18:17That was your plan?
18:29Do I Have That Right? is now over
18:32If I have that right
18:35If one funny thing happening is good
18:38then two funny things happening at the same time must be good squared
18:41Check out our salute to things that are both spontaneous and simultaneous
18:47We salute Things in Sync
19:28and we're gonna beque 팔
19:30Phantom Poets�
19:59Now it's time to meet our second grand prize finalist
20:03with a video they're hoping will be crowned this year's favorite.
20:06Let's meet the Welshawns family.
20:10Their video features a little girl who doesn't want to nap,
20:13but instead of making a scene,
20:15she just pretends not to know what nap means.
20:18Check out Playing Dumb for Dad.
20:22Have you thought about taking a nap at all?
20:25A what? A what they say, Dad?
20:27I don't know. You can't get back.
20:30Do you want to take a nap?
20:32I don't, I don't act, I don't, what does that mean?
20:41A nap? Do you know what a nap is?
20:44A what? A what?
20:46A what you say, Dad?
20:48Do you, have you ever taken a nap before?
20:51I can't, I can't hear you, Dad.
20:57As I mentioned earlier, tonight's grand prize winner will win a vacation cruise aboard the Disney Wish.
21:03Now if I could have a wish come true, it'd be that I could sail on the Disney Wish.
21:07Cue the special effects and me in some pretty fly vacation duds.
21:13Our grand prize winner and guest will be on this very ship, the Disney Wish, for four magical nights.
21:20They'll dine like superheroes in the worlds of Marvel restaurant.
21:23There's nothing like a little theater after dinner, and by little, I mean Disney the Little Mermaid.
21:28I love spending time on the upper deck, especially on the Aquamouse.
21:32This is great! I can see Castaway King from here!
21:36Sun, sand, perfection. This vacation will be magical.
21:39Stay tuned to find out who will win this magical vacation.
21:49I'm an optimist.
21:51Now, you might ask, Al, how can you be an optimist when you're constantly watching videos of people making bad
21:56decisions?
21:57To clarify, I'm not optimistic about mankind or the future of the world in general, just the future of AFV.
22:04Thanks to your non-stop mishaps, I've got job security forever!
22:10Some foul tips are fouler than others.
22:14Oh!
22:15Oh!
22:19Oh, frick.
22:21Oh, oh, oh, my God.
22:23I'm having no kids.
22:34Kick, Avery.
22:35He's going to kick up something else.
22:39Ah!
22:42Ah!
22:44Ah!
22:45Ah!
22:46Ah!
22:47Ah!
22:48Ah!
22:48Ah!
22:49Ah!
22:49I'm holding a piñata.
22:51Oh!
22:52And I'm guessing his last.
22:56Oh, what?
22:58There's unwinding, and then there's extreme unwinding, which literally unwinds the screw out of the ceiling.
23:05Yeah, boy.
23:07Ah!
23:10So Serana and Danny, they're going to race.
23:13So if you beat me, you can have a boyfriend?
23:15Is that the deal?
23:16Yes!
23:17This is the only time Dad doesn't let her win.
23:20Car, on your mark, get set, go!
23:34This one's crying too.
23:38This is a bad day.
23:39Not only does that piece of wood drop, but so do his pants.
23:47Oh, you're slanted.
23:48Yes.
23:50We talk a lot about distracted driving, but distracted walking is just as much of a problem.
24:02Okay, so I do not think she's going to be a vegetarian.
24:05I'm like, do you want your pot to eat?
24:08Go, man.
24:10Oh, look at that bite!
24:18Hey, Alfonso!
24:21Hey, Alfonso!
24:22Can we see more bear videos?
24:24Rawr!
24:26Okay, Molly and Henry, you want more bear videos?
24:29Well, here's a bunch that are so good, I can barely contain my excitement.
24:38I've been distracted by my phone, but I don't think I've ever been so distracted by my phone
24:42that I wouldn't notice a giant bear strolling down the driveway toward me.
24:52Oh!
24:58It's inside the window, and it's trying to get out of the house.
25:01Oh, my God!
25:03I'm not going to go out.
25:05Here she comes.
25:06There she comes.
25:07Nice job.
25:08The baby's still in there.
25:09They're pretty nonchalant about having a bear in their house.
25:14And there's the bear right next to us.
25:15And the bear seems pretty nonchalant about having been in their house.
25:19And here comes the baby with a piece of cake in its mouth.
25:23That's hilarious.
25:24Yeah.
25:25Oh, we should send this to A&B.
25:28Okay.
25:29One, two, three, go.
25:30Ah!
25:31Good job!
25:33This guy works the crowd like a pro.
25:37Bye!
25:38Bye!
25:48What's worse than a backseat driver?
25:52A backseat bear.
26:02What is he doing?
26:05Sly's right there.
26:06Oh, okay.
26:07He's afraid of Sly.
26:08Bears.
26:08The bigger they are, the faster they run away from kitty cats.
26:12Oh, my goodness.
26:17Renting a cute, rustic cabin in the woods can make for a relaxing vacation, until you meet
26:23the neighbors.
26:30the fun thing about bears is they can either be totally harmless or they can kill you you
26:35just never know there's the bear there's the dog chasing the bear there's the guy chasing
26:46the dog and there's another guy using an umbrella like a spear our next montage features people
26:59jammed lodged and embedded in objects and situations they just can't get out of but it's
27:04set to music so at least they have something to listen to while they wait for someone to rescue
27:11them
27:12you're like candy land today
27:20oh
27:21oh
27:23oh
27:24oh
27:25oh
27:26oh
27:26oh
27:28oh
27:28oh
27:28oh
27:32Oh, my God.
27:59Oh, my God.
28:28Want to see your funny video on TV?
28:30Just upload it to AFV.com.
28:58Ooh, is that pesto?
29:01You ready?
29:03I promise if I catch a ball, I will take all of you guys to keep talking to my dough
29:10for the rest of my life.
29:11Yes, and Amy.
29:12Okay.
29:34A deer breaking up a fight between a cat and a raccoon.
29:39You don't see that every day.
29:49What did you have to do after baseball?
29:52In all my years of hide and seeking, I never saw anyone hide in the sink.
29:56And clearly, neither have they.
29:59I guess that makes this hide in the sink.
30:35I bet your day at the beach was never ruined by an incompetent skydiver.
30:39I bet your day at the beach was never ruined by an incompetent skydiver.
30:51Roomba curling?
30:53There it is.
30:54Hey, it's no sillier than regular curling.
31:02The curling.
31:07Foxes are known for being clever, but letting a fox eat a hot dog out of your mouth makes me
31:11think this dude's not the sharpest tool in the shed.
31:22I'm going to call the butcher now.
31:24See what he has to say.
31:30People are always busy.
31:31They don't pick up their phone.
31:34Hello.
31:34Hello, is this the butcher shop?
31:36Yes, this is Schmitz Market.
31:38Oh, hi, how you doing?
31:39I just want to ask you a quick question.
31:41Do you guys have pig's feet?
31:43Yes, I have pig's feet, sir.
31:45Where do you get your shoes?
31:54You know what the world needs now?
31:56A girl who speaks for all of us.
31:59I just, I don't want to be famous
32:02I just want to be on AMB
32:09I hope you've enjoyed A Girl Who Speaks for all of us
32:15Here comes our last batch of pranks for the season
32:18And we've saved the best for last
32:20It would have been weird if we'd have saved the worst for last
32:23Which would be like the worst prank of all time
32:32They only see grandma once a year
32:35Might as well make it memorable
32:51It's winter, so that water is cold
32:54But not as cold as this prank
33:02Mom told the kids she made brownies
33:04And technically she did
33:06You!
33:08Ow, you!
33:12Ow!
33:13Ow, you're brownie
33:16That's not...
33:22Come on!
33:25Come on!
33:27Come on, come on!
33:28If you've got a friend who loves ice cream
33:30Having an app that sounds like an ice cream truck is a must
33:46When you go boating, you should expect to get sprayed
33:49But not like this
33:51One, two, three
34:06Sometimes the pranker becomes the prankie
34:17Dylan, help me
34:19Help me, my hand's stuck
34:20Make sure to pay attention to her stuck hand
34:23Unlike her husband
34:24I've got a stuck in it
34:26No
34:27Help!
34:28Is it real?
34:29Ow!
34:30Ow!
34:31No, it's not
34:32Yeah, ow, Dylan
34:35Help, sorry, am I not underwater?
34:36Get your hand stuck in it
34:38What?
34:39No, I'm so
34:40You need a really oblivious husband to pull off this prank
34:46So, you know, most husbands
34:55What are you doing?
34:57What are you doing?
35:00Did you notice what you said?
35:03No
35:03What are you doing?
35:14When we come back, we'll meet our two grand prize finalists
35:18And find out who'll be going on a magical Disney cruise line vacation
35:22Stick around to see who wins
35:37The ancient Egyptians worshipped cats
35:40So do modern cat owners
35:41Ancient Egyptians thought cats were magical beings
35:44Possessing the secrets of the universe
35:46Modern cat owners simply think cats are too darn cute not to snuggle
35:50Whatever the reason, let the worshipping begin
35:56I double dog dare you to double cat jump that dog
36:16Somebody's not smitten with that kitten
36:24Some cat toys are more expensive than others
36:36Is she trying to stare at her tongue?
36:38Or does she just always look like this?
36:57They must be delivering tuna fish because that cat really wants to get in that van
37:07Okay, at this point, you might as well just hire him
37:09He'll probably work for scraps
37:18Here's this cat's favorite prank
37:32Objects and mirror are even grumpier than they appear
37:45This cat wants him to spend a little less time working on his car
37:48And a little more time giving him treats
38:02It's been another amazing year
38:05But it's about to get even more amazing-er
38:07Because we're about to meet tonight's finalists
38:10Let's bring them out
38:11First, from Clayton, North Carolina
38:14The Bun family
38:17Their video features a woman falling flat on her face
38:20But she comes back with a zinger
38:22With no shortage of grace
38:24It's Sassy Spouse Squabble
38:38Don't tell me you fell
38:40No, I'm out here picking weeds
38:43Huh?
38:43I'm picking weeds
38:45Oh yeah, I fell
38:46What do you think I did?
38:47I wanted to lay down in the yard
38:49What do you think?
38:51I just got down here
38:52Well, I can't get through
38:53I can't get through
38:55Next up, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
38:58The Welshawns family
39:01Their video features the best nap avoidance
39:03You're likely to see
39:04And the way she does it is so cute
39:06It would work on me
39:08Is playing dumb for dead
39:11Have you thought about taking a nap at all?
39:14What do you think I don't know
39:17You can't get back
39:19Do you want to take a nap?
39:21I don't
39:22I don't
39:24Do you, uh, what does that mean?
39:30A nap?
39:31Do you know what a nap is?
39:33Uh, what?
39:34What?
39:36What did you say, Dad?
39:37Do you, have you ever taken a nap before?
39:40Uh, I can't, I can't hear you, Dad
39:47Now it's time to announce the winners of the Disney Cruise Line Vacation aboard the Disney Wish
39:52But I can't hand out a Disney Vacation without the help of Disney Legends
39:57Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Captain Mickey Mouse and Captain Minnie Mouse
40:08Captain Mickey, Captain Minnie, welcome
40:11And thank you so much for coming ashore and helping us announce the lucky winner who will be joining you
40:16for Magic at Sea
40:18Permission to announce the winners?
40:21All right, without further delay, here it is, the moment you've been waiting for
40:30The grand prize winner of the four-night Disney Cruise Line Vacation aboard the Disney Wish
40:36And the video you've chosen as your favorite of the year is
40:51Sassy spouse squabble sent in by the Bundt family
40:55We have Kevin, Susie, and Gary
40:59Yes, congratulations, come on down
41:02Ma, congratulations
41:04Now, this clip of your snappy comeback about picking weeds has led to you picking up 120 grand
41:12And a cruise for eight aboard the Disney Wish
41:15Just one question, I got just one question
41:18Did you ever build that ramp for your front porch that you joked about
41:22Or did you do something more fun with the money?
41:25A lot more fun with the money
41:27Ask him what he's got
41:28What did you get?
41:30Corvette!
41:31You got a Corvette?
41:32Nice!
41:33On 2026, you bought yourself something real nice
41:36And you driving around feeling pretty happy?
41:38Without a doubt
41:39Without a doubt, well we love that
41:41Well, congratulations, so awesome
41:44All right, all right
41:49Well, that's the end of our grand prize spectacular
41:52And the end of yet another spectacular season
41:55I'm off for summer vacation
41:57But we'll be back in the fall with an all-new episode
42:00With all-new episodes that just might include your funny videos
42:03But only if you send them in
42:05Otherwise, you'll be watching other people's videos
42:07And thinking, that could have been me winning 20 G's
42:10Good night, y'all
42:14Thank you so much for watching
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