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The Real Housewives of Rhode Island - Season 1 Episode 8 -
Splitting Hairs
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00:15Previously on The Real Housewives of Rhode Island.
00:17I appreciated you asking me to do the haircut.
00:20You never posted anything.
00:22Well, we never took any pictures of it.
00:24It doesn't matter.
00:25It's not my job to take a picture of the back of my head, Kelsey.
00:28You, like, exaggerate things.
00:30Like, yeah, me and Rich from building, like, an 8,000 square foot house.
00:32You're attacking my house.
00:33You don't have a house.
00:34I genuinely do want to make a connection with you.
00:37I want to be friends.
00:38A lot of things were said that were very hurtful, but I want to move forward.
00:42I am starting my life completely over.
00:45The last thing I want to worry about is Rosie.
00:48As a child, my mom sent me away to, you know, a behavioral program.
00:53I remember that.
00:54And so I got sent away three times.
00:55Third place was the worst.
00:56That was the one that my mom ended up giving partial custody to the state.
01:00It hurts a lot to have no one that loves you growing up.
01:05Rula, she's like, you know, get me proof.
01:10This is bad.
01:11What are we going to do?
01:12I think she needs to see the video.
01:14You're very close with her.
01:17I don't want to be the one to share it with Rula.
01:20I don't want to, like, break her heart again.
01:24Who needs a sugar daddy when my life is this sweet?
01:29I have a blessed life and I'm a loyal wife.
01:34Why settle for justice life when you can have the whole damn pie?
01:39My life is like a rom-com.
01:41When I'm not crying, I'm laughing.
01:44I used to report the news, but now I'm the headline.
01:49I'm not trying to be mean.
01:51I just mean what I say.
01:54In the ocean state, I dispense the weed and the truth.
02:07What do you want for lunch, my baby?
02:11Chicken tenders.
02:12Your favorite.
02:13You're going to turn into chicken and fries.
02:16Because you eat those every day.
02:18No, I don't.
02:19Oh, my God.
02:19Okay.
02:27Don't get it on the couch, please.
02:28Do not wipe your hands on the white carpet.
02:32Okay, okay.
02:32I mean, in what world?
02:33I'm okay.
02:34I expect that of your sisters, not of you.
02:43Conch, you want to go for a walk with Mom?
02:46How long is this going to take, Liz?
02:47This will take no time.
02:48Go ahead, sweetheart.
02:51Go ahead.
02:51It's fine.
02:59You ready to do this?
03:00All right, I'm ready.
03:02We're going to take your car, because you've got to start driving it.
03:05Because you have, like, 2,000 miles on it, and it's, like, almost a year old.
03:09Look, Billy, there's a four-leaf clover.
03:11Billy.
03:12What?
03:13Come walk.
03:13Hurry up.
03:14It's good luck.
03:14What?
03:14Quick.
03:15It's a four-leaf clover.
03:16Just, I want you to look.
03:17That's a weed.
03:19No, it's not.
03:20It's a weed.
03:21Yeah, it's a, it's a, it's a poison ivy.
03:23Do not touch it.
03:24Don't touch it.
03:25Why would we have poison ivy?
03:26We got that four-leaf clover.
03:27I don't know what it is, but it's not a four-leaf clover.
03:28I've never seen that before.
03:29It is not a four-leaf clover.
03:30Yes, it is, Billy.
03:32I'm going to do a quick cracker before I get started.
03:34See, I already get nervous.
03:36There's nothing to be nervous about.
03:37No, because you're too serious.
03:39What do you want me to do?
03:40We got to go over here.
03:41We have to do this.
03:42Oh, I just, I'll do whatever it takes so you can drive to pick up Selena from dance or drop
03:49her off.
03:50Selena dances five days a week.
03:52Then Billy is always doing something.
03:54He's an entrepreneur.
03:55So, like, I have to start driving my daughter to a dance school.
03:58But, like, I got some issues with driving bad.
04:01I can't breathe.
04:01I feel like I'm suffocating.
04:03I get dizzy.
04:04I feel like I'm going to throw up.
04:05And I almost feel like I can't feel my hands.
04:07I can't help that I have a fear.
04:09That bridge is, like, it's crazy.
04:11I understand, but I hate that I can't take her up.
04:13I think you have to tap, you have to, like, take on your fears.
04:16I need to have all of my crackers in case I feel like I'm going to faint.
04:20I have rose water spray to wake myself up because it's cold.
04:22I have peppermint oil to help me focus and gum.
04:26Those are all my things that I usually have when I drive.
04:29And a good playlist, of course.
04:31All right, you ready to do this?
04:33Whatever.
04:33Great.
04:34So, you've got to, like, listen.
04:36You're already giving me orders.
04:37I'm not giving you orders.
04:38Just follow the signs.
04:40There's signs everywhere.
04:42The train.
04:43There's about thousands of signs.
04:44The sign to 195.
04:46All right, so once I'm on the highway, I'll tell you.
04:47I want to hear about your trip.
04:49My trip?
04:50I didn't go on a trip.
04:50Well, when I went.
04:51Turn.
04:52I FaceTimed you guys, right?
04:53Yeah.
04:54You saw that creepy doll in the bed with you.
04:56So, you know, she was like,
04:58Mom, why would you have a tea party with dolls without me?
05:02It is kind of weird.
05:03Yes.
05:05That was just a part of the trip.
05:07And then, you know, with Liz, she, like, attacked me, like, crazy.
05:12My father left us homeless.
05:14You were never homeless in your life.
05:17My blood was rushing because it was, like, I'm not called for.
05:22It was, like, upsetting.
05:24You know?
05:26I'm not over it.
05:27I think because you know her.
05:28That's the thing.
05:28That's what's tricky about it.
05:29Like, you've known her since you were born.
05:30I was a kid, and I, like, her sister, her, it's hard for me because I respect her.
05:35And I, like, I do put her on a pedestal, so I think it comes at me stronger.
05:38That was a stop sign.
05:39That was another one.
05:40Why do they do two in a row?
05:41All you can do is kind of control your reaction to it.
05:45You can't control all the people.
05:47Thank you, Billy.
05:48You're welcome.
05:49It was very deep.
05:51I didn't tell you about Rula and Brian.
05:53So at the end of the trip, Joellen shows me a video of Brian with the mistress cheating
05:59on her, hugging her for about five minutes.
06:01That was last week.
06:02How do you know?
06:03Because it said the date on it.
06:04You can see an entire video.
06:06You can make up a date on something.
06:07That's what I said, too, but no.
06:09He was like, Billy, it was new.
06:11It was new.
06:12And I really hate these bumps over here.
06:14They're speed bumps.
06:14I feel like that's my tires.
06:15It's all right.
06:16And then Joellen was like, you know, the dramatics.
06:20Alicia, I want you to deal with this.
06:22What are you going to do with this video?
06:25I don't know what I want to do with the information because I've got to be honest with you.
06:27She's obviously stressed out.
06:29I don't want to kick someone when they're down.
06:31That, like, kills me.
06:32Then you should do what you feel is right.
06:34I just feel like, just a little bit.
06:36I want to feel the temperature of them still.
06:38All right.
06:38To see if they're like, you know what I mean?
06:39I don't want to get it.
06:41It's too messy.
06:43And they have children.
06:45If there was a video of Billy, like the one about Brian, I would definitely want one of
06:49my friends to tell me.
06:50But I think Rula will not be okay.
06:54If she sees this video or finds out about it, that's embarrassing.
06:58It's, you know, the father of our kids.
06:59And that's that.
07:01That was my trip.
07:02Sounds emotionally draining.
07:05Did you guys get to relax a little?
07:07Um, not really.
07:09This is the part.
07:10Tell the rats to go behind me.
07:11I'm getting, like, sweaty already.
07:12There's no bridge yet.
07:14It's coming up.
07:16I got to take off my sunglasses.
07:18This is what Selena does with me.
07:20She cries.
07:21She's like, I don't want this.
07:22She doesn't cry.
07:23She's like, mommy, it's okay.
07:24Three.
07:25You're mostly here.
07:26And it's, like, torturous.
07:28All right.
07:28Deep breaths.
07:29Ah!
07:30I'm going to pee my pants.
07:31Wait a minute.
07:32But you did it.
07:32That's it.
07:33They changed it.
07:34You're over the...
07:35That was it.
07:35So guess who's doing drop-offs and pick-offs?
07:38Let's not...
07:38Yeah, let's just baby steps.
07:46Are you ready?
07:47We're going to go for a walk with Richie.
07:49And I got to say, your diet is really paying off.
07:54Okay, let's go downstairs.
07:58Let's go outside!
08:00Rich?
08:01Yeah?
08:02What are you doing?
08:04They left a little bit of a mess.
08:06Me and Rich are in the process of building a 5,000-square-foot addition to our home.
08:11But right now, it's just a massive hole in the ground.
08:13God, this takes forever.
08:15Yeah, it's a process, but it's going pretty good.
08:17We started digging, but then we found a bunch of boulders.
08:21So that took three weeks instead of one.
08:23Then we poured the foundation, and there was like an issue with that.
08:26Now we're framing and went tricing.
08:28Then I'll start decorating.
08:29So the fun part isn't even starting anytime soon.
08:32I don't know what we're going to do with this big hole.
08:34Well, now we have to backfill it.
08:35So you're going to take the dirt here and put it up against here.
08:38I might have to record you saying all this and bring it to the next group event.
08:42Why?
08:42Well, they're always trying to discredit me.
08:44But like the newest thing was, this isn't even a real project and we don't have any money.
08:48So I was like, okay.
08:50Well, maybe they can help us backfill.
08:52They can get a shovel.
08:53Everybody, get a shovel!
08:54Get a shovel!
08:55Well, can we look at that later?
08:56Because I told Clemmie we'd go on a walk.
08:58I want to wear my moon boots.
09:00They're technically for children.
09:02Oh my God, Clemmie.
09:04In the middle of the...
09:04Clemmie.
09:07Can't wait to do this on the walk.
09:08Clemmie, really, in your princess dress, you couldn't hold it until after.
09:12Come on, Clemmie.
09:13Let's get your cardio in.
09:15Okay.
09:15This is how you do it.
09:16It's not the speed.
09:18It's the movement.
09:19I forgot to tell you, Kelsey, she's moving into an apartment and the old guy that she cheated
09:25on with the new guy, who she saw like once a month, even when they were together, is paying
09:30for it.
09:30But I'm the problem.
09:32Like, how do you make your money?
09:33Like, give me a break.
09:34But not for nothing, like, why does Kelsey care so much about my house when she doesn't
09:38even have a fucking house?
09:39It's projection.
09:41How did things with Kelsey turn good?
09:43Because last I talked, it was not great.
09:45Can you stop?
09:48Um, so, she was just trying to say that, like, I've just never tried with her and I explained
09:53all the ways that I have done.
09:55And...
09:55She's rolling around in, like, dog poop.
09:58Clemmie.
09:59Clemmie.
10:01That is not what a princess does.
10:04So...
10:05We basically agreed that we probably have a lot more in common than we have differences
10:08and that we should just, like, try to have fun.
10:10Kind of made up, it sounds like, a little bit.
10:12Maybe you guys should do something together.
10:14Like...
10:14I'm gonna ask her to cut my hair again.
10:17Okay.
10:18And this time I'll make sure to post it.
10:19I'd be more than happy to post her all over my Instagram.
10:23She can give me a new haircut.
10:24Help her out with her new business.
10:25But just be a friend to me back.
10:27Be nice to me back.
10:28Get to know me back.
10:29It's not that hard.
10:30I'm doing everything I need to do to keep everybody happy and then it's...
10:33If that happens again and it's unjustified, give them help.
10:37Speak your truth and go at them.
10:39But then when I do...
10:40Because they don't respect you.
10:42They're just walking all over you.
10:43And if you don't push back at a certain point, they're gonna continue to do it.
10:47Well, we're getting to the point where I am kind of about to freak the out.
10:51Mm-hmm.
10:53Coming up.
10:59What is that?
11:048,000 square feet.
11:068,000 inches.
11:37Come on in.
11:38Nice.
11:41Wow.
11:42What do you think, Mom?
11:43I love it.
11:44Kelsey.
11:45It's not 16,000 square feet.
11:46It's not anything near that, but it's spacious.
11:49Nice living room, family room.
11:51This is about the size of your closet.
11:58But it'll do.
11:59I moved out of my ex's house right before the Newport trip.
12:02The relationship has, like, run its course.
12:05There's, like, nothing more that's gonna, like, be different than, like, what it is now.
12:10I'm happy that my mom and my sister are here to help because I'm used to assistance from everybody, really.
12:15Is it just the bedroom upstairs?
12:17Bedroom and closet.
12:18My bed needs to be made.
12:20This.
12:20I gotta roll over the carpet.
12:22Is your vanity staying there?
12:23I don't have anywhere else to put it.
12:25I used to have someone who was always doing my laundry, making the bed.
12:28We had a live-in chef.
12:29We had a driver.
12:30So it was always somebody doing things for me all the time.
12:35The pool boy.
12:36You go that way.
12:37That's heavy, Kels.
12:38So to go from that to this is, like, a very big adjustment for me.
12:46Oh, jeez.
12:47Couldn't have paid extra for it to be put together already.
12:51You know I usually have dad do this job.
12:54How much is, um, the rent?
12:56I'm not paying for it.
13:00Wait, you're not paying for it?
13:01No, I'm not paying for it.
13:03I'm paying for it.
13:16Does he pay anything else?
13:19My health insurance and my car insurance.
13:23Wait, can I sit?
13:25Sit, because you're not doing any work anyway.
13:27Can I sit?
13:27I'm going to watch you.
13:28This will be the first time I've ever lived on my own.
13:30I haven't had bills in 10 years.
13:34So my ex is offering to pay for my apartment.
13:37What am I going to say?
13:38No.
13:38Do you want to be financially independent from him?
13:41Eventually.
13:42This is not something that I expect him to keep paying for forever.
13:46And just because I wasn't married doesn't mean that I'm not entitled to support from somebody
13:55who I spent 10 years of my life with.
13:57I could have moved into Bill's house.
13:59I didn't want to.
14:00I wanted to feel what it was like to live on my own.
14:03I needed to do it on my own.
14:04Well, it's a learning experience, and it's a growth thing.
14:08You had many years with him, so it's a whole new change in your life.
14:12As you get older, things change and whatnot.
14:15Okay, you change.
14:16People change.
14:16When you're 20 years old versus 30, 20 is that you're at a vulnerable age.
14:21You're young.
14:22No, I was young.
14:23I didn't care about what I wanted in my 30s when I was that.
14:27And I still don't, I mean...
14:29You don't know if you want Mavage and...
14:31Or...
14:31No, I do.
14:32I just want to make sure it was the right person.
14:34I wasn't just leaving for anybody.
14:36Do you see it with Billy?
14:38Do you see a future with him?
14:41Yeah.
14:42Hello, girls.
14:43Hi, Bill.
14:45Hi.
14:45I've got the tools here.
14:47Come take over, please.
14:49I don't want to take over.
14:50Hey, Bill.
14:51I'm Bob the Builder.
14:52My parents never approved of my relationship with my ex.
14:56They definitely accepted it to a certain degree.
14:58They just knew that my ex, he wasn't going to give me a baby.
15:03And that, to my mother, is the holy grail.
15:06Can you see this?
15:07Because it's driving me nuts.
15:08Do it.
15:08Do it.
15:09What?
15:09It's hurting me.
15:10Bill.
15:10You'll come to the rescue for the most part.
15:11I know, I have to do this, I can't let her.
15:13But the last thing I want in this very moment is to blow up like a tick and be pregnant.
15:18I want to be on my own.
15:20I want to feel like what it's like to be like independent at least for a year for my own
15:26like
15:26peace of mind.
15:27So she needs to slow her roll.
15:28My car's in the bed, so I think I got to get a new one.
15:31Yeah, we're excited about that.
15:33You going to sell it?
15:33I like for her to sell it and then get her into something.
15:37Getting rid of the car, it's one less thing that my ex pays for.
15:41That's why he wants me to get rid of it.
15:42Aw, see?
15:43Yeah, exactly.
15:44And you're going to pay Billy?
15:45She wants a Bentley.
15:47Can I get a Lambo of yours?
15:48Let me see what else I can get.
15:50I'll jump right on it.
16:02Ooh.
16:03Don't shake it.
16:04Don't shake it?
16:05How do you do it?
16:07Should you show her how to do it, Dawson?
16:08Okay, breathe deep.
16:10You can do it.
16:12Breathe.
16:13One more deep breath.
16:14Okay, I think you're good now.
16:15Thank you, Dawson.
16:16Oh, I'm already exhausted.
16:18How am I supposed to work now?
16:20Obviously, Lizzie.
16:21Dawson is feeling much better.
16:23Yeah, geez.
16:24I didn't even realize he was sick.
16:24His turnaround is very quick.
16:26My son Dawson had cold-induced asthma.
16:30They're just taking Dawson to our emergency room.
16:32All right, sorry.
16:33It's always great.
16:34It's a hat.
16:35Just go.
16:36I was so grateful that I was in Newport, just like a half an hour away, and I was able
16:41to go and be with him.
16:42Been here for about four hours now.
16:46Just waiting to see if anything kick in.
16:52I mean, it could have been so much worse.
16:53Thank goodness my mom was here.
16:55Oh, this is your favorite book.
16:56It's a book about all seasons.
16:58Here, you got chocolate.
16:58You got chocolate.
17:00I can eat jelly.
17:00At 37 years old, I honestly am still so reliant on my parents.
17:06Mom, can you take Dawson downstairs?
17:09I'll just do this one ad.
17:10Thank you for bringing him down, Mom.
17:11Yeah.
17:12Dawson, I love you.
17:13Oh, we're just going to stay here.
17:15You're going to go to the basement.
17:16You're going to have fun.
17:18I didn't even tell you.
17:19My Newport trip with the ladies.
17:21The trip was, like, overall pretty fun.
17:24We had this gigantic slide.
17:25Do you guys feel like you're, like, more assimilated?
17:28Getting there, for sure.
17:29I had a pretty good time on this trip.
17:32I think that I'm making strides, making friends here in Rhode Island.
17:35I feel like I'm inching my way closer.
17:37Come hang out with us sometime.
17:39You're so grown up with your, like, adult group of friends.
17:43So, speaking of that, I have a reel to do,
17:45and I would love if you could help me shoot since Jared's gone.
17:48It's for a house fragrance company.
17:52So, when does Jared do these?
17:54Jared?
17:55Does he even have time with Audrey's?
17:57Not really.
17:58He puts them off.
17:59This is, like, one of our things that were so different.
18:02And I'm always trying to encourage him to do, like, more organic content.
18:06I really would like him to just try to find a niche that he's passionate about on Instagram,
18:10just because he has such a big following already.
18:13I want him to use it, because obviously it's more lucrative than Audrey's will ever be.
18:17And he knows this.
18:18Yeah.
18:18I'm always on Jared for engagement.
18:21We have multiple deals a year that are worth more than what Jared nets at Audrey's in a year.
18:27And that's an under-save it.
18:30Wouldn't you just rather put some more effort into something that, like, we can make more money with?
18:35That's kind of my bugaboo with him spending so much time at Audrey's.
18:38However, I don't need the money of Jared using his very attractive looks to make more on Instagram.
18:46That's okay.
18:47All right.
18:48Guys, I'm going to read these smells off.
18:50Cinnamon cider, pumpkin sweet vanilla, honey crisp oak wood.
18:55These are just a few of the fall harvest scents.
19:00Oh, sorry.
19:01That I just f***ed.
19:02Were you not recording that?
19:03This is so much pressure.
19:05Wait, what?
19:05Sorry.
19:06Oh, mother effer.
19:08Coming up.
19:09What was, like, the worst thing that I did?
19:11Dorella, your behavior was out of control.
19:13What was it?
19:14What was so bad?
19:15You were like, you know what?
19:16No, she's better off in somebody else's hands.
19:18The lies.
19:20After everything you've f***ing done to me, you think this is funny?
19:22What I did to you?
19:23What have I done to you, bitch?
19:24I've literally never done anything to you.
19:27Are you f***ing kidding me right now?
19:58Walking into my grandpa's house is heartbreaking because there are so many memories of Christmases,
20:05family events.
20:08Hi, Susie.
20:09Hi.
20:11Hi, Mom.
20:11Oh, my gosh.
20:12I haven't seen it since it's all been ripped out.
20:15How are you?
20:16Oh, I'm good.
20:17Let me put these down.
20:18Hi.
20:19Did she get lipstick on my face?
20:21No.
20:22My grandfather was always a father figure to me, so it's hard going in here without him there.
20:28Memories.
20:30Oh, my God.
20:31This is your old bedroom.
20:32Mom, do you remember, like, Jen, you were here.
20:34I was here, and then you took Jen with you and let her move into the house, and you left
20:38me here with Grammy and Grandpa for, like, a couple more weeks.
20:40Oh, I'm sorry.
20:42Oh.
20:43I would love for my mom to be just the way my grandpa was, but my mom wasn't as maternal,
20:48nor was my grandmother.
20:50You want to sit here and look at the pictures?
20:52Yeah.
20:54I think that her mom didn't know how to show her love, and it's just been brought down
20:58from generation to generation, and so I'm just trying to break the cycle.
21:02That was your Halloween costume.
21:03You were a nun.
21:04Because I was an angel.
21:05Not.
21:10Oh, look at you with Bill Clinton.
21:12Did he try to hug up with you?
21:14No.
21:14What were you dressed as there?
21:16That's not me.
21:16That's Jen.
21:17Oh.
21:17Wrong kid.
21:19Sorry.
21:19She doesn't even know who's home.
21:21You think I'm mean.
21:23You weren't nice.
21:25I'll say that.
21:26Jen loves me.
21:27But you weren't nice growing up.
21:28You weren't.
21:30And you were?
21:30I'm not the parent.
21:32Like, I don't need to.
21:34You should have showed me how to be, like, respectful and kind, because now I'm not.
21:39I hate that about me.
21:41Did you get it from me?
21:42I mean, if the shoe fits.
21:44What did you say?
21:45That was me.
21:46Mom.
21:46Oh, no.
21:47You make believe that you didn't hurt me my whole life.
21:50And you're blaming me for the behaviors that you exhibited in your childhood.
21:55No, that's not what I said.
21:56You sent me away in seventh grade, and then eighth grade, and then ninth grade.
21:59But what was, like, the worst thing that I did?
22:02I don't know.
22:02Well, and your behavior was out of control.
22:04What was it?
22:04You were like, no, she's better off in somebody else's hands.
22:07The lies.
22:08About what?
22:09About being with people that you weren't supposed to be with.
22:12Being with boys?
22:13Yeah.
22:14Yeah, but, like...
22:15That's, like, what teenagers do.
22:17And you would always say, like, no, like, you're bipolar, you're this.
22:20I'm not bipolar.
22:22I was definitely depressed as a child.
22:23Okay.
22:24That's not, like, something that you send your kid to, like, a place with, like, drug addicts,
22:29when I had never done drugs.
22:31Well, um, I apologize now if I hurt you.
22:34I didn't do it intentionally.
22:36Trying to get...
22:38Trying to get everything...
22:44A lot of times I just had too much on my plate at one time, and it was overwhelming.
22:49Why didn't you ever, like, love me?
22:51I loved you.
22:52If I didn't show it, it's because that's how I was raised.
22:56Let me give you an example of me growing up, all right, how my mom treated me.
23:01One night they surprised us and came home early.
23:03And I ran up the stairs, and I hit my head, my eye on the headboard, and I was bleeding
23:08all over the place.
23:09You know what my mother said?
23:10My flaws, my flaws, I just had them cleaned.
23:13My flaws, my flaws.
23:14Not my eye.
23:15Not, I'm bleeding, and I have to go get six stitches.
23:18So you didn't feel loved?
23:19You didn't feel loved.
23:20No.
23:20Do you think that you kind of became your mom?
23:24I do think a lot of me was like my mom.
23:27That's how I was brought up, and that's how I was bringing you up.
23:30And I did try to change as you got older.
23:32I know that you did the best that you could at the time.
23:35We had a tough childhood.
23:36Like, there was points since, like, there was no way out.
23:39I felt the same way.
23:44I don't think you realize that, like, the person that you were shaped who we became.
23:49It's hard as an adult to look back on that, and no matter how much therapy I've had, I
23:54feel like I'm broken.
23:57But, like, I love my kids more than anyone in the whole world, and I just wish that you
24:02loved us that way.
24:05I wish you put Janet and me in that, like, most important category.
24:11It doesn't make me feel good to know that I've done the damage to you that I've done,
24:16and it breaks my heart.
24:17I promise to give it my all to try to be a better parent and to be there for you
24:23and
24:24your children.
24:25Are you willing to forgive her?
24:27If you want to work on us, I need you to realize you have two daughters and three grandchildren
24:33who need you.
24:35And it's not about babysitting.
24:36It's about spending time.
24:37Let's learn how to cook.
24:38Let's do things together.
24:40I don't know.
24:42I need you to be there for me.
24:45I love you.
24:46You know I love you.
24:47I love you.
24:48I love you.
24:49For my mom to say to me, I want to be a better mother and a better grandmother to my
24:55kids,
24:56I have been waiting for this my entire life.
25:01My whole entire life.
25:04I love you, too.
25:05I love you.
25:09You made us strong, Mom.
25:11We'll give you that.
25:11You made us strong.
25:12You made me a bitch.
25:16Coming up.
25:18Hello.
25:19Hey, guys.
25:20How's it going?
25:21Come on in.
25:21So good.
25:22Absolutely beautiful.
25:23Thank you for having us over.
25:25I love hanging out with Rula, but knowing about the video, seeing Brian, I feel like I'm
25:30carrying a poster.
25:31Like, I know.
25:31I know what you did last week.
25:33Like, I just can't hide it.
26:03Hi, guys.
26:04What are you up to?
26:05We've got Dolores coming in today.
26:07We finally have a product we can try, right?
26:10Jerry and I own a cannabis dispensary,
26:13and we developed so many products, not only THC,
26:17but other components of the plant.
26:20I'm excited for her to see the lab.
26:21She's never been back here.
26:24This is where the science happens.
26:26That's it.
26:27That's so cool.
26:28Yeah, can't wait to try it.
26:29Oh, here she is now.
26:29Let me go get her.
26:30Hi, are you here?
26:31Yeah, it's like four knocks.
26:33I can't get in.
26:33Oh, I need one of my little fobs.
26:36I'm gonna get you a fob.
26:37You'll have your own fob.
26:39We're gonna get right to it and taste test.
26:41Look what you've made.
26:43After countless hours of bitching
26:46about what we were going through,
26:47I came across as an old bitter witch.
26:51No, it was a menopause moment.
26:53Hormones are all over the place.
26:55Patients are gone.
26:57Dolores and I thought,
26:59let's develop a menopause gummy.
27:02We'll take these over to the lab.
27:04Through Frank,
27:05Dolores has been involved in cannabis for a few years now.
27:08So we wanted to create this product
27:10that can address all these negative symptoms of menopause.
27:15Because it's rough.
27:16It's turbulent.
27:17So this is the lab.
27:19Hi.
27:19Hello.
27:20This is so cool.
27:21Looks like something out of a movie.
27:23Sean, this is Dolores.
27:25Nice to meet you.
27:25How are you?
27:25Nice to meet you.
27:26So you're the brains behind it.
27:27I guess I am.
27:28I think it's gonna be a really big help
27:30for a lot of people who need this gummy right here.
27:32Yeah, we're definitely looking for relief of symptoms.
27:36You wanna try them out?
27:37Let's try them out.
27:39It's like a Jell-O shot.
27:40Cheers.
27:41Cheers.
27:42I'm so excited to finally have this test product.
27:45I mean, what better place to do it?
27:47Rhode Island is the first state in the U.S.
27:50to actually make menopausal women a protected class
27:54in the workplace.
27:56It's synergistic.
27:58Mmm.
27:59Really good.
28:00They're actually delicious.
28:02The flavor's perfect.
28:03And I'm in my glory right now because I have my Dolores.
28:06She's got these connections and she can put it out.
28:10Plus, plus.
28:11Win, win.
28:12They have the perfect amount of tartness.
28:14Yes, we do not change.
28:16I would not change the taste on this at all.
28:19It's amazing.
28:20Now, effects-wise, goal-wise, so...
28:22It's gonna feel a little relaxed.
28:23That's good.
28:24I'm gonna start loading this machine up over here with oil,
28:27and then I'll talk to you later, all right?
28:30Menopause?
28:30Idiot me so hard, it nearly killed me.
28:34I got so mental, I lost weight.
28:37I went down to, like, 105 pounds.
28:39Like, it was not normal, it was not a good look.
28:42I couldn't get out of bed, I couldn't focus.
28:44You think it's everyone and not you.
28:46It's so bad.
28:47You don't even know yourself anymore.
28:49You start to rethink your entire life.
28:52You don't recognize yourself.
28:54Like, I used to be a wordsmith.
28:55Now I can't even remember sometimes the simplest things.
28:59Walking, swelling.
29:00Look at my feet, they look like a bag of dicks.
29:04Why are they so big?
29:06Me and Paul almost broke up over it.
29:08We were literally fist fighting over the thermostat.
29:10The change.
29:12No, the change.
29:13You never even heard the minimum.
29:14That's what it was.
29:15The change.
29:16The change.
29:16The change.
29:18Let's be honest.
29:19I haven't felt this good in a long time.
29:34This look even, babe?
29:36Yeah, it looks great.
29:36OK.
29:37This is like where some of my OCD sets in.
29:40That's right.
29:41I'm ready for a cocktail.
29:43Yeah, we'll wait for them.
29:43It'll be ignorant first.
29:45Drinking before they walk in.
29:46Yeah.
29:46I've already had, like, two shots of tequila, so, you know,
29:49we take the edge off a little.
29:51We are having Billy and Alicia over for dinner.
29:54I'm excited just to have some company and let loose.
29:57I mean, I was very sick in bed and between my hospital visits.
30:03It's been more than a minute since I've had a drink.
30:05What are we eating tonight?
30:06What's the pasta that we're doing tonight?
30:08Cacio e pepe.
30:09Cacio e pepe with the bocatini.
30:11That's my favorite bocatini, yeah.
30:13We love it.
30:13Filet mignon.
30:13And then we have beautiful desserts.
30:15I love Newport.
30:16It's one of my favorite places to spend time in.
30:19So I felt like I missed out a little bit.
30:21But there's just been too much negative energy surrounding Joellen
30:24and even some other friends in the group.
30:26And the thing is, Joellen's friends with the wrong people.
30:29You gotta stop.
30:30Whatever Joellen is, good, bad, indifferent, evil, good.
30:33No, no.
30:33You know what it is?
30:34You can't win Joellen.
30:36Would I have been excited about being trapped in a castle
30:42for a couple nights with the group?
30:45Probably not.
30:46I'd rather be in my own castle.
30:48Why don't you have to be so excited to get you out?
30:51It doesn't have to be such a project.
30:53Oh, yeah.
30:53Yeah, I got all the Trabazi champagne.
30:56Hello.
30:57Hey, guys.
30:58How's it going?
30:59Come on in.
30:59So gorgeous.
31:00Absolutely beautiful.
31:01Thank you for having us over.
31:03I'm glad you're here.
31:04This is so beautiful.
31:05I've been anxiously awaiting you.
31:06Of course.
31:06My pleasure.
31:07I love hanging out with Rula, but I don't want to give her the bad news about this video.
31:12Thanks for having us.
31:13I feel like being in her house, I want to die.
31:15I feel like I'm carrying a post-it.
31:17Like, I know.
31:17I know what you did last week.
31:19I saw the time, the date.
31:21Like, I just can't hide it.
31:23You guys should feel privileged.
31:24We're using the company room.
31:25Big deal.
31:25I've used this, like, three times in five years.
31:28Did it?
31:28I have.
31:29I'm dead.
31:31I'm feeling very uneasy because, like, I really want to enjoy Brian and Rula, and I really
31:37want them to work on their marriage, but, like, I just feel guilty.
31:40Oh, my God.
31:41The menu looks great.
31:42I'm going to get yelled at for eating too much.
31:44Oh, no.
31:44You have to eat.
31:45Tonight, we're here for manja, manja, manja.
31:49How's Pizza Mama?
31:50Good.
31:51You can tell it's not from a can because I don't get heartburn from it.
31:53Like, I can't eat a pizza fine, you know?
31:55Even at midnight when I come home.
31:57Yeah, no.
31:58It is really good.
31:59He wouldn't lie.
32:00Trust me.
32:00No, I wouldn't lie.
32:02So, wait.
32:02So, I need to get Photox, but I don't know when to fit in my schedule.
32:05Do you do that?
32:06You have a place too?
32:07Yeah, we do everything.
32:07That's what they do at that place.
32:08Yeah, so the back spot is right on the foot care, the front part is right on the aesthetic,
32:11so we do everything.
32:12Oh, I didn't know that.
32:13Yeah.
32:13Wow, I'll go to you guys.
32:14Plus, I'll charge your last, so yeah.
32:16Do you go?
32:17Of course.
32:18You're so lucky.
32:19See, here I am getting fat off the pizza restaurants.
32:21At least I can get Photox.
32:22So, that's the thing.
32:22Like, she laughs at me.
32:23I'm like a genetically modified organism.
32:25It's like, I feel like I'm getting fat.
32:26So, I sell Ozempic, so I take a little Ozempic.
32:28I can't.
32:29Then I feel like I lost a little muscle, so I'll take, like, steroids.
32:32Then I feel like I need a little Botox.
32:34So, like, every day I'm doing something.
32:35She goes, did you do something?
32:36I said, well, yeah, I sell this .
32:37So, like, I might as well do it, you know?
32:38I've been on Ozempic for, like, two years.
32:40I micro-dosed it.
32:41This is incredible information.
32:43I think the two shots of tequila he took before you guys got here have got him.
32:47I'm dropping science on her.
32:49I'm dropping science.
32:50I'm, like, having science class right now.
32:54I'm so jealous.
32:55So, wait.
32:55Can I ask you a question?
32:56Why are you jealous?
32:57What?
32:57You don't need Ozempic.
32:58I don't need to lose anything.
33:00No, I've been eating.
33:01I know what you mean, though.
33:05Please, I need him to just be quiet when he comes back.
33:09He needs to give everybody else a turn.
33:11He's all excited tonight.
33:13Hey, sorry, guys.
33:14I had a work call.
33:15I had a take, but it's all good.
33:17Now we can have fun.
33:18Wait.
33:18I thought he went to the bathroom.
33:20Maybe someone's having a problem with their foot.
33:23Maybe.
33:23You know, I give this guy too much credit.
33:25Brian.
33:26All right.
33:26Dig in.
33:27Dig in.
33:27So it doesn't get cold.
33:29Billy's been dying for this.
33:30That's not vodka, is it?
33:31Of course it is.
33:32Listen.
33:33Listen.
33:33I'm home.
33:34I don't have much to drive.
33:35How long did you guys date before you got married?
33:38Three years?
33:39Interesting story.
33:40Yeah, we met in 2013.
33:42What happened was I met her at Jackie's.
33:44And, like, I said, what do you want to drink?
33:45So she told me.
33:46So I ordered my drink.
33:47Then I ordered hers.
33:48And I said to the guy, make hers a double, right?
33:51So he made hers a double.
33:53So every time we got around, she was having a double to my single.
33:55So it worked out pretty well.
34:00I don't want to tell Rula about this video.
34:02I don't want to tell her next week either.
34:03I can't do it.
34:04I can't do it.
34:05I can't.
34:05I can't do it.
34:06Call me a bad friend for not telling her right away.
34:08I just don't.
34:10I don't have it in me yet.
34:12I don't want to interrupt.
34:13The fillets are cooked at medium.
34:15If anyone wants it more than that, just.
34:17A little, like, medium well, maybe.
34:18Medium well, please.
34:20Same.
34:20Medium well.
34:21Medium's great.
34:22I used to like it medium rare.
34:24Yeah, what happened?
34:24Then I started operating, and, like, the smell of blood.
34:27Messed you up.
34:27The smell of blood smells just like that.
34:29Brian!
34:31A filet mignon looks like an Achilles tendon.
34:34Brian!
34:34A filet mignon is tenderloin.
34:36It's honestly an Achilles tendon.
34:37They're never coming over again.
34:42Coming up.
34:44Kelsey, where the is your house?
34:46At least I'm on the deed at this house.
34:48Like, where are you?
34:50Get the out of my house!
34:52I will!
34:53You're a bitch.
34:54Take your and get the out of my house.
34:56I will gladly.
34:57I don't care.
34:58Get the out of my house.
34:59Get the out of my house.
35:07Please.
35:14All right.
35:14All right, baby.
35:15Hello.
35:16Howdy doing?
35:17I'm Garth.
35:17I'm jerry.
35:18I don't know.
35:18Tell him I said hi.
35:19I will.
35:20I was just checking in.
35:21I'm on my way to cut Rosie's hair.
35:24Very nice.
35:25I feel like now we're in a better place.
35:27We're friendly now.
35:28I think that's a good little ice breaker.
35:30You've caught her hair.
35:31Right in the comfort of her own home.
35:33You make amends very quick.
35:35I don't hold grudges.
35:36Not only do I like glamming myself,
35:38I do like glamming other people
35:40and making them feel beautiful.
35:41So, I think it's just a good way
35:43to build a connection with her, get to know her.
35:46I'm gonna bust her balls a little bit
35:48and make a light of the situation.
35:49Cause you know how I was like,
35:50calling her out for lying about her square footage
35:53of her house?
35:54Yeah.
35:54I mean, we could joke about it now.
35:56Like, we're past it.
35:57Okay.
36:04Come on, Chloe.
36:04Wait, are you gonna be nice when a friend comes over?
36:07Are you gonna be nice to her?
36:09Hmm.
36:13You wanna talk to Richie?
36:14Come on.
36:15Hey, honey.
36:16Hi, what are you doing?
36:16Nothing much, I just got to Capo.
36:18Kelsey's about to come over.
36:19And I put the plans on the counter.
36:22So now when she walks up the stairs,
36:23she's gonna have to look at the plans.
36:25And I explained to Clemmie that this is a friend
36:27who's been kind of mean to mommy
36:28but that we're gonna be nice to her anyway.
36:30Well, Clemmie, she likes basically everybody.
36:32So if she's like, what's up with this bitch?
36:35I don't know.
36:35We'll see.
36:37You know what I mean?
36:38Well, she's coming in soon.
36:40All right, well, have fun.
36:41I'll talk to you later.
36:41Bye.
36:42Bye.
36:44What is that?
36:51What is that?
36:54House police.
36:54So if you look, this is the house police.
36:57My body is on the property.
36:59Suspect says 8,000 square feet.
37:02Or like 2,000 inches.
37:21I live in a very nice community with a no siren ordinance.
37:26You can't just be like blasting sirens for no reason.
37:28Hi.
37:29Oh, she's afraid.
37:30How are you?
37:32Good.
37:32How are you?
37:33Good.
37:33Good.
37:33How are you?
37:40I'm good.
37:44Come here.
37:45Go show her all the plans so we can do it.
37:47Oh, my God.
37:48Thank you for putting it on display.
37:50Well, I had to.
37:51I mean, you just drove in and you said 8,000 square feet, which was the number in February.
37:55This is the number now.
37:57I mean, you can go measure it.
37:58You're the one that wants to measure it so bad.
38:00I don't even know what I'm doing.
38:01Let's go out and do it.
38:02Should we do it after your haircut?
38:03I mean, if you want.
38:05We can do it now, too.
38:06It might rain.
38:07Maybe we should go do it now.
38:09I'm good with the plans here.
38:10I trust them.
38:11What is the issue with the square footage?
38:12Because I said it was going to be 8,000 in February.
38:15No.
38:15And now it's 5,000.
38:17Rosie.
38:18Relax.
38:18I'm fine.
38:19It was a weird thing to do, honestly.
38:20I don't like that.
38:21I'm fine.
38:21I literally thought I could joke with her.
38:23I thought we were at that level where we could, like, laugh.
38:25That is all that I was trying to do.
38:27She needs to take a friggin' chill pill.
38:29You've already attacked my house, my character.
38:32Literally, like, everything about me.
38:34Come in.
38:34I never attacked.
38:35This is such a nice neighborhood.
38:36You're going, 8,000 square feet.
38:388,000 square feet.
38:38Rosie, it was a joke.
38:40I don't think it's funny.
38:41It was a joke.
38:42I thought it was funny.
38:43I was showing my police radar.
38:44I thought it was funny.
38:45I was making a joke.
38:46I was being lighthearted.
38:48No.
38:48I don't think that's funny, actually.
38:50This funny joke proves that you're not trying to move forward with me.
38:55You just want to make fun of me.
38:56And now you're coming to my house and you're going to do it again?
38:58Seriously.
38:59It's up.
39:00Well, I thought it was funny.
39:01I was like, you know what?
39:02I'll show her these plans.
39:03She can see for herself.
39:04You know, you could ask me some questions about them, since you guys talk behind my back
39:08all the time.
39:09You're still calling me a liar and exaggerator, and you just want to attack me constantly.
39:14And I'm not here for it anymore.
39:16Instead, you're driving in and you're sitting 8,000 square feet.
39:19Like, Kelsey, where the is your house?
39:28You're driving in and you're sitting 8,000 square feet.
39:31Like, Kelsey, where the is your house?
39:33At least I'm on the date at this house.
39:35Same.
39:35Like, where are you?
39:38You're coming in here at my house.
39:40You're very aggressive.
39:41I'm being aggressive.
39:42You just came in with a sign.
39:44Yes, I did, because it's funny.
39:45It's not funny.
39:46Yes, it is.
39:47After everything you've done to me, you think this is funny?
39:49What I did to you?
39:50What have I done to you, bitch?
39:52I've literally never done anything to you.
39:54Are you kidding me right now?
39:55I'm sorry that I called you a polygamous at a picnic.
39:59When you have a boyfriend with other girlfriends, that's polyamory.
40:03That's polygamy.
40:04Get the out of my house.
40:06I will.
40:06I'm so over you.
40:07I will.
40:07This is so up.
40:09That wasn't nice.
40:10I'm so tired of it.
40:12You're a bitch.
40:13You said so much this whole summer.
40:16Get the out of my house.
40:18I will.
40:19I will.
40:20I will.
40:20Then stop talking.
40:21Get your out of my house.
40:23Get the out of my house.
40:24You're talking to me.
40:25I am a you.
40:26And you're a no one.
40:27You're literally a no one.
40:29You are no one.
40:30You are no one.
40:30That's the .
40:31Don't ever touch me again.
40:33That's the .
40:34Ever touch me again.
40:35I don't give a .
40:35You're literally no one.
40:36I don't give a .
40:36Talk to me when you're at a house.
40:38Talk to me when you have a husband.
40:39Yes, I will.
40:40Talk to me when you have a career.
40:41I will.
40:41You don't have any of that.
40:43I'm a career.
40:43You don't have a career.
40:44Sucking dick is not a career, bitch.
40:48The only thing you've done in your entire life was win a pageant.
40:53And you didn't even win.
40:55Yes.
40:55Your sugar daddy had to train the .
40:57Shut the up.
40:58Get the out of my house.
41:00I won this.
41:01You won this.
41:01I won this .
41:02Yeah, you won it.
41:03You won it.
41:03You won it.
41:03No, you didn't.
41:04Get out of my house.
41:06I'm so .
41:07I can do it myself.
41:08That was so rude what you just said.
41:10You into my house.
41:12And you do that.
41:13I can do it myself.
41:14Then get the out of my house.
41:16You're not welcome here. You're such a bitch. I'm so tired of you and the click. You're not welcome. You're
41:23a bitch
41:40Rosie by the way
41:42I won the pageant fair and square. So no, I don't suck dick for a living
41:47Actually, Kelsey, everybody in Rhode Island knows you're married men. Every single person, you're a slam pig. Don't ever come
41:55for me again. You're a slam pig. Get the out of my house. You want me to call the police?
42:00You think you're all talking?
42:01You think you're all talking? I think you're a bitch. I'm a bitch. No, I care. Get the out of
42:08my house. You're such a liar. Get out of my house. I will. No. You're such a loser.
42:16You're a bitch.
42:20Bye, Rosie.
42:22Next time on the Real Housewives of Rhode Island.
42:25She's beauty. She's grace. She's Miss Slam Pig, United States.
42:30Oh, my God.
42:31She's allowed to come in with a blowhorn and attack me.
42:33I didn't attack you.
42:34Dude, like, shut the up.
42:35Can we just have a normal conversation?
42:38First thing you went to was, you were homeless?
42:40You brought it up.
42:41I was trying to hear that I was talking to my mother.
42:43You think I'm my mother.
42:43I didn't explain myself.
42:45Stop.
42:46Buckle up.
42:46It's going to be a hell of a ride.
42:48Holy .
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