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00:03Cariavedo Castle, 1296, the turbulent epicenter of butting tensions between an ambitious England
00:12with its sights set on these hills and the fierce whales determined to fight them.
00:20Tensions that led to war.
00:25The bloody battle lasted 14 days. The Welsh, having repelled the English, faced an even greater foe.
00:38Fire.
00:40The great fire of 1296 destroyed the town of Cariavedo and reached the castle walls,
00:46but the castle stood firm and still stands to this day.
00:59Eddi!
01:00Home time!
01:01Eddi! I'd nick you car if you don't come out!
01:04Eddi!
01:04Can't we just leave him hollow?
01:06No, I have to sign you all out. Rules are rules.
01:10Typical Eddi. He's gone AWOL to ruin my heart date.
01:13But it won't work.
01:14Stuff I've been texting this bloke, he'll wait.
01:16I really think with my status I should be exempt from any rules.
01:23Eddi!
01:24This is affecting my mental health.
01:25Found him!
01:27Right, keep him there because I'm going to kill him.
01:30Uh, I don't think you need to.
01:32Wait, wait, what?
01:34What is going on?
01:38Over here.
01:42Eddi!
01:44Eddi!
02:04What a mess. All this because of a rave. Must have been a hell of a rave.
02:09Wasn't a rave for our victim though. Wasn't a rave at all. I'll stop saying rave.
02:14It was a good one though. Proper old school acid house. Paul Oakham fold vibe.
02:20So I heard.
02:21So that's where you were on Saturday night. I thought we were going to have a Cluedo marathon.
02:25If you staying in my spare room is going to work out, the words Cluedo and marathon are never happening
02:29together.
02:30All right.
02:31Back step.
02:32Malawan.
02:33Carmenu castle, huh?
02:35Had some great days out with the girls here.
02:37First place my Kaylee ever said she wished she was adopted.
02:42Afternoon. D.I. Malawan. Ma'am.
02:44Whoa. You don't have to call me ma'am. I might be a D.I. now, but I'm still regular
02:49old J-dog.
02:51No. No offence, but you can't pull off being a J-dog.
02:53I think I can.
02:54So, who've we got?
02:56Oh, Eddi Morris. Owner of a local car dealership. He was here doing community service.
03:02Suicide?
03:03Most likely a fall or push.
03:04We'll know more till the p.m.
03:05What was he doing on the top of the castle tower when he should be down here, clearing the rubbish?
03:11Can I answer that?
03:12His phone was found up there.
03:13Must have gone up to get signal.
03:15Well, fingers crossed for an open and shut fall, cos we got the pub quiz tonight.
03:18You coming?
03:19Not with this, and the three foot pile of reports on my desk.
03:23That's the greasy pole, Malawan.
03:24The more you climb it, the harder you work.
03:26Take it from me, I've had a lifetime climbing the pole.
03:29Then how come you've got time to go to pub quizzes?
03:33Because I'm right at the top of the greasy pole, where it's no longer greasy.
03:38In fact, it's sticky at the top of the greasy pole.
03:41It's the bit between the top and the bottom that's greasy and hard.
03:46Alright?
03:47Yeah.
03:48I'll go back to the station.
03:49I don't know what to say.
03:51How did you get on with the witnesses?
03:53Mixed bag.
03:53The big bloke Warren.
03:54He doesn't say much, and he really scares me, and he's still staring at me.
03:59Yeah.
04:00Yeah.
04:01He's really staring at you.
04:03Now, I need you to find out why Eddie Morris was doing community service.
04:06I already know that.
04:08I was the arresting officer.
04:09Public order offence.
04:10Eddie and his ex-wife Sally, that's her, sitting down over there.
04:15They vandalised each other's houses.
04:17Pressed charges for criminal damage on each other rather than back down.
04:21Well, find out her movements.
04:22On it, ma'am. J-dog.
04:23Ma'am.
04:26A prominent community figure.
04:29Hmm.
04:30Yes.
04:31People like that accumulate enemies on their way to the top of this chapel.
04:35Do you understand?
04:36Mainly.
04:37So, does that mean you do or you don't want shepherd's pie tonight?
04:40I do.
04:43There's Carrivedo Castle.
04:45I did a little promotional video for them once.
04:48The result was considered groundbreaking.
04:50So I believe.
04:52You know.
04:53I used to take Janie there when she was little.
04:56Oh, yeah.
04:57Why don't we ask her round for dinner tonight?
04:59That's a good idea.
05:01You'll be wasting your breath, of course.
05:03She'll say no.
05:04You can't keep ignoring her own mother.
05:06Well, I think you're underestimating the depths of her pig-headedness.
05:11Her determination.
05:13Sorry.
05:14It is you, isn't it?
05:17Caesar?
05:18John Chappell.
05:19Caesar's the name of the character.
05:21I didn't recognise you with that goatee.
05:23Oh.
05:24It does lend the jawline, I suppose, a certain strength.
05:27Yes.
05:28It gives you a chin.
05:34Oh, you'd better run.
05:35I knew you were going to be late for Linda.
05:41Oh, you got my muffin wrong.
05:43No.
05:44No, that was me.
05:45I know you wanted the blueberry, but I got you the brown one, because deep down, from a truly character
05:49point of view, you know you'd regret the blueberry one.
05:52All right.
05:53Bye-bye.
05:54Now, text me, won't you, when you get to Linda's.
05:58You let me know you're safe or not.
06:02Oh.
06:04Well, well, well.
06:07I thought you might need my help.
06:09I don't need his help.
06:11If you're right, and this is a murder, we should have our official consultant helping.
06:16Well, I thought you couldn't stand him.
06:18I can't.
06:19That thing he does when you can't tell if he's talking to you or himself, like an Uber driver.
06:23Very annoying.
06:24Oh, thank you.
06:26Then how come you've changed your tune?
06:29Because my boss thinks it's a good idea.
06:31Look, part of being senior is, er, if you think your boss's ideas are good ideas, you've got this wonderful
06:37thing called a quiet life.
06:39But I can't work with him.
06:41It's been three months.
06:42Can't you two patch things up?
06:44He crossed a line.
06:45How would you feel if he was sleeping with your mum?
06:48I'd be mortified.
06:49She'd been dead since 2015.
06:51Why would you even suggest that?
06:53Can you give us a minute, please, Mr Chappell?
06:55Certainly, Chief Inspector.
06:58I'm supposed to be in charge now.
06:59Let me lead this my way.
07:01Yes, you're in charge.
07:03But we still haven't filled your DS role, so we're short here.
07:07He's helped us a lot in the past, so suck up the order.
07:10Greasy pole.
07:14That'll be all.
07:17Not bad, my dear Chowdhury.
07:19Don't get too close, Chowdhury.
07:20He'll only shag you, ma'am.
07:21Oh, how I've missed that rapier wit.
07:25Glad you're here, ma'am.
07:26We've had forensics back on Eddie Morris' phone.
07:28There were no fingerprints on it.
07:30Not even Eddie's.
07:31Someone must have wiped it to cover their tracks.
07:34It has to be murder.
07:35This is huge.
07:37Mildly interesting at best.
07:39Typical.
07:40Focusing on curious objects.
07:41Ignoring motives.
07:43One other interesting thing about Eddie's phone.
07:45He shouldn't have had it on him.
07:46The grouper only allowed them at lunch.
07:48They took it because they urgently needed to get in contact with somebody.
07:51Possibly, Chowdhury.
07:52Possibly.
07:53Chowdhury, get on to his phone provider.
07:55See if we can find out who his last call was to.
07:57Will do.
07:58Oh, Eddie's bank accounts show he had big money troubles.
08:01Apparently he was stolen on the divorce.
08:03Now Sally gets everything.
08:05And the house.
08:06Right.
08:07Well, how's that for a pretty big motive?
08:11No.
08:12Sally wouldn't kill Eddie.
08:13Completely out of character.
08:14Look at the arrests.
08:16Both could easily have backed down from their war.
08:18It would have saved them the indignity of criminal charges.
08:21But no, they carried on.
08:22Because they needed their arguments.
08:24They needed each other.
08:25It would take more than money for Sally to kill her soulmate.
08:28Yeah.
08:29Well, maybe he bonked her, ma'am.
08:31Oh, no, you're just being childish, aren't you?
08:34No, we could talk about this, but no, no, that's not your style.
08:37If it wasn't Sally, then who was it?
08:38How do I know?
08:39I need to find out more about the group members.
08:42What drives them?
08:43Their secrets, their motives, their attignations.
08:48Chowdhury?
08:49Hmm?
08:49Get on to probation and the super.
08:51See if we can get Mr Chappell signed up to the community payback group.
08:56Do what?
08:56If it gets you closer to the group and out of my hair, win-win.
09:00Playing a criminal?
09:01Mm-hmm.
09:02It's against type.
09:03It's often a big plus, isn't it?
09:05Might be a chance to revisit the physiological intricacies
09:09that I applied to my revelatory tartuffe at the Armada.
09:13Shave the goatee first.
09:14You want to look dodge, but not that kind of dodge.
09:17Good note.
09:17Right.
09:18I'm off.
09:19And tell ma'am I'm not coming for dinner.
09:22The lonely taste of betrayal.
09:25It's shepherd's pie.
09:27Great.
09:28Now you've taken ma'am's shepherd's pie from me too.
09:39Well, I'm not proud of my actions.
09:41Defacing a speed camera.
09:42What motivated me?
09:44Well, I've just said enough of living in the surveillance culture.
09:47Yeah, I didn't ask, mate.
09:48Quite right.
09:49Yes, man cannot be observed 24-7 by a faceless state.
09:53I mean, live in the free world, are we not a panopticon?
09:55Right.
09:56I understood about half of that.
09:58Here's your tabard, love.
09:59Oh.
10:00Now, before we start, I want to give everyone another chance
10:03to own up about what happened.
10:05Oh, Edsy.
10:06He fell, didn't he?
10:07No.
10:08My missing mug.
10:09If it's on that table by the end of the day,
10:12there'll be no questions asked.
10:14It has sentimental value.
10:16Sorry, sorry, car trouble.
10:18Carsters think of arses?
10:19There is still an unpleasant smell.
10:21Yes, Liam.
10:22I spent all morning trying to get to the bottom of it.
10:24I'm stumped.
10:25I can nick you a new one if you want.
10:27No, you can't, Liam.
10:28And it's lucky you're not 30 seconds later, Angela,
10:31or there'll be a red sticker.
10:32Would have broken our perfect streak.
10:35Red sticker?
10:36Attendance chart.
10:37I used to use them in teaching.
10:40Right!
10:40We best get going if we're going to have this place up and running
10:42for half-term.
10:45Hi, John Chappell.
10:47Yeah.
10:47You fancy buddying up?
10:50No.
10:51Right.
10:51Well, we could just chat then.
10:55No.
10:55No?
10:56All right, great.
10:56Well, thanks for the talk.
10:58It was illuminating.
10:59Oh, I wouldn't get on the wrong side of Wazza.
11:02I heard he's in here for killing a book.
11:04Community service for murder?
11:06Oh, yeah.
11:07No, it went true.
11:07We got that in the shoplift then.
11:09But still, this rumour's going on and killed someone.
11:11You must be nails.
11:13Oh, well, good to know that.
11:17Liam, you famous, aren't you?
11:18Well, as long as I spent some time in the public eye, yeah.
11:22That's who you live.
11:23You could humour me for a second.
11:25Do you say you're more familiar with me as a theatre actor
11:28or film and TV star?
11:30No, I recognise you from your dead video.
11:32Just been doing our heads in.
11:34Oh, yeah.
11:34I'm actually surprised that, er, who came in today.
11:37I heard there was a death.
11:39Oh, yeah, they made us come in.
11:42Proper shock us all up, though.
11:43Especially Ange.
11:44Really?
11:45Yeah.
11:46You know, she wanted to do a runner.
11:47Get out here before the feds turn up.
11:49Well, that's interesting.
11:51Oh, no, no.
11:52This is actually a good bit, then.
11:56No, we haven't got time for this for me, no.
12:00Farewell, King.
12:07Oh, careful.
12:08You're splashing Red Bull on my Jimmy Chuse.
12:10Oh, my apologies.
12:11I'm so...
12:12I'm just new to all this.
12:14I was hoping we might pair up, you know.
12:16Yeah.
12:17Angela Vaughan, MS for South Camarland.
12:20Oh.
12:21I'm well aware of your reputation, Minister.
12:24I know it's an honour to meet you, truly.
12:26It's an honour.
12:26It's good to have someone else here that's in the public eye.
12:30Well, I only hope we haven't fallen too far from grace.
12:34Aren't you here because you crashed your car into a...
12:38into a holiday home?
12:40Only the front wall.
12:42It was a protest.
12:44You know, those rentals are stopping decent local people
12:48from living in their own communities.
12:50And I thought, well, if they can destroy local Welsh communities,
12:54I can destroy their retaining walls.
12:56Hmm.
12:57That was quite good.
12:58I had to remember that for the news at six.
13:00Oh, that's made you quite a local hero.
13:02Well, I'm only here to do my time.
13:05But it has been quite good for me, you know,
13:08to actually get to know some real salt-of-the-earth people.
13:12Hmm.
13:12If we're still salt-of-the-earth,
13:14how come you wore Stavis in your first week?
13:16It was a reinforced thermal gilet.
13:20Right.
13:21I only hope you don't get caught up in the scandal of this death yesterday.
13:28Hardly knew, Eddie.
13:29How come you kept talking about your body all the time, man, huh?
13:32Frank!
13:33Yeah.
13:34My body work!
13:36Oh.
13:37Eddie had his mechanics repair the body work of my car after the crash.
13:41That's all.
13:42Right.
13:43Yeah.
13:44If there was a scandal about the whole affair,
13:48Eddie and young Liam kept going off together.
13:52Very odd.
13:54Yeah.
13:59Ciao, Caesar.
14:00Kindly spare me the pleasantries and cut to the chosen.
14:03Can I turn this off?
14:05Yeah, I only had it on because I was waiting for Downton.
14:09So, what do you want to know?
14:11Er, well, I'm just following up on your husband's death.
14:14Oh, you've left the tea bag in.
14:17Sorry.
14:18This must be a very difficult time for you.
14:21They've given me leave from community service.
14:24Compassionate grounds.
14:25I was thinking I might go to Alicante.
14:28Process the grief there's some good deals on.
14:30Alicante?
14:31Er, you can't go swanning off to Portugal.
14:33Spain?
14:34I was going to say Spain.
14:35No, erm, this is a suspicious death.
14:39You can't leave town.
14:40Typical bloody Eddie.
14:41Ruining my plans even when he's dead.
14:45Sorry.
14:48Girl.
14:52I did love him.
14:54And I hated him.
14:56We were like Taylor and Burton.
14:59God, we knew what to row.
15:00With the make-up sex.
15:02Another level.
15:03You don't have to tell me to.
15:04Like two cats in a sack.
15:06Just going at it.
15:07Neighbours banging on the walls.
15:09Hours we'd be going for.
15:11I'm not talking standard mystery.
15:12This was top shelf stuff.
15:13Moving on.
15:14The fallout that led to your arrest must have been bigger than normal.
15:18What happened?
15:20Sorry.
15:20Sorry.
15:23We were selling the house.
15:25When Eddie suddenly decided he wanted a bigger cut.
15:28Said he was skint.
15:29You thought he was lying.
15:31I know he was lying.
15:32I caught him out.
15:33His Amazon account still delivers you.
15:36And last week, a package turned up from some ski wear company.
15:40Skint Eddie Morris can afford to go skiing.
15:42If he was here now, I'd bloody kill him.
15:45I didn't kill him.
15:47I just wish I'd made things up before.
15:51Some things are hard to forgive.
15:54And now he's dead.
15:57And all that rowing seems so stupid now.
16:00Sorry.
16:01Nice.
16:05Try and take your mind off Eddie.
16:07Yeah.
16:08Why don't I pop on the radio?
16:10Yeah.
16:11Erm.
16:13Get down to Eddie Morris.
16:15Oh, yeah.
16:25Chowdry!
16:26Thought you'd want to hear this.
16:27We've had Eddie Morris' phone records back.
16:29Any news on who he called before he died?
16:32There was one call at 2.40pm to Eddie Morris Autos.
16:36Great. Thanks, Chowdry.
16:38I'll get down to Eddie Morris Autos right now.
16:42I love that advert.
16:43Get down to Eddie Morris Autos!
16:46We haven't got time for this.
16:48Sorry, Mum.
16:51Ah, the honest sweat of rehabilitative work.
16:55Giving back productively for our wrongs.
16:58Laying a redemptive brick in the wall of society.
17:02Or was it not Keats that said,
17:05Oh, happy, happy bar.
17:07Polly, can I punch your new bloke?
17:09He's really getting on my nerves.
17:10No, you can't, Warren.
17:12I don't care how annoying he is.
17:13You play nice.
17:25What are you in for, mate?
17:28Gang stuff. You wouldn't get it.
17:29Oh, I do.
17:30When Caesar went up against Lewis on ITV and was tribal.
17:33But then 10 million viewers against 7.2.
17:37I'll leave you to be the judge.
17:38You won that particular gang war.
17:40Although, Kevin is a dear friend, so keep that bloody hat.
17:45I'm talking, like, serious gang war zone stuff.
17:49Where I'm from, it's always kicking off.
17:51Where's that, the tough side of Cardiff?
17:54Abergavenny.
17:55See, I'm from the east side.
17:57That's where everything east of Argos.
17:59Yeah, I think I saw reports of that on Newsnight, yeah.
18:02Yeah, yeah, the thing is, though, right, this west sidekick called Karner
18:04was mouthing off in the kebab shop on the east side.
18:07So I punched him.
18:10Well, I punched his bike.
18:11But, like, really hard.
18:13Ah, well, we're all paying our dues now, aren't we?
18:18Except for Eddie, of course.
18:21You and he were, um, close.
18:24Or more than just friends.
18:26Is that why you went off together?
18:30I didn't think anybody knew.
18:33I don't know what it was about him.
18:34I just get this thing for older men.
18:38I'm actually feeling it pretty strongly for you right now.
18:41Oh, right, er, well...
18:43I'm flattered, but you...
18:45You're pulling my leg, aren't you?
18:47Yeah, I nearly had you, though, admit it.
18:50You just helped me out, like...
18:51Job interview training.
18:53We were allowed. Polly said we could.
18:55We were thinking about your career prospects.
18:57Got to turn my life around.
18:59Mam sees me going out every morning.
19:00She knows all it takes is some west side kid with a grudge
19:03and I'm coming home in a body bag.
19:10So sad about Eddie.
19:12We've paid our respects in a classy way.
19:14Balloons!
19:15Plus, we're knocking 395 off all second-hand hatchbacks in Eddie's memory.
19:19Oh, great!
19:21Erm, now, on the afternoon of Eddie's death,
19:24he rang here at 2.40pm.
19:27We think that was important.
19:29He did.
19:29But that was just about the rotas for today.
19:32He'd given our security guard tonight off
19:34and then decided to put him back on.
19:36Right, miss?
19:36Well, I'm gonna need Eddie's diary
19:39and if you have access to his office safe, anything from there.
19:43I'll be just a minute.
19:49Ooh!
20:11Stop!
20:12What are you doing?
20:16Erm...
20:18Er, good horn.
20:21There you go.
20:23Diary.
20:24Safe didn't have much in.
20:25Er, logbook for an SUV.
20:28No idea why he was keeping that there.
20:30And a big fruit and nut bar.
20:32I'm gonna need to take all that in as evidence,
20:35especially the...
20:36...fruit nut.
20:37Erm, before I go,
20:39can you think of anyone that might want Eddie dead?
20:42Back in the day,
20:44Clive Ball at Ball Motors over in Abercaddy.
20:46But Clive's been dead eight years.
20:49Anyone alive?
20:51There was that one bloke at his community service.
20:54The big fella, Warren.
20:58Eddie Morris is the reason why Warren's here.
21:01He saw him stealing from an antique shop and made a citizen's arrest.
21:04He's a bit out of character, isn't he, from the Incredible Hulk?
21:07We'd better have a word with him.
21:08No, I'd better.
21:10Look, he's in there and I don't need your help, you...
21:13...high-vis mother-stealer.
21:15Oh, look, come on.
21:18You can't stay in this...
21:19...what is it your mother calls it?
21:22A puddy.
21:22I'm not in a puddy.
21:24Yes you are, you're puddying.
21:26No, I'm going.
21:32Eddie's the reason why you're here.
21:34Why didn't you tell us?
21:34You didn't ask.
21:37Private meeting here.
21:39I'm not having your lot interview one of my fellow offenders on his own.
21:43Your trysting's deceived.
21:45Oh, that's rich coming from you.
21:46Do you two know each other?
21:47No.
21:47No.
21:48No, I just want to look out for you, Warren, mate.
21:51You know, I've been through the system.
21:54I know what it's like.
21:56If I let you stay, will you shut up?
22:00So, did you see Eddie on the morning of his death?
22:03No.
22:07Oh.
22:08He'd been off with Liam.
22:09Practising job interview techniques.
22:11Very magnanimous of Eddie, I would say.
22:14Stopped at helping us, but Polly has her favourites.
22:17Liam gets away with murder.
22:19She let him swan in at noon when he slept in once.
22:21Gave him the best litter picker.
22:24She used to give me that litter picker.
22:27That lunchtime, do you know if Eddie was out of sorts with anyone in the group?
22:30I don't know.
22:31I have lunch in the back office.
22:33I like to be alone.
22:34Solitude, sometimes.
22:36Best society, John Milton.
22:40Just don't want anyone stealing my hula hoops.
22:42So stay away from my hula hoops.
22:49No, that was weird.
22:51Last week I came in here and I found Eddie on his own staring at that video.
22:54It's like it was transfixed.
22:56Just out of curiosity, the shoplifting at the antique store, what did you steal?
23:02That's a Japanese vase.
23:04They couldn't sell it.
23:04It was broken anyway.
23:05So why steal it?
23:06Because I like nicking things.
23:07Look, I didn't like Eddie.
23:10I don't really like anyone.
23:11Essential warming to me.
23:13Can't stand you.
23:14But it didn't matter.
23:16Eddie was leaving anyway.
23:18I heard Polly on the phone with the probation services the other day.
23:21She was going to get him transferred to another group.
23:24I'm going now.
23:31You asked to have Eddie removed from the group.
23:34Firstly, why?
23:36Secondly...
23:39Why?
23:40Me and Sally were doing my head in.
23:42Too disruptive.
23:44One minute Sally's threatening to chop his meat and two veg off,
23:47the next she's flirting and bringing him in special lunches.
23:50It's like being a teacher.
23:53That pair of teenagers split up.
23:55Emotions all over the place.
23:57The whole class becomes a write off.
23:59How come you left teaching behind?
24:02For the same reason everyone does.
24:04Hours, paperwork, stress.
24:07I mean, this lot might be criminals,
24:09but they're a walk in the park compared to 30 year 11s.
24:12Now I really do have to get on.
24:19Right.
24:19Let's get back to the visit centre.
24:21See what Warren's really doing in that back office.
24:25Let's go.
24:25Right.
24:33That's a lot.
24:34That's interesting.
24:37Is it meat?
24:38Or does it smell a bit...
24:40...farty in you?
24:42How incredibly pure are you?
24:45It does smell a bit farty, doesn't it?
24:48Or is it fishy?
24:50Oh, someone not wanting to leave fingerprints.
24:55Oh!
24:57Oh!
24:58Fishy farty!
25:00Oh, fuck!
25:01What the hell's been going on in here?
25:03Open that!
25:04What?
25:04Oh, all right.
25:05Here, don't touch my...
25:07What?
25:07Don't get it...
25:09OK.
25:13I'll get that sent to the lab.
25:14See if it links to Eddie.
25:17She can pay her notes later.
25:20Am I a place?
25:21Put your bourbons in.
25:24All right, fine.
25:28Oh!
25:29That's Baxter.
25:31PM's in.
25:33Cause of death is head injury from the fall.
25:37Couple of interesting things.
25:38Firstly, the killer slipped up, left their ID in Eddie's pocket.
25:42What?
25:43Joking.
25:43But it was definitely murder.
25:46Defence wounds on the arms, couple of scratch marks.
25:48Sent samples for testing.
25:49Great.
25:50Anything else?
25:51Yeah.
25:52There was a rash all over his body.
25:54Ew.
25:54Yeah, looks like an allergic reaction or something.
25:56Weird.
25:57Why was...
25:58Are you keeping your granola here?
26:01Oh.
26:01Yeah.
26:02Well, someone kept eating it at home, so...
26:04Someone was starving and hadn't had time to go to the shops.
26:07There's still not someone's granola, is there?
26:09Six quid a box, that is.
26:11Six quid a box.
26:12What's in it?
26:12Diamonds?
26:13All right.
26:14All right.
26:15I'll...
26:15Buy my own granola.
26:18Oh, are you in tonight?
26:19There's a new reality show on.
26:21Looks right up our street.
26:23Love prison.
26:24Right?
26:25Eight couples are sent to prison, but here's the twist.
26:27The guards are hot.
26:29God.
26:29Sounds really good, but I can't.
26:32I've got to own see a colleague.
26:40Oh, God, what's happening?
26:44Well, it's yoga.
26:45It's lion's breath pose.
26:47Bit of a warning.
26:48I thought you were having a stroke.
26:49I'm decompressing.
26:51Spending all day in character is incredibly taxing.
26:55Being me, but not me.
26:57Well, if you're done decompressing,
26:59do you want to come and help me with this murder?
27:01Oh!
27:02Shake it out.
27:04What do you reckon to this rash over Eddie's body?
27:07Baffling but trivial from a character perspective.
27:10Doesn't speak of any motive.
27:13All right, rude.
27:15Sally had the most to gain,
27:16but we now have Warren with a motive.
27:20Revenge.
27:20Warren is certainly interesting.
27:24He's hiding something behind the hard nine exterior.
27:27What do you make of Liam?
27:28You know, he presents himself as a menaced society,
27:31but it's all a front.
27:32There's a quick mind there.
27:34And the fact that he wanted job interview coaching
27:36shows that he's interested in turning his life around.
27:39That seems weird to me.
27:41Polly letting Liam and Eddie skive off
27:44to do interview coaching.
27:46As Warren says, she did have her favourites.
27:50But it's unfair.
27:52Have you ever known a teacher to be like that?
27:53That's totally out of character.
27:56Yes.
27:56That's very true.
27:58Seems like my antennae has rubbed off on you.
28:02This could be a real crack in the case.
28:05Feels good doing this again, doesn't it?
28:08Yeah.
28:10But things can't go back to how they were.
28:12Not after what you did.
28:17I did try not to.
28:19I'm sorry you're hurt.
28:21But I didn't think I'd have the chance
28:23to feel like that about another person again.
28:27Well, you've got feelings for ma'am.
28:30Of course.
28:31She's not just another notch on my bedpost.
28:33She makes me feel alive again.
28:34She's opened me up.
28:38But I am sorry how it came about.
28:41No, truly.
28:44I'm sorry for puddying.
28:47And for spreading those rumours about you online.
28:50About your unhealthy interest in animals.
28:53What?
28:55Let's see what we can find tomorrow, shall we?
28:58Yeah, better not be late.
29:00Or allow myself a red sticker.
29:04Of course.
29:08That's why Polly let them do it.
29:11You let Eddie slack off because he threatened to expose you?
29:15Absolutely not.
29:16This group has perfect attendance,
29:18but I know from Warren that Liam turned up hours late one morning.
29:22You marked him down as being here when he wasn't,
29:24and that's a disciplinary offence.
29:26Bloody hell, who's talking here?
29:28John Chappell or Charles Caesar?
29:30It's none of your business.
29:32I beg to differ.
29:32I'm here to be rehabilitated.
29:34The person leading now should be morally unquestionable.
29:37An example to the rest of us.
29:38Liam's a nice boy.
29:39If I'd reported his absence, he'd be chucked out.
29:42That's not your call to me.
29:43Yes, but I know how this plays out.
29:45I've taught a hundred Liams.
29:47A bit ADHD, a bit dyslexic.
29:50But he can't get any help because of the waiting lists.
29:53But Eddie found out what you did and saw an opportunity.
29:56Yes, I didn't like it, but at least he was doing something good.
30:01Now, I've got a lot to do before we get cracking, so goodbye.
30:07This rather changes the complexion of the case.
30:11What were Eddie and Liam really getting up to?
30:15I'd better catch up with them.
30:19Here you are.
30:21Warren.
30:23Here you are Liam.
30:25Hiya guys.
30:26Sally!
30:27We didn't expect to see you.
30:29I found being at home too hard.
30:31Also, I heard there was a new famous member and I wanted a selfie.
30:35John Chappell.
30:37I'm so sorry for your loss.
30:39It's been really tough, John.
30:42Hiya.
30:43Oh, welcome back Sally.
30:46Like the new hairdo.
30:47This?
30:49Yes.
30:50Well, I'm having to drive with the window down at the minute.
30:52The smell's gotten worse.
30:54Might have to get rid of the Range Rover.
30:55I'm one of Wales' most prominent politicians.
30:59My car has to be a reflection of me.
31:01Well, I'm sure Eddie would have done you a special deal.
31:04I'm sure you're all right to work.
31:06Oh, Polly, I just wanted to see a friendly face.
31:09You told.
31:09Yeah, I just...
31:10I needed to see a friendly face.
31:12That's an interesting castle, isn't it?
31:15Do you know that...
31:17It actually dates back to 11...
31:1955?
31:21Yeah.
31:22It's well old, isn't it?
31:24It's Norman, actually.
31:26Polly's been teaching me all about the history.
31:28Well, you went to history then?
31:30Oh, nah, not really.
31:31I mean, he did it at a school.
31:32But, er...
31:34The castle's pretty cool.
31:35Yeah, well, it's good to have interest.
31:37I mean, it's a thirst for knowledge.
31:39Do you think you might get into history?
31:41I mean, there's plenty of careers in heritage, you know?
31:44I never really thought about it, chaps.
31:46Where do you see yourself in five years?
31:49You must have some future goals.
31:53These really are the sort of questions you should have answers for
31:57after days of interview training with Eddie.
32:08Well, of course, the effects are almost primitive now.
32:14I don't think there's a sort of retro filter with that.
32:18It adds a certain art house quality to the piece.
32:21They're very Roger Cormann, isn't it?
32:24Oh, it just doesn't taste the same.
32:27I wish your Caesar were on the case. He'd find my mug.
32:30Yes, but I'm not sure the channel would have been entirely keen on an episode about a mug theft.
32:36You never know, given the current levels of banality in most mainstream TV drama.
32:42I just need to take this on my private.
32:45Radio Cymru want to talk to me about my brave crusade.
32:48Their words.
32:50Don't touch my sushi.
32:54Typical politician, that mother.
32:57You can't trust them as far as you can throw.
32:58Oh, she's proper two-faced, John.
33:00Yeah, someone should take it down, a peg or two.
33:04What was it, prawns or cheese?
33:08Prawns.
33:09I thought it was you who put the smell in her car.
33:13No, hang on a minute.
33:13All right, fine.
33:17I just wanted to get my own back.
33:19Same way you got your own back on Eddie.
33:22I thought it was odd when Polly said that you made him a special lunch.
33:25And he got covered in a rash.
33:28What was it, uh, allergy?
33:31I saw you.
33:32Mm-hmm.
33:33They both deserved it.
33:34Oh, what happened, Sally?
33:36Mm-hmm.
33:39Last few weeks, me and Eddie have been getting closer.
33:43I mean, the spark was still there.
33:45Eddie was like a lit firework.
33:46I knew I shouldn't go back there, but I always did.
33:49And then bang.
33:49Oh, we always banged.
33:51No, I meant fireworks, you know.
33:53This is bang.
33:54And then last week, I'm driving down the lanes,
33:56and I see Eddie's car packed up in a lay-by.
34:00A lay-by where people get up to things, if you know what I mean.
34:04How does getting revenge on Angela come into this?
34:07Well, I slowed down at Eddie's car,
34:11and she was in the passenger seat next to him.
34:17OK, Eddie and I were having an affair.
34:20That's why we'd meet up in his car.
34:22Tell me, is it in the politician job description,
34:25having to lie your arse off?
34:27My client is an upstanding citizen here, voluntarily.
34:31A national hero.
34:33And a weaver of lies!
34:35That was a bit intense.
34:37But, no.
34:38You met up with him because of this.
34:43For the tape, I have just shown the suspect
34:45the logbook from Eddie's safe for her Range Rover.
34:49He had my logbook because he had repaired my car.
34:52The car you drove into a wall
34:54in your protest against holiday lets.
34:57Your national crusade.
34:59I don't want to resort to soundbites,
35:02but, yes, I really felt the hand of history on that wheel.
35:07That's not how the neighbour's ring doorbell would describe it.
35:11I looked.
35:12You were doing your mascara and veered off the road.
35:15Well, er, whether that's true or not,
35:19I don't see what that's got to do with my logbook.
35:23You'd do anything for Wales, wouldn't you?
35:25Except live in it.
35:27Right here, under the address.
35:30You live in London.
35:32It's not a crime, living in London.
35:39Pint costs £9.
35:40That is a crime.
35:42But it's a bad luck, isn't it, for a member of Senedd.
35:46All that banging on about how much you love Wales,
35:49but you can't bear to live in your own constituency.
35:51I love my constituency.
35:55But I also really love being able to go and see Hamilton midweek.
36:00I like sushi, experimental theatre,
36:03getting in a taxi where the driver doesn't know about my cystitis
36:06because his mum works the desk.
36:08That is actually quite fair.
36:10And like I said, it's not a crime.
36:13But murder is.
36:15Eddie found out and blackmailed you, so you silenced him.
36:18Let me be clear.
36:21No comment.
36:26Well, I'd love it to be her, but I just don't think she's our killer.
36:30No, no, no.
36:30We need to get back to character, motives.
36:34I think young Liam's the key to this.
36:36Why would Eddie go out of his way to get him out of work as well?
36:41The idea of any benevolence there is too out of character.
36:45Everything Eddie did in the run-up to his death is out of character, though.
36:49How so?
36:50Moving shifts around at the car showroom,
36:52suddenly taking an interest in skiing,
36:56transfixed by your naff history film.
36:59Naff?
37:00It was unique and innovative.
37:03Oh, well, maybe the fire special effects were of their time, but...
37:08Wait.
37:10That's it.
37:13But why?
37:16You...
37:18I know who did it.
37:26And whilst I don't want to make this about me,
37:29I feel this castle, like myself,
37:33has had its honour restored
37:35and can stand proud again.
37:42Lovely.
37:50And from one opening,
37:53now it's time for closure
37:55on who murdered Eddie Morris.
37:59Are you one of us or one of the feds?
38:01You are many things to many people, Liam.
38:03Elusive.
38:05Protean, you might say.
38:06He's a police consultant
38:08with a verbal diarrhoea problem.
38:11Now, what do we really know about Eddie Morris?
38:14We know he needed money.
38:16Eddie tried to solve his money problems
38:19by blackmailing Angela.
38:21I have already said on the record
38:23I didn't pay him.
38:25You weren't banging each other?
38:27Of course not.
38:28They have standards.
38:30What's that supposed to mean?
38:31Now, Eddie was desperate.
38:33Then something at the visitor centre
38:35gave him an idea.
38:36Fire, the video.
38:37The Welsh, having repelled the English,
38:39had to face an even greater foe.
38:41Fire.
38:43The initial script said flames.
38:45Oh, good Lord.
38:46So we messed about with it on the day
38:48and we came up with fire.
38:49Works much better, I think.
38:51The fire gave Eddie the idea
38:54of burning down his car showroom.
38:57The insurance payout
38:58would solve all of his problems.
39:00Yes, that's why.
39:00It changed the rotors.
39:02There'd have been no security guard.
39:03Eddie loved his showroom.
39:04He'd never burn it down.
39:06Also, he was a real coward.
39:08Oh, this is true.
39:10But where better
39:11to find a willing criminal
39:13than in a group of criminals?
39:16Liam.
39:18There was no interview coaching.
39:20You were planning the job together.
39:23Eddie wanted you to start the fire.
39:24He even bought you a ski mask
39:27so you wouldn't get caught on CCTV.
39:29All right.
39:31But you got cold feet, didn't you?
39:34Yeah.
39:36I didn't want to do it.
39:38I googled arson.
39:39You can go to prison for ages.
39:41Eddie wouldn't take no for an answer.
39:43Yeah, but I never killed him.
39:45I'm not even Ard.
39:46I like castles.
39:47Oh, you didn't kill Eddie.
39:48Eddie, your actions spoke
39:50of rehabilitation.
39:52Thanks to the efforts of Polly,
39:55who did kill him.
39:58Polly, you didn't.
40:01You overheard the argument.
40:03What Eddie had planned.
40:05You heard Eddie threatening
40:07your favorite, Liam.
40:08Your success story.
40:10A life turned around.
40:12You tried to have Eddie removed
40:14from the group,
40:14but that failed.
40:15Then, when Eddie went to make a call
40:18at the top of the castle tower,
40:19you saw an opportunity.
40:22End a life
40:23to save a life.
40:27What choice did you have?
40:30If Eddie got Liam
40:31to burn down the showroom,
40:33Liam's life would be over.
40:36He dropped his phone.
40:38My guess is you touched it
40:39in the tussle,
40:40so you wiped it for Prince.
40:42That was your only mistake, really.
40:44You handle all the phones here anyway,
40:46so we wouldn't have questioned
40:47your Prince on it.
40:50Oh, my gosh.
40:52I had to.
40:55Liam was just like
40:56the kids at my school,
40:58going down the wrong path
40:59because I couldn't do enough
41:01to help them.
41:02I had helped Liam.
41:04I'd engaged him in history.
41:06I couldn't let Eddie ruin that.
41:08Well, that's the most tragic bit.
41:10If only you'd got there earlier
41:13and heard the phone call.
41:16What?
41:17Eddie was calling his deputy manager
41:18to change the rotor back.
41:20He wasn't going to go through
41:21with the fire.
41:22Oh.
41:23No.
41:24You're lying.
41:26If only you'd practiced
41:27what you'd preached
41:28and everything would be okay.
41:29You do have a rehabilitative effect
41:32on people.
41:34Like Warren here.
41:36Hi, mate.
41:37He broke open the drawer.
41:39You might want to give it to her
41:41before it's too late.
41:43It was an accident.
41:46I sat on it.
41:47Yes.
41:48And fixed it
41:49using the Japanese art
41:51of ginsugi.
41:53It was the smell
41:54on the gloves
41:54that gave you away.
41:56The glue hardener
41:57used in the delicate repair
41:59gives off a pungent,
42:00sulfurous smell.
42:02Fishy farty
42:03for the uninitiated.
42:05I did a workshop in it
42:06and, you know,
42:07quite liked the theme.
42:09The enhancing broken things
42:11and giving them a new life.
42:12It was...
42:14Has anyone got a problem with that?
42:16No.
42:18Polly Trevor,
42:19I'm arresting you
42:20for the murder of Eddie Morris.
42:22You do not have to say...
42:22Can I take my mug with me?
42:24Knock yourself out, babe.
42:26You do not have to say anything,
42:28but it may harm your defence
42:30if you do not mention
42:31when questioned
42:31something you can later rely on
42:33in court.
42:34Anything you can say.
42:35Just look over here.
42:37Are you ready to let me say it, babe?
42:39Yeah, and just a slight smile.
42:41Oh, that's really nice.
42:45I feel sorry for her, in a way.
42:47If she'd just talk to Eddie.
42:50He'd already made her mind up,
42:52trapped in her own prejudice,
42:54convinced he was incapable
42:55of change or redemption
42:56and that sort of thing
42:57and blind people.
42:59Yeah.
42:59Well,
43:01sometimes people deserve
43:02another chance.
43:03It's why
43:04I've invited someone along.
43:07It was this,
43:08I'll push you off a castle tower,
43:09but don't make me
43:09regret my choice.
43:12Oh!
43:13Mum.
43:14Jamie.
43:15Well, I'm going to get
43:16some cinnamon, Mum.
43:17Let's give you two a moment.
43:20Oh.
43:22I'm sorry.
43:24I was...
43:25I was childish
43:26and you're a grown woman.
43:28You're allowed to see
43:29whoever you like.
43:30Oh, love.
43:32Yeah.
43:32And I was thinking
43:33maybe tonight,
43:35you know,
43:36if it's all right,
43:37I could come over for dinner.
43:38Shepherd's pie.
43:40Oh, I'd like that.
43:42And I'm free tonight.
43:43You and John don't have plans.
43:44No!
43:46I'm actually going to break up with him.
43:48What?
43:49Do you know him
43:50and gweithiw i fi?
43:52O fi meddwl,
43:53byd o'n i dd o fi?
43:54Mai engal o fi'n boni.
43:57A ma fe mwr,
43:58neati.
43:59And he's so cheery.
44:02I preferred him
44:03when he was grumpy.
44:05It's so lovely
44:06to see you two
44:07chatting again.
44:08Here we are.
44:09Almost the best buns
44:11in the cafe.
44:13Er, oi,
44:14is that the time?
44:15I've got to go.
44:17Ta-ta!
44:19A bit weird,
44:21wasn't it?
44:23John.
44:24Hmm?
44:29Listen.
44:30Yeah.
44:41Hurry.
44:42Hey.
44:44Bye.
44:46Bye.
44:46Bye.
44:49Bye.
44:50Bye.
44:53Bye.
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