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00:19Hey, Bob. Hey, Linda. Hi, Teddy. Hi, Teddy. Good Lord, I'm hungry. I had to work through lunch to finish
00:24a drywall job. I thought I was going to die. Boy, do I need a burger right now.
00:28Oh, we ran out of burgers. What? I'm just kidding. Don't do that to me, Bob. I'm hungry and fragile.
00:34One exit through the Swiss shop burger, please. Finally, lunch. I mean, it's 4.30 already. It's almost an early
00:40dinner at this point. But it's not, Linda. It's lunch. Dinner's a whole other meal that I'm definitely still having
00:46in two hours. Are we clear? Yeah, yeah, sure. Crap. Is it already 4.30? I better go. Today's the
00:50last day I can return the mini blowtorch when the store closes at 6. Aw, you had fun with that
00:55thing and you never have fun. Yeah, but I can't justify that.
00:58Mostly because whenever I used it, no one seemed to notice or care. It kind of just tastes like what
01:04a normal tomato tastes like. Sorry. It's fine. I just used a blowtorch. Oh, my God. Why? Forget it. I'm
01:13gonna go.
01:13Okay, I'll be back before the dinner rush and hopefully the kids will be back soon from wherever they went.
01:18They said they were gonna work remotely from the pier and send us a Zoom link, but I never got
01:22it.
01:23A lot of chit-chat today. Not a lot of cooking. Okay, okay. Jeez.
01:26Hey, kids. Did you enjoy whatever you were doing while you were shirking your duties here?
01:30Shirk did.
01:31How dare you? I flush my duties.
01:33I mean, sometimes.
01:34Yeah, not often. Bye.
01:35What were you kids doing?
01:37We let Tina buy us stuff at the gumball machines on the boardwalk.
01:40I got a giant gumball and it's hurting my job quite a bit right now, but I'm not gonna quit
01:45and let the gumball win.
01:47Oh, never mind I am.
01:48And I got this temporary tattoo of a turtle riding a skateboard.
01:52Oh, it's gone. That was really temporary.
01:54And Jimmy Jr. gave me this ring.
01:56Oh.
01:56I wouldn't say he gave it to you.
01:58I mean, he handed it to me and said something like...
02:01Hold on to this, Tina. As a token of our connection, both emotional and physical.
02:07Here.
02:08Uh, no. I'm pretty sure he said...
02:10Zeke and I are gonna go wrestle on the beach. Will you hold this for me and I'll come get
02:13it for me later?
02:14I don't want it to fall out of my pocket like what happened with my Sacagawea coin.
02:18Sure, but if you read between the lines...
02:19How's that burger coming, Linda? Don't price you, but my stomach's starting to eat itself.
02:23It's coming!
02:24Kids, can why don't you give me a hand in here?
02:25On it. Better take this baby off. It's too gorgeous to be covered in burger grease.
02:29Eh, that's what I used to think about myself. But here we are.
02:33Sorry I'm returning you, Blowtorch. But we had some good times, right?
02:37Oh, don't pretend you care about me, Bob.
02:39What? I totally care about you. You're great. You're just too expensive.
02:44It's not you. It's me. I'm poor.
02:47If I'm so great, how come you never gave me, like, a cool name?
02:50A cool name? Uh, okay, fine. Uh, what about Flames? With a Z?
02:55Oh, that's good. Can I tell that to the next person that buys me?
02:59Sure, go ahead.
03:00I hope they're hot. Like me.
03:02Ha, classic Flames.
03:03Yeah! Ha ha ha!
03:08Oh, elevator. Don't mind if I do.
03:11I'm not nagging. I'm enforcing safety protocol.
03:15Hugo?
03:15Look, if I had fire ants, I'd invest in a tube of caulk.
03:19You're a tube of caulk.
03:20I'm a tube of justice.
03:22Damn it.
03:23Ugh, Bob.
03:25Hugo, I see you're busy aggravating people.
03:28Oh, and I see you're walking around looking like a dumb slob carrying a bag of something stupid, I'm guessing.
03:34Well, this has been wonderful, but I will now bid you a hateful farewell.
03:39Why did we stop?
03:41I don't know. Oh, oh, no. Uh, this isn't good.
03:45Hello? Is anyone there?
03:47New phone. Who this?
03:48Um, I, what, I'm in...
03:50Ha ha ha, just kidding. What's the problem? My system's telling me you're at the mall? Are you stuck?
03:56Uh, yeah, we are.
03:57Makes sense. No one calls me to say how well the elevator's working.
04:01But don't worry, I'll send someone and we'll get you moving in no time.
04:04Okay, great.
04:05I don't know why I said no time. Sometimes it takes a long time.
04:10Oh.
04:10How many souls in there?
04:11Two, if you count Bob.
04:13Souls?
04:14It's airline talk, and elevators are like the airplanes of malls.
04:18Anyway, since there's two of you, and you seem to know each other, you can keep each other company during
04:23this potentially very long week.
04:26Oh my god.
04:28I really wish I had taken the escalator.
04:30Ha! Bob on an escalator. I literally can't think of a funnier image.
04:35What? What does that mean?
04:36You? Traveling at a 45 degree angle? I mean, come on.
04:40This is a nightmare.
04:41Oh, tell me about it, Bob. Have you smelled you? At least when Ron and I inspect your restaurant, the
04:47bad food odor covers up your B.O.
04:49Where is Ron? Did he quit?
04:50No, he's taking a personal day. He said he has appointments and errands.
04:54Oh, is one of his appointments with Dr. I Hate the Guy I Work With?
04:58How dare you? I am Ron's mentor, as I have told him many, many times.
05:04Hey, how's it going today?
05:05So, so great. Um, is there an ETA on the repair person? I'm just hoping this doesn't take too long
05:10for so many reasons.
05:12Also, I have to return something before the place closes.
05:14Ooh, I'm Bob. I'm returning something. I have to get to places too, Bob. I need a new tie.
05:20Oh, does Baby Gap sell ties?
05:22You son of a bitch!
05:23Just please tell your repair person that this is an especially bad stuck elevator situation because the man I'm stuck
05:29with is the most annoying person in the world.
05:31And please also tell them that Bob's restaurant is disgusting!
05:34I'll put it in the notes.
05:37Oh, it's in me. I'm home again.
05:40Boy, I feel like I blacked out there for a little bit.
05:42Yeah, you were shoving it in so fast it was like the burger police were coming and you had to
05:46destroy the evidence.
05:47At one point it sounded like you were speaking in tongues.
05:49Leave Teddy alone, kids. So he eats like a wild hog. He was hungry.
05:53Excuse me while I bust my way back to that meaningful purple monster ring.
05:57Tina's gone Gollum with that thing.
05:59I've never gotten all the way through the movie. Does Gollum turn back into a real boy?
06:03I don't know.
06:04Where's my ring? It's not where I left it. Where is it? Did you look on the floor?
06:08Of course I looked on the freaking floor, woman.
06:10Tina!
06:11Now she's full-blown, Gollum.
06:13I'm gonna try and lift the grill.
06:15Tina, no!
06:16Ow, that's hot.
06:17People are pointing, Bob. They're pointing at us and laughing.
06:20No one is pointing at us and laughing, Hugo.
06:23Oh, okay. Those guys are.
06:24Wait, those are the food court guys.
06:26I bet they did this.
06:28What?
06:28It all makes sense. This is no accident. This is retaliation against me.
06:33That's ridiculous.
06:34They always say I'm too nitpicky with my citations.
06:36Yeah, you are.
06:37Bah!
06:38Bah? What's bah?
06:39Like bah, you don't know what you're talking about.
06:42Okay, even if they wanted to get...
06:43No, no, no, what? Spit it out!
06:44You want me to say what I'm gonna say?
06:45Not really.
06:46Okay, fine, I won't.
06:47Good!
06:47Then we won't talk.
06:48Let's just sit here with your mouth shut!
06:50Mm-hmm.
06:52Okay, fine. Say your stupid thought.
06:54Even if they wanted to get revenge on you,
06:57you think they'd know how to stop an elevator?
06:59Maybe. The elevator repairman is in on it.
07:02Hugo, not everyone is out to get you.
07:03You're just being paranoid.
07:05Paranoid? Or para-smart?
07:07I mean, if I'm being honest, Hugo,
07:09I've definitely thought about getting revenge on you.
07:11I just don't know where quicksand is.
07:13Well, I have taken quicksand and thick mud survival training,
07:16so I would be fine!
07:18Ah! Jimmy Jr. trusted me with his purple monster ring
07:20because I seemed like a trustworthy person,
07:22but then I lost it almost immediately.
07:24Who's the monster now, huh?
07:25Who's the monster now?
07:27Calm down, honey. You're freaking out.
07:29Let's retrace your steps.
07:30Or just trace our hands, make turkeys.
07:32Okay, okay.
07:33I took off the ring, and I put it here,
07:35and then Mom said,
07:35can you put this egg on top of the burger
07:37and walk it out to Teddy while I fart near the back door?
07:39Classy.
07:40So I put the egg on the burger,
07:41then I brought it out to Teddy,
07:43I gave him the burger,
07:44and then he ate it.
07:45Oh, my God.
07:46Did the ring end up under the egg?
07:48Did Teddy eat the ring?
07:50What?
07:50No!
07:51Teddy would know if he ate that thing.
07:53It was huge!
07:54I don't know, Mom.
07:55This is Teddy we're talking about.
07:57Yeah, remember when he ate that scrunchie?
07:58Right.
07:59When he ate one of his earbuds?
08:00Oh, yeah.
08:01And the other earbud.
08:02I mean, stuff gets near the plate
08:04that just get confused.
08:05So I guess it's possible I ate the ring.
08:07Oh, Teddy.
08:09No!
08:11What are you guys up to?
08:13Huh, interesting.
08:14They're leaving,
08:15and you're wrong about everything.
08:16Well, of course they're leaving,
08:17because they're on to their next move.
08:19Time to pull some strings.
08:21I know someone at the Department of Community Affairs.
08:23They have jurisdiction over elevator maintenance.
08:25If our friendly repairman
08:28is working with the food court people,
08:30this guy will be able to help us.
08:34Ugh.
08:34Okay, he's not picking up.
08:36Well, looks like I'll have to interrupt
08:37one of Ron's appointments.
08:39Da-da-da on a bicycle built for Ron.
08:42On your left.
08:43Damn it!
08:43Hello?
08:44Oh, uh, yes.
08:45Hi, hello.
08:46Good news and bad news.
08:47Okay.
08:48I got this, Bob.
08:49What is the news?
08:50The good news is,
08:50turns out it's just a fuse.
08:52Took him a little while to figure it out.
08:54These things can be a little confusing.
08:57That's funny.
08:58What's the bad news?
08:59The bad news is,
09:00my guy doesn't have the fuse that he needs.
09:03But,
09:03I've got one here
09:04and I'm gonna drive it over myself.
09:06I should be there in 20 minutes.
09:08Or a bit more.
09:09Depending on how long it takes me to find my keys.
09:12Oh, there they are.
09:13Nope.
09:13That's my iPod Nano.
09:15Oh, no.
09:16Couldn't your guy just lower a ladder
09:17down through the trap door on the ceiling
09:18and then we could climb out?
09:20Okay,
09:21you've seen too many movies.
09:23Let me guess,
09:23you want us to grab you from the top of the elevator
09:26and pull you to safety
09:27right before it drops to the ground
09:29and explodes.
09:30Uh, that's not...
09:31And then you ride off
09:32spooning Keanu Reeves
09:33on the back of a motorcycle.
09:35What movie is that?
09:36Listen,
09:36there's way more liability
09:37if we try to extract you
09:39than if you just wait safely in the car
09:41until the elevator's fixed.
09:42Yeah, Bob!
09:44Prepare man out
09:45to see you souls soon.
09:47Huh.
09:48The food court people
09:49that hate you came back
09:50and now they're carrying a box
09:52and a crowbar.
09:53Crowbar.
09:54Probably to pry the doors open above us.
09:57Uh...
09:57The box is probably a weapon box
09:59full of weapons.
10:01Why are they looking up here so much?
10:03Probably deciding which weapon
10:05to use on which person.
10:06Oh, my God.
10:07Oh, my God!
10:08Hugo's right about everything
10:09and I'm Bob
10:10and I'm an idiot!
10:11Is that what you're trying to say?
10:12Oh, now I have to be trapped
10:13in an elevator with you
10:14while people are doing
10:15a revenge on you?
10:16Well, I'm gonna eat
10:17the rest of my tuna fish sandwich.
10:18No!
10:21Maybe there's a perfectly normal reason
10:23the food court guys
10:24have a box and a crowbar?
10:25Maybe it's one of their birthdays
10:27and they just got
10:28a really bad pinata?
10:30Oh, you're so naive.
10:31You wouldn't know a plot
10:32to destroy you
10:33if someone spelled it out
10:34on your greasy face.
10:35Well, that's the great thing
10:36about living a life
10:37where I don't make everyone mad.
10:38I don't have to worry
10:39about plots to destroy me.
10:41Ah!
10:41Oh, no.
10:42Where are they going?
10:44That was such a sneaky walk.
10:46They slunk!
10:47They did.
10:48Oh, my God, we're dead.
10:49Dear Lord,
10:50please let them kill Bob first.
10:51Amen!
10:52So, Teddy,
10:53I need you to understand
10:55the stakes have never been higher
10:57for you to poop something out
10:58as quickly as possible.
11:00Jimmy Jr. could come
11:00get his ring any minute.
11:02I mean, I also just feel like
11:03it's not good to have
11:04one of those rings inside me.
11:06What if it's toxic
11:06or it gets stuck
11:07in my colon forever?
11:08Yeah, sure.
11:09All that stuff, too.
11:09Jeez, it's been like
11:10five cups of coffee.
11:12Still nothing?
11:13Not yet.
11:13Kids, stop trying
11:14to make Teddy poop.
11:15People's bodies
11:16are in a Play-Doh fun factory.
11:18It's okay, Linda.
11:18I wanted to have a ton of coffee.
11:20Can you see my heart
11:21beating through my shirt?
11:22Just leave him alone, kids.
11:23Sure, sure.
11:24Got it, Mom.
11:24Well, we'll leave him alone.
11:25Yeah, we're not gonna
11:26leave him alone.
11:27I think we need to step it up.
11:28What's that stuff
11:29if Dad drank
11:29when he was constipated?
11:30Ugh, not just Dad.
11:31I've also had to drink
11:32the poo brew.
11:33That stuff's gross,
11:34but it works.
11:35What's it called?
11:36Something mag?
11:37Magnesium citrate.
11:38I think there's still
11:39some upstairs
11:39in the medicine cabinet.
11:40Whatever it takes.
11:41Don't judge me
11:42if other weird stuff
11:42comes out, too.
11:43Okay, kids?
11:44Oh, we expect nothing less.
11:45It'll be like in Jaws
11:46when they cut open the shark.
11:48I'll be right back.
11:48Cover me.
11:49Okay, so I'm gonna go
11:50upstairs for a minute
11:50to change my barrette.
11:52I'm not really
11:53feeling this one.
11:54Oh, thank God!
11:56Finally!
11:57Okay.
11:58Do you guys
11:58really not like this barrette?
11:59It's fine, Tina.
12:00Just go.
12:00Right, right.
12:02Where are they?
12:03I miss how it was
12:04when we could see them.
12:05Hugo, I hope you're thinking
12:06about how much this is your fault
12:07and how awful you are.
12:09This is not my fault.
12:10I'm just doing my job.
12:11I'm not the reason
12:12they have fire ants
12:13crawling all over
12:14their customers.
12:15It's not my fault
12:16their can opener
12:16didn't meet
12:17national food safety standards
12:18and I had to impound it.
12:20You impounded a can opener?
12:22Big time!
12:22As you should know, Bob,
12:25when can openers
12:26aren't cleaned properly,
12:27they harbor and spread
12:27dangerous bacteria.
12:29So yeah,
12:29I'll impound the hell out of them.
12:31The food service industry
12:32is a jungle,
12:33so us food inspectors,
12:34we're basically like Tarzan.
12:36What?
12:36Tarzan, Bob.
12:37Read a book.
12:38Tarzan loved the jungle.
12:40He wanted to live in the wild.
12:41He kept it clean!
12:43I'm gonna blow
12:44torch through the glass.
12:45What was that?
12:46Hopefully the repair guy.
12:47Hello?
12:49Hello?
12:49When people are revengering,
12:51they don't say hello.
12:52They either say nothing
12:53or they say revenge time.
12:55Whoever says revenge time.
12:57Revengers!
12:59Kids,
12:59I told you,
13:00leave Teddy alone.
13:02Here's a BM
13:03you should be interested in.
13:04Bustin' them tables.
13:05Nah, this is more rewarding,
13:06but thank you.
13:07Tina, get the phone.
13:08Uh, okay.
13:10Bob's Burgers.
13:11Hi, Tina.
13:12Ah!
13:12I mean, hi, Jimmy Jr.
13:14Why did you go?
13:15Ah.
13:15No reason.
13:16Uh, what's up, buddy?
13:17I was just calling
13:18to see if you were around
13:19so I could come pick up
13:19my rubber monster ring.
13:21I would have texted you,
13:21but as I'm sure you're aware,
13:23you don't have a cell phone.
13:24Uh-huh.
13:25Uh-huh.
13:26Did you know I collect
13:26those monster rings?
13:27What?
13:28Yeah, since I was little.
13:29Finally got the purple one.
13:30Kind of a dream come true.
13:32Thanks again for keeping it safe for me.
13:34Uh, yep, yep.
13:35Super safe.
13:35Okay, see you soon.
13:37Okay, bye.
13:38That was Jimmy Jr.
13:39He's on his way to get his ring,
13:40and it's a special purple one
13:41that's gonna complete his collection.
13:43Oh, God, please let the magnesium stuff work.
13:45What?
13:45You gave Teddy magnesium stuff?
13:47This is an emergency situation, Mom.
13:49It's not the time to have an ethics debate
13:50about whether or not it's okay
13:51to force someone to drink medicine
13:52so they'll poop out
13:53a purple rubber monster ring, okay?
13:55Tina Ruth Belcher.
13:57I wasn't forced to drink it, Linda.
13:59I want this thing out of me.
14:00I want my body back.
14:01Use that energy.
14:01Poop that ring.
14:02We believe in you, Teddy.
14:03Poop like no one's listening.
14:05Hi.
14:06Anything else for you?
14:08Just the check.
14:10Hello up there?
14:11Should we call the police?
14:13I don't know.
14:14It might be too late.
14:14Oh, God.
14:15Should we just try and get out of here?
14:17Uh, through the hatch?
14:18And then what?
14:19We, uh, fight whoever's up there
14:21on top of the elevator.
14:22That's a terrible plan.
14:23How would we even get up there?
14:24Um, one of us gets on all fours
14:26and the other stands on their back,
14:27and since they're mad at you,
14:29I feel like you should be the one to fight them.
14:31I will explain to them why they're in the wrong.
14:33Yeah, they'll like that.
14:34Okay, climb up.
14:38Can't quite reach it one inch away.
14:44Crap.
14:44Let's switch.
14:46Oh, there's a lot of you.
14:48What the?
14:49Fire ant.
14:50Get off, get off.
14:51What?
14:52Don't shake it down on me.
14:53Sorry.
14:53Uh, another one.
14:54Sorry, I shook that one down on you, too.
14:56Ah, it bit me.
14:57It hurts.
14:58Ow, ow.
14:59Ah, this one just went down my shirt.
15:00Ah, my nipple.
15:02Ow.
15:03Vengeance is upon us.
15:05Ow.
15:06Another one got me.
15:07Oh, one bit me on my bald spot.
15:09Oh, I want to get down.
15:10No, you got to get up there and fight them.
15:12It's our only chance of survival.
15:14Did I mention I'm not great at fighting?
15:16Oh, wow.
15:16That's so hard to believe.
15:18Go.
15:19Fine.
15:21And there you are.
15:22Okay, this is the part where I pull myself up and fight you,
15:26but that's seeming hard.
15:28Am I doing it?
15:29This is bad.
15:30You said we wouldn't get caught.
15:31Hey, hey, hey.
15:32We won't.
15:33There's no cameras around here.
15:34Nobody saw us, except this guy.
15:37But you'll be cool, right?
15:38No.
15:38Oh, man.
15:39Mom, are you fighting them yet?
15:41Can you be better at it?
15:42Hold on.
15:43Please don't pour fire ants on us, especially on me,
15:46because I'm innocent.
15:48I mean, can't we just forget the whole thing?
15:50No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
15:51It is way too late for that.
15:52Plus, he deserves it.
15:54Every inspection, all those ticky-tack citations,
15:57and then blaming us for the ants, those are not our fault.
15:59That is a mole management issue.
16:01That guy has made our life hell,
16:03so now we fight fire with fire ants.
16:06Mm-hmm.
16:07Poetic justice.
16:08We've been collecting them to dump in his car,
16:10and then the elevator broke.
16:11I mean, if it's an opportunity, we could not pass up.
16:14But I'm in here, too, and I didn't do anything to you.
16:17Also, I'm like you.
16:18I'm a restaurant person,
16:19so you're going to fire ant one of your own.
16:22All right, well, how about this?
16:23We'll pull you out, and then revenge back on.
16:26Here, grab my arm.
16:27Bob, what the hell?
16:28Why haven't I heard the cries of our enemies yet?
16:35Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
16:37I can't do this, because you're not strong enough.
16:40No, I mean, yes, but just let me go.
16:43Ow!
16:44It's like having a hairy piano fall on me.
16:46Look, food court people,
16:48I just want to say,
16:49Hugo also comes to my restaurant
16:51and makes my life miserable.
16:53Hey!
16:53Because he's horrible and annoying and petty.
16:56And just the sight of his squished little face
16:59makes me so mad.
17:00Bob!
17:01But as obnoxious as he is,
17:03we do kind of need him.
17:04I mean, all the rules and regulations crap he does
17:07keeps customers safe,
17:08which is good, right?
17:10So we can hate him
17:11and want to dump fire ants on him
17:13while he's trapped in an elevator,
17:14but we shouldn't actually do it,
17:16because, you know,
17:17then we become the bad guys.
17:19Tell them about how I'm Tarzan.
17:21I'm not going to do that.
17:22So do what you have to do,
17:23but I can't believe I'm saying this.
17:25I'd rather be in here with Hugo
17:27getting fire ants poured on me
17:29than up there with you
17:30doing the fire ant pouring.
17:32Now, if you'll excuse me,
17:33I'm going to go cower in this corner over here.
17:36Oh, me too.
17:38Why aren't they saying anything?
17:39I don't know.
17:40I'm so scared.
17:41I'm going to tuck my pants into my socks.
17:44Oh, they closed them.
17:46Ah!
17:46Ah!
17:48Oh, my God.
17:48Ah!
17:51Hey, look at you.
17:52I knew you two would end up friends.
17:54Oops, look out.
17:55There's a fire ant.
17:56Oh, that was close.
17:57Those things bite, you know.
17:59Anything?
18:00Nothing.
18:01Nothing's coming out.
18:02I'm sorry, dude.
18:03I'm so sorry.
18:03I failed you.
18:04Forgive me.
18:05How come that magnesium stuff
18:06isn't working on you?
18:07Are you some sort of superhuman?
18:08It's not the best superpower.
18:10Ah!
18:11Jimmy Jeter's going to be here any minute
18:12and we don't have that.
18:13Hey, guys.
18:13Hey, Jimmy J.
18:14How's it going?
18:15You good?
18:15You well?
18:16Uh, yeah.
18:18Good.
18:18Great.
18:18Good, good.
18:19So, do you have my ring handy?
18:21Yep.
18:21Uh-huh.
18:22It's so handy.
18:23But, like, right now?
18:24Or did you mean, um, later?
18:26Well, now's good because I just talked to you on the phone
18:28and I said I was coming right over
18:30and I'm standing here.
18:31I still can't believe I got the one ring I was missing.
18:33I guess magic does exist, huh, guys?
18:36So, where is it?
18:38Uh...
18:39It's really close.
18:40Like, just a few feet from here.
18:41Um, why are you all standing by the bathroom?
18:45We think Jason Momoa might be in there.
18:47Oh, cool.
18:48Um, so, can I have my ring now, Tina?
18:51Well, I have some news that might be difficult to hear.
18:54Jason Momoa is not in there.
18:57Our handyman Teddy is in there.
18:58At any second now, he's going to poop out the...
19:00Here you go, Jimmy Junior.
19:02Here's your finger thingy.
19:03Oh, thanks, Mrs. Belcher.
19:05Fah.
19:06Okay, bye.
19:07Good luck with whatever you're pooping out in there, I guess.
19:09Thanks so much.
19:11And I saved the day.
19:13Where the hell did you find it, Mom?
19:14It was pinned between the table next to the grill and the wall.
19:17I tripped and bumped into the table
19:18and it fell and rolled right out.
19:20You lucky I'm a klutz?
19:21Yep, you're Mr. Bean with boobs and we love you.
19:23Oh, my God. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
19:25You're off the hook, Teddy.
19:26You don't have to poop anymore, ever.
19:28Thank God. Pressure's off.
19:30Oh, wait.
19:31I think the launch sequence has begun
19:33and it cannot be disabled.
19:34Oh, okay, Teddy, okay.
19:36The rocket is rumbling.
19:37Okay, okay.
19:38T-minus five and counting here.
19:40We're stepping away.
19:41Back up, back up.
19:41Hey, everybody.
19:42Hey, Bob.
19:43Hey, Dad.
19:44So, guess who got stuck in an elevator at the mall with Hugo?
19:47Me.
19:47The mayor.
19:48Oh, you said it was you.
19:49Yep.
19:49Was it awful?
19:50Yeah, but then it was okay.
19:52It's a long story.
19:53Also, I'm keeping the blowtorch.
19:55I earned it.
19:55Can you skip to why you're holding soft pretzels?
19:57Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme.
19:58The food court people at the mall gave them to me
20:00as sort of an apology.
20:01They took one look at you and they were like,
20:03I'm sorry.
20:04There's ants all over them.
20:06Oh, dear.
20:06Let's just toss that bag in the dumpster.
20:09I can eat around them.
20:10Bob, you say you have pretzels?
20:11Can I have one?
20:12Just shove it out in the door.
20:14Who's the man with the cleanest hands
20:16in pounding openers of the can?
20:18It's Hugo.
20:19Hugo.
20:20Who's the guy with the eagle eye
20:22making sure people eating your food don't die?
20:24It's Hugo.
20:26Hugo.
20:27Customer protector.
20:28He's a hero health inspector.
20:30Public safety, his garden.
20:33And he's a little lactose man.
20:35There goes you.
20:38Oh, yeah.
20:41There goes you.
20:43There goes you.
20:44There goes you.
20:45There goes you.
20:45There goes you.
20:46There goes you.
20:47There goes you.
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