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Hacks Season 5 Episode 8
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00:00Then I rise from the coffin into the air,
00:03decked out in a custom Schiaparelli ball gag and straight jacket.
00:08What do you think? Because I'm gagged?
00:10Wow, wow, wow. Lots of bells and whistles, huh?
00:13Oh, hi, Amanda. If it's my safety you're worried about, please, don't be.
00:17We're in talks with Pink's aerial team.
00:19Oh, no, no, it's not your safety I'm worried about.
00:22We need an audience. We need butts in seats.
00:24Of course, of course.
00:24So we need to schedule your press conference
00:26so you can announce your on-sale date for your tickets.
00:29I can't do that.
00:31You busy?
00:32No, no, I'm not allowed to perform or appear publicly until the day of the show.
00:36Well, no, everybody does something to announce their on-sale date.
00:39Billy Joel drove his boat all the way around Manhattan.
00:43Wow.
00:43Yep. Turns out you can get pulled over in the sea.
00:46Well, don't worry.
00:47Me and my team will come up with something out of the box.
00:50Believe me, we are total, total professionals.
00:52Hi, Michael.
00:54I love your necklace. It's really cute.
00:56I'm just testing out the gear from my girl here.
00:59Fits like a glove.
01:01Oh, will you unbuckle me?
01:02I gotta pee.
01:03And poop.
01:07Hurry.
01:08Wow.
01:09Damien?
01:10Yeah.
01:10It's actually a lot of coming.
01:19Oh, this is so sad.
01:21It's like the time my nanny moved out of our house for good.
01:24Remember my high school graduation?
01:25I don't like this either, okay?
01:26I love this office.
01:27We just can't afford it anymore.
01:29Honestly, boss, I don't think getting rid of this face is even going to cut it.
01:32We're so in the red right now, our bottom line looks like the soles of one of those Louboutins.
01:38It's Louboutin, but let me see.
01:42Where are all of our lassie fees?
01:44Garnished.
01:44Restitution for the victims.
01:46Motherfucker, that dog.
01:47I hope it's dead.
01:49I'm sorry, but it costs us a ton of money.
01:51It's bitten many people, including me.
01:52I have a scar.
01:53You know, short shorts are in for men right now, and I can't even wear them.
01:56Never mind the shorts.
01:57Look at these expenditures, Jimmy.
01:595K a month for a pickleball membership for what?
02:02Bum knees and hip replacements with a bunch of geriatrics?
02:06Not worth the dink.
02:07Kids, if we don't tighten our belts, I don't think we're going to survive to Q4.
02:11That's where we're at right now.
02:12Okay.
02:12We only joined for FaceTime with Winnie Landell.
02:14I'm going to cancel that membership, okay?
02:16Good.
02:16Least we can do.
02:19Can you do it?
02:21You put the big flap down first.
02:23Put one big flap down, one big flap up.
02:26Small flap down, big flap down.
02:28Scoot it in.
02:29Scooch it in.
02:30Yeah.
02:31Perfect.
02:32The other way.
02:34Yes, yes.
02:35Okay.
02:37Okay.
02:38The movers will get the rest of this crap tomorrow.
02:46I guess this is it.
02:47Mm-hmm.
03:13Hi.
03:14I need to cancel my membership.
03:16Last name is Lussac.
03:17Oh, okay.
03:18For the Schaefer Lussac account?
03:20Yes.
03:20Would you and your wife both like to cancel?
03:23She is not my wife, and yeah, we both need to cancel.
03:26Well, we'll just need three endorsements from members in good standing to cancel.
03:31You need me to get an endorsement to cancel?
03:33Yes.
03:33And a notarized signature from you and your wife.
03:36Jimmy!
03:38Oh, my God.
03:39Adele, hi.
03:40Oh, my God.
03:42Oh, my God.
03:43It is so kismet I'm running into you.
03:45I was just thinking about Gene's stand-up.
03:47That bit he did about how every member of Fleetwood Mac was always dressed for different weather.
03:51So good.
03:51And he always said if he hadn't been managed by your dad, he would have been bagging groceries.
03:57Well, it's so nice to hear his voice now in those Arby's ads.
04:00You hear his voice, too?
04:03No.
04:03Well, yes, in those commercials.
04:05His voice is in those Arby's ads.
04:07You have to tell them.
04:08Who?
04:08My kids.
04:10You have to tell them that you hear Gene's voice, too.
04:13That I am not crazy and that I can't live in my own home.
04:17Oh, Adele, I just...
04:19Honey, Jimmy Lusack hears Daddy's voice, too.
04:22Oh, hi, Laura.
04:24Mr. Lusack.
04:25Could you hold on for one second?
04:26I'll be right back.
04:27I might need an endorsement.
04:28Yes?
04:29Big old update for you.
04:30Great.
04:31The passport we have on file expires within six months, so you'll have to renew that first.
04:38I have to renew my federal passport before I can cancel a pickleball club membership?
04:42Mm-hmm.
04:42And your wife's.
04:43She's not my wife, okay?
04:45I'm sorry.
04:46I've got to go save someone from a home.
04:48Excuse me.
04:49Here.
04:50Sorry.
04:50Yeah.
04:50Hey, Laura.
04:51It's Jimmy.
04:51Yes.
04:52No, no, no, no.
04:53My dad used to represent your dad.
04:58Hi.
04:59I'm comedy icon Debra Vance, and here's the 411.
05:03This huge corporation tried to cramp my style, but I said, as if.
05:07So now, I'm doing a show at Madison Square Garden.
05:10So get your tickets today.
05:11It's going to be all that and a bag of chips.
05:14And if you don't want to come, honey, talk to the hand, because the bass ain't listening.
05:18Okay, okay, okay, okay, cut, cut, cut, cut.
05:21What?
05:22What was that?
05:23What was that?
05:23All that and a bag of chips?
05:24That's not in here.
05:25I made a few changes because some of this dialogue I would never say.
05:29Well, I am Debra Vance, and I would say that what I would never say is talk to the hand.
05:34Uh, well, we're different Debras.
05:39Excuse me?
05:40I'm 90s Debra, your current day Debra.
05:42I wouldn't even know how to begin to be a contemporary Debra.
05:45I'd have to get a new breastplate, rethink my padding, tits to taint.
05:48Okay.
05:49Um, okay.
05:50I just need you to say these words so that people will go to my website and buy tickets to
05:56my show.
05:57What the fuck is a website?
05:58Clinton's in office.
05:59Lady, what the fuck are you talking about?
06:00You've lost me.
06:01Well, I don't care if I've lost you, because you're supposed to be me!
06:06If I'm not you, then why am I on the Atkins diet?
06:10Okay, all right.
06:10We're gonna shoot this again.
06:12Scripted this time.
06:14Someone needs to gather her before I do.
06:18What did you say?
06:20Nothing.
06:22Crusty old cunt.
06:24No, no, no!
06:25Hey, you're gonna hit a woman?
06:26If it's the night, it's the night!
06:28It's the night!
06:28It's the night!
06:29No!
06:29Debra, no!
06:30I do not endorse Debra!
06:32Debra, fire!
06:33You are fired!
06:34Fired?
06:35I quit!
06:36At last I heard your gag, bitch, so good luck announcing your show without me!
06:40Oh, Debra!
06:41Come on!
06:42Hey!
06:43I'm gonna sue your ass!
06:44Damien!
06:44I'll get darling Cochran on you!
06:46Damien, get her out of here!
06:47Go away!
06:50Chill.
06:52That was never gonna be bold enough anyway.
06:54I have to do something myself.
06:56Okay, well, if you can't perform live, we'll figure something else.
06:58Call the amazing Steven.
06:59What?
07:00The magician?
07:01No!
07:02Not anymore magic!
07:07Oh, my God!
07:08Good morning, Jay.
07:09Why are you here so early?
07:11Why are you here so early?
07:12That's not very Mikasa Tsukasa of you.
07:15Um, I never said this was Tsukasa, and I'm only asking because you usually get to the office
07:19at 11.30.
07:21Also, your snacks suck ass.
07:23Wet chicken and old stinky eggs.
07:24Those aren't snacks.
07:25Those are my meals for the week.
07:27That's labeled Tuesday dinner.
07:28Okay, I'm sorry.
07:29Okay, I'm trying here.
07:31These are the risks of working from home.
07:32It's a beautiful day.
07:34Oh, good morning.
07:34You're here too.
07:35Yeah, and, uh, I got bad news.
07:38No, what is this?
07:40It's for you.
07:41Come on.
07:42I can't handle this.
07:46Oh, my God.
07:48We are being sued by your dad.
07:49What?
07:50For $30 million in loss of commissions for tampering with Bruno Fox?
07:55All we do is offer him a residency.
07:57It's not our fault that he was guilty of vehicular manslaughter.
07:59We've got a closure for the family.
08:01This is insane.
08:02Oh, my God.
08:04He's claiming emotional distress.
08:06My daddy doesn't have emotions.
08:08Not good, boss.
08:09My Uncle Morty faced an emotional distress charge when he botched a bris.
08:14Oh, my God.
08:14I'm going to pass out.
08:15All right, this has gone too far.
08:16We need to go and reason with your father right now.
08:18Oh, you've got to hurry if you're going to make Deborah's stunt.
08:20Yeah, come on.
08:20I'll drive.
08:21We can stop at home and I'll get my cattle prod.
08:23Why do you have a cattle prod?
08:25For foreplay, Jimmy.
08:26Come on.
08:27You're going to eat those eggs?
08:28No, those are my eggs.
08:29Also, you're not eating them in the car.
08:37Well, there it is.
08:38The cue.
08:39Oh, Damien, I need a little touch-up.
08:41What'd you like?
08:42Oh, the long comb.
08:43Are you sure about this?
08:44I'm sorry, it just doesn't seem safe.
08:45What choice do I have?
08:46I can't perform.
08:48But the amazing Stephen.
08:50Can pick me out of the audience as a volunteer.
08:53You know, it's not, uh, it's not some run-of-the-mill saw me in a hat trick.
08:59I mean, it's, it's the cube.
09:01Are you sure you're going to be okay in there?
09:02You get claustrophobic at condos.
09:04I'll be fine.
09:05I mean, they're going to just hoist me up, you know.
09:08I'll be there for an hour, an hour for my hour, and then I'll disappear and I'll reappear
09:12at the Bellagio fountain.
09:13Mm-hmm.
09:15How's that going to work?
09:16How are you going to disappear?
09:17When he's ready, Stephen will activate a hidden electrical panel in the cube that makes
09:22it look empty.
09:23Then a pre-recorded hologram of May looking fabulous will appear at the Bellagio fountain.
09:28Mm.
09:28Et voila!
09:29I've magically transported.
09:31I'm sorry, I just don't get how this is going to help you sell tickets.
09:33Because my hologram's going to be wearing a t-shirt that says MSG 911.
09:36Tickets are on sale now.
09:38And then there's a QR code below that where people can buy tickets as soon as the link
09:41goes live at midnight.
09:42Did someone say sorcerer?
09:44Oh, Stephen.
09:45No, no, no.
09:46Deb, how are you?
09:47You good?
09:48Been busy?
09:49Are you ready to transcend the physical laws of this universe in the 2018 Merlin Award-winning
09:53death-defying spectacle known only as the cube?
09:57I've never been more ready.
09:58Deb, this stunt is going to be fucking mental.
10:02Okay, please.
10:03I've had enough magic, okay?
10:05Oh, okay, non-believer, my favorite.
10:08Pick a card, wrangler.
10:11Pick one.
10:12There we go.
10:12You know, we don't have to do this, okay?
10:14Okay, fine.
10:14I recently had a very, very toxic experience with a magician who I was trying to push further
10:18into sex work, so please.
10:20All right, we don't have to do it.
10:22Oh!
10:23What?
10:24Where did you...
10:24Hey, what?
10:25Where did that...
10:26Where did you put that?
10:27What did you do?
10:29Where did that go?
10:30Was that a hologram?
10:31No.
10:33Two?
10:34Oh, my God.
10:35It's amazing.
10:35It's incredible.
10:36I love it.
10:36It's the best.
10:37It's crazy.
10:38Magic is real.
10:39Did he put it in his sleeve?
10:42The 4-0-5 at 5 o'clock?
10:44No, no, I'll take the chopper.
10:45Excuse us.
10:46We'll be in and out.
10:46Emotional distress, Daddy.
10:48Really?
10:48I mean, come on, Michael.
10:49Are you serious about this?
10:50When Bluto went to jail, I couldn't sleep for a week.
10:53Bluto?
10:54Yeah.
10:54The client's name is Bruno.
10:56All right, there.
10:56There, you see how messed up I am.
10:58Come on.
10:59You have all these in-house fancy lawyers.
11:01We just have Corbin...
11:03Bernson.
11:04Bernson from L.A. Law.
11:05He and my mom dated briefly, and he remembers a lot of law stuff from the Scrobes.
11:08Wow.
11:09We have who we have.
11:11Whatever, doesn't we?
11:11We have who we have.
11:12Look, I know you hate me, and I get it, and that's fine.
11:15But this is going to destroy Kayla.
11:17Is that what you really want?
11:17No, it isn't.
11:19Which is why I have an offer for you.
11:22Okay, great.
11:23Whatever.
11:23What is it?
11:24If you allow Latitude to absorb Schaefer and Lussock, I'll drop the lawsuit.
11:29Hell no!
11:29Why would you even want to do that?
11:31I told you when I cut Kayla off.
11:33You're sullying the Schaefer family name, and I'm sick of it.
11:36You're blacklisted all over town.
11:37You work out of a hovel on the east side.
11:39You're a joke.
11:41A joke that I don't find funny.
11:45So, I suggest you take my offer,
11:47because it's the best you're going to get.
11:49Uh, yeah, you have a brain worm, honey.
11:51Because we're not doing that.
11:52Not after all the blood, sweat, and tears I put into that company.
11:54Wait, we'll think about it.
11:56What?
11:57Well, consider it.
11:58Well, you better do your considering in a hurry,
12:00because there's a clock on this offer.
12:02It's 24 hours.
12:04Starting now.
12:06Okay, we'll be in touch.
12:0824.
12:09Okay.
12:23Ladies and gentlemen, kings and queens,
12:26I'll be ready for some magic.
12:27Yes!
12:30Yes!
12:30Before you is a cube.
12:31A cube that will be suspended 100 feet above the Las Vegas Strip.
12:36And in it, a volunteer who will be magically transported
12:39to the Bellagio Fountain.
12:41So, who here is brave enough to make history?
12:47Oh, you with the blonde up-do.
12:50Yeah, come forward.
12:52Oh, oh!
12:55It's Vegas's own Deborah.
12:56Man, how fortuitous!
12:59Let's ride!
13:01Let's ride!
13:02Let's ride!
13:04Let's ride!
13:06Let's ride!
13:07Let's ride!
13:08Let's ride!
13:09Let's ride!
13:09Let's ride!
13:20Deborah is now 100 feet above the Vegas Strip,
13:24and what's going to happen while she's up there
13:25is going to be amazing.
13:37Uh, no, that's, uh, that's not part of the illusion.
13:41It's another blackout!
13:45What the?
13:50Um.
13:51Oh, shit.
13:53Shit.
13:54Hey.
13:56What the hell?
13:57What just happened?
13:58I don't know.
14:00It looks like the power's gone out in the whole city except for hotels with generators.
14:04And glass cubes?
14:06No.
14:08Um, well, maybe you should lower me then.
14:12Well, we can't because the cranes are electric, so we would need power to bring you down.
14:17You've got to get me down.
14:19No, we can't, Deb.
14:21I'm stuck up here until the power comes back.
14:25Correct.
14:27This is not amazing, Steven.
14:29Don't say that!
14:32There is no way, okay?
14:35I know we don't have a lawyer in a pinstripe suit or, you know, a profitable business.
14:39So what?
14:40Who cares?
14:41We will take out a loan on your house.
14:43Sell your sperm.
14:45Rest ever for money.
14:46Well, no way are we asking a client for a loan.
14:49We can't stay afloat on our commissions.
14:51We don't deserve to be in business.
14:54Shit.
14:55We are running out of battery.
14:56Wait, what?
14:57Fuck!
14:57Are you kidding me?
14:58How?
14:59I didn't charge the car.
15:01Okay, there.
15:02I cannot keep up with all the rules of this horrible machine.
15:05It's an electric car.
15:06There's only one rule.
15:06Plug it in at night.
15:07Didn't you see, like, a warning light or a beep?
15:09I'm driving, Jimmy.
15:10Please.
15:11I know you're driving.
15:11I can't look at every gadget and button in the car.
15:14It's...
15:15Oh, my God.
15:15You are losing your voice from yelling at me.
15:17Kayla, we are an hour from Vegas, and Debra's already up in the cube.
15:21I missed my diesel Porsche.
15:23Oh, my God.
15:25Hey, gorgeous girl.
15:27I got into the fire department.
15:28Oh, thank God.
15:30Unfortunately, they don't have a ladder that can reach you.
15:33And even if they did, they're busy with other emergencies because of the adage.
15:36Since you're not injured, they said you're not a priority, which I think is unfair.
15:40I'm a celebrity.
15:42If I'm not a priority, who is?
15:44Nations topple when we lose respect for our icons.
15:46True.
15:47Let me see if I can work my magic.
15:50Stop.
15:50Sorry.
15:51I'm going to hand the walkie-talkie to your girlfriend here.
15:54Hey, just sit tight.
15:55It'll be okay.
15:56Look, Ava, Ava, I've got to get out of here.
15:58My makeup is melting.
15:59I look insane.
16:00Okay, well, you know, Pamela Anderson doesn't even wear makeup.
16:02Do not mention Pamela Anderson anymore.
16:05I am trying to beat crash-out allegations.
16:07I do not need to look like a freak show dangling 150 feet above the strip.
16:11Okay, okay, don't worry.
16:12Okay, the crowd is dispersing.
16:13Everybody's focused on their own emergencies.
16:15Okay, just stay calm.
16:16Chill.
16:17Go to your happy place.
16:18Neiman Marcus.
16:1990% off.
16:20Okay, okay.
16:21Excuse me, doll.
16:23Great news, Deb.
16:24I have a mate who's part of Cirque du Soleil.
16:27And they have one of those big bouncy trampolines.
16:29You know, the handheld ones?
16:31You could land on that if you're willing to jump.
16:34You would have to sign a pretty massive waiver.
16:37Thoughts?
16:40Yeah, okay.
16:42She's not a jumper.
16:43That's fair.
16:47You're looking skinny, though, up there.
16:49Skinny bitch.
17:09Come in, Ava.
17:11Go for Ava.
17:13I have two things to say.
17:16One, if I ever get out of here, we need to take a vacation.
17:21Okay, like, do you mean like last time you said let's take a vacation and then we did nine shows
17:25a week at a Singapore casino?
17:27No.
17:29A real vacation.
17:32Okay.
17:34I'd love to.
17:36And what's two?
17:39I have to pee.
17:40Oh, shit.
17:41Okay.
17:41Well, the cube looks like it's at a slight angle.
17:43You could go in the corner and let Miss Gravity do her thing.
17:45Oh, my God.
17:47Totally a bad idea.
17:49Um...
17:49What about your shoes?
17:51Absolutely not.
17:52I'm not going to urinate in my shoes.
17:55Got a better idea?
17:57Yeah.
18:00This has to be the stupidest thing I've ever done.
18:03And I went on a date with Saddam Hussein.
18:05You told me you said no.
18:07Well, I lied.
18:08It was the 80s.
18:08He was good then.
18:11You loved him.
18:12He was bisexual.
18:14Hmm.
18:15I think this is karma.
18:16You know, for all those baby Jessica Wells jokes.
18:20Uh, no, it's not karma.
18:21I would say it's probably climate change.
18:23You know that thing I've been banging on about?
18:25Blackouts are going to happen more and more.
18:28Why do I do this to myself?
18:31Um, because you told the world and Amanda Weinberg that you were going to sell out MSG, so you needed
18:36eyeballs?
18:37Yeah.
18:38I could have just, you know, posted a screenshot of a notes app or a photo or made the Katja
18:44video work.
18:46Something less insane than this.
18:48Well, you needed to break through and grab attention and they put a muzzle on you, so you did what
18:52you had to do.
18:54You know, I think you do your best work when you're backed up against the law.
18:57Oh.
18:58Cute.
19:01How ironic.
19:05I've been trying to make my obituary less embarrassing.
19:09Now it'll probably say, Deborah Vance died next to a shoe full of her own piss.
19:16At least it's a funnier one.
19:25I've been trying so hard to not seem crazy.
19:31Now I seem extra crazy.
19:34Deborah, you don't seem crazy.
19:36You are crazy.
19:37Hey!
19:38You got in a glass box and you're hanging from the sky above the Las Vegas strip to promote a
19:42comedy show.
19:44You're crazy for your work and you will do anything for it.
19:47And that is fucking cool.
19:49So fuck it if anyone sees you.
19:52Also, no one's paying attention.
19:56For the most part.
19:57There's a lot of other stuff going on.
20:00And blackouts don't last long.
20:01You're not in that much danger.
20:07But what if people thought I was?
20:10What?
20:11Okay.
20:12Get Damien.
20:13Get my phone.
20:14Call Danny on Channel 6 and get Mayor Joe.
20:17Oh, okay.
20:18Now!
20:19Damien!
20:27Are you pushing?
20:28I am pushing.
20:33I need a break.
20:34I'm sorry.
20:34Okay, okay.
20:36Take a break.
20:46I can't do it.
20:48I can't give in to my dad.
20:50Do you think I want to go back to Latitude?
20:53A place where if I come in early they call me a loser?
20:56And if I come in late they say I was jerking it?
20:58No, I don't.
20:59So why the heck are we doing it?
21:01For our clients.
21:03I mean, do you want to fight this thing because you think it's the right thing?
21:07Do you think it's the right thing to do or for your ego?
21:08Ego!
21:09Okay.
21:10Well, look, we don't have the funds to fight it.
21:14And even if we did, it's not the right thing for the talent.
21:18We're blacklisted.
21:19We can't get new business.
21:21If we go back, at least we'll be protected by the Latitude name.
21:25And more importantly, our clients will be protected.
21:29But then, but then Latitude gets to be the winners.
21:37And my dad gets to keep us under his big thumb.
21:40It's not fair.
21:44He's been doing this to me my whole life.
21:46And now he's doing it to my best friend.
21:49You do so much for Debra.
21:52He's not going to get any credit.
21:53He's going to get all the credit.
21:55Is it really worth it?
22:00You know, when I was a kid, I loved TV and movies.
22:05It's all I wanted to do, but I'm just not creative like that.
22:09My talent is helping talent.
22:12When they win, I feel like I've won.
22:14But the only way that we can do that now is if we go with Latitude.
22:24Okay.
22:27Are you sure?
22:30Yeah.
22:33I'm sorry, Shay, for this act didn't work out.
22:36But it was really fun while it lasted.
22:42Do you want to know why I got into the business?
22:44Why?
22:46Dang it, I love you.
22:48Thanks.
22:51I love you.
22:52I love you, too.
22:56All right, let's go together.
22:57We're going to get this car to the charging station.
23:04Also, my hammies are really sore.
23:05I'm going to need you to rub out my ass later.
23:07Okay.
23:10Debra, here we go!
23:14Breaking news, disgraced comedian Debra Vance is trapped.
23:18Breaking tonight, former late-night host Debra Vance is trapped.
23:20Sources on the ground tell us there's no way to get her down.
23:23We're closely here at CNN, and we'll keep you updated with the latest.
23:25Citizens of Las Vegas, it brings me no pleasure to announce that my very dear friend, Debra Vance,
23:31is hanging precariously above the strip with seemingly no way out.
23:35I've reached out to the fire department and the police department.
23:38I reached out to my strong friends at Thunder Down Under to see if they could catch her,
23:42but they left me on read.
23:45It's a time-sensitive situation that we are in right now.
23:47If the power doesn't return by morning, and then that scorching Vegas sun rises on that glass cube,
23:55Debra's going to be fried like an egg in less than 30 minutes.
23:57She's going to be burned alive.
24:01But I want everyone to rest easy, because if that were to happen, or if she should fall,
24:07I am prepared to shoot while she's in the air, before she hits the ground.
24:11She's not going to be suffering in a vegetative state for months and months.
24:14She's going to be dead before impact.
24:19Because I love her.
24:21And I love you.
24:22God bless, and God bless America.
24:24Your microphone smells weird.
24:27Oh, look at her.
24:29She's looking faint and frail.
24:31Ladies and gentlemen, this might be another woman dead on the Vegas strip.
24:54Oh, she's announcing tickets for her new show.
24:57Good idea.
24:59Good idea.
25:00Good idea.
25:02Good idea.
25:03Good idea.
25:04Good idea.
25:07Good idea.
25:08Good idea.
25:09Good idea.
25:10Stay alive, y'all.
25:13Y'all is back.
25:14What is that about?
25:19Oh wow.
25:20Wow, would you look at that?
25:22She's still working to entertain you.
25:24She's always a consummate professional.
25:27Now, if she were going to live, I would definitely want to go see her at Madison Square Gardens.
25:31Am I right?
25:31Well, she's not. She's definitely gonna die.
25:36Wow! Boy, she's sexy, huh?
25:38Oh, you know what? I'm fairly certain.
25:40That's a traditional clown Mexican dance.
25:42A Mexican clown dance. I hope it didn't offend anybody.
25:45We love our Mexican community in Vegas.
25:50Hey, where are they?
25:51I'm so sorry.
25:52Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
25:54So sorry we're late and we missed all the action.
25:57I'm sorry we missed the action.
25:58Okay.
25:59Yeah, yeah.
26:00I mean, there was a minute there where she was doing the dougie
26:02and the cube was swinging back and forth.
26:04We thought she might plummet to the ground.
26:05They're big numbers online now.
26:06She's fine. You two cool?
26:09Yeah.
26:09Yeah.
26:09Oh, you are officially now a client of Latitude,
26:13as Schaefer and Lusack has been acquired by them.
26:15Well, are you still my manager?
26:17Yeah, of course.
26:19And I don't care.
26:22Debra! It's me, Kayla! You look great!
26:26She looks like shit.
26:27Kayla, what?
26:29She doesn't look great.
26:29No, she looks better.
26:30We've been through a lot.
26:31We need to push her car halfway here.
26:33What?
26:33And we still look good.
26:35Oh, yes!
26:37Yes!
26:38Yes!
26:40Yes!
26:41Yes!
26:42Get me down!
26:45Get her down!
26:46Get her down!
26:49Get her down!
26:49Get her down!
26:50Get her down!
26:50Get her down!
26:52Get her down!
26:52Get her down!
26:53Get her down!
26:5712x10 rated.
26:58That is perfect.
26:59She's got perfect blood pressure.
27:01It's the garden.
27:02Uh, okay.
27:05You look Debra.
27:06Well, open me up a big can of alphabet soup,
27:09because I need to eat my words.
27:11Debra Vance, you have sold out Madison Square Garden, sister.
27:15Oh, my God!
27:18I did? Already?
27:20Mm-hmm.
27:20In ten fucking minutes, baby.
27:23Looks like you're stopped work.
27:25I guess the only thing that sells besides sex
27:26is watching a multimillionaire almost die.
27:29Anyway, see you in New York City.
27:31Oh, my God!
27:33Thank you!
27:35Oh, my God!
27:37I don't know how I...
27:39Miss Vanley, I think you should have some electrolytes.
27:42Oh, honey, I know I'm off sugar.
27:44Deborah?
27:44What?
27:45I have to be bikini-ready for our vacation.
27:48Did you meant that?
27:49I did.
27:52I'll take it.
27:54Thanks.
27:55Congratulations, Deborah.
27:56Me, too.
27:57Oh, my God.
27:5825,000 seats!
28:00Now I'm scared.
28:01Ava?
28:02Oh!
28:03Are you all right?
28:03Honey?
28:05Oh, my God!
28:07Oh, my God!
28:08Oh, my God!
28:08Why did I do this?
28:10It's too hard!
28:12It's too hard!
28:14You ain't nothing but the devil!
28:17Oh, my God!
28:19You ain't nothing but the devil!
28:20Oh, my God!
28:21Oh, my God!
28:21Look at this place!
28:23So, Michael, I just want to make sure that our clients are taken care of, and that Kayla and Randy
28:27are set up for success here.
28:28Yeah, they'll be well taken care of, all of them.
28:31But you, I, um, I'm not so sure that we should put another white guy in a senior leadership position.
28:38You know, optics.
28:40I mean, do you understand?
28:41You love all that woke shit.
28:43I do.
28:44Um, but yeah, I'm easy.
28:46You can put me at any desk.
28:48Well, we weren't thinking exactly a desk for you.
28:53What were you thinking?
28:54I mean, you...
28:55You're gonna love this.
29:04Diet Dr. Pepper, Raymond Carver.
29:10Sitting in the bathtub while they're knocking.
29:14Okay.
29:17Got some mail.
29:19Here you go.
29:25Good morning.
29:26Hey there!
29:28Okay?
29:28You took the door off its hinges
29:35Dollars read in the witness
29:37I felt the pecan
29:42I ate it
29:44I felt the pecan
29:47I ate it
29:51Pecan leeches off white underwear
29:58Let back inscrutable stare
30:01I want to be impossible
30:07I want to be impossible
30:15Fried flirt to the bartender
30:21We met last year, here, remember
30:53She says I'm old
30:56It's a turn and light
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