00:00Which is different than our daily picks, which I don't know if it's Drab or Valdez.
00:04They've been posting our daily picks on Twitter, at Junk's Radio, if you want to give us a
00:10follow.
00:11Turns out that Mike Marr right now is the leader in the clubhouse.
00:14Thank God for Mike Marr.
00:15Meaning last place in terms of most likely to slather Rahm's back with suntan lotion.
00:21And those pictures Rahm posted yesterday, I think it was, shocking, shocking non-Rahm
00:28information that has happened through 2025, into 2026.
00:33I'm being sarcastic.
00:34You haven't been to his new house.
00:35I've seen pictures.
00:36A monster basement.
00:37He's got a full gym down there.
00:39Do you think he's used to?
00:40No, there's cobwebs in his gym.
00:42I mean, maybe his wife has used the gym.
00:44I don't know if he's used any of it.
00:46Actually, he may have used his table tennis table.
00:49I'm sure that he's used that.
00:51Because I think he bought a robot that'll shoot balls towards him.
00:55I mean, is he selling arms to people?
00:58Yeah, what is he doing?
00:59Where's the money coming from?
01:00I don't understand it.
01:02It just shows you he's an overpaid patent attorney.
01:05I think he's actually selling, like, stinger missiles to people.
01:08And we just don't know about it.
01:10All under the table.
01:11Anyway, you can follow online for our daily picks.
01:16Yeah.
01:17But this is our weekend parlay.
01:19Our fadable weekend parlay.
01:21And last week, you'd have hit big if you bet against us.
01:24Yes, you would have had a huge windfall.
01:26All right, spin the wheel.
01:28Let's get to it.
01:31All right.
01:31Why don't you start us off, Mr. Flamack?
01:34All right.
01:34I was looking at the baseball slate.
01:38And I don't know much about him, but he's got a 1.88 ERA.
01:43Fellow Italian, I'm going to bet on Spencer Arrighetti and the Houston Astros to get a win against the Texas
01:50Rangers.
01:51Arrighetti's 4-1 this year with a 1.88 ERA, 30 strikeouts.
01:56I'm going to ride a hot pitcher.
01:58Spencer doesn't strike me as a very Italian first name.
02:01His first name should be, like, Dario.
02:04Or, you know, Mario, not Spencer.
02:07But, hey, what are you going to say?
02:08The last name is definitely Italian sounding.
02:11I'll give you that.
02:13He's probably born here.
02:14All right, so you're in.
02:15I'm in.
02:15All right, Arrighetti, 1.88 against the Texas Rangers, winner.
02:21All right, Mr. Pickle.
02:29Everything's got to be fadeable, right?
02:31So you're really limiting what I can do.
02:33You're limiting my creativity.
02:35You're being stifled.
02:36You're being, yes.
02:37So I hate to do it, but I will take the Orioles minus 144 over the Nats today.
02:44Zach Littell's pitching.
02:46I like Zach.
02:47He's good on the show.
02:48His ERA's a billion.
02:50It's just, you know.
02:51But we get, like, three hits yesterday.
02:53You'd think they'd bounce back, but I'll take the O's minus 144.
02:57By the way, weird, weird quirk.
02:59Over the last two seasons, I'm sure you guys saw this stat,
03:02when the Nats have had a chance to get to 500,
03:05they're 0-15 in those situations.
03:08Yeah.
03:09They can't get back to 500, no matter what.
03:11Yeah, I think they're pretty solid.
03:13But part of me thinks they'll bounce back.
03:16But, I mean, Littell has a hard time getting out of third and fourth inning.
03:19Should have maybe just taken the over,
03:20because the Orioles have a guy on the mound who's got an ERA five and a half.
03:24Shane Baz.
03:26Yeah, the Orioles pitching isn't good either.
03:28All right, I'll do that.
03:29I'll do that.
03:30I'll take your advice.
03:30Are you doing that?
03:31I'll do that.
03:31I'll do that.
03:32Don't blame me if it doesn't hit.
03:33I'm just saying.
03:34I'm not blaming you, because I considered that, too.
03:35All right, the over's in.
03:37What's the total?
03:38Nine.
03:38Nine, all right.
03:39Nine, you know, we only got one run yesterday, so you figure we bounce back.
03:43I'll do that.
03:43That way I don't have to root against them.
03:46All right, I'll actually go.
03:48Let's go to Cakes.
03:50I am going to the Frozen Pond.
03:52I am taking the Avalanche on the puck line, laying a puck and a half against the Golden Knights.
03:58I'm getting it at a plus 120 number.
04:00They've covered that spread in five of their nine playoff games.
04:04So, I have a slight numerical advantage there, and I'll take it.
04:08Five out of nines.
04:10I mean, it's a slight edge.
04:12I mean, it's not the greatest edge, but I'll take any edge I can get.
04:15Colorado minus one and a half.
04:16Yes.
04:17That's it.
04:17All right, you're in.
04:19I wanted to make this pick a couple days ago when we were doing our Valdez play.
04:28Hold on, hold on.
04:30Amara's saying that Cakes picked a game that's not for a week from now.
04:33Yeah, that game's not until Wednesday, because the Golden Knights just wrapped it up last night.
04:37That's true.
04:37You know what?
04:38I'm going to have to pivot.
04:40All right.
04:41So, take your time.
04:44Salty.
04:45Going to the W Nibba, the Las Vegas Aces are playing the Connecticut Sun again.
04:50They just beat them by 30 a couple nights ago.
04:53They're playing them again in Connecticut.
04:55Revenge factor?
04:57No.
04:58I'm taking revenge factor because I didn't take them?
05:01No, maybe Connecticut bounces back.
05:03How about taking an 0-3 team and gets blown up by 23 a game?
05:06No chance.
05:07I'm taking the Vegas Aces to lay 15 to destroy Connecticut again.
05:11And Asia Wilson.
05:13Asia Wilson goes off for 27 tonight.
05:17All right.
05:17There you go.
05:18I love it.
05:19So, there's your WNBA play.
05:23The sole WNBA play.
05:25Oh, I know.
05:25There's nobody else.
05:27All right.
05:27Behind the glass.
05:28Who wants to go?
05:30Mr. Cahill.
05:32This isn't fadable, but I get size for this.
05:36Wemben Yama for a triple-double is 65 to 1.
05:40And you can put it into a parlay?
05:42You can put it in?
05:43Yeah.
05:44But I don't know if you...
05:46You can't fade it.
05:47I mean, you might not have 11 blocks.
05:49I know.
05:50Plus, he said Mr. Cahill, I believe.
05:53I was fired up.
05:54Drab wasn't ready.
05:55So, I jumped in.
05:58So, we got to nix that?
05:59Yes.
06:01Based on the rules, I guess.
06:02All right.
06:03I don't know why.
06:05I guess I root for James Harden because I want him to change his playoff narrative.
06:10So, let's go over 19 and a half points.
06:13But I'm going to be bitter when Wemben Yama has a trip dub and I can't have it for 65
06:18to 1.
06:19You just can't have nice things.
06:20You can do it for the rubbing Rahm's belly.
06:24You can do it for that.
06:26I have a golf lock.
06:27Oh, you do?
06:27Okay.
06:29All right.
06:29All right.
06:30So, now we'll go to Mike Moore, a.k.a. Mike Marr.
06:33I just got to have to click on the UFC tab.
06:36Oh, you can't pick a UFC guy, can you?
06:38Well, UFC actually has a little competition this weekend.
06:41There's a new organization, Jake Paul's new MMA organization.
06:44I don't care.
06:44If Jake Paul's involved, I couldn't care less.
06:46He's not fighting, but it's on Netflix tomorrow.
06:49He's got a hottie fighting.
06:50Yeah.
06:50Gina Grano.
06:51I couldn't care less.
06:52Oh, she's a fox.
06:53You should get hit.
06:53A fox.
06:54I like your bring it back, Fox.
06:56A fox missile, all of the above.
06:58But the co-main event of that card on Netflix tomorrow is Mike Perry against Nate Diaz.
07:04Both these guys haven't fought in MMA in over four years, but Mike Perry's been active and
07:08he's undefeated in bare knuckle boxing.
07:10So give me Mike Perry money line over Nate Diaz in the co-main event tomorrow.
07:16And everyone has Netflix.
07:17Honestly, you should watch that.
07:18Where would I find this offering?
07:20It's in the MMA category.
07:22Okay.
07:23And then it's under MVP.
07:24MVP.
07:25Okay.
07:25Like, I'm supposed to know that?
07:27I mean...
07:28All right.
07:29I'm searching.
07:30Jake Paul MVP Productions Cakes.
07:32All right.
07:32Let's see.
07:32Everybody knows that.
07:33What's the guy's name again?
07:35Mike Perry.
07:35Mike Perry.
07:36We're taking him at minus 220.
07:37All right.
07:38You're in.
07:39All right.
07:40So, is that it?
07:41Oh, no.
07:42Mr. Cahill.
07:43Sorry.
07:43And I have to re-pick.
07:45Oh, that's right.
07:45Because I picked a game that was happening in 2028.
07:49All right.
07:50Pistons blew a nine-point lead in the final three minutes in game five.
07:54They're on the road.
07:55The Cleveland, who I don't think is lost at home in the playoffs, game six, must win.
07:59But the Pistons' back has been against the wall before in the previous series.
08:03I think Duncan Robinson, he's practicing.
08:06They can't win without him.
08:07That sounds weird.
08:08But they need shooters.
08:10I'm going to take the Pistons to win on the road, plus 142 tonight in Cleveland.
08:15I just think that this has seven-game series written all over it.
08:18And they're going to be resilient.
08:22All right, Cakesy.
08:23All right.
08:24So, we're going to have seven picks?
08:27Yes.
08:27All right.
08:28Which one am I missing?
08:29Aces?
08:29No, no.
08:31I have my pick in here.
08:32Who am I missing?
08:32I've got the Aces.
08:33I've got the Astros.
08:35I've got the Pistons.
08:35I've got over nine runs in the Orioles game.
08:38I've got Mike Perry.
08:40Yep.
08:40Who am I missing?
08:41Bickle.
08:41I mean, Valdez.
08:43James Harden.
08:43James Harden over 19 and a half points.
08:45I completely spaced on that.
08:47Yeah, you weren't listening.
08:48James Harden.
08:49You were looking for your next play.
08:50I was looking for my next play.
08:52I need player points over on Harden.
08:55Over 19 and a half on Harden.
08:57Oh, is that like an alt?
08:59It's probably in the alt section, yes.
09:01I mean, I've got over 15.
09:02I've got 15 plus points or I've got 20 plus points.
09:06Am I looking in the wrong place?
09:08I don't know where he's looking.
09:10Go with the 20 plus points.
09:11You click on popular, and then we'll have an over-under on there.
09:15All right.
09:16Or player points.
09:16I'm on popular.
09:17Player points.
09:19Mm-hmm.
09:20I mean, looking for alternate total points?
09:24No, that's wrong.
09:25This is why you need to get everyone's plays during the commercial break.
09:28That's what I try to do.
09:29I always try to do that.
09:30Thank God I'm not doing this anymore.
09:32And people always are late with their picks.
09:34You wanted a triple-double, not fatable.
09:36Now I'm scrambling.
09:37You know what?
09:37We're going with 20 plus.
09:3820 plus points.
09:40Which is the same, by the way.
09:41At minus 106.
09:43Yeah.
09:44Isn't 20 plus the same as over 19 and a half?
09:46Yes.
09:47Yes, it is.
09:48All right.
09:48So we're locked in.
09:49I'm taking the over in the Buffalo-Montreal game six, I believe it is.
09:54I was wrong yesterday.
09:56I got to be right this time.
09:57Did they score nine goals?
09:59I think it was.
10:00All right.
10:00So let's recap here.
10:02We've got...
10:03Over what?
10:03What is it over?
10:04Five and a half?
10:05Over six and a half.
10:05Six and a half.
10:06They need to do some scoring.
10:07All right.
10:07We've got Pistons money line.
10:09Harden scored 20 plus points.
10:10The Vegas Aces laying 15 and a half against the Connecticut Sun.
10:14The Astros money line.
10:16We've got over nine and a half total runs in...
10:19Ooh, that one jumped by a half run.
10:20Over nine and a half runs in the O's Nats game.
10:24We've got over six and a half total goals in Sabres, Canadiens, and some dude named Mike
10:29Perry needs to beat Nate Diaz.
10:32$10 wins us $921.28.
10:36All right.
10:37Not bad.
10:38Not bad.
10:38We'll take it.
10:39Fade away, losers.
10:41Fade away.
10:42It's a fade-a-thon.
10:44They will.
10:44Do it.
10:45Coming up next, we're going to tackle the Commander's schedule.
10:48The schedule was released yesterday.
10:51We will make our first official predictions of the 2026 season next.
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