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[TOP MOVIE🔥] My Dad Is Poseidon
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00:12slow-ass sea slug your launch today beach
00:33slow-ass sea slug
01:00filthy scavengers when Lord Poseidon ruled the deep you sky rat swore never to
01:07breach the surface Poseidon fish food ages ago
01:38sire Zeus's people just breached your outer barrier
01:40I'm retired don't bring that crap to my door
01:48sire
02:04who the hell broke my new console I'm gonna go deal with that bastard sire
02:09you're finally stepping in
02:24go fight somewhere else don't block me from clearing my game
02:28my king even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots
02:54what did you do turn me back right now
03:01sire the entire abyssal realm awaits your command lead us against Olympus we
03:07beg you Zeus's brains probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years I'm retired I
03:12don't waste breath on crazy people
03:20screw power struggles rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live
03:37get your hands off me creep
03:39sorry I didn't mean to
03:45you
03:46wait pointy ears a dryage what's a forest nint's doing here
03:52what's a forest nint's doing here
03:53he's just a regular human total nerd
03:57damn it the aphrodisiants kicking in
04:09you're burning up down here way harder than I pictured
04:14I was drugged
04:15this whole thing is Dylan's sick setup
04:18if I don't mate someone before the timer runs out
04:21I die
04:21I really need this guy
04:28god damn
04:30you really know how to flip my switch
04:40I need more
04:41a lot more
04:48oh
04:50don't stop
04:51harder
04:53squeeze me tighter
04:54oh
05:01what the hell did you do to me last night
05:04oh
05:05hey
05:06I've put in a lot of work
05:08don't tell me you forgot
05:09Leora
05:10I know you're in there. Nowhere left to run.
05:14Damn it. He tracked me.
05:28Leora, you're my fiance. You belong with me. Come home.
05:33Get away, Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:47You slept with someone?
05:50Who screwed up my plan?
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:57Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:10You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:25Can't push too hard yet.
06:28I won't kill him.
06:31But you're coming with me, Loria.
06:34Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:43Forget today ever happened.
06:45Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:14What are you talking about?
07:21Hey, Pencil Neck, I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:24Either get the hell out of this water or kneel and call me daddy.
07:28Dylan who? Speak up, man. My ears are shot.
07:30Keep acting tough.
07:32Jax can stomp boulders to dust.
07:34Even Nereus' seafo give him a wide burn.
07:49You asked for this.
08:03You one-shotted pants top an orcer?
08:05Who the hell are you?
08:23It's too late, boss.
08:25Her heartbeats fading fast.
08:41Somebody help me!
08:55Give me a name, Liora.
08:57Who did this?
08:58I'm going to tear them apart.
09:02It was...
09:24Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
09:26You're my fiancé, my property.
09:28You filthy whore.
09:30Spread your legs for some stray dog!
09:35But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
09:43No! Let go!
09:47With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
09:59I got careless.
10:01Diving near a shipwreck.
10:03My fault.
10:04Shipwreck?
10:05Those cuts are surgical, Liora.
10:07Someone did this to you.
10:12You're just a regular guy.
10:14Stay out of it.
10:15Boss, soup's ready.
10:23If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily.
10:28She's all we have left.
10:30She's safe.
10:32Now drink.
10:35Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
10:43Jack, you...
10:46Ambrosia residue?
10:47Golden apple sap?
10:48I studied this in grad's time.
10:51Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
10:54Where the hell did you get this?
10:56More.
10:57Try it.
11:08These ingredients, where did you get them?
11:16It's my first time meeting Daddy.
11:19I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
11:44What a lively little snack.
11:47Gulp you down and my power doubles!
11:50Ha ha ha ha ha!
11:58I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
12:00You want more?
12:01I've got a ton of it laying around.
12:03This guy's luck is insane.
12:07A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
12:12Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
12:15You're safe here, Liria.
12:19We've got a kid together now.
12:22I'm not letting anything touch.
12:25You or Lily.
12:27Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
12:29Daddy!
12:30Help!
12:33Something's trying to eat me!
12:36Lily's in trouble!
12:43I...
12:44I'm not tasty.
12:46My mommy and daddy are super strong.
12:49Please don't eat me!
12:54Divine power runs through this girl.
12:57Devour you.
12:59And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
13:03Ha ha ha ha ha!
13:08Ha ha ha ha!
13:18Hoo!
13:19Ah ha ha!
13:20Ha ha!
13:22Rose!
13:23She's in trouble!
13:25finals!
13:29monster!
13:31This time she may just appel!
13:35you disgusting freak what do you think you're doing to my daughter mommy
13:42i've got you baby touch my kid again and i'll rip her head off your shoulders
13:50ha you ruined my meal
13:55wait the baby mama herself perfect
14:03two courses for the price of one
14:12you bitch
14:19jack take lily and run go
14:26run from the lucian hydro you pathetic little insects
14:38you posei that kid's his no wonder the power's so pure that's poseidon's bloodline if i stay i'm dead
14:55what the hell just happened it ran damn lioya your powers are badass you straight up scared the
15:03monster off me no way even at full strength i couldn't take that thing i'm still recovering
15:11wait maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
15:16whatever let's get home that thing might circle back
15:22about that monster
15:28failed at the perfect time
15:30figures
15:30he's just a regular guy after all
15:52he's just a regular guy after that
16:13My liege
16:15Have mercy
16:16I didn't know she was your daughter
16:17I swear it
16:18Please spare my life
16:20No problem
16:21Thank you my lord
16:22Thank you for your mercy
16:23Try to remember that in your next life
16:38Enjoying the show
16:49My king
16:50We had nothing to do with the Hydra
16:52We swear
16:52Listen to me
16:53If any of you take one step near my daughter again
16:57I will skin you alive
16:59Now
17:00Get the fuck out of my sight
17:02Yes
17:03Yes my liege
17:15My love
17:17Since you refused to tell me who did this to you
17:19I'll just have to dig up the truth myself
17:30That wild god pans always pulling power grabs
17:33But Poseidon
17:34Guy's long gone
17:36Probably fish food in some trench
17:38Right?
17:39Sea god myth
17:40Ancient history
17:41Wanna bet?
17:42There ain't no sea king anymore
17:55The world's the same as ever
17:57The dead are louder than the living
18:00Who the hell are you?
18:01You're in Hades territory, asshole
18:14Poseidon?
18:16Poseidon?
18:25Is Hades still breathing?
18:27If he is
18:28Tell him to get his ass out here
18:33Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
18:41I don't have time for this
18:43I'm not wasting it on you
18:44I need a background check
18:50You know who I am
18:52Hades is ace
18:53You crash my spot
18:55You die here
19:18Little fish
19:27Hades's staff
19:28One shot
19:30The sea king
19:31He's real
19:34Hades
19:35You hiding?
19:36Come out
19:37Or this whole place turns into driftwood
19:41One
19:42Two
19:47Thank the fates
19:48The boss is here
19:54Boss
19:55This bum
20:01You idiot
20:03Piss off the lord of the oceans
20:04And we all drown
20:05You're done
20:06Get out
20:07In front of Poseidon
20:09Your ants
20:10I'm saving your worthless heights
20:40My lord
20:42Every resource
20:42Every resource
20:43Every contact
20:43Now
20:44Tell them Poseidon's back
20:46Yes boss
20:53Poseidon's back
20:54Let's hope this time
20:55He doesn't flood the place
20:56Just to make a point
21:05Dylan wants the woman dead
21:07Kid comes with us alive
21:08She's still hurt
21:09Easy pickets
21:11Let's move
21:23We'll make a nice stew
21:25Surprise daddy for lunch
21:33A forest nymph
21:35A forest nymph
21:35Playing happy home mater
21:37Pathetic
21:40Who are you?
21:42Dylan's orders
21:44Come quietly
21:45To the stronghold
21:46Or I drag your corpse back
21:49Mommy
21:50Who's the ugly goat man?
21:53Hand over the kid
22:02Stay away from my daughter
22:03Don't you dare touch her
22:21Mommy
22:22You're bleeding
22:23This forest is locked down
22:25Surrender now
22:27I'll go with you
22:29On one condition
22:30Let my daughter go
22:32No mommy
22:34I'm not leaving you
22:45Kids mine
22:47You die
22:50You
22:52Poisoned me
22:55My poison fog
22:57The more you fight
22:58The faster it rots you
23:00From the inside
23:01Give up
23:03You've gone too far
23:04Even if I die today
23:06I'm not letting you win
23:10You're wounded
23:11You're wounded
23:12Poisoned
23:13Poisoned
23:14Done
23:15The kid's coming with me
23:19Don't touch her
23:20Come at me
23:21Feisty one
23:23Dylan wants you dead
23:25But first
23:26I'm gonna have some fun
23:34Such a pretty face
23:37All mine now
23:41Let my mommy go
23:43You bastard
23:50Lily
23:51Lily
23:52Run
23:53Get out of here
23:58Serve me well
23:59And I might let her run
24:01A little longer
24:08Lily
24:09Lily
24:16Daddy
24:22Your hands off her
24:31You touch my woman
24:32You're a dead man
24:39Jack
24:41What the hell just happened
24:45You okay babe
24:47So you're the boyfriend
24:48Too bad
24:50I'll snap every bone
24:51In your body
24:52With one hand
25:09Jack
25:09Keep Lily safe
25:11Long as I'm here
25:12You don't lose
25:13Shut up
25:14And go
25:14Now
25:27If I pull this vine
25:28The whole cliff
25:29Goes with us demon
25:32Run all you want
25:33My pack
25:34Tears you both apart
25:47No
25:48No
26:02No
26:24Daddy, don't leave Mommy.
26:27I don't want to lose her.
26:29Shh, Lily, don't cry.
26:31Daddy promises Mommy's going to be okay.
26:33We're going back for her right now.
26:41Hand over the kid.
26:42I'll make your death quick.
26:52Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
26:57Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
27:00Okay.
27:04You are the best.
27:13Some nobody dare stare me down?
27:16You're asking to die.
27:20You're not human.
27:22Who the hell are you?
27:23My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean.
27:26Disappear.
27:45Okay, Lily.
27:47Lily, you can turn around now.
27:52Daddy, what happened to the bad guy?
27:55He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
28:04Lily, stay right here inside this circle.
28:06Don't move.
28:07Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys.
28:10I'll be right back.
28:15Daddy, be careful.
28:18Don't worry, Lily.
28:20No one's ever beaten your dad.
28:28That poison's eating you alive, little nymph.
28:30How much longer you got?
28:32Let me have my fun first.
28:35So what?
28:37I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
28:50Damn, you take a hit well.
28:53Let's enjoy this body.
28:55Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
28:59For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
29:05No signal?
29:06You trying to hog the glory?
29:08More coming.
29:09Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.
29:11No choice.
29:12I'm taking them down with me.
29:14This the woman Dylan wants?
29:16Where the kid?
29:17Some guy took the brat.
29:20Useless.
29:21Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
29:27Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
29:33You all want to come at once?
29:35Then die together.
29:36Pick your graves.
29:49Why did you come back?
29:51Where's Lily?
29:55Lily's safe.
29:57Don't push yourself.
30:00So this is the woman's secret lover.
30:03Her taste is trash.
30:05Beg now.
30:06And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
30:10Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
30:12End it fast.
30:16You, in our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
30:19Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
30:23Just hold on a little longer.
30:25Jack means more to me than anything.
30:27I won't let him get hurt.
30:38You want my husband?
30:40Step over my corpse first!
30:43In a hurry to die?
30:45Fine!
30:46I'll oblige!
31:15You're half dead already!
31:17How the hell did you knock me back?
31:19The sea is sinking.
31:21Those are Poseidon's warriors.
31:24This can't be.
31:50Ancient Ekethra!
31:52The coastal legend monster?
31:54Why would she be here?
31:57Ha ha ha!
31:59Our boss has real backing!
32:00He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
32:03No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
32:07They're coming for us.
32:09We're finished.
32:10Don't worry, darling.
32:11Things might turn around.
32:12Lyra Vale has been captured.
32:15Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
32:20They're here for me!
32:22They're here for me!
32:22Jack, stay behind me!
32:24With me here, no one touches you.
32:26Stop saying that, Jack!
32:28Look around!
32:28We're surrounded!
32:29We could actually die here!
32:36My lords!
32:38Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
32:43You worthless creature!
32:46You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
32:56Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
33:02You shouldn't even tell us about the use for me!
33:08You shouldn't be the best unless we leave them when we leave them blood and choose the begging of my
33:08jails.
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