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00:00:02news when you want it
00:00:05these are the places where there's news
00:00:08capitol hill the president says his economic plan will renew america
00:00:13pick up that phone and let's save you money right now
00:00:15we spare no expense
00:00:20it really gets me that people think that this is the only country that matters
00:00:24everything we do is well
00:00:25the market started off strong then stocks fell
00:00:28go down 10 cents to 345.5
00:00:30the more i try to save the more i need to spend and my checkbook just never
00:00:33success is just around the corner
00:00:44the unemployment rate jumped another three-tenths of a percent last month
00:00:48the worst it's been in more than
00:01:00saving for that dream home
00:01:02watch out lotto fever is on its way
00:01:04no one picked all the winning numbers from last night's drawing so that means
00:01:07tomorrow's jackpot will reach a whopping 14 million dollars
00:01:11darn it
00:01:20uh
00:01:39Hey, look. Let's get it.
00:01:46Come on. Come on. Let's get it.
00:01:48Let's get it. Let's get it.
00:01:49No! Stop!
00:01:55No! Come on!
00:01:58Watch out!
00:02:01No!
00:02:05Oh, yes!
00:02:08Yeah!
00:02:09That's right!
00:02:11Yeah!
00:02:13Yeah!
00:02:15There's luck and there's fate.
00:02:19Luck is for you small timers.
00:02:22It's what they used to call miracles.
00:02:26That's all bullshit!
00:02:30L. 33, 42, 58, 49 D.
00:02:38L.
00:02:42Is for lottery.
00:02:45D.
00:02:46Is for dollars.
00:02:49I play these numbers.
00:02:54This bill...
00:02:57This bill...
00:02:57Is my destiny!
00:03:02Damn motherfucking son of a bitch!
00:03:06Get back here!
00:03:07No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:03:08The skateboard, not in here, please!
00:03:10Then the skateboards come in, then the kids bring their pets in, too.
00:03:13Then I have no business at all.
00:03:15What, do you want one of these?
00:03:16Uh-huh.
00:03:16Why don't you get two that's $2.75, then that's cheaper for you.
00:03:18Plus the tax.
00:03:19Yeah.
00:03:20Put it up.
00:03:20Now I lick my fingers and I lose my license.
00:03:22See?
00:03:24I've got there early.
00:03:26Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:03:26You must run now.
00:03:28Hi.
00:03:29Mr. Holliday, please come in, Anna.
00:03:31So nice to see you.
00:03:33I hope we haven't kept you waiting.
00:03:34Don't be ridiculous.
00:03:35No, you're looking just lovely today.
00:03:37I hope all the details of the wedding are not driving you crazy.
00:03:39Now I hope, I don't know, I think this is the most beautiful thing that I've ever heard.
00:03:43Not to worry, not to worry.
00:03:44You always make the best.
00:03:45You're too generous.
00:03:46You butter me up, Mr. Holliday.
00:03:47Watch this.
00:03:48There's a flower here on the floor.
00:03:49It's awfully slippery.
00:03:50Jody, please take the front counter so we have someone there.
00:03:53I'm so nervous.
00:03:54Why?
00:03:54I don't know.
00:03:55I want you to like the cake.
00:03:57I'm sure you will.
00:03:58That's very beautiful.
00:03:59Let's take this right here.
00:04:00Oh, I'm good.
00:04:01Oh, cheers.
00:04:03What do you think?
00:04:04It's beautiful, yes.
00:04:05Is it right for you?
00:04:07Yes, Mr. Holliday.
00:04:08You like it?
00:04:09Too kind, thank you.
00:04:10And then, of course, we have the little bridesmaids who will be walking up the steps.
00:04:13It's not quite complete, but you can't imagine what it will be.
00:04:15Well, what are those people doing on the cake?
00:04:19What?
00:04:20Those people?
00:04:20I don't know.
00:04:22I thought we decided on the porcelain figures in the catalogue.
00:04:26You're right.
00:04:27Oh, God.
00:04:28What?
00:04:28Ach, bin ich noch zu retten?
00:04:30Is it too late to change them?
00:04:31I can't.
00:04:32We can change it, of course.
00:04:34I can't.
00:04:35Don't you know, there are $360 and plastic decks.
00:04:40I can't.
00:04:41He's going to change that.
00:04:44And we have, then, a five, and here's a ten, and you are twenty.
00:04:50Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:04:51We're men with great glass.
00:04:55Now, you'll never see those people again.
00:04:58Zut.
00:04:58Okay.
00:04:59Go make love to your guts.
00:05:01Yeah.
00:05:10You're a lucky guy, Mastruski.
00:05:13That's Mr. Mastruski to you.
00:05:15You know, pretty soon you're going to be working for me.
00:05:18Count on it.
00:05:19Used to be you couldn't count on anything.
00:05:23Now, you've got this world.
00:05:24Don't go too high, Uncle.
00:05:26Where even you can be a big shot.
00:05:30Any time you want to see me in the front office, call first.
00:05:42Good to get on out there.
00:05:43Sam.
00:05:44That's your future honkin'.
00:05:46Sam, come on.
00:05:47We're going to be lucky.
00:05:50So, Buddha.
00:05:51All right.
00:05:51You think I shouldn't marry her because she's rich?
00:05:55Hey, I believe in the free enterprise system.
00:06:04Oh, hello, Mr. Holliday.
00:06:08Hello, Sam.
00:06:08You're not supposed to be working today.
00:06:10I know.
00:06:11Nikki wasn't supposed to be sick either.
00:06:14So, uh, let's go.
00:06:27What's that?
00:06:28It's called the Hand of Fatima.
00:06:30Fatima was Mohammed's daughter.
00:06:32Her hand offers prosperity to the newlyweds.
00:06:34Sam?
00:06:35Ah.
00:06:36Is this the unfortunate girl?
00:06:37Oh, yeah.
00:06:39Aunt Dottie.
00:06:39Uh, this is Anna.
00:06:40Jack Holliday.
00:06:41Hello.
00:06:42Hello.
00:06:42Nice to meet you.
00:06:44Look around you.
00:06:45You've got everything.
00:06:46It's not too late to change your mind.
00:06:49Why don't we go inside?
00:06:51All right.
00:06:51Yes, yes, please, please.
00:06:53Woo!
00:06:54Nice hand.
00:06:55Jack.
00:06:56Yes, sir.
00:07:02How do I look?
00:07:03You look just fine.
00:07:11One, two, three, four.
00:07:13Well, you're finally getting married.
00:07:16Now we're free of you at last.
00:07:18Which is really quite a blessing when considering you passed.
00:07:24Excuse me.
00:07:25Don't take this the wrong way.
00:07:26But you're Arabs.
00:07:28How come your name is Holiday?
00:07:31Glory!
00:07:32Glory!
00:07:32I'm Ostruski!
00:07:34My husband's last name is Shukrullah Alayam.
00:07:38It's Arabic for thank God for the good day.
00:07:40He changed it after he came to this country.
00:07:43The good day?
00:07:44What good day?
00:07:45Good day.
00:07:45Like holiday, you know.
00:07:47Woo!
00:07:48I sure wish his father had thought about changing his name to something as nice as Holiday.
00:07:52How do you drive your mom to tears?
00:07:54Better hurry and get married.
00:07:56Get the hell away from here.
00:07:58Before she knows the truth.
00:08:02Come on, everybody.
00:08:03Glory!
00:08:05Glory!
00:08:06Souski!
00:08:07You picked the pretty girl.
00:08:09How did that one get in there?
00:08:11What?
00:08:13Is that you?
00:08:13What?
00:08:15Your father had been planning a trip to Spain for years.
00:08:19Somehow he just never seemed to find the time.
00:08:23So I had this picture taken for him, sort of like a consolation prize.
00:08:29What?
00:08:30Just marry and be and more.
00:08:32Before she knows.
00:08:36The closest your father ever came to a vacation was Saturday night bowling with the lead.
00:08:41When she turned to trustee, when she turned to trustee, you are Ella's headache now.
00:08:59I just want to say, in spite of what we've just seen, I'm still happy to welcome Sam and his
00:09:05family into our family.
00:09:10it when i was your age i found an oil tanker in saudi arabia that was leaving for the states
00:09:16and i
00:09:16took a job in the galley in exchange for my passage i had very little money but every day
00:09:21i bought a pack of gum from the ship's store i had seen an american movie and in it richard
00:09:27widmark chewed a lot of gum i believed that if i chewed enough gum i would step off the ship
00:09:33transformed into an american like richard widmark now i make that gum
00:09:49the ship docked in galveston i had 72 reals in my pocket it was all the money i had in
00:09:55the world
00:09:56there was a bank across the street i went inside the cashier took my money and she counted it twice
00:10:03here it comes ma'am very carefully then she opened a drawer and handed me my new money
00:10:11one twenty dollar bill i took that bill and i sat down in a bench that was there in the
00:10:18bank i sat
00:10:19and i stared at my first real peace of america i guess for most immigrants it's the statue of liberty
00:10:28the new york skyline the golden gate bridge but for me it was that twenty dollar bill
00:10:39it seemed to me i was holding my entire world of possibilities right there in my hands
00:10:54i want you and my daughter to have a chance to feel that young and unstoppable
00:11:11think of it as your wedding present
00:11:17a wedding present
00:11:25is that all
00:11:29when you were a boy sam what did you want to do you must have had dreams
00:11:35uh i don't remember try it's important hold that man
00:11:40sorry boss come along quietly
00:11:43i guess i'm leaving it's okay i'll take good care of him
00:11:52this is great isn't it
00:11:55this is just wonderful that was one in ten speech mr holliday got into
00:12:01it's easy for him to say right he's living in his dream who's richard winmark i mean
00:12:05how am i supposed to know what i wanted to do
00:12:08i mean like there never was any what i wanted to do it was just
00:12:13what i did life still choose such a cruel blow tell you one thing's for sure i'm not going back
00:12:18to work with the guy on monday oh hey there's an opening at the body shop
00:12:21yeah
00:12:21i'm going to work for you
00:12:22yeah
00:12:22yeah
00:12:23yeah
00:12:25yeah
00:12:25yeah
00:12:26pay for ridge or abora right
00:12:28all right
00:12:31oh right on time all right
00:12:32yeah you stay right there
00:12:34i get room started
00:12:35the rest of you guys get over there
00:12:36what are you getting so excited about just get out
00:12:39get out get out get over there just relax
00:12:42you're gonna love
00:12:44hey
00:12:45man
00:12:50this is the bachelor party refreshments
00:12:54you want to take this it's fifty dollars extra
00:13:00what is this awake well this is sam mastruski he's our groom to be
00:13:05so you're the lucky guy huh congratulations thank you
00:13:10is there a bathroom here yeah it's right over there
00:13:16just give me a minute
00:13:17i'll cheer up i don't think this is such a good idea right now buna
00:13:22i don't know i've done this before you just stay there
00:13:28yeah
00:13:35hi hey hey how you how you doing tonight well i think i'm getting the flu i got that sort
00:13:41of
00:13:41pre flu flu flu flu feeling you know what i mean
00:13:44yeah uh so we said 100 bucks right yeah
00:13:51for 100 you get topless that's all another 50 the g-string comes off the more green the more same
00:14:00you got another 100 on top of that we can talk about anything else you think your friend
00:14:05might like i think we'll just start with uh what we first talked about okay whatever
00:14:17come on this is going to be great you're going to love it
00:14:20okay
00:14:43sit down
00:14:56Hello, big boy.
00:14:58Hi there.
00:15:00How you doing?
00:15:04Come on, Sam.
00:15:06Oh, baby.
00:15:08All right.
00:15:13Yeah, yeah.
00:15:16Come on, Sam.
00:15:25Come on.
00:15:25I'm on the program, son.
00:15:28It's yours.
00:15:30Hey, we'll get Sam's attention.
00:15:34Sam, Sam, Sam.
00:15:36I don't believe it.
00:15:37I'm getting a Woody.
00:15:39Well, that's good.
00:15:41Something's working.
00:15:44Come on.
00:15:45Come on, man.
00:15:46Here's the money, man.
00:15:47Yes.
00:15:48Come on.
00:15:49Come on, Sam.
00:15:50Talk to her, darling.
00:15:51Here's the pigeon.
00:15:52Wake him up.
00:15:57Yes.
00:15:57Come on, Sam.
00:15:58That feels so good.
00:16:00That feels so good.
00:16:03Come on.
00:16:05Yes, Sam.
00:16:07Come on.
00:16:09Come on, Sam.
00:16:10You feel so good.
00:16:14Yes, Sam.
00:16:16Yes, Sam.
00:16:27Yes, Sam.
00:16:30Yes, Sam.
00:16:32Yes, Sam.
00:16:33Who is it, man?
00:16:34Who is it?
00:16:35Who is it?
00:16:36Room service.
00:16:37Hey, man.
00:16:38Hey, it's Adam.
00:16:39What?
00:16:40Hey, hey.
00:16:40Oh, shit, excuse me.
00:16:41I'm going to say...
00:16:42Hey.
00:16:43Get in the car.
00:16:44Come on.
00:16:45Come on.
00:16:49You can cover yourself up.
00:16:50Come on.
00:16:51No, come here, come here, come here.
00:16:54Hey, everyone act normal.
00:17:01Okay, just, can you...
00:17:10One, two, three.
00:17:13What a pleasant surprise.
00:17:15Can I ask him?
00:17:16Uh, yeah, hi.
00:17:18Hey, incoming!
00:17:19Oh, thanks, guys.
00:17:21Come in.
00:17:22All right, uh...
00:17:23No, no.
00:17:25Kathy?
00:17:27So, um...
00:17:28Uh, I've got a four heart.
00:17:30This is what a bachelor party's all about?
00:17:32Uh, yeah.
00:17:35Looks like a regular Friday night to me.
00:17:37Oh, yeah.
00:17:40So, uh, how did you find us?
00:17:45Kathy.
00:17:48Uh, where's Mark?
00:17:49Uh, in the bathroom.
00:17:50Okay.
00:17:51Uh-huh.
00:17:52Listen, Sam, uh...
00:17:54I just wanted to make sure you didn't get the wrong idea about Daddy's wedding present.
00:17:58About some ladies?
00:17:59Some ladies?
00:17:59I mean...
00:18:02Well...
00:18:02No, I...
00:18:04All right, now I'm gonna go check, okay?
00:18:06Right now.
00:18:08You're mad.
00:18:09No, Anna, I'm not...
00:18:10I'm not mad, really.
00:18:12Sam, you didn't think that Daddy was just gonna give us $20, did you?
00:18:16I don't know.
00:18:16I mean, I thought...
00:18:18No, I didn't think that.
00:18:19No.
00:18:19Yes, you did think that.
00:18:21Of course I didn't.
00:18:22Sam, you did too.
00:18:23Not really a good time.
00:18:25Um...
00:18:27Maybe...
00:18:29Uh...
00:18:29Maybe you could...
00:18:30Fire escape's gonna cost you an extra $50.
00:18:33Really?
00:18:34Yeah.
00:18:35Okay.
00:18:36All right.
00:18:48So this is what we're gonna do.
00:18:49We take the $20 that Daddy gave you, and we have it framed with our wedding picture,
00:18:52and we put it on the wall in the living room, and then we invite the family over to see
00:18:55it.
00:18:57Why would we wanna do all of that?
00:18:59Well, that way, when Daddy sees that you understand the symbolism of his gesture,
00:19:02he'll know that you're ready to take your place in our family.
00:19:06Oh.
00:19:12Oh, no.
00:19:15Oh!
00:19:17So, um...
00:19:18So where is it?
00:19:23Um, where's what?
00:19:25Sam, Daddy's $20.
00:19:27It doesn't have to be that $20, does it?
00:19:30What'd you do with it?
00:19:32Well, I mean, we could probably just get another $20 and put that one in a frame, and then...
00:19:35Sam, I won't lie to my father.
00:19:37Um...
00:19:38It's not exactly a lie.
00:19:40I swear to God, I'm never doing this again.
00:19:42I won't lie to my father!
00:19:44Look, it's a...
00:19:44Could you turn down that music, please?
00:19:46Yeah, yeah, guys, come on.
00:19:47A little respect...
00:19:49Oh, shit.
00:19:51I can't believe it.
00:19:52If Daddy can't trust you with a simple $20 bill, how's he ever gonna trust you with $20 million?
00:19:59It's okay, you know what?
00:20:01I just remembered where I put it, so I'll...
00:20:05I, um...
00:20:06Excuse me.
00:20:07I, uh...
00:20:09Forgot my box.
00:20:11I can't work without it.
00:20:14It's my fault.
00:20:15Anna, she's with me.
00:20:20Look, um...
00:20:22Look, if it'll help...
00:20:29You can have this back.
00:20:32It's...
00:20:33See, he didn't have anything to do with...
00:20:35Kathy, let's go.
00:20:38Anna, wait a minute.
00:20:41I'm really sorry.
00:20:43I was only trying to help.
00:20:48Everything okay?
00:20:57I can't do it.
00:21:01I can't do it.
00:21:04I can't do it.
00:21:05I can't do it.
00:21:05I can't do it.
00:21:05I can't do it.
00:21:06The winner's hit in last night's drawing.
00:21:07The pot goes up to $19 billion.
00:21:10Today's a little more the same.
00:21:12Tonight, Sunday night, I need to close until the morning.
00:21:15Clearing the fort, Fluffy.
00:21:27This is essence to l'argent.
00:21:30It will bring you success and morning.
00:21:33Now, what you wanna do is wait until your bath cools,
00:21:35add seven drops and some honey to your water,
00:21:38and the petals of seven yellow roses.
00:21:40You burn this candle to the honor of ocean
00:21:44for five nights in a row.
00:21:46You do all that?
00:21:48Hey!
00:21:49Children!
00:21:51Kids think I'm a witch.
00:21:55Now, that'll be $17.
00:21:58Now, you don't wanna use more than seven drops.
00:22:02You act greedy.
00:22:03You just gonna piss ocean off.
00:22:07I'll be careful.
00:22:08Okay.
00:22:10So that's five nights for the candle?
00:22:14That's it.
00:22:14You want any holding oil?
00:22:17Keeps the men in line.
00:22:18No, thank you.
00:22:37Let's follow her.
00:22:42There she goes.
00:22:43Let's follow her.
00:22:44Okay.
00:22:44Hey!
00:22:45Hey!
00:22:46Hey!
00:22:48Hey!
00:22:54Hey!
00:22:55Hey, young lady!
00:22:55Hi!
00:22:57Have a good one.
00:22:59Tea, please!
00:23:01Thank you, bud.
00:23:11Thank you, bud.
00:23:18Hey!
00:23:20You're welcome.
00:23:21You see that?
00:23:23So making life...
00:23:24...is a process of buying someone...
00:23:26...in which the god almighty...
00:23:30...injects his will into the espiritual...
00:23:34...and Lamp.
00:23:48could I borrow your pen chamomile or peppermint your pen what about my pen could I use it oh
00:23:58just one second 75
00:24:35all right if you don't mind breaking a 10 for a cup of coffee yeah that's it wait for me
00:24:40time I change
00:24:42hate when that happens you know when you can't find something you know you have it I don't care
00:24:45about the 75 cents but my old man had alzheimer's and sometimes I think hope not so you're a writer
00:24:54something I noticed you were writing stuff down it's just in work it must be lonely though
00:24:58I like it you're a student of human nature huh you left the money in my car
00:25:06I swear to god I'm losing my mind I hate this pocket I don't know why I put stuff in
00:25:16okay I swear to god I'm so stupid can you just uh sorry about the hassle can you just give
00:25:21me back
00:25:21the 10 okay thanks a lot do you have any mints or anything on the house hey thanks a lot
00:25:29good luck
00:25:49you have a lot easier you just went in there later 45 up the lady's head excuse me that trick
00:25:58for the tent
00:25:58sooner or later someone's gonna pop through I don't know what the fuck you're talking about
00:26:04what are you making 925 for your trouble
00:26:09you're a cop
00:26:13you know
00:26:15bunco cases the judge usually gives you full term two years first offense
00:26:20that's about what you get for armed robbery you got a halfway decent public defender
00:26:24what that means you go inside grandma's kitchen here with a sawed-off you put it up to hello my
00:26:32name's
00:26:32emily's head you take maybe four or five hundred dollars from the register who the fuck are you
00:26:41just a guy wants to help you maximize your profit potential my profit potential
00:26:48I'm looking for a partner what do you want me to rob this place with you not unless you're prepared
00:26:53to
00:26:53shoot 30 witnesses I'm more interested in easy places gas stations liquor stores more profit and a lot
00:27:02less risk you're not afraid of guns are you are you fucking crazy I don't even know you
00:27:09it's better that way 10 minutes in and out you can make as much as you do working that $10
00:27:17bill all day
00:27:24you sleep on it you're interested we'll meet right down the block this side tomorrow night around
00:27:28seven try to wear something nice you don't want to look suspicious
00:27:34yeah right
00:27:54hi
00:27:55hi kids
00:28:13hi i'm bobby mccormick welcome to cooking with bobby mccormick today we're going to be cooking
00:28:20cassoulet it's not cassoulet without duck confit duck
00:28:27preserved in its own thing now you can make your own confit or you can wait until your parents go
00:28:34away for the weekend and spend all the money they left you for emergencies down in the maison du gourmet
00:28:42let's take some calls shall we hello you're cooking with bobby mccormick happy birthday thanks
00:28:51what's up well um you know that special bottle of wine the one in my dad's liquor cabinet yeah sure
00:28:59what
00:28:59about well i'm really sorry but he locked it oh i knew you'd be upset i know you said you
00:29:08can't have
00:29:08a cassoulet without white wine and you can't have white wine for 42 cents
00:29:15i know you probably hate me i ruined everything
00:29:19oh grandma send me some papes
00:29:21i wish i could make it up to you
00:29:24uh what do you say i pick you up this evening okay i want to make an important stop before
00:29:30our dinner
00:29:30how come where are we going it's a surprise okay i'll see you tonight peace
00:30:00how you doing
00:30:05i thought i told you to dress nice come on man this is like a 60 dollar jacket give me
00:30:11a break
00:30:11the course of eating you're gonna learn a few things from me i like to think of them as life
00:30:16lessons this is life lesson number one you always want to look nice okay mr blackwell you know
00:30:24something i almost didn't come down here for this all right now i do come down here you start handing
00:30:28me a ramp to shit you've got spirit i like that you don't know how to dress but you've got
00:30:34spirit
00:30:35thanks so much so what do we do now drive out to the suburbs land of less cops more cash
00:30:53a well-dressed man is virtually faceless
00:30:57what people remember are the clothes
00:31:01and be polite
00:31:03but make sure they know you're serious
00:31:15your choice
00:31:17here take this one make some louder noise
00:31:29what you're stupid
00:31:4333 42 58 49
00:32:07right now sell me a lottery ticket oh
00:32:14good evening gentlemen hi how are you i feel lucky
00:32:23well no uh lucky is really not the right word i feel that uh the time is right i feel
00:32:29inspired
00:32:30um transcendent almost
00:32:34how about you i can't complain thank you
00:32:38ah you're welcome
00:32:40and how are you doing
00:32:41well not bad it's been pretty slow
00:32:44sorry to hear that
00:32:46why don't you show my friend to me just how slow it's been
00:32:52maybe now is not the right time
00:32:55hey let her go let her go she's harmless
00:33:01what are you doing
00:33:02we're robbing him what does it look like we're doing
00:33:05jesus
00:33:05well don't hurt me all right
00:33:07why don't you just open up the cash register then back the fuck away all right
00:33:14holy shit we're gonna have to see you on a good night
00:33:17can you get me a bag please
00:33:26oh let's go let's go
00:33:29let's go let's go come on
00:33:32thanks
00:33:34have a nice night
00:34:02you don't ever want to open a bag full of money while you drive
00:34:06somebody might see you
00:34:10you know you were really out there somewhere you know that
00:34:13probably a very fucked up person very paranoid
00:34:17how much do you think we got
00:34:19about six hundred dollars give or take
00:34:22hey if they give it i'll take it
00:34:29life lesson number two
00:34:32hey
00:34:35i can't believe my father doesn't trust me i mean it's so insulting
00:34:39yeah and he ruined my dinner
00:34:41but it was important you know i wanted your birthday to be special
00:34:46me too
00:34:48so where are we going shopping
00:34:52we were to sell this for even two and a quarter you'd be getting a great vibe but we want
00:34:56to do something today that's going to shock you
00:35:07there's people coming in
00:35:08why do they go for this one
00:35:10they go for this one because it is so strong
00:35:12i'm going to take it off display here for a moment
00:35:14i can show you look
00:35:15there's a salad as well
00:35:18you relax and they will have to get hurt
00:35:21move away from the door
00:35:30you really shouldn't smoke
00:35:37good evening
00:35:39we were just robbing the store here
00:35:41would you both lie down on the floor please
00:35:44right away please
00:35:45hi
00:35:46i'm gary adams
00:35:47i'm a lawyer
00:35:49she's going for the alarm
00:35:50oh shit
00:35:54fucking hell man you shot her
00:35:56i wouldn't take too good a look at me if i were you
00:36:04remember if you've been hurt in an on-the-job injury you may be entitled to compensation
00:36:11you don't own this place do you ma'am
00:36:13no
00:36:14then why did you bother
00:36:15it isn't even your money
00:36:25i hope you feel terrible
00:36:27i said i did bobby
00:36:29so what are we doing
00:36:30we're buying some wine for dinner
00:36:32with what bobby we're broke
00:36:37with this
00:36:38got it for my birthday
00:36:39bobby
00:36:43give me the money
00:36:45these guys are like putty in my hands
00:36:47what do we want
00:36:48two bottles of wine
00:36:50white
00:36:50hey
00:36:53cool car
00:36:55thanks
00:36:55can i ask you guys something
00:36:57yeah go for it please
00:36:59well it's my boyfriend's 20th birthday
00:37:02and uh i was just wondering if
00:37:04i think it'll be his 20th birthday in what about five years
00:37:08uh
00:37:09yeah okay
00:37:10what uh what do you want
00:37:11two bottles of white wine
00:37:13be back in a minute
00:37:16how much you think we got by now
00:37:18the neighborhood of five thousand dollars
00:37:21oh man i could live in that neighborhood
00:37:24buy myself a nice suit like you were talking about
00:37:26you know like one of those italian jobs
00:37:28raw silk shirt
00:37:30nothing too flashy
00:37:32dress for success
00:37:34where next
00:37:36we're all done for time
00:37:39why
00:37:40well remember we discussed risk
00:37:42the shooting kind of changed our odds
00:37:44we get caught it's closer to 20 years than two
00:37:47it's time to call it a night
00:37:49just one more place
00:37:52five thousand dollars is a good night's work
00:37:55six thousand is better
00:38:02how's it going buddy
00:38:03okay how are you
00:38:04all right all right
00:38:05who's the wine for
00:38:06that'd be me
00:38:07roughly you
00:38:08uh what about young fluffy fragrance
00:38:10who's just waiting for that wine out there
00:38:17you mind telling me what it is you're doing here
00:38:19i'm going inside
00:38:25you want to come
00:38:32wear a condom
00:38:35how are you doing good how are you doing
00:38:37i saw us talking and uh
00:38:39well you know you wouldn't sell us that
00:38:40but if you want to come and
00:38:42drink beers with us
00:38:43it's always another option
00:38:44in your dreams creep
00:38:53listen
00:38:54i'm not gonna hurt you
00:38:55open up the cancer register
00:38:56put the money in the back
00:38:58sorry
00:39:00let me try
00:39:04bye
00:39:04see you next time
00:39:17me and my girlfriend we forgot our ids
00:39:20now i was wondering if you could buy us a couple of bottles of wine
00:39:23a white wine
00:39:24dry not too fruity
00:39:25maybe a sauvignon block or something
00:39:27you can keep the change if you want to
00:39:29see it's my birthday and uh
00:39:31i'm trying to lose my virginity
00:39:35want me to buy you some wine
00:39:38you got it
00:39:40you know this is against the law
00:39:46yeah buddy
00:39:51give me the fucking money
00:39:53money's in the tube
00:39:54every 45 minutes it goes underground
00:39:55you can't get it
00:39:56what the fuck you talking about
00:39:57it's in the tube
00:39:57it's telling you the truth
00:39:59convenience stores the money always goes in the tube
00:40:01that's why there's that sign there on the register
00:40:03don't kill me
00:40:03the one that reads
00:40:04employees cannot make change for anything larger than a 20
00:40:09oh shit
00:40:13what was that
00:40:14i think it was a gun or something
00:40:15get out of here
00:40:15nah they got my money
00:40:18let's go
00:40:19fuck i don't believe this shit
00:40:21frank
00:40:22god damn it
00:40:24calm down
00:40:26there's no money in the store
00:40:29i'm sure he's not
00:40:31you ever thought you'll accept my apology
00:40:34i appreciate appreciate this
00:40:36hey hey keep your hands up
00:40:39hey kids hold on
00:40:42watch them
00:40:51what
00:40:52hey
00:41:02i got you some champagne instead
00:41:06come on
00:41:07let's get out of here
00:41:09happy birthday
00:41:20calm down
00:41:24take that
00:41:25i don't have a minute
00:41:27okay you used up my fucking minute
00:41:29what are you the robin hood of fucking cold duck
00:41:40try it again
00:41:57just keep driving
00:42:05turn into that lot there
00:42:07turn into that
00:42:10pool
00:42:10okay
00:42:18okay
00:42:40I don't know.
00:42:55We'll split the money up here.
00:42:58I can grab a bus home.
00:43:01Hey, I'll give you a ride home, man.
00:43:02I'll drop you off somewhere.
00:43:03That's all right. Forget about it.
00:43:06So what about tomorrow night? Same time, same place?
00:43:09I don't think we'll be working together again.
00:43:12What, are you kidding me, man?
00:43:13We were a fucking team tonight.
00:43:17You're unprofessional.
00:43:19I'm sorry, but that's one thing I won't put up with.
00:43:22What? You're just so professional. What did you need me for?
00:43:25I didn't need you at all.
00:43:27What I needed was your car.
00:43:29My car?
00:43:30Right.
00:43:31Are you saying you don't want to work with me anymore?
00:43:33That's what I'm saying.
00:43:37You don't want to work with me anymore, and all you needed was my car?
00:43:40Right. Exactly.
00:43:46Well, if you're so good at this, how come you don't have your own goddamn car?
00:43:50I do. I have two cars.
00:43:52I just don't know anyone taking down my license plate number.
00:43:56Things we've been doing tonight.
00:44:01You son of a bitch.
00:44:04You fucking son of a bitch.
00:44:07Let's just divide the money.
00:44:14Hey, wait, wait a minute.
00:44:16What is this? You fucking holding out on me now?
00:44:20Frank, that's $20. You made $2,500 tonight.
00:44:24No, no, no. It's not the money, man. It's the principal. You were holding out on me.
00:44:28Hey, I forgot about it. You want it? Keep it. Now let's just divide the money.
00:44:33Yeah.
00:44:35No, I don't think so.
00:44:45You forgot to reload after you blew away that cash register.
00:45:05Life lesson number three. Quit while you're ahead.
00:45:09You didn't, man.
00:45:12You didn't want it.
00:45:16Oh.
00:46:04How are you doing?
00:46:06Pretty good.
00:46:07Quiet.
00:46:26This all that was found on the person of the John Doe?
00:46:29Technically, yes, but, uh, Charlie scored this $60 jacket.
00:46:36Thanks.
00:46:47Mm, mm, mm.
00:46:50Mm, mm, mm.
00:46:53Mm, mm, mm.
00:46:57Mm, mm.
00:47:03Mm-hmm.
00:47:33Deliberate!
00:47:43Look, it was just a simple mistake, all right?
00:47:45No, I meant to write $100, yes.
00:47:47No, I just forgot zero.
00:47:49Uh, right here.
00:47:51No, no, no, you can't take him away.
00:47:52I mean, it's a credit card just because he makes a mistake.
00:47:54Hello?
00:47:55Fine.
00:47:57Cilicium.
00:47:58Sounds classy, doesn't it?
00:48:00I made it up.
00:48:02See, you have a product, you gotta have a name.
00:48:04That's what I learned.
00:48:06What does it do?
00:48:07You rub it right into your scalp.
00:48:11Why?
00:48:12Stress.
00:48:13All right, what happens when people are under stress, huh?
00:48:17They worry.
00:48:17They worry so much, the hair falls out, right?
00:48:21Bingo!
00:48:21They gotta talk to Neil Campbell.
00:48:23Here, go ahead.
00:48:24See, now you have a nice head of hair.
00:48:27Now, but you worry.
00:48:28I can tell.
00:48:31Oh.
00:48:32That bad, huh?
00:48:33What is it?
00:48:34A girl?
00:48:38Oh.
00:48:41Well, not anymore.
00:48:43Hmm.
00:48:45It's a nice color.
00:48:50So, is this what you plan on doing in the next couple of years?
00:48:55Well, it's time to think about it.
00:48:56You know, if I was starting over, I'd tell you what I'd go into.
00:48:59Boxes.
00:49:00Can I ask you something?
00:49:01Think about it.
00:49:02Even boxes come in boxes.
00:49:04Do you ever get scared?
00:49:09Yeah, all the time.
00:49:14Sign here.
00:49:17Uh, Neil Campbell.
00:49:18Here today, gone tomorrow.
00:49:20Thanks.
00:49:21Come on.
00:49:22My picture's bouncing.
00:49:24I see.
00:49:26Did you say Neil?
00:49:27No.
00:49:29No.
00:49:31No.
00:49:31No.
00:49:32No.
00:49:33No.
00:49:34No.
00:49:35No.
00:49:38No.
00:49:50So, after we go to the police station, we'll go out.
00:49:53You know, we'll have dinner, go to a club, go dancing.
00:49:57Neil?
00:49:58What?
00:49:58It's me, Emily.
00:50:00Right.
00:50:01I'm sorry they repossessed your car.
00:50:03I know.
00:50:04What do they want from me?
00:50:05Do I have to wear this hat?
00:50:07all right thanks do you think it's the same people who rob me every time
00:50:21it's gonna take a while to find all your stuff you wouldn't believe how much junk we got back
00:50:24here police form excuse me just one second
00:50:33look at these golf clubs guy murders his wife with a seven iron that goes into evidence the
00:50:39guy gets 15 years the rest of the clubs the ones he didn't kill anybody with they just sit back
00:50:44there for 15 years i need a pen where's my pen
00:51:02this is yours
00:51:07oh my take
00:51:12oh hey i forgot to show you this well what's this
00:51:18can i stay here a short story by emily adams
00:51:22emily that's you emily that's great how much do they pay
00:51:28for something like this
00:51:40this isn't about a young successful entrepreneur or anything is it
00:51:45you think i read a story about you
00:51:51you just don't take me seriously do you
00:51:54okay there you go the rest of the stuff you're gonna have to go around the back
00:51:58but you're lucky most people when they get robbed they stay robbed
00:52:04yeah police work can be rather dangerous can it
00:52:08yeah a lot of stress i imagine there can be
00:52:16let me leave you with one of my cards
00:52:18thanks
00:52:37so what are we doing i uh just want to put out a copy for my mom
00:52:46perfect
00:52:49oh dear
00:52:50hey mrs adams
00:52:51oh hi mom
00:52:52still planting those uh marigolds
00:52:55yes neil i'll be right down
00:52:59oh i'm so sorry
00:53:01oh look at this
00:53:03oh you sure look healthy out here in the fresh air
00:53:09i've got a touch of the flu actually
00:53:11oh i heard it was going around
00:53:20oh my goodness
00:53:24emily
00:53:26this is your first published story
00:53:29can i keep it
00:53:30oh sure
00:53:31got about 15 copies
00:53:34she wasn't even going to stop by and drop one off
00:53:36but i uh convinced her to do so
00:53:38this is
00:53:39this is wonderful
00:53:45we should celebrate
00:53:47hi
00:53:47hi
00:53:48hi darling
00:53:50hi dad
00:53:51hi
00:53:51what uh what's wonderful and what are we celebrating here
00:53:55your daughter
00:54:04hey mr adams
00:54:05hiya neil
00:54:08he's still importing guard dogs
00:54:10no they didn't work out
00:54:13they turned out to be sweethearts
00:54:14you know we couldn't even train them to attack the dummies
00:54:18ran into a friend of yours in town today
00:54:20carol bellamy
00:54:22she was made a vice president at coleman and jones
00:54:25must be making close to 50,000 a year
00:54:33do you really think you can make a living writing these stories
00:54:38yes as a matter of fact yes i do
00:54:41you don't think that's irresponsible
00:54:45no
00:54:47emily your father's just
00:54:48no he doesn't get it
00:54:49he never got it
00:54:50i get it perfectly
00:54:53i didn't refinance this house
00:54:55and send you to college so that you could work as a waitress
00:54:57while you pretend to be some sort of an artist
00:55:00let's go neil
00:55:05i'm through paying for your hobbies emily
00:55:06oh hobbies what the hell is that supposed to mean
00:55:08what it means is that this is this is nothing
00:55:11this is words on paper for christ's sake it isn't even real
00:55:15do you know what this is worth emily
00:55:17this is worth bitch
00:55:37will you come over
00:55:43i could uh i could make us dinner
00:55:47well emily i sure i mean yeah that sounds like some chicken or i'm kind of hungry
00:55:55well i don't want to really be alone right now
00:55:58i know i understand i mean you shouldn't you shouldn't be alone
00:56:02i uh i've always been here for you you know i mean
00:56:05we uh we could maybe uh spend the night together
00:56:15emily i'd love to
00:56:23i don't know neil maybe it's not such a good idea
00:56:35if you want to be alone
00:56:40no
00:56:40no
00:56:43no
00:56:44no
00:56:47Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:57:09I can help you that one.
00:57:11Right there.
00:57:32And 1983.
00:57:36From 20...
00:57:43Seventeen cents is your change. Thank you.
00:57:48You know that sometimes you get a feeling and you have to trust that feeling, don't you?
00:57:55Because there are forces at work and those forces know when the time is right.
00:58:00Five lottery tickets, please.
00:58:06So what are you gonna do when you win all that money?
00:58:09I think you've missed the point.
00:58:10The big bang.
00:58:14Before that moment, there was nothing.
00:58:20After the moment of my destiny, infinite possibilities.
00:58:26Big bang, big spin.
00:58:28My numbers are 33.
00:58:32Sorry, the computer's just jammed together.
00:58:42That is so odd.
00:58:48That's so odd.
00:58:55Hi.
00:59:02And he's 1949.
00:59:07I'm 100.
00:59:13And 20, 40, 60, 80, and 100.
00:59:17Thanks.
00:59:27Good, isn't it, Mrs. Hayford?
00:59:31You know, this isn't the only community service I perform.
00:59:45You put it in the capsule, and the capsule dissolves.
00:59:56Now, there's about 50 fish in there.
00:59:58And you get to keep what you catch.
01:00:00I wish that only one of you...
01:00:02I mean only one...
01:00:04...will catch the grand prize.
01:00:06All right?
01:00:07Good luck.
01:00:08Well, it's a really great!
01:00:25Come on!
01:00:32This makes Patrick the grand prize winner.
01:00:34Grand prize, Patrick!
01:00:41Don't spend it all in one place.
01:00:44Hey, that's my fish. I don't care.
01:00:47I'm just going to throw him away right now.
01:00:52What's that? Hey, look at this.
01:00:55Call 9-7-6-6. Sizzling hot.
01:00:57Call me and let's blow your fantasy.
01:01:00Your hottest fantasy.
01:01:019-7-6-6.
01:01:02I am Dominique.
01:01:03Call me if you've got the guts for some hot and kicking.
01:01:08When you want it, reach for it.
01:01:10Yeah, that's good.
01:01:11Hot and juicy deliveries.
01:01:14I'll get you all from all 50 states.
01:01:19Hey, I already had that one.
01:01:21Bye. See ya. See ya.
01:01:23Are you going to call?
01:01:24No way!
01:01:34Hello.
01:01:36This is Peter.
01:01:42I drive a car.
01:01:46I drive a bike.
01:01:57And what do you do?
01:01:59No excuses tonight. Don't want to hear them. We're going out. The night is young.
01:02:02No, I can't.
01:02:03I mean...
01:02:06Can't mortgages do?
01:02:07Excuse me.
01:02:07No, it's not. Come on.
01:02:09My shoes.
01:02:09It'll be fun.
01:02:10No.
01:02:11You're really exciting?
01:02:11I can't, man. I don't have the time.
01:02:13You always say that.
01:02:14But say what?
01:02:15You got an idea.
01:02:17Uh, thank you.
01:02:18Why don't you take this.
01:02:19Go out.
01:02:20Have a good time for us both.
01:02:22Huh?
01:02:23I'll meet up with you.
01:02:47Hi.
01:02:47Huh?
01:02:48Hi.
01:02:48How's it going?
01:02:49Good.
01:02:49Okay.
01:02:51Can I get you something?
01:02:52There's some chicken wings left over from happy hour.
01:02:56No.
01:02:57Uh, thanks.
01:03:07Here.
01:03:09Take this.
01:03:10Come on.
01:03:11Go ahead.
01:03:11Come on.
01:03:11Take it.
01:03:13No.
01:03:14I really don't think that'll help.
01:03:16But thanks.
01:03:18Sure.
01:03:19I'm not as bad as I look.
01:03:22Okay.
01:03:24Take it easy.
01:03:25All right.
01:03:49Uh, can I have four cards, please?
01:03:50Four.
01:03:51Yes.
01:03:52Two.
01:03:55Here we go.
01:03:57Oh, good luck.
01:03:58Thanks a lot.
01:03:59Good evening, Father.
01:04:00Uh, six, please.
01:04:01I'm sorry.
01:04:02I don't have anything smaller.
01:04:03Six.
01:04:03This under.
01:04:05Where's Ruth tonight?
01:04:06Oh, she's home.
01:04:07Baking.
01:04:08Baking.
01:04:09I was famous apple pies.
01:04:11Oh, she said it.
01:04:11To tell you she's going to save you one.
01:04:13Oh, I always look forward to Ruth's pies.
01:04:16Yes.
01:04:16I like mine cold.
01:04:17Oh?
01:04:18Oh, yes.
01:04:18A slice in the afternoon with a glass of milk.
01:04:20Mmm.
01:04:20Of course I love pie.
01:04:21I even like to talk about it.
01:04:23Huh?
01:04:23A piece of pie.
01:04:25It's so comforting, don't you think?
01:04:27It makes you feel that everything is going to be all right.
01:04:30Yes.
01:04:35You know, pie restores faith.
01:04:40That's right, Father.
01:04:42Okay.
01:04:42Another O.
01:04:43We got O71.
01:04:44Now, come on.
01:04:45Let's have some fun.
01:04:46We got O71.
01:04:47Now, let's hear it out there.
01:04:49I.
01:04:49Is it Irving?
01:04:50I-24.
01:04:51That's out the door.
01:04:52That's I-24.
01:04:54Okay.
01:04:55We got a B-8.
01:04:56B-8.
01:04:57That's not a B-8, but that's a B-8.
01:04:59Okay.
01:05:00B-8.
01:05:01Okay.
01:05:01We got an I-30.
01:05:02I-30.
01:05:03And this number's for Gertie.
01:05:04That's I-30.
01:05:06Okay.
01:05:06We got O61.
01:05:08O61.
01:05:09And that's gonna be some fun.
01:05:10That's an O61.
01:05:12Okay.
01:05:12We got O in Omaha.
01:05:13We got O69.
01:05:15O-si-
01:05:16Bingo!
01:05:17Aww.
01:05:18I just love this game.
01:05:20We got a Bingo.
01:05:21Let's check the cart out of here.
01:05:28Thank you, Bingo.
01:05:29Sir?
01:05:33Sir?
01:05:34You okay?
01:05:50If you're all here, why don't we go take a look at the resting enclosures?
01:06:07Now, the Burford is made with reinforced steel, with, of course, the same silk lining as the Harris and the
01:06:15Smithfield.
01:06:17We do, however, use a ribbon cut mahogany, my favorite.
01:06:22And you get an escutcheon.
01:06:25Now, the Burford has an underground lifespan of at least 900 years.
01:06:32I think that's the Burford and not the McKinley, but I'll have to check.
01:06:36We'll, uh, go with the Harris.
01:06:41Whatever.
01:06:50If there's anything we can do...
01:06:52I mean, anything...
01:06:53Excuse me!
01:06:54You forgot your box.
01:06:57Your father's personal effects.
01:06:59His clothes, his wallet, and the rest of his belongings.
01:07:14So, those are his things.
01:07:16Where is he?
01:07:18Who, Dad?
01:07:18Yeah.
01:07:20Uh, I don't know.
01:07:21I guess they have a room downstairs.
01:07:24He's in this building?
01:07:27He was playing bingo, and he had a heart attack.
01:07:30And they brought him here from the hospital.
01:07:32I know that.
01:07:33I just...
01:07:34I think it's strange that he's here.
01:07:39You should have been at the hospital.
01:07:42I was out.
01:07:43Don't you check your messages?
01:07:44Yes, I checked my messages.
01:07:46But it was a message from Dad.
01:07:47I wasn't about to call him back.
01:07:48I mean, he didn't exactly call me up and say,
01:07:50Hi, Emily.
01:07:50This is your father.
01:07:51I'm over at the hospital dying.
01:07:56Please stand and gather round.
01:08:00Come in, please.
01:08:05Bruce Adams is no longer with us.
01:08:08And we, his friends and family, will all miss him.
01:08:23Recently, I've been thinking about how life is like a bill for a credit card you get at the end
01:08:30of the month.
01:08:31You have to pay it.
01:08:32You have to face the debt that you owe.
01:08:35But instead of grieving it, you can think instead in a more positive way.
01:08:39And have fond memories about...
01:08:41And have fonder memories about, say, a lovely gift you might have purchased.
01:08:47That spontaneous holiday you took with your wife.
01:08:51That lovely lunch you had.
01:08:53Or dinner.
01:08:57Let's remember that really, the fun is in the journey.
01:09:02Not.
01:09:03Not.
01:09:03You're getting there.
01:09:17Let us pray.
01:09:31It's my own company, Neil Campbell, here today, gone tomorrow.
01:09:34And, uh, you're worried.
01:09:36You know, I can tell.
01:09:37And in your case, uh, see, you, it seems to me that you, uh, you had hair.
01:09:42So, is that your young man?
01:09:45Oh, uh, he's just a friend.
01:09:48You strike me, you strike me as an, as an attractive guy.
01:09:51He seems like a fine young man.
01:09:55Very aggressive.
01:09:56You know, it seems you have a lot of strengths on the job.
01:09:59Again, I hope that this man cares, um...
01:10:01I, uh, want someone with a little less direction.
01:10:05I'm not really looking for the aggressive type.
01:10:07Oh, but, you know, my mother, I think she needs me in the kitchen.
01:10:09It would be wonderful.
01:10:10I knew it.
01:10:13You rub it into the follicles.
01:10:14You look behind the ears and that, bingo, brand new head of hair.
01:10:22Sorry.
01:10:29Still the world's greatest apple pie.
01:10:33You want to know my secret ingredient?
01:10:37Sure.
01:10:38It's one of those things mothers are supposed to share with their daughters.
01:10:45It's pears.
01:10:47I don't use apples.
01:10:48I use pears.
01:10:56Oh, it's another one of those flower deliveries.
01:11:01I don't think I have enough cash for a tip.
01:11:03There should be some money in your father's wallet.
01:11:06Gary put the box upstairs.
01:11:09Be a dear and go get a couple of dollars.
01:11:11Okay.
01:11:12Okay.
01:11:13Good.
01:11:24Never mind, I found some change.
01:11:42This is nice.
01:11:44It's not good.
01:12:25There were a few of them, actually.
01:12:31Dad wrote?
01:12:34What are you talking about?
01:12:41He took all the money your grandparents had saved for him to go to college.
01:12:47About $6,000.
01:12:52We moved to New York.
01:12:54He wrote the whole time we were there.
01:12:58Nothing worked out.
01:13:01A couple of things almost got published, but nothing worked out.
01:13:06When we left New York, all your father had left of the $6,000 was about what you're holding now.
01:13:16Mom.
01:13:17Mom, why didn't you tell me?
01:13:19You should have told me.
01:13:28Why?
01:13:31We were on a train to come home.
01:13:34He looked at me and he said, I'm going to be back.
01:13:38I'm going to be back here, Ruth.
01:13:41He knew he wasn't ever coming back.
01:13:46You only find that kind of courage once in your life.
01:14:08I guess I'll give all of his suits to that tent city project downtown.
01:14:14I don't know.
01:14:16I don't know.
01:14:52I don't know.
01:15:04Emily.
01:15:08Gary, what are you doing here?
01:15:11That's what I came to ask you.
01:15:14Well, this is an airport.
01:15:16I'm leaving.
01:15:18I've had an epiphany.
01:15:21You're leaving.
01:15:22You've had an epiphany.
01:15:24What the hell's an epiphany?
01:15:28Where are you going?
01:15:31I don't know exactly, but I thought I'd start with Europe.
01:15:35What will you do there?
01:15:37I guess I'll write.
01:15:39Emily?
01:15:41Mom needs you.
01:15:43Mom bought me the ticket.
01:15:46I don't understand you.
01:15:48What is it that you want?
01:15:50I don't know.
01:15:53I don't know what I want.
01:15:55What is the matter with you, Emily?
01:15:57Let me help you with the job.
01:15:58Get you some financial security.
01:16:00Then, if you want to travel, then travel.
01:16:02It's what Dad would have wanted for you.
01:16:05It's not at all what Dad would have wanted for me.
01:16:08What do you mean?
01:16:11Well, let me demonstrate.
01:16:13That's Dad's wallet.
01:16:14I know.
01:16:14Mom said I could have it.
01:16:16I...
01:16:18It's...
01:16:18I want you to find the name of a famous movie on this bill.
01:16:24What are you talking about?
01:16:26Just think about it.
01:16:27I have to go to the bathroom when I get back.
01:16:28You better have it.
01:16:34I understand.
01:16:35And then after we called it off, I went back to work.
01:16:38I just walked around.
01:16:41If I'd known I was going to cause all this trouble, I would have brought you two a toaster.
01:16:46I couldn't have used a toaster.
01:16:51I think what I wanted to say was, what you said to me that night really shook me up.
01:16:56And I thought up until that point, that I had it all figured out.
01:17:01But I didn't.
01:17:03And?
01:17:03And that's okay.
01:17:04And I wanted to see you.
01:17:06So I called in to...
01:17:11I just want to say thank you.
01:17:13You're welcome, Sam.
01:17:14But that's not what I mean.
01:17:15I mean, and what are you going to do now?
01:17:18I don't know.
01:17:20I don't know.
01:17:23I don't have any idea.
01:17:26But I guess I'm ready to find out.
01:17:30Well, it certainly wasn't how I expected this to work out, but good luck.
01:17:37You got it yet?
01:17:38I'm still just a little confused here.
01:17:41What does this have to do with what Dad did or didn't want?
01:17:44I'm trying to show you the name of a movie.
01:17:46Is it with Love, Grandma?
01:17:55It's...
01:18:03It's gone with the wind.
01:18:14Oh, there's my flight.
01:18:26Goodbye, Gary.
01:18:30I hope you know what you're doing.
01:18:35I don't.
01:18:43Lights.
01:18:44Bye.
01:18:45Hi.
01:18:48Oh, my God.
01:18:49Ma'am, I'm...
01:18:50Excuse me.
01:18:52I...
01:18:52Todd, are you all right?
01:18:53I'm fine.
01:18:54Uh, you, uh, dropped us.
01:18:58Can I help?
01:18:58No, it's okay.
01:18:59I got it.
01:19:02How about this?
01:19:03Uh, Dave, you want this?
01:19:04Uh, not at all.
01:19:06Uh, I could use it as a bookmark.
01:19:08Going to Spain?
01:19:09Uh, yeah.
01:19:10I thought I'd start there.
01:19:11I don't know exactly where I'll wind up.
01:19:13All right.
01:19:14Mr. Ed Newberg, can you please report us for everything you're in?
01:19:18Oh, my God.
01:19:23So, you ever been to Europe before?
01:19:25Uh, no.
01:19:26I've never been on a plane before.
01:19:29Really?
01:19:34How are you?
01:19:35Where are you going?
01:19:36Uh, I'm going to Spain.
01:19:37Well, for now.
01:19:39Uh, I don't really know exactly where I'll wind up.
01:19:43Either.
01:19:48So, maybe you'll let me borrow your book on the plane.
01:19:52Oh, hey.
01:19:52You're doing it now.
01:19:54Yeah, fine, I'm going to go out.
01:19:56Thanks.
01:19:57So, where are you sitting on a plane?
01:19:59No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:20:05no, no, no, no, no.
01:20:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:20:35No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:20:35Why are there any reason?
01:20:35No one can resist a beautiful babe.
01:20:41The jackpot is now $26 million.
01:20:45And today's winning lotto numbers are...
01:20:48Dirty.
01:20:50Thirty-three.
01:20:51Forty.
01:20:51Forty-two.
01:20:53Two.
01:20:54Fifty-eight.
01:20:55Forty-nine.
01:20:57One more time, that's...
01:20:59Thirty-three.
01:21:00Forty-two.
01:21:01Fifty-eight.
01:21:03Forty-nine.
01:21:05Oh, no.
01:21:07No!
01:21:11Goddamn.
01:21:14Motherfucking son of a bitch!
01:21:25Is that good?
01:21:29Wow.
01:21:30What does that mean, wow?
01:21:34Well, um, anything over 51% constitutes legal tender.
01:21:43I guess it's over 51%.
01:21:46What do you do with the Odins?
01:21:48Burn them. They take them away and they burn them up.
01:21:51Good. I'm glad you did that.
01:21:54Okay. There you go.
01:22:01D-60924-029A.
01:22:09You don't sell lottery tickets, do you?
01:22:11Uh, no.
01:22:20Next place.
01:22:26Oh, sure.
01:22:28Oh, sure.
01:22:40Oh, thank you.
01:22:42Yeah.
01:22:43Oh.
01:22:43Oh, yeah.
01:22:47Oh.
01:22:48Oh, yeah.
01:23:01The moon belongs to everyone
01:23:10The best things in life are free
01:23:18The stars belong to everyone
01:23:26They glean there for you and me
01:23:34The flowers in spring
01:23:37The robins that sing
01:23:42The sunbeams that shine
01:23:46They're yours, they're mine
01:23:50And love can come to everyone
01:23:58The best things in life are free
01:24:08Honey, the moon belongs to everyone
01:24:15You know, the best things in life are free
01:24:23And the stars, they belong to everyone
01:24:31They're shining up there for you and for me
01:24:38The flowers in spring
01:24:41The robins that sing
01:24:45The sunbeams that shine
01:24:50They're yours, they're mine
01:24:54And love can come to everyone
01:25:02The best things in life are free
01:25:09The best things in life are free
01:25:16And love can actually be
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