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00:08It's been lovely, but I got a hoon.
00:12I've had it! We're wasting our time with these twerks!
00:18All we do is bust our butts for these guys, and what to get us?
00:23Squat!
00:28Suckle!
00:32That is no use, don't!
00:35Are you proud of yourselves?!
00:37Hang on there, Hamlet!
00:40You're too rich, huh, Double D?
00:42Listen to me!
00:44How can we not?
00:46This was found on my body! You had me believe I was expiring!
00:52Yes, Clayton. Clayton betrayed us all. I'm so sorry, Tarzan.
01:00Naz, Naz, Naz! So many things left unsaid!
01:09We're gonna rule this dumb head!
01:13Oh, those magnificent creatures, shivering in cages!
01:19What is this world coming?!
01:21What is this world coming?!
01:30Like a Nokia!
01:33Eric!
01:35It's a joke!
01:37It's a joke!
01:38It's a joke!
01:39Welcome back, Robin!
01:41Kenocchio, why didn't you go to school?
01:44Um, uh, Ted!
01:46Dated there, don't you think?
01:47Everyone gets anxious before their wedding, it's perfectly normal.
01:51Oh, yes, yes! Quite right!
01:52The day I married Jane's mother, I was a blithering basket case!
01:56Couldn't stop talking!
01:57Nervous habit, you know!
01:59Haha!
01:59Just kept yammering on and on about whatever popped into my noggin!
02:02Uh, Daddy?
02:03Scones!
02:04All I could think about that day was scones and jam!
02:06Wouldn't I have spotted some right now, actually?
02:07That would be good, wouldn't you?
02:08Anyone for scones?
02:09Maybe you can do something besides make a nuisance of yourself?
02:16Eddie, I have my doubts your brother would offer us sanctuary!
02:21What?! Are you kidding me?!
02:23We're kinda connected, like twins!
02:25Brainweave, stop!
02:26He's talking to me right now!
02:28I can give you one miracle, to be used only in emergency!
02:48I can't bear the rejection!
02:51Perhaps you haven't been telling the truth, Penelope.
02:54No, no, no, I know it sounds awful, but you belong with us!
02:57With people!
02:58This comic's countless!
03:01What?!
03:01What?!
03:06We'll never find my brother, Double D!
03:09Never say never, Eddie!
03:11Well, Leon's got no father or brothers to help him,
03:14so he needs a couple of guardian angels!
03:17Are those salt deposits from your lamentation?
03:24Gotcha!
03:27Our valentine's has come true!
03:31That's yours!
03:32Why, it's simple!
03:35Just close your eyes,
03:37imagine your most favorite wish,
03:40and then, let your conscience be your guide!
03:43Prove yourself brave, truthful, and unsavish,
03:46and maybe, someday your wish will come true!
03:50No, no!
03:51No, no, no!
03:55No, no, no!
03:58No, no!
03:58Hardly!
03:58Oh!
04:00Hardly!
04:00Come on, Jimmy!
04:01Time for bed!
04:02Packed and ready to go!
04:05De-punch!
04:07Shall I take the lead, or just...
04:10Help!
04:12Whatever it is...
04:15Proud of your boy!
04:18I'll make you proud of your boy!
04:22I'll make you proud of your boy!
04:22Believe me, bad as I've been, Ma!
04:24You're in for a pleasant surprise!
04:29I've wasted time!
04:32I've wasted me!
04:35So say I'm slow for my age,
04:38a late bloomer!
04:39Okay, I agree!
04:42That I've been one rotten kid!
04:45Some sun, some pride, and some joy!
04:49But I'll get over these lousin' up, messin' up,
04:53screwin' up times!
04:56You see, Ma!
04:57Now comes the better part!
04:59Someone's gonna make good, cross his stupid heart!
05:02Make good and finally make you...
05:06Proud of your boy!
05:14Tell me that I've been a louse and a loafer!
05:17You won't get a fight here, no, ma'am!
05:20Say I'm a gold brick, a goof off, no good!
05:23But that couldn't be all that I am!
05:27Water flows under the bridge, let it pass, let it go!
05:33There's no good reason that you should believe me, not yet!
05:37I know that!
05:41Someday and soon, I'll make you proud of your boy!
05:47Though I can make myself taller, smarter, or handsome, or wise!
05:55I'll do my best, what else can I do?
05:58Since I wasn't born perfect, like Dad or you!
06:03Mom, I will try to, try hard to make you, proud of your boy!
06:42bee...
06:42Hi!
06:42You'll be back home soon.
06:44Who are you?
06:45See? Here, you scoundrel!
06:48I insist you abandon your dastardly plans immediately!
06:53Well, that was all very impressive.
06:56Too bad for him.
06:58Princess.
06:59He can't and he needs you.
07:04Stay away from my father!
07:06Not from me!
07:07Come back!
07:08This is so typical!
07:09A jawbreaker factory field trip!
07:11And I miss it because Ed had to go and break the stupid scar!
07:15I'll give you a lift.
07:21It's the least I can do.
07:24Besides, it's what my Wadley kiddles would want.
07:31Eddie, I'm becoming increasingly concerned with Ed's irrational demeanor.
07:36I fear the overdigestion in viewing such a distorted amount of tawdry horror movies has had an unfavorable stage on
07:42our fri-
07:42...
07:52Would you please put me down!
07:55Ah...
07:56Princess, you're just in time!
07:59You sir are a cut!
08:01I'll explain everything afterwards.
08:04Is the south-east entrance secured?
08:05Yes sir.
08:07Flander, you demon!
08:10I beg you, Samuel, let me tend to Tarzan at once!
08:14You're right, Princess.
08:16Things are going to change.
08:18Why don't we make her more comfortable?
08:20I think you'll be here for a while.
08:24Once Tarzan returns, I promise you we will report you to the authorities.
08:28I doubt that.
08:31You've got a fighter spirit, Vala.
08:33And that's just what we need to start our new colony.
08:36We won't rinse away all the filth from our gutters.
08:39We'll start anew, with you by my side as my queen.
08:43What?
08:44Flander, you can't be serious!
08:49I believe history will see things differently.
08:53All right, gentlemen, time to take your positions.
08:57Someday, someday you'll thank me.
09:06Oh, dear!
09:09Oh, well, then.
09:18Go get the woman you love, see?
09:20Eddie, may I suggest something less physical?
09:29You're there.
09:30Where do you think you're going?
09:32Oh, I was going to...
09:34You're not supposed to be out here.
09:36All workers are to report to the tunnel opening ceremonies.
09:39Yes, well, good luck, gentlemen.
09:41I'm sure all will be well.
09:43Hey!
09:44Yeah!
09:45We're just waiting for a...
09:46A windfall?
09:48A bus!
09:49I thought we were...
09:50Get moving.
09:51Follow me!
09:52Don't tell.
09:53Come on, he's on to something, sockhead!
09:57Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
09:58I'm afraid you don't understand.
10:00Hey, work!
10:01Not this time, Eddie!
10:02Ed's given Rolf his work, and as his friends,
10:05we have an obligation to support his disconnected decision
10:08and do our part.
10:10Well, I'm feeling fairly constrained and useless.
10:13Uh, yes, quite useless indeed.
10:16Perhaps if we learn a little more about our situation.
10:19Capital idea, Jane.
10:21Jane, we'll open the lines of communication.
10:24Hmm.
10:25No sign of the cankers.
10:27Let's move out!
10:29There we go.
10:30Will you get going?
10:31There's just no answers.
10:33Swear to the best of megas.
10:43Tarzan, I was so afraid that you wouldn't come in...
10:46Hey, Rolf, what's up?
10:47Are you okay?
10:48Yes, we'll contact the local magistrate
10:50and let him know that Hugo and Horv are innocent men.
10:53Oh, yes.
10:54That'll clear this whole situation right up, won't it?
10:57Double D, you're the cameraman.
10:59But Eddie, we don't have...
11:00I'll be exec producer, exec director, exec writer, and of course, the star.
11:04There you have it!
11:05Well, we do have a camera.
11:08Let's make a movie!
11:09Can I like the ball?
11:11Ed, do you have a manual for this?
11:12Let's make a movie!
11:13You
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