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For Alex Culp
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00:00Well, he didn't sound upright. He sort of crouched like that.
00:05Really?
00:05And he supported his weight on his knuckles.
00:07On the knuckles.
00:08Oh, oh, I know.
00:09Sounds like we got ourselves a bet!
00:11So what do you say, boys?
00:13Gain, or what?
00:14Well, what on earth for? I mean, unless there's...
00:17Oh, don't tell me Turk has someone special.
00:20As I remember it, Eddie, you liked their uniforms and wanted to join.
00:24But you won't be giggling when this unnamed device triangulates our position and gives us a precise heading to the
00:30true direction of the gag factory.
00:32Wanna bet?
00:33So, Tarzan, you need to tell me that you weren't at all afraid of my buyer.
00:39Shall we name this one after you?
00:41Africanus Tantorius has a nice ring, don't you think?
00:44Jimmy's mishap with a rogue clothes pig took precedence, Eddie.
00:48Nonsense, Tantor. We're perfectly safe here.
00:55He's one of them.
00:57Why, it's garage sale day, Eddie.
00:59And I've just finished pricing my merchandise.
01:04Eddie, help me!
01:09Eddie!
01:10Help me!
01:12Top hat over this way!
01:14Eddie!
01:33Oh, thank you, Ed. You're a true friend.
01:36Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
01:40Yes, thank you. It's a lovely heartbeat. Very nice.
01:46Tucked away, shall we go, chum?
01:48Well, it is a nice gesture.
01:50This calls for a change in plans, Double D.
01:53We need to find our more sensitive side.
01:56I found my sensitive side because it has a rash.
02:00Oh!
02:01Thank you for sharing that with us, Ed.
02:03Oh, nicely done. Thank you.
02:06Anyway, yes, there are just as many women as there are men.
02:09At this crucial stage of my research, I couldn't possibly...
02:23But, Eddie, I don't think that's such a good idea.
02:26I think I'll take it from here.
02:34Look at that. Would you look at that?
02:39Filthy. Absolutely filthy.
02:41That's all thanks to you, kid. You made it possible.
02:44Jacques, I said no cleaning.
02:46Oh, baby-shaped.
02:48Hey, look! Scum angel!
02:51Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh! Ooh! Ah!
02:54Oh! Bubble! I love it! Bubble!
02:58Flo? Has anybody seen Flo? Flo?
03:02Nine o'clock and cue dentist.
03:05O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o
03:07-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o
03:08-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!
03:08Okay, here we go, here we go, okay.
03:10I'm trying to...
03:11Okay, walk to the counter.
03:14Bloat, that's disgusting!
03:16Tastes pretty good to me.
03:19Ew, don't you people realize we are swimming in our own...
03:22Shhh, here he comes.
03:26Slight one sticks.
03:40Did you hear that shark bait?
03:42Yes! Now we can get my egg!
03:44And I can hug a chicken!
03:47Are you ready to see your dad, kid?
03:49Of course you are.
03:50You know, I wouldn't be surprised if he's out there in the harbor waiting for you right now.
03:56Oh dear.
04:08People, come on.
04:11I know some ants who aren't gonna make their quota.
04:13Buzz off!
04:14Porn of the oppressor!
04:16We want Zeke!
04:19We want Zeke!
04:21We want Zeke!
04:22Sorry, sir. I came as soon as I heard.
04:24I was debriefing the trackers.
04:26And what's the report?
04:28Well, this Zeke, sir, he's one slippery character.
04:32They lost Ballard's trail at the edge of the lake.
04:35At this time, I am very sure, I think...
04:38The lake!
04:46What's that soldier down there?
04:49It appears he's holding hands, sir.
04:52With a worker.
04:53You are fooling no one but yourself, Dijon!
04:57And not even him!
04:58It is wrong, now take it back, and that is final!
05:02I don't like the way things are going, Cutter.
05:05I'm counting on you for results.
05:08Now, can I depend on you or not?
05:09Yes, sir.
05:11All right, then.
05:11Let's wrap this up.
05:13Zeke!
05:14Zeke!
05:15Zeke!
05:16Zeke!
05:16Zeke!
05:17Zeke!
05:17Zeke!
05:18I've heard a lot about this Zeke.
05:23I even had the pleasure of meeting him once.
05:28But where is he now?
05:31Can anyone point him out?
05:34I mean, if this Zeke cares so much about us, then why isn't he here?
05:42I'll tell you why.
05:44Because Zeke doesn't give a damn about us.
05:49That's why he kidnapped our Princess.
05:51That's why he ran away.
05:55Ze is no hero.
05:56We are the heroes.
05:58We are the ones ensuring the future of our great colony.
06:02and when we've completed this magnificent structure we will reap the benefits more food
06:10and less work for everyone and as further reward for your heroic efforts each and every one of you
06:19will get the day off so you can be the guest of honor at the megatunnel dedication ceremonies
06:44now bring me that signature
06:52night operation catnapper will be completed wish me luck
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