00:03Congratulations, soldier.
00:06Well, you're a little short for a war hero, aren't you?
00:10Eddie, my shoot has been secretly treated with a silicone lubricant making it.
00:14Oh, good. I don't like hero.
00:16But you don't understand!
00:26No worry, Ed. We'll see it on TV in a year.
00:30That's good, soldier. Now wave.
00:39There was nothing you could do, Weaver.
00:42You didn't know they were going to war.
00:51Wait a minute. That's no soldier.
00:54That's Steve!
01:03Let's go, soldier.
01:14As I was saying, son, you are an ant after my own heart.
01:18An ant that looks death in the face and laughs.
01:22Well, you certainly have the Edco attitude, John.
01:25General Mandible.
01:29Keep your comments to yourself.
01:32Let me do the talking.
01:37May I present Her Majesty the Queen.
01:42Your great-grandfather sounds like a great man, Rolf.
01:46And the royal princess, Bala.
01:49Welcome home, soldier.
01:51We cannot begin to express our gratitude for your heroic efforts.
01:55The private has asked me to convey his most humble appreciation.
01:58An opportunity to nurture the life and future of a domestic fowl seems appealing.
02:02Hey, kids.
02:03You know what?
02:04Wouldn't it be great to adopt your very own balloon, Poochie?
02:07Well, you can.
02:08For just 25...
02:10Well, indeed.
02:12As you can see, your highness,
02:13the battlefield is still fresh in his mind.
02:16So, begging your pardon,
02:17but I think this is a perfect time to debrief the private.
02:21Can I try?
02:22Can I try?
02:23Very well, Tantor.
02:26Wow, my brain sucked out of our skulls!
02:28It is a game of all.
02:30Eddie, act like me.
02:32It's real.
02:37Tantor!
02:38Bar?
02:38What bar?
02:39I don't think you had the faintest idea Paloozadar was here until just a moment ago.
02:44What were you doing at a bar?
02:46Precisely what I want to know.
02:47Oh, photography, how interesting.
02:50I'm a bit of an artist myself, you know?
02:52So precautions had to be taken to avoid contaminate.
02:55Hmm, we have to jump through Crocodile and test the swamps and all in it.
02:58Oh, come on now, enough of this.
03:00I want this paper on the count of three.
03:02He's a worker.
03:03A worker? Dance with my fiancée.
03:06Man, he's real good.
03:08Who are you going to believe?
03:10That little um, her rat,
03:12or an honest bunch like us?
03:14Arrest him.
03:16Eddie, wait.
03:16I have a history game.
03:18What are you doing?
03:19Thank God, my daughter.
03:21He's taking our hostage.
03:24Oh, you see, I told you that, me cross.
03:26Go easy on him.
03:27Children will be children.
03:30That didn't let me out.
03:42Oh, my aching head.
03:44That was quite an experience.
03:46Put me down.
03:47Put me down.
03:48Tarzan, my boy.
03:50Oh, you don't know how happy I am to see you.
03:52There they are, down there.
03:53Let's go.
03:54Move, move, move, move, move.
03:56Exposed.
03:57Busted.
03:58Nope.
03:59Can't think of a word.
04:00What are you doing?
04:02Ah.
04:02Strange.
04:03My electrical magnet seems to be adverse to certain metal alloy.
04:06No, get off, get off, get off, get off.
04:09If those bumblers are secret agents,
04:12I'm Queen Bess in a bumb...
04:21What is it?
04:27It's beautiful.
04:29Which way?
04:30Get out of there!
04:34Did you know?
04:37Ah!
04:37Ah!
04:38Ah!
04:39Ah!
04:40Ah!
04:42Ah!
04:45Ah!
04:46Ah!
04:47Ah!
04:47I killed!
04:51Oh my God!
04:54Oh my God!
04:56Oh my God!
04:56Oh my God!
04:58Oh my God!
05:13This place freaks!
05:15I think we lost Gatron.
05:18I'm in a chain with a man who talks to monkeys.
05:21Are you all right?
05:23We've been everywhere looking for you.
05:24Oh my goodness!
05:26Lothar must adjust himself.
05:29Edward!
05:31That's it, mister!
05:32I've had just about enough of-
05:34Shush!
05:36...
05:36...
05:41...
05:42...
05:43...
05:45...
05:46...
05:47...
05:47...
05:47...
05:48...
05:49...
05:50...
05:50...
05:50...
05:52...
05:52...
05:52NOT YOUR SALAD BART!
06:02Goodness gracious!
06:09Every primary testing laboratory...
06:11No!
06:12Pass the probe.
06:13Graduate students all gather for...
06:15Electrical grid fail!
06:18What's all the hullabaloo about?
06:20It's just a baby kitten.
06:22Failures or blackouts, as they're more commonly known,
06:25are more often than not, temporary.
06:29He plays beautifully.
06:32Thank you, Ralph.
06:33Oh, look! We found another note!
06:36So, you gentlemen are with the Foreign Legion, am I correct?
06:40I just blew in from a biology lab!
06:43I'm back and I'm flapping free!
06:45Let me tell you a story and it's all about...
06:47Poop!
06:56Yo! The name is Patrick!
06:58The logic is erratic!
07:00Potato in a jacket!
07:02Toast in the magic!
07:03I'm rocking out!
07:04I'm thankful!
07:05My brain is thankful!
07:07I'm wrapped like an animal!
07:09But...
07:09I'm a mammal!
07:11All of our cosnetics are non-carcinogenic!
07:13We are!
07:14I'm brain-fried electrified!
07:16Infected and ejected-fied!
07:18Infected and ejected-fied!
07:20Infected and pesticide!
07:21Infected and oasis!
07:22Oh, shut up!
07:22Cause my radar's all shut up!
07:24Nerds!
07:25I need a checkup from the neck of...
07:27I'm belly!
07:28It seems to have no effect, Doctor!
07:30Get me another one!
07:31Get me another animal!
07:33Ah!
07:33They bruised and abused me!
07:35Better and bruised me!
07:37Red, white, green, white, suck em' right through me!
07:41So in my belly world...
07:42...and exorcising a little bruise...
07:44...will deal you with...
07:46...humor!
07:47Oh, and there were gorillas!
07:49Where?!
07:49No, no, no, no, no, no!
07:52Lucy!
07:53I'm not sure I follow it, but it...
07:55Hmm...
07:55Uh, we could make ID cards.
07:58I hadn't the funniest idea.
07:59Takes after a mother, you know.
08:01She'd come up with stories like that.
08:03Not about men in loinclubs, of course, but...
08:04Where's the mayo egg?!
08:05Huh?
08:05Yeah, look out, Mr. Gumpy!
08:07Oh, Mazza's a homo sapien!
08:13Oh, thank you.
08:14I can't do a thing with it in this humidity, though.
08:16We're smarter than...
08:17What a toast?!
08:18Oh, boy!
08:18A bus driver!
08:19Charles?
08:21You've been down there for almost half an hour!
08:24We're waiting!
08:26I'm gonna know if folks kind of thought I wanted to buy a company or a fortune.
08:31Now, where was I?
08:33This is not your challenge.
08:35But it says job...
08:37...Bonto Hollow.
08:43Told ya!
08:45Cool, attic, Eddie!
08:47I knew this Encyclopedia of Old World Culture would come in handy!
08:51Moves like an ape, but looks like a man.
08:53He could be the missing link.
08:56Don't get too close to me, or I may infect you!
09:00Oh, yes!
09:01Can't talk about it.
09:03Legal stuff.
09:04But I'll be holding auditions for local talent.
09:06You guys wouldn't last two minutes in town without old baddie leading the way!
09:09Let's drive to the city, fellas!
09:13We're too young to drive, eh?
09:15My dad has a shovel!
09:17Well, I say, if we can't go to the city...
09:19Exactly.
09:22Clayton!
09:25It appears we have visitors.
09:29Extraordinary!
09:30Um...
09:31Please, can you take me to my camp?
09:36Yes!
09:37Clayton!
09:38Wonderful!
09:39Um...
09:40Too bad!
09:41Spookyville!
09:42Here we go!
09:45Hey!
09:47Where are you going?
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