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For Alex Culp
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00:26We'll see you next time.
05:06Well, let's see now. The story begins.
05:11There's an art to storytelling, Eddie.
05:14One must use a palette of words to paint images, blend sentences, and project them in an interesting way.
05:22Now, if someone could just redirect their foot, I'd be happy to tell Johnny the story.
05:30Oh, Jimmy, I'm blurred, bewildered, befuddled at this melee of misinterpretation.
05:37First, with my book accidentally plunging atop of Lee's foot, a fortuitous mishap, I assured them.
05:42Here, then Rolf. Oh, dear friend Rolf, he was in need of a new pencil. He is worn, unusable.
05:48Oh, um, I withdraw my last statement. No harm done, yes?
05:53Shall we continue tending to our eggs with a gentle, organic cotton bud massage?
05:58Excellent. You've made a real breakthrough.
06:02And?
06:02Yes, you are.
06:04Well, what a coincidence.
06:07Put the sock in it, witchy.
06:09Welcome, welcome, blessed morning, sir.
06:13Welcome, welcome, beautiful, beautiful.
06:16Come on, buongiorno, life, buongiorno, trance, buongiorno.
06:19Come on, buongiorno.
06:21I hear the song, good day, buongiorno, everyone.
06:26Welcome, welcome, here our warning song.
06:29Welcome, welcome, Grodin's in the room.
06:32And as we sing our warning song, he starts to think a good be wrong.
06:37As she's from the trance of the woman's voice, she'll come along.
06:47Uh, Worker.
06:49Uh, Worker.
06:57Worker.
06:59The bells, they ring loud in the steeple.
07:04They ring for me.
07:06Let's try it again.
07:08Firm brain will swing hard, back straight, and the pain of the killer's room is here for me.
07:16Go, go, go, off to work we go.
07:20I said that your body's golden.
07:23We can eat and we can drink and we can have a good time.
07:28I've got my little song and now my little song is gone.
07:43Just as I thought. One teaspoon of butter is perfectly measured. Eddie?
07:48Not a double D. You guys haven't lived till you've tried one of my omelets.
07:55Hey, hey!
07:56Ooh, sorry, Z. I didn't see ya.
07:59Don't rush me, Eddie. There's an art to folding tacos from Paper Plane.
08:04All right!
08:07Now you're getting it. After all, it's not about you. It's about us. The team.
08:16It's about this.
08:19Oh, please. A squirt gun?
08:22Okay, people. Are we feeling good?
08:25Yeah!
08:26I'll be fine.
08:27Great. Now, R1734 through Z7829, you guys are on wrecking ball.
08:34You got it.
08:34Nice ride, huh, Blake? That'll be 25 cents.
08:37All right, it's swing time.
08:38Let's love this. Let's go.
08:40We'll be slurping jawbreakers for weeks.
08:44Actually, Eddie, with current exchange rates, maybe...
08:47Would you cut it out already?
08:49Jeez, I love my work.
08:51And you, well...
08:53You think too much.
08:55Come on, Z. Help us build a bigger, better colony.
08:59And for crying out loud, try to be happy about it.
09:01All aboard the money train.
09:03We're gonna be rich, drown in cash, swim in a moolah.
09:06Okay, workers. Remember...
09:08Oh, dear.
09:10Be the ball.
09:12Uh-oh.
09:12Let the energy flow through you.
09:18Not good. Not good.
09:20Quick, let's pull him out.
09:24Faster, push me down faster.
09:27Hey, give it up.
09:28Hang on, here we go.
09:32I've got eggs, sir.
09:34No.
09:47Not Z.
09:49It'll take weeks to disinfect these clothes.

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