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The Valley Season 3 Episode 7 dives deep into the evolving dynamics of the tech industry, exploring the challenges and opportunities faced by companies and their leaders. This episode delves into crucial aspects of innovation, particularly focusing on the strategic decisions impacting growth and market position.
We examine the intricate interplay between technological advancements and business strategy. Discussions highlight how emerging trends are reshaping conventional business models and demanding adaptive leadership. The episode emphasizes the importance of foresight and agility in navigating a rapidly changing economic landscape.
Key insights reveal the critical role of data analytics and artificial intelligence in driving competitive advantage. The analysis showcases how effective implementation of these tools can unlock new revenue streams and optimize operational efficiency. Learn about the future of business intelligence and its transformative potential.
#TheValley #TechIndustry #BusinessStrategy
We examine the intricate interplay between technological advancements and business strategy. Discussions highlight how emerging trends are reshaping conventional business models and demanding adaptive leadership. The episode emphasizes the importance of foresight and agility in navigating a rapidly changing economic landscape.
Key insights reveal the critical role of data analytics and artificial intelligence in driving competitive advantage. The analysis showcases how effective implementation of these tools can unlock new revenue streams and optimize operational efficiency. Learn about the future of business intelligence and its transformative potential.
#TheValley #TechIndustry #BusinessStrategy
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00:00I feel like we're not quite on the same page energy-wise, and I need that.
00:03I'm focused on being with you on the roller coaster, nothing else,
00:06and I feel like you're a little critical of me.
00:07No, I'm feeling it's like formative.
00:09I'm all right!
00:12I'm all right!
00:15Everything is all right!
00:18Everything is all right!
00:21I'm all right!
00:36I'll take three high shoes.
00:38How was the roller coaster?
00:39Oh, it was so much fun.
00:40Are we doing dinner soon?
00:41Yeah, let's go!
00:43The house is actually nice.
00:45It may have a llama and two goats, and there's a donkey and a gym.
00:49You're not paying any attention.
00:51What?
00:52It's so pretty.
00:54Don't want a dinner.
00:56You got a gorilla?
00:57You got a gorilla?
00:58You got a gorilla?
00:58It's so good.
01:00I don't feel that great.
01:01I can't be in your body.
01:02Where are we going?
01:03What's it called?
01:03Straff.
01:04Straff.
01:04Oh, I see it.
01:05I see it.
01:09This is like a sports bar.
01:10I watched the cat.
01:11Oh, this is quite lively.
01:12Oh, damn.
01:13I'm so hungry, though.
01:17Thank you so much.
01:18Mia?
01:20I'll be here.
01:20I'll be here.
01:21I'll be here.
01:47I'll be here.
01:50I'll be here.
01:51I'll be here.
01:52Bring your chair.
01:53Bring your chair.
01:56I don't care.
01:56I know.
01:57I just want to be closer to me.
01:59Like, cool.
02:00I'm hoping in the future Michelle and I can get to just like a place of mutual respect.
02:07But the way that her and her friends treated me last summer was truly like the worst way
02:13I've ever been treated.
02:15Hello?
02:15Michelle and I are here talking about my friend in Orange County.
02:20That she has been sleeping with other guys.
02:22Is that true or false?
02:23That is correct.
02:24The guy from Baywatch.
02:27But Janet, specifically, I just don't vibe with her.
02:30She just does things that are so sneaky, mean.
02:33She was like, I'm going to send all of you guys cease and desist so you don't talk about me.
02:37It's truly, like, diabolical.
02:39They have a Belmont Park IPA.
02:42Cheers.
02:42I'll get up with you.
02:43Yeah.
02:44Oh, you're a good friend.
02:44You're your best friend, Janet?
02:46She's a piece.
02:48I feel like I don't think I want to see you at none.
02:53So you want to call an Uber?
02:54Yeah.
02:54Do you want me to go with you?
02:56Or do you want me to bring you food?
02:57Or what do you want to do?
02:57You can stay.
02:58I can associate.
02:59I don't want to be shot.
03:02I don't want to be a negative man.
03:04I mean, if you feel like , you feel like .
03:06I mean, the fact that you gave birth to our daughter and what we're looking right now,
03:10it's part of that still.
03:11And...
03:12And if I'm not eating a kitchen?
03:14No.
03:15Saying that cut is true, and that's literally...
03:17Why would I just say that?
03:20I'm physically uncomfortable because I'm having to change an adult diaper.
03:26Okay, I need a restroom.
03:28I feel like I need to...
03:29I can feel it.
03:31I'm so pissed.
03:32It's the way.
03:34And I didn't want to come because I don't .
03:36Why do I have to be here wasting my time?
03:40When I could just be at home in bed.
03:42I think there's a lot of tension.
03:43Oh, I know.
03:45For you to check out because you need to lay in bed is what your body is pushing out of
03:48you.
03:49Is that what I should do?
03:50I'm not going to tell you what you should do.
03:51I'm not in your body.
03:51It sounds like you're getting .
03:53I'm not.
03:54I'm not in your body.
03:55I'm telling you, there's only so much I can empathize with because I can't physically
03:59experience what you're experiencing.
04:00That's all I'm saying.
04:01You don't offer a mighty of that.
04:02Just like...
04:03I'm sorry.
04:03Okay, then I'm just sorry.
04:05I didn't mean it in that way.
04:06I'm not trying to make you feel bad.
04:07Postpartum is much harder than pregnancy, and I think it's surprised me at how distant
04:13I feel from Luke.
04:15I think I thought we really could focus on being a team, but Luke's never going to understand
04:21what it's like to be in my shoes.
04:23Hey.
04:24Hey.
04:24How are you doing?
04:25It's just like now I'm just making this a big deal is giving me so a lot of them.
04:29Why can't my fiancé just be like, hey, if you don't want to go home, they'll be like,
04:33I can't fix the video in your body.
04:36Like...
04:37Okay, hold on.
04:39Postpartum is real, man.
04:40It is a real thing.
04:41I don't care what I'm saying.
04:42It's a lot.
04:44Are you okay?
04:45Not...
04:45Oh, my God.
04:46This is what I'm talking about.
04:47Okay.
04:47Never mind.
04:48Sorry.
04:48Sorry.
04:49Sorry.
04:49I was just asking.
04:50I'm...
04:51This is exactly what I'm talking about.
04:54I can't just not feel great without it being this big sayonara big ass.
04:59This is what I'm talking about, okay?
05:01I thought you were looking at me.
05:02Are you okay?
05:03I mean, emotionally, no.
05:07She doesn't want everybody talking about it.
05:09I think that's what it is.
05:12It'll be much more comfortable soon.
05:15No.
05:15Don't.
05:16Don't.
05:17Get it.
05:17It really sucks.
05:19Kristen and my relationship is not in the ideal place.
05:23I feel like a verbal punching bag.
05:25I just wish there was a mutual understanding that we're both figuring this out.
05:29I just want to go to bed.
05:30She needs to go lay down.
05:31She needs to go lay down.
05:33Anybody would want to lay down if they want her.
05:34She needs to lay down.
05:36I love you.
05:38Part of me believes this is very normal for new parents.
05:41And there's another part of me that believes this is insanity.
05:47What happened?
05:48She's already in the car, headed back.
05:49I don't know.
05:50I think it's physical.
05:51I plan it 100%.
05:52Okay.
05:54Like...
05:54Michelle.
05:55How would you feel if Jesse was our officiant at our wedding?
05:59He's not our officiant at our wedding.
06:01Are you shocked?
06:03It's a joke.
06:04You guys are not letting him officiate your wedding.
06:07Of course they are.
06:08Off the top of your dome, do an officiant right now.
06:10This is your audition.
06:12Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us today.
06:14Please be seated.
06:16I am here in New Jersey to celebrate love of two women that I have grown so close to over
06:23the years.
06:23And what is love to us?
06:26Love is not defined by...
06:28Are you going to give a dictionary definition?
06:30Of course.
06:31Blame.
06:31You're losing.
06:32That was my audition.
06:33Come on.
06:33No, you got to go harder.
06:35Can I give my audition?
06:36Yeah.
06:38We all know...
06:39Wait, Jesse.
06:40When you find love...
06:41Which competition?
06:41...and you choose to get married, you know that it will end.
06:47But...
06:48You guys are lesbians.
06:50We are in a chance at the time.
06:53Guys, thank you so much for Lala.
06:55You're hired.
06:56Lala, you're hired.
06:57Vote for Lala.
07:00Salute.
07:02Geez, but now eye contact.
07:05Please, please, dude.
07:06You look so cute, baby.
07:08Whoa, whoa, whoa.
07:09You can't look away.
07:10Oh, you gotta look up.
07:11Eye contact with the chairs.
07:14And sip.
07:17That's it.
07:17I thought we were finishing them.
07:18No.
07:20Oh, we're not calling you.
07:21No.
07:21I have heard that Danny, when he drinks just one too many, becomes very obnoxious and loud and super annoying.
07:28Bam.
07:30You're not eating these things.
07:32Bring them over.
07:33And I hear someone super annoying and loud and obnoxious, and it's Danny.
07:37Look at me in the eyes.
07:39Look at me in the eyes.
07:40I don't focus on any negativity.
07:43One of each appetizers were over on this side.
07:47Do you mind?
07:48Do you have yours?
07:49We're sitting there.
07:51I do know with myself, one too many, and aggression starts happening.
07:58So I'm watching Danny like a hawk, and I gotta be on guard.
08:03You can do it, Michelle.
08:06I just don't want you to yawn, because you might be, you know, labeled an alcoholic if you fall asleep.
08:13Stop.
08:14That's what happened.
08:16That's what happened.
08:17Starting.
08:18Starting.
08:19I'm ignoring.
08:21I love this.
08:21This is such a fun day.
08:23Yeah.
08:23I just don't want her to be labeled.
08:25Can we go?
08:26I'm ready to take this shirt off and put sweatpants on.
08:29Not like that.
08:30All right.
08:31We're going.
08:32Janet, can you guys stay back and have a quick chat with Lacey and I?
08:35Yeah.
08:38You guys gonna show for a little bit?
08:40Okay.
08:40Bye, guys.
08:42Whew.
08:42I ate so much fast food.
08:44When we get home, I'll get the baby down, and then I'll hand you the mouse.
08:48I don't want her.
08:49I noticed you blocked me, so I didn't want to, like, intrude if there's, like, a boundary there.
08:54If there's anything you want to talk to me about, I'm here.
08:57The thing is, I don't personally like this gang up, mean girl, bully thing.
09:04Okay.
09:05Michelle's point of view on me is warranted because they were married and they were going
09:10through a hard time.
09:11With you, the way you treated me is, like, so uncool.
09:15Like, you went on national television and told the world I was threatening to sue you.
09:21You said you were gonna send everyone cease and desist.
09:23I never said that to you.
09:25Okay.
09:26Okay.
09:26I never said that.
09:27I don't have a mean girl gang up mentality.
09:30I did not like that you sent Michelle a legal letter.
09:32That's the only problem I've ever had with you.
09:34Like, my wish is that I told you you hurt my feelings and you were like, I'm so sorry.
09:38I treated you unfairly because I'm a ride or die for my friend and, like, you don't deserve
09:43that.
09:43Instead, you're still making excuses.
09:45Like, you shouldn't have sent a legal letter.
09:47Wait, but all you were upset about is that I said you threatened legal action.
09:51I'm upset from the day I met you for how you treated me and said, oh my gosh, you're
09:56lazy.
09:56I saw on Reddit you auditioned for Housewives, like, 17 times and you were laughing.
10:00I have the message from you apologizing.
10:02Did you ever audition for Orange County Housewives?
10:05Yeah.
10:05That's not my issue.
10:07My issue is, when I met Janet, the first thing she said to me was how she was Googling
10:13me and doing a background check and she went on a deep dive on me on Reddit.
10:18Because that's weird and inappropriate.
10:21Am I lying?
10:22I don't think it was exactly like that, but sure.
10:24Okay.
10:25That came on with offensive team, I'm sorry.
10:26Well, first of all, you don't audition for Housewives, so we were laughing about it.
10:28Who cares if you did?
10:29I was like, okay, great.
10:30You should be like, yeah, I said that.
10:31It was a bad joke.
10:32It was in poor taste.
10:33Pull the message.
10:33I just want to have a fun weekend.
10:35I'm really happy you guys are here.
10:36I hope you guys have a fun weekend too.
10:38This is the type of apology that everybody hates you for.
10:42It's the type of apology with that.
10:44What exactly is she apologizing for?
10:46This is a joke.
10:46It's the type of apology.
10:47I guess you guys just don't mean much to me.
10:50So I just don't, it's not worth my time.
10:52I've met Lacey a couple times.
10:54The fact, though, that she thinks I'm digging up information is interesting because everything
10:58I know about her, she's come out and told me.
11:01Wait, Janet.
11:01You're walking away.
11:02Oh, and this is what she does.
11:04You're walking away.
11:05She did this in Santa Barbara when I brought up Lacey.
11:07Stop trying to play a game with me.
11:09Your friends shouldn't be threatening legal stuff.
11:12Well, you know what?
11:12Your best friend shouldn't have been cheating on me for two years, but she did.
11:15Honestly, if I was married to you, I would be cheating on you too.
11:18Don't yell at her.
11:19That's a Janet thing.
11:20Don't take my battle.
11:22Don't talk.
11:23What is, you guys, this is like too far.
11:25Good job.
11:25Like, this is too far.
11:30Don't talk.
11:31Coming up.
11:32Being first-time parents, there are times that things drive her to a point of taking
11:36things out on people she loves.
11:37To just feel, like, respected and loved, and I don't feel that.
11:51Don't talk.
11:52Janet.
11:54You.
11:55Like, this is too far.
11:56Let her walk away.
11:57She always walks away.
11:58Don't yell over me.
11:59She always walks away from a battle.
12:00What is your problem right now?
12:01Can you stop talking right now?
12:02I'm going to go set with you.
12:04No.
12:04Hey.
12:05Hey.
12:06Can you come to the car if you come around?
12:07I'm coming right now.
12:08I'm coming right now.
12:09I'm coming.
12:10Be my teammate.
12:11Don't, like, stop me and say that...
12:13Because I don't appreciate you yelling in my ear ever.
12:15There's no realm in which you're going to yell.
12:15Janet does the same thing every time.
12:17Janet can't just be like, you're right, I forgot I wrote that to you.
12:21I'm sorry.
12:22She instead tries to manipulate the situation, then jumps up, storms away.
12:27It's like, sit down and take your medicine.
12:30Just grow up.
12:32It just drives me f***ing nuts.
12:34I'm not trying to poke at you.
12:35I'm not trying to start anything.
12:37I'm telling you the only thing I ever disliked was the legal letter thing.
12:42Lacey told her experience.
12:44And Janet's idea of...
12:46Remember last year?
12:47...was defensive.
12:48Defensive.
12:49There's not this, like, hatred or animosity towards you.
12:52That's my whole persona now.
12:54Like, you can Google my name and it's Baywatch cheating, threatening, lying.
12:57David Hasselhoff blocked me, so...
13:00Shut up.
13:02Hand to God.
13:02And I think his new wife did.
13:03And I was never referring to him.
13:05So I feel so bad.
13:09I'm sorry if I've hurt your feelings.
13:11Genuinely.
13:12I don't go and sit with, like, six girlfriends and, like, gab a girl.
13:15We've never done that.
13:16Like, genuinely.
13:17Give me your car key.
13:18I'll go get the car.
13:19Can you apologize for yelling?
13:20Because that really did a thing.
13:21At some point.
13:22No, right now.
13:23Not right now.
13:24No.
13:24Please.
13:25We can all move forward if you'll peg him tonight.
13:27I don't even know what that means.
13:29Who's your...
13:29No, I don't want that.
13:30I want you to Jesse in the ass.
13:32I don't even talk about that stuff.
13:34That's not...
13:35Okay, cool.
13:36Add it to my new mental list.
13:37Get things to be offended by.
13:38Yeah, okay, great.
13:40Let's get the car.
13:41That way.
13:43Where's our car?
13:47We home.
13:48Yop, yop, yop.
13:50Thank you, sir.
13:58I can't wait to change.
13:59Cozy.
14:00Ooh, y'all miss all the drama.
14:03Don't tell.
14:03Don't tell.
14:04I can't pay attention without my face.
14:06It's the mean mad guy.
14:07You said sorry.
14:09It's hard to do.
14:09Do you?
14:09It's hard not to be surrounded by mean energy.
14:12I'm going to take a shower, like, right before we go to bed.
14:14We rub up on each other.
14:15Black beach.
14:16Black beach.
14:17My titties won't be here for long.
14:18You got to do it while it's hot.
14:19Can you put it all on the top?
14:21I'm on the top.
14:23These are accordion closet doors.
14:25They fold up like an accordion.
14:27I don't know what that means, and I don't want to.
14:30Tell us everything.
14:31By the way, you look ridiculous.
14:33That's why you're so ugly.
14:35This is me in my prime of my life.
14:39I have a beer and my feet are being squeezed.
14:42Okay.
14:42I thought you were in a good room because what the hell happened?
14:45I don't like her and I don't like him.
14:48Okay.
14:49You need to say sorry for that interest.
14:50Let's just get you.
14:51You're like a whiny, like, ugh.
14:53Let's get you settled in.
14:54You're giving me an ick.
14:55Okay.
14:56Let's get you settled in.
14:59Get you out of your fancy dinner dress.
15:04No, I still don't.
15:05Okay.
15:06She said it's six girls ganging up on her all at once.
15:09Nobody was ganging up on her.
15:11She said a year ago, I said to her, I knew that you auditioned for the housewives.
15:18Get off the .
15:19Can't get off the chair.
15:20By the way, I've heard it from like 50 people that she's tried to be a housewife.
15:25Why does she care what I think?
15:27I'm a fan.
15:28If anybody was ganging up on somebody, it was her ganging up on me.
15:32Amen.
15:32I said the only thing I don't like is that you sent my friend a legal letter.
15:35Has she apologized to you for that?
15:36No.
15:37No, never.
15:39Uh-oh.
15:39Uh-oh.
15:40I'm doing an extend.
15:42Oh, it's stretching me out.
15:45Oh, I'm going back.
15:46I'm going back.
15:48Oh, no.
15:51I can't breathe.
15:55Oh, my God.
15:56I can't breathe.
15:57Where were we?
16:01Oh, man.
16:02Why does she have to go so dark, bro?
16:03I'm just like kind of concerned because Kristen seemed like she was in a very negative headspace.
16:09Because I know Kristen's just like going through so many things.
16:12What happened today?
16:14Being first-time parents with a three-month-old child, there are times that things drive her to a point
16:19of taking things out on people she loves.
16:23I think you also know that.
16:24Which is you and me.
16:25Which is us. Yeah.
16:26I will say I did feel like it was getting-
16:28But you just feel like it was getting-
16:29Respected and loved.
16:30And I don't feel that.
16:31The constant criticism is hurtful.
16:33And they stick with me.
16:35And make me question, am I a good dad?
16:39Am I failing Kristen?
16:42Am I even a good person?
16:44I just want them acknowledged that she doesn't mean them.
16:48Just tell me.
16:49I snapped.
16:50I lost my mind.
16:50But regardless, I shouldn't have said those and I'm sorry.
16:53Because I love you and I want to live the rest of my life with you.
16:57And I love our daughter together.
16:59And you know, whatever.
17:00That's it.
17:01Our first night out.
17:02Who does our first night out?
17:03First time we're both leaving Kaia together.
17:05And we got in that fight.
17:07Don't try to like one up me right now.
17:09This is what you do to me.
17:09You never under-
17:09You have empathy for people other than me.
17:13I feel like any time I misstep, I have to walk on eggshells most of the time.
17:16I know that fight sucked.
17:18The day after, like your text messages to me were,
17:22All I care about is Kaia.
17:24All I care about is Kristen.
17:26If I misstep, I'm done.
17:29I know it's really hard sometimes with Kristen.
17:32And I know it's really hard in these moments.
17:33I'm like, I don't even know why I'm crying.
17:37You should be crying.
17:38I get it.
17:39It's not that she's not going to misstep.
17:41Because God knows she is going to.
17:44But what you do is you support her when she needs it most.
17:47And you are, you are everything she needs at the moment she needs it.
17:55But you are such a good person.
17:56And you are so good to Kristen.
17:58And like the best parent to Kaia.
18:01And that's all that matters.
18:05It's been a long time since I've felt the appreciation of what you just said about me.
18:09That's not something I hear.
18:10I never thought that there was potential I'd be in a really dark place when I have a newborn baby
18:16with Kristen.
18:17Like that's not something I considered.
18:19I mean, Kristen and I wanted Kaia, we wanted a baby really badly.
18:22We worked really hard for this.
18:24And now it feels like it's tearing us apart.
18:26There are times I feel like I'm fighting for us and she's fighting against me.
18:30And that's it.
18:31That's all there is to it.
18:34That's it, Don't let just anybody in here.
18:50Hi, guys.
18:52This one looks like it's got eyeliner on.
19:01I was going to ask if I could use your shower.
19:03Do you have enough towels or do I need to get one?
19:05Grab a towel.
19:06There's some right out there.
19:07Don't take s*** from anybody.
19:09Don't let these girls bully you to make you feel like anything.
19:13Is everybody ready for the safari?
19:15I can't remember the last time I went to a booth.
19:17It's been a while for me.
19:19Lala, I got to tell you something.
19:21I had the most fleshly, intense, carnal sex dream,
19:29and you were involved in it.
19:31What?
19:31I swear I'm not trying to be lewd or, like, I can't talk about it.
19:35Wait, were you super dirty to me?
19:36Yes.
19:37Oh, my God.
19:38And I'm taking it to the grave, and I erased it from my memory,
19:41especially because I'm in a relationship now.
19:42No, tell us what happened.
19:42You didn't really cheat on her, Schwartz.
19:44I know, but I...
19:45Just a dream.
19:46I'm not even trying to be funny right now.
19:47I literally was worried about looking you in the eye this morning.
19:50And that's how...
19:51You didn't give me something.
19:52Just a foot position.
19:53There was no foreplay or anything.
19:54Was your s*** on my chest or something?
19:56I don't understand.
19:57Not that level, but we were, you know, we did some freaky stuff.
20:00I just don't see him slapping ass, choking out.
20:04I just don't.
20:06I see him kind of being like, yeah, this is fun, with his, like, glasses kind of steamed up.
20:10His socks are probably still on.
20:12Whoa.
20:13Wait, did you wake up with a boner?
20:15Hard on.
20:18Whoa.
20:19You can't ask me that.
20:20Oh, my God.
20:21He did.
20:22We're getting off track here.
20:23I'm so into it, Schwartz.
20:24No.
20:29I feel like I work at the zoo, unfortunately.
20:31You're on, like, a fancy safari, and you paid me to be your guide at the zoo.
20:35Yeah, that's exactly it.
20:36It's okay.
20:37Do you like my safari outfit?
20:38I do.
20:39I do.
20:39I like those shorts are perfect.
20:40Right?
20:41I'm going to probably have to leave from the safari.
20:43To go to your work dinner?
20:44To go to a work dinner, yeah.
20:45I was looking at it.
20:46It makes no sense for you to come back late night just to sleep here.
20:49But then I'll be leaving you here with, like, I mean, things got pretty intense last night.
20:52Yeah, it did.
20:53Maybe today the vibe will be different.
20:54We'll see.
20:54Maybe we'll see some, I don't know, a rhinoceros or something and get in a good mood.
20:58Yeah.
20:58I'm really excited for giraffes.
21:04Oh, there's a swing.
21:05Oh, it's a beautiful swing.
21:07I know.
21:08It's actually really relaxing.
21:09Feels like a rocking chair.
21:11You love this shirt.
21:12Is it so reminiscent?
21:17Oh, my goodness.
21:19Look at the t-shirt.
21:20What size is that?
21:22I don't know.
21:22I'm thinking it might have been Benji's shirt.
21:24It's a medium.
21:25It definitely is.
21:28You feel well rested?
21:29How are you feeling?
21:29I'm feeling good again.
21:31This is the stuff you don't hear about, you know?
21:34Everyone's like, the pregnancy, the pregnancy.
21:36And it's like, it's after that is so gnarly.
21:41Yeah.
21:42That's why I get anxiety about leaving the house and stuff.
21:45I'm like, I'm in my comfort zone.
21:47I'm like, I just want to be with her and go to bed.
21:49Yeah.
21:50I don't know.
21:51What you're going through, trying to be as empathetic and patient as possible, it just
21:57does wear on me.
21:58I feel like the times where I start getting short is when I feel like I'm being treated
22:02in a way I don't deserve.
22:03And I'm not necessarily doing it to you.
22:04It just builds up to the point where I get into this kind of defensive mode where I'm
22:08like, don't clap back.
22:10Don't whatever.
22:11Keep it short.
22:12Don't think it's just going to stir things up.
22:14Either one of us are defensive in whatever moment, I think is what a lot of the problem
22:19is.
22:19Yeah.
22:20I feel like there are times and sometimes more frequent than others where it's like
22:27it's being, you're being sharp.
22:28You're, you know, if I'm not doing exactly what you think I should be doing, I'm hearing
22:32it.
22:34And sometimes I'm just like, I get a little beat down and all I want from you is for you
22:39to say like, you know, it's stress and anxiety.
22:42I don't mean to be this way.
22:43It's for you.
22:44Like literally just like that would take weight off my chest.
22:46I think I just get overwhelmed so that I'm like, I don't know, but I agree with you.
22:52It's not fair.
22:53I had anxiety well before I even had Kaya, but at the postpartum anxiety on top of it,
22:59it's just, it's a mess.
23:02Sometimes I feel rage.
23:03Sometimes I feel uncontrollable sadness.
23:07And I may mean to say a certain thing a certain way, but it comes out completely out of pocket
23:15and it comes out, especially toward Luke, as something that I don't feel or mean.
23:21I definitely don't need to take it out on you and I shouldn't take it out on you.
23:26It's like not conducive or helpful to like our household and are such an amazing dad to
23:31her.
23:31And you guys have such a special relationship between the two of you that makes me so happy.
23:35So I just, I need to like, try to be more patient.
23:41Luke is so different than anyone that I've ever been with.
23:45Thank God.
23:45He really wants to communicate and just talk through things rather than sweep them under
23:50the rug.
23:50Let's get angry.
23:51And then keep getting angry in a snowball effect.
23:54But I still worry that at some point he's going to be like, I've had enough.
23:58Like, the way I felt with exes in the past and moments of really heightened anxiety.
24:05You know, you and Kaya are my absolute priority.
24:08Nothing more important than the work.
24:10They love you.
24:12I love you.
24:17Coming up.
24:19I'm just worried about how hot it is.
24:21Why are you laughing?
24:22Daniel.
24:24What?
24:24I'm really overwhelmed and I'm hot and our baby's not.
24:27So it's a lot for me.
24:28Yeah.
24:43Wait, I passed this for everybody.
24:48Woohoo.
24:49Okay.
24:50I'm doing a map.
24:50I'll take a wheelchair.
24:52Let's do it.
24:52Oh, baby.
24:53What are we doing with the baby?
24:55She's coming with us.
24:55So we gotta...
24:56Are you serious?
24:57If you have a problem with something, you need to also have a solution for me.
25:00If you want to hop on, either one is good.
25:02All right.
25:03Success.
25:05I'm the only one that brought a survival pack here.
25:07Babe, the baby.
25:09Why are you not helping the baby get up here?
25:10My goodness.
25:11Is Lena not coming?
25:12Lena's coming.
25:13Okay.
25:14She's...
25:14What's happening?
25:15So the baby needs to come up.
25:16It means you're in charge of...
25:17With the duna?
25:18Yes.
25:18Okay.
25:19She needs help.
25:19She's got a backpack.
25:20She's got a carrier.
25:21She doesn't know.
25:21You didn't tell her anything.
25:24Daniel is super ready to enjoy this safari park.
25:28And I want to join him.
25:30But I have the baby.
25:31I feel like I'm juggling so much and taking care of all the little details.
25:35And I just want him to be, like, there with me.
25:38Do you need her with us?
25:41Yeah, she's hungry.
25:41I need to nurse her 10 minutes ago.
25:45Game time.
25:46You want to have a good day now?
25:47Hell yeah.
25:48I'm not.
25:48Game time.
25:49Game time.
25:49We're all in the same spot.
25:51After my conversation with Luke this morning, I really do want us to be in a better place.
25:57I want to be softer on him.
25:58I want to be more fun.
26:00I want today to be drama-free, easy breezy.
26:03So much that I'm willing to offer myself as tribute and go sit on the same van as Janet.
26:08Hi, guys.
26:09My name's Amelia.
26:10I'm going to be your guide while we're out here.
26:12We've got some zip lining.
26:14We're going into the habitats to get as close as we possibly can with these animals.
26:17It's time for a little meal.
26:20A little leche.
26:21We're going to head down.
26:22What are we doing with this baby right now?
26:24She's staying with us the whole next 90 minutes.
26:26Are there any favorite animals I should know about, though?
26:31We have our giraffes, our rhinos, everybody just rolling around all together all day long.
26:35Also, on the driver's side, we do have our elephant habitat.
26:38Oh, they're so cute.
26:40And then we have another little one named Micaiah.
26:42Micaiah?
26:43Micaiah?
26:44Kristen, there's Micaiah.
26:46Micaiah was actually our biggest baby.
26:47She was 250 pounds when she was born.
26:50They're pregnant for two years.
26:52So that's the last time to cook.
26:53Oh, my God.
26:54Two years?
26:55Miserable, right?
26:56They also weigh, like, five tons.
26:57I have so much sympathy for them.
26:59They're, like, 8.4 tons.
27:00This place is huge.
27:01Whoa, look at the giraffes.
27:03You guys see them?
27:03Oh, my goodness.
27:06Oh, my God.
27:07Oh, my God.
27:07Wow.
27:08Oh, yes.
27:08Hey!
27:10And I feel him.
27:11I used to feel him.
27:12I know him right now.
27:14He knows he's hot.
27:15You know what I mean?
27:16No one likes that.
27:17That is so funny.
27:19Pretty hot for a baby.
27:20Not good.
27:21She should be, like, in the shade.
27:23Oh, and the rhinos.
27:24The rhinos, the scariest part, yeah.
27:26See the wildebeest?
27:27Lion King?
27:27Is it wildebeest?
27:28I know.
27:29I was looking at that.
27:32I'm just worried about how hot it is.
27:34Why are you laughing?
27:35Daniel.
27:37Daniel.
27:38What?
27:38Why are you laughing?
27:40A lot going on.
27:41Yeah, but we're really overwhelmed, and I'm hot.
27:44Our baby's hot, and there's nowhere to cool her off.
27:46So it's a lot for me.
27:48Yeah.
27:51Can you be attuned to me?
27:52Yeah.
27:53Um, can you look inside that green bag, if there's anything we can fan her with?
27:57You're not a chicken.
27:58Okay, you're not a chicken.
27:59You make those faces.
28:00What are you looking for?
28:01Just something we can fan her with when there's no airflow.
28:04It was about to, like, hear you go.
28:04Oh, thank you.
28:07Oh.
28:08Here, you want to?
28:09Will this help?
28:10Just, like, a little...
28:10No, it's okay.
28:11Okay.
28:12It definitely is a little weird seeing, like, Danny and Mia bicker, because then I start
28:16feeling awkward that I have to go, look, a giraffe!
28:18Look, when we get into the sun, try to adjust if you can.
28:23So pretty!
28:25Normally, they handle their stuff behind closed doors, which we all know, so I think something
28:30is brewing there.
28:31If you're not going on a zip line, we are taking you off this truck now.
28:33I love you.
28:34Bye, Jason!
28:35Bye.
28:36I love you.
28:36See you back home tomorrow.
28:38Yeah.
28:39What's that smell?
28:40I thought it did.
28:41Look, look, look!
28:43Jesus!
28:44Here's the bar that's more important.
28:46Definitely.
28:47Hi!
28:47I will take a rhino full of vodka.
28:50Oh, my God.
28:51Look how far that is.
28:53Absolutely not.
28:54Even if Channing Tatum was like, I'll kiss you, I'd be like, I guess I'm missing out.
29:01Jesse, you feeling good?
29:03Yippee-ki-yay, mother f***er!
29:05Don't scream, because we don't want to scare the animals.
29:08Three, two, one.
29:16My stomach is in my butthole.
29:19Here I come, you horny rhino.
29:22Oh, God.
29:24You know what?
29:25This is...
29:26Okay.
29:29Oh, there's a bug on me.
29:31Ow.
29:31Oh, this is nice.
29:33Wow, this is beautiful.
29:37Look at Kristen's face.
29:40Oh, my God.
29:42What?
29:44Oh, my gosh, you're going to catch me.
29:48That was beautiful.
29:49Hell, yeah.
29:53Did you bite your tongue?
29:54Yay!
29:58Woo!
29:59Oh, my God.
30:01Ah!
30:02That was amazing.
30:03I don't know that I loved it.
30:06Ooh, I like it.
30:07Thank you, guys.
30:08This is our food selection.
30:10I'm starving.
30:11I'll start with this.
30:12It was so good.
30:13What is this drink?
30:14Baca soda water.
30:15I love skinny margaritas, if you can use that.
30:18I'll take a white cloth.
30:18We called it safari nirvana, is what we decided.
30:21You know they said shoulder width apart, right?
30:22Yeah, you spread eagles.
30:24Keep your, like, shoulder width apart.
30:26Hold them together in the middle, you know, slowing down, because I wouldn't have to last longer.
30:29That's why I was making myself less aerodynamic.
30:30You're fine.
30:31It was beautiful.
30:31Yeah, you would have screamed.
30:32I would have screamed.
30:32You would have screamed.
30:33It would have been funny.
30:34Yeah.
30:34Well, I would have had to, like, shh.
30:35What's that?
30:36Shh.
30:36The animal.
30:37Shh.
30:38Uh, white cloth.
30:39White cloth.
30:39I'll do another white cloth, yeah.
30:41You want a brie?
30:43There's honey over there.
30:44I know you like honey on your brie.
30:45I do like honey on my brie.
30:49All right, I'm going to go and talk to her.
30:51Tell me one more time how to start it.
30:53You're going to be friendly, but you have to be stern when you say, like, what happened last night
30:58will never happen again.
31:00Like, how are we supposed to co-parent healthy if you keep bringing up shh that doesn't matter?
31:06I know it's hard, but today, set the boundary.
31:09Yeah.
31:10I made up bourbon and ginger.
31:12Hi.
31:12Can we speak?
31:14Yes.
31:16Please.
31:28So, this is obviously very awkward.
31:31I'd like to go first.
31:34I don't want what happened yesterday to ever happen again.
31:38Yeah.
31:38And I've tried my hardest with Jesse to move forward and to try to co-parent.
31:43First and foremost, I apologize, and I feel horrible.
31:46I wanted you and I to just have, like, a mutual respect.
31:49And I know it's probably hard because of him, but I never wanted to be, like, against you.
31:56It's not about you.
31:57I've had a lot of discussions with Jesse as a father.
32:00For example, Jesse and I, as parents, agreed to not introduce people.
32:05But you texted Jesse, and this is on him for showing me.
32:08He shouldn't show me your private information.
32:10We can agree on that.
32:11He showed me your text where you were like, I don't want that thing around Isabella.
32:16That will never be her stepmom.
32:17Look at her face.
32:17First of all, you have to imagine me as a mother.
32:21Okay?
32:21I'm dropping off my daughter.
32:22That's why I called you.
32:23There's a car outside.
32:24There's a woman in there.
32:26The agreement was we're not introducing women.
32:28It's not hate for you.
32:29I was angry at Jesse because he makes all of these rules, and he's constantly trying to
32:35control me.
32:36I'm literally just seeking out a mutual agreement of doing better.
32:40I'm not trying to fight with you.
32:41I'm trying to do the same thing.
32:42And what I ask from you is, like, do what you say.
32:46Like, you say you want to be good.
32:48Michelle, I didn't.
32:49Don't trigger me.
32:52Coming up.
32:53No wonder you're getting taken off.
32:54No, they're so heavy.
32:59Do what you say.
33:01Like, you say you want to be good.
33:02Michelle, I didn't.
33:03Don't trigger me.
33:04I left that marriage for a reason, and I have worked on myself and trying to forgive and
33:11move forward.
33:12You have to just, I know you're frustrated.
33:14I understand that.
33:15I would never intentionally cross your boundary.
33:19Okay.
33:19So this is a year compiled of me hearing time after time and reading the text where, yes,
33:24albeit you didn't like me in the beginning, but I've never texted someone about your appearance.
33:28I would just never do that.
33:29I don't text people about your appearance.
33:31I don't think you understand.
33:32He attacks me all the time.
33:35You have no idea.
33:36You get one side of the story.
33:38I understand that.
33:38I think it's a deeper wound than me, but, like, I'm not a doctor.
33:41But I see so many therapists, so I feel like she has her own trauma, that she is unresolved.
33:46But my end goal is to get along with this woman.
33:49I would rather reach my end goal than be right in this conversation.
33:54There's a lot that I have kept privately, and I don't talk about things that happen in my marriage.
34:01And I'm sure you've heard some stories.
34:03And I think talking about my past and my marriage when you weren't in it is highly inappropriate.
34:10And I have worked on forgetting it and moving past it.
34:16Listen, I'm really sorry.
34:17I never want to go there, especially with you.
34:19I apologize.
34:20I'm also going off a year ago, you know?
34:23And that's on me to do better and, like, not keep going back to the past.
34:28Yeah.
34:28We're gonna move forward.
34:30I'm happy we could get there.
34:32I really am sorry.
34:33I feel like an asshole all night.
34:34I feel awful for yelling because I don't really yell.
34:38It takes a lot for me to cry and yell.
34:40I've just only seen you guys yelling.
34:42I don't yell.
34:42No.
34:43I'm actually a very happy person.
34:45When I think of your boobs, the first thing I think of is...
34:49It's a heart test.
34:50It's a heart test.
34:51No, no.
34:52It's squirting milk across your dining room table when Ocean was a little baby.
34:57Oh, when you came to see her.
34:58And you were like, I'm leaking, I'm leaking.
35:02And it just, like, shot out.
35:03And I was like, whoa.
35:04That was my first real moment of, like, what breastfeeding is like.
35:08And then I'm sitting here and I'm like, come on.
35:10I'm like, come on, come.
35:12Oh, oh, there's a dog.
35:13Okay, go, go, go, go.
35:14Come on, bitch.
35:15You guys good?
35:16Yeah, we're good.
35:17Amazing.
35:18Let's have a nice drink and enjoy ourselves at the safari.
35:21Are you okay?
35:22Yeah.
35:23You should apologize for last minute, too.
35:25I'll have my moment and it's not right now.
35:27Here's to a great safari.
35:29Cheers.
35:30Here's to us finding our friendships and more.
35:32Okay, love you all.
35:33Cheers.
35:34You guys, let's go do one group photo with all the animals in the background.
35:37Okay, really quick.
35:38Back, me and you in the back.
35:39You know the drill.
35:40Tall dudes in the back.
35:42Okay, bring it together.
35:44Rhino.
35:44Rhino.
35:45Rhino.
35:47Bye, Sue.
35:48So, you guys, I have a quick announcement.
35:50So, we have to head back right now.
35:52But we have a surprise.
35:53The girls and I have been planning a pageant.
35:58It's going to be a male pageant.
36:01No.
36:02No.
36:03Y'all are in trouble.
36:04It's all I'm going to say.
36:05We have costumes.
36:06We have wigs.
36:08We have accessories.
36:09This is a full competition.
36:10Obviously, I'm a former Miss USA.
36:12And so, pageants have been a part of my life in the past.
36:15And I feel like it would be really fun to let the guys get a little taste of what it's
36:19like
36:19to be us, you know, try to walk a mile on our heels.
36:22Your Ariel is a Little Mermaid, but it's a bride.
36:25I am my hall pass.
36:27Yes.
36:28And I'll still be masturbating tonight.
36:30Yes, you're me and Ariel had a baby.
36:33Who's your hall pass?
36:34Go.
36:35Channing Tatum, duh.
36:36Oh.
36:37Luke, go.
36:38Probably like the Little Mermaid.
36:39What?
36:40That's why we were at the costume store.
36:43And Lala is decorating you with me.
36:45Decorating.
36:46Decorating.
36:47I don't know if you know this, but I was a model in New York City.
36:55What are you going to do, Nia?
36:56I'm going to give her four minutes, sorry, guys, of this.
36:58Hopefully, she starts to just fade on her own.
37:00But I don't think it'll happen.
37:01I'm going to have to nurse her.
37:12What a day, y'all.
37:13I need water.
37:14I feel like I've been in this Sahara.
37:17You guys, Zach made us stop for horrible things.
37:20Okay, number one.
37:21For Loco?
37:22A sweet?
37:23We want to be seen forever.
37:25What can I say about a For Loco?
37:28Let's just say it is a very, very special drink that has the word Loco in it for a reason.
37:34Zach, we have so much to do.
37:36We got to get ready.
37:37I'm going to go change.
37:39All right.
37:39Let's go.
37:40Let's go.
37:41Turn around.
37:42You got options.
37:43Where the f*** did you even order these from?
37:47There's a big and tall for women.
37:49Nia, get me ready.
37:51I'm going to just chill.
37:54Double XL.
37:56I have an XL too.
37:57I do feel bloated.
37:58I will nurse her to sleep.
38:00So much going on.
38:01Listen, if this was a Magic Mike pageant right now, okay, it'd be game over in two seconds.
38:09You have to make sure that you have this on.
38:13Because this is my first drag experience ever, I am extremely excited.
38:18The breastplate alone, thank God.
38:20Can you handle this?
38:20No wonder you're getting these taken off.
38:21Oh, no.
38:22They're so heavy.
38:24Even if my face don't look good, these boobs will look great.
38:29I want to be slutted.
38:30Okay.
38:30Let's do your dress first and everything else comes later.
38:33This is what I wanted from this trip.
38:35It's like dressing Kaya.
38:39Luke and I are having so much fun today and this is exactly why I came to San Diego.
38:43You're going to be Dolly Parton, 9 to 5, with a little bit of Lace D.O.C.
38:48I kind of like this one.
38:50No, that's Lala.
38:51It's the weirdest thing I've ever done, babe.
38:53Do you think those are going to fit?
38:54They're size 13 men.
38:56You can either do that or you can do that.
38:59I think I want to go big.
39:01This is probably my last chance ever.
39:02Okay.
39:03I've been in drag before and I love it.
39:08What?
39:08Everyone has told me that I'm the ugliest woman.
39:11Like, unanimously.
39:12Schwartz, you look so pretty.
39:15At midnight, I turn back into Schwartz.
39:16Nia!
39:17They have been getting ready for the last 20 minutes.
39:19We're here to win.
39:20I know, I know, I know.
39:21Baby, I had to put the baby down.
39:23You're here to win.
39:25Yes.
39:25I'm here to win.
39:26Okay.
39:27So.
39:28I'm doing my best.
39:29Do you know what you're doing here?
39:31I feel like you're being really critical and it's really hard for me to function.
39:34No, it's not.
39:35Okay, shirt off.
39:35Let's go.
39:36You are in charge.
39:37So be in charge.
39:38I'm trying.
39:39Pants or shirt off, please.
39:41This isn't your project.
39:42I need you to stop being critical of me.
39:44It's really hard to function.
39:45As I should.
39:46It's a competition.
39:48I don't lose.
39:49I know Nia put this all together.
39:52She's dealing with the baby.
39:55She has a lot of plates spinning in the air.
39:59But at the same time, I'm pretty frustrated.
40:02What do you want?
40:02I'm trying to get you ready.
40:04Take your clothes off and get this on.
40:07I feel like I'm not getting the attention that everyone else is getting.
40:12I feel like not enough thought was going into it.
40:16What is this?
40:18It's a sparkling dress.
40:19It's not even form-fitting.
40:21And the only reason we flew Lena out to watch the baby is so that I can have fun alone
40:28with my wife.
40:30Do you want full face of makeup?
40:32Why are you asking me?
40:35Because we're partners, Daniel.
40:37There's no partnership in this.
40:39It's win or lose.
40:41You are killing me, dude.
40:43Cover all of your facial hair.
40:46Stop, dude.
40:48What are you doing to me, dude?
40:50I look like a clown.
40:51Daniel and I have not been on the same page.
40:53I want to be, especially when we kind of have a little escape, pretty much this whole weekend.
40:58At this point, my feelings are getting hurt.
41:00And I just don't know what to do.
41:02You don't have to be so hard.
41:04I'm not.
41:09Stop, dude.
41:10What are you doing to me, dude?
41:12I look like a clown.
41:13Did you just take it off?
41:15Yes.
41:15Okay.
41:16Just know my skin tone.
41:18How's it going?
41:19Stop being so mean to me, honey.
41:21We're here to win.
41:22Tell me I'm doing great and you're proud of me.
41:24Are you ready for the win?
41:25You have to hold on the front while I do the back.
41:27Are you going to do my hair?
41:29No.
41:30This is the hairstyle.
41:31So get it situated.
41:32Get it done.
41:34Sir, your competitiveness is way too unfair.
41:35Get it done.
41:36I will walk away.
41:37And give it a trim.
41:38Stop raising your voice.
41:39You are Miss USA.
41:40Stop raising your voice.
41:40Make my hair like a pageant girl.
41:43I have to be honest.
41:44It's making me feel very uncomfortable the way you're talking to her.
41:46It's making me very triggered.
41:47Why are you triggered?
41:48Because of the way you're speaking to her.
41:50It's not kind.
41:51I don't like it.
41:52It's supposed to be fun.
41:53It's supposed to be fun.
41:54That's what we're doing.
41:55It's not what I'm hearing.
41:56It doesn't sound like fun.
41:57Say okay.
41:58It sounds aggressive and disrespectful.
42:00And I don't like it.
42:02Thank you, Lala.
42:03I'm sorry, Nia, if I'm overstepping.
42:08I'm having two thoughts as Lala comes into this situation.
42:11One, this ain't none of your business.
42:14Truly.
42:15Like, bye.
42:15What are you doing here?
42:16But then also, well, someone else sees it.
42:19Because I'm like, am I losing my mind?
42:22Oh, I was so uncomfortable hearing him talk to her like that.
42:30I've heard about the dark side of Dani.
42:35Kind of disheartened.
42:36And then he'll focus on you.
42:37Okay.
42:37This is the first time I'm actually seeing it and hearing it.
42:42And it is extremely uncomfortable.
42:44So pushing here is where my knees push when you're in the room.
42:48And that's why it's a safe place on your triggers.
42:52You didn't even know that.
42:55Don't let her talk to me like that.
42:57And you don't talk to me how you were talking to me, sir.
42:59I will.
43:00No, you won't.
43:01Yes, I will.
43:02Then I'm going to let her talk to you how she wants to.
43:05Oh, really?
43:06Yes, because she was saying exactly what I was saying and you won't listen to me.
43:08So maybe listen to it from somebody else.
43:10He was like yelling at her.
43:12Did you hear it?
43:13I heard it.
43:13And I don't want to get into another.
43:15Well, see, and that's what makes me nervous is that I didn't.
43:18I think that's why I started crying.
43:20You've never seen it.
43:21No, I haven't ever seen it.
43:22And I was like, are we in character?
43:24Or are we like actually being a dick?
43:26But then I was coming around the corner and he's like, do my freaking wig or something
43:30about the wig.
43:30And she was like, Daniel, stop.
43:32That's when I knew, like, knock it off.
43:34And then he started to laugh at me as I told him to stop.
43:38Yeah.
43:39I heard the way Danny was speaking to Nia and it was definitely ordering her around.
43:45He was definitely being aggressive.
43:47He definitely had drank.
43:49Uh, white call.
43:51I'm doing a white call, yeah.
43:55Are we going to the dark side?
43:57Whatever happened over there, it doesn't matter.
43:59We're just here to take care of you in the moment.
44:01All right, I appreciate that.
44:02I need some water.
44:04I'm Miss Triggered Night right now.
44:06You're what?
44:07I'm going to be now Miss Triggered.
44:09Wow.
44:13I've never had a man mock me when I say I'm triggered.
44:18Can we bring back out Miss Triggered?
44:19He has no idea why the way he was speaking would trigger me.
44:25So to throw that in my face is so disrespectful, misogynistic,
44:31and tells me everything I need to know about this person.
44:35Lala!
44:36I'm coming!
44:37Lala's triggered!
44:38She's triggered!
44:39Kate, Daniel, f***ing knock it off, dog.
44:42I'm not f***ing with you right now.
44:44You're not going to come in and be passive aggressive.
44:46Because what happens is you're passive aggressive, I'm just aggressive.
44:49Don't do that s*** to me.
44:51Well, you did it to me.
44:51You were being aggressive and disrespectful to your wife.
44:55So I shut it down.
44:56So you're in my marriage?
44:58I don't need to be in your marriage to see what's right in front of me.
45:01I've got to bring the two s*** eyes and ears.
45:04Jesus, you got the wrong bitch.
45:06Don't come talk to me like that.
45:08You're talking to me like that.
45:09No, I did not talk to you like that.
45:10Yes, you did.
45:11You came in.
45:12Triggered, I mistriggered.
45:14You're calling me on.
45:15Don't do that.
45:16Because you came in in my business.
45:17I would hate to see how you talked to her behind closed doors.
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