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00:07How do I catch you up?
00:12So much has happened since my last visit.
00:18I wish I had time to tell you everything.
00:21You deserve that much.
00:29I feel like I'm leaving you in the dust.
00:33Again.
00:36But I've got a war to end.
00:40Heaven, Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee.
00:42Blessed art thou among women.
00:43Blessed is the truth of the Lord, Jesus.
00:45Lord, the Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death.
00:49Mask up!
00:49We at the red zone in T-30.
00:51The nanosecond that door opens, you run your asses to the rendezvous point and you run like hell as you're
00:58in it.
00:58I promise you no matter how bad it looks out there, you turn around and...
01:02I will open us now and at the hour of our death.
01:05Is that clear?
01:06Yes, sir.
01:07God save us all.
01:13Lord, God pray for us.
01:17Go, go, go, go!
01:35God save us all.
01:42To tell the truth I am I'm getting away with murder.
01:47It is impossible to never tell the truth
01:52Without the electives, I'm getting away with murder
02:01The mission is critical.
02:04The survival of the human race depends on your success.
02:08Also, don't forget, your colleagues on the ground are buying you time.
02:18Good luck, Arca.
02:30Your aerial insertion will be tactical and precise.
02:34Straight into the heart.
02:47It is impossible to never tell the truth
02:52Without the electives, I'm getting away with murder
03:11Your objective.
03:12Infiltrate Castle Mantis and secure an epoch-defining ancient weapon
03:17One that will tip the scales in this war against Hell.
03:34We were told to rendezvous here for orders.
03:37The mission was to take out that thing in front of the gate
03:39So our guys can punch through.
03:41If I get to that ridge up there,
03:42I can send a rocket straight into that fire-breathing mouth and it's gone.
03:49No matter what hurts, we get him to that ridge.
04:11We've outfitted you with a tracker meticulously calibrated to detect the weapon's unique demon energy signature.
04:38Your stealth generator is your lifeline, but its charge is sadly finite.
04:44Stay hidden at all costs.
04:46Stay hidden at all costs.
04:47Ah!
04:51Nope.
04:53Take this!
05:04I drank my drink, and I don't dear want to
05:09I think my thoughts ring
05:11I don't even need to
05:15I never look back cause I don't even want to
05:18And I don't need to
05:21Because I'm getting away with murder
06:00Perfect timing will be essential
06:03No matter what you see
06:05Do not deviate from your objective
06:12I need to calculate
06:15What creates my own madness
06:18And I'm addicted to your punishment
06:22And you're the bastard
06:24And I am waiting for disaster
06:27I'm beautiful
06:29So confrontational
06:32To tell the truth
06:34I can't tell you how I've been born
06:37It is impossible
06:39To tell the truth
06:41I can't tell you how I've been born
06:51Leave it
06:55Looks like you're the one who can seraporize that big ugly son of a bitch
07:00No, I can't
07:02You can
07:03Cause you have to
07:05Just make sure you wait till he charges a blast
07:08And hit him in the mouth when it opens
07:11Yeah?
07:26I can't tell you how I can
07:37I'm not a spell, and I'm dying to dream this disaster
07:41I feel irrational, so confrontational
07:46To tell the truth I am, getting away with murder
07:51It is impossible to never tell the truth
07:55But I realize I'm getting away with murder
08:31To tell the truth I am, getting away with murder
08:38I feel sessia
08:42Call me lady
08:55Free the others, then make your way behind the battle lines
09:00It's your lady
09:06You're welcome
09:25Not going so well, is it?
09:28The progress of the battle is not your concern
09:31I was just in the throne room
09:34Lord Mundus couldn't be shared by even my wittiest james
09:38He moans that none of his generals are bold enough to ask for his help
10:00Lord Mundus, the sapiens have progressed further than we anticipated
10:07With all the armies of Makai at your command
10:10You cannot defeat a few insects flinging little balls of iron
10:15We will prevail, majesty, of course
10:17But if you were to display your own unrivaled might
10:23Now, having disgraced my banner, you think to command me in my own hall?
10:29Oh
10:31Wow
10:35Oh
10:36Wow
10:39It is, you fool
10:43But not you
10:45But not me
10:45Oh
10:47Oh
10:48Oh
10:48Oh
10:49Oh
10:49Oh
10:50Oh
10:52Oh
10:52Since our double agent has drawn Mundus away from his throne room, you'll have a brief window to extract the
10:59weapon.
11:47The weapon lies lodged within the very seat of Mundus.
12:04The weapon is an ancient artifact, as old as time itself, and Mundus fears its power. That is why he
12:13keeps it so close.
12:16There you are.
12:39The whole offensive, it was just to get him off the throne.
12:45All for a fucking cup.
13:49You're a long way from the battle line, Sapien.
13:55No armies to protect you.
14:03We are the power here.
14:08There is only one power in this realm.
14:12Are you declaring treason to your king?
14:21All Sapiens and their spoils are his by right.
14:28Nilo Angelo, the way we heard it, your lord Mundus is the reason these sapiens were able to breach our
14:36world.
14:37These lands no longer recognize our rulers, Soen.
14:41And they will.
14:43Because he sent me to oversee them.
14:46Only you.
14:48You.
14:49No.
14:49You.
14:49You.
14:49You.
14:51You.
15:00Oh, my God.
15:40a warrior behold this stoic orphan of Sparda the quieter brooding twin hello
15:51there Jill I would be very careful about who
15:56hears you use that name
16:00Oh touchy aren't we it's okay I know your
16:04peers despise this human form I come with a
16:07message for Virgil from the Ouroboros
16:13the snake who eats its own tail he wants
16:19you to know that he's not merely alive
16:21but he's thriving celebrating because he
16:25stole something precious from your daddy
16:27Mundus stole what the Arcana chalice
16:32impossible oh poor little Virgil kept in
16:38the dark by daddy Mundus betrayal sting is
16:41sharp isn't it the Ouroboros however only
16:46tells the truth he was the one who killed
16:49your mother who do you speak of tell me
16:54secrets are like a fire they can
16:57illuminate or consume if you're brave
17:00enough to step into the infernal cross
17:03into Earthrealm he's dying to meet you
17:16you're a boros impossible
17:29the US military continues to make
17:31progress in their ongoing operation in
17:33hell officials tell us they
17:35successfully completed a tactical
17:37backwards advance maneuver last night
17:39with fewer casualties than expected the
17:43spineless bureaucrats at the UN just
17:45voted to officially condemn the
17:48president's heroic anti-demon operation
17:50let me be crystal clear if you're
17:54against star troops you're on the side of
17:57the devil president Hopper will go down
17:59as the greatest leader in US history
18:12we'll be hot this week folks but not as
18:14hot as we could be thanks to our brave
18:17troops and coming up on Wednesday an
18:19event that only happens once every 159
18:23years a hybrid solar eclipse
18:29dark forces are conspiring to cripple
18:33America so America has entrusted her
18:37faith in an organization that was built
18:41to exterminate darkness dark calm an
18:46interdimensional justice firm that
18:49employs Earth's top scientists engineers and
18:53combat specialists to defend you from the
18:56demon terrorists from hell dark calm
19:00bringing evil to justice here at dark calm our
19:06crusade is to keep you safe from the
19:08diabolical demons who want to cage you and
19:11strip you of your freedom this is why our
19:14brave operatives are walking around the
19:16clock delivering liberty to our enemies
19:20both in this realm
19:29dark calm your guard in dark times part of the
19:34Ouroboros family of companies you don't
19:38think it's a bit heavy-handed the most
19:43effective propaganda is the most obvious
19:46the point isn't to convince people it's
19:49to give them a feeling of unease dread the
19:52ideal customer
19:56aureus
20:01I quit
20:05you know most employees who I assign tasks
20:08with a near certainty of death quit before
20:10they do them
20:11I appreciate originality
20:13all the same
20:15I'm done
20:16the devil is not done with us
20:19the devil isn't the one sending hundreds of our own soldiers to get slaughtered as a
20:24goddamn diversion
20:27Dante told me you don't care about the people who die on your orders
20:35he was right
20:36if your unholy mongrel was right
20:38why is he currently frozen in a tube in our basement
20:43because I chose you
20:47a shame you're leaving
20:49just when I was about to give you a promotion
20:52you think I'm gonna fall for that
20:54you clearly have your own ideas on how to fight this war
20:57use them
20:58I want to appoint you as commander of dark calm's entire military division
21:04you'll have the freedom to pursue mission objectives
21:07however you see fit
21:09what does it matter if I'm commanding dark calm's troops
21:12when the US Army's out there doing suicide runs
21:15that was an unfortunate necessity
21:18we had to attack with enough force to draw out Mundus himself
21:23I do care Mary
21:26more than you can know
21:27but the power this artifact holds
21:30acquiring it was worth any amount of sacrifice
21:34power to do what
21:35to kill Mundus
21:37it is the final piece of the arcana
21:40the only weapon that can truly destroy him
21:44it will let us unleash an almighty fire
21:47a tactical strike
21:49to eliminate the so-called king
21:55and bring Makai freedom
22:05I'll take the position
22:06only so somebody else doesn't fuck it up
22:10congratulations
22:12commander
22:14it's not Arkham anymore
22:16just lady
22:24passion may have caused her belief to waver
22:28but she has more than earned the truth
22:32it's time we told her
22:34about her father
22:36soon
22:37once our final victory is complete
22:48the arcana cannot be destroyed by any mortal means
22:53now we know for certain
22:56this is
22:57one of the four
23:09and now the chalice to complete it
23:13just in time
23:15for the moment when its power can be unlocked
23:18there's still one more thing we need
23:20not to worry
23:22the bait has already been laid to bring Virgil over to this realm
23:26our surveillance team will know the instant he sets foot on earth
23:30and a force will be waiting to collect and deliver him
23:38Virgil will be met with Darkcom's latest innovation
23:42the super demon killer 950 cartridge
23:47designed to eject a specialized nerve agent based on dandy's dna
23:53the cocktail will reach Virgil's brainstem in seconds causing permanent total paralysis
24:01Spardar's sons will finally be reunited
24:09and as insurance
24:11we have our undercover agent in Nundis's court
24:15to make certain Virgil takes the bait
24:24because when you achieve something
24:26i know a lot of people you are
24:28or you leave us
24:28let's go get it
24:29i can't wait to go around
24:31five times
24:32i don't
24:32they won
24:33so much
24:34stop
24:50let me sing you a song of the blackest of knights
24:54and the foes of our realm that he slayed
24:56a tragic number really
25:00i'll call it
25:02the ballad of nilo angelo
25:06catchy isn't it
25:09say what you mean jester
25:12i have no patience for riddles
25:15fine fine
25:17i just think it curious
25:20our noble king mundus dotes on you like a son
25:23and yet he keeps banishing you to the farthest corners of his empire
25:28well
25:29perhaps it's for the best
25:32considering
25:38considering
25:39what
25:42out there
25:43no one knows who your real father is
25:47the greatest traitor in this realm's long history
25:51your history is a lie
25:53sparta was no traitor
26:00such fun little things aren't they
26:03lies
26:04twisting
26:05coiling
26:06feeding on themselves
26:08like a snake
26:09devouring its own tail
26:12the oraparles
26:12that was no slip of the tongue
26:14what are you playing at
26:16silly me
26:17it just
26:18tumbled out
26:21though it seems to have struck a chord
26:23enough
26:24the ouroboros is the mark of
26:27argosax the chaos
26:29to speak his name is treason against menace
26:32and a death sentence for you
26:36oh i'm but a humble fool
26:39don't tell the king i beg you
26:41lord mundus already slew his royal guard in a bit of rage
26:46nobody knows why
26:49the arcana
26:51you have some idea
26:53from the oraparles
26:54because he stole something precious from your daddy mother
26:57the arcana child
27:01the arcana
27:04oh
27:04oh
27:04oh
27:04oh
27:04oh
27:15I don't know.
27:40Yes, in his sapien form.
27:45Why?
27:47I see so cocky.
27:49Rat. Disgusting.
27:53He's weak.
27:55Then why are you whispering?
27:56Shut up.
27:59I knew I smelt another sapien.
28:03Do you really believe you belong here among us?
28:09Half-breed.
28:11Among you?
28:12No.
28:46The western wastes now openly defy you. They know somehow that you are to blame for the sapien's incursion into
28:54Makai.
28:56It is true.
28:58Had I not sent you to maneuver the white rabbit, the sapiens would not have gained the tool needed to
29:04invade our world.
29:06A regrettable outcome, but of little consequence.
29:10Your father's archaic barrier will fall. Earth will kneel to me.
29:19There is another rumor. That the sapien stole something from you. And it may have been one of the arcana.
29:30Yes. It did take such a thing. Thieving from the shadows like the low scuttling creatures they are.
29:39I was unaware that an arcana piece had been found. Could it be a worshipper of Argus Axe who stole
29:46it?
29:46Argus Axe and all his worshippers are dead. You killed the last of them yourself.
30:00I would rain punishment down upon the sapiens entire realm for this insult. Could I enter it myself?
30:08There may be a more expedient path. I can blend in amongst the sapiens. I can return the arcana to
30:16you before your troops would even be readied.
30:18Hmm. Take care that your focus is not shaken by the king you have in that realm.
30:31Dante is a shadow of the self you destroyed. Nothing more.
30:40Of course, Majesty. Hmm.
30:43The sapiens could not have done this alone. For them to know of the arcana. For these rumors to have
30:50spread.
30:52There is a traitor in our midst. Perhaps many.
31:00This is a threat to the very order of the realm. Go now.
31:23Focus. Feel the Yamato's power merge with yours.
31:29It will allow you, and you alone, to travel between you.
31:35Please.
31:36It may be a force in your wing.
31:37It is as a text.
31:39We're going to find out.
31:44We're going to find out.
31:59Got the way to find out?
32:01California Interception Team B, target is in your area. Paralyze them and bring it in.
32:07Show him what America's finest are capable of.
32:12You will prevail.
32:15Yes, sir!
32:24Halt, demon! This is Darkom Border Patrol.
32:28You have entered our realm illegally.
32:58Ha!
33:01Gotcha, you demon-blooded bitch! The devil ain't got shit on Uncle Sam!
33:08Aaa!
33:15Let body set the flow! Let body set the flow! Let body set the..
33:25Noooooooooooooooooooooo!
33:32He's free!
33:33He's free!
33:34Fire every missile you got!
33:36Now!
33:54Can't take much more
34:002. Nothing wrong with me
34:033. Nothing wrong with me
34:054. Nothing wrong with me
34:071. Something's got to give
34:092. Something's got to give
34:103. Something's got to give
34:13NOOOOOOO
34:131. Let the body slip them
34:162. Let the body slip them
34:183. Let the body slip them
34:223. Let the body slip them
34:243. Let the body slip them
34:254. Let the body slip them
34:274. Let the body slip them
34:404. Let the body slip them
34:425. Let the body slip them
34:465. Let the body slip them
34:465. Let the body slip them
34:475. Let the body slip them
34:496. Let the body slip them
34:506. Let the body slip them
35:01Those of you I've left able to speak, one of you is going to tell me what I want to
35:07know.
35:09Who is it that branded you with this?
35:13The Ouroboros.
35:17All goes to plan.
35:19Your sister did well, Kai.
35:27Ouroboros has almost fulfilled its purpose.
35:47You can come with me if you want.
35:49We can do an odd couple buddy cop thing.
35:52Riggs and Murtaugh.
35:53Tango and Cash.
35:54Dante and Lady.
35:56I'm glad.
36:00I'm glad.
36:01I'm glad.
36:03I'm glad.
36:03I'm glad.
36:11Because they say I want to be lonely.
36:17But you're waiting for us.
36:48Don't hear me out.
36:50I'll hold your hand.
36:52I'll hold your hand.
37:25I'm glad.
37:28I'll hold your hand.
37:31I'll hold your hand.
37:34I'll hold your hand.
38:00I love you, I love you, I love you
38:21I love you, I love you
38:51I love you, I love you
39:22I love you, I love you
39:28I love you
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