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00:01:43Oh, that's fine. There you are. Thank you.
00:01:48Gee, that's swell photography.
00:01:50Well, we'd better get back to the hotel and get our things packed,
00:01:53because the boat sails at 12 o'clock tonight.
00:01:56Not for me, it doesn't.
00:01:58What do you mean?
00:01:59I've decided to stay a while.
00:02:01In fact, if my plans work out right, I may never go back.
00:02:06Well, you've got to go back or we'll lose our job at the fish market in Des Moines.
00:02:10So what?
00:02:11There are plenty of fish markets here in Paris.
00:02:13Uh, Garcon.
00:02:17Yes, Monsieur.
00:02:18Another glass of milk and two fresh straws.
00:02:27You know what?
00:02:29I think you're hiding something from me.
00:02:42Oh, roses are red. Candy is sweet. This is something I sent you to eat.
00:02:49Ollie.
00:02:50Oh, that's too funny.
00:02:53But the flowers are beautiful.
00:02:55Oh! Candy! Candy!
00:02:58Who is he?
00:02:59He's the American guest, number four.
00:03:02But we must not ridicule his generosity.
00:03:04Really, he and his friend are very kind.
00:03:28Mr. Hardy!
00:03:30Yes, ma'am.
00:03:32I want to thank you for your photograph.
00:03:35You're welcome.
00:03:36And for the beautiful flowers.
00:03:38Oh, shucks. It was just the fog.
00:03:41And the delicious chocolates.
00:03:43Well, I thought maybe you might want something to nib along while you were smelling the flowers.
00:03:47Of course.
00:04:10What are you so happy about?
00:04:13Stanley, can you keep a secret?
00:04:14Sure. I'm in love.
00:04:17You don't tell me.
00:04:19Who is it?
00:04:19The most gorgeous creature in the world.
00:04:23Hmm.
00:04:24Georgette.
00:04:24The innkeeper's daughter.
00:04:26Well, I don't blame you.
00:04:28She sure is a swell dish.
00:04:29She certainly...
00:04:31Yes, sir.
00:04:31Don't call her a dish.
00:04:33She's the girl that I'm going to marry.
00:04:35Hit a load of this diamond ring.
00:04:44Boy, it sure is a load.
00:04:46Yes, sir.
00:04:48Say, when are you going to get married?
00:04:50Just as soon as I ask her.
00:04:52Why don't you ask her now?
00:04:53Then we can all go out and celebrate.
00:04:55That's just what I intended to do.
00:04:56We'll get cleaned up and I'll go down and pop the quest.
00:04:59That's a good idea.
00:05:01You sure we'll have a lot of fun now?
00:05:03You sure can, Beckham.
00:05:04No, no, no, no.
00:05:35What are you doing with that cushion?
00:05:38Well, I keep on bumping me head.
00:05:43See?
00:05:44Move it in front of the window where you can stand up.
00:06:24How anyone could be so stupid as to stand there and continually bump their head is beyond me.
00:06:45Oh!
00:06:47Oh!
00:06:48Why don't you stand in the window?
00:06:50Why don't you mind your own business?
00:06:53Oh!
00:06:54Well, it is obvious.
00:06:55The holidays, I'm sorry.
00:06:57What is it?
00:06:57Fuck off!
00:06:58It's this.
00:06:59The girls think he's funny.
00:07:00Yes, this funny, yes.
00:07:02But remember, Georgette, you are a married woman.
00:07:05And Francois' little jealous.
00:07:08Oh, Papa.
00:07:09Isn't that serious?
00:07:10Oh, yes.
00:07:10It's just the American way of having fun.
00:07:12Oh, yes, yes.
00:07:13It might be.
00:07:15Well, run along, you girls.
00:07:16Come, come, come, come, come, come, come.
00:07:25Francois!
00:07:29Francois!
00:07:29It is so good to see you.
00:07:30After such a long time, why didn't I just know you were coming?
00:07:33What a surprise, Georgette.
00:07:34Where is she?
00:07:38Georgette!
00:07:39Georgette!
00:07:43Yes, Papa.
00:07:47Francois!
00:07:48Oh, my darling, Georgette.
00:07:51I've waited every day, every hour, every minute.
00:07:53My poor Francois.
00:07:55How I worried about your way out in that lonely post in Morocco.
00:07:58Oh, it was lonely, terribly lonely, but that's all over now.
00:08:00I've got great news for you.
00:08:02I've made arrangements for you to join me when I go back.
00:08:04Oh, darling, I'm so happy.
00:08:08Why are you so happy, Francois?
00:08:10You must be hungry.
00:08:11I'll get you something to eat.
00:08:16Well, how about a nice cool drink?
00:08:18Well, that's right.
00:08:19It'll just put me in the mood.
00:08:22Yes, sir.
00:08:37Throw it over your shoulder.
00:08:54I'll get you some questions for you, sir.
00:08:57Oh, my dear.
00:09:03Thank you, sir.
00:09:05Oh, my dear.
00:09:05I told you, I'd be hungry.
00:09:06I thought I'd be hungry too.
00:09:09I thought I'd be hungry.
00:09:20What can I do for you?
00:09:22My friend and I would like a bottle of wine.
00:09:25And bring three glasses.
00:09:27Three glasses?
00:09:28We thought maybe you'd like to join us.
00:09:33You know, I feel as fidgety as a jitterbug.
00:09:35You do?
00:09:36Yeah.
00:09:36What's the matter?
00:09:37Well, I'm nervous.
00:09:38You know, Stanley, this will be the first time I've ever been married.
00:09:45Say, now's a good time.
00:09:47Shh.
00:09:47Go on now.
00:09:48Why don't you?
00:09:49Oh, go on, tell her.
00:09:50What's the matter?
00:09:51You're scarce.
00:09:52I'll tell her for you.
00:09:53No, not now.
00:09:54I know just how you feel.
00:09:55Let me fix it for you.
00:09:56I can fix it.
00:09:57Just leave.
00:09:59Say, he's got something to tell you.
00:10:01Something to tell me?
00:10:03Yeah.
00:10:03He's nuts about you.
00:10:05Nuts?
00:10:06Just plain nuts.
00:10:08Oh, wait.
00:10:13No, I don't mean that.
00:10:14I mean he's crazy about you.
00:10:16He's going to marry you.
00:10:17Aren't you, Ollie?
00:10:18Go on, stop popping.
00:10:20Tell me.
00:10:21You want to marry me?
00:10:23Well, that is, if you don't mind.
00:10:27Oh, I'm sure you make fun of me.
00:10:30No, he's not kidding.
00:10:31He's on the level.
00:10:32Aren't you, Ollie?
00:10:33Why, certainly.
00:10:35I was never more sincere in my life.
00:10:39That's very nice of you, I'm sure.
00:10:42But that can never be.
00:10:44Oh, won't you give me one chance, Georgia?
00:10:47Go on.
00:10:48Why don't you?
00:10:49Is there someone else?
00:10:51Oh, yes.
00:10:53Very much so.
00:10:55I'm so sorry.
00:11:06Well, that's that.
00:11:09No use crying over split milk.
00:11:12Well, I guess we'd better be going, eh?
00:11:14Come on, we'll...
00:11:15You go ahead.
00:11:16What's the matter?
00:11:17Aren't you going out with me?
00:11:20I want to be alone.
00:11:52I want to be alone.
00:12:03Oh, it won't be long, darling.
00:12:05No, darling, but if it's absolutely necessary, I report to headquarters.
00:12:08Will you be back right away?
00:12:09Just as quick as I can.
00:12:19Don't worry about it.
00:12:20You get over it, all right.
00:12:32To think that this would happen to me
00:12:36just at a time in my life
00:12:38when I needed something real,
00:12:41something wholesome,
00:12:45something tender.
00:12:47Why don't you try a nice, fat, juicy steak?
00:12:50That'll make you feel better if you have something to eat.
00:12:52You don't understand.
00:12:56Get me some smelling salts.
00:13:00Oh.
00:13:03Oh.
00:13:07Oh.
00:13:12Oh.
00:13:14That better now.
00:13:20Well, come on.
00:13:23Get this off.
00:13:25Get this off.
00:13:28Get this off.
00:13:40Put some water on my head.
00:13:43Oh.
00:13:53Get a towel.
00:14:00There.
00:14:02Now, is that better?
00:14:03Make it wet.
00:14:06Oh.
00:14:08Oh.
00:14:13Oh.
00:14:15Oh.
00:14:17Oh.
00:14:18Oh.
00:14:20Is there anything else I can do for you?
00:14:22Yes.
00:14:24Leave me alone.
00:14:26Oh.
00:14:27Don't talk to me like that
00:14:28after all the hospital I've given you.
00:14:30Try to give you a candy
00:14:32and nice, fat, juicy steak.
00:14:34I've waited on you with your hands and feet.
00:14:37Try to tell you that there's plenty more girls.
00:14:39You don't have to worry about that.
00:14:43If I felt as bad as you, I'd go and drown myself.
00:14:49Stanley, you've given me an idea.
00:14:51What?
00:14:51I'm going to follow your advice.
00:14:53Good.
00:14:54And drown myself.
00:14:56Oh, wait a minute now.
00:14:57Listen.
00:14:57I was only kidding.
00:14:58This is no time for kidding.
00:15:01I know, but don't you think you ought to think it over?
00:15:03Have you ever been drowned before?
00:15:04I have thought it over.
00:15:05And since Georgette has given me the air,
00:15:07I have nothing left to live for.
00:15:09Oh, don't be silly.
00:15:11What do you mean, don't be silly?
00:15:13This is a far, far better thing I do now
00:15:16than I have ever done before.
00:15:19Well, I...
00:15:20Stanley, don't...
00:15:43I hit me.
00:15:46Why...
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00:16:25Well, goodbye, Ollie.
00:16:26Goodbye, Stan.
00:16:27Good luck.
00:16:28Where are you going?
00:16:30Well, I don't want to get my name dragged into this.
00:16:33Here.
00:16:42What's this for?
00:16:43Now, when I count three, we'll both jump in.
00:16:46What have I got to jump in there for?
00:16:48I'm not in love.
00:16:50So that's the kind of a guy you are.
00:16:52After all I've done for you, you let me jump in there alone.
00:16:55Do you realize that after I'm gone,
00:16:58that you just go on living by yourself,
00:17:00people would stare at you and wonder what you are,
00:17:03and I wouldn't be here to tell them?
00:17:07There'd be no one to protect you?
00:17:09Do you want that to happen to you?
00:17:13I never thought of that.
00:17:16I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings, Ollie.
00:17:19I didn't mean to be so despolite.
00:17:21That's all right, Stanley.
00:17:23Let bygones be bygones.
00:17:25This is going to be easier than you think.
00:17:28Now move this over here for me.
00:17:43Don't do that.
00:17:46Are you ready?
00:17:49Goodbye, Ollie.
00:17:50Goodbye, Stanley.
00:17:54One.
00:17:55Two.
00:17:57Ollie.
00:17:58What?
00:17:59I just thought of something.
00:18:01Listen.
00:18:01Do you remember once you were telling me that when we passed away,
00:18:05we'd come back on this earth in some other form,
00:18:07like a bird or a dog or a horse or something?
00:18:10Oh, you mean reincarnation?
00:18:12Yeah, yeah, that's it.
00:18:13Well, now that we're going to go,
00:18:15what would you like to be when you come back?
00:18:17Oh, I don't know.
00:18:18I've never given it much thought.
00:18:20I like horses.
00:18:22I guess I'd like to come back as a horse.
00:18:24Huh.
00:18:25What would you like to be when you come back?
00:18:27Oh, I'd rather come back as myself.
00:18:29I always got a long swell with me.
00:18:32You can't come back as yourself.
00:18:34Now come on and stop wasting my time.
00:18:38Are you ready?
00:18:39Goodbye, Ollie.
00:18:40Goodbye.
00:18:43One.
00:18:44Two.
00:18:46Ollie.
00:18:47Just thought of something.
00:18:49Do you think the water's deep enough?
00:18:52Maybe you might bump your head if it isn't just...
00:18:55Well, I never thought of that.
00:19:08Uh...
00:19:33Huh! Termites!
00:19:43Hey, we can't jump in there. There's a fella watching us.
00:19:53What are you trying to do? Talk me out of this?
00:19:56I came here to jump in this river, and that's what we're going to do.
00:20:00Now, you quit this horsing around, or I'll jump in without you.
00:20:03Don't leave me, Ollie.
00:20:04Well, are you ready? All right.
00:20:06Goodbye, Ollie.
00:20:07Shut up!
00:20:11One, two...
00:20:12Pardon me, gentlemen. What seems to be the trouble?
00:20:15Well, if you don't mind, we're going to jump in the river.
00:20:18But why commit such a foolish action?
00:20:20Surely your troubles can't be as bad as all that.
00:20:23Well, that's what I've been trying to tell him.
00:20:25All because he fell in love with a dame.
00:20:27Now, isn't that silly?
00:20:28No woman is worth that.
00:20:30I should say no.
00:20:31You haven't seen her. If you knew her as I know her...
00:20:35I understand, but don't forget there are plenty more fish in the sea.
00:20:38He's not in love with a fish. It's a girl. You see, she...
00:20:42That's just an expression, my friend.
00:20:44Oh.
00:20:44I realize perfectly how you feel, but you've too much to live for.
00:20:48Sure, you've got your dog, and there's me, and...
00:20:50Life is too precious to throw away on account of some woman who probably isn't worthy of you.
00:20:55He's right, Ollie.
00:20:57She's worthy, all right.
00:20:58But there was another man, and if I could meet him face to face, what I'd do to him would
00:21:03be nobody's business.
00:21:05Yes, sir.
00:21:07Well, advice is cheap.
00:21:09Maybe if you'd listen to my suggestion, your problem would be solved.
00:21:12What is your suggestion?
00:21:14Join the foreign legion.
00:21:16What for?
00:21:17To forget.
00:21:20Say, that's not a bad idea, Ollie.
00:21:22Better than jumping in here, you could forget and all our troubles...
00:21:25You're right, Stanley.
00:21:26Thank you, mister, for telling us.
00:21:28It was a pleasure.
00:21:29Goodbye, and good luck.
00:21:30Goodbye.
00:21:31Gee, that's great, isn't it?
00:21:33Now we don't have...
00:21:34Say, we can't join the foreign legion.
00:21:36We've got to be back in Des Moines on the 17th.
00:21:39Well, you ready?
00:21:41Whoa.
00:21:42Just a minute, Ollie.
00:21:43Hey, mister.
00:21:44If we join the foreign legion, how long will it take him to forget?
00:21:48No time at all.
00:21:49Just a matter of a few days.
00:21:52Well, I've swum, I've plenty of time.
00:21:54Great.
00:21:54Now we don't have to worry about it.
00:21:56Say, we won't need this, will we?
00:21:58No.
00:21:59No.
00:21:59All right.
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00:23:11Right shoulder, hearth!
00:23:16Present, hearth!
00:23:22Order, fire!
00:23:30Take command, Captain.
00:23:32Lieutenant, close order drill for the 1st platoon.
00:23:35Very well, sir.
00:23:46These clothes sure don't fit you very well, do they?
00:23:49Oh, they'll be all right for now.
00:23:50We only use them for a few days until I forget.
00:23:53That's right, too.
00:23:54Left time.
00:23:56Left!
00:23:59Right shoulder!
00:24:01Fire!
00:24:04Watch left!
00:24:06Fire!
00:24:09Fire!
00:24:12Right shoulder!
00:24:15Fire!
00:24:17Fire!
00:24:17What's right about?
00:24:18Fire!
00:24:19Left shoulder!
00:24:21Fire!
00:24:22Hard!
00:24:23Right shoulder!
00:24:25What's right about?
00:24:27Fire!
00:24:28Watch her!
00:24:30Fire!
00:24:38Fire!
00:24:41Fire!
00:24:46Pardon us.
00:24:51Well, look who's here.
00:24:52Hey, Ollie, look.
00:24:54Well, blow me down.
00:24:57What a small world.
00:24:59Well, we followed your advice?
00:25:01Yeah, but nothing's happened yet, has it, Ollie?
00:25:03Show these men to the commandant.
00:25:04Yes, sir.
00:25:06Well, we'll be seeing you.
00:25:07Yeah, take care of yourself.
00:25:08Gee, don't he look good?
00:25:10Sure does.
00:25:12Hey, hey!
00:25:14Where are you going to have dinner?
00:25:17Den, son!
00:25:21Bye!
00:25:35Good morning.
00:25:37I'll now assign you to your duties.
00:25:40Reveille at five, you dress quickly, make up your bunks and get ready for inspection.
00:25:44Inspection until seven.
00:25:46Ten minutes for breakfast.
00:25:47You drill until one and march until four.
00:25:51What about lunch?
00:25:53You'll have that while marching.
00:25:55You have inspection until six.
00:25:57Fifteen minutes for mess, kitchen duties until ten, inspection until eleven, then taps.
00:26:02That is all.
00:26:04Well, we have to do all that.
00:26:05We have to do all that.
00:26:05You won't have time to forget.
00:26:07Why don't you tell him?
00:26:08Uh, how much do we get for all this work?
00:26:11One hundred centimes a day.
00:26:12Well, that's not bad.
00:26:14Uh, how much is that in American money?
00:26:17Oh, American money?
00:26:19Well, it's equivalent to about three cents a day.
00:26:22Of course, it varies with the rate of exchange.
00:26:24Well, how much do we get for overtime?
00:26:27There ain't gonna be any overtime.
00:26:29If you think that you're gonna get that much work out of me for three cents a day, brother,
00:26:34you are crazy.
00:26:36Is that so?
00:26:38Absolutely.
00:26:40Yeah, and that goes for me, too.
00:26:42Because we don't work for less than 25 cents a day.
00:26:45Do we, Ollie?
00:26:46Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
00:26:49Mm, mm, mm, mm.
00:27:19Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
00:27:49Mm, mm, mm, mm.
00:28:19Mm, mm, mm, mm.
00:28:26Mm, mm, mm.
00:28:28Mm, mm, mm.
00:28:31Mm.
00:28:41Mm, mm.
00:28:49Mm, mm.
00:28:54Let's go.
00:29:25Come on, get to work!
00:29:27What do you think this is?
00:30:17What do you think this is?
00:30:24What do you think this is?
00:30:35Get back to work!
00:30:45Get back to work!
00:31:00Have I got enough trouble without you making it tougher?
00:31:03Well, it's your own fault.
00:31:05If you hadn't fallen in love with Georgette, we wouldn't be here.
00:31:08We wouldn't have to do it.
00:31:08Will you stop reminding me of that?
00:31:11Here I am trying to forget and you keep talking about it all the time.
00:31:14Now, here's another day wasted.
00:31:16Well, maybe you don't try hard enough.
00:31:19If you can't forget, why don't you try and pretend to forget?
00:31:22How can anybody pretend to forget?
00:31:26Well, I know if it was me, I'd sit down and relax.
00:31:29I'd close my eyes and I'd concentrate and I'd think of nothing.
00:31:33Wouldn't be long then. That's what I'd do.
00:31:35Say, I think you've got something there.
00:31:37I know I've got something.
00:31:39Why don't you take a whirl at it?
00:31:46Now, don't think of anything.
00:31:48I won't.
00:31:50I know it's tough to forget a swell gal like that.
00:31:54Gorgeous hair and lovely eyes, beautiful teeth, ruby lips.
00:32:04Gorgeous.
00:32:06I can see her now.
00:32:10Oh, so can I.
00:32:13Will you shut up?
00:32:15How can I concentrate when you keep talking about her all the time?
00:32:19Now, keep quiet.
00:32:20Let me alone.
00:32:21Now, sit down.
00:32:47Hey, Ollie.
00:32:48If you don't stop bothering me, I'm gonna punch you in the nose.
00:32:53Don't I tell you to quit that?
00:33:05You'll hear about this later.
00:33:25Hey, Luggs.
00:33:26When you get through with that washing, the cook wants you to manicure them vegetables for tomorrow's stew.
00:33:31I beg your pardon?
00:33:33You heard.
00:33:36Well, can you beat that?
00:33:38How do you think we're going to do all this washing?
00:33:39Stanley, I feel something coming over me.
00:33:42You do?
00:33:46A miracle has happened.
00:33:48What?
00:33:48I've completely forgotten.
00:33:50You mean you've forgotten Georgette?
00:33:52Who's Georgette?
00:33:54Gee, that's swell.
00:33:55Now we can finish the washing and we can go home.
00:33:58Finish nothing.
00:33:58We're going now.
00:34:03Now you're talking.
00:34:05Absolutely.
00:34:09And I found them asleep.
00:34:11And when I told them to go back to work, they threw wet laundry in my face.
00:34:16Oh, they did, eh?
00:34:18Well, I'll show them what it means to disobey my orders.
00:34:23Goodbye.
00:34:24Goodbye.
00:34:25Goodbye.
00:34:26Gee, I'm sure glad to get out of this joint.
00:34:28Me too.
00:34:29Have you got everything?
00:34:31Uh-huh.
00:34:31Now we'll go over to that commented guy and tell him we're through.
00:34:34And at the same time, I'll give him a piece of my mind.
00:34:36I don't blame you.
00:34:38Three cents a day.
00:34:39Ha!
00:34:39Left turn.
00:34:42Left.
00:34:49Turn out the guard and place them both under arrest.
00:34:52Yes, sir.
00:35:05Say, what's the big idea of keeping us waiting?
00:35:12You know what?
00:35:13What?
00:35:13He's not here.
00:35:14Of course he's not here.
00:35:16Well, let's go look for him.
00:35:17Look nothing.
00:35:18I'll leave him a note.
00:35:19Oh, I wouldn't bother to leave him a note.
00:35:21Just leave him a P.S.
00:35:22Oh.
00:35:23Good enough for him.
00:35:29Wh reviewing...
00:35:33Good enough for him.
00:35:35Good enough for him.
00:35:46Good enough for him to be with Walmart.
00:35:57Now he can put that in his pipe and smoke it.
00:36:00Maybe he doesn't smoke a pipe.
00:36:02Well, whatever. He smokes it.
00:36:04Well, you've got to be careful about those things.
00:36:28What did you say in the note, Ollie?
00:36:30I said plenty.
00:36:31And if I could have spelled raspberry, I'd have told him a lot more.
00:36:34That'll learn him. Three cents a day.
00:36:36Right.
00:36:57Never during my army career have I been so grossly insulted.
00:37:02Just wait till I get my hands on them.
00:37:27Attention!
00:37:57Let's go.
00:38:31Let's go.
00:38:32Shine on, shine on, harvest moon up in the sky.
00:38:40I ain't had no loving since January, April, June or July.
00:38:48It's no time, it ain't no time to stay outdoors and spring.
00:38:57Shine on, shine on, harvest moon for me and my girl.
00:39:25And I can't wait till I get my hands on the front of me.
00:39:29Right.
00:39:38Goodbye.
00:39:38Goodbye.
00:39:39I wonder what time the train needs to prepare.
00:39:41The sooner, the better for me.
00:39:43Say what?
00:39:44Which way to the depot?
00:39:45Just around the corner.
00:39:47Goodbye.
00:39:51Let no one pass through that gate, no matter what happens.
00:39:54Yes, sir.
00:40:01Come on.
00:40:05Say, we're not going to take a plane, are we?
00:40:08I should say not.
00:40:23I wonder what keeps them up.
00:40:25I don't know, but I know what keeps me down.
00:40:29Me too.
00:40:30Good old terracotta for me anytime.
00:40:34Promiscisly.
00:40:46That's what?
00:40:48Georgette, darling.
00:40:51Now I'm so happy.
00:40:53At last I'm here with you.
00:40:54Have you missed me?
00:40:55Every day has been a year, darling.
00:40:57I'll bring the car for you.
00:40:58Wait here just a moment.
00:41:05Could you tell us the way to the railroad depot?
00:41:09Monsieur Hardy.
00:41:12Georgette, so you've changed your mind.
00:41:14Darling, I forgive you everything.
00:41:17Say, I thought you said you'd forgotten her.
00:41:20Don't be silly.
00:41:21How can I forget my little Georgette?
00:41:25Oh, monsieur, I...
00:41:26I understand.
00:41:28Stanley, we wish to be alone.
00:41:30Come on.
00:41:31Go ahead.
00:41:33Go on.
00:41:38Oh, darling.
00:41:44Oh, my goodness.
00:41:48Oh, my goodness.
00:41:49Oh, my goodness.
00:41:50Oh, this is...
00:41:50Oh, please, please, monsieur, Mr. Hardy.
00:41:54What's the big idea?
00:41:56The idea is that this lady happens to be my wife.
00:41:58Oh, is that so?
00:42:01Your wife?
00:42:02Yes, you would-be homewrecker.
00:42:04Fransmer.
00:42:05Fransmer, please, don't.
00:42:06He did not understand.
00:42:07Kindly step into the car, my dear.
00:42:08I want to speak to this gentleman alone.
00:42:12Now, once more, I'm going to give you a piece of advice.
00:42:15Keep away from my wife.
00:42:16If I ever see or hear of you being in her presence again,
00:42:20I'll see to it that your worthless carcass lies sizzling in the desert sun
00:42:24at the mercy of the vultures.
00:42:26You understand?
00:42:27Yes, sir.
00:42:30Yes, sir.
00:42:37Hey, mister, you don't have to worry about us.
00:42:40We are leaving right now, aren't we, Ollie?
00:42:42We certainly are!
00:42:43Yes, sir.
00:42:45Fall in!
00:42:46Who is he talking to?
00:42:48Fall in!
00:42:49What do you mean, fall in?
00:42:51We are through.
00:42:52Can't you get our note?
00:42:53Yes, I got your note, and when you signed it,
00:42:55you signed your own death warrant.
00:42:56You're under arrest for desertion.
00:42:58Now, fall in!
00:43:00Fall in!
00:43:02Throw them into jail and have the guard to keep a close watch on them.
00:43:05Yes, sir.
00:43:06Forward and march!
00:43:08The law doesn't make an accident to me!
00:43:10Hold!
00:43:17Two deserters.
00:43:20Deserters, eh?
00:43:21Come on, I'll show you to your suite.
00:43:29Get in!
00:43:31Get in!
00:43:31Hey, come on, you.
00:43:32What are you doing?
00:43:33Get in!
00:43:35Don't push me!
00:43:36Revolution, eh?
00:43:38Good, good, good!
00:43:40Huh!
00:43:44I'll see you at sunrise.
00:43:46I'll, um...
00:43:47I'll show them where to get off at.
00:43:49Huh!
00:43:51Well, what did we do?
00:43:53What did you do?
00:43:54Sure.
00:43:54Why, you know...
00:43:55What are you...
00:43:57Get in there!
00:44:00Get in there!
00:44:06Hey, mister.
00:44:08What?
00:44:09You forgot your keys.
00:44:10Look.
00:44:15Why don't you keep your mouth shut?
00:44:17Why don't you keep your mouth shut?
00:44:20Huh?
00:44:50Why don't you keep your mouth shut?
00:44:51The prisoners have been found guilty and will be shot at sunrise.
00:45:00Here's a nice pickle we're in.
00:45:03Shot at sunrise.
00:45:05I hope it's cloudy tomorrow.
00:45:08Say, Oli.
00:45:09What?
00:45:09You still want to come back as a horse?
00:45:11I don't care if I never come back.
00:45:50I just want to see you, son.
00:45:53Shh!
00:45:55Shh!
00:45:56Shh!
00:45:57Shh!
00:45:59Shh!
00:46:29Yes.
00:46:31Yes.
00:47:12I'll play you another one now.
00:47:14Shut up!
00:47:17Go to sleep!
00:47:54Put that thing down!
00:48:07Come on.
00:48:27Well, I guess we'd better get some sleep.
00:48:31It won't be long for that.
00:48:34What's this up here?
00:48:35Hey! Hey!
00:48:37What?
00:48:37Get in there.
00:48:38What for?
00:48:39Shh! Never mind what for. Hurry up.
00:48:44Come on, get in.
00:48:46You need to let a fella know and...
00:48:48Take this, careful.
00:48:50Shh!
00:48:50Go ahead.
00:48:51Hold on.
00:49:12You say, where are we going?
00:49:14This tunnel leads to the outside wall.
00:49:17We are making our escape.
00:49:20Well, are we allowed to do that?
00:49:23Go ahead.
00:49:25Want something to ask?
00:49:27You're allowed to do that.
00:49:34Isn't this fun?
00:49:36They don't know where we are.
00:49:38It sure is.
00:49:39I'm dying with laughter.
00:49:41Go ahead.
00:49:42Don't do that to me.
00:49:43Don't do it.
00:49:49See what you've done?
00:49:51Now we've got to dig our way out.
00:49:54Go back to the cell and get those ten plates.
00:49:57I don't want to go back to the cell.
00:49:59Will you hurry?
00:50:00This is our last chance.
00:50:03Why do I have to always do everything?
00:50:06Yes.
00:50:08Always me.
00:50:10Me.
00:50:11Me.
00:50:12What you had done?
00:50:14Never you.
00:50:16You.
00:50:36Bring the prisoners.
00:50:37Yes, sir.
00:50:44All right.
00:50:45Come on, you.
00:50:45The sun's up.
00:50:46Come on.
00:50:52Go on.
00:50:53Escape.
00:50:54What?
00:50:56Give me the commandant.
00:51:03Sir.
00:51:03The prisoners have escaped.
00:51:06What?
00:51:07The prisoners have escaped.
00:51:09Then find them.
00:51:10Yes, sir.
00:51:13I want both those prisoners brought back dead alive.
00:51:16Call out the entire post if necessary.
00:51:20I wonder what time it is.
00:51:22How do I know?
00:51:24You should be beyond the wall by now.
00:51:27Seems like we've been working.
00:51:29I guess you're right.
00:51:30We'd better start digging up.
00:51:32It's a good idea, ma'am.
00:51:39It's a good idea.
00:51:41Oh, stop all this nonsense now.
00:51:43Francois.
00:51:44Don't you dare go back to Paris again and leave me alone.
00:51:47See?
00:51:47Darling.
00:51:47Mm-hmm.
00:51:52Oh, bring up a bottle of that special vintage wine from the cellar, will you?
00:51:56Yes, sir.
00:52:02What?
00:52:03I'm gonna take it off.
00:52:05You're a little bit.
00:52:06Here, let's go.
00:52:09Let's go.
00:52:09Come on.
00:52:09Come on.
00:52:11Come on.
00:52:12Come on.
00:52:16Come on.
00:52:18Come on.
00:52:18Come on.
00:52:18Come on.
00:52:38Come on.
00:52:53I wonder where we are.
00:52:55Maybe some saloon outside the fort.
00:53:05See if the coast is clear.
00:53:06I don't see if the coast is clear.
00:53:11Shh.
00:53:13Go ahead.
00:53:14Push.
00:53:21Open it.
00:53:41Shh.
00:53:42Shhh!
00:53:49Supermander, take a thorough search of the bird!
00:54:01Josette, may I come in?
00:54:17Josette?
00:54:18Yes, dear.
00:54:19Are you all right?
00:54:20Yes, fine now.
00:54:43Josette!
00:54:45Josette!
00:55:02Josette!
00:55:08At a time like this, you had to do that!
00:55:13Quick, help me get her on the bed!
00:55:19Get her feet!
00:55:28Get her feet!
00:55:29Quick, get me a glass of water!
00:55:49Look out!
00:55:57Don't do that!
00:56:00What is the meaning of this?
00:56:03What'll we say?
00:56:04You think up your story!
00:56:05I've got mine!
00:56:06I've got mine!
00:56:07Oh!
00:56:08Oh!
00:56:08Oh!
00:56:34Now pay strict attention, all of you.
00:56:36The men who were to be shot this morning have escaped.
00:56:39Be sure all gates are closed and make a thorough search of the entire barracks.
00:56:42Whoever brings them back will be given the reward of six weeks' furlough.
00:56:45That's all.
00:57:06Let's go.
00:57:11Let's go.
00:57:16Let's go.
00:57:24Let's go.
00:57:44Let's go.
00:57:45Get์ his true use.
00:57:46Get alfullyxed.
00:57:49Come on.
00:57:53Let's go.
00:57:54Come on.
00:58:29Come on.
00:59:18Come on.
00:59:22Let's cover up the hole.
01:00:06Come on.
01:00:09Come on.
01:00:17Come on.
01:00:23Come on.
01:00:37Come on.
01:00:40Come on.
01:01:03Come on.
01:01:04Come on.
01:01:05Come on.
01:01:13Come on.
01:01:13We're giving them the slip.
01:01:14Good.
01:01:15Now let's get out of here.
01:01:16Come on.
01:01:20Come on.
01:01:30Come on.
01:01:32Come on.
01:01:32Come on.
01:01:34Come on.
01:01:58Come on.
01:02:07Come on.
01:02:08Come on.
01:02:11Come on.
01:02:13Come on.
01:02:21Come on.
01:02:46Come on.
01:02:47Come on.
01:02:49Come on.
01:02:54Let's go.
01:03:25Let's go.
01:03:50Let's go.
01:04:33Let's go.
01:04:41Let's go.
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01:07:37Let's go.
01:07:40Hey, Stan.
01:07:42Look.
01:07:43I'm over here.
01:07:48Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.
01:07:56Ollie, is that really you?
01:07:59Of course it's me.
01:08:00Gee, I'm glad to see you.
01:08:24ัะถะต is he.
01:08:38Bee, Still Walens!
01:08:40I'm glad I'm glad you had you.
01:08:41Impact to you!ํฌ,
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