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Has anyone figured this out?
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00:00I visited my grandparents in Florida for a mini vacation.
00:04The way I prepared for this trip deserves no standing ovation.
00:08Beach, pool, and dinner was all on the program,
00:11yet I was packing to stay at the Palace in Buckingham.
00:17Nice.
00:18It's annoying being a woman and needing every little thing,
00:22like my fancy conditioner and five different earrings.
00:26Men can pack in ten minutes and somehow survive,
00:30but if you gave me that time limit, I would panic and cry.
00:34I'll travel light this time, is what I always say,
00:38but I throw in four pairs of underwear for each day.
00:42Of course I brought three bathing suits, yet only wore one.
00:46Oh, and I packed jeans to the state known for its hot sun.
00:52Can't travel without my blow dryer, straightener, or shampoo.
00:56Makeup, skin care, and of course, nail glue.
01:00My suitcase barely closed, trying to shove in the bits.
01:04All that hard work, just to wear the same two outfits.
01:08Yes!
01:09Oh my gosh!
01:10Yeah!
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