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00:02:07Grazie a tutti.
00:02:37Grazie a tutti.
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00:03:10Grazie a tutti.
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00:11:22No?
00:11:25Sì, come ho, come ho?
00:11:27Sì, hai fatto l'ho fatto.
00:11:31Voi, hai fatto l'ho fatto l'ho fatto.
00:11:31Grazie molto.
00:11:33Scusi che ho fatto l'ho fatto l'ho fatto l'ho fatto.
00:11:36Scusi.
00:12:06Scusi.
00:12:24Scusi, è il suo lavoro?
00:12:29Scusi.
00:12:30Questo l'ho fatto?
00:12:31Scusi.
00:12:32Scusi che il il suo lavoro.
00:12:34Scusi.
00:12:50Scusi.
00:12:54My name's Cook. I'm up here from New York.
00:12:56Sit down. I'll be with you in a minute.
00:13:04Nice day.
00:13:06Yep.
00:13:07What do you got, young man? Hive?
00:13:09No, no hive.
00:13:11A lot of hives going around.
00:13:12Miss George Nasher was took yesterday.
00:13:14Do you know her?
00:13:15No.
00:13:18Where did you say you were from?
00:13:19New York.
00:13:21I was wondering if you could tell me where I could find Hazel Flagg.
00:13:25You're from New York, eh?
00:13:26Yep.
00:13:27You know what I think, young fella?
00:13:28I think you're a newspaper man. I can smell him.
00:13:31I've always been able to smell him.
00:13:33Excuse me while I open the windows.
00:13:39I'll tell you briefly what I think of newspaper men.
00:13:42The hand of God reaching down into the mire
00:13:45couldn't elevate one of them to the depths of degradation.
00:13:49not by a million miles.
00:13:51I think you're being a little severe toward my profession.
00:13:54Not much, but just a little.
00:13:55Nothing of the sort.
00:13:56I am a fair-minded man, young fella.
00:13:58But when you've been robbed, swindled, cheated for 22 years out of a fortune,
00:14:02it's pardonable to formulate an opinion.
00:14:05From New York, eh?
00:14:06Yep.
00:14:07You don't happen to know of a newspaper called The Morning Star?
00:14:11You have the honor, Dr. Downer, of addressing that newspaper's most gifted representative.
00:14:15Moses in the mountains.
00:14:18You're from The Morning Star?
00:14:19Stay right where you are.
00:14:20Don't move.
00:14:21I'll show you something that'll freeze you.
00:14:24Listen, Doctor.
00:14:25I'm getting sick of this taffy pull.
00:14:27Where can I get a hold of Hazel Flagg?
00:14:29Don't talk to me about Hazel Flagg.
00:14:31No siree.
00:14:33Here's the evidence.
00:14:35Now, I appeal to you as a man of learning, Dr. Downer.
00:14:38What is Miss Flagg's address?
00:14:40Don't waste my time, young fella.
00:14:42Here, read that.
00:14:43That's a copy of an essay I wrote.
00:14:45Read it.
00:14:46Go on.
00:14:46Tit for tat.
00:14:47Give me her address and I'll pore over these interesting documents all night.
00:14:51I entered this contest with a clean pair of hands.
00:14:55Who are the six greatest Americans?
00:14:57I named them and proved why, writing on one side of the paper.
00:15:00And what happened?
00:15:01Did I win the $10,000?
00:15:03No siree.
00:15:04Did I win the $5,000?
00:15:06Did they even try to save their face by giving me one of the smaller $1,000 prizes?
00:15:10Not that gang of chicken thieves.
00:15:12Here's what they gave me.
00:15:14Read it.
00:15:14A check for $1.
00:15:15Young fella, for 22 years.
00:15:17I must ask you, Dr. Downer, to be reasonable.
00:15:18You can't harbor a grudge for 22 years.
00:15:20I'll harbor it till I die.
00:15:22Wait and see.
00:15:23The Morning Star had a chance to win my respect 22 years ago.
00:15:27They saw fit to swindle and belittle me very well.
00:15:30I'll prove to them before I die who the six great Americans are and who was entitled to the first
00:15:35prize.
00:15:39I could do better in darkest Africa.
00:15:42You know who got that $10,000?
00:15:44The editor's wife.
00:15:44That's cool.
00:15:56Morning.
00:16:07You don't have to sit there looking so dramatic, Hazel, like Eliza crossing the ice.
00:16:12Well, I can't help feeling a little bad you couldn't either if you were going to die any minute.
00:16:17Well, you can stop giving yourself the airs of a dying swan.
00:16:20According to this last analysis I made, you ain't going to die.
00:16:24Unless you get run over or something.
00:16:26What?
00:16:27You heard me.
00:16:29I don't like to chew my cabbage twice.
00:16:31You think I'm not going to die?
00:16:35You're fitter than a fiddle.
00:16:36And stop gawking at me or I'll cut myself.
00:16:40Oh, I've got to cry, I can't help but.
00:16:43Come, come, come.
00:16:44This is no way to behave in the doctor's office.
00:16:47Besides, that soap will give you the darndest belly ache you ever had.
00:16:51Oh, you saved my life.
00:16:53Oh, it was nothing.
00:16:55That first diagnosis I made was a mistake.
00:16:57I got through that I was seeing radium poisoning everywhere.
00:17:00I've been awfully brave, haven't I not to cry before?
00:17:02Please, I have.
00:17:04Well, now that it's over, I don't mind telling you, Hazel.
00:17:08I felt kind of sorry for you.
00:17:10Sorry.
00:17:12Bye.
00:17:14Bye.
00:17:18I've been into a great strain.
00:17:26You know, I don't know what I'm so happy about, Inok.
00:17:28You sort of spoiled my trip.
00:17:32What trip's that, Hazel?
00:17:34You know, I was going to take that $200 you get for dying in Warsaw
00:17:37and go to New York and blow it all in and die happy,
00:17:39and now I've got to stay in Warsaw.
00:17:42So, that's your gratitude to me for snatching you from the jaws of death.
00:17:50You know, I don't know which I am, happy or miserable.
00:17:53I'm all mixed up.
00:17:54Enoch, listen.
00:17:55Do you have to hand in that report to the factory?
00:17:57I know it sounds a little dishonest.
00:18:00I'd do it like a shot, Hazel.
00:18:03Only I'd lose my job the minute they found out you weren't going to die.
00:18:07And besides, there's the ethics.
00:18:09Well, thanks for all your trouble.
00:18:11I'm terribly grateful in it.
00:18:17Only it's kind of startling to be brought to life twice,
00:18:21and each time in Warsaw.
00:18:30Miss Flagg, pardon me, I'm Wallace Cook from the New York Star.
00:18:35I came up to see you.
00:18:36I know it's hard for you to talk, but if you just listen to me for a little while...
00:18:39I have nothing to say now.
00:18:41It's sort of too late.
00:18:44I know how you feel, Miss Flagg, but I won't ask you any questions about your ailment.
00:18:47I was just going to see Dr. Dollar and he told me.
00:18:50Now, please don't try.
00:18:51I was thinking while I was waiting for you to come out, and I got an idea.
00:18:54I want you to come to New York with me.
00:18:56What?
00:18:56As my guest.
00:18:57As the guest of the Morning Star.
00:18:58Now, don't say anything till I tell you.
00:18:59Oh, I'm not saying anything.
00:19:00If you were my sister or somebody close to me,
00:19:03I'd take you out of Warsaw, dead or alive, Miss Flagg.
00:19:06Oh, I've always wanted to see the world outside before I...
00:19:09You've lived here all your life.
00:19:11Twice that long.
00:19:11You poor kid.
00:19:12You've never been to New York.
00:19:13Oh, my grandmother took me there when I was three, but I didn't appreciate it.
00:19:16Listen, we'll show you the town.
00:19:17We'll take you everywhere.
00:19:19You'll have more fun than if you lived a hundred years in this moth-eaten, yep and no village.
00:19:23Oh, that's so very true.
00:19:24Is it a bargain?
00:19:25I don't know.
00:19:25It would be imposing on everybody because...
00:19:27Imposing in what way?
00:19:28Oh, I just thought it'd be wrong to make people sad.
00:19:31I'd be kind of a killjoy, wouldn't I?
00:19:33Listen, I'll be frank with you.
00:19:34Even if I sound like a ghoul, you'll be a sensation.
00:19:36The whole town will take you to its heart.
00:19:38You'll have everything you've ever dreamed of, and you'll have it on a silver platter.
00:19:41You'll be like Aladdin with the magic lamp to rub.
00:19:43You mean they'll like me just because I'm dying?
00:19:47Oh, that's a cruel way to put it.
00:19:48No, they'll like you because you'll be a symbol of courage and heroism.
00:19:52We'll talk about it on the plane.
00:19:54Then everything you mean we're going to fly there?
00:19:56Sure, sure, we haven't much time.
00:19:58I'm sorry, I mean, the sooner you get there, the more time you'll have to enjoy yourself.
00:20:02You know, I was going to go there before I saved up a hundred dollars.
00:20:04And a hundred million dollars couldn't buy her the fun the morning star can give you.
00:20:07Come on.
00:20:07Oh, no, wait, I've got to take him with me.
00:20:09With the kid on the bicycle?
00:20:10Oh, no, no, Enoch, Dr. Donner.
00:20:11You wait here.
00:20:12Oh, you won't go away with me?
00:20:14Nope.
00:20:14Well, I'll go ask him, will you wait here?
00:20:16Yep.
00:20:16Oh, good.
00:20:17Enoch!
00:20:18Enoch!
00:20:19Enoch!
00:20:21Enoch!
00:20:21Enoch!
00:20:43Oh, Enoch, look!
00:20:44I don't care for scenery from this point of view.
00:20:47But that's the Statue of Liberty.
00:20:50I've seen it.
00:21:04I got in touch with Oliver, for Oliver Stone, my editor.
00:21:07He's toe-dancing in the street, waiting for us.
00:21:09Oh, I hope he's nice like you.
00:21:11Well, he's got a different quality of charm.
00:21:13He's sort of a cross between a ferris wheel and a werewolf,
00:21:16but with a lovable streak, if you care to blast for it.
00:21:19You getting nervous?
00:21:20Oh, no, no.
00:21:21I just hope he won't have a lot of long-whiskered doctors lined up to harass me.
00:21:25You know, I'm not coming to New York to play guinea pig for a lot of scientists.
00:21:28Everybody knows that radium poisoning is incurable,
00:21:30so why waste any time in that direction?
00:21:34Don't you worry about that.
00:21:35You won't be bothered at all.
00:21:37You know, I'm not going to bed until I have convulsions and my teeth start falling out.
00:21:41That's when I begin worrying.
00:21:42Is it, Enoch?
00:21:43Just as good a time as any.
00:21:46How are you feeling now, sailor?
00:21:47Hunky-dory, skipper.
00:21:51Well, there she is, in all her beads and ribbons.
00:22:01Mr. Cook?
00:22:02Yes.
00:22:02Oh, thank you.
00:22:05Oh, it's from Oliver.
00:22:07He's almost tongue-tied with excitement.
00:22:08He's worked up a nutty demonstration.
00:22:10New York is going to lay its heart at your feet while the whistles blow and the bands play and
00:22:15the cameras grind.
00:22:17How about you, sailor?
00:22:18Anything you care to say as we go into action?
00:22:20Oh, I'm going to have a marvelous time.
00:22:22Whatever happens afterwards, I mean about the convulsions and all that, I'm going to have fun first.
00:22:26I am.
00:22:27I am.
00:22:28Well, if that doesn't make them cry, nothing will.
00:22:30Cry?
00:22:30Why should they cry?
00:22:32Because you're the bravest kid that ever lived.
00:22:35There's no fake about it this time.
00:22:38Oh, look!
00:22:39There's no fake about it this time.
00:23:38There's no fake about it this time.
00:24:08There's no fake about it this time.
00:24:22Don't excite yourself too much, it's just a fake.
00:24:24What did you say?
00:24:25I said don't excite yourself too much, it's just a fake.
00:24:27Oh, who's a fake?
00:24:28Those grapplers.
00:24:30The only square thing about them is the ring.
00:24:32Oh, them?
00:24:33They're a symbol of the whole town,
00:24:34pretending to fight, love, weep and laugh all the time
00:24:37and they're phonies, all of them.
00:24:39And I had the list.
00:24:40Oh no, you don't. Don't say that.
00:24:41Using you to get a bonus and a byline on the front page.
00:24:45Making good over your poor little pain-wracked body.
00:24:48I'm worse than those play pressers.
00:24:50Well, I feel fine tonight, Wally.
00:24:52You and the Morningstar have been so wonderful to me.
00:24:54You know, these wonderful gowns and the banquets and the theater tickets.
00:24:57Oh, it's just...
00:24:58Stop looking so happy and gallant, will you?
00:25:01It breaks my heart.
00:25:34You all right?
00:25:34Oh yes, I feel fine.
00:25:42Ladies and gentlemen,
00:25:45I have just learned that Miss Hazel Flagg is in the audience.
00:25:57I would like to ask this distinguished audience
00:26:01to observe ten seconds of silence
00:26:06in respect for Miss Flagg.
00:26:34I hope it's very splendid.
00:26:37Sì, sì!
00:27:07Proceed!
00:27:08There's a loose halyard for it! Go make it fast!
00:27:10The thing I'm cooking?
00:27:11Yes, my little mariner, yes!
00:27:13Try not to go overboard!
00:27:15I asked several people, but they didn't know!
00:27:18They didn't know what?
00:27:19If you were married!
00:27:21The answer in capital letters is No, N-O!
00:27:25M-O?
00:27:26Yeah, N-O!
00:27:27Oh, I see!
00:27:28I don't suppose newspaper men marry as a rule?
00:27:30Not after they're 14 or 15!
00:27:32That's the dangerous age for the journalist!
00:27:34Il suo ideale non è formato e non è un'attività di più di malattie.
00:27:39Quando il suo fine è nato, lo waits.
00:27:42Forse?
00:27:43Il sonore di un'attività , Miss Flagg.
00:27:45Il waito per andare a fare.
00:27:47Che cosa è che?
00:27:49Lo so.
00:27:50Lo so.
00:27:50Si parlavamo di questo in Warsaw.
00:27:52Si, è stato fatto.
00:28:21No, no, no, no, no.
00:28:34Don't do that!
00:28:40I used to love New York when I went gaga over some celebrity.
00:28:44Danced in the streets with a neon light round its heart.
00:28:48And getting fed up with its trick tears and phony lamentations over you.
00:28:53I'm glad they're phony. It makes everything all right in a way.
00:28:56What I mean is I wouldn't want to feel I was really making all those people suffer.
00:29:11Wally! Wally, look at that man with the toupee!
00:29:38Greetings, greetings, my little folks!
00:29:42Tonight there is one among us who adds a bit of unaccustomed drama to our little rebel.
00:29:48She sits here, eyes sparkling, her face wreathed in a lovely smile,
00:29:55drinking in the charm, the glitter, the gay sounds of life.
00:30:01So drink your wine, laugh and applaud.
00:30:05While this little doomed child sits saying goodbye to you.
00:30:10Her last goodbye.
00:30:11With a grateful smile on her lips.
00:30:15So on with the show, my little actors all.
00:30:20On with the show for tonight.
00:30:22Tonight you are not the famous folk of Broadway.
00:30:25Tonight you are just a little chorus laughing and dancing and pirouetting
00:30:30to afford a last brief hour of mirth and jollity
00:30:34to America's simplest and sweetest of heroines,
00:30:39Miss Hazel Flagg.
00:30:52For good, clean fun is nothing like a wake.
00:30:55Oh, please, please, let's not talk shop.
00:30:59Our next number tonight, ladies and gentlemen, is entitled
00:31:03The Heroines of History.
00:31:14Catherine the Great, who saved Russia.
00:31:17She could do it, too.
00:31:30Lady Godiva, who saved her virtue.
00:31:33That's the way those things go, folks.
00:31:56Who saved Holland by putting her finger in the dike.
00:32:01Show them the finger, babe.
00:32:17Pocahontas, who saved Captain John Smith.
00:32:20And later on set him up in the cough drop business.
00:32:36And now, ladies and gentlemen, I want you to meet that little girl from Warsaw, Vermont.
00:32:41That little soldier whose heroic smile in the face of death has wrung tears and cheers from the great stone
00:32:50heart of the city.
00:32:52I humbly invite her now to take her place beside all the great heroines of history.
00:32:58And today, our own Miss Hazel Flagg.
00:33:05The Heroines of History
00:33:06The Heroines of History
00:33:09The Heroines of History
00:33:32The Heroines of History
00:33:34The Heroines of History
00:33:40The Heroines of History
00:34:17Look, something has happened to Hazel.
00:34:23Hazel, Hazel, come on, speak to me.
00:34:24Look out, young fella, let me at her.
00:34:27Has it, has it come?
00:34:29Doctor, I want to know the worst.
00:34:30I don't want you to spare our feelings.
00:34:32Siamo presa in 15 minuti.
00:34:40Hai avuto la scuola?
00:34:41Mi aspettava qualcosa di questo.
00:34:44Siamo arrivati qui.
00:34:45Sì.
00:34:49Sì, tutti, prendete la scuola.
00:34:52Quiet, prendete la scuola.
00:34:54Non c'è la scuola.
00:34:56La scuola deve continuare.
00:34:58Hazel would like it that way.
00:35:05Non c'è la scuola, ma non c'è.
00:35:06Mi sono capito con voi.
00:35:06Haizel, stai concire a una memoria.
00:35:09Ora, siedi qui come ti.
00:35:11Non c'è.
00:35:12Ma è solo un po' di scegliere.
00:35:14Un po' di questi bambini si vinono.
00:35:17Chia erano bambini.
00:35:18Non sono bambini, sono i piscpi.
00:35:19I potrei essere morti.
00:35:21Non imbrede!
00:35:23Se qualcuno di come potesse come potesse,
00:35:26sarebbe bella.
00:35:28Ma non ti!
00:35:29Take your stockings off!
00:35:31Do you have a doctor take them off yourself?
00:35:353 o'clock in...
00:35:39...morning...
00:35:43What are you doing?
00:35:483 o'clock in...
00:35:53...morning...
00:35:55If anything happens we'll have to replace.
00:35:58That's all that counts to you, isn't it?
00:36:00You bird brain with a headline for a heart.
00:36:03That poor, gallant little kid standing in front of that goofy bunch of horses and smiling.
00:36:07Just smiling.
00:36:08Don't waste copy on me, Wallace.
00:36:11Oliver, there's the sweetest, loveliest kid in there that ever lived.
00:36:15Yes. You said that before, Wally.
00:36:17I'm through.
00:36:19I can't play pallbearer any longer. I'm resigning.
00:36:22She's all right, gentlemen. Sleeping like a little baby.
00:36:25No. Are you sure?
00:36:27Just as if nothing had happened.
00:36:29She'll be fitter than a fiddle in the morning.
00:36:313 o'clock in...
00:36:33...morning!
00:36:35...da da da.
00:36:39Oh!
00:36:44Oh, oh, my gosh, Miss Rafferty, Miss Rafferty.
00:36:49Oh, make them stop ringing, that phone will break my head open.
00:36:54Hello?
00:36:55I don't want to talk to anybody.
00:36:57Just a minute.
00:36:59There are 20 little schoolchildren downstairs to sing for you.
00:37:03Mr. Stone arranged for it yesterday.
00:37:05Oh, it's horrible, I go mad.
00:37:08Oh, send them up.
00:37:11You may bring them up, sir.
00:37:13Oh, my gosh, there's a sawmill inside my head.
00:37:17You may leave the room, Miss Rafferty.
00:37:24I brought you something.
00:37:28Raw eggs.
00:37:31Just what you need.
00:37:34The albumen counteracts the alcohol.
00:37:43I brought you up.
00:37:43Suck them right down.
00:37:44Settle your stomach.
00:37:45Go on.
00:37:46I got a whole dozen.
00:37:47Is this the way drunks feel?
00:37:50Hazel, you've got what is known in medicine as a hangover.
00:37:55I've got something worse than that.
00:37:57I've got a conscience.
00:37:58Oh.
00:37:59Keep on sucking that egg and your conscience will go away.
00:38:03I'm ruining it.
00:38:06Let me have your pulse, Hazel.
00:38:10Don't jiggle me.
00:38:11My pulse is all right.
00:38:13I'm as healthy as an art.
00:38:14Well, stop groaning, then.
00:38:16You old fraud, you know what I'm groaning about.
00:38:18Oh, I wish, I wish I had radium poisoning or something awful, and then I wouldn't ruin it.
00:38:23Who's this you're ruining, Hazel?
00:38:26Wallace, Mr. Cook.
00:38:27Oh, him.
00:38:28Have another egg.
00:38:30Enoch, listen.
00:38:31He thinks I've helped him become a great journalist, and they're going to give him a bonus.
00:38:34Mr. Stone is a bonus.
00:38:36It's coming out of the $10,000 they owe me.
00:38:39If I'm not complaining, why should he worry?
00:38:41He thinks I've helped him.
00:38:42Helped him, and it makes him feel bad.
00:38:44Oh, I can't stand it.
00:38:46You know what'll happen when they find out I'm a horrible, good-for-nothing fake?
00:38:49They'll blame him, everybody.
00:38:51They'll just burn down in the newspaper, and the mayor, he'll have Wally lynched.
00:38:55You just wait and see.
00:38:56Oh, Enoch, why did you let me come to New York?
00:38:59You were only as honest as you looked.
00:39:05Mr. Cook is here to see Miss Flagg.
00:39:07Do you feel able to speak to him?
00:39:08All right.
00:39:09I tell him, wait, wait.
00:39:18Tell him to come in.
00:39:19Come in.
00:39:27Hello.
00:39:28Hello, Hazel.
00:39:29Hello.
00:39:30Hello, Doctor.
00:39:34It won't hurt her if I visit a while.
00:39:36She's doing very well for her last few weeks.
00:39:44See, I'm glad to hear that, Hazel.
00:39:46I was, uh, we were worried.
00:39:49Excuse me.
00:39:52I wouldn't have disturbed you, but, uh, I'm going away, and I thought I might not see you again.
00:39:56You're going away where?
00:39:59Oh, to Albany.
00:40:01What for?
00:40:02Just to see the governor.
00:40:04Wallace, what are you doing in Albany with the governor?
00:40:06Well, Hazel, you mustn't get overwrought.
00:40:08Well, if it's about me, I must know about it.
00:40:10It's, uh, about the arrangements, Hazel.
00:40:14What arrangements?
00:40:16For the funeral.
00:40:18What funeral?
00:40:20Yours.
00:40:21Oh.
00:40:24Have I, have I shocked you?
00:40:26Oh, no, oh, no.
00:40:27Everybody has to have a funeral sometime.
00:40:29Oh, but not like yours, darling.
00:40:32Gee, I meant to keep it as a surprise.
00:40:36Oh, it's better this way.
00:40:37You're telling me in advance so I can get used to it.
00:40:40Oh, I hope it's going to be a little funeral.
00:40:42Oh, I'm afraid that's way, way impossible, Hazel.
00:40:45According to the present registration, there'll be about 30,000 automobiles and a considerable group on foot.
00:40:51About half a million, I think.
00:40:54Oh, why?
00:40:55Well, that's not half enough to mourn for you.
00:41:00Oliver thought we could get the president, but, uh, he's still fishing.
00:41:04I arranged to have the symphony orchestra there instead.
00:41:07Well, if it's all arranged, why are you going to Auburn?
00:41:09Well, uh, I had an idea this morning.
00:41:12I'm getting the, uh, governor to declare a public holiday for the, uh, occasion.
00:41:16Oh, like St. Valentine's Day.
00:41:18I'm glad I told you.
00:41:20Hazel, I want you to know now and always, I think you're magnificent.
00:41:25Oh, please, please don't say that.
00:41:28Do you have to go away?
00:41:29Well, I'll be back by night.
00:41:31I've got another surprise for you, but I'll, I'll not tell you now.
00:41:34Oh, I've got to hear it.
00:41:38Well, I, I promised you I wouldn't do this.
00:41:41You wouldn't do what?
00:41:42Call in any other doctors.
00:41:44Hazel, I know you have great faith in Enoch, but I've broken my promise.
00:41:49Dr. Emil Egelhofer is arriving on the wrecks this afternoon.
00:41:53He's from Vienna, and I'm bringing him up to see you.
00:41:56What for?
00:41:57Hazel, he is the greatest expert on radium poisoning in the world.
00:42:01I know it's incurable, but when I heard he was on the wrecks, I radioed him.
00:42:05There's, there's always an outside chance, you know, just one in a million.
00:42:10Joe, I'm sorry.
00:42:11I've, I've got to run to get the ten o'clock plane.
00:42:15Hazel, I, I know it's a long shot, but we can hope, hmm?
00:42:21Goodbye.
00:42:23Goodbye.
00:42:27Pardon me.
00:42:34The little children are here, Hazel.
00:42:36What little children?
00:42:37They've come to see him for you.
00:42:38Hey, Nick, this is the end.
00:42:40Huh?
00:42:40Don't ask any questions.
00:42:41Just listen to me.
00:42:42We're caught.
00:42:42Dr. Egelhofer's coming here tonight to, to expose me and Wally.
00:42:45You've got nothing to fear from any doctor who comes snooping around here.
00:42:50Better have another egg.
00:42:51There's only one way out.
00:42:52There's only one way to save you and me and Wally.
00:42:54I've got to commit suicide in advance before that scientist gets to me.
00:42:57I've got to be drowned.
00:42:58Oh, suck this egg, I can't.
00:43:00Oh, shut up.
00:43:00I'll leave a note to the city thanking everybody.
00:43:03You, you get rid of the nurse for the evening, and then I'll jump into the river.
00:43:06Somebody's bound to see me jump in, and you'll be waiting in a rowboat to fish me out.
00:43:09And I'll swim underwater, and I'll change my name, and hide away for the rest of my life,
00:43:14and never, never see him again.
00:43:17Oh, they'll hold the funeral without me.
00:43:25For you, Hazel, we are jeering.
00:43:30Now the end is pouting, hearing.
00:43:34Like an angel, you're appearing.
00:43:38Hooray for Hazel Flagg.
00:43:43Gal and Hazel Flagg, believe us.
00:43:47Your passing will so deeply grieve us.
00:43:51When you only have to leave us,
00:43:55three cheers for Hazel Flagg.
00:44:00Hazel Flagg is going fast.
00:44:02She's ebbing with the tide.
00:44:04She's riding waves of glory to that alien of their side.
00:44:08Hazel Flagg is going to the glorious land above.
00:44:12She's a boy, Hazel Flagg.
00:44:24She's riding waves of glory to the land above.
00:44:25Hel Josh is going to the end of the parade.
00:44:36Excuse me, you're going to travel.
00:44:38House of glory1w6.
00:44:45On behalf of the
00:44:53Ciao, honey.
00:44:55Questo è Ernest.
00:44:57What kind of flowers do you like?
00:45:00Huh?
00:45:01Don't worry, honey.
00:45:02They're all the same price.
00:45:04I'm getting them wholesale.
00:45:07Be right up, honey.
00:45:15Relax.
00:45:40Hello.
00:45:41Get me to Mornistar, quick.
00:45:43Who committed suicide?
00:45:46Read it to me.
00:45:47Dear New York City, goodbye.
00:45:50Remember me as someone you made very happy.
00:45:54I have enjoyed everything.
00:45:57There's only one thing left to enjoy.
00:46:00Your river that smiles outside of my window.
00:46:05It is easy to die when the heart is full of gratitude.
00:46:10Hazel Flag.
00:46:14Hello, Oliver.
00:46:15Well, we got our holiday.
00:46:16The governor has agreed to allow...
00:46:18Hold up.
00:46:20Jumping H. Sebastian.
00:46:22She's double-crossed us.
00:46:23Who has?
00:46:24Miss Flag.
00:46:25She's gone over to some other paper?
00:46:27She's gone into the river.
00:46:29Listen, you weasel brain.
00:46:30What are you trying to tell me?
00:46:31Hazel Flag has committed suicide.
00:46:34I don't believe it.
00:46:36Ernest, your sultan found her suicide note.
00:46:40He saw her leave the hotel five minutes ago.
00:46:43Give me the mayor at once.
00:46:45Get the governor.
00:46:45Tell him we want that holiday tomorrow.
00:46:47You're a fine pair of gravediggers.
00:46:49You and the governor both.
00:46:50Hello, hello, mayor.
00:46:51This is Wallace Cook of the Star calling.
00:46:53I don't believe it.
00:46:53I don't believe it.
00:46:55I don't believe it.
00:47:02I don't believe it.
00:47:05I don't believe it.
00:47:07I don't believe it.
00:47:07I don't believe it.
00:47:09I don't believe it.
00:47:09I don't believe it.
00:47:10I don't believe it.
00:47:10I don't believe it.
00:47:10I don't believe it.
00:47:10I don't believe it.
00:47:11I don't believe it.
00:47:12I don't believe it.
00:47:12I don't believe it.
00:47:13I don't believe it.
00:47:14I don't believe it.
00:47:16I don't believe it.
00:47:17I don't believe it.
00:47:19I don't believe it.
00:47:22Uno, due, tre...
00:47:26Enika! Enika!
00:47:30Ok, Hazel, ok.
00:47:35Uno, due, tre...
00:47:38Hazel, stop!
00:47:44Stop! Stop!
00:47:48What the devil's the matter with you?
00:47:51What are you trying to do?
00:48:06Wally! Wally, are you alright?
00:48:09Sure, I'm alright.
00:48:12But I can't swim!
00:48:14Wally!
00:48:15Give me that!
00:48:16Wally!
00:48:18I was just...
00:48:21Stop!
00:48:37It's a fine, sweet trick you tried to play.
00:48:40Well, why didn't you say in Albany?
00:48:41Jumping up up here like some hop-head.
00:48:43I didn't jump, I was pushed!
00:48:44You're tearing everybody out of their wits.
00:48:45No, boy, I wasn't...
00:48:46Listen, Hita, you give me your word of honor you won't try that again or I'll spank your little...
00:48:50Oh, Wallace, don't you think you ought to notify them that you've located me?
00:48:52You know, it seems unfair to have dragging the river.
00:48:54Oh, the fresh air will do them good. Come on, I want to talk to you.
00:48:57Oh, no. Why?
00:49:00It's as good a place as any. Get in!
00:49:06Oh, it's...
00:49:07It's awfully cozy, isn't it? Are you still mad at me?
00:49:10I'm mad at myself, drooling away to you about the funeral. That's what drove you to it.
00:49:15Well, to be really frank with you, Wallace, it wasn't that at all.
00:49:18Oh, darling, I'd love to sit in here with you for the rest of my life.
00:49:26There's...
00:49:27Hazel.
00:49:30Will you marry me?
00:49:31What?
00:49:33If you heard me, will you marry me?
00:49:35Oh, Wally.
00:49:36Come on, answer me.
00:49:37Oh, but, darling, there's no future in it.
00:49:39Now, don't talk like a half-wit. I don't care about the future.
00:49:43Oh, Wally, if things are normal, I'd...
00:49:45Oh, Wally, I... I mustn't.
00:49:47Don't ask me.
00:49:48Please just kiss me once more and let it go at that without... without ruining your life.
00:49:53So what the devil is the better the life than we've got?
00:49:56A handful of perfect hours.
00:49:58That's all the luckiest to ever get out of it.
00:50:00Just a handful of hours to save and remember.
00:50:04And then...
00:50:05I'll be there at the end, sailor.
00:50:07I'll be there...
00:50:08Waving you goodbye.
00:50:10It'll be the same as if you and I'd lived forever.
00:50:13And you...
00:50:15You'll...
00:50:15Grow old in my heart.
00:50:18Okay.
00:50:26You seen anything of a young lady that jumped in the river?
00:50:29Yes, she's right here.
00:50:31All right.
00:50:32Jim, get the bull motor.
00:50:34Oh, never mind the bull motor.
00:50:35No, her breathing's fine.
00:50:39Drive us to her hotel, will you?
00:50:41Sure, jump in.
00:51:00Oh, oh, thank you.
00:51:01You're welcome.
00:51:04Thank you.
00:51:06You're welcome.
00:51:09Well.
00:51:12Looks as if I finally get my ride on a fire engine.
00:51:15Yes.
00:51:16Yes.
00:51:16You're welcome.
00:51:20You're welcome.
00:51:21Well.
00:51:21Looks as if I finally get my ride on a fire engine.
00:51:30Yes.
00:51:30Yes.
00:51:31What is happening?
00:51:41Time to go...
00:51:41Go now and bat out the story.
00:51:43Oliver's having a cat fit.
00:51:44You know, I've been misjudging him.
00:51:46When I told him you were safe and sound, he choked up and he couldn't talk for a minute.
00:51:51Oh, yes.
00:51:52He's very sweet.
00:51:53Yeah.
00:51:54Well, I'll...
00:51:55I'll see you in the morning.
00:51:56Have a good sleep.
00:51:59Good night.
00:52:00Good night.
00:52:01Good night.
00:52:01It's a big fire.
00:52:03If you ever hate me, remember this, and...
00:52:06This, and...
00:52:07This, and...
00:52:08This, and...
00:52:08This, and...
00:52:09This, and...
00:52:09This, and...
00:52:10Oh.
00:52:15The biggest fire since Rome.
00:52:32Come.
00:52:33Well, well, well. Hello, Azel. Come in.
00:52:35I was wondering what ever become of you.
00:52:41Enoch, who is that man? Enoch, who is that man?
00:52:43Oh, he's just a stranger from Europe.
00:52:46Drop in for a little chat. We've been discussing medicine, pro and con.
00:52:51Excuse me.
00:52:53I wanted to introduce you to Hazel Flagg.
00:52:57Mr. What did you say your name was?
00:53:00Egelhofer. Dr. Emil Egelhofer.
00:53:02Dr. Offalegger?
00:53:06Seems to me I've heard of you somewhere, doctor.
00:53:09Oh, Enoch, Enoch, sit down now.
00:53:11I received the radio on the ship from the Morning Star, Miss Flagg,
00:53:15which excited my professional as well as humane interests.
00:53:19And I called on you at once.
00:53:23Ah, that must be my colleagues.
00:53:27Come right in, gentlemen.
00:53:32This is the young lady, Miss Hazel Flagg.
00:53:35Dr. Oswald Funch of Prague.
00:53:39Dr. Felix Maratschowski of Moscow.
00:53:44Dr. Friedrich Kirchenweiser of Berlin.
00:53:49All of the darkies am a-weeping a-messess in the cold, cold ground.
00:54:02There is no vestige, no trace, no single symptom of radium poisoning in this young woman, Mr. Stone.
00:54:11We had some trouble with that horse doctor from Vermont.
00:54:16But we took the x-rays regardless.
00:54:20Are you sure you examined the right woman?
00:54:23And not some, some imposter?
00:54:27Oh, the only imposter in this case, Mr. Stone, is this young woman we examined.
00:54:33The young woman who is known as Hazel Flagg.
00:54:38Here's the full report of this examination.
00:54:41Here's the x-ray pictures showing the entire skeleton of this young woman known as Hazel Flagg.
00:54:47And here, Mr. Stone, is my bill.
00:54:53Our bill.
00:54:55And I will assure you, not me or my colleagues will say one single word of this to the newspaper.
00:55:10Goodbye.
00:55:11You have nothing more to worry about, Mr. Stone.
00:55:14Your troubles are over.
00:55:25You have nothing more to worry about, Mr. Stone.
00:55:25Send me up force from the circulation department.
00:55:38Got a bullet and a new lead for you on Hazel Flagg that's gonna read that sourpuss of yours into
00:55:42a nosegay of smiles.
00:55:44So sit tight and tuck in your ears.
00:55:48Miss Flagg is getting married tonight.
00:55:51And wish me luck, old weasel brain.
00:55:55Now listen, I know it sounds hysterical, marrying somebody with a few weeks to live.
00:56:00Like honeymooning with a hearse at the front door.
00:56:04But, Oliver, it's on the square.
00:56:10What's the matter with you?
00:56:12Listen, I want you to be best man.
00:56:14Listen up.
00:56:16Are you astute or something? I came in for congratulations.
00:56:20What's up? What's eating you?
00:56:22I am sitting here, Mr. Cook, trying to figure some way out of the blackest disaster that has ever struck
00:56:31down an innocent man since the days of Judas Iscariot.
00:56:36What are you mumbling about? What disaster?
00:56:39I am sitting here, Mr. Cook, toying with the idea of removing your heart and stuffing it like an olive.
00:56:49Hang on, Oliver. You're going screwy. I'll get Watson.
00:56:52You ruined me. You ruined the morning star.
00:56:55You blackened forever the fair name of journalism.
00:56:58You and that foul botch of nature, Hazel Flagg.
00:57:03You got some excuse for those words, Oliver. Let's have it quick.
00:57:06Excuse. Excuse. Look at that.
00:57:11Look at that skeleton. Not a bone missing.
00:57:14Down to the last healthy vertebrae. Intact.
00:57:17Read that. Rub your nose in it. That's Hazel Flagg, the biggest fake of the century.
00:57:23A lying, faking witch with the soul of an eel and the brain of a tarantula.
00:57:28She hasn't got anything wrong with her at all.
00:57:31Sweet heaven, I can't believe it.
00:57:34It's like some miracle.
00:57:36Get to the Waldorf Hotel as quick as you can.
00:57:38Grab Hazel Flagg and bring her to this office. If you have to drag her through the street by the
00:57:42hair.
00:57:42So help me, Oliver. If you hurt that kid, I'll knock you cold. I'll bring you.
00:57:45You stay here and watch that maniac. Watch every move he makes.
00:57:48I want Hazel Flagg in this office within half an hour.
00:57:52You're staying here.
00:57:53Oliver, you're not going to hurt her. Shut up.
00:57:55I'm marrying her. Get that into that monkey skull of yours.
00:57:58I don't care how we've been taken or what she's done, I'm in love with her.
00:58:00Oh, that's a beautiful thought.
00:58:01And I thank God on my knees that she's a fraud and a fake and isn't going to die.
00:58:05You're on your knees thanking God, are you, when the whole town's getting ready to laugh at us.
00:58:08A howl that'll be heard around the world.
00:58:10Let him laugh. I'll do my own laughing back.
00:58:12It'll be worse than the French Revolution.
00:58:14I hope I'm here when it breaks.
00:58:16I want to make one speech to our dear readers before they carry our heads off on a pike.
00:58:20I want to tell them we've been their benefactors.
00:58:23We gave them a chance to pretend that their phony hearts were dripping with the milk of human kindness.
00:58:28What's your name?
00:58:29Who, me?
00:58:30Max.
00:58:31I want quiet in this office, Max.
00:58:35Quiet so I can think.
00:58:37The Hazel Flagg's a fraud, eh?
00:58:40So when you start showing foul, remember she was just a circulation stunt for you.
00:58:44You used her like you've used every broken heart that's fallen into your knapsack.
00:58:46To inflame the daffy public and help sell your papers.
00:58:50That's enough about selling papers.
00:58:54Oh, come on.
00:58:55Oh, come on.
00:58:59Oh, come on.
00:59:00Oh, come on.
00:59:00Oh, come on.
00:59:02Oh, come on.
00:59:05Before I finish with that female Dracula she'll know one thing.
00:59:08that Oliver Stone is worse than radium poisoning four ways from the jet.
00:59:16Hello?
00:59:17Hello?
00:59:18Who?
00:59:19Moe?
00:59:20Moe who?
00:59:22Who's Moe Levinsky?
00:59:23That's my brother.
00:59:24It's over to get that girl.
00:59:26Remember?
00:59:26Uh-oh, Moe, listen.
00:59:28What?
00:59:29What's that?
00:59:30Well, what are you stalling for?
00:59:32Get her back here to the office as I ordered.
00:59:34Get the mush out of your mouth, man, and speak up.
00:59:37He's a dumb cluck, Mr. Stone.
00:59:39You better let me talk to him.
00:59:41You'll just get him excited, then he's gone.
00:59:44Hello, Moe.
00:59:46This is Max.
00:59:47What's on your mind?
00:59:50Uh-huh.
00:59:52Uh-huh.
00:59:54That's a shame.
00:59:55What is it?
00:59:56I'm getting it.
00:59:57Go on, Moe.
00:59:58And take it easy.
01:00:01Uh-huh.
01:00:03Uh-huh.
01:00:04You don't say.
01:00:07Look, Moe.
01:00:08Hold the wire, will you?
01:00:09I'll take it up with Mr. Stone.
01:00:10Well?
01:00:11He wants to know where he can get a doctor.
01:00:13This girl is sick.
01:00:15Who's sick?
01:00:15This girl, Hazel Flagg.
01:00:17It's a lie!
01:00:18Listen, Max.
01:00:19Ask him what she's sick with.
01:00:21He told me.
01:00:21He said it's something like the DTs.
01:00:24Only the dope can't pronounce her.
01:00:26Who's the nurse there?
01:00:27Just a minute.
01:00:29Hello, Moe.
01:00:30Hello, Moe.
01:00:31This is Max.
01:00:33Your brother, Max!
01:00:35He's getting rattled.
01:00:37Now, don't fly off the handle, Moe.
01:00:39All I want to know is the noise there.
01:00:42No.
01:00:43Not a noise.
01:00:44Noise.
01:00:45Like a tootsie.
01:00:47That's right.
01:00:49Uh-huh.
01:00:51Uh-huh.
01:00:52Give me that phone.
01:00:53I'm getting it.
01:00:54Give me that phone, I tell you!
01:00:57Here's the noise.
01:00:59Miss Rafferty?
01:01:00Oliver Stone.
01:01:02Pneumonia?
01:01:03It's a lie, I tell you.
01:01:04Temperature of 106?
01:01:06Dying?
01:01:07Go back and take her temperature again.
01:01:09I don't trust that girl until I get a doctor.
01:01:11No!
01:01:12Not Dr. Downer!
01:01:13Tell Moe to throw that Vermont quack out of the room the minute he shows his face.
01:01:17Get me, Moe!
01:01:19Pneumonia.
01:01:20It's the finger of God, if it's true.
01:01:23Listen, Moe.
01:01:24Don't let anybody leave that room until I get there.
01:01:26Dead or alive, nobody leaves that room.
01:01:29Get me?
01:01:30It's like a pardon from the gallows.
01:01:32But I'm trusting nobody this time.
01:01:34I'm taking no chances.
01:01:36Hello.
01:01:37Hello.
01:01:37Get me Dr. Emil Egelhofer of Vienna.
01:01:40Wherever he is.
01:01:42Well, try all the hotels.
01:01:43Listen, Oliver.
01:01:44I'm going over there.
01:01:45And if you try to stop me, so help me, I'll get you if it takes all my life.
01:01:49Nobody is going to stop you now.
01:01:51If that little girl is sick, your place is by her side.
01:01:55Yes, Dr. Emil Egelhofer of Vienna.
01:01:59Well, try the medical center.
01:02:02Try Schultz's beer garden.
01:02:09No, I don't want to see the man.
01:02:12Take the man away from me.
01:02:13I want Wallace.
01:02:15Wallace, where are you?
01:02:17Cut out the shenanigans, will you?
01:02:18We haven't got any time to lose.
01:02:19Oh, Wally.
01:02:21Wally, I'm on fire.
01:02:22Wally.
01:02:23Now, shut up for a minute and listen to me.
01:02:25Egelhofer's going to be here in 10 or 15 minutes.
01:02:27Egelhofer?
01:02:29Dr. Emil Egelhofer of Vienna.
01:02:32Oh.
01:02:33I knew you were faking.
01:02:34The minute I...
01:02:35Oh, Wally, they were going to arrest me.
01:02:36I couldn't get away.
01:02:36You know, I put the thermometer under the hot water and threw a fit.
01:02:39Oh, Wally, you hate me.
01:02:41I knew you'd hate me.
01:02:42I told you.
01:02:43I told you.
01:02:44Let's not go into that now.
01:02:46Oh, Egelhofer, you'll expose me again if there's four of them.
01:02:49Now, keep your head and listen to me.
01:02:51Oh, you hate me.
01:02:52Now, shut up.
01:02:53Where's the hot water?
01:02:54In there.
01:02:55As if I didn't know.
01:02:58Have you got two thermometers?
01:03:00Three.
01:03:00I've got three.
01:03:01Sure enough.
01:03:03You'll never forgive me for what I've done to you.
01:03:05Oh, Wally, I want to die on it.
01:03:07I don't want to live another minute.
01:03:08Must have been a lot of fun playing me for the world's prize chump.
01:03:11Where's the other thermometer?
01:03:12Here.
01:03:13Wallace Cook, king of the boobs.
01:03:15The only genuine horse's neck on the market.
01:03:17I didn't mean it, really.
01:03:18I didn't mean it.
01:03:18All right, shut up and listen to the greatest sucker in Christendom
01:03:21and listen hard.
01:03:22Egelhofer is coming.
01:03:23But his gang?
01:03:24What gang?
01:03:25Well, he's got a wagon load of scientists with him with, you know, microscopes and searchlight.
01:03:28Oh, I'm sunk.
01:03:29I give up.
01:03:31Get out of bed.
01:03:32No, no.
01:03:33Let them arrest me and put me in prison.
01:03:35You won't hate me so much if I'm behind bars.
01:03:38Listen, my dying swan.
01:03:39This is no time to stop faking.
01:03:41Ouch.
01:03:41You're gonna have pneumonia and you're gonna have it good.
01:03:43Well, you want me to stand in front of a window and catch cold?
01:03:46No, that would take too long.
01:03:48You've got to raise your pulse to 160, quick.
01:03:51You've got to have your gasping, panting and covered with a cold sweat inside of five minutes.
01:03:55How?
01:03:56Oh, I don't...
01:03:57Fight.
01:03:57Fight.
01:03:58Come on.
01:03:59Come on, Delilah.
01:03:59Up with your jukes.
01:04:00Oh, I can't.
01:04:02I'm sick of faking and lying.
01:04:04Take that ice pack off your head and fight.
01:04:06No, no.
01:04:06What's the use?
01:04:07Why fool them any longer?
01:04:10Because I love you.
01:04:13Because I'm going to marry you.
01:04:14And I don't want to spend my honeymoon hanging around Sing Sing blowing kisses to you in the exercise yard.
01:04:19Come on, stop dogging it.
01:04:20You've got to be bathed in perspiration.
01:04:22Come on, get going, you little crook.
01:04:24Who's a crook?
01:04:26You and your crooked newspaper.
01:04:28That's the baby.
01:04:29Come on, keep moving, snake brains.
01:04:31Come on.
01:04:31I'll kill you.
01:04:33Banging at me like I was a prized pig with a blue ribbon on it.
01:04:37Oh, blue ribbon's on you, baby.
01:04:38Just a big yellow sign marked fake.
01:04:40Huh?
01:04:41I'm a fake, huh?
01:04:42I'm a fake.
01:04:43What are you and that phony Santa Claus Oliver Stone slobbering and drooling over me?
01:04:47That's for the heroines of history.
01:04:49And that's for your Aunt Mary.
01:04:51Come on, keep moving, my little fraud.
01:04:52I'll never forgive you as long as I live.
01:04:54I won't.
01:04:54I just hate you.
01:04:55I just hate you.
01:04:58Let go of me.
01:04:59Let go of me.
01:05:02Oh, I hate you.
01:05:05You're going to have plenty of reason to hate me.
01:05:07I'm going to show you cards and spades and lying for the next 50 years.
01:05:10I'm going to pay you back for every lie you're told.
01:05:12I'm going to flirt and lie and cheat and swindle right through to our golden wedding.
01:05:15Yeah, yeah.
01:05:15Let me hit you just once.
01:05:17All right.
01:05:17Come on.
01:05:19That's it.
01:05:19Come on.
01:05:20Keep coming.
01:05:20Faster.
01:05:21Faster.
01:05:21Come on.
01:05:22Keep coming.
01:05:22Faster.
01:05:23That's it.
01:05:24Keep swinging.
01:05:25That's the girl.
01:05:26That's it.
01:05:27What's the matter?
01:05:27Come on.
01:05:28Oh.
01:05:29I'm getting dizzy.
01:05:30Is it?
01:05:31Well, that's fine.
01:05:32That's fine.
01:05:33Now listen to me and listen carefully.
01:05:34When you come to, I want you to remember what I'm saying.
01:05:36What do you mean, come to?
01:05:38I mean when you regain consciousness.
01:05:40I want you to switch thermometers.
01:05:41Put the hot one in your mouth.
01:05:42You get me?
01:05:43Yeah, yeah.
01:05:44Let me suck you just once.
01:05:46Just once on the jaw and I don't care what happens.
01:05:48All right.
01:05:49Come on.
01:05:50I just heard the elevator door.
01:05:51They're coming.
01:05:51Come on.
01:05:52Don't forget about the thermometer.
01:05:53Yeah, yeah.
01:05:54All right.
01:05:54Say goodnight to Papa now.
01:05:56Well, what are you gonna do?
01:06:32You put up a nice fight, Wally.
01:06:38You mean to say you saw the whole thing?
01:06:40From the beginning, Mr. Cook.
01:06:43You mean to say you stood there and let me beat up a defenseless woman?
01:06:45I did, Mr. Cook.
01:06:47Where's your sense of chivalry?
01:06:48My chivalry?
01:06:49Aren't you just a trifle confused, Mr. Cook?
01:06:51You hit her.
01:06:52That's entirely different.
01:06:54I love her.
01:07:08Water.
01:07:09Water.
01:07:14You can cool off now, Hazel.
01:07:16The jig is up.
01:07:18What?
01:07:20What?
01:07:20The jig is up.
01:07:22You mean to say that whole thing was for nothing?
01:07:26I'm sorry.
01:07:26You thought you could put one over on Oliver Stone, eh?
01:07:28Well, I guess I still know a fate.
01:07:30You keep out of this.
01:07:33Wally.
01:07:34Yes, dear?
01:07:44Oh, Wally.
01:07:45Why?
01:07:45I didn't mean to do it.
01:07:46I didn't mean to do it.
01:07:46I love you.
01:07:47I love you.
01:07:55I love you.
01:07:56You, I'm sorry.
01:07:58Do you realize what it means to those who carry aloft the torch of journalism?
01:08:01From the highest editor to the lowest office boy, the lifeblood of a newspaper, Miss Flagg, is its integrity.
01:08:08Am I right, Wally?
01:08:09Word for word.
01:08:11I wrote that speech for you ten years ago at the Cleveland Convention.
01:08:16You remember?
01:08:17You can both talk all you want.
01:08:18I've made up my mind.
01:08:20You're what?
01:08:21I'm through.
01:08:22What do you mean, you're through?
01:08:23I'm going to confess.
01:08:24I'm going back to Warsaw.
01:08:25They love me there.
01:08:26They don't hit me on the jaw and push me in rivers.
01:08:29But you can't confess.
01:08:30Do you realize that out there are some of the most important citizens of this town?
01:08:34All of those people are out there by special invitation from the Morning Star.
01:08:38And why?
01:08:39To pass on to the people of New York.
01:08:41To the people of the world.
01:08:43Your last words.
01:08:45For instance.
01:08:47Now this is no time for sarcasm, Wally.
01:08:49You got me into this.
01:08:50You get me out.
01:08:50Use your brain.
01:08:52Mine's stunned.
01:08:53Where's Dr. Downer?
01:08:55Where's that weasel-hearted medico?
01:08:57He's been on a toot.
01:08:58We could use him.
01:09:00We could throw him to the wolves.
01:09:02Just when we need him, he isn't here.
01:09:06I got an idea.
01:09:07We can bury her.
01:09:09Like they do in India.
01:09:10You know, like the yogis.
01:09:12We can stick a tube down for her to breathe through.
01:09:15And dig her up in the morning with no harm done.
01:09:19You do it!
01:09:20Let me out of here!
01:09:21Wally, stop her!
01:09:22Stop her!
01:09:24I'm a fool!
01:09:25I'm a fool!
01:09:26I'm a fool!
01:09:27I'm a fool!
01:09:27I'm a thief!
01:09:27I'm a fool!
01:09:28I was never gonna die!
01:09:29I never had radium poison!
01:09:31I never had anything!
01:09:32I wanted a trip to New York and I got it!
01:09:34And what's more you in New York can go fly!
01:09:37Mr. Stone, is this true?
01:09:41Yes.
01:09:44This is terrible.
01:09:45Terrible.
01:09:46I endorsed this thing.
01:09:47I sponsored this girl.
01:09:49I gave her the key to the city.
01:09:51And just as an election was coming up.
01:09:56Mr. Stone.
01:09:56Here's your key.
01:09:57I won't be needing it anymore.
01:09:58Miss Flagg, I represent 100,000 young matrons.
01:10:03We've switched the whole study course from the menace of communism to the inspiration of Hazel Flagg.
01:10:08Miss Flagg, the Girlfriends of the Forest have just organized a Hazel Flagg unit with me as Chief Ranger.
01:10:14Already we have 4,000 members.
01:10:17If you persist in flaunting your recovery in this flagrant manner, the trees of America will be without girlfriends.
01:10:24I'll be leaving, my friends.
01:10:30Ladies and gentlemen, the morning star keeps faith with its readers.
01:10:35This thing must not get out.
01:10:38Oh, let me alone.
01:10:39I wish I really could die.
01:10:40Go someplace by myself and die alone, like an elephant!
01:10:55.
01:10:55.
01:10:55.
01:10:55.
01:10:56.
01:10:56.
01:11:19Grazie a tutti.
01:11:48Grazie a tutti.
01:12:03Grazie a tutti.
01:12:13Grazie a tutti.
01:12:46Grazie a tutti.
01:12:47Grazie a tutti.
01:12:52Grazie a tutti.
01:13:26Grazie a tutti.
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