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00:00:12Grazie a tutti
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00:02:28No, I'm expecting a car
00:02:30Thank you
00:02:31Oh, you're welcome
00:02:32I don't seem to be
00:02:43What's it, no?
00:02:48What's it like, your grandpa?
00:02:49Get up, please
00:02:50What do you mean?
00:02:51Who are you?
00:02:53Get up?
00:02:54Turn around a minute
00:02:57You don't want to go to the end of the pier?
00:03:23What, all of them?
00:03:24All of them?
00:03:25Oh, never mind, don't trouble
00:03:28Paris, London
00:03:29Paris, London
00:03:31Paris, London
00:03:32Paris, London
00:03:32You've been to Paris?
00:03:34Yes, yes, yes
00:03:35Yes
00:03:35Doing what?
00:03:37Finishing school
00:03:38Ah, finished being finished?
00:03:40Yes
00:03:41Good
00:03:45Your penny, you're good
00:03:47Your penny, please
00:03:49Your penny, please
00:03:51There's a gentleman there with my luggage
00:03:54Very goodness
00:03:54Come on
00:03:55Will you please observe
00:03:57I hate me hand to pigeon my pooch
00:04:02What are you doing with these?
00:04:04We are Miss Victoria's driver
00:04:06Oh, I see
00:04:07That's mine
00:04:08Here you are
00:04:09Miss Victoria?
00:04:11Aye
00:04:12Victoria?
00:04:13That's a grand name
00:04:15Oh, cover me
00:04:16Oh, cover me
00:04:16What?
00:04:17Get through
00:04:18Aye
00:04:39Come on
00:04:40Gloria Higarty
00:04:41Open in the name of the law
00:04:43And no nonsense, do you hear?
00:04:46Looks like we'll have to affect an entry
00:04:47Aye, looks like we'll have to affect an entry
00:04:53Look what you're doing, man
00:04:54Will you confine your operations to the door?
00:04:56Stop it now
00:04:57Would you be having me house a heap of ruins
00:04:59And me and Patsy in the midst of them?
00:05:01Aye, Patsy will lift her
00:05:02Bring him out and let him come quiet
00:05:04Hear nothing of the thought
00:05:05Come quiet
00:05:06Then I'll break the door, dude
00:05:08Just you, try it
00:05:10One
00:05:12Two
00:05:13Three
00:05:15You're obstructing the law
00:05:16If the law's obstructing me
00:05:17It'll all go against him
00:05:18Now what's he done?
00:05:19And him as innocent as a newborn angel
00:05:20He should have paid the license
00:05:22License, is it?
00:05:23If a grand big contractor like this
00:05:25Has needed seven and sixers from the like of me
00:05:27It's time it went on the dole
00:05:28The same as the rest of us
00:05:29Ah, man, dear
00:05:30It's not the license money
00:05:32It's the fine
00:05:33Five pounds
00:05:34Aye, for persistent infringement
00:05:36Where would the like of me get five pounds?
00:05:38Standing next to naked in the dead of summer
00:05:40With the wind whistling down from up the pole
00:05:41And me trying to sell ice cream
00:05:43To a bunch of frozen corpses
00:05:45Ah, Patsy!
00:05:47Get him, Dorrance
00:05:48Come on, Patsy
00:05:52What will you, William?
00:05:53Ah, give me back me dog
00:05:56Patsy, give me back me dog
00:05:57You should have been serious
00:05:58You're all of my friends
00:06:01You're a winner, Riff Raff
00:06:03And we will eat a fish and glory all to this
00:06:05You're a great lion, Stephen, Sergeant
00:06:08Go with the territorial
00:06:11Why would you not bring your gun?
00:06:14It's Stephen, that's what it is
00:06:16It's massacre
00:06:17I'll have the law on you, so I will
00:06:20Patsy, me lovely, Patsy
00:06:39Well, who are you?
00:06:41Oh, I'm Maggie
00:06:41Where's Jessie?
00:06:42Oh, she left
00:06:43You'll be Miss Victoria?
00:06:45Yes
00:06:48I'm sorry, I can't help it
00:06:49Oh, it's okay by me
00:06:51That's a relief
00:06:52Where's the provost?
00:06:53Oh, your dad's busy
00:06:54And what's all this?
00:06:56A football match?
00:06:57It's politics
00:06:58He's in there with Bailey Callender
00:06:59I see
00:07:01Well, go and unpack my things, will you?
00:07:04Okay
00:07:04And don't say okay
00:07:06What, oh?
00:07:08Oh, and tell me
00:07:09Why did Jessie leave?
00:07:11Oh, she didn't approve
00:07:16Citizens of Becky
00:07:17in full confidence of your loyalty
00:07:18I, your provost
00:07:19invite your presence
00:07:20at my inaugural meeting
00:07:21at the town hall, Vicky
00:07:23on Friday next
00:07:24Signed, William
00:07:26Go
00:07:26Good day, Callender
00:07:28Aye, a bit personal
00:07:30Oh, that's it, don't you see?
00:07:31Psychology
00:07:32Oh, psychology
00:07:34Loyalty
00:07:35Ah, it's a fine word
00:07:36They can't resist it
00:07:39Hello, Vicky
00:07:41My dear
00:07:42Father
00:07:43Oh, it's glad to see you again
00:07:46How are you, Bailey?
00:07:47Mum, but you've turned into a great mother
00:07:50Changed days since you fell into my pigsties
00:07:52Yes, yes, don't bother about pigsties now
00:07:54We've got to get to that council meeting
00:07:55Talking of meetings, you might have met me at the pier
00:07:57Oh, I'm sorry about that, Vicky
00:07:59But it was absolutely impossible
00:08:01Your father's a busy mum
00:08:02And there's great events for tending
00:08:04I'm, ahem, I'm standing for parliament, Vicky
00:08:07I know that
00:08:08I've seen a few posters
00:08:10But you don't know why I'm standing
00:08:11You see, Vicky
00:08:13These are exceptional times
00:08:14And such times require exceptional measures
00:08:19And exceptional men
00:08:20Hear, hear
00:08:22Being provost of bake is all very well in its way
00:08:24But
00:08:25Did you do this, Callender?
00:08:27Yes
00:08:29I've done my best for the place
00:08:30Tried to keep it up to date
00:08:32I've built them a new town hall
00:08:33A new swimming pool
00:08:34The most elaborate public conveniences
00:08:37A cursile for the tourists
00:08:38I hope you haven't spoiled bakey, father
00:08:40They said in the advertiser
00:08:42That I'm the best administrator in the country
00:08:44I'm sure you're a great success
00:08:45I should be
00:08:46I work hard enough
00:08:49Tomorrow, I'm opening the Croy cattle show
00:08:51And I have my big election meeting at night
00:08:53And the day after
00:08:54Now, this is strictly confidential, Vicky
00:08:57Lord Scarifor is coming
00:08:58Who's Lord Scarifor?
00:09:00Why, the leader of the party, of course
00:09:01Oh, you'll note that he comes to see the provost
00:09:04The provost doesn't go to see him
00:09:06Well, he knows I have the Caledonia League behind me
00:09:08And it's not Vicky
00:09:10Or Scotland
00:09:11But Scotsmen all over the empire
00:09:14Aye, it's a big thing
00:09:15A grand big thing
00:09:17There's no saying how big it may be
00:09:19If I pull this off
00:09:20The time may come
00:09:21When I shall be listened to by the whole world
00:09:31The profession of journalism is an honourable one
00:09:33What?
00:09:35The profession of journalism is honourable
00:09:37Oh, oh yes, Father
00:09:39I have nothing to be ashamed of in the conduct of my paper
00:09:42What?
00:09:44I have nothing to be ashamed of
00:09:46Oh, good
00:09:48Nothing sensational ever enters my columns
00:09:51Why not?
00:09:52I said
00:09:53Yes
00:09:57Sit down
00:09:58Yes
00:09:58Oh, no, not there
00:09:59Over there
00:10:00Oh, sorry
00:10:02Mr. Burden
00:10:04You've joined the most widely read people on the west coast
00:10:07I suppose people have nothing else to do
00:10:09Yeah
00:10:09Will you have a cigarette, sir?
00:10:11No smoking in hours
00:10:12Oh
00:10:15Mr. Burden
00:10:17A reporter on the advertises a position of very great trust
00:10:21Now, I'm away to Manchester tonight
00:10:22But unfortunately, my sub-editor's in bed
00:10:25Oh, I'm sorry
00:10:25What's the trouble?
00:10:26He's got lumbago
00:10:27Oh
00:10:28But the point is
00:10:29I've promised our provost to page in tomorrow's issue
00:10:32And you will have to take the interview and see it through the press
00:10:35Now, can you do that, Burden?
00:10:38No smoking
00:10:39Why, Mrs. Corse
00:10:42Yes, what's the article about?
00:10:44Well, Provost Gow standing for the new party
00:10:47What's new about it?
00:10:48For one thing, Scotland for the Scottish
00:10:50Oh, does somebody else want it?
00:10:53That'll do, Burden
00:10:56Mr. Scalvin
00:10:59Horace, we'll miss that train
00:11:01Well, I'm waiting for you
00:11:03For Mr. Burden, my wife
00:11:05How do you do?
00:11:06How do you do?
00:11:08Well, you can't expect the colonel's lady to know the sanitary man's mate
00:11:12I beg your pardon?
00:11:15Oh, well, I'll way over to the town hall
00:11:16We'll just about get the provost
00:11:18Yes, sir
00:11:18The town hall's that gas direction opposite, isn't it?
00:11:21I'll have you know the provost built that
00:11:23Oh
00:11:24Oh, then I'll take another look at it
00:11:28What a little brat
00:11:30Oh, he's English
00:11:31I think
00:11:33Well, let's see where we are, Mr. Train
00:11:34I'll look in on Willie and say goodbye
00:11:36Oh, what for?
00:11:39Oh, Willie's lovely town hall
00:11:54Is that all?
00:11:55Yes, provost
00:11:56Oh, that'll do then
00:11:58You'll be coming into the meeting soon
00:12:01Bailey Callender's having a sore time in the chair
00:12:03Now, I'll go around in a minute
00:12:04Now, clear up
00:12:05Hey
00:12:07Oh, Victoria, you'd better go up into the gallery to see the fan
00:12:12Father, can I ask you something?
00:12:15Well, I'm rather busy
00:12:16Why did you say that, Jesse?
00:12:18Jesse, what?
00:12:19Oh, the parlor maid
00:12:20She got a bit above herself, Vicky
00:12:22And Lisbeth very kindly disposed of her for me
00:12:25Lisbeth?
00:12:26Now, who's mentioning my name?
00:12:29Why, Victoria, I wouldn't have recognized you
00:12:32How nice of you to look in and welcome me back
00:12:35Yes
00:12:36You've quite grown up, dear
00:12:39Well, Willie, I just looked in to say goodbye
00:12:41That was good of you, Lisbeth
00:12:42I'll be back in time for the meeting
00:12:44Oh, don't you worry
00:12:45I couldn't do without you on the platform
00:12:47No, I don't think you could
00:12:51Well, I must dash now or Horace will have the jitters
00:12:55How is Horace?
00:12:56Oh, just his old self
00:13:03Now, now, gentlemen, please, you're wasting time
00:13:06The provis has decided
00:13:09Next business
00:13:10Item number seven
00:13:12The bathing drawers for the instructors at the new swimming pool
00:13:15As chairman of the Cleansing and Parks Committee
00:13:18I have looked into these drawers very carefully
00:13:21And they certainly present some problems
00:13:24Now, this is the sort of garment I would suggest
00:13:27But, Mr. Deputy Chairman
00:13:29The instructors complain that they're no practical
00:13:31They cannot swim in them
00:13:33So bear up against the old problem
00:13:35Whether we select the unscutted and elongated
00:13:39Or the scutted and abbreviated
00:13:42In other words
00:13:44Either we decide upon an adequate drapery
00:13:47With limited mobility
00:13:48Or desirable mobility with an inadequate drapery
00:13:53Neither, in my opinion, are really satisfactory
00:13:56We have to satisfy
00:13:57I move that the bathing drawers lay on the table
00:13:59Sit down
00:13:59Next business
00:14:01Item number eight
00:14:02Supply of new hose for the fire brigade
00:14:06Hello
00:14:07Hello
00:14:08What are you doing here?
00:14:09Oh, just getting up to date
00:14:10She won't get that way here
00:14:12This is a very serious matter
00:14:14Mr. Sein, that's got nothing to do with the question
00:14:16I move that the whole matter be postponed for further investigation
00:14:19But, Mr. Provost
00:14:20Will you kindly resume your seat?
00:14:22Next business
00:14:23Overbearing sort of bloke, isn't he?
00:14:25Who?
00:14:25The headmaster
00:14:26Mr. Provost
00:14:27With regard to my objection to that discipline
00:14:30Don't bring that up again, please
00:14:31You made a mistake
00:14:32I don't think so
00:14:33The trouble is, you don't think at all
00:14:36Next business
00:14:37She's not very careful
00:14:38She's put in a corner and given a thousand lines
00:14:40I have an application from Ross
00:14:47The stoker of the municipal laundry
00:14:49Asking for a rise of half a crown of the week
00:14:50On what grounds?
00:14:52The same old grounds
00:14:53His good ladies presented him with twins
00:14:55In my view, if we grant this application
00:14:57We're only asking for a fourth pair of twins
00:14:59Serving right if he had four pairs of twins
00:15:01On second thoughts, thank the Lord he hasn't
00:15:06Gentlemen, we have something more important to discuss
00:15:09Than Mr. Ross's weekly milk bill
00:15:11We'll hand the matter to the Ways and Means Committee
00:15:13We will now discuss my scheme for publicising Bakey throughout the country
00:15:17As a tourist resort
00:15:18You've had copies of the detailed memorandum I've drawn up
00:15:23And I'll assume that you've all taken the trouble to read it
00:15:29The fellow gives me a pain in the neck
00:15:33Oh dear
00:15:34Honoria
00:15:36McKellar, where in heaven's name have you been?
00:15:38You can't come here
00:15:39No, no, I can't do anything else
00:15:40I can't sit here with me two hands folded in front of me like patients on a document
00:15:44But they're about to adjourn
00:15:46The provost will be coming
00:15:47It's himself, I'm Arthur
00:15:48Oh, he won't see you, Honoria
00:15:51He won't avoid it
00:15:53Well, there was one important item that was known on the agenda
00:15:56We are wanting your authorisation for the purchase of new nasturtium plants for the orphanage
00:16:00What happened to the old ones?
00:16:02Why, the orphans ate the seeds
00:16:03Oh, they did, did they?
00:16:05Aye
00:16:05I'll look into that, Mr. Thompson
00:16:06Thank you, Mr. Provost
00:16:07One moment, Mr. Provost, Your Honour
00:16:08You know all about me, same as I know all about you
00:16:10It is myself, Honoria Hegarty
00:16:12Yes, ma'am
00:16:12Not a word now
00:16:13I know what you're going to say
00:16:14Don't say it
00:16:15It's all very fine and large and it's the law
00:16:17Don't I know
00:16:17And I know you can't make exceptions
00:16:19They tell me all that in the office
00:16:20And I know it's all in the book of words
00:16:21But it's what I'm telling you
00:16:23It is all nonsense
00:16:23Will you kindly stop talking and get out of my way?
00:16:25Listen, Honoria
00:16:26And what more should I do this to?
00:16:27And him that he taught me
00:16:28Joe, what do you want?
00:16:29Nothing, I was told I had to interview you
00:16:31Oh, you're from the advertiser
00:16:32Do you mind coming home with me?
00:16:33Not at all
00:16:34I'll wait to be a lieutenant to this lady
00:16:36Your Honour
00:16:36It's not meself I'm thinking of
00:16:38It's Patsy
00:16:38My little Patsy
00:16:39He's the heart and soul out of me body
00:16:41And I'm telling you no lie
00:16:42If he goes, I go too
00:16:44Off to heaven among the blessed saints
00:16:46And it'll be all your fault
00:16:47If you annoy me any further
00:16:48I'll have you locked up
00:16:49Come along, Mr. Burdened
00:16:51Are you coming?
00:16:57Joke
00:17:04Get in
00:17:11Go on, men
00:17:17Move up
00:17:18Oh, this is my daughter, Victoria
00:17:20Move up
00:17:21How do you do?
00:17:22How do you do?
00:17:27If you knew my Patsy
00:17:28You wouldn't have a grinder like that
00:17:29From east to west all over your face
00:17:31Oh, I know him all right
00:17:32What's that?
00:17:33You know him?
00:17:34Well, in a manner of speaking
00:17:35He's lodging here with me
00:17:37You're cutting me
00:17:37Look in the chest, Donorio
00:17:40Patsy, me darling boy
00:17:42The light of his mother's eyes
00:17:43Oh, me beautiful Patsy
00:17:46Me lovely Patsy
00:17:47And what in the name of the holy apostrophe
00:17:49Is he doing here
00:17:50In your unclean apartment
00:17:51In a wooden box?
00:17:52I canna have him at the police station
00:17:54You see, it's this way
00:17:55The police sergeant's bull
00:17:57Terrier bitch
00:17:59Well, what is it, man?
00:18:00Speak out
00:18:03Oh, for heaven's sake
00:18:05And seeing I'm the borough officer
00:18:07I've given him a custody
00:18:09Isn't he the fine little fella?
00:18:11Oh, he's that hilarious
00:18:12He eats like a weak corner
00:18:14He loves his bread and milk for breakfast
00:18:16Oh, I made him a nice bowl of rice
00:18:18He's cheating you're right, darling
00:18:20Well, I feel kind of funny with a wee brute
00:18:25He makes a sort of condemned cell atmosphere
00:18:28About my audience
00:18:30What's that?
00:18:32They're not going to
00:18:33You don't mean
00:18:35Aye
00:18:36They can't, they can't
00:18:49Come on, come on
00:18:54Sit down
00:18:55Oh, thank you
00:18:56Not there, not there, not there
00:18:59I hear you're turning politician, Mr. Gow
00:19:02Politician?
00:19:02Ah, statesman
00:19:04Father wants to be prime minister
00:19:05Of the first Scotch parliament
00:19:07Scottish, Vicky, Scottish
00:19:09Help yourself to a Scottish and soda
00:19:12I'll leave you to it
00:19:17Hey, what's your name?
00:19:18You there?
00:19:18What?
00:19:19Oh, just a second, Mr. Gow
00:19:22There's no call to be jumping about
00:19:23Like a French poodle in this house
00:19:24Sit down
00:19:30Stagnation of public life
00:19:31What was that?
00:19:33I'm dictating
00:19:34Oh, I'm so sorry
00:19:36Don't I take notes and then write it up for you?
00:19:37Write it up?
00:19:39Yeah, you put it into English
00:19:41You're kindly put down exactly what I say
00:19:44I'm away to the cattle show early in the morning
00:19:45And I want a proof of the interview tonight
00:19:46Yes, very good
00:19:49Stagnation of public life
00:19:51Wanted new men
00:19:53Provost Gow's plain words to the electors
00:19:57During my term of office
00:19:58As provost of Bakey
00:20:00I have been instrumental
00:20:01In bringing about great changes in the borough
00:20:04But
00:20:05There is one change that I shall never make
00:20:07A change in the principles which guide me
00:20:11No, no, no, of course not
00:20:14Oh, away you go
00:20:15He's gonna come in here
00:20:16The master's busy
00:20:17I know that
00:20:17He's busy writing wrongs
00:20:19Well, here's another for him
00:20:20I advise you to scound
00:20:21All right, Maggie
00:20:22Oh, God bless you, ma'am
00:20:23May the devil look past you
00:20:24And look straight into your eyes
00:20:27Oh, ma'am, dear
00:20:28It's his honour I'm seeking
00:20:29But I'm afraid he's giving an interview
00:20:31Oh, the poor soul
00:20:32And I am deeply concerned with the well-being of every individual in the community
00:20:40But, ma'am, it can't wait
00:20:41It's a matter of life and death
00:20:43It's about my little patsy
00:20:44Why, what's the little boy done?
00:20:45Oh, your honour
00:20:46It's about my patsy
00:20:47How dare you burst in here?
00:20:49Father
00:20:49Burst or not, I've got to do what I've got to do
00:20:51I'll do it somewhere else
00:20:51I think some little boy of hers has gotten to a scrape
00:20:53I warned you at the town hall
00:20:55But she says it's very urgent
00:20:56And now you have the insolence to come cantering into my private house
00:20:59I think if you got the little chap here and talked to him
00:21:01If you talked to him, ma'am, he'd bark at you
00:21:03Bark at us?
00:21:04Victoria, are you mad?
00:21:05Show her out of here at once
00:21:06And understand, Mrs. Hickety
00:21:07The kiss of your dog is finished once and for all
00:21:09Dog?
00:21:10But you told me it was about your little son
00:21:12No, I ask it
00:21:13Did I ever tell you anything of the kind
00:21:15Not but what he's like a son to me
00:21:17And now
00:21:18Now they're going to kill him
00:21:20But rubbish
00:21:21Who's going to kill a little dog?
00:21:23The corporation and the polis and the provost
00:21:27Father
00:21:29Father
00:21:30Is this true about Mrs. Hickety's little dog?
00:21:32She's persistently defied the law in the matter of the dog tax
00:21:35But father
00:21:35She's been warned time and time again
00:21:37But if it's only seven and sixpence
00:21:38She's been fined and she won't pay that
00:21:40But if it's only seven and sixpence, surely
00:21:41The court passed judgment and quite rightly
00:21:43The town is full of dirty little mongrel dogs
00:21:45The state of the pavements
00:21:46How much does she owe?
00:21:47Five pounds in the tax
00:21:49Surely they can make an exception
00:21:50No, no, no
00:21:52On va payer pour elle
00:21:53Mais non, mais non
00:21:54Quoi pas?
00:21:55Il s'agit d'un principle
00:21:57Jamais d'un principe
00:21:58Toujours d'un homme
00:21:59Here, here
00:22:03If you're so keen on dogs, save up and get a new one
00:22:05A new dog, a new dog
00:22:07Next time, pay the tax
00:22:09Becky, put her up
00:22:16Now, what was I saying before that unconscionable interview?
00:22:19You were concerned with the well-being of every individual in the community
00:22:23Ah
00:22:23I am asking my friends in Becky to give me an opportunity of applying these principles
00:22:28I'll subscribe
00:22:29What?
00:22:30Unless you want to settle on the quiet, of course
00:22:32Do you mean for that woman?
00:22:34I wouldn't pay a penny on principle
00:22:35Wouldn't it be advisable?
00:22:37Especially when you're asking people to vote for you
00:22:39Thank you very much
00:22:40Will you kind to mind your own business?
00:22:41I am asking my friends in Becky
00:22:43To give me an opportunity of applying these principles
00:22:48My lord
00:22:48Oh, I can't stay here
00:22:51Come along
00:22:52Stop it, you won't put me out
00:22:53I won't stay
00:22:54You won't put me out
00:22:56Get out
00:22:57Don't be Irish tinkered
00:23:11Get inside
00:23:17Now, where was I?
00:23:20Applying these principles
00:23:21Ah, yes
00:23:22In a wider field
00:23:23It is the realization
00:23:25That each unit in the state
00:23:27Is a living, breathing soul
00:23:31Will you get on?
00:23:33A living, breathing soul
00:23:35Each with his own intense perception
00:23:37Of his own rights and his own wrongs
00:23:40A leader must have that strange sixth sense
00:23:43Which enables him to see into the hearts of his people
00:23:53The prophecies have to mind the correction
00:23:55The correction's burden
00:23:55Mr. Burden
00:23:57Ach away
00:23:58Ach away yourself
00:24:00To bed
00:24:01Go on
00:24:34Here, are you going to keep the machines waiting all night?
00:24:37Probably
00:24:38Here, no smoking within hours
00:24:41Yeah, ever
00:24:44Aye
00:24:54Out meal
00:24:55The food of horses in England
00:24:57And men in Scotland
00:25:01And where, sir, can you find such horses or such men?
00:25:06Mister
00:25:07Sir, to you
00:25:08Can you have some porridge?
00:25:09Ach away
00:25:10Did you write that?
00:25:14Listen
00:25:15I've took a kind of liking to you
00:25:17And I'm telling you
00:25:18Seeing you're new at the game
00:25:20And I'm an old hand
00:25:21Do you like these?
00:25:22British bacteria and what they do
00:25:24You're daft
00:25:25I beg your pardon
00:25:26Nuts the court in English
00:25:28You keep your dirty mitts off my breakfast
00:25:31You're fucked
00:25:33Aye, smile
00:25:34You'll no stand there by smell on your face
00:25:37Like a split melon
00:25:37When the boss in the gaffer goes after you
00:25:39You're done for
00:25:40The O.C., done for
00:25:41Where's the golf course?
00:25:50Four!
00:25:53Four!
00:25:55What the?
00:25:56Who the?
00:25:59Who the?
00:26:00I'm awfully sorry
00:26:01Oh, it's you
00:26:01It's quite all right
00:26:02A little bit late with your four
00:26:03Well, you would have been early with your oft
00:26:06Donald, please
00:26:07Well, anyway, why aren't you working?
00:26:09Donald and I have taken the morning off
00:26:10Would you care to join us?
00:26:11Yes, I'd love to
00:26:12I'm afraid I've lost my ball
00:26:15Yes, you do seem to be lying pretty badly
00:26:17Not lying too well in yourself
00:26:20Oh, well, let's put two more down
00:26:21Yes
00:26:21Come on, Donald, bring the club
00:26:24Do you show me the way?
00:26:25Right
00:26:25Hand me your machine
00:26:27And the ball
00:26:29Your game was bad enough when you were by yourself
00:26:32What will it be now?
00:26:39Sorry about that business of Mrs. Hegarty's dog
00:26:44Yes
00:26:49Still, something ought to be done about it
00:26:53Yes
00:26:54Yes
00:26:54Oh, sorry
00:26:55I'm trying to play
00:26:57Oh, it's quite all right
00:27:03Did the problems go cry this morning?
00:27:05Yes, early, why?
00:27:07Oh, nothing
00:27:12Mr. Hegarty, you're in the papers
00:27:15What?
00:27:16There's a whole page about you in the advertiser
00:27:18Not me
00:27:19In the advertiser
00:27:20Tom McWorden
00:27:21Have you a copy of this illustrious publication?
00:27:23No, me
00:27:24Don McInnes saw it in the library
00:27:25When he was doing his crossword
00:27:27In the library?
00:27:28Tom McWorden
00:27:29Keep me ice cream warm
00:27:53Oh, hey, come on
00:27:55Oh, hey, come on
00:27:56Oh, hey, come on
00:27:57Daniel O'Connell and Catherine O'Houlahan
00:27:58If that isn't me name all over the page
00:28:00In letters the size of a great whale itself
00:28:02That swims in the wide ocean
00:28:04Scandalious incident over a dog
00:28:06Will you listen to this now?
00:28:08I know
00:28:08It's high time our local Bumbles
00:28:11Learned to administer the law with decency
00:28:14What's a Bumbles at all?
00:28:16Oh, it was beneath the prophet's dignity
00:28:18To set her mind's rest
00:28:19It wasn't beneath his dignity
00:28:21To kick her out of doors
00:28:22He took his boot to her
00:28:24And her a complete stranger
00:28:26That doesn't that not awful
00:28:28Tonight this dull bully
00:28:30Is holding a political meeting
00:28:32To make a grand parade to his principles
00:28:35They're not good enough for us
00:28:37And neither is he
00:28:43Silence
00:28:46Silence
00:28:48Silence
00:28:48Silence in this room
00:28:58Congratulations
00:29:00A magnificent fellow
00:29:02If we could only apply the knowledge and energy
00:29:04That has gone to the breeding of that animal
00:29:06To the improvement of the human stock
00:29:08We could have something like that
00:29:10In three generations
00:29:12Silence
00:29:16Silence
00:29:30Well, thanks for the game
00:29:31We'll have another when you have the time
00:29:33Yes, I think I'll have the time
00:29:37Victoria
00:29:40What are you doing here with that man?
00:29:42You know, Mr. Burden
00:29:43I'm one of the untouchables
00:29:44I'll say you are
00:29:46Haven't you heard?
00:29:47Something terrible has happened
00:29:48Horace is off his head
00:29:50Oh, no, Lisbeth
00:29:51Have you had the doctor?
00:29:52Oh, don't be silly
00:29:53Drive me home and I'll tell you
00:29:54And Horace will deal with you
00:29:57You cad
00:29:58Yes
00:29:58What on earth
00:30:00Oh, get on, Vicky
00:30:01What on earth will he be saying?
00:30:04Mr. Chairman
00:30:04Ladies and gentlemen
00:30:06These are exceptional times
00:30:08And they require exceptional
00:30:10They require exceptional
00:30:12Exceptional measures
00:30:13And exceptional men
00:30:16Pause for applause
00:30:18Ah, my friends
00:30:20Were you speaking?
00:30:21I was not
00:30:22It must have been the differential
00:30:29Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:30:34no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:30:34no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:30:34no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:30:34no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:30:37no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:30:45. . .
00:30:53Il nostro corso gratuito è il nostro corso gratuito
00:31:15I suppose you mean an apology.
00:31:17No, an explanation.
00:31:20Oh, I'd better go. I can't be very pleasant for you to see me.
00:31:24I suppose you know what you've done.
00:31:27You've slaughtered a fine, honorable man.
00:31:29It's despicable.
00:31:30What harm has my father ever done to you?
00:31:32To me? No harm.
00:31:34Then why do you stab him in the back like this?
00:31:36Why did you do it?
00:31:38It's hard to explain.
00:31:39No decent action is ever hard to explain.
00:31:42Oh, perhaps not.
00:31:47You drove me in that idiotic business about that dog.
00:31:50You think it's idiotic?
00:31:51Well, it's so, so small.
00:31:52Impression is never small.
00:31:53Well, no, of course, but it doesn't make sense.
00:31:56You lose your job.
00:31:57You'll never get another one.
00:31:59And all because you got sentimental about a silly old woman and her mongrel dog.
00:32:02So did you. You stuck up for her.
00:32:04Well, I tried to care up after the provost had asserted his authority.
00:32:08That's what women are for.
00:32:10Oh, that's what women are for, are they?
00:32:18Why did you do it?
00:32:20Don't be such a mule. I'm trying to help you.
00:32:22Are you?
00:32:24Are you? Why?
00:32:26Oh, well, never mind why.
00:32:29What sort of man are you anyhow?
00:32:31Well, did you ever know a decent sort of chap?
00:32:33I could tell you straight off what sort of decent chap he was.
00:32:35I never knew a man do the mischief you've done for no reason at all.
00:32:38Well, look here.
00:32:39If you really want to know, I'll tell you something I never told...
00:32:43No, I won't. Goodbye.
00:33:01Tell me.
00:33:06Well, when I was a kid, I lived at the foot of a steep hill.
00:33:10Carts used to go up the hill with heavy loads.
00:33:13Sometimes the horses couldn't take the loads and the carters used to hit them.
00:33:16On their flanks, on their bellies, on their eyes and nostrils.
00:33:20And one day I couldn't stick it any longer.
00:33:22I was terrified out of my life. I went for one of the carters.
00:33:24He just put the flat of his hand against my face and sent me spinning into the gutter.
00:33:27So I said to myself, when you grow up, you will hit out.
00:33:32Every time, no matter what it costs.
00:33:35And you've done that?
00:33:37Yes.
00:33:40Get in.
00:33:49Has the advertiser gone mad?
00:33:51I was away. It was a great shock to me.
00:33:53But what are we to do? Does the provost know?
00:33:55I couldn't say. My, but it's awful. Awful.
00:33:58Horace, I want to talk to you.
00:34:00Willie's not here yet. He won't think I had anything to do with it.
00:34:03Oh, don't be stupid.
00:34:05Oh, I wonder if he's seen it.
00:34:06Well, if he hasn't, we daren't tell him now, not before his speech.
00:34:12Here he is.
00:34:20Swans!
00:34:22Swans!
00:34:25Hello, Vicky.
00:34:26Hello, Vicky.
00:34:26Hello, Barton.
00:34:27That was a good job you made of my interview.
00:34:28You made the corrections in the proof?
00:34:30Yes.
00:34:38Hello, Calendar.
00:34:43A great night, eh?
00:34:45Hello, Horace.
00:34:48We want our way!
00:34:51We want our way!
00:34:52We want our way!
00:34:53Do you hear them, Willie? Do you hear that?
00:34:55So, they're calling for their Willie.
00:34:57Well, they shall have their Willie.
00:35:01Yes, yes!
00:35:07We want our way!
00:35:10We want our way!
00:35:10We ha!
00:35:15Grazie a tutti.
00:35:45Grazie a tutti.
00:36:15I want you to show him what you really think of him in your hearts.
00:36:19Has Robbie Wern so wisely said,
00:36:22Oh, would some power the Gephtagius
00:36:25to see yourselves as others see us.
00:36:30Yes.
00:36:32Now you give the Provost the power to see himself
00:36:35as you see him tonight.
00:36:37Provost God.
00:36:53Mr. Chairman, ladies and gentlemen,
00:36:56I think I may call you my friend.
00:37:01I'm sure I may call you my friend.
00:37:05For what is friendship
00:37:06but the will to do
00:37:08and the power to do
00:37:09the best a man can
00:37:11for those with whom
00:37:12he is associated.
00:37:16It is a sacred bond,
00:37:19a beautiful relationship.
00:37:22What's the matter with him, Scurdy?
00:37:24A sacred bond,
00:37:26a beautiful relationship.
00:37:28We live, my friends,
00:37:30in exceptional times.
00:37:32And such times require
00:37:34exceptional measures.
00:37:44What is needed today
00:37:45is a firm hand at the helm.
00:37:48A man who will go on and on
00:37:50and up and up.
00:37:56On and on and up and up.
00:37:58always keeping before him
00:38:00the best interests
00:38:02of the whole community.
00:38:06It will be the duty
00:38:07of such a man
00:38:08to protect the oppressed.
00:38:22For what?
00:38:23For what does a man's strength avail him
00:38:26if he does not hold out
00:38:27a helping hand?
00:38:35Oh, where, oh, where
00:38:38is the little love gone?
00:38:40Oh, where, oh, where
00:38:41can he be?
00:38:43Will he stay
00:38:44that so many years have gone?
00:38:47Oh, where, oh, where
00:38:48can he be?
00:38:50Oh, where, oh, where
00:38:52can he be?
00:38:56Oh, where, oh, where
00:39:00can he be?
00:39:02Oh, where, oh, where
00:39:04can he be?
00:39:04Daddy, I'm going to give
00:39:05him a bow, wow.
00:39:07Bow, wow.
00:39:08The man's got the cat
00:39:10so he couldn't
00:39:11get at that
00:39:11so he's a boy
00:39:13a bow, wow, wow.
00:39:30Grazie a tutti.
00:39:44I never saw the like in 40 years of scotch politics.
00:39:48Scottish man, Scottish.
00:39:49Who wrote this filth?
00:39:51I'm afraid I did.
00:39:53You did?
00:39:54Yes, he did.
00:39:58You treacherous little sneak, you dirty rat.
00:40:01Oh, father, don't. What's the use?
00:40:02You keep out of this.
00:40:03Listen, Mr. Gow.
00:40:04You stumbling little thug.
00:40:05You see, Victoria is no use.
00:40:06Don't you dare to address my daughter.
00:40:08Well, you won't listen to me.
00:40:09Listen to you, you putrid little hack writer.
00:40:10Shut up.
00:40:11What did you say?
00:40:11I said shut up.
00:40:12Oh, father, do stop.
00:40:13Victoria, I think you're the limit.
00:40:15Go on, Willie.
00:40:16Give the little bounder the hiding he deserves.
00:40:18Yes, my gad.
00:40:19I tell you what I'll do to you, you...
00:40:20Be careful, damn you.
00:40:21I'm rather good at this.
00:40:22Mr. Provost.
00:40:23Oh, Mr. Provost.
00:40:24The sergeant says will you leave the building.
00:40:26Now, what do you mean?
00:40:27Of course I'll leave the building.
00:40:28Aye, but the sergeant says will you go out for the back way.
00:40:30The back way?
00:40:31What for?
00:40:32The roadies are getting out of harm.
00:40:42They're throwing stones.
00:40:43It's time to break in.
00:40:51I'll show the rebel when I think of them.
00:40:53Willie, what are you going to do?
00:40:54I'll show them who's provost.
00:40:56Now, Willie.
00:40:56I can't carry on like a lot of hooligans in my town.
00:40:59I'm provost.
00:40:59Father, don't you give heads?
00:41:00I'll deal with you in the morning.
00:41:03And that goes to me.
00:41:04But the sergeant says...
00:41:05Oh, sir.
00:41:08It's all right.
00:41:09You're about as bad as this anyway.
00:41:19Open the door.
00:41:20But you can't show yourself who's there, Mr. Gow.
00:41:22No, you can't show yourself who's there.
00:41:24Open that door.
00:41:37Go, boop.
00:41:37Go, boop!
00:41:49Go, boop.
00:41:52It's all right.
00:41:54Go, we can't show yourself who's there.
00:41:57Open that door.
00:41:57It's all right.
00:41:58Come, and he's go.
00:41:58Go, go, go, go, go, go!
00:41:58Go, go, go!
00:41:58Go, go, go, goaw!
00:41:59Go, go, go, go!
00:42:07Grazie a tutti.
00:42:38Grazie a tutti.
00:43:02Grazie a tutti.
00:43:29Grazie a tutti.
00:43:30Mr. Burden had nothing to do with it.
00:43:32Oh, he hadn't.
00:43:33He had nothing to do with the article, I suppose.
00:43:34I know, I know.
00:43:35But I discussed the whole thing.
00:43:36You discussed it with him?
00:43:37Yes.
00:43:38This morning he writes to say that...
00:43:39Oh, he writes.
00:43:41How nice.
00:43:44Well, anyway, if you'd done the right thing, you would have paid the fine yourself.
00:43:47It's all rather trivial.
00:43:49Trivial?
00:43:50Look at this.
00:43:51In the Scottish edition of a London newspaper.
00:43:54Good heavens.
00:43:56Willie, have you seen this?
00:43:58Scottish candidate barked down.
00:43:59Do they think that's funny?
00:44:01What's going to happen at the dinner tonight?
00:44:04Lord Scedivore.
00:44:05Party.
00:44:06Something's got to be done and done quickly.
00:44:07Horace is taking Burden round to your office.
00:44:09Good.
00:44:10I'll break that fellow.
00:44:12You'd better be careful.
00:44:13I don't think you know Mr. Burden.
00:44:19Now, Mr. Burden, I'm going to ask you a few questions.
00:44:22And I'll advise you to stick to the truth.
00:44:25Where are we?
00:44:25Berlin, Moscow, or where?
00:44:27You'll find out where you are.
00:44:28Soon enough.
00:44:29I'm Nordic, if that's what's worrying you.
00:44:32That's enough.
00:44:32Now you.
00:44:33Be quiet, you little cad.
00:44:39Come on now.
00:44:40How much did they pay you?
00:44:42Or was it a fat job?
00:44:43It's blackmail.
00:44:45What are you talking about?
00:44:46You needn't take the innocent.
00:44:47We know who's backing you, Burden.
00:44:51Come on, speak up, man.
00:44:53What exactly was it worth to you?
00:44:56Oh, no, you don't.
00:44:57We haven't finished with you yet.
00:44:59Not by a long talk.
00:45:00The opposition paid you to get that muck into the advertiser.
00:45:02And you were at the back of the row, too.
00:45:04The plot unmasked, eh?
00:45:05So you don't deny it?
00:45:06I wouldn't spoil your fun.
00:45:07It'll be no fun for you.
00:45:09You're going to sweat for this.
00:45:10I came here out of my own free will to try and help you out of your mess,
00:45:13though heaven knows why I should.
00:45:14But after your childish insinuation...
00:45:16Wait!
00:45:20Now, this is a withdrawal.
00:45:22of the statements you made in your article.
00:45:24And you're going to sign it.
00:45:26I'll read it to you.
00:45:27I, the undersigned...
00:45:29You needn't trouble.
00:45:31No, no, of course not.
00:45:32It's quite in order.
00:45:33Just sign at the bottom.
00:45:35Are you being serious?
00:45:36What do you mean?
00:45:36No.
00:45:37What do you mean, no?
00:45:38I mean, I won't sign it or anything else.
00:45:41You won't sign it?
00:45:42No, I darn well won't.
00:45:43You mean you refuse?
00:45:44That is what I'm trying to convey.
00:45:45But why not?
00:45:46Because every word that I wrote was true.
00:45:47Do you know what this lets you in for?
00:45:48No, I don't care.
00:45:49You can consider yourself sacked.
00:45:51I considered myself that yesterday.
00:45:52You won't find another job.
00:45:53We'll see to that.
00:45:53I'm sure you will.
00:45:54I suppose you know this means an action for, um...
00:45:56For, um...
00:45:57Slander.
00:45:57Aye, slander.
00:45:58And not only civil action, sir, but criminal proceedings.
00:46:01And ten years penal service,
00:46:02you've done twenty strokes with a cat
00:46:04three times a day after food.
00:46:05I don't care.
00:46:10Listen, Mr. Gow, you're not a bad chap at heart,
00:46:14but you've got to remember one thing.
00:46:17The people of this country are the most long-suffering on God's earth.
00:46:21They'll put up with humbug, hypocrisy, shilly-shallying, and hardship.
00:46:25They'll pull in their belts if they think is their duty.
00:46:27They'll go to the four corners of the earth
00:46:29and get blown to bits if needs be.
00:46:31But two things they will not stand.
00:46:34Bullying and cruelty.
00:46:35And if you've forgotten that,
00:46:37I make it my business to remind you.
00:46:46I told you to be careful.
00:46:48And what's more, I think he's quite right.
00:46:51Oh!
00:47:02You are having fun.
00:47:06Blowing off steam.
00:47:08Yes.
00:47:09You're absolutely furious.
00:47:11Yes.
00:47:11But you haven't the vaguest idea what to do about it.
00:47:22Nice breaking China, isn't it?
00:47:24I wish it was his neck.
00:47:27Fathers?
00:47:28Yes.
00:47:32Aren't you being a little childish?
00:47:37Allow me.
00:47:38Thank you.
00:47:45I suppose your pride's hurt at anyone daring to suspect your motives.
00:47:52You must admit it's a bit hard for any ordinary person not to think you were bribed.
00:47:58Don't break this one.
00:48:10Oh, allow me.
00:48:13Thank you.
00:48:16You've got yourself into a nice mess, haven't you?
00:48:19I've won something!
00:48:20Never mind that.
00:48:21What are you going to do?
00:48:23Look for another job, I suppose.
00:48:25If you can get one.
00:48:26And what are you going to do in the meanwhile?
00:48:28Have you got any money at all?
00:48:30Cigarette?
00:48:31No, thanks.
00:48:32No, thanks.
00:48:32You may need them.
00:48:36Frank.
00:48:37Now, don't get excited.
00:48:38I want to ask you a question.
00:48:39Yes, but you call me Frank.
00:48:41Well?
00:48:42That's my name.
00:48:42So I thought.
00:48:43Yes, but it's the first time you've used my name.
00:48:45Well, what about it?
00:48:46It's the first time you've called me Frank.
00:48:48Oh, do listen.
00:48:49Yes, well, Leonard's not a penny.
00:48:51Oh.
00:48:53There.
00:48:54It's difficult to ask you this, and you mustn't misunderstand me.
00:48:58Do what Father asks.
00:49:00What on earth do you take me for?
00:49:02Eleven stone, six pounds, four ounces.
00:49:06Oh.
00:49:09Now, don't be so obstinate.
00:49:12How can you expect me to knuckle under to him?
00:49:14You know I'm right.
00:49:15You said so.
00:49:15I never said you were.
00:49:17I said your motives were.
00:49:22Now, don't ask for another one.
00:49:26Frank, you've made your protest, and it was a fine thing to do.
00:49:29That's pig-headedness.
00:49:31And there's nothing new about pig-headedness.
00:49:33It's as old as the pigs.
00:49:34So is this.
00:49:43Frank, be generous.
00:49:45Generous?
00:49:47You've dealt Father a pretty hard knock, you know.
00:49:49You made him ridiculous, which was the worst thing you could do.
00:49:52Why not call it a dare?
00:49:54What about Patsy?
00:49:56Well, put it this way.
00:49:58If you behaved decently to Mrs. Hegarty, you will sign the withdrawal.
00:50:02Supposing you won't?
00:50:03He will.
00:50:04He may break his word.
00:50:07Then we'll both tell the world what we think of him.
00:50:09Both?
00:50:10Then you're in this with me.
00:50:14It's a deal.
00:50:17It's what I'm telling you.
00:50:18It's time for me facing the dust they are when it was rising to the stars.
00:50:21With the people buzzing around like there was bees around the honeysuckle.
00:50:24And me selling ice creams as if they were hot dogs.
00:50:28Give me me shawl.
00:50:29I'm making enough money to pay me fine and get Patsy back so I can.
00:50:33Oh, Mr. Bird and your honour.
00:50:35They're after arresting me goods and chattels.
00:50:37What's happening, McKellar?
00:50:38They're seizing our goods for debt.
00:50:39Who are?
00:50:40The authorities.
00:50:41Oh, this is fantastic.
00:50:42Oh, it is that.
00:50:43And they're doing in the wee dug tonight.
00:50:45Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:50:53Mrs. Hegarty, we're from the London Sun.
00:50:55Are you a reporter?
00:50:56Yes.
00:50:57Come with me.
00:50:57I'll give you the biggest scoop we ever had in your life.
00:50:59You better come, Mrs. Hegarty, too.
00:51:00Mr. Bird and your honour, don't be doing any more good for me.
00:51:03I've lost Patsy.
00:51:04I've lost me baller.
00:51:05I've given a much more I can lose.
00:51:07He's out of me way.
00:51:08Get after her, quick.
00:51:15If your father thinks he's going to get away with this,
00:51:17he's made the biggest mistake of his life.
00:51:19Don't you wag that thing at me.
00:51:21The deal's off.
00:51:42The condemned man ate a hearty meal.
00:51:49Patsy.
00:51:50Patsy.
00:51:51Go.
00:51:51In.
00:51:52In.
00:51:58Honoria.
00:51:59It's meself.
00:52:01I've come to say goodbye.
00:52:03You didn't say that you were leaving us.
00:52:06It's goodbye to Patsy, Armadon.
00:52:08Well, step on it.
00:52:10Well, we're coming for him.
00:52:12Patsy.
00:52:19Don't take on Honoria.
00:52:21It cannot be helped.
00:52:33There he lies.
00:52:34As if he was in his coffin.
00:52:40I'm real sorry, Honoria.
00:52:42But check in how half the ills we do in this world
00:52:44are in a billion of other fools.
00:52:47that's the truth.
00:52:49Aye.
00:52:51What do you say to a wee drink?
00:52:54Come on, they're open.
00:52:55No, no, Honoria.
00:52:57In return for your kindness.
00:52:59And leave Patsy.
00:53:00Ah, he'll be all right.
00:53:01You can lock the door.
00:53:02Nobody will know.
00:53:03We'll drink to his dear departing spirit.
00:53:07Sure.
00:53:08Sure, it's only common humanity.
00:53:10Well, I'll get my keys.
00:53:20Only a wee in mind.
00:53:26Mind this, Honoria.
00:53:28The lethal chambers.
00:53:30You mean.
00:53:30Just that.
00:53:32You mean.
00:53:36I'm seeking you, McKellar.
00:53:38Oh.
00:53:39It's you.
00:53:41Aye.
00:53:41All six of me.
00:53:42I suppose you know you're keeping the vet waiting.
00:53:44Aye, you're keeping the vet waiting.
00:53:46Whist, whist.
00:53:47Have a heart.
00:53:48Have a heart.
00:53:49Do you not cause a necessary pain?
00:53:52Ach, away will you.
00:53:53Come on round to your lodging and hand him over.
00:54:05Is he all right, Honor?
00:54:09Whoosh.
00:54:11Whoosh.
00:54:15Your good health, my dear.
00:54:17Thank you, Lord Skerevo.
00:54:18But of course.
00:54:19Oh, we must all drink to that.
00:54:21Highland honors, Mr. Provost.
00:54:24Aye.
00:54:28Slange.
00:54:29Slange.
00:54:30Oh, my God.
00:54:34Yes, yes, won't let it start.
00:54:37That's right.
00:54:40Very nice time.
00:54:41Very good indeed.
00:54:44I think they've all enjoyed themselves.
00:54:47Allow me.
00:54:48Don't be too long with the port lords, Keribor.
00:54:50No, I won't.
00:54:53Ah, my lord.
00:54:54Bring the cigars, Hollis, will you?
00:54:56Come over here, my lord.
00:54:58Come over here and finish your port in comfort, will you?
00:55:01Thank you.
00:55:02Cigar, my lord.
00:55:04Thank you.
00:55:08Cigar.
00:55:08Thank you, Hollis.
00:55:15Well, girl,
00:55:17about your adoption as official candidate.
00:55:20I thought that was settled.
00:55:21Yeah, I'd hoped it was, but tell me,
00:55:25what's all this about a dog?
00:55:27Why, I don't understand.
00:55:29Oh, I mean this, you know,
00:55:32at a by-election, the first to be fought by our party.
00:55:35It's, um...
00:55:36Well, what's it all about?
00:55:38I've heard things.
00:55:39You know, it'd be awkward if...
00:55:41Oh, you mean, oh, that.
00:55:43Ah, that was just a storm in a teacup.
00:55:45A woman refused to pay her dog license
00:55:47and some young lads made a sort of joke about it.
00:55:50Exuberance of youth, you know?
00:55:53It wasn't an organized thing.
00:55:55Oh, no, no.
00:55:56No, no, no.
00:56:00The paper's made out.
00:56:02There was a bit of a riot.
00:56:03A riot?
00:56:04Oh, that wasn't a riot, was it?
00:56:06Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:56:08Just, uh, just fun and games.
00:56:10Ha, ha.
00:56:11Ha.
00:56:17Might I have a drop of whiskey instead of this pot?
00:56:19Why, of course, madame.
00:56:21Please do, madame.
00:56:22Over here, please do.
00:56:23Yes, thank you.
00:56:23Please, uh, help yourself, won't you?
00:56:25Thank you.
00:56:27I understand you're very highly respected
00:56:29in this neighborhood, Mr. Gove.
00:56:31There's no man more respected than the provost.
00:56:33If you understand me, his word is law.
00:56:36Now, in the development of Vicky, he...
00:56:41Huh. Popular, too.
00:56:43Extremely popular. Extremely popular.
00:56:46Well, you know, popularity's a tender plant.
00:56:49The tactless handling of a situation might be the end of us.
00:56:52But I told you, Lordship,
00:56:53the whole childish affair is finished and done with.
00:57:01What the devil is that row?
00:57:08would come home.
00:57:18Beh смотрите-
00:57:24What's the meaning of this tom-dool riffman.
00:57:27Really, my Lord? I...
00:57:32Willy... Horace, Father, what is it?
00:57:35Hold that piece
00:57:39Thank you
00:57:39Thank you
00:57:42What's all this?
00:57:43What's that photographer doing here?
00:57:45Mr. Provost
00:57:46Mr. Provost
00:57:48Oh Mr. Provost
00:57:49He's gone, he's gone
00:57:51Who's gone? Patsy, Mr. Provost
00:57:53Who is Patsy?
00:57:55Mrs. Haggerty's lord, you dogship
00:57:59Show him in a teacup, eh?
00:58:02Exuberance of youth, eh?
00:58:04Stop, Delivery
00:58:05Pull my cart
00:58:15Wait a minute
00:58:20Move our cart
00:58:22Oh, get off the wall!
00:58:23Oh, what's that doing?
00:58:26Go, go!
00:58:28Go, go, go!
00:58:31a
00:58:32via
00:58:32via
00:58:33via
00:58:33via
00:58:33via
00:58:33via
00:58:38no
00:58:40no
00:58:40no
00:58:47no
00:58:48no
00:58:49no
00:58:50no
00:58:50no
00:58:53no
00:58:54no
00:58:56no
00:58:56no
00:59:00no
00:59:01no
00:59:04no
00:59:04why are you trying to kill them?
00:59:09don't encourage them, help me to call them off
00:59:10yes
00:59:11no
00:59:12no
00:59:13no
00:59:14no
00:59:14no
00:59:14no
00:59:16no何
00:59:16no
00:59:24no
00:59:25no
00:59:28no
00:59:29no
00:59:32no
00:59:32that'll
00:59:33do it that'll
00:59:35do it that'll
00:59:35do it that must
00:59:36hierop that will
00:59:37bring us
00:59:37pull the
00:59:38pull the
00:59:38no
00:59:40no
00:59:41no
00:59:45no
00:59:54no
00:59:57no
00:59:58no
00:59:58no
01:00:00no
01:00:08no
01:00:08no
01:00:09please don't go like this if you only knew willie i mean the provost it's all a terrible mistake
01:00:14you're running along
01:00:16excuse me
01:00:21oh horace what a tragedy
01:00:23oh don't be stupid come on
01:00:31oh hello
01:00:34i never want to see you again
01:00:37come on
01:00:38get in here
01:00:39go away we
01:00:40go away we
01:00:44go away
01:00:44go away
01:00:44call them off boys
01:00:45back to my work boys
01:00:46oh
01:00:47oh
01:00:48oh
01:00:48oh
01:00:48oh
01:00:49oh
01:00:49oh
01:00:49oh
01:00:49oh
01:00:50oh
01:00:50oh
01:00:50oh
01:00:50ah
01:00:50oh
01:00:50oh
01:00:50oh
01:00:50oh
01:00:50No, no, no, no, no!
01:01:18No, no, no, no, no, no!
01:01:39Oh, my love, they can't do this, do you?
01:01:45Here, here, here, what does that mean?
01:01:48It means that I'm not wanted in this house.
01:02:22Here, there's your first installment.
01:02:24There's yours.
01:02:25Do you think I'm doing this for money?
01:02:26Take it away.
01:02:27Oh, I want a couple of quid to live on.
01:02:28Don't be an ass.
01:02:29Why should the sun get all this for nothing?
01:02:30Yeah, take it away.
01:02:31Give it to anyone you like.
01:02:32Give it to the Royal Oxalmic Hospital for myopic Pekingese.
01:02:36Give it to Mrs. Haggerty.
01:02:40You're the Procurator Fiscal.
01:02:41You're the public prosecutor, aren't you?
01:02:42Yes, but I do see...
01:02:43No, no, no, let's do your duty, man.
01:02:44You've got the prosecutor.
01:02:45Yes, but on what charge?
01:02:46Well, find a charge.
01:02:47That's your job.
01:02:51Mr. Burden?
01:02:52What the...
01:02:53I have a warden for your arrest.
01:02:54I must ask you to come with me.
01:02:55What for?
01:02:56Yeah, you can't do that.
01:02:57What's the charge?
01:02:58Let's see the warrant.
01:02:59Come quieter now.
01:03:13Hello, Burden.
01:03:13Your troubles are over.
01:03:14This is Mr. Watkins of the FFFF...
01:03:17The Federation of Friends of the Feathered, Four-Footed and Furry, you know.
01:03:20God.
01:03:20Mr. Burden, my society is filled with admiration for your great work on this Patsy case.
01:03:25But we feel that you've fought alone in an unequal battle too long.
01:03:28I'm authorized to inform you that my Federation has decided to take up the case officially
01:03:32and to finance your defense.
01:03:34Mr. Burden, we couldn't do otherwise.
01:03:36The enthusiasm of our members.
01:03:38We've made Patsy an honorary vice president.
01:03:41We've also...
01:03:41Oh, don't take praises.
01:03:44Go away.
01:03:45I'm fed up with the whole business.
01:03:47If I want to become publicist at a stunt of raising funds for your federation of futile
01:03:51fatheads, I'll let you know.
01:03:52You've made a national entertainment out of what was a perfectly honest, straightforward
01:03:55issue.
01:03:56And you want to use it to boost your full society.
01:03:59Well, I won't have it.
01:04:00I don't care if I win the case or lose it.
01:04:04I've lost everything over this.
01:04:05I've lost my job.
01:04:06I've lost my future.
01:04:07I've lost...
01:04:08Oh, take them away.
01:04:10Mr. Burden, you can't behave like this.
01:04:12And you can't say things like that.
01:04:14My society is going to defend you whether you like it or not.
01:04:17Come along, sir.
01:04:34It's downright incontinental, so it is.
01:04:37To see you gazing there at nothing, as if you were Columbus taking his first look at
01:04:40America and the dear heart of your broken at the sight of it.
01:04:43Come on, man, dear.
01:04:45Don't be refusing the help of others when the sorrow's on you.
01:04:48And stand up for yourself to his honour, the sheriff.
01:04:50The way you stand up for others.
01:04:52The widow and the orphan.
01:04:53The poor and the needless.
01:04:55Listen.
01:04:57I've caused enough trouble.
01:04:59I'm through.
01:05:00I don't care what they do.
01:05:01I don't want to win the case.
01:05:02I don't want to do anything more to hurt, Miss Victoria.
01:05:04Now, it's the great boy you are, Mr. Burden.
01:05:06And it's the great gift for writing you have.
01:05:08Did I tell you?
01:05:09I had the article framed.
01:05:11It's up on the wall between His Holiness and the Coloured
01:05:13and the good enlargement of poor Haggerty that was.
01:05:37It's a cruel shame.
01:05:38That's what it is.
01:05:39Fear makes me boil over.
01:05:43Such a sweet little doggie, my dear.
01:05:46Yes.
01:05:47I know what I'd do with that promise of Bakey.
01:05:53Doing a thing like that to a dog.
01:05:55Bad show.
01:05:59And shall poor Patsy die.
01:06:02There's 20 million schoolchildren.
01:06:05Shall know the reason why.
01:06:09I mean, it's hardly playing the game, what?
01:06:12It's not cricket.
01:06:13No.
01:06:16Patsy case.
01:06:17It is understood that reports of the resignation of Provost William Gow
01:06:21were officially denied in Bakey today.
01:06:23The End
01:06:26The End
01:06:40Grazie a tutti.
01:06:59Grazie a tutti.
01:07:27Grazie a tutti.
01:07:29Bring up the panel, Frank Burden.
01:07:31Bring up Frank Burden.
01:07:33I brought myself up.
01:07:35They might have given me some red fire and a chord in the orchestra.
01:07:37This is a court of law.
01:07:39There is no orchestra, whatever.
01:07:40Then there should be.
01:07:41You be quiet.
01:07:42All right.
01:07:47Inasmuch as you did utter or did publish a statement designed or calculated to exercise an improper influence on the
01:07:51voters in a parliamentary election under the Corrupt and Legal Practices Act of 1895.
01:07:54When?
01:07:561895.
01:07:57But I wasn't born then.
01:07:59Have you understood the charge?
01:08:01I've tried to.
01:08:02Do you want it read again?
01:08:04No, thank you.
01:08:05Well, do you plead guilty or not guilty?
01:08:07Does it matter?
01:08:08The prisoner pleads not guilty, my lord.
01:08:11You know best.
01:08:12We may proceed.
01:08:14Why not?
01:08:15Thank you.
01:08:16Call Robert Andrews.
01:08:18Robert Andrews.
01:08:19Robert Andrews.
01:08:22Robert Andrews.
01:08:27Do brisk up, Willie.
01:08:29I wish I could see Victoria.
01:08:31Oh, her.
01:08:32She won't turn up anyway.
01:08:34Willie, when you've won your case, Horace may call off the divorce.
01:08:39Sometimes I think you're without one moral principle.
01:08:42And nothing but the truth.
01:08:44And nothing but the truth.
01:08:46You're Robert Andrews.
01:08:47I am.
01:08:48You're a compositor working for the Bakerie Advertiser.
01:08:51I am.
01:08:51That is, you set up in print the matter appearing in the paper.
01:08:54I do.
01:08:54Now, on the night in question, were you given by the panel a last-minute article to set up?
01:08:58I was.
01:08:59And was the panel the author of the article?
01:09:01I was.
01:09:03Silence.
01:09:06How dare you.
01:09:07I'm trying to save time.
01:09:09But I defend the case.
01:09:09I expect my client to behave himself.
01:09:11I didn't ask you to.
01:09:11I wanted to defend myself.
01:09:12Mr. Burden, there are 3,000 pounds put forward for your defense by the FFFF.
01:09:16We all know where that's going to.
01:09:19Really?
01:09:20Leave him to me, Mr. Minges.
01:09:22Mr. Burden, you must not interrupt the hearing.
01:09:25Go on.
01:09:26How did you know the panel was the author of the article?
01:09:29It was his English hand of writing.
01:09:31What do you mean by that?
01:09:33Illiterate, you'll understand.
01:09:37Silence.
01:09:39I understand you had difficulty in deciphering the article.
01:09:42It was practically a physical impossibility.
01:09:45You're quite sure you set in print what the panel wrote?
01:09:47Of course he did.
01:09:50Keep quiet.
01:09:51I corrected the proof myself.
01:09:52For heaven's sake, hold your tongue.
01:09:53Well, don't suggest I didn't write what I did write.
01:09:55Shh.
01:09:56You really must speak to your client, Mr. Minges.
01:09:58My lord, you told me to leave him to you.
01:10:01Don't be impertinent.
01:10:04Silence.
01:10:05The next person to laugh will be turned out of this court.
01:10:14Yes, sir.
01:10:15Vicky.
01:10:16Why, I thought you weren't coming.
01:10:18What else could I do?
01:10:20I've missed you, Vicky.
01:10:22It was decent of you to have kept away from him.
01:10:25You were mistaken in him, Vicky.
01:10:27He's just a self-seeking little rotter.
01:10:30He's nothing of the kind.
01:10:31He didn't do anything you didn't goad him to.
01:10:33and you're bringing this case simply to satisfy your own pride.
01:10:36I see.
01:10:36So you're still taken in with the fellow.
01:10:38Well, it'll interest you to know that I've got him this time.
01:10:42Father.
01:10:43You are Margaret Twine?
01:10:45Sure.
01:10:46Just answer yes or no.
01:10:48Okay.
01:10:50You're employed as a parlourmaid by Provost Gow.
01:10:53Says you.
01:10:54What is the meaning of this expression, says you?
01:10:59Well, uh, uh, my lord,
01:11:01it's a slang phrase of American origin
01:11:04which has gained regrettable currency
01:11:05in the language of our people
01:11:07through the insidious agency of the cinema.
01:11:09And it is, I'm given to understand,
01:11:11employed to indicate a state of dubiety
01:11:13in the mind of the speaker
01:11:14as to the veracity or credibility
01:11:18of a statement-maker.
01:11:20Oh, yeah.
01:11:23Oh, yeah.
01:11:25Grazie a tutti.
01:11:57Grazie a tutti.
01:12:25Grazie a tutti.
01:12:28Grazie a tutti.
01:12:34Grazie a tutti.
01:12:35Grazie a tutti.
01:12:36Grazie a tutti.
01:14:07Grazie a tutti.
01:15:41Grazie a tutti.
01:16:11Grazie a tutti.
01:17:42Grazie a tutti.
01:18:20Grazie a tutti.
01:18:27Grazie a tutti.
01:18:57Grazie a tutti.
01:18:58Grazie a tutti.
01:21:28Grazie a tutti.
01:21:41Grazie a tutti.
01:22:16Grazie a tutti.
01:22:44Grazie a tutti.
01:22:45Grazie a tutti.
01:23:15a tutti.
01:24:50I had not fully realized that a public man is apt to get above himself.
01:24:55I am grateful to Mr. Burden for bringing me back to earth.
01:24:58In regard to Mrs. Hegarty and her dog Patsy,
01:25:02I forgot to apply one of the great principles of my life.
01:25:06It is this.
01:25:07It is only the realization,
01:25:11the sympathetic realization,
01:25:13the deeply sympathetic realization
01:25:17that each unit in the state is a living, breathing soul,
01:25:24each with his own aspirations,
01:25:27each with his own peculiarly intense perception
01:25:30of his own rights and his own wrongs.
01:25:36A leader must have that strange sixth sense
01:25:41that enables him to see into the hearts of his people,
01:25:46to feel in his own flesh and in his own blood
01:25:51the wounds and distresses they suffer,
01:25:55to a leader,
01:25:58even the least of his feelings.
01:26:00or a leader in front of the party.
01:26:19Grazie a tutti.
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