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00:09all right guys you missed your foreskin we don't even know it you know like we missed out on it
00:16our parents took our rights away because foreskin reconstruction has become a big
00:23plastic surgery trend oh wow i know you can buy some devices that'll sort of stretch it out and
00:31give you some like what currently what you have whoa you're kidding i am not kidding why would i kid
00:41i don't know i just why would i kid about my foreskin i can't imagine that would give you
00:48enough no it's like over time in the same way that um if they knew that they were going to
00:56give someone like a breast job that they would like put smaller ones in and then the skin grows
01:03so that it can handle that and then they put bigger ones in after that because your skin grows
01:09and so they just put some device that forces the skin to stretch and then grow and then you end
01:16up
01:16with some over time well uh every so often a doctor feels a phone call from a circumcised man
01:23desperate to restore his penis to its original glory give me my foreskin back a board certified
01:31surgeon in chicago he says he's never done more penile cosmetic surgery he said the problem is
01:41there's there's no technique that really works perfectly yet there's a whole group known as
01:49restorers yes men who struggle to improve sexual sensation and feel whole again with foreskin reconstruction
02:00the problem is a lot of these are untested potentially dangerous and could end up going wrong
02:08seems risky well it's very risky to me to like cut it all and like what are you doing you're
02:14adding
02:14skin from somewhere else or whatever yeah no one's happy huh no you're not you're not i mean i'm sure
02:21listen every circumcised guy has wondered what would it feel like well i think it's just um what you're
02:28told is that there's this sensitivity that you've missed out on your whole life and you're like what like
02:33how can it because well i can get that it's be more sensitive right yeah makes sense it does make
02:39sense you've never thought about it you haven't you're good it's gone i like what i got i don't
02:45need it i mean i don't know ryan's current penis status i don't want to tell you holy crap do
02:50you want
02:51to know i'm not sure yes he does money on it oh take your bets cut or uncut oh wow
02:58wow i gotta go i'm
03:00going cut just because of around his age uh i'll i'll take cut i'll put uh how much you putting
03:07down 40 bucks on 40 bucks on cut jason i'm gonna say cut too but i don't i don't know
03:13as i need to
03:14know more about his upbringing i don't know what his background is it can affect it's got a wild
03:19wild grandparents we know that that's right yeah that's true oh we know really about him so far i'm
03:25gonna say cut i got 50 cents you know what i believe 50 cents the slush fund is low oh
03:32my god
03:32i got some embarrassing and listen i believe he's cut as well but i'm just gonna go against it
03:37just for the chance and say he's well i think i think if we had to make odds for this
03:43like it's uh
03:44i gotta bet 40 to make like 10 you know yeah the odds are high that he's cut yeah this
03:50one out
03:51that's weird smart is ryan circumcised i don't know guys it seems like the dumbest thing
04:02i want to talk about ryan's penis uh ryan uh everyone loses i believe i have what they call a
04:09hoodie
04:11oh dave win no i won yeah he just went against the grain that counts what do you know i
04:18wait so
04:19are you cut but it's not done correctly are you do you have a turtleneck it's something like that
04:24so it's like a half of it oh i didn't even know this my mom told me this like three
04:30years ago
04:30because my son it happened with my son you're half cut yeah i guess they call it a hoodie because
04:35it looks like it's wearing a hood oh are you half no hold on hold on hold on now it's
04:41really
04:42inappropriate we gotta see this thing save yourself please did you get one of those ones where it's
04:49like a half so it does it looks like it has a hood on like they screwed up the cut
04:56right and so when
04:58they reattached it you like have half a foreskin right no i don't i don't think i was ever cut
05:04i think
05:04it was born like this oh baby you were born this way that's what my son's the exact same way
05:10it
05:10happened with him like father like son so you were on cut then i said i yeah i guess technically
05:17i won
05:18i guess you win yeah we'll wait till jason sees it after the show yeah that's smart final decision
05:24are you god you sent it you sent some no oh okay good i'm not digging deep no you don't
05:30i don't
05:30want to know what his penis looks like pictures of my penis it's just gonna be babies you put in
05:35a
05:35search i have circumcised but now i've gone too far and it's like oh i know what your penis looks
05:40like
05:43even i gross myself up yeah that's not great let's that was a lot let's look up half circumcised to
05:50see
05:51what we're talking i think we i literally i think we've looked it up before um and i i thought
05:57that
05:57it was it was like usually botched it was something that was botched adults too yes please good choice
06:03yep um oh yeah but i don't think he's like that so is it like so it's like it's saying
06:11peekaboo
06:12every day does not look like what you're showing you see the one to the to the left i would
06:16say it
06:17doesn't also it's a good choice that's right jeffrey what do you show me it does look like
06:24oh yeah stick it to that yeah exactly let's uh guess ryan's penis
06:35yeah um i want to find no keep let's find the most terrible penis let's see a b or c
06:43uh i think
06:44i think it's like none of those i think he has like a half i think it's like a hood
06:50like he said
06:51there is like this no there's only one one half to it yeah so like i'm wearing you know throw
06:58up a
06:58hoodie yeah like put your hood up dave put your hood up right now that's what his penis looks like
07:03it just covers the back that's what he's imitating yes dave is ryan's penis live you see how that is
07:13you see how your head is kind of exposed on one side wait so the underside is exposed the side
07:20of
07:20it is ryan your penis is confusing us man i know it's not me i've got to understand your penis
07:25like
07:26because where does my piss go now does it riddle out he's gotta pull it type in hooded penis dave
07:31that comes in that comes in a little better now you guys got me look hold on i gotta get
07:37out of
07:37review hooded penis oh it is my hood i told you that's what he's got imagine my face is a
07:50dick
07:52okay okay it's not that weird looking though it's not bad i don't know i mean i really want to
07:58show
07:58you my penis no no man yeah you got hypospadatus dude yeah that's it's hypospadatus that's the two
08:10holes oh that's a two hole oh okay he knows about that yeah you guys are you guys are like
08:16i don't
08:16have two holes dick bros i have no hood i have one hole hooded dick bros i need to see
08:23it from the
08:23side oh is there a side of this i don't know like a side view oh there's a lot of
08:29oh my god
08:30what the hell is this creature oh my goodness what the f is wrong that is ryan's penis oh man
08:36it looks
08:37bad what do you got next to talk about oh no you got a dick hoodie the thing is a
08:48mess but you know
08:49what so when did you realize you had a dick hoodie four years ago when my son was born four
08:54you didn't
08:54your whole life you've gone through life not knowing you just thought they had no idea it
08:58doesn't look weird mom look right now this doesn't look right to me that one looks like a turkey neck
09:05the one they're pulling on their porns and stuff and maybe guys in the locker room you weren't like
09:10damn what's up no that's what i mean it's not weird looking okay right it's just got a little
09:16extra maybe it's more like take your hood dave and put it at like uh three quarters or like a
09:23one
09:24half maybe it's more like that yeah that's maybe it you know like the tip of a pig in a
09:29blanket
09:29that's what i'm picturing pig in a blanket yeah like the little hot dog and the puff pastry
09:35oh it just sort of peeks out just peeks through yeah this is where ryan's like man why did i
09:40open my
09:40what did i do here should have just said cut yeah you should have just yeah i was trying to
09:46be honest
09:46i was cut or uncut not cut you're never gonna believe this but i have a penile hood okay so
09:54four years ago when you made this discovery ryan because of your son did you think oh i should do
09:59something about this or no you're fine everything's good no i'm good you're good yeah yeah proof that it
10:04works so i'm all right yes exactly with a third proof on the way yeah like that one right there
10:09looks like it has a bonnet on almost a bonnet yeah no downs down two and over one over to
10:16the
10:16to the right this no no up up over there right there oh my god it's like got a bonnet
10:23can you see what we're seeing right little miss muffet yeah i see it not that either
10:29can we see one of these in the wild can you guide my mouse to which one
10:33he said already it doesn't matter which one you show he will always say no that's not it it's like
10:40a cool guy wearing a hoodie like me earlier right yeah think about like um vin diesel in a hoodie
10:49someone said i'm picturing an 80s leg warmer i can't picture it like a hood honestly i can't that's
10:57why i'm confused so if it's flat his penis there's a hood over the head i don't think it goes
11:02all the
11:03way over i'm telling you if you guys saw it you wouldn't think it looks weird at all
11:06that's why i didn't bring it up for 34 years i think it's weird you got two holes in yours
11:17dick wars david chuckle i'll show you one hole there's one hole
11:22i'll show you one hole oh my god it's a mess
11:28yep it's wild but i okay i just always thought that was an accident like when that happened that's
11:35what i thought you were like they did at like a a botched circumcision circumcision yes because i
11:42know a guy who had to go in again oh like they were fixing a botch right like i've heard
11:48of that
11:48so this is just you're born with it they say don't do anything don't do anything just leave it
11:54i feel like there's just some added skin so like towards towards like a turtleneck you didn't get
12:01enough foreskin no he got more than enough i got more but not enough to like half right he got
12:10he
12:10didn't get the full foreskin that's what i mean he didn't get enough right yes i guess technically but
12:16yeah it wasn't so much though that you would need to remove it yeah his his tips just got a
12:20little
12:20blanket i mean thank god he doesn't have that one with the hole on the side no the whole thing
12:25is
12:26wild i've never seen anything like that in my life i didn't know the hole on the side what the
12:30hell
12:30man i mean that's a growth why is it over there no that's the hole on the side see the
12:35hole it's
12:36the same hole the same hole is here but oh that's crazy yeah look at that one oh my god
12:46man dicks are
12:48unattractive no i mean what is that middle thing on the left this up to yep that's a double that's
12:56a
12:56double that's double dong how about the one in the bottom right that's terrible stuff hooded creature
13:03what is that well it looks like a chode if you ask me a hooded chode man unattractive wieners
13:12but ryan's is mine super attractive yeah mine's great i wasn't talking about yours i wasn't talking
13:17about you're just looking up his exact condition and it's all terrible so someone said if you don't
13:22have a foreskin ryan maybe you've got a two skin that's kind of what it is yeah maybe that yeah
13:27maybe that i don't know i just always get her referred to as a hood yeah okay that's fine
13:33hooded oh no people are sending us pictures oh god of course of theirs yeah because they're
13:39they've got the ryan oh they've got the ryan they want us to see email at davidjordthefruit.com
13:45we gotta put a we gotta figure this out i'm always shocked that we will openly look at the genitals
13:53of
13:53the people that listen to us it is a wild ride we won't get we've had we've looked at a
14:00listener's
14:00butthole they're like yeah i sent my butthole yeah you're right yeah the ladies all sent you their
14:05lips yeah oh yeah i mean i'm thinking i'd like to be taken off the email and put just put
14:10jason on
14:10instead nope you're getting the dick you can forward the dick ones to me yep that's true jason needs
14:16like or just like dick at davidjord it's nice to know ryan's led a full life with a hood oh
14:22yeah
14:22everything works everything's fine no issues no go it's got a lady no no telethon needed
14:27we should just always wear our hoods everywhere now every day team ryan
14:32anytime i see him instead of like a salute we'll just be like
14:36what's up ryan yeah throw up your hoods for ryan
14:39hood bros for life you've said too much ryan
14:43he's gone quiet he's gone quiet
14:45he's fielding a lot of calls from sorry i was trying i'm really desperately trying to find what
14:49mine looks like to show you i need to straighten this out yeah yeah because right now i think it
14:57looks like the one with the hole on the side and that ain't man that's not good no some sort
15:01of
15:01mythical creature down there uh someone said just fyi you guys have an entire office full of women
15:06discussing dicks right now oh of course i'm sure we do have they been with hoodies yeah that's the big
15:12question oh i'm sure they have enough of them i heard they all love it i can't imagine i'm sure
15:19they can i'm sure sure why not it's weird though just part of it yeah no i always thought that
15:26if
15:26something like that was going on that it was like they made a miscut i love dave is in a
15:33hoodie
15:33the whole time doing this yes he is i love him doing the show in a hoodie it's really funny
15:40thank you ryan bro used to it new merch will be out next year
15:45oh my god hoodies dave and chuck the freak half hoodies you know you know that his cartoon character
15:50is getting a hoodie oh he's got to get a hoodie he's getting a hoodie now sure i don't think
15:54he
15:56he's getting his own half uncut podcast coming soon oh wow don't tempt these uh people yeah exactly
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